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Cassadaigua
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Postby Cassadaigua » Mon Jul 01, 2013 2:57 pm

What has just happened?
By Rachel Sharper- Concord Heights Times, Senior Editor


Most teams that are 7-4-0 will tell you that they are happy, or at least satisfied with the performance of qualifying through the first 11 games. Many Cassadagans would have told you the same thing after 11 games, based on being the third seed of the group. It is how this 7-4-0 has happened that is a complete head-scratcher. The draws: two against City of Woe, one against Kishrael, and now most recently against Lzherusskia are a complete waste of points. The Dagans have defeated Audioslavia and Kiryu-shi once, and the top two seeds are next on the schedule. Every team will have questionable results, and there is bound to be a wiseass who will think they are being all smart and say that “well at least you didn’t lose those games!” Feel free to slap such person in the face if such a comment is made to you.

Simply put, these wasted opportunities are unCassadagan. It happens in World Cup qualifying, and it has happened to Cassadagan teams in the past, just not the World Cup team. Our soccer teams have always had the ability not to blow points, from the beginning days in World Cup 43, to the return trip in World Cup 64. Maybe there would be one or two bad draws. But four? That’s just not us. Especially having two of these bad draws back to back. What has happened lately?

When Cassadaigua was on a roll, and getting those big wins against, Lauren Kearns was fantastic in goal, and went on a streak of 433 minutes without surrendering a goal. That was also a product of the defense, which had done a great job of limiting the quality scoring opportunities that every opponent wants to get. All things considered, the defense and Kearns have still been solid over these last two draws. Only one goal has been conceded in them, so you can’t point the finger here. City of Woe have thrived on defensive soccer during this qualification, and while no one really knows much of anything about this country(city?) or their national soccer team, whoever they are certainly preaches an effective defensive system. For a nation ranked among a gaggle at 267 in the world, their only allowing 11 goals in their first 10 games is a pretty impressive number. Then of course, they allowed four to Soviet Canuckistan, but perhaps they deserve a little more respect. Lzherusskia has been interesting, and have drawn their last three games. Before us, they drew, believe it or not, Audioslavia, and Kiryu-shi. So why can’t they beat any of these other teams? The draw to Kishrael isn’t really a bad draw given it was on the road, it just hurts a little bit more right now. Fact is these underdogs in our group are shutting down more then just us.

Given this, is the current problem something that we can fix? Losing nations are picking up their play not only against us, but against the other top seeds in the group as well. If they were able to play like this throughout the qualification, then who knows maybe they would even be contending for World Cup berth themselves. What I have noticed is a Cassadaigua team that seems to be struggling in the middle of the field of late. Erika Fenwick, since returning from her red card suspension has seemed to be ineffective. Not that she’s been bad, but she needs to be better. I would also like to see Ashlee Spillane become more of a presence in preventing opponents from gaining possession in the midfield and then transitioning the ball to their forwards. Spillane should be more physical, and she will have to step up to the plate against Audioslavia, #1-ranked team in the world or not, if she wants to continue to start. I would not be surprised to see Jillian Hale take that spot if Spillane does not play well. On the wings, Fenwick’s struggles have epitomized the performance of the team. In the 32nd minute of the draw to Lzherusskia, her losing track of where she was on the field an accidently stepping on the out-of-bounds line ruined what would have been a 4-on-2 break upfield and onsides for the Dagans, but instead they turned the ball over. No one knows if it would have led to a goal, but Erika cannot be that lax anymore. I was surprised that coach Lawton did not immediately sub her out after that, but next time she just might. The forwards, Brianna Bouchard and Danielle Leonard haven’t been as bad as their lack of goals suggests, they just haven’t gotten many chances.

Another sign of struggles is Cassadaigua’s lack of scoring recently on corner kicks. The Dagans have gone four games now since they last successfully converted a corner into the back of the net, and that needs to change. All of this needs to change on the homefield of the two-time defending champions. That is not accepted as an excuse though, and there is no one saying “steal a point”. They must win to reverse this course.
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Specific Titles: World Cup 50, 51; WBC 14, 16, 19, 50 & 58; WB 8, 22, & 40; WCOH 11 & 39; IBC 13.
Also: CR 40 & 43; CoH 39; Swamp Soccer 4, RTC WC 18 & 19; WVE 6; NSCAA 3, 5 & 9; NSSCRA 7
Runner Up: CoH 40, CR 37, 38 & 41; WB 21, WcoH 8, IBC 12, WBC 13, 15, 47 & 48, DBC 21.
WC Qualified for: 45, 46, 49-61, 67, 79 (DNP WC 69-77), 81-90, 92.
XIII Summer Olympiad: 2nd Most Medals
Hosted: WC 54, 67, 84 & 88; CoH 57 & 73, BoF 47, CR 30, WB 16, WBC 18, 26, 40, 45 & 50, NSCAA, NSCH 1; WLC 7, 30 & 33.

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Omarios
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Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Omarios » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:13 pm

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Omarios 2-4 Sadagiu
The National Team lost in a repetitive result of 2-4 against Sadagiu, the coach said that the repeating losses is because its the first time for the team to play in such a position with top class teams, currently the Football Control is preparing for the League's final the Omarios football Cup semi final, which will both be held in the National Stadium, the media currently has nothing to say as the reporters are waiting for the next match.
OOC:Its 2AM here, I am in a hurry too, so I hope you understand my situation and my short and LAME post :)
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Legalese
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Legalese » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:17 pm

History - the Bad Kind - Repeated
Starblaydia occupies the nets in 5-2 rout over hosts

Ten years ago, the Legalese scored one of their greatest victories of modern time, a 4-1 thrashing over the Starblaydi National Team, to open up qualifying for the 60th World Cup. At the time, both were nations on a return - Legalese still in the infancy of their resurrected program, Starblaydia’s simply revived through the sheer will of a legend in the ethereal.

Now, a decade later, their paths have taken different directions. Legalese’s success in World Cup Sixty fell just short of outright qualification, setting them up for consecutive qualifications in 61 and 62, with a Cup of Harmony victory in the following cycle - all new benchmarks, but still just short of ultimate success.

Starblaydia, on the other hand, saw even more success. At the same time Legalese was clawing for survival in the Cup of Harmony, the Starblaydis were headed to the World Cup finals. They would ultimately reach the title game, falling short to Audioslavia, of all sides - another one with a quicker rise from revival than the Legalese site, to boot.

As such, a five-to-two routing of the Legal Eagles by the Purple Peril seemed only fitting, as history repeated itself: Legalese rises, then falls, and Starblaydia remains the conqueror. The only thing that has changed are the names. The last time, it was a Starblayde (a fake one, it should be noted) running a purple horde over Legalese land, though mostly as a necessary first step to the real goal: war with The Allied States.

This time, it was a purple-clad horde, led by captain Vincenzo Natrionne, leading the charge. Natrionne was responsible for goals in the eighth and sixty-first minute - the former to open the scoring, and the latter sealing the result. He was also instrumental in the second tally for the visitors, having been taken down in the penalty area by Kenny Stroud. This led to a penalty goal converted by his partner up front, Antonio Calamari.


Stan didn’t bother to finish the paper, knowing about the other goals - a brilliant bit of footwork by Roduno left him free to practically walk the ball by Tarquin late, as well as a corner converted by Khurnos.

While painful, Stan couldn’t help but chuckle at the fact that a dwarf scored off of a header. If we’d still been in the game, it would’ve been a worry, he mused.

Rufus entered the office, a grim look on his face. On most, it’d be an issue, but for him, it was par for the course.

Stan nodded to his assistant. “Morning, Roof”

Rufus, slightly taller than his boss, the former national team keeper, nodded grimly. “Morning, chief. Get any sleep?”

“Eh, a little. Not exactly the way we hoped things would go last night. Do you think they were just more geared up for it, or did we just have a let down?”

His assistant shrugged, taking a sip of coffee. “A little of both, really. I mean, Kenny was especially bad back there, missing assignments left and right, but he wasn’t the only one. Jimmy showed every year of his age, Xavier’s mind was already in Vilita, and hell, even Cyrus wasn’t on the mark. That, and I don’t know if they take Starblaydia as seriously as our generation did.”

Stan raised an eyebrow. “Erm?”

“Hear me out, boss. They’ll always be the purple menace, no doubt, but some of these kids are at least three generations removed from the dark days. The soccer team may have tried to climb back into relevance, but almost everything else with them is in the past tense. They occupied our lands. They were the source of power and leadership in the region. They were a sure bet to win the World Cup. Their leader ruled through sheer force of his personality.”

“But not anymore. They should be feared for what they could become again, but not for what they are now. The House of Starblayde has not been as strong with this next branch, and they’re a republic - hell, a little more democratic than our system, really. If they focus again, some dark times could come, but this time, we’re ready.”

“That, and we took points off of them in Stadii DiBradini, so we’ve got that going for us.”

“Which is nice,” Stan added. He paused, thinking about everything for a moment.

“Geopolitics aside, we’ll have to just chalk this up to a bad game. Though keep an eye on Kenny in practice. If he plays like that again, I’ll have no choice but to change up the eleven a little.”
Host/Co-Host of:
World Cup XXII and LXVIII
Cup of Harmony XI and XIII
Baptism of Fire IX, XIV, XV, XVI, XLII, LII
The Inaugural CAFA Cup
AOCAF Cup V and XXXIV

Winner of Cup of Harmony 55 and Jeremy Jaffacake Jamboree II
Anaia: Like all the best ideas, this is moving from "lampoon" to
"take seriously" rather quickly

(H/T to Mertagne)

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Vilita
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Ex-Nation

Postby Vilita » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:29 pm

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Vilita 2-1 Slembana



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Slembana
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:: Goalscorers ::
:: 60' Steffyn Siazzu
:: 80' Kristofer Kilpter
:: Goalscorers ::
:: 20' Val Klyx
:: Best Player: Relmar Winauat
:: Worst Player: Viji-mara Lawaai
:: Shots on Target: 6
:: Corner Kicks: 4
:: Best Player: Oliver Maxwell
:: Worst Player: Kevin Banks
:: Shots on Target: 4
:: Corner Kicks: 8


Vilita Jungle Cats ::
[GK] Atacir Tivalan, [D.] Miiara Makose, [D.] Kadi Molali, [D.] Baiiub Jual-Knakok, [DM] Tujamu Treola, [ML] Riksa Valjariia, [MC] Relmar Winauat, [MC] Cristoh Nrubari, [MR] Viliaka Morasita, [FC] Kristofer Kilpter, [FC] Viji-mara Lawaai
BENCH::
[FC] Lita Adjei, [FC] Actalia Mermaioada, [M] Jomur Hulyer, [M] Steffyn Siazzu, [U] Danie Izmao, [D] Tyaoino Munviola, [GK] Nycflala Kater

Vilita Substitutions::
(65) - Cristoh Nrubari >>> Actalia Mermaioada
(67) - Miiara Makose >>> Steffyn Siazzu
(74) - Riksa Valjariia >>> Lita Adjei


(For Future Statistical Reference)
GK:: Atacir Tivalan - [6]

D.:: Miiara Makose - [8]
D.:: Kadi Molali - [10]
D.:: Baiiub Jual-Knakok - [5]
DM:: Tujamu Treola - [8]
ML:: Riksa Valjariia - [7]
MC:: Relmar Winauat - [8]
MC:: Cristoh Nrubari - [5]
MR:: Viliaka Morasita - [8]
FC:: Kristofer Kilpter - [7]
FC:: Viji-mara Lawaai - [8]

Vilitan Subs Bench:
FC:: Lita Adjei - [5]
FC:: Actalia Mermaioada - [5]
M:: Jomur Hulyer - [DNP]
M:: Steffyn Siazzu - [6]
U:: Danie Izmao - [DNP]
D:: Tyaoino Munviola - [DNP]
GK:: Nycflala Kater - [DNP]


Vilita 4-2 Shadowbourne



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Shadowbourne
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:: Goalscorers ::
:: 7' Manolis Kontalroma
:: 14' Steffyn Siazzu
:: 46' Erocka Lorei
:: 88' Xcnaio Bansoa
:: Goalscorers ::
:: 3' Andrew Wirahadi
:: 16' Dragan Antonenkov
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:: Best Player: Viji-mara Lawaai
:: Worst Player: Baiiub Jual-Knakok
:: Shots on Target: 8
:: Corner Kicks: 16
:: Best Player: Samir Babic
:: Worst Player: Jos Kamanarov
:: Shots on Target: 5
:: Corner Kicks: 5


Vilita Jungle Cats ::
[GK] Nycflala Kater, [D.] Miiara Makose, [D.] Baiiub Jual-Knakok, [D.] Kadi Molali, [DM] Tujamu Treola, [ML] Steffyn Siazzu, [MC] Relmar Winauat, [MC] Jomur Hulyer, [MR] Manolis Kontalroma, [FC] Viji-mara Lawaai, [FC] Erocka Lorei
BENCH::
[FC] Xcnaio Bansoa, [FC] Kristofer Kilpter, [M] Jian Lejsrma, [M] Riksa Valjariia, [U] Retiso Buran, [D] Eda Shindhi, [GK] Aranora Jaded

Vilita Substitutions::
(45) - Tujamu Treola >>> Riksa Valjariia
(69) - Manolis Kontalroma >>> Kristofer Kilpter
(76) - Erocka Lorei >>> Xcnaio Bansoa


(For Future Statistical Reference)
GK:: Nycflala Kater - [4]

D.:: Miiara Makose - [7]
D.:: Baiiub Jual-Knakok - [6]
D.:: Kadi Molali - [6]
DM:: Tujamu Treola - [6]
ML:: Steffyn Siazzu - [10]
MC:: Relmar Winauat - [9]
MC:: Jomur Hulyer - [6]
MR:: Manolis Kontalroma - [7]
FC:: Viji-mara Lawaai - [6]
FC:: Erocka Lorei - [7]

Vilitan Subs Bench:
FC:: Xcnaio Bansoa - [5]
FC:: Kristofer Kilpter - [5]
M:: Jian Lejsrma - [DNP]
M:: Riksa Valjariia - [7]
U:: Retiso Buran - [DNP]
D:: Eda Shindhi - [DNP]
GK:: Aranora Jaded - [DNP]


Vilita 2-2 Kalumba



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Kalumba
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:: Goalscorers ::
:: 19' Viji-mara Lawaai
:: 53' Rexii Tzikas
:: Goalscorers ::
:: 2' Ollie Roberts
:: 57' Kevin Davis
:: Best Player: Rexii Tzikas
:: Worst Player: Relmar Winauat
:: Shots on Target: 5
:: Corner Kicks: 3
:: Best Player: Ben Rowlatt
:: Worst Player: Ben Cheeter
:: Shots on Target: 8
:: Corner Kicks: 7


Vilita Jungle Cats ::
[GK] Aranora Jaded, [D.] Kadi Molali, [D.] Miiara Makose, [D.] Eda Shindhi, [ML] Aniara Jiurjai, [MC] Rexii Tzikas, [MC] Viliaka Morasita, [MC] Relmar Winauat, [MR] Riksa Valjariia, [FC] Viji-mara Lawaai, [FC] Erocka Lorei
BENCH::
[FC] Kristofer Kilpter, [FC] Lita Adjei, [M] Cristoh Nrubari, [M] Jian Lejsrma, [U] Endur Rotropii, [D] Ritopa Simafela, [GK] Jungrii Canopii

Vilita Substitutions::
(20) - Rexii Tzikas >>> Lita Adjei




(For Future Statistical Reference)
GK:: Aranora Jaded - [7]

D.:: Kadi Molali - [8]
D.:: Miiara Makose - [9]
D.:: Eda Shindhi - [10]
ML:: Aniara Jiurjai - [7]
MC:: Rexii Tzikas - [6]
MC:: Viliaka Morasita - [2]
MC:: Relmar Winauat - [9]
MR:: Riksa Valjariia - [5]
FC:: Viji-mara Lawaai - [8]
FC:: Erocka Lorei - [7]

Vilitan Subs Bench:
FC:: Kristofer Kilpter - [DNP]
FC:: Lita Adjei - [6]
M:: Cristoh Nrubari - [DNP]
M:: Jian Lejsrma - [DNP]
U:: Endur Rotropii - [DNP]
D:: Ritopa Simafela - [DNP]
GK:: Jungrii Canopii - [DNP]
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Starblaydia
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Father Knows Best State

Postby Starblaydia » Mon Jul 01, 2013 3:35 pm

His fingers moved softly over the key of his super-slim laptop like the sound of gentle rain on a window. Just another memo to fire off to his many, many aides. He found himself watching the words appear on the screen in front of him; it was still a magical feeling after all these years. Without even consciously thinking about it, his fingertips were finding the correct keys to ring his thoughts to life. All at a fairly decent speed, too.

Long ago, when he'd retired from football, his typing skills had been single stabs at the keyboard with his index fingers. That, however, had been fifty years previously. Julius Starblayde, Lord-Protector of his namesake Starblaydia, was ninety-five years old. Like all the Starblaydes, the blood of the First Men flowed through his veins, diluted through the generations as it had been, and he could not lay claim to the extremely long lives of his predecessors. It had been said that Tiberius, his father, had been the last of that great line, the last to be fully blessed with the power and longevity of the line of King Oberyn, millennia ago. Catching himself in the reflection of his mobile phone, he knew he didn't quite believe that.

Julius' - he never went by just 'Jules' now - own features could have been on a man in his late forties. Though his closely-trimmed bear was more silver than black now, his jawline was still lean and strong, his eyes sharp and cheekbones proud. Of course the ravages of time had taken their toll on his dark skin, a combination of his mixed parentage, but he bore it well nonetheless.

He reached over and hit the standby switch on his mobile phone. The screen lit up and briefly illuminated the room in a cold blue light. It was nearly midnight. Too late. He heard the voice, his Chorus, in his mind.

"Time to stop."

She came unbidden as always, but with ever-present useful advice. Was it sixty or seventy years since he had first heard her talking to him? He couldn't remember, in fact he couldn't remember a time when she hadn't been speaking to him. Only Julius could hear her, and he could simply think his responses to her. At first he'd tried speaking aloud, but it wasn't until he realised he'd been talking to her without saying a word that he found that out. He didn't know where she came from, or why, but she'd been the source of everything good in his life.

Sure, she had a temper. She also had a wicked sense of humour and a disregad for the 'correct' way of doing things. He smiled as he clicked the laptop shut, realising how orange the light from the candles in the room was. His private study was as large as a banqueting hall but between he and Chorus, they filled it with thought. Since he'd become Lord-Protector, suceeding his brother eight years previously, Julius and Chorus talked almost constantly. The warm orange glow only heightened the feeling of homeliness from the antique wooden furniture and golden fittings around him. For all its size, it was home and it was comforting. Julius leaned back in his chair.

It was now 2174, two hundred years since Starblaydia had entered the 1974 World Cup, the fifteenth to be held. In 1982, some visionary (or at least lucky) Starblaydi journalist had written "Keep your money on Starblaydia and, more often than not, you'll be going down to the bookies with a smile on your face." Though the national team was hosting Hutt River tomorrow, it wasn't expected to be a notable match, just something to keep Starblaydia in the top position above neighbours Legalese, and neighbours Krytenia. Julius smiled at that.

Three neighbouring nations all drawn in the same Qualifying Group together. It had sent the reporters into cliched frenzies. Julius slid his chair back and walked towards the southern wall of his study. Covering the entire surface area, including the hidden door, was a giant map of Calania. It was hand-painted, commissioned at least five hundred years previously and updated over the years since, when nations rose and fell, expanded and contracted. He saw Starblaydia, enormous and proud, protecting twenty billion souls within her borders. Across the expanse of Lake Bekk to the west, where his brother had died in a tragic plane crash, was the cyan of Krytenia. South of Starblaydia was Legalese. These three nations, topping the table at this halfway stage.

He noticed how faded the purple paint looked. It was cracked and peeling in places. It wasn't noble, strong and proud like it was supposed to be.

"It's tatty," Chorus said to him.

"I should fix that," Julius said.
Six-Time World Cup Committee President (WCs 25-33, 46-51 & 82*)
Co-host of World Cups 20, 40 & 80 • Di Bradini Cup Organiser
World Cups 30, 63 & 83 Runner-Up • World Cup 27 Third Place • 25th Baptism of Fire Runner-Up
Seven-Time AOCAF Cup Champions • Two-time U21, One-Time U18 WC Champions • Men's Football Olympic Champions, Ashford Games
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New Montreal States
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Ex-Nation

Postby New Montreal States » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:04 pm

PALADINS MANAGER ANDRÉ VAILLANCOURT-BOSQUET RESIGNS

Paladins lose control over World Cup fate with 2-0 loss to Gunslinging Favres

LA FANTÁS, FARFADILLIS - La Vherderoja obliterated the Paladins 2-0 in a match that wasn't nearly as close as the score suggested. Their fantastic performance was one-upped, at least for Paladins fans, when legendary AMF turned side manager André Vaillancourt-Bosquet abruptly resigned during what was supposed to be a routine postgame press conference.

After Yülàáê Mî and Gâyö Mî combined for the game of their lives, expertly countering the five-man midfield line the Paladins had debuted against New Lowerlands, Vaillancourt-Bosquet threw in the towel, ending a career that would be more than good for a spot in the World Cup Hall of Fame had the Ministry of Morale not announced that it wouldn't consider nominating anyone who hadn't brought home a World Cup for the NMS's vacant spots in the HoF.

Vaillancourt-Bosquet didn't beat around the bush, announcing his resignation during the first thirty seconds of his postgame presser. He then apologized for "misleading NMS citizens into believing that the Paladins were being well-led" during the course of "the last several eminently winnable tournaments" not only including WC65 qualifiers, but also the WC64 finals and the 55th Cup of Harmony. The former elite midfielder went on to warn that "competence as a player does not necessarily imply competence as a manager" and to suggest that the Ministry of Morale would be best served by immediately firing everyone even remotely associated with the current Paladins' coaching staff.

"If I had been completely honest with myself, I would have walked at the start of the second half of qualifiers, but I was too damn proud to admit that I have no fucking clue what I'm doing here," said Vaillancourt-Bosquet. "My worst critics were right. My supporters just assumed I'd learned everything I knew from Sol Kirkkegaard, but really, most of what he said on the sidelines went right over my head. The man thought out loud in Polaran before giving orders in English. You'd think after eight years of working with the man my Polaran would have gotten past 'ha det' and knowing not to order lutefisk, ever, but you'd be sadly mistaken."

When asked what prompted him to hang it up, Vaillancourt-Bosquet mentioned a crisis of conscience midway through the Farfadillis match, as the Gunslinging Favres romped at will through the Paladins's midfield. "I watched Dandaellion find all the space he could want on the flank, and I realized that I have no idea how to properly set a defense. If anything, I've gotten worse since I started this job. I've kind of given up hope that I'll be able to ever fix the defense, and, as anyone who's followed the Paladins over the last half-decade or so can tell you, all shootouts are basically coinflips. Paladins fans deserve better, the Ministry deserves better, and the people on the field deserve better."

The Ministry of Morale was taken aback by the abrupt resignation. Eliseo Crusellas also resigned, albeit in a terse, two-sentence press release that sounded like a man who was hoping very much to get the head coaching job, but was told that there's no way in hell he'd be getting the job. Ministry officials suggested that Fred Nguyen would be appointed as player-captain for the de facto elimination game at the Paladin Dome against Lymantatia while an emergency search was conducted for a replacement.
WBC 26 champions!
4th place finishers, World Cup 11; 2nd place finishers World Cup 31; Cup of Harmony 53 winners
Co-hosts of World Cup 28 and Cup of Harmony 16 with The Archregimancy; co-hosts of World Cup 64 and Cup of Harmony 54 with Wight; co-hosts of Cup of Harmony 50 with Vilita

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Eura
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Democratic Socialists

Postby Eura » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:37 pm

TOOL AND RUBBER - PART TREUX?
I'm not very good at French


'So, Mr Daniel. You going to explain what you are doing here?' Craig Daniel, the top agent of the Syndicatian secret services, had been MIA for an indeterminate period after the conclusion of Operation: Desert Goat. Of course, the two Euran agents didn't know this. What they did know was that he must have a reason for turning up to an abandoned and wrecked government facility on foreign soil - and that he was in no position to escape, given he was tied to a filing cabinet with some cables pulled out of the wall. Tool leaned on the filing cabinet as he gave the foreign agent the run down on what might happen if he didn't co-operate.
'Now look here, sonny jim. You haven't said a word for two hours, and I'm starting to get in a bit of a shitty mood. Now we can talk in a civilised way, upon the insistence of my pussy of a colleague here. But if you don't talk you're one phone call away from being transported to a mainland internment facility where they will pump you so full of shit that you won't be able to taste the difference between a turd and a turnip.'
'Tool, they don't actually pump shit into peoples mouths.'
'It's a play on words, maggot.'
'Yeah; and not a very good one.'
'Look, can I interrupt your awful little banter session and talk? I've got nothing to hide.' Tool and Rubber were taken aback as the man before them broke his lengthy silence. 'I'm Syndicatian secret service, as I said, and I'm here specifically for reasons that I suspect are not too dissimilar to your own.'
'To rescue a flailing career from the jaws of dishonourable discharge?'
'No. I think EurChem are up to something.'

'What do you mean, up to something?'
'Well, it all started after this op. I found out, and don't ask how, that they've been doing dodgy deals with a client that I happen to have some interest in.
'And who might that be?'
'My government. They made a big money purchase from the company six months ago, before which four-'
'...EurChem employees have died young?'
'Yeah, exactly. I heard four workers died, that aroused my suspicions. I wondered if your government had something to do with it, I looked up facilities registered by your government within 50 miles of the factory and this place is number fourteen on the list. I figured that since this place burnt down and you guys abandoned it, the answers to what the company sold - and if those deaths were suspicious - might be here.'
Rubber sat down in front of Daniel. It was clear that he wasn't an enemy. 'Well, the deaths were not suspicious, so you don't have to worry about that. But this purchase we don't know anything about. If something is up at the company though, and we don't know about it, then maybe that's what we should be looking in to. Clearly you have an interest in doing the same so do you want to help us?'
'Sounds good to me.' Rubber undid the makeshift cable trap around Daniel that had kept him pinned to the filing cabinet. 'My gun?' Tool swept it away from Rubber as he handed it to Daniel. 'It's not yours anymore. We don't know you from Adam, so until you can be trusted it's mine.'
'Oh, hell no Tool! The last time you handled an automatic weapon, you got six months probation!'
'Look, let's not talk about who did what to who...'
'You shot a nun in the leg!'
'...and I followed it up with the perfect one liner. "Praise this!" Heh. I still enjoy that one.' Daniel took this as the perfect opportunity to pipe up before they left the building with his latest revelation. 'Guys, we have to go somewhere first. I do actually have a partner.'
'Oh really? Who?'

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Corn Shonnery thundered down the motorway like a rocket on his souped up motorbike, with mostly fields and the odd house or two to his right and a long beach to his left, overlooking this lovely warm inlet of the Endemian Ocean. To the west of him (the direction he was heading) was the border between the territory of Helving and Falcus. He wouldn't be going that far though, in fact he was already beginning to slow down as he approached his destination. After coming off at his exit and waiting for a short while behind a convoy of Euran Army Humvees (this was a heavily militarised territory, after all) he pulled into the car park of Helving FC's "Community Field Stadium" - a 4,000 seater in the process of renovation to seat 15,000 fans. They were the only team playing in the professional ladder of Falcus football to be based outside of the country, and were damned proud of it - even with a team mostly made up of Falcus nationals, the away section of the ground was tiny and a rather big Euran flag fluttered above the roof of the main stand. Shonnery wasn't hear to see a football match though. The Audioslavan was here to meet a man he never suspected he might end up working with, Craig Daniel. He hadn't told Daniel why he had a common interest in investigating EurChem, but somewhat surprisingly Daniel hadn't asked. He probably thinks I'm too incompetent to trick him he thought. Twat.

What Shonnery also failed to anticipate was that his new "partner", if you could call him that, would turn up with two Euran agents as they leaped out of their car. 'Fuckin' hell, a double cross! I knew it, you slimy Syndicatian cock wobbler!'
'Cock wobbler? That's the best you can think of? This isn't a set up, Shonnery. These guys are looking for the same thing we are it seems.' Shonnery didn't look convinced, rather he seemed nervous about being in a grim little car park in another country alone with three potential armed - and potentially hostile - foreign agents. 'You better explain to me what this is. I'm still not totally trusting after the flushing incident.'
'I'm Richard Rubber, he's Hardy Tool.'
'So...haha...HAHAHAHA!'
They knew exactly what he was laughing at. 'Oh for god sake...yes, we get it, Hardy Tool and Dick Rubber. It's a forced joke we've put up for years, now who the fuck are you?'
'Corn Shonnery, Audioslavan secret service. Me and Craig Daniel here have been working together for a little while on this case; after overcoming some differences.'
'Differences?'
'Well the main issue of contention was that he's an utter cun-'
'UTTERLY SUPERB INDIVIDUAL? Yes, thank you, very nice compliment, let's move on shall we?' Looks of wonderment were exchanged between Tool and Rubber - looks of another kind were exchanged by the other two. Hardy was in a no nonsense mood. 'Now look, I don't know how you blokes do it in your country, but here we don't piss around with our little quibbles over whatever bollocks it is you two are unhappy about. As far as I can tell, we are all here for the same reason, right?' They all nodded. 'Give or take a few differences in how we got here, right?' Another unified nod of approval. 'Good. Then you'll all know that the longer we stand around here, the more valuable time we are pouring away that could be spent getting on with the investigation. We have to find a way to get inside the Helving EurChem facility without raising a fuss. That means coming up with a plan.'

'But of course, your plans are all undoubtedly a load of wank, so I've come up with one already...'
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Postby New Sideburn » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:38 pm

Cathy Stokes' Dream Diary
January 9, 330

I dreamt that I woke up as normal, got dressed and walked out of the house. The sky was yellow. I asked a nearby guy why it was. He said, with Catherine Sedgwick's voice, that it was 'pissing down out here', just like she'd said a few weeks ago. I asked him what he meant, and he pointed at the sky.
Then it started... well... anyway, I hated that dream.


THE BRINEMOUTH HERALD
Strong-willed Cormorants Dominate After Early Collapse
by Paige Galleon, International Football Correspondent

New Sideburn: 3 (Rosewood 29' Brightley 65' Kearney 77')
Neu Engollon: 2 (Vuson 4' Brenz 17')


The Cormorants faced Neu Engollon at the Farham Theatre today, where they gained some ground on the top two with a more or less convincing win. However, New Sideburn found themselves dominated in the first twenty minutes, 36:64 down in possession and having conceded twice, from Arnaud Vuson and captain Joachim Brenz. Brenz got the assist for the first goal, a poorly-defended free kick being swung in for Vuson to head in at the near post, but his goal in the seventeenth minute was all class, dashing past a hapless Anna Shrike and scooping the ball over Portia Thrift as she charged in.
However, it was not to last, as after those first twenty minutes the Cormorants began to claw back some ground. Cheney Rosewood picked up possession unmarked, and seemingly out of danger, until he suddenly darted forward past Stephane Manion and struck an arcing shot from distance which took Oskar Flegzut by surprise. The Goats, however, held on against an attack spearheaded by the terrifyingly in-form Barry Kearney to enter the break 2-1 up.

But it wasn't to last. The Cormorants entered at half-time with just as much momentum as they'd carried for the rest of the game. Dale Brightley nearly played Gerhard Thunder through on goal in the 48th minute, but the pass was slightly overhit and Flegzut cleared it. Another speculative effort from Rosewood skimmed the crossbar in the 53rd, and Chase Wingett hit the post from the edge of the penalty area in the 55th. But it wasn't entirely one-sided; Erich Siebech found himself one-on-one with Thrift on the counterattack, and only heroics from the Riverside goalkeeper kept out the shot.

It was Brightley who stepped up in the 65th minute, performing a neat step-over to wrongfoot Karsten Rottentuf before burying the equaliser in the net. It was now that the Goats realised they needed to plant a bus in the goal, but if there's any team capable of punching a bus until it breaks, it's the Cormorants. Now up to a stunningly high 48% possession, shot after shot was rifled in, but to his credit Flegzut was equal to the task. It took a Lucia Oakwood corner, however, finding Barry Kearney unmarked at the post for the game's deadlock to be broken. Kearney with his ninth goal for his country, and three points in the bag. New Sideburn remain in fourth, but after United Gordonopia and the Archregimancy drew, they got the chance to steal the march on them both. Next up; Mr Creeper, a side the Cormorants will be hungry to secure a defeat after their humiliating 1-1 home draw earlier in the qualifiers.
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Postby Brenecia » Mon Jul 01, 2013 4:49 pm

SCOOP OF THE DAY with MEREDITH FINCHE
And at last, the Patriots are stepping up to the plate and making some noise out there! It's truly beautiful to see. Bruce Morant headed in a goal at the far post on a corner in true scrappy, ugly, physical Brenecian style, and a rocket from Brad Kuepper nearly burst the net to give us our second. Maybe we'll even break even this year! Maybe pigs really can fly.

Brad Kuepper's been admirable as our replacement, Not Thirty-six Years Old striker of choice, but you know who I miss? Leigh Calais, who played 287-299 and was easily the fastest striker in the country with a mastery of ball control that simply confused defenders. She was the third female Brenecian footballer to share the same leagues, and the first to be any good... but christ, she was good. She was the sort of player who could perform a cute little trick without you wanting to maim her. Though drawing fouls was what she did most of all, through cunning repositioning of the ball. She ate so many misplaced tackles that by the end of her career her calves were practically made of steel and scar tissue. Unlike many stars, she had a very long and satisfactory career, and didn't continue in the game, retiring on her wages and investing in real estate. I suppose it's not as glamorous as dying of alcoholism at 34, but what can you do?

Next up; Carmadin. They beat us last time around, but this time they're playing us at home. With any luck we'll be able to turn things around via judicious use of hacking at their shins while the referee's looking the wrong way. Here's to another win by brute force! See you next time!
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Postby The Royal Kingdom of Quebec » Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:24 pm

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Executioners and Grim Reapers: Why these names are/were used for our national Association Football Team

7.01.2013
Mary Goh
The Royal Kingdom of Quebec National Association Football Team has one of strangest and scariest nicknames in the history: Grim Reapers. And prior to that, Executioners(during WCQ62-64). Many(especially those who are from other countries far, far away) wonder how Royal Kingdom of Quebec, a very peaceful nation on the region of Esquarium, started to use those names, which caused me to write this article. And after spending several months researching through Soccer Quebec Archives and National Library of Quebec, I was able to learn about how this came into being.

The nickname Executioners, which was used for around 95 years of Quebecois national team, began back in 1922. It was said on the File C-1922-SXDQ that Sir. Dave Ferrence, a young university professor from Kingston,Frontenac; sent local team that he coached at the time,Kingston-Riverside Executioners, to the first-ever Esquarian Olympics. Due to lowly state of Association Football at the time, Executioners were allowed to be sent as part of the Quebecois delegation(despite being a professional franchise at the time).
With their trademark speed and gritty playing style(on one match, 4 players were given red cards for severely injuring opponent players), the club easily swept through the tournament and easily won, giving Quebec its first trophy.

They were so significant to the Quebecois soccer and popular to the Quebecois back home that following their victory, the national team gained its first nickname: The Executioners. That stayed on for another 95 years.

But why did they change the nickname that carried so much history with them? Fast forward 90 years, there is another team that was successful just as that Executioners. Royal Kingdom of Quebec U15 Grim Reapers, led by the legendary Ji Choon Kim, was on its 2nd U15 World Championships(U15WC3). Led by the exceptional scorers in Zachary Fortin(who won the MVP of the tournament with 15 Goals) and skilled Midfielder Rene Bourassa, they easily dominated the group stage and most of playoff rounds before falling to Inevitable Syndicate in the Final. This team, who had a run that was just as memorable as the 1922 Executioners, captured the minds of many Quebecois, both old and young, and rejuvenated the national interest in Association Football.

So it wasn't surprising when Mercutio Monty, the prominent businessman as the CEO of Monty Corporation and the President of Football Quebec, announced the change of its official nickname. They were just as memorable, successful and significant to development and success of Association Football in this Hockey and Canadian Football-mad nation. In addition, this also represented Quebec's departure from its mediocrity during last 3 World Cup Qualifiers and look for its future.

So, that is why. Hope this helped and enjoy!
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Postby Northern Sunrise Islands » Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:30 pm



WORLD CUP 65
Hontaypyar is another team ran over by the Sunrisians, 5-2

Union Stadium, the place where the Vaporeons have been playing to feed their dreams of debuting at a World Cup as the Route to Pasarga and Saugeais gets closer to its last days and the Sunrisians haven't dissapointed yet. Good, because it seems that this matchday was perfect for our side. Aside from Farfadillis getting a draw against lower-side Colland, to the point where they now are tied to the team of New Montreal States and the other threat for our dreams, Lymantatia lurks in the fourth position.

Filled of Sunrisians, cheering for the Vaporeons, the Sunrisians would open the score with a converted penalty kick in favour of the Vaporeons.
Hontaypyar, filled of secrets, somehow tied the game up when Sioux didn't pay attention to the upcomnig striker of the mysterious side. The Sunrisians would take the score back to their side when the creativity of Melina Patiy guaranteed a through ball that was unstoppable for the Hontaypyar defense.

Eventually, in a great show of skill, the Hontaypyar team would take the game back to a tie with a lobbed ball, that caught Sioux blind. She would throw a tantrum, but then she got her act back together and Bridgitte Laval would try to get the lead back for the Sunrisian squad, but would come short as the goalie of the unknown side of Hontaypyar would hit the ball to the left.

No worries, though, as Duda would take the score back for the Vaporeons. Duda dribbled a defender with class, then lifted the ball over the head of a defender only to hit the ball with strength as it fell back to the green pitch. It encountered the net, as Duda, cross-armed, stared at the ball, almost like some guy that has a huge ego, but we prefer to not talk about him entirely.

Harley Smith would score the fourth goal of the Vaporeons, after a great cross from the feet of Pippi Mangalonga. The last goal came from Louise Montblanc, who hit a great curved ball at the bottom left angle of the goal, surprising the crowd and the goalie of Hontaypyar. NSI 5 - 2 Hontaypyar. Could it actually be?

NORTHERN SUNRISE ISLANDS - 7
M. Sioux (4'); A. de Souza, P. Mangalonga, N. Hanekawa, L. Souza; B. Laval, B. Crawford, H. Smith (63'), Duda (50'); M. Patiy (28'), L. Montblanc (78')
GERMAN-SPANISH EMPIRE - 2
As you may remember, they didn't reveal the name of their players. BUT, they scored twice, at the 11' and the 40'.


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Postby Audioslavia » Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:34 pm


Chessmasters don't get checkmated, they resign. Sure, you could fight on, play the game out, make your opponent corner you, kill you, but there aint no honour in that. You know you're done. Know it. The honorable thing to do is shake your opponents hand and move on. This guy, our guy, was a chessmaster. He knew he'd been sussed, knew we were closing in on him, the game was up. I knew it, he knew it, that's why after he fiddled with his keys, opened his front door and shut it behind him, the boys never saw him again.

I'd suspected this guy was special the second I'd walked into his first hit. Country mansion. Sort of place even the pheasants dress in tweed. Sort of family with as many butlers as they had surnames. Barrinton-Smythe-Cuthbert, something like that. Walked in the front door and knew something wasn't right. Nothing broken, nothing touched, no marks, prints, nothing, except for a big space over the fireplace in the main room where a painting used to be. 'Priceless' said the lady of the house, weeping into a tissue. Man of the house just stood in the corner, whisky in one hand, phone in the other, lawyer on the other end of the phone. Where that painting used to be, that's where we got the clues. That's where the prints were, a whole load of them, arranged in a message. Name of a website. a dot 'is'. Syndicatian.

Boys back in the lab ran the prints through the system. No matches, system said they weren't even human. Naturally we rounded up every Karditani in the area. Nothing. No leads. Website told us where we could find the painting, though. Museum of art in Fligsive, Inevitable Syndicate, 'returned to its rightful home' ran the headline, 'donation from private collector. Name with-held'. Sure it was.

Week later, another call, another hit, more disappearing art, this time a sculpture, cockless alabaster adonis missing from the stairwell of a country estate. Same story. Grieving wife, husband nowhere to be seen, away on 'business', and no clues at all but for where the statue had stood. Prints, arranged in a pattern. Words spelled out with marks from a thumb. Another website. One from The Holy Empire. Dot 'the'.

Boys in the lab, more weird news. Prints still weren't human, weren't animal either. Looked like they'd been machined. Artificial. Guy was making the prints with a skin-tight thimble. Good work, too.

Website told us what had happened to the statue. Back to its 'rightful' home again. Spiritual place in the Dreamed Realm. No idea how our guy even got it out there.

Another week. Another heist. Another wife, though without the same gried as the others. Her husband's safe was wide open, but nothing missing but paper. Contracts. No, not contracts, deeds. Documents. Lady's husband was the owner of the rights to a dozen folk songs, bought them all at auction, got a cut if any band recorded the songs, which was all the time. Prints in the safe. Machined. Same guy. A website, too, a Warkus one this time. Dot 'war'.

I could have told you what info would have been on that website before I even looked. Folk musician's descendents suddenly come into money, rights to their grand-daddy's songs returned to the family.

Boys in the lab, more weird news. Prints still weren't human, still machined, but they'd found a code. Gaps between the rings could be arranged as zeroes and ones. Binary code. Co-ordinates and a time. The place was the 1927 Stadium in Kjeligsted, the time co-incided with a big soccer game. Audioslavia versus Cassadaigua.

Same guy who broke the code tried teling me there was one in the websites, too. Dot 'is', dot 'the', dot 'war'. Like I hadn't already worked that out. Is the war... *what* is the war?

I wanted to wait it out. I wanted to go to the game, see what the guy had planned, but I don't get paid to watch the bad guys win, I get paid to stop them. I went into overdrive, went back around these country houses, tried to find more connections. Only connection between the three were women who looked guilty - and I know when someone looks guilty. Wives from the first two houses and a daughter in the third, one we hadn't spoken to, she'd supposed to have been out of the country. Only she wasn't. None of them had alibis. All of them would have been home at the time of the heist.

More questions. Turned out all three were in bed at the time. More quesitons. Found out the reason they were in bed.

He was dark, handsome, well spoken, charming, oh *god* was he charming. Went by the name of Fernando, or William, or Dieter, depending which of the women you spoke to. All three described fantastic restaurants, strolls on the beach, her head in his shoulder, discreet meeting of feet under the table, a whirlwind romance. He was gone the next morning. Of course he was, and along with him a prize heirloom from the house.

Ladies of certain standing, however, have a knack for spotting things your comman dame can't. The suit. Same one each time. They knew the taylor, and the taylor knew the name. 'A' name, anyway. 'Guiseppe Cavallo'. No doubt it was a fake, but something to go on. I got the boys working overtime, hitting up every laundrette in the city. Sure enough, there was a name. Joe Knight. Fake again? Probably, but records indicated a Yusuf Nyt living in the sticks. Close enough, worth checking out.

We waited outside his apartment, saw a man approach - young, attractive, dark. He went to open his door and paused, looked over his shoulder, not directly at us, not enough to see his face, but enough for me to know. He'd sussed us. Boys weren't too sure, they went up after him. I told him he wouldn't be home. They looked at me funny, told me I'd seen him go inside just as they had. I waited in the car, waited for the radio to crunch and gargle with confused grunts of my boys. "He *must* here, he *must be here*.

I got out my car, looked up, to the roof. Sure enough, there he was, looking down. Black baseball cap, bag. He saluted me. I saluted him.

I'm here for the soccer match, Jon, Audioslavia - Cassadaigua, here to see if he's following through with his plan, but my guess is he's put his little game on hold, for now.

Chessmasters don't get checkmated, they resign. There's no fighting against defeat. You resign and you live to play again.

You'll let me know if anything odd happens, won't you, Jon Mozo?

---

Chessmasters don't get checkmated, they resign. Sure, you could fight on, play the game out, make your opponent corner you, kill you, but there aint no honour in that. You know you're done. Know it. The honorable thing to do is shake your opponents hand and move on. I like my chess, I love to fight, but I know when I'm beaten.

I hadn't expected them to find me. Still don't know to this day how they did. How *he* did.

I was so close. House one had been the hardest. Poor girl was terrified of being caught by her parents, but I got her back into that mansion anyhow. Sweet-talking. Comes natural, y'know? The safe was the easy part. Between her finally falling asleep - had to work the proverbial 'double shift' to get her unconscious - and my getting the safe open, ten minutes had passed. I was out by twenty, left my message and went, swinging the safe shut as I did so, but enough so it would have been discovered soon enough.

Second house was the easiest. The lady was mature, but accommodating, more than happy to have a young lover round while the husband was away. She fell asleep and I had the painting out in minutes.

Third house, same story, though I had a friend waiting outside with wheels. Can't carry a statue on my own, can I?

It would have been beautiful. I had it all planned out. Then, they found me. I sussed them out, got my escape-bag and got out, up, to the roof, looked over the side, heard confused grunts from inside my apartment. Looked out to the street and saw a man looking back up at me. Long coat, fedora, cigar. Didn't look like he was trying to be Jeremy Jaffacake - the guy looked too smart. More likely Jaffacake would have looked at the guy and figured he wanted to dress like him for the rest of his life. I gave him a salute, nodded my head, ackowledged his work. He did the same. That's the last I saw of him, last I want to see of him.

In life as in chess, you gotta know when you're beat. I'll be at the game, but the plan is on hiatus. Right now I'm all about this project, guys. Racketeering and speakeasies may not be my 'thing', but while you guys are paying me I'm happy to work for you, lay low here in Kjeligsted for a while.

You'll let me know if anyone starts asking after me personally, won't you?


Jon Mozo looked around he room, at the grunts, at the Karditanis, and then back to the stranger, the one who'd come over from Izotzazubia a few nights ago. Jon had wondered at his reasons for being here, so many miles from home, when he'd first been introduced. Now, the story had come out, and it bore more than a striking resemblance to one he'd heard previously that evening, a chatty customer at the bar, enjoying a drink of cola with added 'zest' from a hidden hipflask.

Jon turned to the new guy.

"Txo... I think I know who your man is..."

to be continued
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Postby Valanora » Mon Jul 01, 2013 5:56 pm

"Have you ever considered that this is all some false reality and nothing about it is real at all?"

"How do you mean?"

"The human have this movie that involves such a concept. That everything that is is just part of a computer program and the occupants within it were just individuals plugged into the computer program. While I am not suggesting something on that grand of a scope, it makes one gives pause."

"And why should this idea played out in cinema give us pause? It is just one idea about the state of reality, one of many even if it may be a bit creative in its origins and scope."

"How else would so many nations with so many citizens come into being and the world not implode upon itself? Sure there are other planets and other dimensions, like the Dreamed Realm, but how is it all so? What what we think of reality is just some grand dream sequence or we're just part of a computer program? Does that make what we do real?"

"If I were to entertain this idea that you are presenting as truth and were to indulge your inquiries, I would suppose that would come down to what you define what it means to be real. We breathe, we think, we act, do these things make us real? I believe the humans have an expression that implies if you think then you are real. If that is a simple and suffice solution for them, why not for us?"

"We both know why, we are born the blessings of the Goddess. The blood that ran through her veins is the same blood that ruins through ours. While the humans have achieved many things and even have reached modest philosophical heights, they still lag behind we immortals. Perhaps in time the head start that we have will be overcome, but this is not that time. As for your answer, it is as you said, too simple to be the truth, the truth is never so simple. The truth is always messy."

"Perhaps, it is true that the world is hardly seen in black and white and what is perceived as right and wrong truly such exclusively. Most of the time it comes down to context and perceptions. All the same, sometimes it is just that simple and on the occasion it is, it should be celebrated rather than been met with skepticism. Merely look at the national teams for proof, they win or lose, sometimes even tie. There are reasons why they do so and reasons how they can improve, a simplicity. Also do not be so quick to judge the humans if it is their own ideas that seem to give you pause."

"To think is to be, even if our reality is not real? This is what you would have me believe?"

"Believe what you will but do not be so quick to dismiss what others believe. It is not how we have learned to grow and learned to be a guiding a hand in the universe. All things that have a beginning have an end and so to may we have an end of dominance, an end to being the guiding hand. Then if the situation arises, shall we want those we shunned to be the ones to protect and assist us, or shall be be the ones that have helped but merely fallen on hard times? Which would you be more willing to assist in dire straits?"
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Postby Lymantatia » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:00 pm

A Year In The Life: Weeks 21-24
The person centered around in "A Year In The Life" is a female 14-year-old named Liselotte de Archambault (November 20, 1997-) who lives in Roselle, a town with a population of 10,000 which is near Laurentia. Liselotte's paternal ancestry starts with the Archambault noble family. She has a mother (October 22, 1964-), father (June 2, 1962-), a 14-year old sister Marguerite (March 11, 1997-) and a 22-year old brother named Alfred (March 28, 1989-).
Week 21 (May 20-May 26)
She visits the Archambault castle.
Week 22 (May 27-June 2)
Father has a birthday.
Week 23 (June 3-June 9)
The city has a massive rainstorm.
Week 24 (June 10-June 16)
Her family goes to Connorstown at Saturday.
Lymantatia 1–0 Colland
Posted at 9:00pm 2013 June 30 - We defeated Colland. Exceptionally, Bressler never scored a goal!
Goalscorers
78 mins - Sylvius Johnson (Lymantatia)
Current Statistics
Average number of time of goals: 40 minutes and 30 seconds (40.5 minutes)
Average number of time of goals by other teams: 50 minutes
Most goals by person on Lymantatia's team: Jacques Bressler (10)
IC Time is 9:00pm 2013 July 1
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Postby Turori » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:36 pm

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Makakio Breaks Through on Debut
Turori 1 - 0 Asasia


Young Turorian forward Enluta Makakio is having a breakout season in the Vilitan League playing for Jungle Strike FC.

Makakio, who started his career at Inura Forests along with his sibling Inlite Makakio, joined the Venom following impressive performances for the Declasse side Forests during Season 38.

Since joining Strike FC, Enluta Makakio has found themselves a regular starting position for the Venom scoring 9 goals in League and Cup competition through the middle of the season.

As a result of those impressive domestic performances, Makakio found himself named to the starting 11 for the Turori National Team's World Cup 65 qualifying match against Asasia. The match was also Makakio's international debut, having watched the opening 9 matches of the Eels campaign from the sidelines.

Makakio's debut was a drab affair for nearly 90 minutes with neither side really coming that close to scoring a goal. Makakio himself was a bright spot for the Eels, making many exciting plays but also showing some youth and inexperience - and perhaps excitement at being on the international stage, frequently making great plays to find space then taking one - or some times two touches too many and getting dispossessed.

The youngster finally got the chance he was waiting for in the 87th minute, breaking free of the defense and having no more defenders to make a mistake against, Makakio carefully touched the ball past the sliding Asasia goalkeeper and watched it roll into the back of the net to give the Eels three points and all the momentum they would need ahead of their critical matchup against Darmen that could decide Group 2.

Turori Goalscorers::
87' Enluta Makakio


Asasia Goalscorers::
- None -
Turori

Best Player: Enluta Makakio
Worst Player: Diauro Dlaminii
Shots on Target: 2
Corner Kicks: 2

Turori Eels Lineup ::
[GK] Ronji Miiastara, [D] Lioniaa Tana, [D] Diauro Dlaminii, [D] Noa-isinao Wioauoi, [UT] Restiaa Mumamba, [ML] Raso Tareak, [MC] Etamara Kulkkiia, [MC] Rutaj Ranaso, [MR] Cediici Tzatzos, [FC] Enluta Makakio, [FC] Liinai Zakazaka
BENCH::
[FC] Jukkia Diijelhma, [FC] Anuh Ciniima, [M] Vrotaoa Lorasoiba, [M] Aaron Gibbons, [UT] Hooizo Nuakoi, [D] Balariita Muzmaara, [GK] Mumau Atla-Siioai

Turori Substitutions::
(31) - Raso Tareak >>> Vrotaoa Lorasoiba


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<Silexhera> Why does Turori make sense? :p

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Postby Felix » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:39 pm

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World Cup LXV Qualifiers: Move On Up!

By: Steven Smith


Remember when I said that we would be facing St Lucoa next in our long road through the qualifiers? Well as you figured I was wrong... Dead wrong, we instead faced Schalafania and we of course won, 4-2. Now I firstly want to apologize for my mistake, I should have doubled checked my information and I am thankful that Stadio Altomare was still at full capacity a Felix's B team faced off with the unranked Schalafania national team. But enough of that, the win and the crucial draw between Valladares and Qazox pushes Felix up to third in Group 18 and now Estope and Qazox are in Felix's eyesights, a loss by both teams (although Estope could draw) and a Felixian win, the Phoenix move up to first by goal differential. And now, we will face St Lucoa next but before we give you the preview (again) to the next match here is a recap of today's match against Schalafania.

The first half was Felixian controlled as expected as Felix had most of the ball possession and had most of the first shots in the half in the first 35 minutes, scoring two goals first one coming in the 19th minute with a goal from Eutimio Salazar from an assist by Sebastian Krister and in the 32nd minute with a goal from Simo Roni. Things were looking good, even to the point where Felix almost increased their lead by three but the shot from August Tobias just missed the net as it hit the top bar. But just before halftime the unranked team made two goals in the 43rd and 44th tying up the match 2-2 at the end of the half. Completely shocking the local side that saw their team's 2-0 lead vanish to nothing.

The second half was a tough half for Felix as they couldn't take their opportunities that were presented to them like the in the 49th minute where the goalkeeper made the critical mistake allowing a open net, yet Simo Roni couldn't score his second goal as he missed the net wide causing fans to sigh loudly and taunt Roni. Things were getting tougher as Schalafania made some attacks that got through the Felixian defense but luckily for the fans the Tryggve Klemens of Dusseldorf F.C blocked the shot and saved Felix from losing the tie. It was at the 81st minute that Felix took back the lead from Schalafania with a shot from Salazar from outside the box giving a huge roar of cheering and celebratory chants from the home side. 3-2, Felix. The Felixian team was going to end the match with that scoreline but the Schalafanian defender made a critical mistake by fouling Roni in the penalty box giving him a red card and Felix a chance to increase their lead by two. Tobias was up to kick, he shot and he scored, 4-2 in the 88th minute and it was practically game over. The match ended with the final score of 4-2 and Felix got those important 3 points.

The postgame press conference was jubilant as Daniel Cardona was celebrating the win by telling reporters, "Felix f**king has this in the bag, if, as I said a thousands times, play like we did today and last match Felix will be unstoppable and will a threat to the big boys of Qazox, Valladares, Boring Paradise and Estope." The first question came from me and it was about the big news coming from Altomare, that the connection between Altomare and the current head boss of the national team of Mangolana, Arch McTash. Cardona said this, "I, for one am shocked, in a good way. Altomare is the first original team from the original FCL to hire a international manager, I hope him the best despite my love for Volker." He laughed. Another reporter asked something similar to mine as it asked about the other end of the connection. The legendary 61 year old boss of Altomare, Antonio Leggièri. Once again he said he was shocked but... In a good way. He said that Felixian brand football will now around the world if the deal works out in Mr. Leggièri's favor. Cardona then talked about St Lucoa a team that his men struggled with he had said this, "We are a different team now, we aren't the scared men that we were, we are lions and we will have pride and we will fight." After a short applause he left for the team buses.

Felix will now face off against St Lucoa next at their national stadium, we hope you watch the match next week and we hope that Felix wins and gets another crucial three points in the race that is heading up in Group 18. Remember a win and we are first if the following things happen. A, Qazox loses and B, if Estope loses or ties their match. We won't be asking for things to be handed to us but we do want some help from the other teams. As always this has been Steven Smith of The National, reporting from Felix, until next time, goodbye.

As always here were the statistics from our latest qualification match.

Goals
(19th): Eutimio Salazar (FEL)
(32nd): Simo Roni (FEL)
(43rd): SHAL GOAL (SHAL)
(44th): SHAL GOAL (SHAL)
(81st): Eutimio Salazar (FEL)
(88th): August Tobias [PEN] (FEL)
Assists
(19th): Sebastian Krister (FEL)
(44th): SHAL ASSIST (SHAL)
Possession
SHAL: 40%
FEL: 60%
Fouls
SHAL: 9
FEL: 7
Cards
Yellow: N/A
Red: SHAL PLAYER (SHAL)
Injuries
N/A

Now here are the statistics for the qualifiers so far.

Goals
Yun Dong Lee (8)
Mikel Araboa (7)
Ziya Saqqaf (4)
Simo Roni (3)
Eutimio Salazar (2)
Sebastian Krister (2)
Aloysius Blau (1)
August Tobias (1)
Assists
Sebastian Krister (5)
Manolo Espina (2)
Simo Roni (1)
Mikel Araboa (1)
Felix Pier (1)
Clean Sheets
N/A
Yellow Cards
Simo Roni (1)
Red Cards
N/A
Injury List
N/A

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Postby Sondstead » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:43 pm

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World Cup 65: Much needed, if marginal, victory over Narsora
Playing at home, Sondstead scores another 1–0 victory over Narsora

30 June 2013



Bankstead — Playing their last game in Bankstead for this cycle's qualifiers, Sondstead failed to capitalize on an early lead, but still bagged a much desired victory, although not particularly impressive, victory.

The Sondsteadish side opened their second match against football newcomers Narsora in an offence-oriented 4-3-3 formation as expected, and went on the offensive right from the kickoff. The barrage got slightly out of hand however when Kalju Rummo fouled one of the Narsoran midfielders at 11 minutes and was sent off. Rummo seemed genuinely remorseful over the incident, and appeared to apologize to the player on the field.

Play restarted with Bart Goodman taking the field in place of Rummo, and Sondstead took a slightly more cautious tack before seemingly settling into their rhythm. Approximately a quarter of the way through the match, Tom Markussunr initiated an offensive, passing to Mihäel Hömmel. Hömmel and Karl Sude̊rman pushed forward, with Hömmel passing to Gamal Karimi, who scored the first goal of the game at 27 minutes in. Ultimately it would be the only goal of the night.

Sondstead stayed on the offensive the rest of the first half, but failed to find an opening to score. By halftime, the score remained at one to nil, and Sondstead, unusually, came back out still playing in a 4-3-3 formation. However, Mihäel Hömmel was benched in favour of more defensive midfielder Kristjan E̊sbjussunr — a more minor change than manager Tomas Rum has been choosing lately. It was apparent that the team was hoping to score a strong victory, both to pick up a more respectable standing in the tables and to assuage fans disappointed at a streak of losses and ties.

Sondstead continued it's offensive, but the Narsora team held up admirably in the face of the Sondsteadish team. The game entered a dramatic back and forth phase, and with Narsora coming uncomfortably close to equalizing the score, the team seemed to be regretting not changing their formation more substantially, but had no opportunity to make an additional substitution. The best defence for the situation proved to be a good offence, with the Sondsteadish forwards forced to stay on the offence to prevent Narsora from having an opportunity to score. Nevertheless, Sondstead failed to score another goal by full time, and the game ended at a one nil win.

Tomorrow night Sondstead plays Aquitayne away.



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Postby Aels » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:43 pm

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Defensive troubles strike again

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CAMERON Walsh might well be accused of being too loyal to his club players on the international stage. After tonight it's hard to see how head coach Sergyei Arefev can continue to start Owen Griffiths after yet another shaky performance in defence, this time against the unranked last seeds in the group.

Griffiths was at fault for two of the IOM Sports Association's three goals and even his staunchest of backers will be having second doubts over whether the nineteen-year-old centre-half is cut out for this level of international football.

The more experienced Owain Howells, 28, is being championed by large swathes of the supporter base and the media to start the remaining matches of this qualifying campaign in place of Griffiths, and it seems even Griffith's defensive partner and club captain, Iwan Maddox, has finally given in and admitted his young charge needs to work harder.

Maddox has privately spoken of his distress at seeing his young colleague getting torn to shreds in the press and on supporter forums, and is understood to have told Walsh, a close friend despite their working relationship, in no uncertain terms to give Griffiths time away from the starting eleven.

As for the goalscoring, that's never been an issue. Another four goals sent past a visiting goalkeeper this evening showed that Aels' front line is still on top form as ever. Captain Elwyn Richard hit a second international hat-trick for Aels and substitute Alun Trevor got the other in a comprehensive show of attacking prowess.

It's time for the defending to step up.
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Postby Gaveo » Mon Jul 01, 2013 6:53 pm

(Going with something new... At least to me... I tried to do a quick one before the cutoff but that obviously failed. :p)

David Costa and Miguel Costa are brothers. David is 15 and Miguel is 14, they are both in the same grade... Some how... Anyways, David has always been the brains of the duo, while Miguel... Miguel is the... Special one... Yeah, two days after the match between Gaveo and Metropolis Mania the match pops up in their usual conversations. Here it is.

David Costa: "So Gaveo won again."

Miguel Costa: "Indeed they did."

Short break of silence.

David: "So are you go-..."

Miguel: "What was the score?"

David: "There it is, ah yes, 4-1 Gaveo over Metropolis Mania."

Miguel: "Isn't that the team we faced last round?"

David: "You can't be serious, right?"

Miguel gives his serious look.

David sighs.

David: "Yes."

Miguel: "Ah, so who scored?"

David: "Cadiz scored three goals and Rojas scored one."

Miguel: "That's nice... Now what I don't understand, why didn't Gaveo send it's B Squad or something?"

David: "That Miguel is actually a good question, I beli-..."

Miguel: "I mean all the cool nations are doing it, look at the Equestrian States and Northern Sunrise Islands, they are the definition of cool."

David: "So close... Um, Miguel do you know what cool actually means?"

Miguel: "Why of course! It's Equestrian States and Northern Sunrise Islands."

David: "No I mean the actual definition."

Miguel: "Yeah... Um... Well... No... I don't not."

David sighs again.

David: "Anyways to answer your question is because Gaveo is afraid of losing."

Miguel: "Afraid? Why there is nothing to fear but fear itself!"

David: "Oh wow you just quoted Franco D. Ro-..."

Miguel: "I am pretty sure a Audioslavian player said it."

David: "I don't even know why I am related to you."

Miguel: "It's not why you must ask is how."

Short pause.

David: "Damn it Miguel you are so dumb!"

Miguel: "You forgot the comma."

David: "What?!"

Miguel: "It's 'Damn it Miguel, you are so dumb!'"

Short pause.

Miguel: "That, that wasn't directed at me right?"

David: "Yes... Yes it was."

Miguel: "Oh... Well that was mean."

David: "Shut up."
Bruh.

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Postby Taeshan » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:16 pm

"Oy vey."

"What?"

"Armed Bears tie it late. Knights only get a point. Now 6 points out of first place."

"You have got to be kidding me."

"Nope, they continue to fail."

"This rate, we shouldn't even go to the Cup of Harmony. Wouldn't want to be embarrassed anymore than we have already been."

"Yeah, might as cut are losses."

"Yeah and Joe Jackson might not be having such a hot group of games, even though he just led his team to the league championship."

"Yeah, we should just give up on that experiment and put in someone else for the rest of the campaign."

"Word. Also that defense needs shaken up. Really sick of seeing us losing and tying like this."

"Yeah, get some new blood out. Get some old blood out. Henning terned it around once, he can do it again."

"I don't see him lasting as the coach, especially if he doesn't qualify."

"Yeah, if he doesn't qualify than hes out the door."

"They should start looking for a replacement now, i have no hope for this qualifying."

"Yeah, what looked so promising is now far from it. And the teams behind us are looking to jump over us, and from what i can see they probably will."

"Yeah, this team is the worst in years. We need some new faces."

"This offseason could be a harsh one."

"Yep."
Champions - Copa Rushmori 22, Cup of Harmony 35, Di Bradini Cup 19, World Baseball Classic 13, Gridiron World Championships (World Bowl 0), World Bowl 34, World Lacrosse Championship 2

World Cup Qualifications-41, 44, 46, 59, 61(RoS), 62(Quarterfinals), 63 (RoS), 64 (Quarterfinals), 83, 84 (RoS), 85, 87

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Postby Antoletia » Mon Jul 01, 2013 7:22 pm

"Well another 4-1 loss to the Sylvanaes Queendom."

"Yeah i saw, 0-0-4 all time against them now. And they have scored the goals against us."

"Yeah very good squad."

"Still we have a great chance to actually pull something out and at least have a respectable finishing position."

"Yeah, still only three points behind Vettrera. and one behind both Apox and the Queendom."

"Yeah, we really could shock some people if we somehow win those games against Vettrera and Apox. Heck if we beat one of them we could have a chance. After all no more likely huge losses."

"Yeah 6 games left, 4 winnable ones. 2 A tie or better would be great. Vettrera still has at least one game against the other two."

"Very fun group, Group 17 is turning out to be."

"I'd hate to have to tiebreak it come the end of qualifying."

"Yeah, will hopefully be epic."

"At least it will be a very interesting final few games. More interesting than the last few at least."

"Yeah, some hope is still enough. We have been well out of it the last few times. Least we will get some excitement."

"Yeah well heres to the Fire Ants."
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Postby Jeruselem » Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:00 pm

Princess Katy's Blog 02/07/2013

Hello folkies. Not feeling the best. Sharing is caring but not when it comes to colds. Anyway, one of Jeruselem team gave everyone else a cold. Some had caught it earlier thank God. Doesn't help when the place you go to is cold too but anyway!

We played the locals in Worszary and only got a draw 3-3. Main because most of the defenders were sick and so were the backups. So I guess the defense wasn't at 100% and made some basic errors due to lack of concentration. Admitedly the defense had to put up with cold conditions with a cold so it was far from ideal. I barely made it to the stadium, and that's with winter clothes on. Thank God the strikers did good with three goals. Not good, we dropped back to 3rd with the other top teams winning but we have a home game next so we should be back on the winning trail again.

Jeru FC are funny lot. They beat the The Licentian Islands? It was a home game for Jeru FC but I guess it means they are capable of doing very well. It is good news but they still trail top spot by 8 points with 23 points. Maybe they can win all the remaining games and hope other teams drop points. It's obvious they are capable of so much but need to apply themselves.

I do feel for my sister. She knows she has a winning team, all they have to do is ... try. No idea what she did do motivate them today. It worked though. She did say not wearing pants during training seems to make a difference with their motivation levels. Well I guess she's not scared to try new things. The boys have brains between their legs I think.

Kinitaria back winning with 3-1 over Kizzyboi. Good on ya Melody Pond.

Thanks for new suggestions for my cooking show name. The final decision will be made later. The Jeru FC boys added some suugestions but most were far too rude. They watch far too many pornos.

My boyfriend did my recent photoshoot and it turned out great. It's on my web site now. It's not for kids OK? Well, I don't have tell people that but there's always a few slow people out there.

Sis is getting some morning sickness again. She's fighting on though. Some of you would say, why don't ya stay at home. Well, she'd get really bored. This football business keeps us fit. Can't be unfit and pregnant or else you don't have energy to chase the kids around.

Queen Isabella is looking a bit stressed but then having a young bubs and running a country isn't easy. it's just the lack of sleep. Dallas babies are very demanding. Well, that's what Mum said. She should know, she raised me and Melody.

That's it from me. I need more of that cold medicine.

Worszary 3–3 Jeruselem
Jeru FC 2–0 The Licentian Islands
Kizzyboi 1–3 Kinitaria
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Postby Qazox » Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:27 pm

Unknown arena, Schalafania-

4 draws in the last 6 matches, including last night's scoreless stinker in Schalafania; has seen Qazox fall from first place for the first time in these qualifying matches. Estope now has the lead in a tight Group 18. Only 5 points separate 1st from 5th place with only 6 games left. Is it a coincidence that the Wolves are struggling during the expected toughest portion of the schedule? Or is it something else?

No matter the reason, the 4 of 5 games on the road stretch, which on paper, ends the toughest portion of the schedule; at Boring Paradise.

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Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
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Postby Jeru FC » Mon Jul 01, 2013 8:37 pm

Princess Melody and Queen Isabella (Izzie) at the Jeru FC Stadium

Izzie: Great work from the boys today. About time they got their act together
Melody: Doesn't make up for the recent losses though
Izzie: Maybe it's turning point
Melody: We're running out of time for that Izzie
Izzie: Still, you can do it depending if the others drop points
Melody: I really hope they do, 8 points is not small amount to make up

Izzie: Looking a pale there
Melody: You know what I'm feeling
Izzie: Yes, that God that was over.
Melody: Where's the Princess?
Izzie: At home, I don't to want to bring her here with all these weirdos around
Melody: That's just my football team

Izzie: I actually meant the Jeru FC fans, they are pretty weird
Melody: Much like the team
Izzie: Yes well ... pretty obvious
Melody: If we lost today, we were pretty much gone
Izzie: Don't give up girl. There's plenty of points out there pick up
Melody: I'm not, it's just looking good for us

Izzie: Miracles can happen, not always though
Melody: Your daughter got a pretty boring name. Princess Mary Elizabeth Dallas.
Izzie: I wanted to avoid the weird names we get in this family
Melody: Like mine?
Izzie: Yours is a bit odd
Melody: Well, suits me. I'm not boring by any means.

Izzie: Ok, you've got an Amelia Jane or Amy. What you gonna call the new one?
Melody: It's a boy so I dunno.
Izzie: Wow, must be a new thing having boys in the family.
Melody: Princess Shay has two boys. Actually can't think of recent boys we've had
Izzie: I wanted a boy.
Melody: I need to think what to call him.

Izzie: David is good name.
Melody: I was thinking Matthew
Izzie: Did the boys suggest names?
Melody: Yes but they are just plain immature
Izzie: So true. I mean, telling the leader of your country she has nice boobs.
Melody: I get that all the time.

Izzie: Good thing you aren't offended.
Melody: Looks you aren't bothered either
Izzie: Not really. There's worse things to say.
Melody: Misguided patriots they are
Izzie: I'm glad I don't work with them
Melody: Everyone says that

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