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by Zwangzug » Sat Apr 19, 2014 8:45 pm
by Electrum » Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:27 pm
by Star United States » Sun Apr 20, 2014 12:02 am
Content
1. Match One Results
2. Group F Results
3. Cup of Harmony 60 Matches - Group Stage
4. Next Match
5. Chaos In Kazamtsuri and Star United States
Match One Results
The Archregimacy 2 - 1 Star United States
Group F Results
The Results Aren't Surprising
Group F
The Archregimancy 2–1 Star United States - @ Tenshi Dome, Kizuna
Kandorith 3–2 Albaie - @ Shiranao, Yuigahama
Group F Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kandorith 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
2 The Archregimancy 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
3 Albaie 1 0 0 1 2 3 −1 0
4 Star United States 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
Cup of Harmony Matches - Group Stage
All The Matches In The Group Stage
Next Match
Albaie v. Star United States
Chaos In Kazamatsuri and Star United States
Are Our Players In Danger?
Translation
Can someone tell me who's idea was this? Oh yeah, it was the government of this country that let them go to to a country full of danger! Our citizens are in danger in the country of Kazamatsuri, and this country already knew, yet they let them go! What ignorance! There's no Cup of Harmony there! There only is Cup of Terror and Destruction! Stop the cup, come back home!
Translation
What's this nonsense? Why don't we just throw all of our citizens into dens of lions like they did to Daniel? Oh, no, just send them to a dangerous place just to play a game of soccer. What a caring government! If anything happens to any citizen of this nation in Kazamatsuri due to the natural disasters, it'll be on the government's hands! What a pity, so much for a Cup of Harmony! Stop the Cup, come home now!
by Kazamatsuri » Sun Apr 20, 2014 2:30 am
Jack Hughes: Satisfactory effort.
Azai Kanon (Mizuyuki): Satisfactory, Mr Hughes? Now where is that money, eh?
Jack Hughes: I told you, I am having none of that. I have already wired it to your bank account.
Bojan Kumiric (Kinitaria): Wait, how do you know about the money due to the Kazamatsurian FA? Granted, it's not as though Mr. Hughes here is acting in secrecy...
Azai Kanon: Heh I have my links Bojan...Reproduction of IRC communication log apparently implicating FFK president Bojan Kumiric, KFA representative Azai Kanon
and Electrumite Minister for Sports, the Arts and Culture Jack Hughes in a bribery scandal
by Electrum » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:37 am
by The Archregimancy » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:38 am
by Armakistan » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:07 am
Group G Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Armakistan 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
2 HopNation 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
3 New Montreal States 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
4 Ko-oren 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
by Gregoryisgodistan » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:25 am
by Cosumar » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:17 am
"Engström makes his share of mistakes, as any footballer of his age does. It's the type of thing that comes with being a teenager playing alongside established international superstars" Crowley said. "But this kid is special. He may have no clue what we're doing sometimes, but he's fast, with a natural knack for creating good looks at the goal. He's a wild card. I took a gamble, inserted Anders Engström - and it paid off."
"I had an eye on the clock and knew we had very little time, so it was essentially one of those "now or never" siutations. I needed to create a scoring opportunity, no time for hesitation" Team Captain Abel Scarloff said. "My sixth sense told me to check Anders [Engström] and I saw him start to break away. So I just crossed my proverbial fingers and launched to the open space in front of him."
"I'm just completely speechless right now. I never thought I would have the opportunity to score a campaign-saving goal, on this big of a stage" Engström said post-game. "Abel [Scarloff] deserves a hell of a lot of credit for setting me up. I just can't believe it right now. But we still have two more huge matches coming up and we're going to get right back to preparing for that. As much as I would love to savor this moment, it was just a draw - we've got to put it behind us and move on."
"*Huff*......*Puff*.......*Cough*...*Whew*...." Manager Farris Crowley panted after narrowly avoiding being blown away by a tornado on his way to the media session. "I'm sorry.....had to.....outrun tornado.......to get here. Worst...*cough*...host site....ever....*cough*. Anyways, yes...Yttribia match...very important....*huff*...good team. Need more magic from...*puff*...young Engström...to fuel our attack with...Addam [Andsman-Savage] out."
by Kandorith » Sun Apr 20, 2014 9:31 am
Group F Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kandorith 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
2 The Archregimancy 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
3 Albaie 1 0 0 1 2 3 −1 0
4 Star United States 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
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by Yttribia » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:01 am
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Injuries, Farves, and Jewel: Oh My!
-by Tammy Ilvellscia
A load of things to cover, in not that much time, so if I may, I'd like to get started quickly. First off, since this is a satire site, we plan on keeping the header, instead of changing it to "ChurchOfVilhjalmsson.cy", or until we feel like it.
Also, apologies for the lack of a group preview, because in layman's terms, how the hell do I do a group preview when we're a third into the group stage? That doesn't even make sense, however, with the situation going on in Kazamatsuri, we ask that our friends in the nation, and across our multiversal borders donate to the Kazamatsuri-jin. You may, and should, donate either via the Purpuram Consociatio, Yttribia's non-profit organization for natural disaster relief and one of the associations that provide health to those in need, at their official donation website at http://purpuram.cy/kazamatsuri, or via your local charitable organization. All of your Periodens, or whatever your local currency may be, will go directly to funding the Kazamatsuri-jin recovery process, by providing medicine, food, bottled water, and whatever is needed.
Now, Cecil Herberts, interim manager, is totally fine after the events that occurred throughout the World Cup 68 Finals Draw, which took place in Legalese City. The reason why he wasn't fine was that the Lord Almighty Gregory, of Gregoryisgodistan, happened to be punched by his Holiness during the live draw, even though the reason for the act of pugilism was uncalled for, and was sent to the hospital. The delegation was replaced by Tammy Ilvellscia, who also happened to be in Legalese, until Herberts was released early. He was then hit with a cactus, by a Guayabalese lunatic, in the derriere, thus forcing him to head to the hospital once more. Simon Jewel, who we have big news about, also happened to be in Legalese during the draw, and was the temporary official representative for the Yttribian delegation. And then, somehow Cecil Herberts returned once more, and stayed throughout the entire draw. But his shirt was ruined as the Lord Almighty Gregory smashed prune juice all over himself. However, this did not send him back towards the hospital for an unprecedented third time, so he remained for the rest of the draw. Despite a black eye, Herberts was confirmed ready for this match. When asked about what the hell went on down in Legalese, Herberts told the Church, "I don't [expletive removed] know, life is just like that, but I'm hoping we are ready for our next three matches."
Also, the Yttribian Football Federation is confirming that their search for a new coach to fill the vacant spot of head coach is currently underway, both inside the nation, and across the multiverse as well. For one, Cecil Herberts is obviously one of the top choices to receive promotion to the illustrious position of head coach, mainly because these three games are by far a trial run for what could possibly a new run. Despite Herbert's more neutral leanings when it comes to fielding (I mean he still fields a 4-4-2 in this day in age), but who knows, he might bring a more offensive minded team to the next set of WCQs. Some coaches from abroad who may possibly take the Ravens to such great heights in the near future include the fifty-three year old Daniel Cardona of Felix, who isn't as offensive as the other Felixian offered, Antonio Leggièri, who is too bold and brash. Guayabalese Mauro Aranzamendi, who currently manages SKA Neftekhimik KK, a top club in the Liga Primer, is also on the Federation's shortlist, and uses a highly modified Yttribian formation, known as the "5-2-1-2" in the country. In the formation, two back midfielders, who can also become defensive midfielders whenever is necessary, and it also allows for three strikers to be utilized as well, so this formation is full of surprises. Two managers from the nations of Super-Llamaland and co-host Kazamatsuri are interested in sending a coach over to Yttribia, but the big reveal for a head coach or assistant coach will come at the end of the CoH group stage. (OOC: Once again, please TG me any managers/coaches who you think might be suited to work in Yttribia)
Now time for a quick wrap on tonight's match between la Vherderoja and those lovable Ravens. As anyone who follows football, or soccer, or whatever you call it nowadays, the Yttribians competed in the fifty-fourth Baptism of Fire, which partly took place in, you guessed it.The Licentian IslesFarfadillis. Never mind the fact that the team never even played in Farfadillis, (but two players did, frelsari okklar himself, and Terry Hyme, who is slated to join Farf champion Avenida Principal for a title defense, along with theanti-Saviour"talented" player Ross Horn), let alone against the Atlantian Oceanian, and Di Bradini Cup winners. So this was a match-up between the student, and the master, per say. La Viola, the ultras who are finally starting to make a comeback, were halted in their comeback journey, as the situation in Kazamatsuri is far too much for those involved. So sparse attendance, but damn what a good game it was.
To kick things off, Farf striker Friekder Dandalleion of legendary Strike FC (teammate of Rico Matthews), had a nice goal from inside the penalty box, thanks to the set-up by his mind-reading buddy Ichi Tuzzio. However, that goal was probably the only highlight of the first half, with various missed chances by the Farves, and some by the Ravens as well. However, the second-half began to heat up as Herberts made an early substitution, placing defensive midfielder Onésime Rios on the bench due to stomach pains, and bring in the new rave, Michel di Mercurio, who was finally able to make his first appearance for the National Team. Several minutes later, Ivaktör Bârr, defender for Valhallan club Northbrook Diamonds FK, subs in for Leo Fakkotti. La Vherderoja finally got their chance to score when Kâí made a stellar run, while breaking the Yttribian Wall, and crushing their morale, and made a stellar shot from a crazy angle, which had no chance of being stopped. However, the Yttribians appeared to have finally gotten out of their funk in the 66th, when Fairclough fought off the Farf defense, and placed it in the net from inside the penalty box, bringing the score to 2-1. Terry Hyme is pulled out for Venesclas School in the sixty-seventh minute. La Vherderoja use up their final two subs, one minute after the goal (Dragãozý for Roga), and in the eightieth minute (Kühâx for Fôx). The Farves sealed, and locked in the match in the eighty-fourth minute, when Terán scores for la Vherderoja, bringing the score to 3-1, and practically sealing the match, and the three points for Farfadillis. Quinones comes in for Vilhjalmsson, as the game was pretty much handed to the Farves. That doesn't mean that the match was over, but the Ravens got in one with School scoring his first goal in a while with a nice header thanks to Gustave Mynatt's stunning passing skills, bringing the match to 3-2 in the eighty-ninth minute. A few minutes later, the final whistle blew, with la Vherderoja dominating the match, and sure as hell gave the Ravens a good old fashioned lesson on offense.Farfadillis 3-2 Yttribia
Wave Arena, Kizuna, Kazamatsuri
Match Events
Dandalleion 14'
di Mercurio () subs in for Rios () 47'
Bârr () subs in for Fakkotti () 52'
Kâí 61'
School () subs in for Hyme () 67'
School 73'
Dragãozý () subs in for Roga () 74'
Kühâx () subs in for Fôx () 80'
Terán 84'
Quinones () subs in for Vilhjalmsson () 88'
Fairclough 89'
The loss against Farfadillis puts Yttribia in dead last in Group H, as Cosumar and Astograth tied 4-4, in what appeared to be a grand shootout. Here's the table showing how everyone stands today, and whatnot. Yttribia will play the remainder of the group in Horizon Bridge, Yuigahama.Group H Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Farfadillis 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
2 Astograth 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
Cosumar 1 0 1 0 4 4 0 1
4 Yttribia 1 0 0 1 2 3 −1 0
And with that out of the way, the news relating to Simon Jewel is one of great joy to announce! Simon Jewel, former manager of the National Team, and current manager of some Guayabalese club, will be joining the Church's writing team! Jewel has a double major in English and Computer Science from Fontvieille University, so he knows what the hell he's doing on here. He will have a a weekly column on the Church of Vilhjalmsson, with stuff relating to various footballing news, and will be a regular poster on our general forum parts, so he's basically going to be one of us. When he was asked on his new position as a columnist, he told me, "I am so ready, this is going to be uncensored, for the most part, and this'll speak my mind freely." So please, if you ever see him post a comment, don't forget to drop by and welcome him to our lovely church! Until then, I'll see you all on the flipside, and be on the lookout for Simon Jewel's first article on here!
Tammy Ilvellscia is a blogger, who has a job with the Telino Guardian in the Sports Department. A graduate with a Communications degree from the University of Telino-Caldas, she frequently writes about multiversal football on the site, with a main focus on Yttribians abroad. She supports Telino, Xavi Vilhjalmsson's first club, and Crystopolis City, where he plays right now. Ilvellscia currently lives with her husband, and two children in downtown Telino, better known as Dowtel.
by Brenecia » Sun Apr 20, 2014 3:16 pm
by Kinitaria » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:23 pm
by Schiavonia » Sun Apr 20, 2014 4:52 pm
by Equestrian States » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:05 pm
by Albaie » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:14 pm
by Kinitaria » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:34 pm
Group E Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Taeshan 2 2 0 0 5 2 +3 6 Q
2 Kazamatsuri 2 1 0 1 3 4 −1 3
3 Bears Armed 2 0 1 1 2 3 −1 1
Nexxus Drako 2 0 1 1 2 3 −1 1
Group F Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kandorith 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
2 The Archregimancy 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4
3 Albaie 2 1 0 1 5 5 0 3
4 Star United States 2 0 0 2 3 5 −2 0
Group G Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Armakistan 2 1 1 0 4 3 +1 4
2 HopNation 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
3 Ko-oren 2 1 0 1 3 1 +2 3
4 New Montreal States 2 0 0 2 1 5 −4 0
Group H Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Cosumar 2 1 1 0 6 4 +2 4
2 Farfadillis 2 1 1 0 6 5 +1 4
3 Astograth 2 0 2 0 7 7 0 2
4 Yttribia 2 0 0 2 2 5 −3 0
by Kazamatsuri » Sun Apr 20, 2014 5:34 pm
Group A Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Kinitaria 2 2 0 0 4 1 +3 6
2 Schiavonia 2 1 0 1 1 1 0 3
3 Gregoryisgodistan 2 0 1 1 1 2 −1 1
4 Ossidiacqua 2 0 1 1 2 4 −2 1
Group B Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Jeru FC 2 2 0 0 5 2 +3 6
2 Equestrian States 2 1 0 1 3 2 +1 3
3 Chiata 2 1 0 1 2 3 −1 3
4 Zenic 2 0 0 2 0 3 −3 0
Group C Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Inevitable Syndicate 2 2 0 0 4 0 +4 6
2 Kalumba 2 1 1 0 5 4 +1 4
3 The Sarian 2 0 1 1 3 4 −1 1
4 Zwangzug 2 0 0 2 1 5 −4 0
Group D Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Brenecia 2 2 0 0 5 2 +3 6
2 Apox 2 1 1 0 2 1 +1 4
3 West Angola 2 0 1 1 1 2 −1 1
4 Electrum 2 0 0 2 2 5 −3 0
by Taeshan » Sun Apr 20, 2014 6:35 pm
by Jeru FC » Sun Apr 20, 2014 7:32 pm
by Zwangzug » Sun Apr 20, 2014 11:12 pm
by Ko-oren » Mon Apr 21, 2014 6:56 am
by HopNation » Mon Apr 21, 2014 7:59 am
Armakistan: nickname unknown
A tough, fairly new side that seem to be making their way through some tougher opponents this cycle (WC and COH thus far). The team just took down New Montreal States by a score of 2-1 and they will be looking to match those results against the Hops in order to secure their place in the next round of the Cup of Harmony. As for their starting line-up it looks like they will stick with a 4-4-2 (from what we gathered) and we’ll see Rovers in goal, then in front of him will be Hanson at RB, Boston at LB, and Potters and Evergreen at the CB spots. At the midfield positions we see Darling at RM, Appleby at LM and the ringing Bell brotherly duo (Bobby and Freddy) at CM. Up top we find Kelly and Bucklebury. From reviewing film the team relies heavily on their mids to get the ball to Kelly up top, at least most of the time. Bucklebury, although a very good young player, seems to get himself in trouble off the field so we’ll have to see if his mental game is ready for this match. Shall they win they will no doubt advance, but first they face our Hops.
HopNation: Hops
Our boys in orange sure surprised a few people with their 1-0 win over Ko-oren. Hopefully they can keep up this strong play and take it to the Armakistan side, who also put up a surprise win on day one of this Cup of Harmony. The team also seemed to shake off whatever it was that plagued them in the second half of World Cup Qualifying. Can they maintain their passing presence and put in a few more goals in order to secure their spot in the next round or will they falter and allow the Armakistan team into the next round? Before we can answer that lets see who’s starting for the Hops. Again they will deploy the 4-2-3-1 and have Subanos starting in goal. Lesamnal and Loontas will be the CBs, then we’ll have Raefwar at RB and Wiashrod at LB. The two defensive mids will be Arcerton and Smuemund. The attacking mids will be the same trio with Droimpol in the middle and Loostin and Myer flanking him. Up top we find our man Schytaing. Hopefully the team is ready and done their work in order to get past this next opponent. They may need a little luck too seeing as how the Armakistan side has been playing as of late.
Group G Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Armakistan 2 1 1 0 4 3 +1 4
2 HopNation 2 1 1 0 3 2 +1 4
3 Ko-oren 2 1 0 1 3 1 +2 3
4 New Montreal States 2 0 0 2 1 5 −4 0
Collection of National TeamsBOF 54 - Group 7 Winner - Round of 16
World Cup
Qualifying Exits: 67, 68, 69*,71
4th Place (70)
Cup of Harmony
Group Stage Exits: 59
Round of 16 (60), QF (61)
*playoff gameWorld Cup of Hockey
Group Stage Exits: 23, 24, 25, & 27
Rof16: 26
by Nexxus Drako » Mon Apr 21, 2014 8:15 am
by Gregoryisgodistan » Mon Apr 21, 2014 10:51 am
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