Champs turned into applesauce,
by Brittany Baynes
We hoped that you enjoyed our win over Qazox in the second game of the semfinals. As far as we know, the defending champions did not contract some massive flu bug before the game, and no one set the fire alarm at their team hotel to prevent them from sleeping all night, and the officials called the game evenly and fairly. If you watched the game, then you saw us again get off to a pretty hot start, but there was a little more fight in Qazox today, as they seemed to put more pressure on the perimeter, to try and contain Ashley Stokes better then they had in the first game. I had to deal with this myself, but we adapted well, and got more points in the paint in the first quarter then we probably have in any game we have played since this all began. My points number wasn’t high, but the assist number was climbing as Kiersten Clarke and Bridget Connolly were the players most responsible for us grabbing that 38-29 halftime lead. That’s the beauty of this team, we don’t rely on one or two players, and we can adapt where we need too. Coach Morroni did a great job of anticipating what Qazox would try to do in the second half on defense, and our game plan changed somewhat. This is where Ashley was at her best, as she finished with 23 points, and some may say that was a very quiet 23 points. We never allowed Qazox to get any closer then 5 points back, and made the shots at the end when they counted. Very proud of this effort, for sure.
While there were no reports of apples being thrown onto the court, we have heard that there were some thrown in the stands at fans from Qazox. Sometimes, it might seem like deserve it, but we really don’t want to get a reputation now as a bunch of apple-tossers. It was also good to see that the protestors have gone home, so now we can focus on basketball out there. I’m pretty sure that with the World Baseball Classic playoffs beginning in Cassadaigua pretty soon, and with the Dagans themselves unlikely to make the playoffs, there will be plenty of stages throughout the country to for the men’s rights activists to try and get sympathy.
It is now time for the finals, and the only nation preventing us from becoming the first nation to win the World Cup (soccer), the World Baseball Classic, the World Bowl, the World Cup of Hockey, and the International Basketball Championships, is The Andromeda Islands. Basketball seems to be a very big deal in that country, because you don’t seem them that much in other competitions, but they have made a good name for themselves in not just this tournament, but they got some good results in the most recently completed NSCAA 5 season, also. This isn’t a nation to throw apples at, because they too have a woman in their starting lineup. Sure there were a couple on Qazox as well, but we can think of many other reasons why they should have fresh produce tossed at them. Within our own locker room, we have been made stronger by all of this adversity put upon us, not just by the protests at home, the false allegations, or the arrogance of “Sister” Polus of Saintland, but by all of you who are giving us your support as we look to do something that has never been done in international sports by a single country.