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Postby Buyan » Wed Dec 13, 2017 2:37 am

Gloriax for the amazing visuals.
A lot of nations out there to pass on players to this competition.
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Introduction to the 2036 Season


Whilst the first few qualifiers of the 79th rendition of the World Cup take place, the fourteen squads from the Top Division prepare for the third post-revolutionary domestic year. The key change in the domestic pyramid is the return of the Start Division, still sponsored by fuzzy soda water, which will house fourteen sides vying for more. After all, the champion can join the big boys in 2037 but also the number two might rival the number thirteen of the top tier for a chance. Below in the third tier, we find three groups of fourteen clubs who will not only be competing for a title and a subsequent promotion, but also for a seat in the to-be newly formed third tier. This means that eight new sides join the domestic pyramid - adding an extra round to the Knut Dahle Trophy.

After what had been a surprisingly solid year in the UICA competitions, which saw Bengtsmark IF make it all the way till the quarterfinals of the Globe Cup, the Buyanese sides are very eager to once again make a dent in the international competitions. An unseen number of eleven clubs will dip their toe in that exciting pool, most notably Bengtsmark IF who make an attempt to a second consecutive Champions’ Cup group phase. Viztourzys, Tjelberg and Pajukas make an appearance in the Globe Cup whilst promoted Haljo Vannarby returns to the SBCC, along with Hattrick Zeimgava and 22. Czerwiec Grozno - both of them making an unheralded debut. The youngsters from Blau-Weiss get rewarded with a spot in the Youth Cup for their triumph in the Venclova Vase. Cup winner Jottnar Kallsmudden makes an attempt for eternal glory in the Cygnus Cup while their foes in the Cup Final, Welanduz Vadshult, return to the scene after more than a decade with a CEdC berth, where they’ll join Bengtsmark IF. Lastly, there is Ernesse Stahl who will represent the Buyanese FA in the inaugural Vilitan Cove Trophy.

We also want to draw your attention to a new influx of international players. The eyecatcher of the off-season was evidently made by Emil Eklund who broke the Buyanese transfer record with an eight-number figure to join Schottian powerhouse Cornellians. Less in the spotlights but in the same financial tier was the departure of Heron Kendall, that admirable striker, to the same shores. As the FA had put rather stringent financial fair play rules on the clubs, which were predicted to tame and even cripple the transfer market, these two influxes of money assured the whole of the competition of a small transfer boom, raising the figures. Money to be spent domestically, with a few massive transfer sums for young talents, but also internationally as the Top Division welcomes another dozen of international footballers. Most of them still unknowns today, they might become the next Maniche, Amundsen, Delafuente, Hari or Kendall...


Top Division Teams 2036



Bengtsmark IF


Home Stadium: Havssidanstadion (28.000 seats) in Bengtsmark, Mullsphall (455.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Derrik Markushovn (70)

”It’s not just about going out with a boom -
I want to leave this club with a structure for the ages.” – Derrik Markushovn


Starting XI: Steed Corren (35 - NPH) *** Brun Carrack (24 - BRE), Ludvig Sandstrom (26), Viggo Stromberg (23), Olli Grilianen (32) *** Loke Astrom (31), Donat Chmiel (23) *** Carl Nyberg (21), Valter Isaksson (29), Sigge Malmsten (32 - Capt) *** Lutz Kesselbaum (22)
Bench: Oskar Holm (21 - GK), Mans Norling (21 - GK), Aado Luik (35 - RD), Lucas Lind (29 - CD), Svante Svenson (18 - LD), Feliksas Kiaunis (25 - CD), Theodor Jonsson (22 - DM), Klas Kinlund (26 - CM), Erik Brykt (18 - CM), Tjorven Nordwall (19 - RM), Albin Holm (19 - CA), Per Olfen (29 - RA), Jannick Brems (32 - LA)

Transfers In: Lutz Kesselbaum (4.2 mil - Ernesse Stahl), Brun Carrack (3.5 mil - Lotus Park (BRE)), Feliksas Kiaunis (2.1 mil - Sparta Torspeda), Erik Brykt (youth product), Tjorven Nordwall (youth product)
Transfers Out: Emil Eklund (10 mil - Cornellians (SCT)), Arvid Sjoberg (1.7 mil - Welanduz Vadshult), Lucas Lind (0.3 mil - Slask Pruzniwczo)

Overview: There isn’t a single side in Buyan who brings up so many emotions amidst the fans as the Yellows - especially after grabbing two back-to-back titles. However, the upcoming season seems to have a special value of its own as Derrik Markushovn, at the helm in the Havssidan for nearly three decades, announced that this will be his last stand. Monumental, as the experienced manager stands for everything Bengtsmark breaths: confidence on the border of cocky, ambitious but also realistic and industrious. Even his fiercest enemies must recognise that few men in the business have the skill of Markushovn. Whilst some media already try to boom the story about who will be his successor, IF attempts to focus on this season with a trio of targets: the Cup, the Title and the Champions Cup group stage. Although it might be a bit farfetched to believe they’ll achieve this triple crown, the Yellows once again know why they aim so high - they’re used to success.

Moreover, they managed to bring in a cartload of cash by shipping off Emil Eklund to Schottia - a marvellous transfer for the prolific striker and a show of the strong commercial side of Markushovn. Then again, sending off a player who scored twenty-five goals in thirty-nine appearances next season remains a difficult quest. It has been given to Lutz Kesselbaum, who rocked the nation with Stahl last season only to lose the Golden Boot - to Eklund - on the final matchday. Stepping in the footsteps of Mattisson, Maniche and Eklund will be quite a task at hand for the 22-year old but with his strength and pace, he seems a good match with the system played. However, acquiring the hottest guy on the market did not run out the treasury yet, allowing Markushovn to tackle the defensive Achilles’ heel as well. Aado Luik has been an exemplary club man but had difficulty in the UICA. Brenecian allrounder Brun Carrack should have the anticipation and intelligence to settle in quickly with the defensive line.

It makes Bengtsmark once again a formidable side, with a reliable Corren on goal and a back four revolving around future captain Viggo Stromberg. Chmiel and Astrom rarely get mentioned, but their grit and volume make IF a versatile and feared opponent. Number ten Valter Isaksson won the Player of the Year Trophy in 2035 - and rightly so. But what really ensures that the Yellows stand out amongst their opponents is the sheer quality of the bench - even if losing Sjoberg is a shame. That they can spend 2 million on a fringe defender shows what league they play in and guys like Brems, Olfen and Kinlund allow IF to fight on several fronts, dealing with the pace of games. Add to that a thriving young generation, lead out by Svensson, infamous talent Albin Holm and Erik Brykt and you’ve got a side that deserves the predicate of title favourite. If Kesselbaum and Carrack fit in nicely, it will take a strong opponent to stop them.



Blau-Weiss Pallstadt


Home Stadium: Unter dem Linden (12.500 seats) in Pallstadt, Trovne (85.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Markus Anderton (39 - NPH)

”Some people think we’re a joke
But I know who’ll have the last laugh.” - Jorg Trull


Starting XI: Lex Kirsch (23) *** Esther Austad (22 - NPH), Jorg Trull (31 - Capt), Lowen Rosenthal (20 - NPH), Bastian Felgenhauer (25) *** Reinhard Sachs (22), Stasys Fainsteinas (27), Chimera Moxham (18 - NPH), Toni Hellerman (20) *** Aristide Metzger (19 - NPH), Stefan Hostmann (33)
Bench: Marijus Semberas (26 - GK), Franki Walz (25 - CD), Klas Lieffering (18 - CD), Tania Elliott-Crewe (20 - LD - NPH), Johan Isselhardt (30 - DM), Oswald Platz (32 - CM), Heino Kruger (27 - LM), Herbert Kump (19 - CM),Andrezj Rudyk (20 - AM), Karsten Sweiffer (29 - RA), Bernd Vleugelslag (27 - CA)

Transfers In: Marijus Semberas (0.6 mil - Kuranki Ponnistus), Andrezj Rudyk (1 mil - Ciegnalki Motor), Klas Lieffering (youth product), Herbert Kump (youth product), Tania Elliott-Crewe (loan - AFC Treason (NPH)), Chimera Moxham (loan - AFC Treason (NPH)), Aristide Metzger (loan - AFC Treason (NPH))
Transfers Out: Amber Trahearne (end of loan - AFC Treason (NPH)), Aura Keynes (end of loan - AFC Treason (NPH)), Friedrich Riesling (retires), Bert Hoffer (0.25 mil - Mirzich Jedenascie), Derrik Schwengel (0.6 mil - Aigil Grephel), Heinrich Lamberts (0.15 mil - Phonix Darvell)

Overview: Year one of a Nepharim coloured version of the Craftsmen has come and gone. It was one with a notable mix of successes and deceptions that went all the way till the final whistle - a victory on the ultimate matchday saw Blau-Weiss last another season in the Top Division. The result of a long process of searching and puzzling for Markus Anderton who inherited a very mixed bag of worn-out veterans, inexperienced locals and loanees. Even if it took the fans some time to get accustomed to their Treason mercenaries, the marvellous feet of Amber Trahearne and the love-it-or-leave it power of Aura Keynes eventually won them over - especially as it inspired Stefan Hostmann to enough goals to keep the squad afloat. All incubation periods aside, it remains a fact that last year’s squad relied too much on a few individuals and the main challenge for 2036 will be in building a stronger side overall, lifting the average performance.

However, Anderton will have to do so without Keynes or Trahearne, who return to the Stags - two key players who close the door on Unter Dem Linden. Add to that the fact that there was barely any money made on parting players - the biggest fee for a Schwengel who heavily disappointed last season - and things could look grim for the Craftsmen. Nonetheless, the gaffer opens the season with more material than before, starting with a new generation of Treason youngsters knocking on the door. The two-footed, self-assured Moxham is brought in as the new pivotal player and should make all forget about Trahearne - quite a challenge but her reputation has shot up since coming close to winning a Galacticos Award - she could be the best thing to come around since sliced bread. She will have a back-up in the barely older Andrezj Rudyk, a much-sought after talent after his stellar Venclova Vase performances. Another glaring hole filled is the addition of Metzger. Only the admirable, bulky Vleugelslag was some sort of support for the easily scoring but slow Hostmann last year - having some speed up front will be crucial.

It doesn’t end there, as hardnosed left-back Elliott-Crewe at last gives some options in defence for Anderton - much is expected for Rosenthal there as she cracked under pressure a few times last year. It’s up to her to show if she’s Treason material or not. Add to that the addition of cup legend Semberas as second goalie and a duo of young whippersnappers who get promoted off the back of a successful Venclova Vase and the amount of talent running around in Pallstadt has seriously augmented. Yet, Anderton once again will have to fit in quite some new names - another poor start could lead to another tiresome season, exactly what they want to avoid. It all puts quite some pressure on the young Nepharim who form the backbone of this team: will they crack or resist? If they fulfill the challenge, Hostmann hangs in and Fainsteinas can show why he was brought in last year - that’s a few if’s there - this could be a refreshing side to follow.

Notable retirement: Friedrich Riesling. Once an up-and-coming defensive midfielder, this calm local rose with the club and celebrated a historical title which saw him eventually nominated for the national team. After all these years, his volume waned and Riesling, with his positioning and work ratio was refurbished into a right defender, a position in which he would always stay the same: loyal with his club and thankful for all chances. Malfunctioning knees, giving him only a few appearances last year, force him to a retirement but Riesling took it characteristically “I’m just glad for all those moments with Blau-Weiss”. A club man who’ll remain in the heart of every Craftsmen.



Druzhna Rovers


Home Stadium: Smertin Power Stadium (15.000 seats) in Druzhna, Urka (145.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Leonid Prukchnik (62)

”We’re on our way to the top
And this year, we’ll take a new step” – Pavel Smertin


Starting XI: Kosta Kavolskas (27) *** Eduard Shulepov (32), Krisztian Herédi (22 - USI), Vadimas Simkus (29), Seppi Kapp (25) *** Sigge Pallson (28), Ingo Herdrich (23), Valeri Bugajenkovs (31), Sergei Pazilov (30 - Capt) *** Aleksander Sakalenkov (30), Vassili Putsev (20)
Bench: Aleksey Martynuk (22 - GK), Ilya Fomin (25 - LD), Oleg Kravilov (29 - CD), Pavel Nych (19 - RD), Dmitriy Zilin (29 - CD), Yury Parlov (26 - LM), Gunner Bing (19 - CM - AUD), Ilyas Feokstov (18 - AM), Samuel Vange (18 - ST)

Transfers In: Vadimas Simkus (1.5 mil - Pajukas Sport), Samuel Vange (1.2 mil - Tillsamman Stensund), Gunner Bing (free - amateur level (AUD)), Ilyas Feokstov (youth product)
Transfers Out: Lojes de Sájajo (end of loan - Viztourzys Kolektyvinis), Stepan Bluckins (2 mil - Ernesse Stahl), Adam Rowcowicz (0.4 mil - 22. Czerwiec Grozno), Evgeny Verbov (free - Torpedo Dyatinsk)

Overview: Here’s to a side that already has managed a key victory before the actual start of the season. The opening of the Smertin Power Stadium, a brand-new state-of-the-art arena, should give the Milionairs the sound base to further grow into a defining member of the Top Division. Manager Pavel Smertin never made a secret of the ambitions that far exceed the island of Urka and this stadium should renew the wind in the sails that nearly slipped away over the Financial Fairplay rules that forbid Smertin to simply open up his wallet to set things straight. After what had been a heavy season, keeping in mind the adjustment to the highest tier and the games in the SBCC, Druzhna looked actually more like a decent side than a wealthy man’s toy and they should have all what’s needed to progress further on that road.

Manager Prukchnik’s style - short, snarky and uninterested in image - cost him fans but it’s a fact that he can mould and grow players. Under his guard, Herdrich turned from a whirlwind into a NT player and Putsev became a double-figure goalscorer but also the whole group, even those remaining local players, stuck together through good and bad weather. For the next season, he can no longer count on season surprise Bluckins who switched to Ernesse, but keeping in mind that he had already two prolific strikers in the quick Putsev and the sturdy Sakalenkovs, money was well invested in talent Sam Vange - one of the brightest diamonds in the puddle of mud called the Start Division. This attacking wealth should not draw the attention away from the fact that this side remains build around Sergey Pazilov - a man of talent, a keen eye and a club player. Around him, the experience of Pallson, speed of Herdrich and toil of Bugajenkovs make a sound combination and who knows that youngsters Bing and Feokstov can already make a dent.

However, no more de Sájajo as he returns to Viztourzys with good grades. Parting ways is also Adam Rowcowicz - goalgetter in 2034, disappointment last year - who returns to his previous club to refind his form. Moving further back on the pitch, we get the highest-profile buy of the season for the Rovers. Vadimas Simkus played in a side that aimed for the title but chose for the Mints from Druzhna, partnering up with Herédi to create a formidable duo ahead of Kavolskas. Lined up like this, Druzhna can count on a stronger than ever eleven and it makes sense to target the first column. That is, if all remain on board as the bench comes across wafer-thin - Smertin mentioned before that he “doesn’t want to spend too much on guys who just sit on their back”. An attitude that can backfire but we sense that if Druzhna goes down, it will be after a fight.



Ernesse Stahl


Home Stadium: Das Stadion (13.500 seats) in Ernesse, Felder (110.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Andrey Rettinger (45)

”I’ve never played for a team like this before,
It’s all together for one goal,” - Stepan Bluckins


Starting XI: Karol Zagumny (26) *** Antek Zych (28), Cheney Heneghan (24 - BRE), Dietrich Lentzl (32) *** Moritz Rothblatt (20), Armin Fincke (30 - Capt), Wulf Waldow (22), Valentin Bolzenstein (30) *** Gerard Kolman (24), Stepan Bluckins (23), Robin Claesson (25)
Bench: Wolke Oppert (27 - GK), Olaf Rechgitl (31 - RD), Timo Bechtel (26 - CD), Christian Geyer (35 - CD), Gunther Egner (23 - LD), Leopold Meyr (22 - RM), Bodo Cranach (26 - CM), Arnold Stork (19 - CM), Sigismund Munch (29 - AM), Caspar Schricker (33 - LW), Rolf Jentsche (25 - RA), Zilvinas Dagys (33 - LW)

Transfers In: Karol Zagumny (1.4 mil - Ciegnalki Motor), Stepan Bluckins (2 mil - Druzhna Rovers), Cheney Heneghan (2 mil - Gallant Cross (BRE)), Frode Vennerod (0.7 mil - Jottnar Kallsmudden), Arnold Stork (youth product)
Transfers Out: Lutz Kesselbaum (4.2 mil - Bengtsmark IF), Franz Dümmler (1 mil - Aigil Grephel), Christian Geyer (free - Grephel Gryphionen), Caspar Schricker (0.2 - Ruch Siepoclawycz)

Overview: History repeats itself so much that it must have felt as Groundhog Day for manager Andrey Rettinger. With a solid squad, initially lacking an outright star, he crafted an attractive eleven that long challenged for the glory and honour of the UICA tickets and even though that mark wasn’t made, it still concluded a formidable season with a cartload of goals, a positive ambiance and an outright admirable atmosphere hanging around Stahl. Amidst a solid side with few weaknesses, a young striker lifted himself above the crop in Lutz Kesselbaum, nearly the top scorer last season. So once more, the off-season was centred around a talented attacker with the world in front of him… Who left a very interesting amount of cash behind him. And once more, Rettinger decided not to blow it on one big shot but to add quality in width, reinforcing his side to not just repeat 2035 but build upon it.

The sole Achilles’ heel was, for long, between the stakes but the departure of good-but-not-that-good Dümmler opened up room for Zagumny - the best element in the second tier. As crucial to stop the steady flow of goals against that probably cost them a third or fourth spot is the two million spend on Cheney Heneghan, a Brenecian whose bustling physicality provides something extra to the not always steadfast back three. It’s the kind of power that the 3-4-3 from Rettinger, with two wide players covering a lot of ground, really needs. Said midfield remains rocksteady with Bolzenstein and Rothblatt doing the navette - neither seems familiar with the phrase ‘a loss of form’. In the heart of the line-up lies a bit of a liability as one could question how Waldow is going to move from here. Getting a few early call-ups for the NT, he has reached some sort of standstill and now has to rely more than healthy on Armin Fincke. With Meyr, Cranach and Munch, Rettinger has good subs but no player who seems capable to become a permanent starter in an ambitious team.

The biggest makeover, however, can be found in the attacking compartiment. Two million has been flashed out for Stepan Bluckins - quite a hefty sum for a guy who was not always consistent when playing for the Rovers but his profile, a tall striker, not too selfish, suits the side like a glove. On the wings, Rettinger showed his capacity in long-term growth by the abundance of choice he created. Gerard Kolman successfully stepped up to the Top Division and he managed to craft the raw, unguided speed from Claesson into a dangerous tool. Add to that the experience of Dagys and commitment of Jentsche and you can go a few ways. For the third year on end, Ernesse seems to have become better all-around and with Andy Rettinger, they have an exciting coach who gets results with good football. There’s room for ambition.



Garbarnia Hoyersko


Home Stadium: Aleja Lipowa (9.100 seats) in Hoyersko, Serkau (170.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Adrian Poszek (44)

”Of course the expectations are different now
but I didn’t came here to play the second violin.” - Didrik Moller


Starting XI: Zbigniew Zumicz (32) *** Elias Forsberg (26), Michal Bortkiewicz (36 - Capt), Idzi Sochacki (22), Emil Olsen (23) *** Hanko Drazanski (32), Kornel Staszak (26), Frydyryk Gorczyka (22), Didrik Moller (25) *** Rudi Polaniak (32), Titus Mielczarek (26)
Bench: Johann Lienke (31 - GK), Tamas Mazur (34 - CD), Patryk Teklak (21 - CD), Antoni Kadot (19 - RD), Daniel Rysinski (21 - DM), Emil Garbacz (27 - DM), Michal Wenta (20 - LM), Rowan Szesztup (26 - RM), Pafnucy Gawel (20 - LA), Carl Gossauer (24 - RA), Lasse Polk (23 - CA)

Transfers In: Emil Olsen (0.8 mil - Tjelberg Forening), Lasse Polk (free - amateur level), Michal Wenta (youth product), Patryk Teklak (youth product)
Transfers Out: Ryszard Kazymierczak (1.5 mil - Pajukas Sport), Miro Stepaniak (0.8 mil - Venividicci (FIL)), Jan Bonarewski (free - 22. Czerwiec Grozno)

Overview: It has been, at first sight, like a very quiet transfer period for the Tanners and sometimes, that to be a good thing. In this case, however, it rather looks as if Garbarnia is slipping behind but, we must admit, that was predicted last year as well and then the peculiar, scientific guidance of Adrian Pozek did manage to park them in the first column. It was quite a feat when kept in mind that Hoyersko, in a league where even the sides making up the middle of the pack, dare to be ambitious this off-season. But then again, it has always been the characteristic of the hard-nosed Serkauers to squeeze the best out of every buck and their home reputation has survived the turn of the times unscathed. There’s a reason that they’re the only side without a trophy who hasn’t missed a season in the Top Division yet.

The transfer story for Garbarnia was in Miro Stepaniak. The phlegmatic playmaker stood by this club longer than could be considered good for his career, but in the end it was toxic for the club as well. Adrian Pozek made a daredevil decision to cut him off, despite the wishes from the fans, the board and part of the dressing room. That he, nonetheless, managed to get all noses back in the same direction and grab results in the same process encouraged all those parties to rally behind him, cementing his position against all expectations. Stepaniak himself made no secret of it that “after giving my best years, I’m going to think about myself” and eventually landed an interesting transfer abroad to Filindostan - very motivated to show once last time what he’s made off. It all eclipsed a possibly more damaging departure, being from the fairly talented Kazymierczak who was dragged into the ‘Dance of the Left Backs’ - with hefty transfer sums on a position so many teams are weak in.

Nonetheless, the two of them brought in relatively little money and even less of that was to spend for Pozek as the Aleja Lipowa desperately needed some clean-up as well. The only serious investment was in Emil Olsen, who couldn’t really make a dent at the Forening but still has time at his side. The back four aren’t half bad, even if Bortkiewicz won’t last forever with the talented Sochacki and the underestimated Forsberg. The midfield hinges on Didrik Moller, a playmaker with a lot of heart who has the trust of his teammates to make the difference. Playing organised will probably not constitute a problem, contrary to the issue of who’s gonna score the goals… One always looks at Rudi Polaniak for a handful of them, but one day that source will dry up as well and any double-figure scorers don’t seem to be on the horizon. As such, Pozek once again starts the season with question marks, knowing that they’ll have to outsmart the wealthier opposition.



Haljo Vannarby


Home Stadium: A. Holmarena (11.500 seats) in Vannarby, Mullsphall (125.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Wilhelm Grafland (54)

”We had a rendezvous with history and at last we made it...
But if you screw up on the first date, you’re out of the picture as well” – Johim Thorn


Starting XI: Teobald Saldlund (22) *** Stig Vallerenga (33), Sten Malkin (22), Stefan Axborn (29), Dubois (22 - DAI) *** Georgs Ruvelikaitis (31), Sune Strand (23), Per Gustafsson (28), Johim Thorn (24), Nathan Fester (25) *** Olaf Sirelius (26)
Bench: Ingvar Palmer (20 - GK), Gosta Bunke (20 - LD), Victor Lilleborn (24 - CD), Carl Kroon (34 - RD), Anders Dunker (29 - DM), Per Lundblad (31 - CM), Nicklas Fester (21 - AM), Borje Ahlund (19 - CA), Harry Rosen (28 - ST)

Transfers In: Georgs Ruvelikaitis (0.7 mil - Sparta Torspeda), Dubois (1.3 mil - Thor Rellhovn), Sune Strand (0.4 mil - Virksomhet Stovsand), Ingvar Palmer (youth product), Borje Ahlund (youth product)
Transfers Out: Lennart Mellberg (0.4 mil - Tillsamman Stensund), Stellan Norling (0.2 mil - Tjallimvarn Kickers)

Overview: After more than a decade, the Flagship makes its return to the highest tier of Buyanese football and the thousands of fans in one of the most football-mad cities of the country can rejoice. The ambitions are quite high for the troops from Wilhelm Grafland as the team was visibly too large for the second tier - but now finds themselves in uncharted territory as much has changed since Haljo last played in the Top Division. Contrary to the Rovers last year, who indulged in a majestic off-season splurge, Vannarby opted for a more conservative path which allowed them to build upon what was present - an wel-connected eleven that showed in the Trophy that they have something to offer. The 4-5-1 might not always be attractive, it stands like a block of concrete.

Between the posts, Teobald Saldlund - the younger nephew of former international Erbald - makes for a promising goalkeeper and should be ready for action. The duo in front of him is a tad rudimentary but aware of the needs for his team, Grafland did put his wallet on the table for Daineri Dubois from Rellhovn. A remarkable transfer as many sides vied for his services but it shows that Vannarby is here to stay. It all gives a little colour to an otherwise semi-grey team. In midfield, we find Georgs Ruvelikaitis who didn’t fit the sweep of change from Hawke at Torspeda and who should hoover the midfield along with Strand - once again, efficiency should go over looking exciting. It all opens up room for the remarkable playmaker of Vannarby. Gustafsson is quite slow and makes up little ground, but he has a great eye for the game and gives this side something special. If, and we say, if, he stands the test, he could propel them up the table.

The main beneficiaries of his passing are the two attacking midfielders and the lone striker. The former make an odd duo, in that their mullets have gone on to become a bit of folklore, with quite some fans following their eccentric hairstyle. Both spend relatively little time gelled to the sideline but rather switch turns to carve through the heart of the opposing defence. Another handful is Olaf Sirelius, one of those strikers who only wants to be judged by his numbers. He has a slightly nasty reputation for conduct on the pitch, but makes up - at least for the Haljo fans - with a cartload of goals every season. The result of all that is a side that looks seasoned and cunning enough to last in the difficult reality of top tier football, even if the bench isn’t much to look at. An exception there is for Nicklas Fester and Borje Ahlund, leaders of a promising generation.



Jottnar Kallsmudden


Home Stadium: Vingardarena (17.000 seats) in Kallsmudden, Ravnar (405.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Sigurd Tufte (44)

”Yeah, I like it when people say that you can’t win
stuff with kids. Then I smile to the Trophy.” – Sigurd Tufte


Starting XI: Sergei Gazulov (21) *** Ivar Bjelland (19), Marius Sellaeg (23), Kai Ruutu (38 - Capt), Jehan Brustad (30) *** Jorn Engebretsen (27), Reidar Bjelland (21), Kashim Broadway (21 - ISK) *** Kirsty Nevay (19 - SCT), Terje Falkanger (24), Erik Myklebust (32)
Bench: Jona Rekkel (35 - GK), Ebbe Laffing (18 - CD), Stein Vellmark (19 - LD), Ronadio (20 - RD - DAI), Victor Borja (17 - CD - TAE), Hakon Jepsen (21 - CM), Ari Kreplu (33 - RM), Kare Kristersen (20 - AM), Morten Thiem (24 - CA), Jostein Gjertsen (28 - RW)

Transfers In: Sergei Gazulov (1.2 mil - Tjelberg Forening), Morten Thiem (1.2 mil - Virksomhet Stovsand), Ebbe Laffing (youth product)
Transfers Out: Jarle Waerness (2.8 mil - Viztourzys Kolektyvinis), Frode Vennerod (0.7 mil - Erness Stahl), Stig Lakner (free - Turbine Kallsmudden)

Overview: For an agonisingly long time last season, it seemed as if the Giants had betted on the wrong horse as they trailed at the tail of the league for months. However, it all turned into a Cinderella story when they not only managed to salvage their faith with a successful streak fueled by exciting football but also made their way to the final of the Knut Dahle Trophy - and won it to honour their former player. Monumental moments that only became better because Sigurd Tufte, at a certain point just one step away from getting fired, did it with a squad filled with young, enthusiast players, professing the sort of football he never quite managed to play in his best days: lots of passing over the ground, lots of movement, lots of risks, … There’s quite a few reasons why Jottnar is the ‘favourite second team’ of many followers of the sport.

The main transfer for the GIants is that they managed to keep almost all their brilliant talents on board - and it’s not as if there was no long line till out the door for Reidar Bjelland, the astounding number ten who plays with unseen maturity for a boy his age. We did mention almost as Kallsmudden still has some historical debts to pay off and couldn’t withstand the offer from Viztourzys on Jarle Waerness. He’s dubbed the next Knut Dahle but then again, he’s still a lot of games and goals away from deserving that moniker. However, selling talents for hard cash is how the Giants also develop their club further and for once, they did not do it through a series of youngsters… Well, kind off. The goalie position never was fully taken since Bergh but with Gazulov, they should have a top player. Sergei Gazulov left Tjelberg after a terrible incident with young Will Marke and now tries to refuel his career in greener pastures.

He will lead a defence that must have learned from their mistakes, led out by veteran Ruutu but thriving on a series of young kids such as Sellaeg, Borja, Ronadio, Vellmark, Ivar Bjelland and now Laffing. That there’s a lot of future NT potential goes without saying. The midfield has a delicate but valuable dynamic ranging around the ballwinning capacities of Engebretsen, the ludicrous stamina of Broadway - still on cloud nine after scoring the decisive Cup penalty - and the genius of Bjelland. They set up the stage on which wingers Gjertsen, Myklebust and Schottian Nevay, an absolute fan favourite, can blossom. Contrary to most teams, the star is not the striker in this set-up but Falkanger has taken a next step in his career and will now be rivalled by Morten Thiem, topscorer at a lower level and up for a new challenge at 24. What must please Tufte is the range of options he has. It’s a fact that Jottnar has its limitations, but they play admirable football with admirable footballers.
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Top Division Teams 2036



Pajukas Sport


Home Stadium: Bokstasstadion (19.400 seats) in Pajukas, Valneda (645.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Valdas Tomascevicius (59)

”I don’t think we must be ashamed or afraid,
And baldly aim for the title, nothing less” - Valdas Tomasceviciust


Starting XI: Garon Gularis (31) *** Zytomir Grochala (26), Steff Palaanen (21), Scott Burton (34 - SCT - Capt), Ryszard Kazymierczak (24) *** Sebastien Rousseau (26 - VLD), Henrikas Dobas (24), Remunas Grigas (25), Danielius Mykolaitis (31) *** Laura Annesley (22 - SCT), Ekhard Gustloff (21)
Bench: Petras Zukauskas (23 - GK), Beldis Sakelevitius (33 - CD), Michal Wiech (21 - CD), Lauri Sillema (36 - CD), Algimantas Dinius (25 - LD), Ignatas Stukaitis (34 - CM), Tamas Zedaitis (20 - RM), Kalas Sparkaitis (24 - LM), Sigitas Mekas (17 - AM), Marijus Adomaitis (27 - CA), Risto Pajari (39 - CA)

Transfers In: Laura Annesley (2 mil - Cranequin City (NPH)), Ryszard Kazymierczak (1.5 mil - Garbarnia Hoyersko), Steff Palaanen (0.9 mil - Linnameeskond Harseni), Michal Wiech (0.5 mil - Gornik Wladica), Sigitas Mekas (youth)
Transfers Out: Vadimas Simkus (1.5 mil - Druzhna Rovers), Pranciskas Klukas (0.8 mil - Sparta Torspeda), Juozapas Martukas (0.5 mil - JX Jurbiskis), Stavras Buredaitis (0.3 mil - Asocijacija Uraugai)

Overview: Four points is not a lot but it was the gap between a very first title and a good second. In the hearts and minds of the Pajukas fans, it’s a sizeable difference and they won’t take another Globe Cup spot for an answer. In that light, it shows two things that Sport has not gone around the transfer market like a rabid dog but rather spend most their efforts on keeping the pillars of this group together. Tomascevicius is well aware that the gap to bridge is small but best build on strong foundations and focussed on bringing in young players who give his group some much-needed width whilst offloading guys whom he considered ‘not enough’ to maintain the required standard in every game. It’s a tough job, but someone must do it.

The only departure who might bring a tear to the eye is in appreciated club player Vadimas Simkus who chose the money from the Rovers over a potential title run - slightly bizarre indeed. He will be replaced by one of the most thriving talents in the lower leagues, Steff Palaanen. Impeccable player with potential but even with the world-class guidance of brand-new captain Burton, one wonders whether he’ll be ready to stand the test. However, with Wiech and especially Kazymierczak - who did cost a buck or two - they might be able to rotate enough to get around in the end. Still, this team doesn’t get its potential from the defence but from the midfield diamond which dominated quite a few times last season. Sebastien Rousseau is easily one of the most valuable players in the competition, truly setting the pace and winning the battle. As sidekicks, he has Dobas and Grigas who became a duo mentioned in one breath across the last two years, combining pace and grit with a decent amount of goals. On top, Tomascevicius holds on to his talisman Mykolaitis. He’s quirky, moody and a tad lazy but above all, an amazing footballer. If he feels like it.

However, he’s the only one to walk off the beaten track in an otherwise very disciplined line-up. Symbol of that is the humble, talented Ekhard Gustloff who swallowed the leap up from Stahl to Sport properly last season, eventually ending the counter on fifteen roses. However, he lacked a second man up front to even out the pressure - on and off the pitch - as Klukas, Adomaitis nor Martukas convinced. Pajari is a formidable ace up the sleeve, but can’t be played every week. So Tomascevicius decided to spread his wallet, just once this off-season, to bring in Laura Annesley. The 22-year old Schottian is quick-footed and brings variation in the slightly predictable tactical scheme. If things go according to plan - that is, Burton keeps the defence out of the weather, the strengthened bench with that brilliant Sparkaitis lives up to that expectation and Mykolaitis shows up enough times to make the difference - she could be the kingmaker that brings Pajukas their first title.


Slask Pruzniwczo


Home Stadium: The Ring (8.000 seats) in Pruczniwczo, Baskin (60.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Vilhjelm Ljung (54)

”It’s time for a new recipe but that doesn’t
mean you have to throw out all your ingredients .” – Vilhjelm Ljung


Starting XI: Maciej Chlopicki (34) *** Andrzej Kobylarsz (26), Iwo Wadowski (29), Lukas Lind (29), Axel Ljung (34) *** Ake Ljung (34 - Capt), Kasparek Gozdzik (26), Maximilian Grahn (23), Edi Paczek (24), Stig Oberg (24) *** Wieslaw Pioro (29)
Bench: Staf Wisson (23 - GK), Wolf Persson (36 - CD), Marek Ciach (25 - LD), Karol Voszlap (18 - RD), Zytek Stemaczyk (28 - DM), Kars Chapka (25 - CM), Leif Galik (19 - LM), Tobias Warenko (30 - CA), Roman Dubicki (23 - RA), Ejnar Halm (19 - CA)

Transfers In: Stig Oberg (1 mil - Tjelberg Forening), Kars Chapka (0.6 mil - Ruch Siepoclawycz), Lukas Lind (0.3 mil - Bengtsmark IF), Leif Galik (youth product)
Transfers Out: Tommi Puuk (1.2 mil - Tjelberg Forening), Stepanas Mazeika (loan - Asociacija Uraugai), Klemens Razevli (retires)

Overview: In a way, it’s quite a surprise to see Vilhjelm Ljung remaining at the helm of the Ragtag Bunch after an abominable run which saw them go seventeen games without a single victory - however, in game eighteen they managed to beat a still-drunk-from-the-promotion-party Haljo Vannarby and that sufficed to avoid the drop to the Start Division. You could say it’s something, but it’s a problematic situation for sure. However, the board is well aware that Ljung has already done a few miracles on their behalf and kept faith, especially as the dressing room is not particularly disconnected from their manager. Nonetheless, they did decide to promote retired Klemens Razevli as his new right-hand man and according to the whisperers, a switch between them is only a matter of time.

Job woes or not, Ljung will have to try and revitalize his side and is whispered to try that with a structured 4-1-4-1 aimed around keeping it all tight in the back. Not an easy task as goalie Chlopicki ages and the best defender, Tommi Puuk, was ruthlessly picked up by the better sides. Replacement Lukas Lind spend most of his recent years on the Bengtsmark bench - then again, it’s already an honour if you make it till there, so a thing or two might be to be expected. In front of them, slash-and-hacker Ake Ljung is supposed to support four varying players who should reinvent this Slask. The most eye-catching of them is evidently Stig Oberg, who parts ways with Tjelberg Forening after a sole, difficult year. Oberg met his limits, but should form a danger on the left wing for a counterattacking side such as Slask.

Apart from him, most of the danger will have to come from familiar names. Edi Paczek has miraculous days, an affectionate touch of the ball and plenty of insight - but tends to use it only for a month or two each season. It contrasts a bit with Grahn, who is consistent but rarely excels which makes Gozdzik the engine - not a bad player but… A top division playmaker. Apart from newcomer Chapka and Voszlap, we see little interesting on the bench especially with the loan from Mazeika - he and the team just never clicked despite his vast talent. In attack, all hope is on Wieslaw Pioro whose excellent start of 2035 got ruined over a series of injuries. We’ve always seen a lot in Ejnar Halm - although a real breakthrough should follow some day. Slask Pruzniwczo has some weapons in Oberg, Paczek and Pioro but will need their usual grit and determination to scrounge points of more gifted but less robust sides to escape the relegation.

Notable Retirement: And so, we’ve reached the last season of Klemens Razevli.. He’s the closest one can come to being a club monument with two decades in The Ring under his belt. Razevli made a rare blend of a no-prisoners-taken defensive midfielder with a prolific free-kick taker, making him a unique weapon in the always limited arsenal of the Ragtag Bunch. An admirable brawler, always good for a few goals but it will be his spirit and commitment that will be missed in Pruzniwczo, even if he’s now joining the staff.



Sparta Torspeda


Home Stadium: Pergale Stadionas (12.500 seats) in Torspeda, Valneda (180.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Bruno Hawke (51 - NPH)

”It’s a very different stylle to Suhr, that’s a fact.
But maybe this group needed a kick in the rear.” – Rimantas Vilkas


Starting XI: Bo Palsson (25) *** Martynas Kacelnakis (28), Matthew Kholl (29 - SCT), Povilas Vilminskas (23), Ardins Saveckas (20) *** Trenton Buccles (20 - DUN), Emils Grajauskas (24), Aleksandris Zitans (31 - Capt), Ivars Berzins (20) *** Eerik Koivu (24), Pranciskas Klukas (22)
Bench: Juozas Sadzius (32 - GK), Aigars Prackis (18 - GK), Mikas Budreika (29 - CD), Tadas Enzikaitis (24 - CD), Stasys Karuvelkis (22 - LD), Juozas Andriunas (31 - CM), Juris Kluskins (34 - LM), Rolands Grazulis (18 - RM), Arturas Janulis (27 - DM), Fricis Pelckis (32 - LA), Rimantas Vilkas (29 - CA)

Transfers In: Eerik Koivu (2.2 mil - Thor Rellhovn), Trenton Buccles (1 mil - Valencia AC (DUN)), Pranciskas Klukas (0.8 mil - Pajukas Sport), Stasys Karuvelkis (0.6 mil - Daring Knavca), Rolands Grazulis (youth product)
Transfers Out: Feliksas Kiaunis (2.1 mil - Bengtsmark IF), Asbjorn Thoresen (0.8 mil - Hretha Somlhus), Georgs Ruvelikaitis (0.7 mil - Haljo Vannarby), Aivars Eglitis (0.4 mil - Asociacija Uraugai)

Overview: The two seasons in which Fredrik Suhr ruled the dressing room left very mixed feelings to all. After an attractive but inefficient opening year, the gaffer radically opted for some Realpolitik and cemented the goal. Suddenly, Sparta was no longer a neutral fan favourite but what was worse, in many eyes, was that it didn’t bring them one step closer to a UICA ticket - if anything, even further. A disappointing attacking segment definitely was to blame here, with only Rimantas Vilkas knocking in the odd goal, but after a boring twelve months, Suhr had to go. His replacement was an old acquaintance in Bruno Hawke, the former Nepharim goalkeeper who spend the Indian summer of his career with Haljo Vannarby. It became clear that the no-nonsense style between the stakes was upheld as a manager as well, with quite a few changes at hand.

First of all, he radically explained he wanted to get rid of the careful, passing build-up so admired by Suhr and inject some power in the attack. The insufficient Eglitis and Thoresen were off-loaded to the Start Division and even Vilkas, who saved the ass of the Orange Brigade quite a few times last year, seems to have fallen out of favour to the bench. As any good Nepharim, Hawke choses a 4-4-2 with a partnership around a tall targetman and a sneaky scorer. Klukas made a controversial move from the cross-town favourites: tall and unpolished, he could be a cornerstone for what Hawke has in mind. However, the lion’s share of the goals should come from Eerik Koivu who continues his rise through the ranks as some sort of journeyman, having his third debut year in a row. For Rellhovn, he was excellent in this sort of set-up with Malakai Curtis and this magic should work for Sparta as well.

The third high-profile newcomer is Trenton Buccles, currently an unwritten Dunnesi slate for most but a power player with a penchant for the long ball who highly contrasts with the trio in front of him. On the wings, Hawke opts for the more moldable of the group of ticitaca players at his disposal in Grajauskas and Berzins - especially the latter is an interesting one. On the number ten, this leaves a battle between the two former stars of the team, Zitans and Kluskins. This way, Hawke hopes to squeeze the best out of them, a necessary measure. We haven’t touched the defence yet but for the simple fact that it’s the most consistent and reliable part of the team: Pallson is an international and the combo of Kholl and Vilminskas, in for a first call-up as well, works like a charm. Left-back Kiaunis moved to greener pastures but youngster Saveckas and newcomer Karuvelkis offer alternatives. All in all, this side has quality and a bit of width but the question is how quick Hawke can inspire the side to produce the football he’s looking for.



Thor Rellhovn


Home Stadium: Mellem to Strome (6.350 seats) in Rellhovn, Ravnar (115.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Sigmund Dalby (47)

”There will always be people talking negatively about us,
but those who actually saw us football last season, all lauded us..” - Sigmund Dalby


Starting XI: Olger Skeie (27) *** Isak Koht (23), Joel Berrefjord (31), Bendik Waage (28), Ollie Santos (25 - APX) *** Geir Berner (31), Fall Sunderstrom (31), Horst Lauck (21), Erik Bentson (32 - Capt) *** Malakai Curtis (30 - NPH), Roman Ziura (25)
Bench: Martin Kjaergaard (32 - GK), Dag Jorgensen (27 - CB), Frode Havik (21 - RD), Stig Pilker (26 - LD), Nils Asheim (24 - CM), Jespen Larsen (19 - CM), Steffen Aarrestad (32 - LM), Sil Hoie (34 - RA), Per Willmann (17 - CA), Suijin Minami (19 - ST)

Transfers In: Roman Ziura (1.5 mil - Asociacija Uraugai), Horst Lauck (1 mil - Aigil Grephel), Ollie Santos (1 mil - Wofford Town (APX)), Suijin Minami (free - Get Well Soon (HIN)), Jesper Larsen (youth product)
Transfers Out: Eerik Koivu (2.2 mil - Sparta Torspeda), Dubois (1.3 mil - Haljo Vannarby), Laurits Varvik (0.7 mil - Virksomhet Stovsand), Leif Onstadt (0.6 mil - Hretha Somlhus), Iben Pilgaard (retires)

Overview: It was a simply bizarre season for any fan from Thor as an incredible mid-season streak, with five consecutive victories, secured their season. Overall, it must be said that they formed the best Rellhovn side in national history, managing to rattle the net quite often and only rarely seeming out of place. To say that the ugly duckling turned into a swan is a bit far-fetched but this Rellhovn seems, at last, to have developed to a full-weight Top Division team. It took Sigmund Dalby the decision to drop his 4-3-3 experiment to rely on his more traditional big man/short guy combination. An effective partnership blossomed but the junior partner in it, the prolific Eerik Koivu was lured by the better wages from Sparta. Other clubs paying more is a returning phenomenon, as season revelation Dubois chose for a better alternative as well.

Usually, this left Thor depleted and trying to build an alternative around the more talented of their club players and some cheap alternatives from the lower leagues. This time, Koivu and Dubois left enough money for some substantial changes - a little extra on off-loading benchers Varvik and Onstadt to the ambitious second-division sides helped as well. Quite some cash was reserved to make Mellem to Strome a bit more presentable, but quite a lot left for Uraugai as well as Roman Ziura became the most expensive second division player ever. No surprise for a guy who marks so easily and is a physical stand-in for Koivu. If the partnership with Curtis works out equally well, the Thor fans are in for a treat. In midfield, a shot of youth was injected alongside reliable but aging fellows such as Bentson, work horse Sunderstrom and the gifted winger Berner in the form of Horst Lauck, a pacy, crafty midfield prospect.

Defensively, Dubois was replaced through another international liaison which found Ollie Santos at Wofford Town - scouts talk about someone who is consistent and we should suppose that’s positive. However, the defence remains a bit fragile, with Waage nor Berrefjord really impressing much and Olger Skeie always as a candidate to make the comedy capers reel. All in all, this Thor Rellhovn looks like a side that will not manage a handful of clean sheets but Dalby has constructed an attacking compartment that looks like quality and even has some depth, in good old Hoie and youngsters Willmann and Minami. They can be hurt, but they can tear holes in a more hesitant opposition as well which makes that for the first time, Thor Rellhovn seems not to start the season as an outright relegation candidate.



Tjelberg Forening


Home Stadium: Den Dam (14.800 seats) in Tjellberg, Ravnar (130.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Palle Angst (43)

”Choices were made, that not easy -
But it’s necessary to grow.” - Palle Angst


Starting XI: David Silje (26) *** Stan Halving (33), Tommi Puuk (25), Haakon Landvik (27), Espen Raestad (33 - Capt) *** Gunnar Karlsson (26), Eskil Vernerse (24), Dimitra Tsikitsiras (27 - NPH) *** Juris Seljanovs (24), Andreas Losnedahl (27), Semyon Yucob (27 - COS)
Bench: Waclaw Skwira (22 - GK), Rune Getz (16 - GK), Geir Arnesen (26 - RD), Christer Storstrand (24 - CD), Nolda Va’Naathra (21 - LD), Stig Villehammer (34 - DM), Jakob Fisker (20 - CM), Henk Ylfen (23 - CM), Elias Ellering (33 - LM), Olaf Jurhuus (19 - CA), Stale Olhouser (23 - LW)

Transfers In: Dimitra Tsikitsiras (3.8 mil - North Laithland (NPH)), Tommi Puuk (1.2 mil - Slask Pruzniwczo), Juris Seljanovs (1 mil - Hattrick Zeimgava), Waclaw Skwira (0.6 mil - Gornik Wladica), Henk Ylfen (0.3 mil - Turbine Kallsmudden), Nolda Va’Naathra (free - Everlong FC (COS)), Rune Getz (youth product), Olaf Jurhuus (youth product)
Transfers Out: Arild Hermansen (2.5 mil - Viztourzys Kolektyvinis), Sander Lykke (1 mil - Welanduz Vadshult), Sergei Gazulov (1.2 mil - Jottnar Kallsmudden), Stig Oberg (1 mil - Slask Pruzniwczo), Emil Olsen (0.8 mil - Garbarnia Hoyersko), William Marke (retired), Henrik Ostergaard (retired)

Overview: Football is a strange game - for long, the Forening seemed to get closer than ever to an inaugural title and now, six months later, they’ve barely managed to scrape a Globe Cup ticket out of it and welcome no less than eight new faces to the squad. Palle Angst had to admit that his squad had bounced into the wall of their possibilities - and quite hard as well. Key frustration throughout the year was how too much depended on the inspiration from Semyon Yucob, the Cosumarite with the quick feet. Sander Lykke was considered the main culprit and chased off to Vadshult, despite years of splendid service and Stig Oberg had to depart as well, victim of a difficult opening year at the top of the table. It was only the start for a flurry of transfers as they were sniped off a good defender by the deep pockets from Viztourzys when Hermansen parted to the direct opponent for the top three. Add to that Palle Angst doing a bit of a clean-out and, yeah, there you go.

However, the manager of the Purple Trees also bought and did that with quite some enthusiasm. Dimitra Tsikitsiras, the unpredictable linchpin of North Laithland chooses the Buyanese Top Division over the Nepharim second tier - in itself already a success - and should add creativity. Not all are convinced that she’s worth nearly 4 million, but that she can wreck Buyanese defences goes without saying. On the left wing, Olhouser once again sees a newcomer in the tiny but spectacular Juris Seljanovs, an uncatchable whirlwind who will deliver if Angst learns him to love the ball a little less. The result of all that money splashing is setting up enough material for the reliable pinchhitter Losnedahl to up his and the clubs statistics. Forening, usually rather a side relying on organisation and power, suddenly looks a lot more artistic.

Nonetheless, have no fear as the balance in the side is defended by Gunnar Karlsson and Eskil Vernerse, two guys with arms like household movers and a spare lung. Especially the former, an international, gets lauded for his hard work and attitude on the pitch. The hole torn in the back by Hermansen gets filled by Tommi Puuk who did a good job in Slask - despite everything. Nonetheless, the key men in that department are still veterans Raestad and Halving, wingbacks with a fine cross. Add to that the attention to youth by Angst - see the additions of Skwira, Va’Naathra and Ylfen - and as busy as it was, you have to admit that he did a more than decent job with a difficult hand for the off-season. Now it’s up to his new guys to show that they can do the same, challenging IF and Sport as the likeable underdog.

Notable retirement: One of those players who never fully got the appreciation from the wider audience, a 19-year old Henrik Ostergaard was subbed into Tjelbergs very first Top Division game. Now we’re two decades later and the tall, committed if technically a bit limited striker can look back at a long career with over fifty goals for Tjelberg - despite missing out ten seasons. At his best in a partnership with Coden Hari, Ostergaard will be fondly remembered as a club man.

Notable retirement: William Marke unfortunately never will have to chance to grow to a major force. Having a good rookie season, a karting crash during a team building activity for the U21 national team placed him in a coma. Fortunately, Marke recovered for the most part but a professional football career will never again be an option. The Forening has promised to keep him on their payroll for five more years, allowing him to complete an education.



Viztourzys Kolektyvinis


Home Stadium: Nova Pylimasstadionas (17.500 seats) in Viztourzys, Valneda (105.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Thomas Vasquez (49 - SLL)

”Any gaffer who is happy to see Heron go is an idiot.
But in the long run, we’ll all benefit from it..” – Thomas Vasquez


Starting XI: Stjepan Bursuk (29) *** Svante Bjorklund (26), Arild Hermansen (25), Emily Gustaf (20 - SLL) *** Daumantas Okmiankas (23), Zydrunas Eimontas (31 - Capt), Tamas Radeczkas (26), Dargailas Butkus (30) *** Lojes de Sajajo (17 - FFD), Fu Xi (26 - YZH), Edgars Vaitis (18)
Bench: Henrikas Kazlauskas (29 - GK), Giedrius Bacinskas (20 - GK), Jurgis Klimaitis (31 - CD), Sabas Urbonas (31 - CD), Jokubas Mackunas (25 - LD), Arturas Lukosaitis (28 - DM), Vilis Bergmanis (20 - RM), Maximus Cakstys (25 - CM), Saulius Jucaitis (21 - AM), Azuolas Kazergis (25 - CM), Jarle Waerness (18 - CA), Darijus Artutis (20 - CA)

Transfers In: Jarle Waerness (2.8 mil - Jottnar Kallsmudden), Arild Hermansen (2.5 mil - Tjelberg Forening), Emily Gustaf (2 mil - Emerald City Harmony (SLL)), Maximus Cakstys (0.7 mil - FC Pajukas), Lojes de Sájajo (end of loan - Druzhna Rovers), Vilis Bergmanis (youth product)
Transfers Out: Heron Kendall (7 mil - Port Sebastian (SCT)), Vytautas Paksas (free - JX Jurbiskis), Aidas Anatanavicius (free - Daring Knavca), Linas Tamasiunas (0.4 mil - FC Pajukas)

Overview: Thomas Vasquez will be the first to admit that it took a few weeks, but then all have to give it to him - from a disrupted club and a disjointed dressing room, the Super-Llamalandian created a disciplined and even attractive squad that brings a hyperactive 3-4-3 with a lot of space and, more than the Stahl variant, a lot of speed in the execution. Near the end of the season, it wasn’t just pretty but also effective to eventually land Viztourzys in the third spot. A step up from the previous season but with Bengtsmark landing their fifth title, breaking the record from the Kolektyvinis, the hunger for silverware has only grown. It was clear for Vasquez that he would need a defence that could withstand tougher tests to do so but with their limited funds, that would ask for sacrifices to be made.

Heron Kendall grew from a hesitant journeyman into an efficient goalgetter - a much wanted profile internationally - and Vasquez decided to make money from the striker he brought in for 4.5 million just last summer. With 2.5 million profit, the board wouldn’t complain either and it must be said that clever use was made of the money. Last year’s defence was shoddy at times but Vasquez cut tough nods and waved goodbye to good old Paksas. On the inside, a remarkable move was fixed when they acquired the services from Arild Hermansen - it’s rare to see a player move between two sides with title ambitions and it did create quite some bad blood amongst them. One would almost forget that the more exciting transfer could well be Emily Gustav. She’s a fairly polished international with impressive feet who astonishingly choose Viztourzys over a string of attractive alternatives - the connection with her compatriot might be part of that.

With these two shoring up the defence, Bursuk should live up to his potential and the untouched midfield should get the backing to allow the dangerous infiltrations from Okmiankas and Butkus - with Radeczkas as deep-lying playmaker and Eimontas covering all possible holes of guys going forward. Many clubs, however, would not survive a Kendall-shaped hole in their attack but Vasquez counts on Fu Xi to solve that. Industrious and not egoistic, Xi scored easily when out of position and should be capable to guide the attackers. Quite a task as those around him are young, but very promising nippers. Vaitis convinced in his rookie year and de Sájajo learned enough on loan with the Rovers to push Jucaitis out of the team. The bench is in general quite modest if it weren’t for the hefty sum spend on Jarle Waerness - a diamond of a striker but of the unpolished kind. It’s a serious investment by Vasquez, but it could be worth every penny in the long run. One can conclude that Viztourzys looks stronger than ever in the back and if Xi can carry out the task instilled on him, the Red Machine will rally for more.



Welanduz Vadshult


Home Stadium: Lyckastadion (9.000 seats) in Vadshult, Mullsphall (450.000 inhabitants)
Manager: Heiki Mansveldt (52)

”We should not be too ambitious of course
but we played like Globe Cup material since July.” - Sam Rekdal


Starting XI: Erik Andersson (30) *** Gert Berggren (31 - Capt), Ebbe Frisk (22), Daniel Viklund (33), Kalle Nordin (24) *** Albert Diaz (27 - ETN), Sander Lykke (29), Arvid Sjoberg (25) *** Sam Rekdal (30), Klas Klavanger (25), Clas Gilleberg (24)
Bench: Edvin Mansson (24 - GK), Theodor Astrom (27 - CD), Bror Grym (31 - CD), Déan Zivkovic (17 - CD - PAS), Owe Stolt (23 - DM), Gosta Posse (38 - CM), Hakan Gorrell (21 - AM), Folke Sundberg (28 - CM), Inge Erlandsson (18 - LM), Ivar Falk (25 - LW), Ulf Stahlberg (20 - CA)

Transfers In: Albert Diaz (2.5 mil - Blashpool City (ETN)), Arvid Sjoberg (1.7 mil - Bengtsmark IF), Sander Lykke (1 mil - Tjelberg Forening), Ulf Stahlberg (youth product)
Transfers Out: Mats Hedlund (4 mil - Newrook City (NPH)), August Wernblom (0.6 mil - IFK Pollmarnang), Ralph Lundkvist (retires)

Overview: The Hingstar always find themselves at the back of the line in the previews but for once, we can’t just get past them with a simple ‘too good to drop, too poor to impress’. After the takeover from Heikki Mansveldt, who released Vital Aalberg after only half a year, Vadshult looked once again as a proper team that brought fine football without losing track of realism. The same mental process was followed in the off-season which saw money being made for Mats Hedlund, a great talent for his vision and coveted by most ambitious sides across the nation. However, Mansveldt opted for a foreign bidder and Hedlund will make the move to the competition every young Buyanese dreams off, the Nepharim Premiership. A clever decision which allowed Mansveldt to tackle the main issue with last year’s squad - a midfield so uninspiring it needed a 20-year old number six to run things.

Five million Mint is a lot of money in the Buyanese Top Dvision, definitely enough to procure yourself a new triangle to set the pace. Half of it was spend on Albert Diaz, a pacy player with the dedication needed for the role and the link between attack and defense. He will also be the first player from Ethane in the competition. Up next, a new linchpin was found in Arvid Sjoberg, who had grown tired of being the stunt double for Valter Isaksson - only to be used in dead rubbers and early Cup rounds. It’s unclear if he can last ten months, but he definitely has the skillset to transform this site. To round up the trio, Sander Lykke made a surprising move to Vadshult, being cast aside at the club of his youth. Needless to say that both of the last two will be very motivated to prove their doubters wrong.

Other than that, Mansveldt sticks to the recipe that brought a Cup final and a strong 23 points out of 13 games in the second part of the 2035 season. Erik Andersson ain’t a worldbeater, but good enough with young talents such as Frisk and especially Kalle Nordin in front of him - that Vadshult kept the latter on board shows their finances are fine. In attack, an all-out goalgetter is missed but the speed of Gilleberg and the slyness of Rekdal ensure that not everything has to come from one man up front. In that department, Klavanger struggled to cope with the level - but that’s the only real weakness of these Hingstar. Mansveldt can even look at a decent bench with some youngsters good enough to show their face every once and a while in Erlandsson, Gorrell, Stolt and Zivkovic. This club will probably not make the UICA tickets but can give a scare to any side on a given day.



Second Division 2036


The Favourites

Gornik Wladica - dropped to the second tier but eager to return, led out by skipper Marcin Kaczan.
Virksomhet Stovsand - lost Morten Thiem but the explosive 3-6-1 from Hovbjard should find an adequate solution to that
Asociacija Uraugai - probably the most consistent side in the league and with the financial backing to make a deep run

The Outsiders

Ciegnalki Motor - showed prowess in all segments of the pitch but will have to do without star goalkeeper Zagumny
Hattrick Zeimgava - managed a regional title last year thriving on enthusiasm, can they take that one step beyond against these opponents?
22. Czerwiec Grozno - interesting building process going on, hope to find a new groove in Adam Rowcowicz

The Mid-Table Pack

Aigil Grephel - definitely a capable side, with a good youth programme but losing Lauck might really cost them
Hretha Somlhus - kept their starters together but miss a bit of spice to really hammer the rankings
FC Pajukas - bought themselves a new C for their ABC midfield in Cepulin, which should suffice to make their mark
IFK Pollmarnang - the Hikers are a modest side but one with a good atmosphere and the right dedication to stay up

The Relegation Battlers

Tillsamman Stensund - only qualified with a last-day effort and lose their ace striker Samuel Vange
Siklapaa Jalkapallo - Ralaanen is definitely a good goalkeeper but we don’t get warm from the remainder of the squad
Kuinopi Club - relied on a strong defence but injuries have torn that apart so there seems to be insufficient quality
JX Jurbiskis - goalgetter Leijtis is an ace up the sleeve but one-man teams rarely do well in highly competitive leagues



Third Division 2036


Third Division West

AA Vadshult - candidates
Blimt Akademi
Feldhammer Pirates
FV Vannarby
Fiarsdal Forening
Forbund Bengtsmark
Lokomotiv Nalsjoo - candidates
Malsund United
Onwards Hollkoping - candidates
Ringdalen Elleve
Tjallimvarn Kickers
Torwarts Norderud
Turbine Kallsmudden
Viktoria Dravhall


Third Division Central


Feldhammer Havik
Fortes Avikehti
Grephel Gryphionen
Grunshoffer Allianz
Gryf Koresz
Hercules Oupori
Karzmisko Rotor
Mirzich Jedenascie - candidates
Olimpia Ploviczka
Phonix Darvell
Robur Hollsweg
Ruch Siepoclawycz - candidates
Seura Pohkakunti - candidates
Tikhovesi BuRa


Third Division East

Daring Knavca - candidates
Dynamo Pajukas
Ekranas Ralkuva
Ignas Atmosfera
Kuranki Ponnistus
Linnameeskond Harseni - candidates
Metalurgs Vainopils - candidates
Pelta Union
Regema Corinthians
Sokol Silduvne
Torpedo Dyatinsk
Vinsalu Tarvas
Zaipis Sport
Zenit Birpiskis
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February 2036




February 10 – Sunday

Knut Dahle Trophy
Preliminary Round


Zaipis Sport 0–3 Fortes Avikehti
Seura Pohkakunti 1–0 Daring Knavca
Regema Corinthians 1–1 Fiarsdal Forening (1–1 AET) (2–3 pen.)
Onwards Hollkoping 1–0 Zenit Birpiskis
Karzmisko Rotor 2–1 Robur Hollsweg
Viktoria Dravhall 1–5 Malsund United
Feldhammer Havik 2–3 Torpedo Dyatinsk
Dudzel Pirates 1–1 Linnameeskond Harseni (1–2 AET)
Torwarts Norderud 3–1 Ringdalen Elleve
Pelta Union 2–4 Tjallimvarn Kickers
AA Vadshult 3–0 Sokol Silduvne
Phonix Darvell 1–0 Turbine Kallsmudden
Ignas Atmosfera 0–0 Forbund Bengtsmark (0–0 AET) (3–4 pen.)
Olimpia Ploviczka 2–2 Lokomotiv Nalsjoo (5–4 AET)
Ekranas Ralkuva 3–4 Hercules Oupori
Gryf Koresz 2–0 Grephel Gryphionen
Blimt Akademi 1–3 Kuranki Ponnistus
Tikhovesi BuRa 0–0 Grunshoffer Allianz (1–0 AET)
Mirzich Jedenascie 2–0 Dynamo Pajukas
FV Vannarby 4–3 Vinsalu Tarvas


The vast majority of third divisionists were not too thrilled that the road towards a lucrative and exciting clash with a Top Divisionist got two hurdles, starting with a power meeting against one of their own. But then again, who listens to clubs from the lowest tier? All in all, in games played on pitches still struggling with the winter conditions, there was relatively little remarkable going on. We do note the first appearance of eight new clubs and quite a few of them left a more than decent impression. Vinsalu Tarvas formed a respectable opponent for FV Vannarby, Ignas Atmosfera forced Forbund all the way to penalties to see their fifth clip off the post, Oupuri qualifies after a thrilling match and Malsund even scored five on the road - albeit against a fellow novice.

The most noteworthy result was spotted in Ploviczka where the brand-new Olimpia not only pushed a Nalsjoo with title aspirations to extra time, but also managed to overpower them with two goals and an assisting pass from Robert Malskow in a little under seventeen minutes. Another one who drops out before the race actually starts is Turbine Kallsmudden, where Stig Lakner - off-loaded at big brother Jottnar - has a howler on his debut, letting a harmless cross slip through his fingers. The irony is that the man in the opposite goal, Heinrich Lamberts, considered abundant at Blau-Weiss does the opposite by pushing two good shots out of danger. However, if we have to nominate a headline player, it must be Fortes Avikehti youngster Erki Boll, a 17-year old who came in at the hour mark to score twice against Zaipis and punch the ticket for Fortes.



February 12 – Tuesday

Series B Champions’ Cup
First Preliminary Round (first leg)


Hattrick Zeimgava (BYN) 0-0 Tropicorp FC (VIL)


For the very first time, the Kausola based club would welcome international opposition in their modest but packed Varaviksne Stadion and it wasn’t just to be any guest. Hosting a Vilitan side that qualified through the Déclassé League, undoubtedly one of the toughest second divisions out there, evidently was an honour for Hattrick. Remarkably, it’s the third international outing for Tropicorp FC after two Globe Cup appearances despite never having played in the top tier. Once started as a NSPL franchise, they’ve come a long way but now seem to have formed their strongest rendition. Zeimgava knew what to expect but despite the loss of Juris Seljanovs to Tjelberg, they performed impressively solid - an uncharacteristic five-man defence might’ve had to do with that. It wasn’t a game with a ton of chances but both sides could have had more than a goalless draw - a rocket from Kruopis found the fingertips from Ranbomahi whilst Newlyn Glaze being suspiciously brought down in the box by Cekaitis was waved away by the referee. After ninety minutes, Zeimgava hadn’t served a thrilling game but could look forward to a close second leg in the Tropicorp Park.



February 14 – Thursday

Globe Cup
First Preliminary Round (first leg)


Tjelberg Forening (BYN) 2-0 Busukuma Athletic Club (BNJ)
(21’ Yucob 1-0, 29’ Karlsson 2-0)
Hallenburg Spartans (GAL) 4-2 Viztourzys Kolektyvinis (BYN)
(4’ Arce 1-0, 8’ Arce 2-0, 43’ Hermansen (og) 3-0, 77’ Xi 3-1, 86’ Radeczkas 3-2, 92’ Graham 4-2)


The first official game of the season for the Purple Trees would be in their own Den Dam and the home crowd could immediately discover newcomers Tsikitsiras, Puuk and Seljanovs in a clash against the number four from one of the up-and-coming competitions out there. Busukuma AC, hailing from the capital of Banija had their first Globe Cup appearance six years ago when Zwangzugian Ephesian FC cut short the road to glory. Many of that generation are still around and for them, and most definitely manager Sarh Sarr, it was a joyful return to this stage. Zwana Demoz got close to opening the scoreline but David Silje punched it out of danger and at that point, Tjelberg took over. In her first appearance, Dimitra Tsikitsiras tried to decide the pace at once and immediately set up her first assisting pass when she sent Semyon Yucob in the back of Oliver Scott to beat out Ignatiev. Eight minutes later, the score was doubled up as a free kick ended up in the middle of a pack around the penalty point and Gunnar Karlsson showed the most cool. Although the scoreline might seem one-sided, the Banijans could have come closer but Afewerki found Silje on his path and Haakon Landvik had a crucial tackle in store to prevent youngster Ahmad Abdullah to bring Busukuma back in the game. The Forening get to visit Johnson Field with a good score but without Stan Halving who showed his best and worse: a long-range effort came thirty centimetres short to rattle the net whilst his elbow on Cisse found what it deserved: a red card.

A visit to the capital of the Gallian Union was not necessarily the most glamorous trip out there - especially when up against a side touted to be the lesser of their cross-city rivals City. Much to the displeasure of Thomas Vasquez, it was youngster Vaitis who tried to get the pundits on his hand when asked about the Cenian winger from the Spartans - “Preparing for him? I couldn’t be Arced!”. Oh hubris. Oh, painful, painful hubris. Ten minutes into the game, Alex Arce showed exactly why his home fans revere him as their God when turning the still hesitant brand-new defence to shreds with some clever runs and perfect shots. The Kolektyvinis tried to regroup, captured the ball but lost another tank of confidence when Hermansen clumsily beat his own goalie - so far for that good feeling on your first outing in the red and black. Vasquez threw in Jucaitis and Urbonas to add some stability and got rewarded. Saulius Jucaitis kept Killpatrick occupied, which opened up space for others to run in. Nonetheless, the tactical scheme of Ariana Kellie worked splendidly, a pragmatic yet efficient scheme which only allowed Viztourzys to pierce it in the last part of the game. Fu Xi managed to shuffle the ball below Matt Sallow and when Tomas Radeczkas hit the net, it all seemed to work out well for the Kolektyvinis. That is, until they lost track of youngster Lucas Simrell on a late corner kick and got home with the realisation that they had to make up a lot of ground against a tough opponent in the Novas Pylimas.



February 16 – Saturday

Ulcan Trophy
Super Cup


Bengtsmark IF 1-1 Jottnar Kallsmudden (1-1 AET) (4-3 pen.)
(65’ Kesselbaum, 68’ R. Bjelland)


The Nine hadn’t sold out despite an interesting fixture on the agenda. The Yellows entered the arena as the distinct favourites for the press but Sigurd Tufte looked forth to the encounter between the master of coaching, Derrik Markushovn, and the student, his former captain.. And as such, Jottnar had set out a remarkably mature scheme with a lot of width in attack and a vigilant guard from Engebretsen on Valter Isaksson who seemed not yet in his best form. However, it did cripple their usual attacking enthusiasm a little - even with nearly the same XI as last year, there were some growing pains. As such, this gave us the time to focus a bit on the debuting players and Lutz Kesselbaum was running like a madman to convince his fans of his value. That Sellaeg had no major troubles to keep him on a leash must have been frustrating but the tall newcomer kept on toiling until suddenly, the Red Sea opened up for him and he walk the leather in like Mozes on his finest days. That could’ve been the end of that, but Jottnar responded with a perfectly executed attack on the kick-off, with Nevay, Falkanger and of course Reidar Bjelland saving the starter of the season. In the extra time, the game got a slight bit uglier and after a bout of fisticuffs between Kiaunis and Broadway, there wasn’t much football left to see. Luckily for you guys, we can fast forward to the penalty round where none of the first six made a mistake. Up the plate steps Morten Thiem, two metres of fresh striker brought in by Tufte just for the occasion but Steed Corren palmed it out of danger, only to see his colleague Gazulov do the same to a mediocre Nyberg effort - fairly unremarkable but solid debut for Gazulov, by the way. The exclamation point for this Ulcan Cup would be for the two playmakers and exactly there, a difference showed. Reidar Bjelland had been the superior on the pitch but hoofed it over the crossbar while a hardly visible Isaksson slotted it, offering Markushovn something extra for his extensive cupboard. It may not the most glamorous of prices but it’s a boost for IF to start the season. Jottnar on the other hand can draw some confidence from a solid and mature opening game.



February 17 – Sunday

Knut Dahle Trophy
First Round (first leg)


Gryf Koresz 2–0 Kuranki Ponnistus
Virksomhet Stovsand 3–1 Forbund Bengtsmark
Torpedo Dyatinsk 1–1 Fortes Avikehti
AA Vadshult 1–0 Tillsamman Stensund
Onwards Hollkoping 1–1 Mirzich Jedenascie
Phonix Darvell 4–3 Fiarsdal Forening
Ruch Siepoclawycz 3–1 Aigil Grephel
Hretha Somlhus 1–0 Gornik Wladica
22. Czerwiec Grozno 3–2 Hercules Oupori
Asociacija Uraugai 0–0 Siklapaa Jalkapallo
Tjallimvarn Kickers 1–0 Torwarts Norderud
Hattrick Zeimgava 3–0 FV Vannarby
Olimpia Ploviczka 0–1 JX Jurbiskis
Ciegnalki Motor 3–2 Kuinopi Club
Tikhovesi BuRa 0–1 Linnameeskond Harseni
IFK Pollmarnang 1–0 Malsund United
Seura Pohkakunti 5–1 Metalurgs Vainopils
Karzmisko Rotor 0–1 FC Pajukas


Eighteen games for eighteen tickets and with the Start Division teams joining the dance, it all gets very competitive as no one wants to miss out on a visit to a Top Division side. What especially makes these rounds difficult for the less reputed sides is the two-legged format, making it nearly impossible to secure your spot with one good game. Nonetheless, we dare to assume that the White Kids from Pohkakunti are not too far off, annihilating Vainopils with a classy second half. Obviously, we keep more than an eye out for higher-ranked sides who placed themselves on the edge of the ledge and Stensund is one of those, getting beaten by the always peculiar atmosphere from the AA Vadshult supporters as their wing attacker Sten Lundin lands his cross. Bad news as well for Aigil Grephel who will have to get going in the Sahlepark after a very mediocre ninety minutes in Siepoclawycz - so far for being one of the big spenders of the Start?

But all in all, most came home from a fairly decent showing. Geminas Kruopis scored a brace in the run-up to the visit to Vilita for Zeimgava, touted as ‘the clubs most important game ever’ whilst FC Pajukas deserved more than a one-goal lead as the integration of Cepulin in their midfield seems to run nicely. Most eyes were on some clashes between Start Division sides and especially the visit from Gornik to Somlhus got some attention. The Last Frontier didn’t look half bad but had to witness how Thoresen did for Hretha what he failed to do for the Orange Brigade: score. That other promotion favourite, Uraugai, didn’t have a rosy evening either, looking a bit stale against Jalkapallo. Last but not least, we want to put some attention on Bert Havelund, the son of the former international striker, who made his debut to see his Pollmarnang grab a slim home win. Secondly, there’s Mads Ingardt who has been lifted from the amateur level to become the new key striker of Hovbjard’s Stovsand and convinces with two nice goals.



February 19 – Tuesday

Series B Champions’ Cup
First Preliminary Round (second leg)


Tropicorp FC (VIL) 1-1 Hattrick Zeimgava (BYN)
(42’ Davasarii 1-0, 73’ Arpakovskis 1-1)


A wonderful evening for anybody who has a soft spot for Zeimgava’s finest as they set foot in the majestic Tropicorp Park, having pumped some confidence in the Trophy. However, there was not a lot of time to enjoy this as Glaze tested the fists of Olegs Paipals already in the opening minute - luckily the goalie didn’t share the wobbly knees of his teammates. Admittedly, it aren’t names such as Maclaurin or Andreij Tal who turn out in the colors of Tropicorp but they still have some decent players to show for such as Kuidli Davasarii. Just when Hattrick hoped to reach the break, he carved his way through the defence and sent a rocket into the furthest pocket. Zeimgava struggled to turn the tide but Paipals kept the ship afloat - even if such a thing needed an occasional unorthodox trying-to-boot-it-whilst-jumping-in-the-air effort. Unusual but efficient and when Andris Arpakovskis caught out Ranbomahi on that one good opportunity for Zeimgava, it was effectively the equalizer. In the tail end of the game, a surprised Tropicorp FC attempted to smother Zeimgava but they survived the pressure, not without a little help from the crossbar. Zeimgava leaves behind a stunned opponent, against all odds, and qualifies for the second preliminary round.



February 21 – Thursday

Globe Cup
First Preliminary Round (second leg)


Busukuma Athletic Club (BNJ) 0-4 Tjelberg Forening (BYN)
(49’ Losnedahl 0-1, 73’ Tsikitsiras 0-2, 89’ Olhouser 0-3, 93’ Seljanovs 0-4)
Viztourzys Kolektyvinis (BYN) 2-1 Hallenburg Spartans (GAL)
(20’ Okmiankas 1-0, 61’ Xi 2-0, 82’ Graham 2-1)


Despite an inspiring opening leg, the Purple Trees knew that the visit to Johnson Field was not one to underestimate - and those who didn’t probably learned it quick enough from Angst who complained about the late red from Halving and let young talent Jurhuus at home over ‘attitude issues’. It was necessary as well as the number four of the Banijan competition came onto the pitch all guns blazing with specifically Saah Desta showing his prowess. Although being the oldest player on the pitch, he made the life of Landvik and Puuk a living hell in the first half and only poor luck held him from an opening goal. And a more than decent David Silje, I guess. So when the break was on, Busukuma had not yet been rewarded for their valiant efforts and as if the Forening was mocking that, Losnedahl managed to shake off Kinteh and beat Ignatiev. Knowing they needed four goals to qualify, Sarr played all or nothing and pushed his guys forward, only to get caught out on the counterattack: Tsikitsiras scored from a free kick conceded after a quick rush from Yucob, replacement Olhouser had a long run on the left wing and Seljanovs added some flesh to his first few games with a beautiful dribble and lob. The Forening leaves Busukuma AC behind with a harsh result despite two interesting encounters and can look forth to a second round.

Unfortunately, the same cannot be said about Viztourzys and what is worst about this, is that they had it in their own hands at a certain point. The Red Machine seemed to have learned their lesson about underestimating the number three of the Union Premier League and started much more organised. Eimontas played deeper to put more danger on the wings and even if that didn’t produce too much danger, it was a Butkus cross that ended up with his right-wing counterpart Okmiankas to riffle it past Sallow. It changed the atmosphere, with the Novas Pylimas getting behind it and the Spartans getting pushed against the wall. However, the 300 away supporters could see with pride how their side withstood and even managed to spear through it a few times, courtesy to Alex Arce. But at the hour mark, Fu Xi showed why there wasn’t an attackers’ issue after the departure of Kendall, making a goal from just inside the box. Two goal deficit overcome, mental advantage, game in the bag, right? Apparently Ariana Kellie didn’t get the memo. It would be easy to say that the Kolektyvinis, carried by the crowd, tried too hard to score a third one but in all fairness, it was a marvellous strike from Schottian Ellie Graham that left the Red Machine behind with a harsh elimination. Manager Vasquez was fuming afterwards, seeing how his side blew their UICA ticket at the first occasion for the second year in a row.



February 23 – Saturday

Top Division
Match Day One


Jottnar Kallsmudden 1–0 Thor Rellhovn
(38’ Gjertsen)
Garbarnia Hoyersko 2–2 Ernesse Stahl
(4’ Bluckins, 12’ Staszak, 63’ Claesson, 87’ Mielczarek)
Blau-Weiss Pallstadt 5–2 Slask Pruzniwczo
(9’ Metzger, 22’ Grahn, 29’ Moxham, 40’ Hellermann, 54’ Ax. Ljung, 71’ Metzger, 78’ Kump)
Welanduz Vadshult 3–1 Bengtsmark IF
(51’ Sjoberg, 55’ Gilleberg, 77’ Brems, 88’ Klavanger)
Sparta Torspeda 1–3 Pajukas Sport
(20’ Burton, 35’ Gustloff, 41’ Zitans, 68’ Annesley)


Whilst it is technically open for debate, it seems as if the calendar manager outdid himself for this opening matchday with a few derbies larded with other interesting set-ups. Obviously, quite some headlines were caught for the Valnedan Derby where Pajukas Sport started their run to at last get a touch of that coveted title. At the opposite side of the pitch, Bruno Hawke made his debut in the orange dugout but didn’t get much to enjoy in the opening half as Scott Burton bested his countrymen Kholl on a corner kick and Ekhard Gustloff picked up where he left off last year, scoring by using his strength. Add to that that veteran Zitans deemed it necessary to walk to the bench as if resting on a cane after his goal, as is rumoured to complain about the harsh treatment of the coach, especially vis-à-vis the experienced crew. But the manager showed that he had no interest in subordination and subbed him off for Grazulis ahead of half time. Not that it really helped much as Pajukas kept on dominating the game - the midfield overpowered an abandoned Buccles and the infiltrations of Grochala hurt the Orange Brigade. Add to that a very satisfactory debut of Laura Annesley, who might still be searching a bit for the connection with Gustloff but did find the net and there’s plenty for Tomascevicius to rejoice about, “We’re ready for this season and every point won, is one won.”

That goes the other way around as well, especially for the Yellows who had an abominable visit to the Lyckastadium. What must have added to the sting was the elegance with which a seemingly liberated Arvid Sjoberg conducted the pace in midfield, with Diaz and Lykke acting as loyal sidekicks throughout the showing. Sjoberg chose not to celebrate his goal but this was balanced by former IF-goalie Andersson, who might get fined for dancing in front of the away crowd that has boo’d him so often on every goal. And he did have three opportunities to dance… Truth is that the regular clinicalness of Bengtsmark came across as a standstill whilst Welanduz might not have been stellar, but showed a lot more grit. It seems that the Giants survived their Ulcan Cup opener a lot better, managing a slim but sufficient victory over Rellhovn. The highlight of the game was not the, albeit well executed, goal from Jostein Gjertsen but when Roman Ziura had a howler of a debut by kicking himself unconscious. A fine set-up from Lauck and Bentson found him on the second post but instead of opting for the tap-in, Ziura hammered it against the crossbar, straight back into his own face to go flat out. To make things worse, the leather slowly rolled on the wrong side of the post.

Less wounded but more goals in Unter Dem Linden where Chimera Moxham made her highly anticipated first appearance. In the run-up to the game, the wildest rumours had gone round about her transfer value and by now, some believed that the next Simone Di Bradini lined up for the Craftsmen. It would be unfair to inflict such pressure on the only 18-year old but Moxham played without complexes and directed the play as if she hadn’t done anything else before - and with results. Especially the interplay with her compatriot Aristide Metzger hit bullseye, setting him up twice to best a baffled Maciej Chlopicki who tried to excuse the hammering of his Slask with a “we can handly Buyanese teams but that’s just out of our league. Proverbially.” Either way, a tough start for a team that will have to watch out they don’t end out of the league. A better example was given by the Tanners where Adrian Pozek found, not for the first time, the good recipe against Ernesse Stahl. Despite being considered a tad quirky by his own players, he did well in dragging the opposition into a midfield battle which favours his limited but courageous team to make up being on the backfoot twice.



February 24 – Sunday

Top Division
Match Day One


Viztourzys Kolektyvinis 4–0 Druzhna Rovers
(28’ Xi, 67’ de Sájajo, 88’ Waerness, 91’ Jucaitis)
Tjelberg Forening 0–1 Haljo Vannarby
(79’ Thorn)


It was said that Vasquez made his boys - and gal - suffer over their elimination at the hand of the Hallenburg Spartans with dire trainings on Friday, Saturday and Sunday morning, just to get any sloppiness out of their system. One could expect that it would lead to a washed-up squad in the Novas Pylimas but the Kolektyvinis must have said that they needed to do everything possible to avoid another such week. Their enthusiasm engulfed the Rovers, who weren’t necessarily bad in their touch but simply lacked the fitness at this point of the season to compete with a squad that seemingly had prepared better. Two important notes to all this is the first goal in the shirt of the Red Machine from Farf supertalent de Sájajo - a cheeky volley that caught out Kavolskas - and the role for Saulius Jucaitis, whose fine performances raise the bar for everyone with an attacking role in this squad. Apart from Fu Xi, who’s at three out of three and does elegantly. A first clean sheet for Viztourzys as well, but there will be tougher opposition around the corner.

In Den Dam, it was a festive day for Haljo Vannarby as they celebrated their return to the Top Division - no wonder that the away end had filled up to see it live. Wilhelm Grafland made no secret of it that they focussed on getting points and getting out of there, playing Gustafsson nearly between Strand and Ruvelikaitis to get a Christmas tree formation. With that line-up, he chose to let the wingbacks of the Forening roam on their own half whilst getting stopped in their tracks when getting nearer - a seemingly basic but efficient ploy as Tsikitsaris suffered the same treatment. The result was a visual representation of one bulky man in purple running straight into a blue wall. Vannarby kept it organised and proved themselves quite dangerous on the counter, luckily Sirelius took the step up a bit less than his teammates, staying entangled in the web of Landvik throughout the game. Just as we were settling for a scoreless draw - the best Tjelberg chance, a header from Losnedahl bouncing over the crossbar already an hour behind us - it was Johim Thorn who rolled up the wing, used Sirelius for a doublepass and slid it neatly in the furthest corner. The Forening stay behind stunned, Haljo immediately make an impact.



February 27 – Wednesday

Knut Dahle Trophy
First Round (second leg)


Kuranki Ponnistus 1–0 Gryf Koresz*
Forbund Bengtsmark 0–1 Virksomhet Stovsand*
Fortes Avikehti 1–1 Torpedo Dyatinsk (1-2 AET)
Tillsamman Stensund 0–0 AA Vadshult*
*Mirzich Jedenascie 3–1 Onwards Hollkoping
*Fiarsdal Forening 2–0 Phonix Darvell
Aigil Grephel 2–2 Ruch Siepoclawycz*
Gornik Wladica 2–3 Hretha Somlhus*
Hercules Oupori 1–1 22. Czerwiec Grozno*
Siklapaa Jalkapallo 1–1 Asociacija Uraugai*
Torwarts Norderud 1–2 Tjallimvarn Kickers*
FV Vannarby 0–1 Hattrick Zeimgava*
*JX Jurbiskis 1–0 Olimpia Ploviczka
*Kuinopi Club 1–0 Ciegnalki Motor
*Linnameeskond Harseni 4–0 Tikhovesi BuRa
Malsund United 2–1 IFK Pollmarnang*
Metalurgs Vainopils 5–3 Seura Pohkakunti*
*FC Pajukas 0–0 Karzmisko Rotor


Onwards we go with the cup, but there are eighteen clubs whom we leave behind. Grave disappointment in some places, starting from the Stefani Arena where the four thousand visitors got caught out by an AA Vadshult who chose to do it their own way - it was a nasty, dirty game in which the referee lacked the spine to control things and none of the eighteen footballers who saw the last whistle managed to alter the scoreline. Out along with them is Aigil Grephel, who fell for the second year in a row in the opening round to Ruch Siepoclawycz. The visitors nearly threw their advantage from the opening leg out the window but an incredible shot from thirty yards out, signed by Marek Helczyk, signed the ticket for two more games. Also out, the finalists from 2034 as Gornik Wladica suffered a home loss at the hands of Somlhus. It was a difficult game for Gornik, especially as their notorious striker Kokot was injured but it must be said that Hretha looked incredibly powerful.

The list of eliminated Start Divisionists doesn’t end there. Jalkapallo managed to get in front at home early in the game but suffered a deadly goal against in the penultimate minute when Balys Brazdzionis liberated Uraugai after a marvellous dribble. And we won’t see anything from Ciegnalki Motor in the next round either - although they do have rights to complain. Adam Marzusko was on his way to open the score but brought down violently by a Kuinopi defender, only to receive a second yellow for suspected diving. In the following brawl, another Motor player was sent off, the start of the end. And so, as happens so often in Cup draws, quite a few games ended with a heated atmosphere although some good football performances should not be forgotten either. Applause for Mirzich, who looked unusually interesting playing Onwards and for Harseni, who made BuRa regret the trip - even if it was a short one across the water from Tikhovesi. Individual stars of the evening must include Dyatinsk midfielder Nikolai Sharanov who first scored a key goal for Torpedo before taking up the spot between the stakes when his goalie was stretchered off - keeping his nets clean to ensure qualification. Also spare a thought for Rokas Sinkevicius - author of four goals but it didn’t suffice to qualify Vainopils.
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March 2036



March 2 – Saturday

Top Division
Match Day Two


Thor Rellhovn 0–1 Pajukas Sport
(19’ Gustloff)
Haljo Vannarby 1–0 Sparta Torspeda
(71’ Sirelius)
Druzhna Rovers 4–2 Tjelberg Forening
(23’ Kapp, 49’ Yucob, 56’ Halving, 64’ Putsev, 85’ Pazilov, 89’ Vange)
Slask Pruzniwczo 0–1 Welanduz Vadshult
(66’ Lykke)
Jottnar Kallsmudden 2–1 Garbarnia Hoyersko
(15’ Nevay, 37’ Gorczyka, 80’ Kristersen)


Clinical, successful - there are quite a few words to describe Pajukas Sport these days. The Boys in Green looked strong at Mellem to Strome with a result that didn’t reflect their dominance over the home team. Although Ekhard Gustloff was the only one to find the net, it was overall a clean performance from Sport, who managed to dictate the pace and raise the bar. What must thrill the manager especially is that Danielius Mykolaitis has started his season well - a source of creativity which is key in their setup. “The players feel fine here and all additions actually reinforce us - that’s important as well,” he shared. For that other title candidate, the Forening, the season start is not going where they are hoping. They looked a bit shellshocked from the boisterous opening celebrations of the new Smertin Power Stadium - eleven thousand enthusiast fans included - and could have taken in more than a single goal by Kapp. Nonetheless, they fought their way back into the game due to the prolific partnership on the wing where Cosumarite whirlwind can rely on the experienced Stan Halving. But then, it seemed as if Sergey Pazilov simply pulled the plug somewhere in that defense and bit by bit, they deconstructed the line-up from the Purple Trees. The last axe swing was given by Samuel Vange who could celebrate his personal return to the Top Division with a sea of space to give team owner Pavel Smertin the stadium opening he had hoped for. “I think a few guys had their mind a bit too much on Thursday,” Angst attempted to defend the second consecutive loss.

No lack of focus amongst the players of Haljo Vannarby as the A. Holmarena welcomed the Top Division, in the incarnation of the Orange Brigade, back to - don’t take our word for it, believe the tifo - “where it belongs”. Sparta, without Zitans in the selection came across as the better side but Eerik Koivu didn’t showcase his decisiveness of his Rellhovn days yet in the Torspeda shirt. Haljo calmly absorbed the pressure and managed to break out a few times - one successful counter with Olaf Sirelius sufficed for the points. The Mullsphaller teams didn’t miss their start of the season, it seems, as Welanduz Vadshult grabbed the six out of six as well. Their brand-new midfield once more seemed pivotal against a Slask that comes across as a concrete block - difficult to manoeuvre but also extremely dull. Eventually, Sander Lykke ensured that the best team got what they deserved through a clever infiltration. And we wrapped up the evening with a third side to start its season with back-to-back victories as Jottnar Kallsmudden got the better of the Tanners - not without a struggle, that is. Garbarnia started the season as relegation candidates but Pozek has a disciplined bunch and Didrik Moller makes all forget about Stepaniak with a nice assist. However, the raw quality of the Giants took the upper hand and materialised in two majestic goals. For the opener, Reidar Bjelland and the admirable Kirsty Nevay passed back and forth till they crossed the goalline whilst supersub Kare Kristersen took a cross on the volley in one touch. “This is really a team and with the fans behind us, we can do a lot,” Schottian Nevay smiled after the last whistle.



March 3 – Sunday

Top Division
Match Day Two


Bengtsmark IF 0–1 Viztourzys Kolektyvinis
(91’ Xi)
Ernesse Stahl 1–1 Blau-Weiss Pallstadt
(49’ Metzger, 74’ Bolzenstein)


And whilst quite a few sides were collecting a good start, the Sunday fixture started with an exciting match-up, one that should remind one of the most glorious days of Buyanese football. There has been a time when a clash between IF and Viztourzys ensured the viewer of a Champions’ Cup level bout and last season both showed glimpses of those days but tonight, neither side really turned up. IF chose for the speed and movement of Nyberg and Olfen to crush the Viztourzys defence but a low-dipping Eimontas closed up all gaps, ending that train of thought. At the other side of the pitch, the youngsters from Vasquez struggled to deal with their more experienced opponents - the way Brun Carrack kept first Vaitis and subsequently Jucaitis out of the danger zone certainly merits some praise. The bare consequence of this was, nonetheless, that it became a game with few real opportunities. As is typical in that situation, most came from deadballs with a free kick from Isaksson licking the crossbar and the corner kicks from Butkus being the only thing worrying Corren. Hermansen saw his effort go on the wrong side of the post and a header by Artutis was ruled out for a dodgy reason. But in the extra time, Fu Xi silenced the Havssidan when he kept the coolest head on a pinball situation. “Xi has what it takes to become a titlemaker,” veteran Eimontas didn’t really allow his striker to relax and unwind after the game - but it still felt better than what Bengtsmark is having.

An interesting second Sunday game between two clubs lauded for their exciting football did deliver in Das Stadion. Wulf Waldow and Armin Fincke were warned in advance about the danger called Chimera Moxham and did a decent job in keeping her in check, but she still weighed on the opposition. This didn’t make it easy for Stahl to get their usual stuff done, but they still got a flurry of chances that allowed Lex Kirsch to showcase his talent - it’s clear that the presence of Semberas pushes him to a higher level. As such, it took a deflected shot to beat him and to put the Craftsmen in a difficult spot. Nonetheless, Anderton kept his troops well organised and as long as you’ve got that, stuff can happen. Moxham - who else - with a touch of genius when she turned a simple pass from Sachs into a throughball with the backheel, sending Aristide Metzger in the one-on-one with Zagumny and the young Nepharim thrives enough these days to make use of that. “It’s fun for me,” Moxham explained without a lot of complexes, “along with some old friends and… Well, it’s not the Premiership, there is some space to make a difference, so.” Rettinger took it with a smile, “I can handle a draw if it’s after good football.”



March 5 – Tuesday

Series B Champions’ Cup
Second Preliminary Round (first leg)


Rammsissil (VIL) 1-0 Hattrick Zeimgava (BYN)
(80’ Hentetii 1-0)
Dynamo Dover (CEN) 1-1 22. Czerwiec Grozno (BYN)
(43’ X 1-0, 79’ Rowcowicz 1-1)


“We could’ve well just made it a long holidays” Geminas Kruopis grinned after the draw indicated that the second international visit would once again bring Zeimgava to Vilita where they clash with our old friends from Rammsissil. Last year, the Rams manoeuvred past Druzhna Rovers to the knock-out phase of the SBCC and the number three of the Declasse Division hoped for nothing less than that. Hattrick knew well enough that it was about keeping a fighting chance for the home leg and looked a bit more defensive than otherwise, but still youngster Gratas Malackas got a massive opportunity in the first half, only to see Cosumarite Balbulus Grimwade tip it out of danger. That would be the last time Zeimgava got anywhere near the Rammsissil goal. The opposition got control, the Sissil Bank Stadium got behind them and eventually, goalie Kloniunas ran out of saves and former Vilitan international Lopaki Kilpter remained calm to find Kwuimekii Hentetii unmarked. Zeimgava leaves Vilita with a small defeat and hopes remain that they can make a miracle.

There is always something special about the SBCC in that it gives club their first major moment in the sun. Albeit not always stoked with huge names, it marks historical games for the clubs involved and the fixture between Dover and Grozno is no exception to that rule. Dynamo spend most of its days in the shadows of White Cliffs and Southeastern Pikachus and could at last come to the front to claim the title of ‘team of the town’. Grabbing a third spot in the COTEFA Cenian League 1 should not be underestimated and Dynamo lived up to it with a marvellous goal ahead of the break. But Twenty-Two displays good composure and push themselves back into the game. However, to get past a team such as Dynamo, you need a pinch of individual talent and in Grozno, that gets provided by Golas and Rowcowicz, who find one another for the equalizer. “At Druzhna, they never trusted me,” Adam Rowcowicz talked about his last year, “the coach prefered his local players and if something went wrong, it was always my fault. Here, the guys believe in me and then you see what I can do.”



March 6 – Wednesday

Champions’ Cup
Second Preliminary Round (first leg)


Stevenson United (DUN) 1-2 Bengtsmark IF (BYN)
(18’ Olfen 0-1, 65’ Delacruz 1-1, 91’ Stromberg 1-2)


Although officially part of a Big Four of Dunnesi football, there is little doubt that Stevenson is the biggest amongst them after two consecutive titles. Last year, it took a strong Cassandra City side to keep them out of the group stage so the Yellows knew the visit to the Old Stand would not be a walk in the park. Considering the mediocre form so far, Markushovn decided to opt for a relatively defensive system which saw Carrack and Kiaunis fold back to keep Griffiths and Ryu from getting really dangerous. One of the few Bengtsmark players who actually seems in the right for is Per Olfen - the usual sub got rewarded with a starting spot and tried to thank his manager accordingly. A first major change was halted by young talent Luc Preter but on a second one, he found the space in between Lebouw and William and curled it neatly in the furthest corner. A bit against the course of play, but it released Bengtsmark to have the better part of the opening half. Time for changes agreed Duroyjae who threw in August Valente - the Apoxian spiced up things after the break and the Red Devils came closer and closer to Steed Corren. The Nepharim kept his compatriot Griffiths from equalizing but was left without an option when Bojikstani Artem Delacruz dribbled Stromberg and buried it well. Four minutes later, Donat Chmiel could only stop Jennings with a late tackle and got a red square below his nose - igniting a siege on the goal from Corren. IF survived by the skin of their teeth and on a late corner, there was a cold shower for Bengtsmark as Viggo Stromberg towered over Bosun to best Preter. “It was a difficult visit but we straightened our back tonight,” Markushovn remarked and he wasn’t far from the truth.



March 7 – Thursday

Globe Cup
Second Preliminary Round (first leg)


Tjelberg Forening (BYN) 1-2 Deprí Lanar (CMT)
(11’ Gallagher 0-1, 18’ Lamarde 0-2, 79’ Tsikitsiras 1-2)


Last year, the Golden Eagles kept Deprí Lanar from further glory but that the number five from the increasingly strong Chromatik Premier Division travelled to Buyan for more was no secret. Deprí might have gone through a difficult struggle but showed that the Red Hawks gave what it takes and they continued that in Den Dam with a blistering opening half. Not in any kind of mood to take five, Nyao chose for a trio up front that really exposed the Forening on the wings - especially the boulevard behind Stan Halving was used properly by young prospect Irish Kempton who flicked a series of assisting passes into the box - it’s half a miracle that Gallagher and Lamarde only converted once doing so. As the crowd started to worry, Angst decided to take off Seljanovs for Storstrand which did add some stability but effectively meant capitulating to the visitors. Apart from Yucob, Tsikitsiras and Losnedahl, hardly anyone crossed the halfway line - and the tall striker up front saw his one good chance held by a calm Leitner. After the tea, Lanar missed out the chances to put the Tjelberg fans even closer to depression, Vojnomir Jovanovic came closest but was ruled offside. However, late in the game, Dmitra Tsikitsiras ensured a fighting chance for the visit to the Hawk’s Nest with an incredible goal. Spotting Leitner off her line, she lobbed it from some forty yards out in the net - a goal that will make international highlight reels, contrary to the collective performance from the Forening.



March 9 – Saturday

Top Division
Match Day Three


Garbarnia Hoyersko 0–0 Thor Rellhovn
Blau-Weiss Pallstadt 3–4 Jottnar Kallsmudden
(8’ Metzger, 31’ Falkanger, 35’ I. Bjelland, 43’ Falkanger, 49’ Fainsteinas, 91’ Vleugelslag, 94’ Thiem)
Welanduz Vadshult 0–1 Ernesse Stahl
(34’ Bluckins)
Sparta Torspeda 0–0 Druzhna Rovers
Pajukas Sport 3–0 Haljo Vannarby
(13’ Mykolaitis, 22’ Grigas, 85’ Annesley)


Three games have been played and two sides remain without a single mistake - although the two of them arrive there in very different styles. Pajukas Sport sold out the Bokstasstadionas for another clinically efficient performance, lead out by Danielius Mykolaitis who plays with charming elegance. Despite the crowding of Haljo players in midfield, he somehow kept on finding enough space to do his thing, including a few intelligent runs and a ton of clever passes. “We’ve learned from last year, both staff and players,” Mykolaitis admitted, not hiding his satisfaction over the fact that Bengtsmark and Tjelberg completely missed their start. What definitely helps Sport to develop an efficient brand of football is the addition of Laura Annesley. The Schottian forward has not always been lucky in her finishing so far but is a good complement for Gustloff and charms the crowd with her industriousness. No wonder that her goal, even if it was a tap-in on a Grochala cross met a lot of applause. “She does feel like a puzzle piece we duly missed last year,” spoke manager Tomascevicius, not shying away from the compliments.

The way Jottnar made it three out of three was entirely different - but then again, it all brings in the same amount of points. A visit to Unter Dem Linden is no gift with Moxham and Metzger doing their thing in attack - the t-shirts sold in the streets of them depicting Batman and Robin can’t get printed fast enough. The Nepharim duo demonstrated aptly with an early goal and only a visibly reborn Gazulov held Hostmann from doubling up. Blau-Weiss is an exciting side but that comes a price at times as Falkanger caught them out on the counterattack, the Craftsmen looked a little dazed and before the slices of orange could get served, it was 1-3 for the Giants. Some managers would have consolidated but Marcus Anderton decided it was a good moment to throw on Andrezj Rudyk and eventually Bernd Vleugelslag to reinforce his attack and it was the latter who nodded in the equalizer in the extra time - the bulky Vleugelslag is an oddity in a game which featured two sides that play (at Buyanese norms) unseen technical football but that means he can use his pounds even better. Not the end of the drama, thou. Tufte saw that putting on a tall guy works, subbed in Morten Thiem and last year’s Stovsand goalgetter towered over goalie Kirsch and Rosenthal to bring three points home. An enormous disappointment for a courageous Blau-Weiss whilst Tufte has an abundance of choice in attack.

As interesting as the first two games were, as uninspiring were the displays elsewhere. Welanduz-Ernesse was on paper an interesting match but torrential rains had turned the Lyckastadium into a muddy swamp, which disallowed proper football. The only highlight was an efficient shot from Stepan Bluckins who celebrated his first goal in the orange shirt with a great slide through the biggest of the many puddles present. At least something exciting going on, which could not be said from the visit of Rellhovn to Hoyersko. Afraid of an abysmal start, Thor chose for realism and as Garbarnia is on its best if they can play from the reaction, there was little to look out for. “It’s a point won,” Dalby explained afterwards, but after last year, we expected more of Rellhovn. Dull game. It was hardly better in the Pergale Stadionas where Bruno Hawke chose to secure a first point of the season. Attempting some sort of 4-2-2-2 with wide men in the form of Berzins and Grajauskas, it all offered little to look for. The most uplifting thing for him was a more than decent game from Buccles who kept Pazilov tucked nicely in his back pocket.



March 10 – Sunday

Top Division
Match Day Three


Viztourzys Kolektyvinis 2–2 Slask Pruzniwczo
(56’ Paczek, 58’ Xi, 71’ Butkus, 90’ Halm)
Tjelberg Forening 0–0 Bengtsmark IF


It was a bizarre realisation but indeed, the always interesting clash between Bengtsmark and Tjelberg would for once not decide who would lead the table, but who would carry the red lantern. Coming out of a humbling midweek performance, the Forening visibly looked most afraid of that faith and even if Angst tried to push his men forwards, they remained put on their own half. It was topical to see how Gunnar Karlsson spend most of his efforts on shielding Isaksson - even if last year’s man of the season is still far from his habitual level. And a good or a mediocre Isaksson makes a gargantuan difference in the setup of the Yellows as the attacks all lacked that punch to make the difference. Eventually, IF opted for dropping the leather into the box through Grillianen or Nyberg, who tried to set up Lutz Kesselbaum for his first rose of the year. However, the tall striker could not escape his guards and only when Albin Holm released him from his suffering, Bengtsmark came close to a goal. Close, but not close enough so the fans were left with the third goalless draw of the weekend. A frustrating game for IF, where Markushovn didn’t show his age when throwing his jacket on the ground but still, it’s better than not getting a single shot on goal as the Purple Trees did.

Whilst their rivals battled to escape a humiliating last spot, Vasquez’ Viztourzys was allowed a shot on taking over the spot of the leader. Obviously, Slask folded back deep but it must be said that they did look well organised in doing so - Ake Ljung and Kars Chapka don’t form an exciting duo but made a lot of miles to help out their defenders. Add to that a pinch of bad luck in the finishing - first exhibit, de Sájajo hitting both posts with a single shot - and then there’s an old adagium in football that the opposition can profit in the form of a short, quick, opportunistic player… Oh hi there, Edi Paczek! Fu Xi remained Yuezhouistically calm and replied his way, marking with a goal that’s not pretty but shows quality. Up and over now as a pass from Butkus turned into a goal over a Wadowski - Chlopicki miscommunication and the Red Machine seemed set on a nine out of nine. That is, until Max Grahn tried his luck with a seemingly desperate shot and Bursuk failed to keep hold of it, allowing quick sub Halm to capitalise. “I could be angry here but the truth is that we play good football, the kind that sees you win this game 90% of the time,” Vasquez remained calm, “that’s more important in the long run.”



March 12 – Tuesday

Series B Champions’ Cup
Second Preliminary Round (second leg)


Hattrick Zeimgava (BYN) 2-2 Rammsissil (VIL)
(26’ Cekaitis 1-0, 61’ Kruopis 2-0, 82’ Cekaitis (og) 2-1, 91’ Klipter 2-2)
22. Czerwiec Grozno (BYN) 0-4 Dynamo Dover (CEN)
(35’ X 0-1, 51’ X 0-2, 54’ X 0-3, 60’ X 0-4)


Two games, two interviews. It’s a cruel game.

“Ignas Cekaitis, a bizarre game here in the Varaviksne. Tell us.”
“Well… I don’t know…” *sobs*
“It could have been a historical game, no?”
“We were doing so great… So great.. Rammsissil played strong but we were good in finishing and…”
“And then you ruined it?”
“And then I…” *wipes tears* “It was a nasty cross and I…” *cries*
“You completely ruined it, if I may say so.”
“I don’t know… I don’t, snif, know.”
“We sure think so.”

“Nill four, that’s a brutal result, Parek.”
“Yeah, we tried to take over the game after the break, with the fans behind us but they just managed to outplay us there.”
“If you look back at it, don’t you feel as a manager that you made a mistake, bringing in a third striker such as Gawilka?”
“Well, we definitely needed a goal in the first place and…”
“But did you have to take off a midfielder to do so? You knew Dover had quality and would pounce upon that?”
“Of course it’s always a risk but it seemed sensible at the time.”
“Nonetheless, you’ve let down the thousands of fans who came to see UICA football for the very first time and got home with four goals against?”
“We did try to do it differently but…”
“Failed to match their quality?”
“You could say so, yes.”



March 13 – Wednesday

Champions’ Cup
Second Preliminary Round (second leg)


Bengtsmark IF (BYN) 1-0 Stevenson United (DUN)
(77’ Kinlund 1-0)


Playing in their own Havssidan for a ticket for the next qualifying round should offer some diversion of the competition woes but the truth is that the Yellows weren’t offered any rest by United. The visitors opened with vigor and Steed Corren had to earn his distinctions with a series of parades - most notably a flying effort on an attempt from Preston Fredricks. The Dünnesi international got close a second time but whether it was his shot or the Delacruz rebound, Corren was not to be beaten. The Nepharim showed where last year’s Golden Glove came from and his defence did its bit as well, but is was mainly offensively that Bengtsmark wasn’t where it’s at. Kesselbaum acted on an island, Bosun had a firm grip on Isaksson and the cross from the wings provided as much danger as a toddler with a plastic spoon. No wonder that Markushovn threw Kinlund and Brems in the mix but the stunning thing was to see Isaksson taken off - a first in a long while when not injured of four goals up. Nonetheless, as so often, Markushovn made a correct assessment and managed to deconstruct the build-up from the Red Devils. With more ball-winning capacities and time ticking away, Bengtsmark could start to find some loopholes. Carl Nyberg skied the first major chance, offered by Kesselbaum, but eventually Klas Kinlund ensured an extra round with a strong effort and ditto shot. However, the modest celebrations after the victory got marred by the glaring absence of Isaksson and that the star himself refused to address the press, did not help. There was a half hearted attempt to wave it away as a small injury, but the only thing hurt seem to be the feelings between coach and star player.



March 14 – Thursday

Globe Cup
Second Preliminary Round (second leg)


Deprí Lanar (CMT) 1-1 Tjelberg Forening (BYN)
(29’ Lassansyr 1-0, 92’ Jurhuus 1-1)


The Hawk’s Nest had nearly sold out and provided a unique atmosphere for a high-pressure confrontation for the Purple Trees. A notably nervous Palle Angst decided to mix it up and go with an uncharacteristic 4-4-1-1 with Yucob swarming around Losnedahl to neutralize their midfield - he had seen correctly that it could not be won one-on-one. However, that didn’t salvage much as the hesitant attacks were easily discarded by Lanar who reminded the Forening of the consequences of high wingbacks. A counter by Kempton should have sufficed as a warning as only the outside of the post prevented her from scoring but six minutes later, Vanor Gianglad Lassansyr moved swiftly past Tommi Puuk and hammered it in the bottom corner. This effectively wrapped up the game as the Forening never looked like scoring two goals. It must be said that this was in part due to a strong Lanar and for long, the Trees tried to alter the course, but the last twenty minutes were a tough ask to watch - even for the fans. That in the absolute bottom of the game youngster Olaf Jurhuus managed to make his mark, escaping the attention of Prifti for half a second, should give hope for the future but for now, the truth is that Tjelberg is no match for teams of this calibre - especially with this form.



March 16 - Friday till March 21 - Thursday

International Football
Matches of the National Team




March 23 – Saturday

Top Division
Match Day Four


Thor Rellhovn 2–0 Haljo Vannarby
(4’ Curtis, 72’ Willmann)
Druzhna Rovers 0–2 Pajukas Sport
(61’ Gustloff, 86’ Sparkaitis)
Slask Pruzniwczo 0–0 Tjelberg Forening
Ernesse Stahl 1–0 Viztourzys Kolektyvinis
(66’ Rothblatt)
Garbarnia Hoyersko 2–0 Blau-Weiss Pallstadt
(71’ Mielczarek, 79’ Olsen)


“Pajukas sets the pace”, sometimes the headlines write themselves. The Smertin Power Stadium looked, in theory, forth to an interesting visit from the leaders but there was no way that Sport was going to go by the pace set in the first few minutes by the Rovers. The troops from Valdas Tomascevicius swiftly took over and it was delightful to see the automatisms which have now gotten engrained in the line-up. Sebastien Rousseau must be the best available in his position and we would not be surprised if he attracts the attention from clubs in stronger competitions come November - he’s the kind of player who makes those around him better as well. It allowed Grigas and Dobas to infiltrate in a Druzhna defence where the partnership between Simkus and Héredi is not yet where it’s at - a mistake of the former eventually opened up room for Ekhard Gustloff to score an opener.. He hasn’t made his topscorer ambitions a secret and with his third one against the net, a lot is possible. What makes Pajukas Sport as the prime favourite for the title so far it not just the dominance they exert on their opponents but also the ease with which reserves such as Zedaitis, Dinius and Sparkaitis can come in and finish off what their teammates have started. Stellar.

Much less stellar was what Tjelberg showcased in The Ring as they were lucky to get out with just a ten-point backlog on the last spot. We’re quite sure that Wieslaw Pioro, who seems to have lost his finishing touch somewhere last July, saw the video of his biggest chance, a four-yard tap-in on a Grahn pass which he booted wide, several times back and forth tonight. It took Slask some time to realise that they actually were the better side and in hindsight, Vilhjelm Ljung will regret not having the guts to push his team forwards earlier. But them having the best opportunities to score doesn’t hide that it was a game between two sides that are down in the dumps - both will have to find a new breath. We’re not sure what Thor did to do so, but it seems that “having faith in that big targetman up front does part of the trick”. In what could have been a difficult game against a very stubborn Vannarby, Malakai Curtis headed in a Bentson cross early on to mark the first Thor goal of the season. It forced Haljo to create something from action instead of reaction and it seems as if the promoted side struggles to do so. Rellhovn handled it mature, pinched back enough times to keep everyone on his toes and eventually doubled up to give Mellem to Strome the assurance that maybe this time, they’ld stay away from the relegation battle.

Another one that would sign for a calm midtable season are the Tanners and it seems they are doing it for themselves at this early stage of the season. Well aware of the danger from the already infamous Nepharim axis of the Craftsmen, ‘Professor Poszek’ focused his whole organisation on keeping Moxham and Metzger out of possession. This implicated giving away the wings but Sachs nor Hellermann did enough with possession there to really put Zumicz in trouble. Garbarnia, as always wary of the idea that you have to create play at home, used their counterpunch well but it took a neat Didrik Moller backheel to open up enough space for Mielczarek to score. Special praise for Emil Olsen who last year never got off the Tjelberg bench but now dribbled half a pitch to send a rocket behind Kirsch. We wrap up in Das Stadion where Rettinger and Vasquez served us a game reminiscent of basket. Each player has his man and sticks to it - hoping to show their better in the duels. The conclusion was that in terms of individual quality, the gaps are limited. There were some epic duels between Xi and Heneghan at one side and Hermansen and Bluckins at the opposite, but eventually the difference was made in a skirmish which saw Moritz Rothblatt crown himself to matchwinner. An interesting game at a scorching pace which deserved more action in front of the goal, but both defences seemed more where it’s at then their attacks.



March 24 – Sunday

Top Division
Match Day Four


Bengtsmark IF 4–0 Sparta Torspeda
(20’ Kesselbaum, 53’ Nyberg, 58’ Astrom, 88’ A. Holm)
Jottnar Kallsmudden 2–2 Welanduz Vadshult
(36’ Myklebust, 73’ Klavanger, 79’ Nevay, 91’ Gazulov (og))


Dennis Markushovn quenched all rumors about his key man Valter Isaksson with the firm decision to start him again after that difficult Stevenson game and those who believed that he would hold back for some reason came out disappointed. Sparta Torspeda had to add all sails to keep up but halfway the first half, Bo Pallson had to give in as Lutz Kesselbaum got his hammer behind a deflected pass. To add injury to insult for the Orange Brigade, we had Emils Grajauskas picking up a stupid red card for tossing the ball out of bounds after a free kick, before starting some shoving against old teammates Feliksas Kiaunis. The latter got victim to a nasty Vilkas tackle as well, showing that there’s some bad blood left. Not that Bengtsmark actually cared as they ploughed through the ten remaining Torspeda players as if it was late 2035. All prophets of doom and gloom were left with an iron performance of IF, who only could be miffed over the fact that they should have put six or seven behind Pallson - one of the few in orange not to go down completely. When asked whether it wouldn’t have been smarter to put the pedal from the metal in the last bit of the match, Markushovn looked as if insulted. “What kind of game would that have been? I’m trying to prepare these guys for ninety minutes, not sixty and then we’ll see!”

So if you wanted to get a close, thrilling encounter this weekend, you had best settled with tickets for the Vingardarena. The Giants knew that if they wanted to last one more week topping the table, they’ld need a victory against the Welanduz from Mansveldt. They nearly managed so and after a very motivated and mature game even - but none of that would make the headlines the day after. Kirsty Nevay scored a stylish goal, finding that one bit of goal not covered by sliding or jumping Welanduz defenders to bring Jottnar their second lead of the evening and that should have been the end of that until Albert Diaz booted a ludicrous shot up front where Sam Rekdal had remained, a little concussed. Gazulov planned on catching it calmly, but Rekdal forced him to get out of the box where the unfortunate goalie headed it instead of up the field, backwards into his own goal. Whilst the Ethani midfielder got hugged by his teammates, the whole Forening team protested the obvious offside fault but the referee was having none of it - even sending off a scolding Gazulov before blowing the last whistle. Whilst Mansveldt tried to explain that “It was a remarkable decision but in the end of the season, it all balances, I believe,” captain Kai Ruutu baldly explained that “the referee level is rotten here - and I don’t know if it’s their lack of knowledge or their greed.” To be continued.



March 27 – Wednesday

Champions’ Cup
Play-Off Round (first leg)


MTK Kingsville (DAR) 1-0 Bengtsmark IF (BYN)
(83’ McNeil 1-0)


There used to be a time when MTK acted on the third amateur level of Darmeni football - that’s eighth tier for all of those counting out there. However, with the reincarnation of football in the Republic, a new spring arose and now they’re on a streak of three consecutive titles - one better than the Yellows. Despite their limited successes so far in the UICA tournaments, this meant that they had gotten the hang of it all and Bengtsmark, spirited after the whooping success over the weekend, would need that boost of confidence to stand tall vis-à-vis the Kingsville club. The Yellows definitely left a more inspired impression than oft times before this season but in the final third, the statistics were off. Isaksson discovered that someone such as Alberich Goldschmidt is a different level than Sparta midfielders whilst Marcellus Ahenobarbus delivered the kind of performance that renders those doubting over his age silent. It must be added that Lutz Kesselbaum only rarely got past Coglan and the young striker should watch out not to get trapped in a loop in which he works so hard to rectify the first impressions, that he loses that bit of flair and mental speed that makes the difference between scoring and failing. As such, the best chance was for Malmsten but Ahenobarbus palmed it out of danger. As the game progressed, the dominance switched sides and especially in the last half hour, the Bengtsmark defence got under pressure. Stromberg and Vikstrom seemed to make it through it unscathed but were not prepared when McNeil ran inside from the right with the leather before booting it past Corren. “I’m always a major fan of a goal on the road, so this ain’t a good result,” Markushovn made clear, indicating that last weekend didn’t resolve all issues in that compartment of the pitch.



March 28 – Thursday

Globe Cup
Play-Off Round (first leg)


Pajukas Sport (BYN) 1-0 AS Marcadia (AUD)
(12’ Annesley 1-0)


Pajukas Sport could open their campaign at home against the number six of last season’s Audioslavian top flight. Even for many of the keen followers of their football, AS Marcadia is a rather unknown quantity despite making their third appearance in UICA football - a prematurely ended campaign in the SBCC and the GC constitute the record. It only reinforced the confidence of the Bokstasstadion who saw their boys take off strong again - nonetheless it was their girl who caught the limelight. Laura Annesley already got praise from fans and teammates alike, a “With her, it’s like we’re playing with three strikers” from the otherwise rarely sympathetic Mykolaitis definitely as one of the finest moments. Her first effort, popping up on a Grochala cross was halted by Jeremy Sedillo but the Audioslavian goalie was caught out on a second effort as Annesley blasted past Giovannucci as if he weren’t there. The pressure held on from Pajukas but Gustloff failed to convert a second and a free kick from Mykolaitis ended up half a yard wide. It wasn’t but after the break that Marcadia got near Garon Gularis but Buyan’s second goalie had to stretch himself to touch the shot from Fausto Vigorito. The AS forward was by far the most dangerous element in his line-up but kept at a tight leash by Rousseau, ensuring Pajukas of a slim yet deserved victory in this opening leg.



March 30 – Saturday

Top Division
Match Day Five


Blau-Weiss Pallstadt 3–4 Thor Rellhovn
(26’ Austad, 44’ Curtis, 59’ Metzger, 70’ Kruger, 79’ Berner, 92’ Lauck, 94’ Curtis)
Welanduz Vadshult 2–0 Garbarnia Hoyersko
(14’ Gilleberg, 43’ Sjoberg)
Tjelberg Forening 1–3 Ernesse Stahl
(17’ Bluckins, 25’ Zych, 68’ Bluckins, 75’ Vernerse)
Sparta Torspeda 2–0 Slask Pruzniwczo
(61’ Kholl, 73’ Klukas)
Haljo Vannarby 3–0 Druzhna Rovers
(38’ Sirelius, 41’ Sirelius, 60’ Gustafsson)


Things are turning from grim to worse over at Den Dam as the Purple Trees got a masterclass in football from Ernesse Stahl. Within thirty minutes, the meticulous passing football from Rettinger had wiped the floor with their counterpart to an extent that Angst must’ve been glad the damage remained limited to a surmountable two goals by the break. Well, that is if you would be producing something yourself. The removal of Hermansen has exposed the back four much worse than expected - leading some pundits to believe that Viztourzys would’ve paid 2.5 million just to weaken Tjelberg. Landvik and Puuk are too error prone whilst Raestad and Halving feel the years but seem untouchable. Add to that a difficult integration of Tsikitsiras, a player with a brilliant touch but who demands a different style of play, Semyon Yucob not yet hitting his peak form and an invisible Losnedahl and it all adds up to a meagre two points out of eighteen. The otherwise fairly patient crowd at Den Dam boo’d their players throughout the second half, only halted shortly when local boy Vernerse hit the net with an all-or-nothing effort. Nonetheless, the pressure is on for the derby next week where they’ll face Jottnar. All of this misery moved deserved attention from Stahl, who once again have not missed their start. The integration of new players appears fluent and the different profile from Bluckins in attack keeps it all fresh.

Fresh is also the best word to describe how Blau-Weiss tackled the second half of their home game. After a difficult start, they went into the dressing room feeling taken aback by a Curtis header but not for the first time this year, they came with football to watch just as a treat. Players like Moxham and Metzger obviously are the pinnacle but it makes a Sachs, Hellermann and others also put in that extra shift. For thirty minutes, they played the kind of football that you hope a champion would play. Rellhovn could do nothing but brace themselves… Until Berner came out on a counter and nicked a goal. Suddenly, Anderton saw his eleven crumble, Thor pushed forward and pumped balls in the box for Curtis and Hoie. One of those fell in front of the foot of Horst Lauck and the former Aigil prospect scored a late equalizer.. Nonetheless, there was time enough for Malakai Curtis to put the local fans to misery. For the second home game in a row, a tall bulky striker lifted himself up against their defenders and headed it past a scrambling, frustrated Kirsch in minute 94 to mark an incredible 3-4 loss. “If this was a bloody comic book,” the fuming goalie explained, “I wouldn’t believe it. We’ll have to learn or slide back.” In the meanwhile, hero Curtis could only explain it away pointing to the Thor atmosphere, “we’re so used of getting punched, we’re always sharp when our chance comes.”

The other three games provided a flurry of home victories, one more remarkable than the next one. A meetup between the bottom two of the table resulted in the first victory for the Orange Brigade, a liberating one albeit not one procured through impressive football as both came of a deflected header. “We’re far from the football we had in mind,” Hawke admitted, “but let’s grab some points first.” The Machiavellian approach but it did suffice for an enthusiast applause in the Pergales, so who am I to complain? Two against nil for the Hingstar as well who came across as a confident side and wrapped it up before the break. It’s marvellous to see Arvid Sjoberg blossoming now he leads out a squad of his own but he remains very respectful for his previous club Bengtsmark: “It’s there that I learned my trade - and I don’t forget that.” Those other Mullsphallers Haljo ended the month on a home demonstration against a hapless Druzhna. Manager Prukchnik could not be calmed after the last whistle. The otherwise stoical gaffer barked about his players that they’re “not worthy their money” in the aftermath of the game and seems to go to a heated week. Fact is that Druzhna made no dent in the solid Haljo setup whilst striker Olaf Sirelius starts to come around his reputation of the lower leagues with a brace.



March 31 – Sunday

Top Division
Match Day Five


Pajukas Sport 0–0 Bengtsmark IF
Viztourzys Kolektyvinis 1–0 Jottnar Kallsmudden
(87’ Waerness)


In theory, the clash in the Bokstasstadion was the kind which sees the very best meet up and determine who is the primus inter pares. However, the cards were dealt differently tonight with at one hand a formation that goes with a five played, five won record against an opponent that tried to forget about their horrendous start of the season - a solitary win in six official confrontations didn’t help much to do so. Dennis Markushovn knew enough of the game that a mental victory does not necessary need one to score and lined up five defenders, leaving Lutz Kesselbaum stranded solitarily in the attack. His counterpart trusted on the strengths of Sport and with good reason, both Gustloff and Annesley came within centimetres of an opening goal already early on. However, the sacrifices of IF were not in vain, forcing Pajukas to build up through Kazymierczak and Palaanen - both players with room for growth but neither the one to get the train running for the Boys in Green. Late in the game, it was even Carl Nyberg who could claim the best chance but his run through enemy territory was stopped by Gularis. Penalty, but that one was skied by Isaksson. As such, the slump hasn’t ended for the Yellows, even if Markushovn tried to claim that this draw was a success. His colleague attempted the same, saying that “we got Bengtsmark to come to us and play with fear. I think this is worth a lot for our fans.”

Just some fifty kilometres down the road, the Novas Pylimas was stacked as well for the visit of the Giants. Viztourzys has been unquestionably one of the better sides so far, but was not always rewarded so and the same seemed to become truth tonight as Terje Falkanger kept a cool head as Stjepan Bursuk fumbled a free kick. Cue a lot of protests, some shoving and pushing and after three minutes, the referee pointed to the corner flag instead of the kick-off spot over a collision in the build-up. Needless to say that the Kallsmudden fans, still disgruntled over last week’s draw against Vadshult, started to warm up and began tossing all sorts of projectiles onto the pitch. Amidst all this, Fu Xi got hit by a lighter and went down - he could not complete the game but should be back next week. For Jottnar, it all went from bad to worse after that. Kirsty Nevay made a marvellous dribble in the box but mistimed her shot and a strike from Reidar Bjelland ended on the crossbar. Viztourzys had to admit that they struggled to make it through, but late in the game Jarle Waerness managed to outrun Ruutu to score the only goal from the game. Replacing Xi, the former Jottnar player celebrated his big entrance for his new fans with joy, causing riots in the Jottnar stand. When a few hooligans ran up the pitch to chase Waerness, the game had to be stopped for a few minutes - disallowing any sort of pace for Jottnar to equalise. A game with consequences as the FA considers fines for Kallsmudden whilst Viztourzys moves to third in the table.
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April 3 – Wednesday

Champions’ Cup
Third Preliminary Round (second leg)


Bengtsmark IF (BYN) 2-0 MTK Kingsville (DAR)
(74’ Brykt 1-0, 88’ Kesselbaum 2-0)


A Lutz Kesselbaum in tears as it seems that, at last, he can catch a break. Looking back into the game, MTK will curse themselves for not finishing the game when they could as McNeil should’ve buried a rare fumble from Steed Corren but hoofed it into the stands instead. At half-time, Markushovn sacrifices a defender for a set-up with Kinlund and Brykt adding power to the midfield and it’s by taking on this battle that the Darmeni eventually get pushed to their knees. Youngster Erik Brykt, who seems to have taken the switch from the youth to the senior side with flair, gets the last touch on a bizarre goal during which the leather goes all directions in the box and at that point, the Havssidan starts to believe more is possible. For three quarters of the doubleheader, MTK looked more composed than the Yellows but in the dying minutes, they simply get overrun by an energetic opposition that looks little like the mediocre bunch from the competition. It all comes together with two minutes left as Klas Kinlund launches it into a filled box. It’s not a good touch from Kesselbaum but it gives the ball a nasty curve and Ahenobarbus can only caress it - but not punch it. “This means a lot to me,” the former Ernesse striker states the obvious, “it’s not the start I had dreamed off but April could become our month.” We’ll see about that.



April 4 – Thursday

Globe Cup
Third Preliminary Round (second leg)


AS Marcadia (AUD) 0-1 Pajukas Sport (BYN)
(24’ Grigas)


In the meanwhile, Pajukas Sport simply have no working understanding anymore what failure could mean. The Boys in Green overpower I Marchetti at their own turf, with Danielius Mykolaitis taking the mickey out of Nicolo Gioffre so often that even we think it was a bit much. It was downright bizarre to see a Buyanese side play so comfortably, so… Self-assured. The goal, a fine set-up between the little wizard and Laura Annesley, booted in from the edge of the box by Remunas Grigas, formed a perfect example of that mode of thought. Sedillo left flabbergasted, the away fans at the Via Montagnappa jubilating. After tea, the tables did turn as Redondo dared to play or nothing and Burton discovered that all that’s standing next to him is pretty untested at this level. AS came close through Zini and if it weren’t for sudden blindness when Kazymierczak manhandled Davide Neri in the box, things could have looked very different. But now they didn’t! Sport steam on for more and better, beaming with confidence.



April 6 – Saturday

Knut Dahle Trophy
Round of 32 (first leg)


Fiarsdal Forening 0–1 Mirzich Jedenascie
Hattrick Zeimgava 1–1 Druzhna Rovers
Welanduz Vadshult 1–2 Jottnar Kallsmudden
Torpedo Dyatinsk 0–1 AA Vadshult
Tjelberg Forening 3–0 Tjallimvarn Kickers
Pajukas Sport 2–0 Garbarnia Hoyersko
Thor Rellhovn 0–1 Asociacija Uraugai
FC Pajukas 0–2 Haljo Vannarby


The Trophy is back and the Start Divisionists look enthusiast - that’s how we like it. It was welcoming to see how Asociacija manager Geris Kazulkis managed to bring out the talent that had been slumbering in Stepanas Mazeika all season long and guide it to a textbook performance that brought Thor Rellhovn to their knees. So far for that good league form, I guess. Zeimgava handled the hangover from the SBCC well and see Andris Arpakovskis turn the Rovers back four - all notable profiles - into shreds with a blistering performance but then Hattrick gets a hangover sentiment as Sergei Pazilov turns an innocent free kick into an amazing equalizer. The woes for the Top Division teams didn’t end there as Garbarnia live through a confronting evening during which a second string Pajukas side dominates so easily, it’s painful. Zedaitis and Sparkaitis run the show fluently and even Marijus Adomaitis, coming off a shocker of a season, suddenly seems lethal. Last but not least there is a reality check for season revelation Welanduz but they did were up against holders Jottnar. It’s actually a very entertaining game with good football and Reidar Bjelland confirming his status as international with an assist so sharp it slices diamond. Kirsty Nevay says ‘thank you very much’ and buries it behind Andersson.

However - although it seems like that at times - the Cup is not solely out there to see top tier clubs getting it handed to them, them bastards.





Competition

Top Division                Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA   GD  Pts
1 Pajukas Sport 26 16 6 4 45 23 +22 54 CC
2 Viztourzys Kolektyvinis 26 17 2 7 36 17 +19 53 GC
3 Bengtsmark IF 26 14 7 5 32 14 +18 49 GC
4 Ernesse Stahl 26 11 9 6 44 37 +7 42 GC
5 Jottnar Kallsmudden 26 12 4 10 41 43 −2 40
6 Sparta Torspeda 26 11 4 11 23 22 +1 37
7 Tjelberg Forening 26 10 6 10 25 24 +1 36
8 Druzhna Rovers 26 9 6 11 43 45 −2 33
9 Welanduz Vadshult 26 8 9 9 24 23 +1 33
10 Blau-Weiss Pallstadt 26 9 5 12 46 49 −3 32
11 Haljo Vannarby 26 9 4 13 29 34 −5 31
12 Thor Rellhovn 26 7 5 14 27 37 −10 26
13 Garbarnia Hoyersko 26 5 6 15 19 45 −26 21
14 Slask Pruzniwczo 26 4 7 15 23 44 −21 19 Relegated



Start Division              Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA   GD  Pts
1 Asociacija Uraugai 26 14 4 8 40 24 +16 46 Promoted, SBCC
2 Gornik Wladica 26 12 8 6 56 44 +12 44 SBCC
3 Virksomhet Stovsand 26 11 8 7 32 30 +2 41 SBCC
4 Aigil Grephel 26 11 7 8 34 26 +8 40
5 Ciegnalki Motor 26 10 9 7 39 36 +3 39
6 IFK Pollmarnang 26 11 5 10 38 35 +3 38
7 22. Czerwiec Grozno 26 10 7 9 39 35 +4 37
8 Hretha Somlhus 26 10 6 10 39 37 +2 36
9 Kuinopi Club 26 9 8 9 36 35 +1 35
10 FC Pajukas 26 10 5 11 38 43 −5 35
11 Tillsamman Stensund 26 9 7 10 34 40 −6 34
12 Hattrick Zeimgava 26 8 8 10 48 47 +1 32 Relegated
13 JX Jurbiskis 26 6 6 14 31 47 −16 24 Relegated
14 Siklapaa Jalkapallo 26 6 2 18 27 52 −25 20 Relegated



Third Division West         Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA   GD  Pts
1 AA Vadshult 26 16 5 5 40 25 +15 53 Promoted
2 Lokomotiv Nalsjoo 26 13 7 6 48 33 +15 46
3 Torwarts Norderud 26 14 4 8 49 35 +14 46
4 Tjallimvarn Kickers 26 12 8 6 40 31 +9 44
5 Fiarsdal Forening 26 11 10 5 45 40 +5 43
6 Blimt Akademi 26 11 5 10 38 40 −2 38
7 Forbund Bengtsmark 26 11 5 10 48 45 +3 38
8 Onwards Hollkoping 26 11 5 10 38 28 +10 38
9 Malsund United 26 11 5 10 43 40 +3 38
10 FV Vannarby 26 9 9 8 41 36 +5 36
11 Viktoria Dravhall 26 10 3 13 41 46 −5 33
12 Dudzel Pirates 26 8 4 14 38 48 −10 28
13 Turbine Kallsmudden 26 3 5 18 22 48 −26 14
14 Ringdalen Elleve 26 3 3 20 18 54 −36 12



Third Division Central      Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA   GD  Pts
1 Seura Pohkakunti 26 18 3 5 58 31 +27 57 Promoted
2 Ruch Siepoclawycz 26 17 4 5 57 34 +23 55
3 Mirzich Jedenascie 26 15 5 6 50 32 +18 50
4 Phonix Darvell 26 15 4 7 49 33 +16 49
5 Gryf Koresz 26 15 3 8 41 31 +10 48
6 Fortes Avikehti 26 13 7 6 55 41 +14 46
7 Hercules Oupori 26 10 6 10 31 34 −3 36
8 Grephel Gryphionen 26 9 7 10 45 45 0 34
9 Tikhovesi BuRa 26 9 6 11 36 41 −5 33
10 Feldhammer Havik 26 8 4 14 36 47 −11 28
11 Grunshoffer Allianz 26 5 7 14 36 52 −16 22
12 Robur Hollsweg 26 6 3 17 27 46 −19 21
13 Karzmisko Rotor 26 5 4 17 29 53 −24 19
14 Olimpia Ploviczka 26 2 7 17 24 54 −30 13



Third Division East         Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA   GD  Pts
1 Metalurgs Vainopils 26 18 4 4 66 32 +34 58 Promoted
2 Torpedo Dyatinsk 26 17 6 3 42 23 +19 57
3 Ekranas Ralkuva 26 15 3 8 49 33 +16 48
4 Daring Knavca 26 11 14 1 42 27 +15 47
5 Linnameeskond Harseni 26 13 6 7 50 27 +23 45
6 Ignas Atmosfera 26 13 6 7 47 40 +7 45
7 Sokol Silduvne 26 11 8 7 58 43 +15 41
8 Pelta Union 26 8 8 10 37 45 −8 32
9 Dynamo Pajukas 26 8 4 14 39 53 −14 28
10 Zenit Birpiskis 26 7 6 13 31 46 −15 27
11 Regema Corinthians 26 5 7 14 29 47 −18 22
12 Vinsalu Tarvas 26 6 3 17 36 60 −24 21
13 Kuranki Ponnistus 26 4 8 14 31 50 −19 20
14 Zaipis Sport 26 1 7 18 18 49 −31 10



Knut Dahle Trophy

Round of 16

Mirzich Jedenascie 0–1 Druzhna Rovers
Welanduz Vadshult 3–0 AA Vadshult
Tjelberg Forening 0–0 Pajukas Sport
Asociacija Uraugai 2–0 Haljo Vannarby
Bengtsmark IF 1–4 Viztourzys Kolektyvinis
Sparta Torspeda 1–1 Linnameeskond Harseni
22. Czerwiec Grozno 0–1 Virksomhet Stovsand
Blau-Weiss Pallstadt 1–3 Ernesse Stahl

*Druzhna Rovers 4–1 Mirzich Jedenascie
AA Vadshult 1–0 Welanduz Vadshult*
*Pajukas Sport 2–1 Tjelberg Forening
Haljo Vannarby 1–1 Asociacija Uraugai*
*Viztourzys Kolektyvinis 1–1 Bengtsmark IF
Linnameeskond Harseni 0–1 Sparta Torspeda*
*Virksomhet Stovsand 2–0 22. Czerwiec Grozno
*Ernesse Stahl 3–2 Blau-Weiss Pallstadt

Quarterfinals

Druzhna Rovers 0–3 Welanduz Vadshult
Pajukas Sport 2–0 Asociacija Uraugai
Viztourzys Kolektyvinis 1–1 Sparta Torspeda
Virksomhet Stovsand 1–2 Ernesse Stahl

*Welanduz Vadshult 1–0 Druzhna Rovers
Asociacija Uraugai 2–1 Pajukas Sport*
Sparta Torspeda 0–1 Viztourzys Kolektyvinis*
*Ernesse Stahl 1–1 Virksomhet Stovsand

Semi-Finals

Welanduz Vadshult 3–2 Pajukas Sport
Viztourzys Kolektyvinis 2–0 Ernesse Stahl

*Pajukas Sport 1–0 Welanduz Vadshult
Ernesse Stahl 2–0 Viztourzys Kolektyvinis (4-0 AET)

Final

Pajukas Sport 1–2 Ernesse Stahl



Venclova Vase

Group A

Blau-Weiss Pallstadt 3-1 Kuinopi Club
Gornik Wladica 0-0 Blau-Weiss Pallstadt
Kuinopi Club 1-4 Gornik Wladica

Group B

Ignas Atmosfera 0-5 Bengtsmark IF
Viztourzys Kolektyvinis 4-1 Ignas Atmosfera
Bengtsmark IF 4-3 Viztourzys Kolektyvinis

Final

Bengtsmark IF 3-0 Gornik Wladica
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Postby Buyan » Tue Feb 06, 2018 9:07 am

Rugby in Buyan 2037


As the dictatorship wrecked the land, the community and its connections, the rugby scene did what everything in our archipelago when things go awry - it regionalised and splintered, falling back to its own shores and hills to protect what little identity was left. That, even whilst the nation was united in a less oppressive regime under Portnii, the Union failed to come across a bit united certainly didn’t do much good either. But even when democracy was restored and some others sports managed to take the country in its grip again - the ruggers seemed to fail. A pleiade of reasons were coined, fingers pointed in all directions but eventually it all came down to one thing - the money.

And at last, this bridge got crossed with a little help of man’s best friend. Not the dog, idiots. Beer. Durzopi claims a heritage to the medieval brewers of the Baskin plains - most consider them just the cheapest thing on the market that doesn’t taste as if it’s just bottled straight from the river. As some merch guy pointed out their selection contains six beers, they came up with a needlessly convoluted scheme to coin six leagues working into one another in just a single season. A top league of twelve contests a single round-robin competition to determine eight clubs to qualify for the Durzopi Premium League - no kidding - where they take on one another at home and on the road. The remaining four fight for a spot in the top competition with the best four of the second tier - which still has eight teams left who battle against a demotion to the sympathetic, amateur, 14-team Durzopi Pilsner League.




Durzopi Gold League


For years, nearly decades, rugby had been a sport where competition focussed on taking on the neighbours time and time again, not crossing the waters between them. There had been some encounters between far-off opponents, but still it remained an open question in how far each team would hold itself against the assembled opposition. Within a few weeks, it became clear that three sides stood out.

UTR Pajukas stood out as one of the most heralded clubs in advance, taking pride not only in its historical victories and titles but also in its marvellous all-seater Parkas Laukis. That they struggled to sell out all seven thousand seats could be excused in these days but it were the fans who missed out on the performances of the oldest club still playing in the top tier as the boys in green managed an impressive seven-victory streak to open up the season. A stunner by Rapid Regema on the road broke the rhythm a bit but the reality is that UTR combines a depth in the squad with impeccable speed which results in tries from players like Zeltins and Upelkins.

Nonetheless, they were tied at the top by surprise package Kuranki Lightning. Historically, the sport always prospered on the northern islands, especially on Haemiilu but recently they got overshadowed by the upstarts of Tikhovesi RK. Whilst the neighbours garnished themselves a nice bit of Seasogs silverware, Lightning struggled for a long time. But… New times, new laws and the Lightning is back - even if it’s with rugby that hardly suits their name. Centered around the Seistola brothers, who determine the pace and plays of the squad, this side looks capable against any opposition and nearly got around beating UTR on their own pitch - that they failed to do so when Pajukas broke out on a late counter shows their weakness as well.

Lastly, we noted a strong appearance by perennially underwhelming Wladica - apart from the fact that most people can’t be arsed that people in Baskin also bother with rugby, they usually find new ways to disappear from the eye by avoiding any battle - both relegation and international qualifications. So when RC opened up with a sympathetic 2-1-3 record, few bothered to take a look at the squad - although they did seem to have a good trio in Banaszek, Marycz and Kopak. But then Wladica started winning. And winning. And they rounded up the competition with a spectacular victory over UTR, scoring four tries on the road and suddenly we seem to be looking to a side capable to challenge for the title.

It wasn’t all joy and laughter however. Whilst every victory added two points for the account in the second part of the season, a group of clubs had to keep its mind on actually making it in the Premium Eight. On the final match day, Tikhovesi RK escaped eternal shame when they pushed Spartakus Vannarby out of the competition with a very negative and uninspiring draw - not the way you’ld expect a former Seasogs winner to take the pitch. The biggest name that has been condemned to the purgatory must be Fram Kallsmudden. The red-and-grey used to be a title challenger in the past but ending with three defeats in a row got them a humiliating wooden spoon.

Durzopi Gold League         Pld  W  D  L   PF   PA   PD  Pts
1 UTR Pajukas 11 9 0 2 189 86 +103 45
2 Kuranki Lightning 11 9 0 2 122 65 +57 45
3 Wladica RC 11 7 1 3 158 126 +32 37
4 Stal Ciegnalki 11 5 2 4 115 118 −3 29
5 Jurbiskis Wisents 11 5 1 5 110 83 +27 27
6 Bengtsmark Braves 11 5 1 5 152 137 +15 27
7 Fortuna Harseni 11 5 1 5 108 100 +8 27
8 Tikhovesi RK 11 2 5 4 37 58 −21 20
9 Pajukas Heart 11 3 1 7 143 164 −21 17
10 Rapid Regema 11 3 1 7 86 133 −47 17
11 Spartakus Vannarby 11 3 1 7 99 183 −84 17
12 Fram Kallsmudden 11 3 0 8 64 130 −66 15



Durzopi Brown League


There are close competitions and there are really close competitions. Although the Brown League features clubs with a status ranging from pretty-close-to-professional all the way to barely-not-amateurs, any side was capable to beat the next one on their day and it resulted in a series of interesting battles that could go both ways. Eventually, it was a triumph for the western regions with Fremad Tjelberg - the Ravnarians who challenge Fram for regional dominance - showing themselves very organised. Behind their back, the Trovne sides showed surprising prowess over the competitors from the more traditional rugby heartland. Especially the last game win of aptly-named Viktoria, thriving on enthusiast local amateurs, which kept the semi-pros of Achilles stuck in the relegation battle deserves praise.

Durzopi Brown League        Pld  W  D  L   PF   PA   PD  Pts
1 Fremad Tjelberg 11 7 1 3 79 64 +15 37
2 Dravhaller Titans 11 7 0 4 106 74 +32 35
3 Verein Grunshoffen 11 7 0 4 135 104 +31 35
4 Viktoria Pallstadt 11 6 0 5 103 83 +20 30
5 Sisu Siklapaa 11 6 0 5 141 139 +2 30
6 Kuinopi Barbarians 11 6 0 5 126 143 −17 30
7 Achilles Avikehti 11 5 1 5 100 83 +17 27
8 Bengtsmark City 11 5 1 5 152 141 +11 27
9 Rugby Norderud 11 4 1 6 95 128 −33 22
10 Ernesse Eagles 11 4 0 7 140 151 −11 20
11 Zaipis Rovers 11 4 0 7 123 134 −11 20
12 Hoyersko Rush 11 3 0 8 103 159 −56 15



Durzopi Pilsner League


Although made up nearly only of amateur sides, the Pilsner League deserves a moment of attention. Symbolising the grassroots leagues which still exist across the country, it should be the place where new heroes are born. And nothing symbolises the shift in the sports more than this one. Historical powerhouses Zeimgava Warriors were tipped to ransack this competition but got stifled by two clubs who are trying to build a new story. Ares thrives on a close-knit group with locals and is surprising triumpher whilst Gimboda immediately reaps the fruit of their Project06 - a title that shows their reminiscing of the only silverware in their history, a Mullsphall Division title but builds on paid players and strict organisation.

Durzopi Pilsner League      Pld  W  D  L   PF   PA   PD  Pts
1 Ares Grozno 26 21 1 4 386 189 +197 107 Promotion to the Brown League
2 Gimboda Brage 26 17 3 6 314 118 +196 91 Promotion to the Brown League
3 Viztourzys Zalgiris 26 16 2 8 269 166 +103 84
4 Zeimgava Warriors 26 16 1 9 339 247 +92 82
5 Vadshult Union 26 16 0 10 365 292 +73 80
6 NGU Pilvo 26 14 2 10 247 207 +40 74
7 Harseni Brawl 26 13 1 12 332 297 +35 67
8 Torspeda Collective 26 11 2 13 248 263 −15 59
9 Pajukas Knights 26 10 4 12 267 270 −3 58
10 Dyatinsk Rugby 26 11 1 14 324 279 +45 57
11 Uraugai Town 26 11 0 15 303 376 −73 55
12 Kazsmisko Tigers 26 9 1 16 232 304 −72 47
13 AU Vainopils 26 4 1 21 107 428 −321 22
14 Somlhus Klub 26 3 1 22 122 419 −297 17




Durzopi Light League


It’s always a tad strange when a competition has to focus on those who fall behind rather than on those vying for the number one position but that didn’t halt Avikehti to funnel their frustrations into a fairly successful streak and the kind of defensive sharpness that wouldn’t have gone amiss in a higher tier - alas. In between their glory, quite some eyes were on the bottom part where eventually the rule of ‘transferred points’ - adding two points per victory in the Brown League - caused the demise of Hoyersko Rush. The Serkauers did a valiant attempt to turn their faith in the final few games with three wins in four but in hindsight this rush was too little, too late. Slightly more surprising is the crumbling of Rugby Norderud - many had seen the side managed by Klaus Jespersen as a candidate to rejoin the Gold 12 but now they’re condemned to a stay with the amateurs.

Durzopi Light League        Pld  W  D  L   PF   PA   PD  Tmp  TP  Pts
1 Achilles Avikehti 14 11 0 3 153 76 +77 55 10 65
2 Sisu Siklapaa 14 8 0 6 196 166 +30 40 12 52
3 Zaipis Rovers 14 8 0 6 181 168 +13 40 8 48
4 Ernesse Eagles 14 8 0 6 163 154 +9 40 8 48
5 Kuinopi Barbarians 14 5 1 8 182 218 −36 27 12 39
6 Bengtsmark City 14 5 0 9 223 252 −29 25 10 35
7 Hoyersko Rush 14 5 1 8 168 193 −25 27 6 33 Relegated to the Pilsner League
8 Rugby Norderud 14 5 0 9 160 199 −39 25 8 33 Relegated to the Pilsner League



Durzopi Prior League


Remarkably, the competition which was predicted to be the closest of them all quickly shaped up in a certain direction - a sign for many that the gap between professionals and semi-pros is there and bound to stay. Spartakus Vannarby ruled the competition here, fueled by the tries from Leifson and the excellent kicks by Gunnar Blim - that they wouldn’t have disappointed in the Premium League stands as a fact. Two other sides ensured a prolonged stay in the top tier, albeit through very different rugby. Many were charmed by what Rapid brought to the pitch, with a lot of passing and tactical ploys - even if its not always as effective as should be. To the contrary, the Heart managed to grab what’s theirs, winning thrice with a late, decisive try. The second team from the capital might lack talent, but makes up for it in sheer grit and determination.

The fourth and last spot saw the sole promoted squad stand up and rise - and it wasn’t Fremad Tjelberg that avoided loss in the first four fixtures but then slowly collapsed under the pressure. A home loss against Regema on the final day, blowing an early 10-0 lead, said it all. Their fellow Ravnarians of Fram messed up their run as well. A sad moment for a club with their history - more senior fans might recall the day when the beat the likes of Vulpecula or Scott City in the Seasogs. Nowadays, a ruined shot by Haake Lund decides that not they, but Dravhaller appear in the Gold League next year. An amazing progress in a bit over two decades for the modest Titans, who revolve around the touch of genius of Ebbe Helmark, a brilliant number eight.

Durzopi Prior League        Pld  W  D  L   PF   PA   PD  Pts
1 Spartakus Vannarby 14 11 1 2 218 164 +54 57 Stays in the Gold League
2 Rapid Regema 14 8 1 5 183 147 +36 42 Stays in the Gold League
3 Pajukas Heart 14 8 1 5 223 217 +6 42 Stays in the Gold League
4 Dravhaller Titans 14 7 0 7 127 145 −18 35 Promotes to the Gold League
5 Fremad Tjelberg 14 5 2 7 142 137 +5 29 Stays in the Brown League
6 Fram Kallsmudden 14 5 1 8 136 162 −26 27 Relegated to the Brown League
7 Verein Grunshoffen 14 5 0 9 120 157 −37 25 Stays in the Brown League
8 Viktoria Pallstadt 14 4 0 10 154 174 −20 20 Stays in the Brown League



Durzopi Premium League


UTR Pajukas 13–6 Tikhovesi RK
Kuranki Lightning 0–0 Fortuna Harseni
Wladica RC 6–6 Bengtsmark Braves
Stal Ciegnalki 10–17 Jurbiskis Wisents


Being quick off the mark, that’s important and UTR demonstrated so wisely. In a duel between two of the internationally most heralded names of Buyanese rugby, it were the Royals who came out on top with tries from Baniulis and Sapkauskas - the latter after an incredible rush through the ranks of a flustered Tikhovesi. A continuation of the Gold League, so far. The same doesn’t work out for Lightning who struggle with their regional rivals in what was - in hindsight - a rather disappointing game. And so it are the Wisents who triumphantly grab the lead after a stunning win at the Pojechalismy Do where Stal get the first try, but Jurbiskis the last laugh.

Tikhovesi RK 7–0 Jurbiskis Wisents
Bengtsmark Braves 6–32 Stal Ciegnalki
Fortuna Harseni 14–17 Wladica RC
UTR Pajukas 54–16 Kuranki Lightning


Well, the last laugh… Let’s run with ‘till the next week laugh’ as Tikhovesi calmly disposes itself of the Wisents through a Kantola try - a naughty celebration dance included. And we don’t doubt that the admirer of good rugby got it’s money worth in the clash between Fortuna and Wladica where either side could’ve walked out victorious but the RC appeared to be more lethal. However, all of that got eclipsed by the harsh trashing delivered by UTR to Kuranki. Ahead of the League, one would consider that a key game for the title and if so, it’s clear that UTR wants to claim what’s theirs early on. With four tries, Remigijus Zeltins took game the match ball but it was the machine, the team as a whole that wrecked their rivals, which stood out most.

Kuranki Lightning 6–0 Tikhovesi RK
Wladica RC 6–13 UTR Pajukas
Stal Ciegnalki 10–7 Fortuna Harseni
Jurbiskis Wisents 15–10 Bengtsmark Braves


And are the Royals prematurely getting rid of any sort of tension and excitement? Wladica RC came across as a difficult nut to crack throughout the whole season so far but they easily get disposed in the opening half with 0-13 and never really manage to look like a side capable of turning the balance. So we’ll have to turn out heads in search of new candidates to take a swing at UTR. Stal Ciegnalki, composed so far, get a shot next week or do we have to turn to the Wisents who deny the Braves their first Premium League victory. Slekys, the author of the winning try should have been the man of the match but the attention was sucked away by Bengtsmark key man Ekblad who ran seventy yards to score the beauty of the week.

Tikhovesi RK 10–14 Bengtsmark Braves
Fortuna Harseni 7–28 Jurbiskis Wisents
UTR Pajukas 30–9 Stal Ciegnalki
Kuranki Lightning 28–7 Wladica RC


There’s no stopping Pajukas, it seems, as they grab five more points in a convincing fashion against a stunned Stal Ciegnalki. With fly-half Pocius and the magnificent infiltration of Upelkins gave Parkas Laukis a jubilant victory. However, not all is said and done as the two main rivals for glory straightened their backs - Lightning gave a masterclass in power rugby against ‘the Ruck Club’ whilst Jurbiskis Wisents managed to up their confidence for the UTR visit with a solid victory on the road.

Wladica RC 0–0 Tikhovesi RK
Stal Ciegnalki 0–8 Kuranki Lightning
Jurbiskis Wisents 13–0 UTR Pajukas
Bengtsmark Braves 0–23 Fortuna Harseni


I Kareivines rejoiced, the beast had been slayed. It’s always marvellous if you can hand it to the guys from the capital but if you do it as a small-town formation, it’s double the fun. A brilliant performance by the Wisents who were tactically shrewd and saw some defence-wrecking runs from Kavalskas decided it to the advantage of the home side. The loss of UTR also allowed Kuranki to return to the spotlight with a simple yet effective win over Stal.

Tikhovesi RK 16–0 Fortuna Harseni
UTR Pajukas 15–13 Bengtsmark Braves
Kuranki Lightning 7–3 Jurbiskis Wisents
Wladica RC 16–10 Stal Ciegnalki


A wounded animal is the most dangerous one, the saying goes, and that certainly was true for UTR tonight. As the modest Braves were on the verge of handing them a second consecutive loss, Pajukas straightened their back and got two decisive tries in the last stretch. A special word of praise for Rimas Lukminas, who scored the winning one. The Wisents, on the other hand, immediately got knocked of cloud nine by a Kuranki who seems to take its advantage of their miserable start by slowly but surely retaking the mantle of challenger with four consecutive wins - Jussi Seistola can sign his name underneath that.

Stal Ciegnalki 14–6 Tikhovesi RK
Jurbiskis Wisents 7–7 Wladica RC
Bengtsmark Braves 20–7 Kuranki Lightning
Fortuna Harseni 17–7 UTR Pajukas


And it wraps up for the first half with an incomprehensible eight game. Where to start? First of all, the Braves - six tries so far - manage to make it across the pitch four times against a furious Lightning. Even if one could say that the Braves took a rather… ehm… martial approach to the game, that’s still an accomplishment. Even more jaws got dropped when Fortuna, currently slithering through the competition in complete silence, dominated against UTR. “Sometimes, I wonder if we want to win,” the manager of the Royals complained. It all could have made Jurbiskis the laughing third but a try by Kopan and a perfect kick by Banaszek ensured that Wladica got home with two points as well.

Durzopi Premium League     Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts
1 UTR Pajukas 7 5 0 2 132 80 +52 25
2 Jurbiskis Wisents 7 4 1 2 83 48 +35 22
3 Kuranki Lightning 7 4 1 2 72 84 −12 22
4 Wladica RC 7 2 3 2 59 78 −19 16
5 Stal Ciegnalki 7 3 0 4 85 90 −5 15
6 Tikhovesi RK 7 2 1 4 45 47 −2 12
7 Fortuna Harseni 7 2 1 4 68 78 −10 12
8 Bengtsmark Braves 7 2 1 4 69 108 −39 12


Tikhovesi RK 0–0 UTR Pajukas
Fortuna Harseni 12–7 Kuranki Lightning
Bengtsmark Braves 37–17 Wladica RC
Jurbiskis Wisents 0–8 Stal Ciegnalki


The role of Tikhovesi in the table might be little more than a filler as it stands but that doesn’t mean that they’ll succumb against their former rival without a fight. Literally. After a ruck gone awry, a few pushes were shared and before you knew it, fists went several ways. The disciplinary commission was still out on some verdicts, but UTR will miss Upelkins and Baniulis in the next few weeks - quite a bummer. Even without scoring a single point, they still did the best job when it came to the ranks as Kuranki spilled it in a much more friendly rivalry with the Fortuna neighbours whilst Jurbiskis looked abysmal against Stal. Last but not least, not sure what happened with the Braves but four tries in one game is a rare occurrence - well done Sten Hammargren.

Jurbiskis Wisents 16–10 Tikhovesi RK
Stal Ciegnalki 3–0 Bengtsmark Braves
Wladica RC 34–14 Fortuna Harseni
Kuranki Lightning 18–8 UTR Pajukas


And it’s going from bad to worse for the leader now. Kuranki simply looked like the better side with the brilliance of Jussi Seistola, but also the brutal power of the duo Lommi - Kortelainen. They’re turning the baby blue in the kits into something to fear. Jurbiskis joins the lead as well, although it did hang by a thread - with an 11-10 score, RK came close but one blistering run from Gaziulis decided otherwise. Whilst most focus on that trio, keep an eye out for Stal as well who showed that one Antoni Rabek kick can be enough for three points.

Tikhovesi RK 30–11 Kuranki Lightning
UTR Pajukas 19–7 Wladica RC
Fortuna Harseni 17–3 Stal Ciegnalki
Bengtsmark Braves 7–6 Jurbiskis Wisents


Was Wladica so weak or Pajukas so strong? We’ll never really know, but the fact is that any fear for a UTR collapse got riposted with a solid victory. A crucial one as the opposition all fumbled it one way or another. Kuranki looked abysmal against the red lantern, Stal had no reply to the impulses of Fortuna’s Erki Luppe and Jurbiskis… They calculated wrong. In their final attack, Laurinas Kirkilas triumphantly chose for a field goal instead of a try, getting quite an earfull of his teammates. “I really thought we were just two points down,” he claimed afterwards.

Bengtsmark Braves 19–6 Tikhovesi RK
Jurbiskis Wisents 15–6 Fortuna Harseni
Stal Ciegnalki 14–7 UTR Pajukas
Wladica RC 14–27 Kuranki Lightning


No more time to beat around the bush - the away form of UTR is becoming a problem. For their fifth consecutive match on the road, they struggle to show the composure and dominance they have at home and Stal Ciegnalki, captained by Damaszek, make clever use of that hesitation to come within two points of the leader. Or leaders, rather, as there are three of them now. Jurbiskis pleases its fans with a fine victory to crawl in the slipstream of UTR ahead of the big clash whilst Kuranki win ruthlessly. Do watch out for the Braves as well, who gotten on quite a form lately and suddenly find themselves within five points of the title.

Tikhovesi RK 8–7 Wladica RC
Kuranki Lightning 10–7 Stal Ciegnalki
UTR Pajukas 12–16 Jurbiskis Wisents
Fortuna Harseni 15–11 Bengtsmark Braves


Home game number twelve and admittedly, they had already lost against Wladica in the Gold League - but then it didn’t matter much anymore. Tonight, UTR are once against bettered by the blue-and-purple Wisents. It was a thrilling game of rugby but in the end, two tries by Slekys decided that UTR not only sees the title slip through their fingers, but also an international ticket. After all, there was a contested but correct win for Lightning, who shoved aside Ciegnalki in their hope to have the last laugh. The tension could build up all week for a second ‘Title Match’.

Fortuna Harseni 3–6 Tikhovesi RK
Bengtsmark Braves 8–30 UTR Pajukas
Jurbiskis Wisents 10–7 Kuranki Lightning
Stal Ciegnalki 27–0 Wladica RC


“Bow, bow, bow for us!” One couldn’t suspect the Wisents fans of too much modesty and then again, why should they? The club from the provincial Valnedan city is not used to success but suddenly finds themselves on the edge of eternal glory. The rock-solid defence did it once again, only getting outsmarted once and the boots from Kirkilas, who rectified his mistake from Bengtsmark did the rest. On the other side of the pitch, Kuranki players tried to contain their tears - a win could have set up a chance for a title in their small but cosy Kaupunkistadium, now they needed a set of freak results. That makes UTR, suddenly back to dominance with the pressure contained, the sole one who can keep Jurbiskis from triumph but they only need a draw against Wladica - you know, the team in last position who lost five of their last six games...

Durzopi Premium League     Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts
1 Jurbiskis Wisents 13 8 1 4 146 98 +48 42
2 UTR Pajukas 13 7 1 5 208 143 +65 37
3 Kuranki Lightning 13 7 1 5 152 165 −13 37
4 Stal Ciegnalki 13 7 0 6 147 124 +23 35
5 Tikhovesi RK 13 5 2 6 105 103 +2 29
6 Fortuna Harseni 13 5 1 7 135 154 −19 27
7 Bengtsmark Braves 13 5 1 7 151 185 −34 27
8 Wladica RC 13 3 3 7 138 210 −72 21


Tikhovesi RK 7–0 Stal Ciegnalki
Wladica RC 18–14 Jurbiskis Wisents
Kuranki Lightning 12–17 Bengtsmark Braves
UTR Pajukas 15–9 Fortuna Harseni

… and yet, the Wisents ruin a chance of a lifetime. In the opening half, they look anything but the side that brings such sympathetic rugby, without huge stars but a lot of energy. But replace the fire with the shivers and you find yourself whacked apart by a Wladica not willing to leave the Dolinarena without at least having preserved its honour. In the last few minutes, Jurbiskis gets back to a four-point deficit and the Cinderella story looks on its way to a brilliant last chapter when Gaziulis breaks through the opposite line but one amazing effort from full-back Marycz halts him just in front of the line and costs Wisents, in fact, the title…

Which now goes to the capital, the Royals of UTR Pajukas. Remigijus Zeltins is the stand-out man in the final game, the man who always signs present for the big days makes it till the other end twice against a Harseni stuck in limbo and so the trophy shifts back to them. It’s quite a shocker but then again, one could claim that UTR are in fact the strongest side to grace Buyanese pitches. In every department, they can play a rugger with enough skill to rival in a potential national team and there’s discipline. Usually.

Durzopi Premium League     Pld    W   D   L    PF   PA   PD   Pts
1 UTR Pajukas 14 8 1 5 223 152 +71 42
2 Jurbiskis Wisents 14 8 1 5 160 116 +44 42
3 Kuranki Lightning 14 7 1 6 164 182 −18 37
4 Stal Ciegnalki 14 7 0 7 147 131 +16 35
5 Tikhovesi RK 14 6 2 6 112 103 +9 34
6 Bengtsmark Braves 14 6 1 7 168 197 −29 32
7 Fortuna Harseni 14 5 1 8 144 169 −25 27
8 Wladica RC 14 4 3 7 156 224 −68 26
From Some Village
'Bu', like in 'book'. 'Yan' like the cyclist 'Jan Ullrich'.
RP Population: 22 million
Overenthusiast and slightly naive Republic ruled by Sil Moen
State of Economy: deplorable
Weather: cold
Atmosphere: less depressing than before, but only a bit

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Postby Buyan » Tue Mar 06, 2018 1:22 pm

Gloriax for the amazing visuals.
A lot of nations out there to pass on players to this competition.
You for reading this.


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Introduction to the 2037 Season


Nothing really ends, they say, but we believe the Yellows will disagree. After decades under the firm guidance of the illustrious Derrik Markushovn, the quadruple champions are forced to carve a new road for themselves after what had been a slightly disenchanting last season. Whilst attempting to find the new formula to bring glory to our most prestigious club, new suitors for the nations greatest trophy show their prowess. The Kolektyvinis from Vasquez developed into a dangerous and complete formation, not only capable to worry any side out there but also show traces of consistency - so often missed at the Novas Pylimas. But the club living the delirium must be Pajukas Sport. The pride of the capital have a bittersweet history in which they were the bridesmaid once too often… Until last November, that is, when they captured their first title - a historical moment for an eleven that shows the value of a solid team spirit and an unbreakable spine.

Evidently, these three will also lead out the Buyanese representation on the international scene. Still bound for a single participant in the Champions’ Cup, it’s up to the Boys in Green to do what they’ve never managed before - qualify for the Group Stage of a UICA tournament. But Pajukas aren’t the only ones with ambition as Viztourzys and Bengtsmark want to confirm their - believed - stature as international names with a run past the qualifying rounds, not an easy task at hand. Ernesse Stahl, on the other hand, rather seems up for a treat, making their debut in two of the most prestigious tournaments of them all - the Cygnus Cup and the Globe Cup.

Remarkably, these competitions will be contested with fairly few names at the line-up. For reasons unknown to anyone but a few bureaucrats, the Ministry of Sports believed that it would be a good measure to force each side to invest the same cash spend on international transfers on the ‘greater good’, officially masqued as a bonus for grassroots football. Even if many a professional club realises the pyramid is only as strong as the bottom level, they’re not that enthusiast that they would spend twice the cash in an already competitive international transfer market. Nonetheless, some good cash was spend, not in the least by Bengtsmark who used the profits from Nyberg - off for a Farf adventure - on reinforcements to please the new manager.

Nonetheless, we’ll start our overview from the bottom up with the lower tiers. Especially for those acting at the third level, there were quite some nerves as this season would determine who earned tickets for the renewed Push Division - rather uninspiring named after the software company that threw in some cash. It will be the last piece to define the definitive professional pyramid, with 78 clubs across four tiers hovering over a series of amateur competitions. Without further ado, let’s see what action came out of that...


Third Division East 2037


In what was, after all, a crucial season for the future of many clubs, the favourites for promotion had scraped the bottom of their treasuries to outperform the opposition - leading to a few more lopsided confrontations than usual. Zaipis Sport, for example found itself on the wrong side of a six nil thrashing by the Knavca and the brand-new Torspeda Hammers - the offspring of a meat company team - suffered three consecutive losses by four goals. But poorest off were Pelta Union, respectable last year but coming out of the off-season without goalgetter Palenta nor box-to-box Vikaitis. Fortunately for the Union, we’re still in the last year without relegation to the amateur level as it took them twenty games to grab a win - more about that later.

As last season’s runner up Torpeda Dyatinsk looked as one of the few sides weakened at the start - going on without Sharanov who joined Ciegnalki Motor and after the retirement of one of the least heralded stars of Buyanese football, cult hero Istvan Losokov - there was only one side who could walk out as favourites. Hattrick Zeimgava had gone through a rollercoaster of a season, starting it with some legendary games in the SBCC but a loss against FC Pajukas on the ultimate match day saw them drop out of the second tier - despite a positive goal difference. The management did their best to keep everyone on board - goalgetter Geminas Kruopis who got scouted by Sparta Torspeda as the logical exception. Nonetheless, Zeimgava started the year poorly, finding themselves eight points behind by the end of May. The start of a surge, with an amazing Arpakovskis and young Malackas scoring every week. They even briefly flirted with the lead until… The visit to Pelta. Being the only side all year to lose to Union wrecked the spirits and never really got in the nervous battle for the title.

That contrasted with three sides who managed to come into the final game with still a chance of glory. With Silduvne as opponent, Knavca faced the easiest opposition but being two points down on the lead, they were the outsider by far. Nonetheless, the assurance of a shot in the Push DIvision could already be considered a success for Knavca - considered as a perennial midtable filler. A rundown stadium, a limited fanbase and a tendency to play rough on the edge of what’s permitted add to a rather bleak reputation. Finding themselves in sixth halfway the season seemed to be the perfect setup of what could be considered another year in the office for Daring. However, it became the start of a strong series in which they managed to outplay their direct opposition. Had the away victory on Jurbiskis been modest, than the 0-3 at Ralkuva was a demonstration. Midfielders Jonas Valiulis and Sylvestras Verkys symbolise what makes them - two strong types who allow high pressure on the opposition. Three games ahead of the end, they suddenly popped up in the driver seat but a surprising loss at Vinsalu pushed them out of there after a single week. That last victory at Silduvne didn’t suffice for a title.

For Ralkuva, the feelings were even more mixed ahead of the last game, a home bout against Dynamo. In theory, the mere fact they were still in the race was an incredible success for a club only in its third professional season. Already the stunner of 2036 with a third spot in their league, Ekranas confirmed with a strong form that placed them in the lead through most of the spring and the summer. Gaffer Luzhnikov stood firm by a 4-4-2 with deep-lying midfielders and two wingers, Partel and Oovu who possess the brain and lungs to act as ersatz playmakers and first defenders. Add to that the goals of the tall Tarmo Lindal and you possess a recipe with potential. It took a pragmatic Knavca to make a first dent in the hopes but they still topped the table with two games left. And then they visited Ignas Atmosfera. A sympathetic side with a feisty home reputation that lived up to it by scoring twice in the extra time. Few will contest that Ralkuva had an amazing season and showed potential for more, but the dream title didn’t happen.

That glory went to a club that finally can dream again of foregone glory. Older fans of the purple and blue might still reminisce about the days when a solid squad with Erku, Kurilinen and later international goalie Finn Ralaanen appeared in the SBCC for Harseni but by now they’re far in the shadows. The drop to the third tier, which cost them their latest talent Steff Palaanen - another former Linna’ player to wear the shirt of the Blue Hedgehogs - seemed the start of a dreary chapter. However, captain Timo Veerne stayed on board and as a key midfielder, he serves as the launching platform to start up youngsters. Elkov, the apt central defender, by example or right winger Jarko Ropaanen, brought in from Siklapaa. The most remarkable of them all is Ings Repas, a 20-year old striker who makes up for his physical limits with a nose for the right position. His 28 goals were crucial not only to avoid a drop out of the top three at any time but also for the final push. Coming into the final game with five consecutive victories, Kuranki Ponnistus was no match for their form and with three goals to one, the glory could be celebrated.

A strong champion that should have the support both in the stands and in the VIP area to deal with the raised stakes of the second tier. Both Ekranas and Daring make good, clubs with a growing curve for the new third division. They’ll be joined there by Regema Corinthians, who got through a seemingly quiet season despite some defensive troubles. Star boy Samsi must have caught the eye of many observers with his unpredictable dribbles and that might tear a hole in their plan. Hattrick ended a disappointed fifth and the last addition is the brick wall called JX Jurbiskis. Once the freshest thing on the block, the loss of Leijtis on the last day of the transfer window forced the relegated Posh Kids - being from a more wealthy suburb of Pajukas - to adopt a very negative plan. On the other hand, it worked like a charm. A typical one-niller against last opponent Ignas Atmosfera assured them of the ticket whilst sympathetic Ignas stays behind with a lesson learned. Also stuck in the bottom tier: Dyatinsk coming off an abysmal second round and the ambitious Dynamo Pajukas.

Third Division East         Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Linnameeskond Harseni 30 19 5 6 65 31 +34 62 Start Div
2 Ekranas Ralkuva 30 19 4 7 56 32 +24 61 Push Div
3 Daring Knavca 30 19 3 8 56 34 +22 60 Push Div
4 Regema Corinthians 30 18 4 8 56 45 +11 58 Push Div
5 Hattrick Zeimgava 30 15 10 5 50 27 +23 55 Push Div
6 JX Jurbiskis 30 14 9 7 29 13 +16 51 Push Div
7 Ignas Atmosfera 30 11 12 7 44 33 +11 45
8 Torpedo Dyatinsk 30 11 10 9 48 39 +9 43
9 Kuranki Ponnistus 30 11 8 11 48 52 −4 41
10 Dynamo Pajukas 30 12 4 14 45 50 −5 40
11 Zenit Birpiskis 30 10 7 13 46 54 −8 37
12 Zaipis Sport 30 9 9 12 41 40 +1 36
13 Torspeda Hammers 30 6 9 15 32 54 −22 27
14 Vinsalu Tarvas 30 7 4 19 34 60 −26 25
15 Sokol Silduvne 30 3 7 20 26 58 −32 16
16 Pelta Union 30 1 5 24 12 66 −54 8



Third Division Central 2037


That the Central Division would be one going as tight straight till the last game was no surprise but that it would come down to the very last seconds both for the title as the spots in the third tier was the kind of thriller no one dared to predict in advance. Three major clubs, of varying stature, presented themselves with ninety minutes left on the clock. By a landslide, Gryf Koresz could be considered as the least heralded but the road only seems to go on- and upwards for them. Going into their third professional season, gaffer Piotr Bryzsek developed a spectacular 3-4-3 with a brutal midfield leader in Harek Szolarski and a lot of speed in front. Most notable is how they can opt for different plays in the book, with no less than four players managing to rack up double figures when it comes to goals. The most notable - and only name to ring a bell for the casual bystander - one is Michal Wenta. A great prospect but a bit sidelined by Garbarnia last season, he made the most of his loan as an active left winger with the volume and speed to wreck havoc at this level. Other point to 32-year old Gruvicz, an oldschool striker but a danger in the box and a typical example of the sort of amateur who gets his shot at Gryf. Fact is that this peculiar mix brings in results. After staying in the shadow for most of the first half, they steamrolled through autumn with 31 points out of a possible 36 to find themselves two points in the clear with one game to go.

It’s a lead they took over in a particularly hotheaded game against Ruch Siepoclawycz. Amidst four red cards, the referee also had to award two goals for Gryf, one more than their cross-island opposition. Even though more often than not amidst anonymity, Siepoclawycz has been around since the advent of professional football in Buyan and have since been focussed on delivering every feasible way not to get out of the third tier. Ranging from late collapses all the way to just-too-late surges, it seemed as if there was a certain glass ceiling Ruch couldn’t break - despite having league top scorer Marek Helczyk. This year things seemed to go better for them but as the saying goes, it’s the hope that kills you. With five games to go, Ruch had managed to get four points in the clear, in theory enough to get there. Well, before you start dropping points against sympathetic midtable sides such as Rotor and Allianz, of course. The loss on the pitch of Gryf might have put them in a rough spot but then again, a home victory against Phonix Darvell - not really in the race for anything anymore - could suffice…

… as the leaders Gryf had a tough visit to Fortes Avikehti scheduled. The third dog out there had been powerful in the opening leg of the season despite losing their little gem Boll but could count again on Matti Seistola, one of those typical lower tier assurances on goals. Seistola acted as the spearhead of a Christmas tree 4-5-1 where organisation played its role. Another one who deserves praise in that field is Tommi Otronen, the goalkeeper who compensates his length - barely over 1m80 - with great reflexes and who had a 600 minute stint with clean sheets halfway the year. After the summer, however, their form dwindled a little and first Ruch and later Gryf overtook them, putting them out of the promotion race it seemed. Even then, Fortes must have seen it all as a relative success, knowing that assuring the Push Division was an accomplishment in itself. No wonder they must have been the less nervous of the three to walk up the pitch for the decisive game.

Early November and a mild sun for the clash of the year at the Keskuskentta where Fortes received a Gryf with wobbly knees. An attitude that cost them already early on as they let Kaasinen slip through the offside trap and bring Avikehti in the driver’s seat. Not surprisingly, the news of the score of the 22-year old is met with applause in Siepoclawycz as well. With the better results in the direct confrontations over Fortes, a home win could be enough. And even if they’re nervous, a guy like Helczyk knows what to do. Before the break, the tall forward hammers one in and sets one up for Pierzcek. At last, Ruch breaks the spell and promotes… Well. Minute 68 and a sloppy back pass suddenly puts Darvell back in the game. And then there are nerves and before you know it, it’s back to square. In Avikehti, the news is met by rejoice, however, it rather inspires Gryf Koresz. A sole goal once again suffices for them and they start raising the pressure. Things go awry for Fortes when their left back Valminen runs into a second yellow and a Gruvicz bomb on the post seems to be the build-up for more. Down to ten, Avikehti barely escapes its own half anymore but that one time Kaasinen gets away, he does it all perfect - dodging two tackles and scooping it over Gryf goalie Galvorz. The celebrations can start as Darvell twists the knife for Ruch with a third goal - Seistola does the same for Korecz. After the final whistle, there are a few scary moments left for the Avikehti fans when an equaliser by Ruch is announced over the PA but they get no further and Fortes promote.

In the background of this formidable thriller, four more teams went into the last game with shivers down their spine. Mirzich Jedenascie knew that their odds were favourable and that in itself was already a success. Usually a bit bland, they switched managers halfway and only 34-year old Poll Galawecz managed to bring a new vibe in the squad. The victories were more often than not hardfought but he did bring a certain spirit and confidence in them, ensuring Mirzich of a spot in the Push Division. Much closer was it for Grephel, Rotor and Siklapaa. The former duo did lead the latter by a point but would face off one another in the stadium of the Gryphionen. Not a task to be underestimated despite what had been a strong season for Karzmisko - they had a solid attacking line lead out by Hulfsmann. Nonetheless, they aren’t the most stable in the back and that showed once more when Grephel made the most of a miscommunication. The Gryphionen usually find themselves in the shadow of cross-city rival Aigil but have a core of hardened players who act well on this level, well aware that they need to put their foot down to survive. Symbol and leader of them is no one but Christian Geyer, considered abundant by Ernesse Stahl but having a second spring here. With Karzmisko spoiling the beans, this left an opening for Siklapaa Jalkapallo. Despite coming out of the off-season with some glaring holes in the selection, the relegator of last year managed to compensate a mediocre summer with a strong spring and topped the season off with an uncharacteristic game over Hollsweg. First of all, goalie Lavonen took in two but then again the attack compensated with amongst others a hattrick from Laukki - enough to grab that last ticket.


Third Division Central    Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Fortes Avikehti 30 18 10 2 46 19 +27 64 Start Div
2 Gryf Koresz 30 19 6 5 69 35 +34 63 Push Div
3 Ruch Siepoclawycz 30 18 8 4 55 28 +27 62 Push Div
4 Mirzich Jedenascie 30 18 5 7 53 31 +22 59 Push Div
5 Grephel Gryphionen 30 16 9 5 52 32 +20 57 Push Div
6 Siklapaa Jalkapallo 30 15 11 4 42 21 +21 56 Push Div
7 Karzmisko Rotor 30 17 3 10 54 40 +14 54
8 Phonix Darvell 30 13 9 8 55 46 +9 48
9 Tikhovesi BuRa 30 13 5 12 37 28 +9 44
10 Grunshoffer Allianz 30 10 6 14 39 43 −4 36
11 Hercules Oupori 30 10 6 14 38 46 −8 36
12 KivoPa 37 30 7 5 18 28 48 −20 26
13 Feldhammer Havik 30 5 9 16 27 49 −22 24
14 Skra Wiecola 30 5 3 22 29 71 −42 18
15 Robur Hollsweg 30 3 4 23 26 65 −39 13
16 Olimpia Ploviczka 30 0 7 23 13 61 −48 7



Third Division West 2037


So far we’ve walked you through two extremely close competitions and in theory, number three would shape up to turn out exactly the same way considering the range of Ravnarian and Mullsphaller clubs who appeared to be eye-to-eye from the outset. Last season turned out that way anyhow, with ten clubs on a thirteen point range and without AA Vadshult nor a club dropped from the Start Division, no one could point towards a single favourite. And if one would have to point to someone for the best odds, few would have picked out Fiarsdal Forening. It’s a club with a peculiar story. Once known as Fiarsdal Athletic, they balanced on bankruptcy back in 2016 when the neighbours from Tjelberg stepped in. Even if some locals were disgruntled to act as a satellite, it brought them glory at the top of the Start Division, with a few SBCC runs and a solid side around the illustrious Johannes Liebknecht. But ever since the Restart, they’ve looked just like a shadow…

… until now. Henrik Daggersen, once on the pitch for them, managed to shape up his side to a collective that turned the Rodportstadion into a fortress. Veteran Elmer Bokke dominates the defense, there is a midfield trio that distributes the tasks well and makes enough miles every week to allow the wingers to roam. On the left side, Egil Voje looks a bit too tall and clumsy but the wafer thin, single-footed player has a marvellous cross. At his opposite, there’s the sturdy - some say overweight - stocky Arve Anshushaug whose dribbles became a phenomenon. Add to that the goal machine of John Bendixen and you have a force to reckon. A system that clicked and instilled fear amongst the opposition leading to an impressive ten-point lead with only two thirds of the competition done. Even if it all became a bit stale later on - partially due to an injury here and there - they still managed to celebrate the title at home with two games left on the agenda.

Behind the dominators of this division, however, there was still plenty to watch and follow. What’s worth to remark is the dominance of the Mullsphaller sides - a thing some people see as a trend across divisions with Haljo Vannarby and Welanduz Vadshult having joined IF at the highest tier. Or maybe the sides from the other islands will simply have to look at themselves. Turbine started the year with a lot of ambition considering the return of Henk Ylfen - flopped at Tjelberg - but the playmaker seemingly lost his touch and wasn’t really supported by his teammates out there. Viktoria Dravhall showed themselves as an attractive side and has talent to spare with Fredslund, Thinter and Andreassen but lacks the consistency to move deep. And Torwarts… They had invested well with Elias Agger from Somlhus and Bengt Klassen from the Kickers - an injection of talent that seemed to pay off as they long stood in the slipstream of Fiarsdal. But once autumn came, they slowly dropped through, started losing easy points and even drew to Ringdalen to lose out on a spot in the Push Division.

A spot where we do… ehm… spot Blimt Akademi, a club like no other in the archipelago. Some of you might recall Erik Pallson, a self-made man who made his wealth in renewable energy and invested a sizable amount of his capital in the Hikers of IFK Pollmarnang. The club lived some successes and promoted to the top tier but eventually broke up with Pallson: one side claims that there were different points of view, the other says that Pallson was a dictator and impossible to work with. Fact is that IFK managed to not just remain in business but also be a decent side whilst Pallson started a new project. In the small but hip city of Blimt, he set up a youth academy with a focus on training on bare feet and lots of technique. When he fielded his ‘kids’ in the professional tier, it first seemed like a horrible mistake as they went from beating to beating at first but going into the third season of the experiment, it seems that they’ve grown accustomed with the physicality without losing their touch. The result is a close-knit group of young talents who find one another without a blink. The ones most ogled by the scouts are Emil Aspgren, a clever attacker, Jimy Allberg, a gutsy midfielder and Jonathan Dalqvist, a quick wing defender. That we’ll hear more about many of this bunch goes without saying.

They went so well that in the tailend of the season they managed to beat Lokomotiv Nalsjoo at their own Sandbank Arena, a 1-2 result that pushed back Los Lokos to the third spot. Nalsjoo had the right to look back on a consistent season where they more than often looked like the most mature side of the league - the result of several years on end trying to get the team stick together around playmaker Ben Hammels. We were specifically awed by their away record, the best not just in this league but across the whole third division, although some will comment that it might say worse things about their home reputation. Fact is that Nalsjoo has evolved from the, if not ugly, than at least boring duckling into a club with a foundation and a tradition. Such a thing cannot yet be said about Forbrodrung Skold for the particular reason that they had their first season amongst the pros. In general, this leads to a string of losses, larded with the occasional success but is seems as if the lads from the coastal town felt like doing things the other way around. A solid squad with guys seasoned on the amateur level - apart from Heffering and Jeppson, none had played nationwide before.

Even more remarkably is that such a line-up managed to overtake the Tjallimvarn Kickers in the final stretch - quite literally as Tjallimvarn lost on the ultimate day to Kraft. The result of a strange incident after being in the mix for the top positions for about two thirds of the competition. During a home game against Forbund - one of the major disappointments of the season - striker Ulf Hammargren suddenly approached key midfielder Sten Elbing and took a swung on him, injuring him gravely. Exit Hammargren as well, of course, but the exact reason why their star striker punched his captain remains a mystery. Last but not least, the race was open for a fifth and final ticket to the Push Division. The match-up there was between tradition and enthusiasm, with at the one hand Malsund - in their second season as pro - and in the opposite corner Onwards Hollkoping. Older fans might recall the days when they made a SBCC cameo, becoming the first of a long tradition of Buyanese clubs getting beaten by the Vilitans of Rammsissil. But when they heard the final whistle after a drab draw against FV Vannarby after match 30, they seemed to drop to the fourth tier. Luckily for them, Malsund struggled with the nerves and failed to finish the job at home, losing out to an already qualified Skold - which placed them as an unenvied seventh on direct confrontations.

Third Division West       Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Fiarsdal Forening 30 21 3 6 58 23 +35 66 Start Div
2 Blimt Akademi 30 19 6 5 58 32 +26 63 Push Div
3 Lokomotiv Nalsjoo 30 18 7 5 46 21 +25 61 Push Div
4 Forbrordrung Skold 30 16 7 7 45 31 +14 55 Push Div
5 Tjallimvarn Kickers 30 16 6 8 58 34 +24 54 Push Div
6 Onwards Hollkoping 30 13 9 8 47 32 +15 48 Push Div
7 Malsund United 30 14 6 10 49 45 +4 48
8 Torwarts Norderud 30 14 4 12 52 43 +9 46
9 Viktoria Dravhall 30 12 9 9 53 49 +4 45
10 Turbine Kallsmudden 30 8 9 13 38 43 −5 33
11 FV Vannarby 30 9 6 15 28 45 −17 33
12 Kraft Ramundsund 30 9 5 16 35 46 −11 32
13 Forbund Bengtsmark 30 6 8 16 38 64 −26 26
14 Flensborg Sorgenfri 30 7 4 19 30 50 −20 25
15 Dudzel Pirates 30 7 4 19 32 57 −25 25
16 Ringdalen Elleve 30 0 9 21 16 68 −52 9
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Gornik Wladica - oddschecker: 3.50 - The Last Frontier no longer is the side that deservedly dropped from the top tier two seasons ago and makes a fair and ambitious claim for a return. Many of the more veteran elements have left and around skipper Marcin Kaczan, a solid group stands firm. Brugawecz and Pelskas make a more than decent attacking pairing and Dziechziarch and Semar Armani Cox form an underestimated defensive pairing. The inconsistency of goalie Racimas and a lack of killer mentality dropped the odds, but their strong bench of youngsters could give them a little extra this year.

Aigil Grephel - oddschecker: 5.50 - The romantic Sahlepark is the home of a club that has been chewing on one ambition for over two decades - getting back in the top tier from which they were demoted so painfully in the opening season. And many say that 2037 could be a ‘do or die’ year - if they don’t make it now, they might never again. Whilst that seems a bit harsh, it definitely makes a valid point in that they have a core of veterans such as Sippl, Dümmler and Schricker who are well past the right side of 30. Whether the experience will make them sluggish or smart is to be seen - although young striker Erwin Prauss could as well make the difference.

Ciegnalki Motor - oddschecker: 6.00 - Within the competitive Start Division, it’s rare to see a club consistently making it in the first row. Some would say that it’s a weakness they didn’t manage to get in the top tier yet, others simply claim it’s a matter of time. Fact is that they’ll make a decent push for it again with an eleven that hasn’t changed a bit over the winter - usually a good sign. Kolczuk nor Marzusko up front are top players, but they’ve got good chemistry. The conductor in midfield Lisowski might’ve discovered during his short stint at Wladica that the first division goes too fast for him, but his brilliant passes and impeccable free kicks wreck havoc at this level.

22. Czerwiec Grozno - oddschecker: 9.00 - For a side that sold their key striker Adam Rowcowicz - after reviving him for a second time, quite ungrateful - and didn’t get much further than a decent midtable spot, these might seem extremely tight odds. But the removal of Rowcogoal appears to have been a good one for the dressing room and Grozno shapes up as an archetypical central Buyanese squad: eleven guys who work hard, don’t fear duels and defend as one tight unit revolving around an above-average playmaker Lukasz Golas who seems to be connected to the club with scotch tape. Keep an eye out on young striker Galiwka, a talent.

Slask Pruzniwczo - oddschecker: 9.50 - The end of an epoch for the Ragtag Bunch, who after seasons of punching above their weight fall back to the second tier. But also the start of a new chapter as Slask continues with a new gaffer - club monument Razevli - and without a pleiade of players. Talents Gozdzik, Halm and Mazeika left through the front door, veterans such as Chlopicki, Persson and the Ljung brothers got the boot. In theory, this should leave a depleted squad and the back four look rather shaky whilst the strikers all come from a poor season. However, any midfield with Paczek, Chapka and Oberg deserves an extra mention, so The Ring might see spectacular - if not always victorious - games.

IFK Pollmarnang - oddschecker: 17.50 - We start the group of midtable clubs with the Hikers, a sympathetic club from the Mullsphaller hills who enter the arena with the most exciting duo of strikers of the whole league. August Wernbloom seems bulky and slow at first sight, confirms that on second sight and then scores when you no longer expect it. He’s clicking with 19-year old Bert Havelund, son of the former international and illustrous South Laithland and Vermillion Rage striker Elmo Havelund. Somewhere amidst that trip down memory lane, one should keep an eye on Danson, an above average midfielder in a side that’s above average - but only just.

Virksomhet Stovsand - oddschecker: 25.00 - Some will claim they’re grossly underrated, others confirm that they’re a major candidate to go down. Well, at least everyone has an opinion these days about Virksomhet, stuff has been different. The sensation of the last few seasons goes on without their star striker Mads Ingardt, who left for Haljo, but more importantly without Thomas Hovbjard. The architect behind the 3-6-1 that clusterbombed the league got an amazing opportunity with the talented youth of Jottnar and leaves behind a side in dubio. Most of the players, including prime midfielders Ankersen, Schmidt and Mollgaard, are still there, but is the spirit?

Kuinopi Club - oddschecker: 41.00 - It’s difficult to pinpoint the Club and some say we might be looking at the stunner of the season. Fact is that they overcame relegation last season through a rather consistent defence lead out by Toobal and have a striker with wit in Uljas. Living on a shoestring budget, the Birds developed a more than decent generation of youngsters - keep an eye out for Matias Soomre, a promising wingback, and only 16 year old Karl Roops. Kuinopi should have the internal cooperation and manpower to navigate past the difficult moments.

Tillsamman Stensund - oddschecker: 51.00 - Still our only SBCC winner to date, Tillsamman seems to be back at the level where they really belong. And in fact, life isn’t that bad over there, especially with Harm Fillerling at the helm, who reactivated the club after the drop and whose enthusiasm is charming. It even overcame the fact that the quality in the group is limited, despite Mellberg, Groen and Blomgren in midfield. This season, they welcome Klas Klavanger in attack and if Fillerling manages to retrace the Pollmarnang killer instead of the Vadshult miscast, Stensund could end much higher than anticipated.

Hretha Somlhus - oddschecker: 51.00 - In theory, a side with their background and history should be much higher in the prediction league but the financial shambles they seem to be driving into predicts that any ‘promotion push’ predicted by captain and club monument Mads Storm might end up much closer to the Push Division. That they had to replace double-figure striker Melgaard for nearly nothing and replaced him with the respectable but increasingly sluggish Sil Hoie is a sign on the wall. All in all, there isn’t much exciting about the starting eleven, but if Storm and Leif Onstadt keep the engine running, others are weaker.

AA Vadshult - oddschecker: 101.00 - Oh boy, it has finally happened, the oldest club of the land returns to the second tier. While most Buyanese sides have a hardcore group of fans, those of AA even scare the top divisionists. Loyal and bonkers, this club heralds itself on its working class origins and dreams of the day they get past Welanduz. In the meantime, they will have to work hard to assure a calm season as this club made it through on physical, harsh football - adding the veteran Ljung brothers from Slask won’t really change that. Especially at home, this brings out the ‘best’ of the black and orange. On the road, Sten Lundin is worth a watch with his skilled left foot and dribbles.

FC Pajukas - oddschecker: 101.00 - We’re not sure why the bookies scale… Well, actually we are. In theory this looks like a more than solid midtable side with an experienced Tamasiunas in defense, Sadzius between the stakes, a promising midfield trio in Antipovas, Baranovas and Cepulin and an imported striker with Melgaard who knows where the goal is. But then again, this doesn’t look to different from the guys who only escaped relegation through a bit of last-minute-luck. At times, Pajukas’ second club brings beautiful football but when it comes to the battle which is second tier football, they might be missing some cojones.

Seura Pohkakunti - oddschecker: 151.00 - It is difficult not to love the White Kids, a club with a great tradition in training youngsters and a bunch of exciting players, such as the Sihvola brothers - Pekki, the junior, is a sniper in the box. But they promoted from what was arguably the weakest of the three competitions and it’s not clear whether they can cope with this level. The mistake-prone back four was refreshed a bit with Stig Pilker and Aado Luik, who returns to his youth club after 15 years for Bengtsmark IF. A beautiful story but one can wonder whether he can not just get the back four organise, but also lift the level. If so, they’ll make it but otherwise...

Metalurgs Vainopils - oddschecker: 201.00 - No one likes to be the relegation candidate but then again, someone must be and many will put Vainopils on their prediction sheet for that one. Part of it must be disdain and a lack of knowledge of this miners’ club who carry a undeservedly boring and negative reputation - after all, they scored by the dozen last season and even if 28-year old striker Rokas Sinkevicius is untested here, that means a thing. But the facts remain, they’re the poorest club up here and kept their faith in the eleven of last year, claiming that ‘bringing in guys in it for the money’ didn’t suit the club. Admirable, but it seems as if goalie Andropovs will have work to do.


Series B Champions’ Cup


First Preliminary Round

Tears of Rage (GHR) 3-1 Virksomhet Stovsand (BYN)
Virksomhet Stovsand (BYN) 2-1 Tears of Rage (GHR)


Two novelty sides clashed in the opening debate of this year’s SBCC. For Ghirapurian sides, it was even a complete debut but the number three of the Mithril League, the local second tier, didn’t feel like giving Virksomhet an easy time. Steffen Kjaergard, who debuted as a manager saw his boys play a mediocre opening half in which the jolly bunch of Rage (or are they from Tears - intel pending) managed to outplay Stovsand with a certain ease. After teatime, Virksomhet regrouped a little but by that point the opposition was three goals away. Luckily for them, Jesper Ankersen ensured the second game wouldn’t be a dead rubber with a clever tap-in.

So when the gladiators entered the Hukommelse Arena, not all hope was lost. After all, hadn’t the qualification from Tears of Rage been a fluke according to the Ghirapur observers? Stovsand played a notably better second leg and came close to an opener from Helsing - his header on the post was only the prelude for Schmidt putting Virksomhet on the scoresheet. One goal from qualification, they raised the pressure but showed a lack of decisiveness in front of goal and with twenty minutes left, a clever counter pierced the shield and saw Tears of Rage equalise. When Ankersen scored his second of the campaign in extra time, some dreamed of thirty more minutes but the whistle nipped that in the bud. A short run, to say so.


Second Preliminary Round

Siegecity (COL) 0-2 Gornik Wladica (BYN)
Gornik Wladica (BYN) 5-0 Siegecity (COL)


It goes without saying that the motivation of Gornik exceeded the ambition of Virksomhet, so the visit to Coldfield was one they had looked forth to since the start of training. Their opponent, a club with quite some tradition and a former first divisionist, made the Siegecastle a fitting arena for an international clash and The Last Frontier struggled to dictate their will. But at times like this, the genius of Marcin Kaczan surfaced and just ahead of the break, he decided the game with a splendid free kick and a subtle throughball which allowed Perczak to double down. “I’m a bit sick and tired of people asking me why I won’t step up to the Top Division. I will do so, in these colours,” the captain and heart of Gornik spoke proudly.

Obviously the Dolin Arena admired that attitude from their frontrunner, as confirmed by a pretty epic tifo which showcased Kaczan in full battle armour, protecting the club shield. Whether it was this which inspired the midfielder or not remains vague but he opened up for what might be his best ninety minutes with Wladica all season. The black-white-red of Siegecity showcased vigour and did their utter best to turn around the result of the opening leg with a gutsy line-up but got rewarded with a painful pounding. Kaczan got a brace in goals and in assists, saving the best for last with a no-look cross to the wing before receiving the leather back to backheel it to an open Wlodarczyk who received the gift and unwrapped it.


Third Preliminary Round

Foxhampton (EUR) 1-0 Gornik Wladica (BYN)
Gornik Wladica (BYN) 0-5 Foxhampton (EUR)


No group stage shall be reached easily, the adagium sounds and a visit to Eura definitely is no laughing matter. Especially as Gornik was matched with the runner-up of the last Silver League, a squad who knew the ropes. No wonder the 28 thousand in Hampton Court were praying for a return to the most glorious of times, a good decade ago when a solid side topped up by Roger Piper launched them in the top tier and the quarterfinals of the SBCC, only to fall to Balompie Mogya. The Foxes already accomplished the first but were not assured of the second at home as Vladis Racimas countered the stick he often got with a well-rounded game, being beaten only once…

… a tally that he fumbled early in the return leg. Only two minutes in, he completely messed up a straightforward back pass from Armani Cox. It was the start of a long and painful evening in which Foxhampton showcased why they play in one of the most demanding national competitions of the multiverse. Some would call it efficiency, some say the score was bloated but the raw truth is simply that the superior side seized the day. End of the road in a silenced Dolin Arena, but it allows them to put their focus on the competition, I guess.


Knut Dahle Trophy - Opening Rounds


First Preliminary Round

Mirzich Jedenascie 0–2 Metalurgs Vainopils 0-1 0-1
Hercules Oupori 3–6 Torwarts Norderud 3-4 0-2
AA Vadshult 3-4 Linnameeskond Harseni 1-0 2-4
Blimt Akademi 3–2 Torpedo Dyatinsk 2-1 1-1
Regema Corinthians 3–3 Malsund United 2-3 1-0
Skra Wiecola 0–2 Onwards Hollkoping 0-1 0-1
Torspeda Hammers 3–3 Flensborg Sorgenfri 3-2 0-1
Hattrick Zeimgava 2–0 Viktoria Dravhall 0-0 2-0
Kuranki Ponnistus 3-6 Forbrordrung Skold 1-3 2-3
Tjallimvarn Kickers 2–3 Siklapaa Jalkapallo 2-1 0-2
Gryf Koresz 1–0 Ringdalen Elleve 0-0 1-0
Ekranas Ralkuva 2–0 Zaipis Sport 0-0 2-0
Sokol Silduvne 0–5 Grunshoffer Allianz 0-2 0-3
Grephel Gryphionen 4–1 KivoPa 37 3-1 1-0
Fortes Avikehti 8-3 Feldhammer Havik 3-1 5-2
Seura Pohkakunti 2–0 Dynamo Pajukas 1-0 1-0
Forbund Bengtsmark 1–4 Zenit Birpiskis 1-2 0-2
Turbine Kallsmudden 2-5 Fiarsdal Forening 0-1 2-4
JX Jurbiskis 2–5 Tillsamman Stensund 2-3 0-2
Kraft Ramundsund 0–2 Ruch Siepoclawycz 0-0 0-2
FV Vannarby 4-4 Dudzel Pirates 2-0 2-4
Phonix Darvell 6-2 Olimpia Ploviczka 5-1 1-1
Ignas Atmosfera 2-3 Robur Hollsweg 1-0 1-3
Pelta Union 1–5 Tikhovesi BuRa 1-2 0-3
Daring Knavca 0–3 Lokomotiv Nalsjoo 0-1 0-2
Karzmisko Rotor 6-2 Vinsalu Tarvas 3-0 3-2



Second Preliminary Round

Flensborg Sorgenfri 4-6 Onwards Hollkoping 2-0 2-6
Metalurgs Vainopils 1–0 Robur Hollsweg 1-0 0-0
Linnameeskond Harseni 1–2 FC Pajukas 1-0 0-2 (AET)
Siklapaa Jalkapallo 0–1 Gornik Wladica 0-0 0-1
Lokomotiv Nalsjoo 2-1 Karzmisko Rotor 1-0 1-1
Phonix Darvell 4-4 Ruch Siepoclawycz 1-1 3-3
Torwarts Norderud 5–1 Tikhovesi BuRa 4-1 1-0
IFK Pollmarnang 1–5 Tillsamman Stensund 1-3 0-2
Zenit Birpiskis 3-3 Malsund United 0-1 3-2
Aigil Grephel 4-3 Virksomhet Stovsand 3-2 1-1
Ciegnalki Motor 2–2 Grunshoffer Allianz 2-1 0-1
Gryf Koresz 0–5 22. Czerwiec Grozno 0-2 0-3
Slask Pruzniwczo 5-6 Hattrick Zeimgava 3-3 2-3
Hretha Somlhus 4–0 Fiarsdal Forening 4-0 0-0
Fortes Avikehti 5-5 Grephel Gryphionen 3-2 2-3 (Grephel on pen.)
Kuinopi Club 2-1 Ekranas Ralkuva 1-0 1-1
Forbrordrung Skold 1-5 Blimt Akademi 0-3 1-2
FV Vannarby 0–7 Seura Pohkakunti 0-2 0-5



Second Division 2037 - First Half


Being the favourite is one thing, living up to that expectation is another. We must say that Gornik struggled a little bit in the opening debates, with their mind still on the international fixtures and a solitary goal in three games. But it seems as if the kick in the rear provided by the Eurans from Foxhampton was exactly what they needed to develop a form that placed all the others on the backfoot. Lew Brugawecz completely developed himself into a deadly assassin with his quintuplet of goals in a you-had-to-be-there-to-believe-it 2-9 on the pitch of AA as the masterpiece of his collection. However, the star of this affair remains the as industrious as genius Marcin Kaczan who adds spice to the whole affair. Some predicted a bit of a killer mentality but the amount of Audio scores they produced can only be explained by a confident line of backs. In all fairness, we struggle to see anyone take away this triumph from Wladica although their home draw against Grozno shows they can be contained. But contained ain’t beaten.

What adds to this general sentiment is that the opposition can’t even get past Hretha Somlhus these days. Somlhus of all teams. They were considered sluggish, unexciting and unremarkable but apparently those are all synonyms for extremely efficient. That all of this came as a bit of a surprise for them as well was confirmed when when gaffer Elkgard stuttered “well, at least we’re quite sure to stay up” after beating Stensund on the road for their seventh win of the season. Then again, this isn’t a spectacular team but they’ve got character and an attacking duo that clicks with good old Hoie being the guiding light for Thorvald Bose. Their chemistry allows them to win all the tough games, even if they’re not always that composed against more notorious opponents.

Of these notorious opponents, only two kept the hope for promotion alive, albeit with the knowledge that they’ll have to take steps forwards. Grozno managed to get their shit in order and makes for a visit everyone in the division fears. Not rarely, their small pitch and concrete tactical plan gives them some edge whilst the midfield unit bullies around anyone out there - that they even did so against the neighbours of Ciegnalki with a dry 2-0 only added to the fun. However, to push through they’ll need to find a goalgetter. Young Galiwka couldn’t force his breakthrough and Parek nor Walasiak can carry that weight. This leaves Aigil as a theoretical better chance to upset the Last Frontier - if only they weren’t that errorprone. A home loss against Gornik with a stupid penalties, a draw to Hretha after dominating for ninety minutes, … The inefficiency hurts, especially as you know how exciting they can be at times. Prauss makes a case for topscorer with eleven roses but a club with a home record of eleven points out of a possible twenty-one rarely manages to make it to the title.

At least they still stand a chance. Many considered Ciegnalki as the prime challenger for Gornik but the painful truth is that Motor seems nowhere near a proper team. Only with two consecutive victories just before the summer break, they managed to get into the first column, but it’s still far from where they wanted to be. Suddenly, a group that’s been together long enough for success is called a squad that’s been too long together. Their only chance might be in the new gaffer, Bolcuzek, who didn’t seem afraid to bench guys and could give new energy to the whole formation. The title might be gone, but a decent SBCC push is still on the table.

For many, being safe and dry in the middle of the pack is already all they were hoping for. Stensund started off like a rocket with ten points in four games and even if that explosive form has waned a bit, the rekindling of Klas Klavanger still brings in enough points for the calm year everyone had hoped for. That ambition was even beyond the wildest dreams of surprise package Vainopils. A collection of lower-league outcasts who gave a whole new meaning to the words ‘fighting spirit’. Beating Ciegnalki and drawing Grozno are incredible results for them and goalie Andropovs grew into an instant fan favourite that catches the eye of more notorious teams. The White Kids similarly are fighting above their weight, with captain Aado Luik writing a marvellous Cinderella story. And it’s a really good year for the squads that promoted. Just like the previous two, many had seen AA Vadshult as a relegation battler but the Mullsphaller tradition club rock the league. In all senses of the word - every once and a while, they’re at the receiving end of a beating but their 6-1 over Pollmarnang will go down as a historical night. Just like the fans like it, AA manages to make something out of a seemingly boring placing.

Doing so, they currently keep three clubs behind them that started the battle royale with higher hopes. Stovsand already discovered in the SBCC that they’re no longer the team they used to be and without Hovbjard, they even seemed on the road for a relegation battle. Then again, there’s probably too much quality to actually get sucked in but the raw truth is that they’re a building ground and no one’s sure yet what will arise. For the Hikers, we’re not even sure if we can say even that with certainty. Danson isn’t having a blast of a season, Wernbloom is frankly disappointing and in the back they rarely convince. The result of all that is a slow decline into the bottom part of the table where they park just above the drama called Slask. The Ragtag Bunch started the season convinced that they could write a new chapter in their history - seven games and five losses later, they had to fire club monument Razevli and two consecutive relegations suddenly sounded like an option. Caretaker Kamil Cieslik still is trying to get rid off the debris but at least The Ring rediscovered the taste of victory. A midfield with such talents shouldn’t sink further.

That leaves two clubs who suddenly saw themselves closer to relegation than they had anticipated, racking up exactly eight and seven points ahead of the clash on matchday twelve. For the former, it was the result of some uncanny injury news - missing Sadzius and Cepulin did cost them - loaded on top of already insecure squad: FC Pajukas looked on the road for another long struggle to keep the head above the water. But for the latter, the illustrious Kuinopi Club, this was quite a shocker. In theory, everything was there for the Birds: experience and youth, defenders and strikers of some stature and… It just doesn’t work out. They rarely really get mauled into the ground but still… The clash with FC was illustrious, as they ruined an early Soomre lead through a goofy owngoal on a free kick and a late mistake by the goalie. As a consequence, Kuinopi stands five points adrift and needs to find a new vibe or go down.

Second Division          Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Gornik Wladica 13 8 5 0 23 7 +16 29
2 Hretha Somlhus 13 8 2 3 22 12 +10 26
3 22. Czerwiec Grozno 13 7 3 3 14 9 +5 24
4 Aigil Grephel 13 7 2 4 21 21 0 23
5 Tillsamman Stensund 13 5 4 4 17 16 +1 19
6 Ciegnalki Motor 13 5 4 4 15 14 +1 19
7 Metalurgs Vainopils 13 5 2 6 11 11 0 17
8 Seura Pohkakunti 13 4 4 5 15 18 −3 16
9 AA Vadshult 13 4 4 5 35 42 −7 16
10 Virksomhet Stovsand 13 4 3 6 20 22 −2 15
11 IFK Pollmarnang 13 3 5 5 19 23 −4 14
12 Slask Pruzniwczo 13 4 1 8 17 19 −2 13
13 FC Pajukas 13 3 3 7 11 17 −6 12
14 Kuinopi Club 13 1 4 8 14 23 −9 7



Second Division 2037 - Second Half


Let’s start with the most remarkable news - Gornik aren’t champion yet. But if you look at their stats, with five losses, it’s equally astonishing that they’re still in the driver’s seat for a promotion to the highest tier. A surprising loss at MD 14 in Stovsand’s Hukommelse Arena seemed to be just an accident de parcours, especially as they continued with five consecutive clean sheets, good for thirteen points. Well done and on their way for glory… Until they lost at Slask. And then against Aigil. And then… With one major clash against Grozno still left on the agenda, the Last Frontier will enter the Dolin Arena extremely nervous not to let an amazing chance go by.

Because if - if - they fail to beat the opposition, Aigil Grephel can count on a great chance. A victory in their cozy Sahlepark could suddenly suffice to return to the Top Division after a difficult period in which everything suddenly clicked in place around July. Erwin Prauss grew into his role as key striker and although Grephel weren’t flawless, they managed to slowly crawl their way back up. Either way, whichever way the cookie crumbles, Aigil are assured of a spot for UICA football and the same could be said about Hretha Somlhus. Many predicted their collapse at the expense of more reputed teams but the simple truth is that Elkgard moulded a clever XI with Hoie and Bose up front making… Not the best, but certainly the most connected duo in attack. Their final home game will be a celebration and a well-deserved one.

Sometimes, statistics tell us everything one needs to know. Instead of managing to overcome their limitations, they only managed to score eleven goals in twelve confrontations - the kind of figures you’ld see around relegation candidates. The only reason they managed to keep their heads upright must be the defense, in which Hawek caught the most attention - rarely spectacular, even rarer mistakes. This knowledge allows us to claim that they’ll be a tough nut to crack for Gornik and could become more important next season. The same could be said about Motor, who never overcame the issues from the opening half. It seems as if Boluczek decided to build towards next season, leaving guys such as Marzusko who are rumoured to go elsewhere on the bench and attempting to fit in youth.

For Slask, a spot in the middle of the pack looks a little like a disappointment for the vast majority of the beholders but the truth is that Cieslik, definitely appointed after a good series, managed to avoid much worse. What tilted the balance is that he reinstigated confidence Karsta Czapka and Stig Oberg, players with creativity who in this tier are rare. With this in mind, they avoided the shame of the relegation battle and look good. Managing to bounce back was the adague of Virksomhet Stovsand as well - Schmidt and Ankersen got the engine running and there’s plenty enough to go around. In their slipstream, AA Vadshult showed that they’re at this level to stay. They add spice and spectacle and even if the bizarre scorelines from earlier started to flatten, AA away remains a tricky situation.

We have no clue where he’s going to end up but that Juris Andropovs will play his final game in Vainopils this Sunday seems written in stone. Metalurgs weren’t a scoring squad - and that got even worse as time went by - but their man between the stakes kept everything in control and his club in safe waters. In a way, it’s a quite a surprise to see that the boat from Kuinopi Club is drifting there as well these days. They looked like loose sand ready to be swept up and discarded but somehow they kept their cool. No new manager, fan protests or snappy bench players - just keeping the atmosphere healthy and this paid off. Club won MD16 at home against Grozno and suddenly things clicked - with only two losses since, they bunnyhopped through the ranks. Right on their tail, IFK Pollmarnang completes a fairly unremarkable year on a fairly unremarkable spot. Yep, that’s all.

It really wasn’t the year of the Mullsphaller clubs, as Tillsamman could confirm. They’re aching for the finish line after a horrendous series of four points in nine games - we could blame a really rough injury for Klas Klavanger. However, those last few points picked up allow Stensund to go into the last game without worries, something that cannot be said by Seura and FC. The White Kids theoretically have the better set-up with a home game but a visit from Motor never is an easy task. Pohkakunti slowly discovered that the might have some talent, but their squad is too tight to keep grabbing points week after week. Their virtual opponents, FC Pajukas, get an all or nothing chance on the pitch of Vainopils - a short trip which should bring in fans. And they’ll need those to overcome a relegation that has been on the books since they took over the red lantern, nearly three months ago. For a while, they were far adrift but a victory against the collapsing Hikers gave them a last shot - will they take it?

Second Division          Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Gornik Wladica 25 14 6 5 40 15 +25 48
2 Aigil Grephel 25 14 4 7 33 28 +5 46
3 Hretha Somlhus 25 13 5 7 42 27 +15 44
4 22. Czerwiec Grozno 25 12 5 8 25 27 −2 41
5 Ciegnalki Motor 25 10 8 7 30 28 +2 38
6 Slask Pruzniwczo 25 10 6 9 32 24 +8 36
7 Virksomhet Stovsand 25 10 6 9 48 45 +3 36
8 AA Vadshult 25 8 9 8 50 60 −10 33
9 Metalurgs Vainopils 25 9 4 12 25 25 0 31
10 Kuinopi Club 25 8 6 11 39 43 −4 30
11 IFK Pollmarnang 25 7 7 11 33 40 −7 28
12 Tillsamman Stensund 25 6 8 11 22 32 −10 26
13 Seura Pohkakunti 25 5 8 12 25 37 −12 23
14 FC Pajukas 25 4 8 13 22 35 −13 20



Second Division 2037 - Final Game


For those who always look forth to clashes on the last ninety minutes, everything was ready in theory for an exciting confrontation at both the front and the tail of the table. The bottom, it must be said, became quite a disappointment. After only seven minutes, Vainopils striker Marculionas slipped through the back four of FC and fusilated the opposition whilst a hundred kilometres to the north, the youngest of the Sihvola brothers volleyed a spectacular ball past the Ciegnalki goalie. It must be said that Seura once again got confronted with their limitations - they’re a jolly bunch of football players, nice passing and all that but when the shit hits the fan, they’re lightweights. But luckily for them, Pajukas failed to find a second breath. It’s been poor all season and all got underlined when Mellgaard managed to blast that one big chance to get back into it over the crossbar. Vainopils even doubled up and FC drops.

The title game, to the contrary, had all the suspense required especially as the clock started to do what it had to do. It became clear from the first second that Grozno wouldn’t give their neighbours any presents and the Dolin Arena witnessed something that some would call a tactical battle - and others two bulldozers crashing into one another. Marcin Kaczan got guarded by two men at all times but then again, Wladica tried the same plan on Golas. Whilst awaiting any proper shot on goal, more and more focus came on Aigil Grephel. A home fixture against Stovsand, in theory a golden chance. Sippl demonstrated with passes all around but Erwin Prauss had forgotten his golden boot and placed one shot on the post and another one in the stands. Stovsand was pushed with the back against the wall and the more the speaker casually mentioned that the score in Wladica was tied, the more Aigil came into the opposing half.

With eleven minutes left, it became squeeky-bum-time when Wladica conceded a penalty. There was protest, there was annoyment and frankly honest, they had a point - replays showcased a blatant dive. The moment for Vladas Racimas, often criticised but this time he got a good glove on the Golas shot. In the rebound, the nets trembled but once again, the ref took a controversial decision. We’ve got no clue why, but the goal didn’t count. With the knowledge that a loss or a draw differed little, many expected a late push by Gornik but they kept it all tight. As such, one goal would suffice for Aigil. They pushed, struggled, fought and… Didn’t score. On the last minute, goalie Franz Dümmler rushed out and when the corner found him, a miracle seemed on the books. However, the aging keeper failed to hit the target and Wladica could celebrate - after a short hiatus, they’re back amongst the elite.

Second Division          Pld  W  D  L  GF  GA  GD  Pts
1 Gornik Wladica 26 14 7 5 40 15 +25 49
2 Hretha Somlhus 26 14 5 7 43 27 +16 47
3 Aigil Grephel 26 14 5 7 33 28 +5 47
4 22. Czerwiec Grozno 26 12 6 8 25 27 −2 42
5 Ciegnalki Motor 26 11 8 7 33 30 +3 41
6 Virksomhet Stovsand 26 10 7 9 48 45 +3 37
7 Slask Pruzniwczo 26 10 6 10 33 26 +7 36
8 Metalurgs Vainopils 26 10 4 12 27 25 +2 34
9 Kuinopi Club 26 9 6 11 41 44 −3 33
10 AA Vadshult 26 8 9 9 50 62 −12 33
11 IFK Pollmarnang 26 8 7 11 35 40 −5 31
12 Tillsamman Stensund 26 6 8 12 22 33 −11 26
13 Seura Pohkakunti 26 5 8 13 27 40 −13 23
14 FC Pajukas 26 4 8 14 22 37 −15 20
From Some Village
'Bu', like in 'book'. 'Yan' like the cyclist 'Jan Ullrich'.
RP Population: 22 million
Overenthusiast and slightly naive Republic ruled by Sil Moen
State of Economy: deplorable
Weather: cold
Atmosphere: less depressing than before, but only a bit

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