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by Northern Sunrise Islands » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:05 pm
by Yttribia » Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:51 pm
Yttribia 3 - 6 Eristicea
S. St Pierre (YTT) '10
C. Zanigglio (ERI) '11
S. Criscirano (ERI) '28
G. Mynatt (YTT) '38
A. Camboni ('46)
A. Camboni given red card ('60)
A. Abreu taken out; replaced by O. Rios ('60)
A. Santino ('65)
V. School ('73)
Polinori ('79), ('85)
It's an Yttribian Miracle!
Boring Paradise. 12th in the region. 46th in the entire multiverse. One of five Esportivan teams to qualify to the World Cup this cycle. Viewed as favorites against us. Thrashing expected by pundits throughout the entire multiverse. 2-2 draw.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, the high point of Yttribian football *so far* has arrived against the twelfth best team in the region, and forty-sixth best team in the multiverse. Now, allow me to recollect my breath and stop crying tears of joy. No wait, I still can't control myself after that amazing miracle, and comeback. So, hopefully my tears of joy won't screw up my computer's keyboard, and allow me to sum this up in one word. Vilhjalmsson. He was probably the man of the match, who despite conceding a foul, thus giving BP a goal off a penalty, he still somehow played the match of his life. The Crystopolis City sweeper/stopper had several tackles throughout the match, and basically kept this match from turning into a shut-out. Now, after fangirling about Vilhjalmsson, let's get started on the review of the two teams, and the "match report", shall we?
The Boring Paradise Squad consisted of highly offensive squad, consisting Haider Williams, and Shooby Adams. Those two were hell on the field throughout their World Cup Qualifiers, and they have talent that could possibly lead a squad like Boring Paradise to the knockout round of the World Cup, come cycle 68. However, the Boring Paradise squad was lead by a teenager, Samuel Wong. Two Wongs won't make Wight return to the World Cup, but one Wong sure as hell did have a ton of talent to take his nation there. Osama Homewood was also a member of the squad to pay keen attention to, mainly because of his fashionably amazing beard and his leaps of faith to block each and every shot on target he can.
Yttribia, the former darlings of the Baptism of Fire, shocking all by knocking Baptism favorites Tynewear, and their monster squad, have exited the honeymoon phase the minute the first whistle of qualifiers came. Low-scoring, but sure as hell entertaining to watch, the Ravens have a ton of talent between Venesclás School, Sacheverell St. Pierre, and Gustave Mynatt. Those three are some of the best shooters in the game today, and Mynatt is just a midfielder. Antonio Abreu is sort of the dark horse defensively for the Yttribian squad, with most people forgetting about the skill he has. However, Xavi Vilhjalmsson is the star player of the team, as the whole multiverse knows by now. Enough chitchat about the team, lets get into the match, shall we?
As most Yttribian matches go, they're low scoring on both sides. They sure as hell take a while for either team to score a goal, so we could tell that the ninety minutes will sure as hell be boring unless Yttribia starts to act like Yuba United taking on a team from New Koln or something like that. But, since this is Boring Paradise, this isn't going to happen. The bland match finally got a goal in after thirty minutes of midfield possessions, thanks to the textbook shot by Shooby Adams. One-nil, BP. After that goal, BP somehow found a groove, leading to three more shots on target, which were all blocked by Percey Bergsr. The fans who did make the trip out to BP had a gut feeling that another thrashing was in their way. But the Wall was performing good, with Linville taking the ball away several times for the remainder of the half. So, at the end of forty-five minutes of Esportivan football, BP had the lead in nearly all categories. From possession (54%), shots on target (4), and countless other stats, it wasn't going to be a pretty match.
The second half began just as it started, boring. I mean, even a parliamentary meeting inside the Yttribian government building would have been much more exciting. That is, until Xavi Vilhjalmsson slid into Shooby Adams after Xavi tried to chase the ball in the sixty-first minute. The referee saw blindly, and thought Vilhjalmsson went for Adams' shin, and was thus carded. Berger got ready to face Adams, possibly hoping to keep the one-nil lead alive, until he froze and watched the ball pass the goal line. Two-nil, BP. Nowhere to go but down.
However, things took a turn for the better in the seventieth minute when after a game of keep away between Abreu, Mynatt, and the entire Wall, Mynatt found an opening, where he found St. Pierre open in the seventy-second. St. Pierre takes the shot, and watches Osama stumble a bit as he tries to regain positioning. Boring Paradise had the lead, at 2-1, but Yttribia slowly began to catch up.
Vilhjalmsson was probably the reason on why we didn't get zero points again. This time, without a card of any sore, he performed a between the legs slide into Haider Williams. Bailey Linville was there to save the ball from heading out of bounds. That's when it hit me. "This could legitimately happen. We could actually get a point off of Boring Paradise." I must've lost track in time, since it was the eighty-fifth minute, and Venesclás School was ready to deliver a free kick. This was all or nothing for the nation. We wanted to get a draw at the minimum for hopes in staying alive for the CE. And there School was. Running with such grace, lifting his left leg for the kick. The bullet of a shot it was, as School got the equalizer in. I was in tears, the entire Internet was in tears, gosh. Everyone got emotional, and to think that we somehow tied against a World Cup team...wow.
The match was a draw in the books, but a win in our hearts. The Football Federation also got kits made by the famous manufacturer Kirola, and I happen to have a picture of the kits, scheduled to debut against the Apox match.
God, from what I hear, those things are just fantastic. Really digging the away jersey, representing the alternate colors of Yttribia. But the match against Apox will be our toughest yet. But if we tied against Boring Paradise, we can do anything. Until then, peace and survive, Yttribia.
by New Sideburn » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:07 am
I Give My Opponent Permission To:
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Choose My Goalscorers: Y*
Godmod Goalscoring Events: N
Injure Players: Y**
Godmod Injury Events: N
Red Card Players: Y***
Yellow Card Players: Y
Godmod Other Events: N
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by Sangti » Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:31 am
by Buyan » Thu Jan 30, 2014 5:50 am
by Buyan » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:00 am
by Sangti » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:01 am
by Buyan » Thu Jan 30, 2014 6:15 am
. Group 1 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Dandillis 3 3 0 0 4 1 +3 9
2 German American States 3 2 0 1 6 4 +2 6
3 Tasrailia 3 1 0 2 3 5 −2 3
4 Nexxus Drako 3 0 0 3 4 7 −3 0
. Group 2 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Paradystopia 3 3 0 0 3 0 +3 9
2 Old Guard 3 1 1 1 1 1 0 4
3 Nekoni 3 1 0 2 2 3 −1 3
4 Ati Kaluraya 3 0 1 2 1 3 −2 1
. Group 3 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Northern Sunrise Islands 3 2 0 1 4 2 +2 6
2 Earo 3 2 0 1 7 6 +1 6
3 Noburu Taiyou 3 2 0 1 4 3 +1 6
4 Chun-nan 3 0 0 3 2 6 −4 0
. Group 4 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Swyftlandre 3 2 1 0 7 4 +3 7
2 Estope 3 1 2 0 3 2 +1 5
3 Nui Hanai 3 0 2 1 3 5 −2 2
4 Chiata 3 0 1 2 5 7 −2 1
. Group 5 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Taijan 3 2 1 0 14 5 +9 7
2 Uitbregen 3 2 1 0 13 9 +4 7
3 Royal East America 3 1 0 2 9 12 −3 3
4 OldsBuickstan and Pontiac 3 0 0 3 6 16 −10 0
. Group 6 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Apox 3 3 0 0 6 1 +5 9
2 Boring Paradise 3 1 1 1 6 6 0 4
3 Eristicea 3 1 0 2 9 10 −1 3
4 Yttribia 3 0 1 2 6 10 −4 1
. Group 7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Brenecia 3 2 1 0 2 0 +2 7
2 The Licentian Isles 3 2 0 1 5 1 +4 6
3 Buyan 3 1 0 2 1 3 −2 3
4 Kazamatsuri 3 0 1 2 0 4 −4 1
. Group 8 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Slembanana 3 2 1 0 12 8 +4 7
2 The Glorious Commune 3 2 0 1 8 6 +2 6
3 The Sarian 3 1 1 1 8 7 +1 4
4 Sakhovelo 3 0 0 3 1 8 −7 0
. Group 9 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Royal Barangay 3 3 0 0 7 3 +4 9
2 Felix 3 1 1 1 4 5 −1 4
3 San Jose Guayabal 3 1 0 2 6 7 −1 3
4 Blackclyffe 3 0 1 2 1 3 −2 1
. Group 10 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Texacano 3 3 0 0 9 4 +5 9
2 Albaie 3 2 0 1 9 6 +3 6
3 Chrovan 3 1 0 2 5 7 −2 3
4 Gloriax 3 0 0 3 3 9 −6 0
by Nexxus Drako » Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:03 am
MD2:Dandillis 2–1 Nexxus Drako
78' Kevin Arland
MD3: Nexxus Drako 2–3 German American States
12' Robert Hill
16' Harrison Gin
. Group 1 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Dandillis 3 3 0 0 4 1 +3 9
2 German American States 3 2 0 1 6 4 +2 6
3 Tasrailia 3 1 0 2 3 5 −2 3
4 Nexxus Drako 3 0 0 3 4 7 −3 0
by Paradystopia » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:05 am
by Commune-PDTv2 » Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:30 am
by Buyan » Thu Jan 30, 2014 2:33 pm
XI for the upcoming game:
Anders Bergh
Ignas Smetona - Sigurd Tufte - Bronius Bartkus - Alowysz Krupa
Harald Naess - Quinten Zermin
Crassus Hopp - Sverre Devold - Sil Moen
Elmo Havelund
by Noburu Taiyou » Thu Jan 30, 2014 4:27 pm
by Chiata » Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:58 pm
by Northern Sunrise Islands » Thu Jan 30, 2014 11:51 pm
by Old Guard » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:56 am
by Sangti » Fri Jan 31, 2014 5:29 am
by Sangti » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:01 am
by Buyan » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:02 am
by Sangti » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:20 am
Group 1 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 German American States 4 3 0 1 8 4 +4 9
2 Dandillis 4 3 0 1 4 3 +1 9
3 Tasrailia 4 1 1 2 4 6 −2 4
4 Nexxus Drako 4 0 1 3 5 8 −3 1
Group 2 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Paradystopia 4 4 0 0 4 0 +4 12
2 Old Guard 4 2 1 1 2 1 +1 7
3 Nekoni 4 1 0 3 2 4 −2 3
4 Ati Kaluraya 4 0 1 3 1 4 −3 1
Group 3 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Northern Sunrise Islands 4 3 0 1 5 2 +3 9
2 Earo 4 3 0 1 11 7 +4 9
3 Noburu Taiyou 4 2 0 2 4 4 0 6
4 Chun-nan 4 0 0 4 3 10 −7 0
Group 4 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Swyftlandre 4 3 1 0 11 4 +7 10
2 Estope 4 2 2 0 8 5 +3 8
3 Nui Hanai 4 0 2 2 3 9 −6 2
4 Chiata 4 0 1 3 8 12 −4 1
Group 5 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Uitbregen 4 3 1 0 19 11 +8 10
2 Taijan 4 2 1 1 16 11 +5 7
3 Royal East America 4 2 0 2 11 12 −1 6
4 OldsBuickstan and Pontiac 4 0 0 4 6 18 −12 0
Group 6 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Apox 4 4 0 0 8 2 +6 12
2 Eristicea 4 2 0 2 12 10 +2 6
3 Boring Paradise 4 1 1 2 7 8 −1 4
4 Yttribia 4 0 1 3 6 13 −7 1
Group 7 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Licentian Isles 4 3 0 1 6 1 +5 9
2 Brenecia 4 2 1 1 2 1 +1 7
3 Buyan 4 2 0 2 3 3 0 6
4 Kazamatsuri 4 0 1 3 0 6 −6 1
Group 8 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Slembanana 4 3 1 0 13 8 +5 10
2 The Glorious Commune 4 2 0 2 8 7 +1 6
3 The Sarian 4 1 2 1 10 9 +1 5
4 Sakhovelo 4 0 1 3 3 10 −7 1
Group 9 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 The Royal Barangay 4 4 0 0 8 3 +5 12
2 Felix 4 1 2 1 5 6 −1 5
3 San Jose Guayabal 4 1 0 3 6 8 −2 3
4 Blackclyffe 4 0 2 2 2 4 −2 2
Group 10 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 Albaie 4 3 0 1 12 8 +4 9
2 Texacano 4 3 0 1 11 7 +4 9
3 Chrovan 4 2 0 2 10 9 +1 6
4 Gloriax 4 0 0 4 5 14 −9 0
by Nexxus Drako » Fri Jan 31, 2014 6:44 am
MD4: Tasrailia 1–1 Nexxus Drako
'90+2 Jez Zmyve
Group 1 Pld W D L GF GA GD Pts
1 German American States 4 3 0 1 8 4 +4 9
2 Dandillis 4 3 0 1 4 3 +1 9
3 Tasrailia 4 1 1 2 4 6 −2 4
4 Nexxus Drako 4 0 1 3 5 8 −3 1
by Commune-PDTv2 » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:03 am
by Paradystopia » Fri Jan 31, 2014 7:54 am
by Blackclyffe » Fri Jan 31, 2014 2:51 pm
by Albaie » Fri Jan 31, 2014 3:05 pm
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