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Campionato Esportiva 5 Everything (BANANA)

A battle ground for the sportsmen and women of nations worldwide. [In character]
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Slembanana
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Campionato Esportiva 5 Everything (BANANA)

Postby Slembanana » Thu Feb 21, 2013 6:55 pm

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Welcome to
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(OOC: No offense towards Slem intended, it's just that I find this puppet like a very useful one for IC details, plus it's a good joke. Really, dude, don't take it badly.)

NOTE: The user behind this nation is not Slembana, he's Farfadillis/Hujukialand/Dandillis/Trilakea.

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Who?

We, Slembanana! We limit only with Slembanan, north of Terrabondante. Our name is based on them, though we added our passion for bananas into it. We're fans of bananas, our native fruit, and of football, as you can tell. Though we prefer the earlier. Our country is mainly jungles, with lots of banana trees and animals that have suffered severe DNA modifications to be more banana-like. Good examples are the Banana-Bird, the Banana-Ox, the Banana-Fox, the Banana-Monkey, etc. We offer, without a doubt, the best bananas through-out Esportiva, but eating any other fruit is considered a crime, so watch out. Other details about this slightly crazier than usual nation to follow should this bid win. But I'm guessing you've already got a general idea of it.

How?

xkoranate, SQIS formula, additive styles. RPs ranging from 0 to 3, with decimals.

Hosting Experience?

AOCAF Cup 38, U-15 World Championship 1 and Friendly Cup 5.

Any add-ons?

Yes, there'll be, but I'd like to keep that as a surprise.

Tiebreakers

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* Any remarks about how banana may mean a whole other, less PG-13-ish thing will be ignored.



Slembanana is a very pleasant nation north of Slembana, it's unsurprisingly banana shaped and lacks any kind of creativty in its names, having all of them copied from the only nation they border. All the people there, again unsurprisingly, have banana as their favourite food, and they even get to the point of worshipping them with names, antics and other things. Everyone's spectacularly dumb, and many weird situations tend to happen here. Also, never, ever, ever, ever, ever say you dislike bananas in public.

Stadia

Banana Colosseum
Capacity: 30,000
Information: A last minute stadium created to meet the criteria for hosting. There's no seats, but lots of people selling bananas. There's no security whatsoever and anyone can enter the pitch. It's very far from a colosseum, but don't complain.

Banambley Stadium
Capacity: 20,000
Information: Just as the above, it was created to meet the criteria. The pitch is a it older, though, it's just that some seats were built and so on. Probably a decent stadium for an average third division of an average country.

Apple Stadium
Capacity: 1,000
Information: The most blasphemous stadium ever created, only highñy-trained Slembananan referees can enter it without shuddering. Non-Slembananans, however, seem to not be affected at all.

Die Banana
Capacity: 10,000
Information: Named after Slembanana's president, it's a luxurious stadium (for Slembananan standards) that actually has decent seats and a pitch with grass all over it, not just in most parts.




Schedule:

25/2 MD1 (1vs6, 2vs5, 3vs4)
26/2 MD2 (1vs2, 3vs5, 4vs6)
27/2 MD3 (1vs3, 2vs6, 4vs5)
28/2 MD4 (1vs4, 2vs3, 5vs6)
1/3 MD5 (1vs5, 2vs4, 3vs6)
2/3 Bye
3/3 Bye
4/3 QF
5/3 Bye
6/3 SF
7/3 3rd
8/3 Final
Group 1:
19th Century Beards
Cyborg Holland
Earo
South Slembana
Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne
Chun-nan

Group 2:
Licentiapacisterra
Apox
Byfugland
Swyftlandre
Commune-PDTv2
Wittenbach

Group 3:
Sakhovelo
Northern Sunrise Islands
Bongo Johnson
Royal East America
Estope
Cambirano

Group 4:
Slembanana
THRILLEDGE
Slembana
Westfield House
Paradystopia
Shadowbourne


For the quarterfinals, just in case you totally suck at basic mathematics, the top 2 teams advance.

POTS (in ranking* order)

Slembanana (Hosts)
Licentiapacisterra
Sakhovelo
19th Century Beards

Northern Sunrise Islands
THRILLEDGE
Cyborg Holland
Apox

Byfugland
Bongo Johnson
Earo
Slembana

South Slembana
Swyftlandre
Westfield House
Royal East America

Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne
Estope
Commune-PDTv2
Paradystopia

Shadowbourne
Chun-nan
Wittenbach
Cambirano


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I grant the following roleplay permissions for my opponent:
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Style Modifier: (Must range between -5 and +5. The bigger, the more attacking)
Choose Scorers: [Y/N]
Godmod Goalscoring Events: [Y/N]
Injure Players: [Y/N]
- Limited to Duration of Match: [Y/N]
- Limited to Duration of Competition: [Y/N]
Godmod Injury Events [Y/N]
- Limited to Duration of Match: [Y/N]
- Limited to Duration of Competition: [Y/N]
Godmod Player Discipline: [Y/N]
- Allow Players to Be Yellow Carded: [Y/N]
-- Number of Yellow Cards Permitted: ( )
- Allow Players to Be Red Carded: [Y/N]
-- Number of Red Cards Permitted: ( )
Godmod Other Events: [Y/N]
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Scorinations will happen between 22:00-00:00 UTC usually starting as early as possible, with some possible variations that might get out of time range, but always later than expected. Variations may vary.

Maybe if you've carefully read the schedule, you've noticed that there's a two-day bye between the group stage and the knock-out stage. The reason for this is to assure minimal error possibility in those two days, as I'm not truly sure of what might happen in them, so no scorination to prevent any tragedies.

Currently looking for a scorinator for my knock-out round matches, should Slembanana make it there. Found one so far, back-ups welcome.

Any complaints, suggestions, reviews, etc? Send them to this and only this account.
Last edited by Slembanana on Wed Feb 27, 2013 4:09 am, edited 6 times in total.

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Bongo Johnson
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Scandinavian Liberal Paradise

Postby Bongo Johnson » Thu Feb 21, 2013 7:55 pm

Bongo Johnson CE5 Starting Eleven

UNIFORM (Home & Away)

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Head Coach:
Z. Murray

Keepers:
P. Grimshaw
J. Heaps (reserve)

Defenders:
M. Neely
V. Valo
P. Falcone
N. Rodgers (reserve)
H. Enfield (reserve)

Midfielders:
S. Birmingham
B. Branson
T. Carbone
F. Finkle
D. Dankus (reserve)
Y. Polach (reserve)

Strikers:
D. Provolone
K. Goosecock
R. Yohn
A. Anderson (reserve)
W. Alpress (reserve)

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I grant the following roleplay permissions for my opponent:
==================================================================
Style Modifier: +2.75
Choose Scorers: [Y]
Godmod Goalscoring Events: [Y]
Injure Players: [Y]
- Limited to Duration of Match: [Y]
- Limited to Duration of Competition: [N/A]
Godmod Injury Events [N]
- Limited to Duration of Match: [n/A]
- Limited to Duration of Competition: [n/A]
Godmod Player Discipline: [Y]
- Allow Players to Be Yellow Carded: [Y]
-- Number of Yellow Cards Permitted: (5)
- Allow Players to Be Red Carded: [Y]
-- Number of Red Cards Permitted: (1)
Godmod Other Events: [N]
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Proud host of World Bowl XXXII and World Bowl XXXIII
Appearances: 2 (82, 83)
Current rank: 148th
Highest rank: 41st (83)
Lowest rank: 262nd (79)
Best finish: Round 1 (82, 83)

G.A.F.A. I Undefeated Season and Champions
G.A.F.A. II 11-0 Regular Season

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Estope
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Postby Estope » Thu Feb 21, 2013 8:47 pm

Manager: Emanuel Inzer - Age 43 - Record: (27-41-13)
Coach: Eli Gishal - Age 33
Assistant Coaches: Junior Rocray - Age 40, Pierre Wayland - Age 52
Head of Medical Staff: Mendy Beauchaine - Age 42

Starters:
1 - Ashton Pate - GK - Age: 27
3 - Ivan Sherman - D - Age: 27
11 - Joshua Sanford - D - Age: 26
10 - Walter Crouch - D - Age: 28
9 - Marco DeCruz - D - Age: 23
2 - Alex Stark - CM - Age: 22
5 - Milo Dewith - CM - Age: 23
6 - Rudy Picasso - RM - Age: 28
4 - John Hardy - LM - Age: 26
8 - Travis Barria - F - Age: 26
7 - Jacob Lawrence - F - Age: 23

Bench:
12 - DeAngelo Ulick - GK - Age: 25
13 - Fernando Osbourne - D - Age: 24
14 - Phillip Travis - D - Age: 23
15 - Eli Weldon - D - Age: 24
16 - Julio Hallenbeck - D - Age: 23
17 - Ian Nicodemus - CM - Age: 26
18 - Allan Vanish - CM - Age: 24
19 - Nathan Wiley - RM - Age: 25
20 - Jesse Conforti - LM - Age: 22
21 - Luke Frits - F - Age: 25
22 - Rafael Fearghal - F - Age: 29

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I grant the following roleplay permissions for my opponent:
==================================================================
Style Modifier: +3
Choose Scorers: Y
Godmod Goalscoring Events: Y
Injure Players: Y
- Limited to Duration of Match: N
- Limited to Duration of Competition: Y
Godmod Injury Events N
- Limited to Duration of Match: N/A
- Limited to Duration of Competition: N/A
Godmod Player Discipline: Y
- Allow Players to Be Yellow Carded: Y
-- Number of Yellow Cards Permitted: (10)
- Allow Players to Be Red Carded: Y
-- Number of Red Cards Permitted: (3)
Godmod Other Events: Y
Soccer: 61st (14.33 pts.) | Football: 26th (9.08 pts.) | Baseball: 13th (3.23 pts.) | Rugby: 13th (5.07 pts.)
Hockey: 11th (16.85 pts.) | Basketball: 25th (2.73 pts.) | Lacrosse: 4th (37.62 pts.)
Maklohi Vai Tournament (Baseball)
Esportiva Union Cup II (Rugby)
Estope Open
World Bowl XXIII
Maple Leaf Bowl III

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Paradystopia
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Postby Paradystopia » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:21 am

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Starting XI:
GK: Kjn Volgjsrhaad #1 R 7’0” [captain]
LWB (also LB): Xandre de Kolk #14 L 6’0”
CB: Rhoddri Friend #2 R 6’3”
CB: Quarren Juliett #4 R 6’2”
CB (also LB/LWB): Edward Braithe #6 L 6’0”
RWB (also RB): Ulvgud Kjnsohn #17 R 5’9”
CM: Nigel Right #26 L 6’2”
CAM (also CM/LW): Viaddin Tarcka #13 L 5’10” [vice-captain]
CM (also CAM): Yani Flodrantezt’rirhan #7 R 6’0”
STR (also CAM/CF): Kjn Pitinuus #21 L 5’9”
STR (also CF): Luke Benjamin #9 R 5’8”

Substitutes:
GK: Jon Proud #27 L 6’4”
CB (also LB/LWB): Albhert Silversmith #22 L 5’9”
CB (also RB): Astral Standstall #12 R 5’10”
RM (also RW): Danial Sevin #8 R 5’5”
LW (also LM/CAM/CF): H.R.H. Princess Jojo of the Kinshishish #52 R 5'3"
STR: Jay-Jay Jabez #30 L 5’5”

Reserves:
GK: Hugo Pelkjmo #50 R 6'2"
CB: Gord Bilt #46 R 6'0"
RB (also CB): Hari Selk #57 R 5'10"
CM (also CDM): Ranjeev Vhornam #5 R 5’7”
LM (also CM): Wiliam Newsome #33 L 5’10”
CAM: Roberto Tolliko'tollik #48 L 5'3"
CF: Ghengjs Aafjlh #45 R 5'7"

Co-Manager:        Marina Hayduff
Co-Manager/Coach: Sirius Hope


RP Permissions (edited)

Formation = 5-3-2
Style = +2.2

TG me for confirmation before a career-ending injury or a death. All else fine

Feel free to kill my players in the most hideous/ridiculous/amusing ways you see fit.
I want an excuse to make a new roster.

Not in my group?
So what? Kill them all!
Last edited by Paradystopia on Tue Feb 26, 2013 5:09 pm, edited 1 time in total.
ðe Pantiſsokratik Mayrittoghraſye of Paradyſtopia
Demonyme: Paradyſtopi
Capittel Sitee:Newetoun
Baysed y': Eſporteve (Esportiva)


Officially the NSRB's Vulgar Person, or whatever 'VP' means ...

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Commune-PDTv2
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Postby Commune-PDTv2 » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:25 am

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Commune-PDT.v2 ~ national team ~ association football:*GK#1_gkm2.01slj~#{Proto}type/gk2:sljtorjs:GK#2_gkm1.4.04abb~#IN-15:ab{Ben}sfeld:*RB#3_{Evelyn}.paradys~#BMD-3A150:RB#4_kjn.{Ulfsohn}~#GED-1160F:*LB#5_dfm1.1.05abb~#prototype/hope:abbensfeld~AND:{Hope mk.2}:LB#6_dfm1.1.03abb~#IN-hope;4B:abbensfeld~AND:{Hope mk.1}:RCB#7_dfm1.1.02abb~#IN-35:abbensfeld~AND:{Carys}:*RCB#8_iehovha.{Vahljm}~#GED-117E2:LCB#9_cdfm2.1.02lev~#IN-13:levester~AND:{Lhutz}:*LCB#10_cdfm1.5.02slj~#IN-{D1}:sljtorjs:*RM#11_{Alex}.paradys~#BMD-3A14E:RM#12_mdm2.1.01slj~#IN-94:sljtorjs~AND:{Slj-94}:LM#13_1.{Sub-delta}.frenek.2g~#xxD-01C/#BMD-2FE87:*LM#14_mdm1.8a.03ter~#IN-01:terloni~AND:{Kojo}:CM#15_mdm2.1.01slj~#IN-{A0}:sljtorjs:*CM#16_{Morgana}.Foloris~#BMD-3B003:RF#17_atm3.01lev~#IN-20:levester~AND.{Sanchez}:*RF#18_{Cyedrjk}.vd.madaa~#BMD-387ED:LF#19_lana.vd.fult’rastredii~#GED-11DF0~AND:{Elyana}:*LF#20_{Curio}#001~#xxD-*invalid*~AND:iehovha:*STR#21_sjlvis.{Ghodsjn}~#xPDTx:STR#22_cstm2.01ter~#IN-2B:terloni~AND:{Mialya}


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Commune-PDT.v2 ~ national team ~ association football

*GK#1 _ gkm2.01slj~#{Proto}type/gk2:sljtorjs
GK#2 _ gkm1.4.04abb~#IN-15:ab{Ben}sfeld

*RB#3 _ {Evelyn}.paradys~#BMD-3A150
RB#4 _ kjn.{Ulfsohn}~#GED-1160F
*LB#5 _ dfm1.1.05abb~#prototype/hope:abbensfeld~AND:{Hope mk.2}
LB#6 _ dfm1.1.03abb~#IN-hope;4B:abbensfeld~AND:{Hope mk.1}
RCB#7 _ dfm1.1.02abb~#IN-35:abbensfeld~AND:{Carys}
*RCB#8 _ iehovha.{Vahljm}~#GED-117E2
LCB#9 _ cdfm2.1.02lev~#IN-13:levester~AND:{Lhutz}
*LCB#10 _ cdfm1.5.02slj~#IN-{D1}:sljtorjs

*RM#11 _ {Alex}.paradys~#BMD-3A14E
RM#12 _ mdm2.1.01slj~#IN-94:sljtorjs~AND:{Slj-94}
LM#13 _ 1.{Sub-delta}.frenek.2g~#xxD-01C/#BMD-2FE87
*LM#14 _ mdm1.8a.03ter~#IN-01:terloni~AND:{Kojo}
CM#15 _ mdm2.1.01slj~#IN-{A0}:sljtorjs
*CM#16 _ {Morgana}.Foloris~#BMD-3B003 = Captain

RF#17 _ atm3.01lev~#IN-20:levester~AND.{Sanchez}
*RF#18 _ {Cyedrjk}.vd.madaa ~#BMD-387ED
LF#19 _ lana.vd.fult’rastredii~#GED-11DF0~AND:{Elyana}
*LF#20 _ {Curio}#001~#xxD-*invalid*~AND:iehovha
*STR#21 _ sjlvis.{Ghodsjn}~#xPDTx
STR#22 _ cstm2.01ter~#IN-2B:terloni~AND:{Mialya}

Management and Coaching roles provided by the FCC (Football Committee of the Communadi)

* denotes first team player


additional:
Proto is the new young goalkeeper for the Communadi national team and established goalkeeper for Mogd-Syrdusha Khvadrant'beta. Created by MSKB chief scientist; Anya Sljtorjs, Proto has an additional arm grafted to the top of his left shoulder. An agile keeper with great positioning.
Evelyn is a long standing Communadi defender. Numerous muscular implants provide her with enough strength to hold off the strongest of forwards though her short stature means aerial threats are her greatest weakness.
Hope.mk2 is an upgraded version of his brother, Hope.mk1. Both are creations of the scientific behemoth, Jhed Abbensfeld, the scientist in charge of genetics and biocybermechanics at Communadi league winners, Mogd-Syrdusha Khvadrant'delta. During Sirius Hope's time in hospital following his ankle injury, somehow a DNA sample was obtained and it was from this sample that the Hope series of clones were manufactured.
As Evelyn is prone to weakness from aerial attacks, Valhjm is the ying to her yang. A series of mutations were administered to stimulate growth and he currently stands at 7'2". He is a trusted defender of Mogd-Syrdusha Sentrhaalnoya-Sektor.
D1 is another Anya Sljtorjs creation. Bred for speed, she provides the basis for many counter-attacking threats.
Alex, as captain of Muskult'rhi Sektor-Sevhyer, is a trusted midfielder. He combines well with Evelyn on the right hand side. A powerful shot, he is the Communadi free kick taker.
Kojo, created by Kventina Terloni for Muskula'dheen Sektor-Sevhyer'dvha is another attacking wing player. He partners well with Hope.mk2 in defensive situations whilst giving support to D1's attacks.
The captain, Morgana, has many cognitive implants in additional to the more common muscular ones. Hyper-intelligent, she applies chaos theory in an attempt to calculate how opponents attacks are likely to advance, and therefore how best to stop them as well as how best to attack the opposition successfully. On top of this, she also works as a 'glamour' model (i.e. what constitutes glamour modelling within the Commune) and is marketed as the perfect Communadi woman displaying intelligence, strength, leadership and beauty. She is also captain of Communadi league winners, Mogd-Syrdusha Khvadrant'delta.
Cyedrjk provides the final link in the chain of Evelyn and Alex. Though not a very agile player, ocular implants give Cyedrjk pin-point accuracy. He is quite a selfish player and will regularly shoot from great distances rather than pass to a fellow striker.
Curio is a fifteen year old boy who plays for the Wastelands Conglomerate. He was found alone as a young boy in the Wastelands by a nomadic tribe and taken to Svhobodha where he was raised. Has no discernable implants of any sort. No known parents, no known family and there are no records of him ever existing the Commune and given the tight regulations around sex and procreation, this baffles Communadi officials. Has an unbelievable talent for football. He may be only fifteen but his upbringing has made him resilient beyond his years and even the biggest, strongest defenders in the Commune fail to intimidate or even faze him.
Ghodsjn was originally a Paradystopi striker, though he took being dropped to make way for Luke Benjamin a little hard and changed his allegiance to the Commune. A decent all-round player.

The FCC is a collection of 5 nameless individuals who are connected via hive mind technology. Their orders are relayed to Morgana who, as captain, acts somewhat as a manager in situ.

Unless there are any injuries, the above 11 will be the first team for the entire tournament.


As you may have noticed, the Communadi have rather bizarre looking names. In the Commune, your name is tantamount to your ID badge and must be committed to memory at an early age (forgetting your name or referring to yourself by the wrong name can incur harsh punishments). At this point, if anyone isn't bothered for the more indepth look at Communadi names, the short of it is that should you want to refer to any player, use the name within these { } brackets. 1.{Sub-delta}.frenek.2g~#xxD-01C/#BMD-2FE87, for example, should be known as Sub-delta.

There are four types of inhabitant in the Commune. Human, Genetically-altered Human, Biomechanically-upgraded Human and Humanoid clone. Pure humans will use their current name just like any other country (though containing a national ID number), Biomechanicals and Geneticos use their 'initial' name followed by a BMD or GEM number (BMD - BioMechanic Designation, GEM - Genetic Enhancement Designation) and clones have something similar to a factory number and an IN (Inception number) usually followed by the surname of the senior scientist watching over the process. An AND is an Auxilliary Name Designation, where a name is given to the person which does not exist within their 'basename'.

Any questions? TG me. (Paradystopia)

Style = +5

Do as you wish. Do bear in mind that given the nature of the Communadi, any injuries or deaths may receive swift retribution. Feel free to TG Paradystopia with any ideas you may have involving the team or if you want to kill/injure a player without the vengeance, but no guarantees ...

Do please read the disclaimer in my signature if you haven't already done so.

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Apox
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Civil Rights Lovefest

Postby Apox » Fri Feb 22, 2013 4:27 am

APOX CAMPIONATO ESPORTIVA 5 ROSTER


Manager: Fendergéson Numbá
Style: -2

Spiel: While John Grigia did well, and won our first and only trophy to date, the last Campionato Esportiva, he failed to qualify for the World Cup and didn't make great progress in the Cup of Harmony. Therefore, and sadly, he and the AFB parted ways by mutual consent, as he goes on to manage top Apoxian club Gwinevra Barbarians. Numbá was only recently appointed, an hasn't changed things too much yet, with a big change of personnel thought to occur for the World Cup Qualifiers. He has kept Dravid Scott as captain for his last tournament, now confirmed, and after that only made a few changes, dropping the internationally out of form Chris Maarsden for Marlon Vetta up front.

Team Record: 43-21-23

(starters in bold)
Goalkeepers:
Name Age Caps Sub Caps
William Hewitt 27 31 1
Joleon Small 28 6 1
Joe Frost 24 0 1

Defenders:
Name Age Caps Sub Caps Goals
Chris Neguwa 34 59 6 4
Dan Weekes 28 33 4 3
Jack Forster 27 63 3 6
Jennie Scott 29 46 8 2
Fronden Abel 25 24 6 1

Oley Williams 23 21 6 1
Hans Nielssen 21 6 5 0

Midfielders:
Name Age Caps Sub Caps Goals
Olim Benzari 29 66 2 9
Fran Gracie 24 44 6 8
Will Fich 24 55 4 13

Tom Mills 27 3 12 0
John Carpenter 28 16 5 4
Jack Moses 21 5 3 2
Katie Womble 25 1 1 0
Fari Y 25 16 10 0

Strikers:
Name Age Caps Sub Caps Goals
Dravid Scott 35 75 2 45
Marlon Vetta 24 37 7 17

Keri Ularu 27 16 7 4
Tom Olfa 29 0 3 1
Fred Barnett 24 0 0 0


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Formation:
-------------------Hewitt--------------------
--Forster-----Weekes-----Abel----------Scott
--Benzari-----Fich------Carpenter------Gracie
------------------Vetta---------------------
------------------Scott----------------------

Permissions
My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:

Choose my goalscorers Y
Godmod scoring events Y
RP injuries to my players Y (not too severe, no deaths)
Godmod injuries to my players Y (above being applied though)
Hand out yellow cards to my players Y (max 5)
Hand out red cards to my players Y (max 2)
Godmod other events Y
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The History of Modern NSSports internationalpost.apx (Newswire) The Apoxian Compendium
Winners: Campionato Esportiva IV, V & XVI, World T20 Championships VI, Imperial Chap Olympiad
Runners-up: CoH 58, World T20 Championships V, Campionato Esportiva XII
Third: Campionato Esportiva XIII
Fourth: Campionato Esportiva VII & XV
Baptism of Fire 50, Cup of Harmony 56, World Cup 69, World Cup 73, World Cup 82
Friendly Cups 2 & 6, World T20 Championships II, Campionato Esportiva IV, VIII, XII & XXIII, GCF Season 4, 8 & 10

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Swyftlandre
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Founded: Aug 23, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Swyftlandre » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:17 am

Hetalia: Group off Eight


Hetalia: Group of Eight is a Spinoff of the popular anime series Hetalia: Axis Powers + Hetalia: World Series.




Team:

Image Apox:
Character Description to come
Image Cyborg Holland: 
Character Description to come



Image Dandillis:
Character Description to come
Image Swyftlandre:
Character Description to come



Image Licentiapacisterra:
Character Description to come
Image Northern Sunrise Islands:
Character Description to come



ImageSakhovelo: 
Character Description to come
Image Slembana:
Character Description to come



Image Union Isle:
Character Description to come
Image Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne:

Two Twins. Islo Dorne often hugs up to Islo Aiz, who often neglects or even ignores him. Referencing the Political and Financial History of the Nation.





Minor Characters:

To be announced as they appear

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RP Permissions: Do anything to my players, they'll be free of injuries or death after every game.
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Currently re-establishing my nation to a more Celtic Base. As such, my Capital is no longer San Swyft.

Capital: Avenhelm (7.76Million)
Largest Cities: Sveinhart (3.59Million), Sorro'nye (1.02Million), Faywynne (883,000)
Religion: Paganism (53%. 30% follow Swyftlandian Paganism), Atheism (41%), Catholicism (4%), Other Religions/Unspecified (2%)

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Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne
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Founded: Aug 26, 2012
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Postby Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne » Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:26 am

Will probably post at some point, just wait :D

Check my last CE if not.




Choose my goalscorers? Yes
Godmod scoring events? No
RP injuries to my players? Yes (Not to many though)
Godmod injuries to my players? No (This includes Death)
Hand out yellow cards to my players? Yes (Not too many)
Hand out red cards to my players? Maybe (Please send a TG to me about it first)
Godmod other events? No
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19th Century Beards
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Ex-Nation

Postby 19th Century Beards » Fri Feb 22, 2013 9:54 am

19th Century Beards' Campionato Esportiva 5 squad

Managers
Tom Patedson, 46
Mindougas Gimbiris, 39
A not so successful run in the last Cup of Harmony has been written off due to the team's good performance in World Cup qualifying, and the two managers return, hoping to better their best CE performance, runner-up in CE2, and win the national team's first trophy. The tactics remain largely the same, some slight tweaks have made it more attacking.

Squad
The squad remains totally unchanged since the most recent Cup of Harmony. Despite the situation involving James Manilow and Blake Martin, they still remain on the subs bench. Whether this is due to the managers living in some strange world where they are not missing, or just an administrative error remains to be seen (it's most likely the latter), but 19th Century will have three substitutes on the bench throughout the competition

Starting 11
1-GK-Mattie Burke-25
187cm-72kg-Ministry of Finance-Civil Servant

2-RB-Jack Major-26
176cm-71kg-Ministry of Finance-Civil Servant

3-CB-John Manilow, 41
170cm-83kg-Rushton Capitals-Teacher

4-CB-Paul Milne-31
179cm-79kg-Rushton Juniors-Head of NCBBS

5-LB-Andrew Morrison-20
171cm-73kg-Rushton Nature Reserve United-Bin Man

6-CM-Lee Thompson-33
176cm-70kg-Police Service-Policeman

7-CM-Ian Young-42
194cm-94kg-Ministry of Finance-Civil Servant

8-CM-Paul Newman-31
184cm-82kg-Ministry of Finance-Civil Servant

15-CM/ACM-Jessica Edwards-26
178cm-67kg-Out of Capital Towns-Postwoman

10-ACM-Markus Gimbiris Jr.-21
175cm-71kg-Ministry of Sport-Civil Servant

11-ST-Jack Young-21
173cm-67kg-Ministry of Finance-Civil Servant

Substitutes
12-GK-Thomas Smith-25
191cm-87kg-Rushton Road-Shoe Salesperson

13-CB-Antony Green-33
177cm-73kg-Ministry of Finance-Civil Servant

14-RB-Blake Martin-23
180cm-74kg-Ministry of Finance-Civil Servant

9-ACM-James Manilow-23
182cm-88kg-Caws Lane-Student

16-ST-David Palmer-35
189cm-87kg-Ministry of Finance-Civil Servant

Formation: 4-3-2-1 (The Reverse Christmas Tree)

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Birolika wrote:
Farfadillis wrote:Or maybe something that may sound extremely crazy: he plays but doesn't score, while another player of yours does. :O
I know it may sound ridiculous, but it can prepare you for a distant future when Val Kylx has to retire. It can also help you write a creative RP.


Scrap that, Birolika's idea is awesome.

That might be the first time one of my ideas hasn't been met with the response, "Fine, but where are you going to get all those yaks from?"


Runners-up of Campionato Esportiva II

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Apox
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Postby Apox » Fri Feb 22, 2013 11:24 am

New Times, Old Tricks


by Clement Ashley

Apox 2-0 Swyftlandre 61' Scott, 67' Moses


It was a cold refreshing start to my life as chief sports editor of the Apoxian Word, having taken up my position from Jon Quillisi just one week earlier as he leaves to pursue his TV punditry career. I was standing on the turf at the Royal Stadium one week before the latest Campionato Esportiva was due to start, and exactly 7 hours and 34 minutes until our pre-tournament friendly against Swyftlandre was due to begin.

We could definitely consider ourselves rivals having hosted together the previous edition, and while probably the least pretigious, the Campionato Esportiva is probably the competition closest to my heart. Yes, I'm probably biased because we've won the thing, but the fact that we have links with so many participating countries is great. If we progress out of our group, which should really be minimum expectation, we will most likely bump into people we have links and rivalries with, such as Cyborg Holland, Licentiapacisterra and NSI to name a few.

Anyway, back to the pitch, as I jostled amongst a group of journalists to meet our new manager, Fendergéson Numbá, who seems to be quite a character, though I can't promise I'll always put the correct accents in. After around 45 minutes of waiting, we were told that, disappointingly, he wouldn't be able to make this press meeting, and so it was into the car and back to my flat for a bit of sleep before the game.

I arrived back at the stadium as it was beginning to fill up, and took my place a couple of rows back from the pitch to watch the game. It was a good one. Swyft's players, rather disconcertingly all had names of various Esportivan countries, including two Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne's. The game started competitively, with a slightly weaker Apoxian side as there were a couple of injury or suspension worries that we didn't want to risk, and some of the young players clearly wanted at least some of a game.

However, the great man himself, Dravid Scott, led out the team, and led from the front, coming close in the 8th minute, only for "Union Isle" to palm his shot away. "Cyborg Holland" seems to play a slightly more offensive role, along with "Dandillis", although it was hard to tell as no positions had been announced. Cyborg Holland teed up a great ball for "Licentiapacisterra" who was only able to take an average shot, deflecting off Fronden Abel and into the grateful arms of Will Hewitt.

Another Swyftlandre attack in the 34th minute looked goal worthy, but after a great through ball with only the keeper to beat, Dandillis put too much power on his shot, causing the ball to fly over the goal and into the stands. Who refused to give it back for a while until some stewards got up there to sort things out.

After a couple more attempts for Apox, half time came, and Numba made several changes to try and force an advantage. These changes paid off pretty quickly, with the subbed on Tom Mills playing quite defensively allowing Jack Moses to play a more offensive role, almost turning the team into a 4-3-2-1 formation.

Eventually, the deadlock was broken, with Oley Williams booting the ball up to Dravid Scott on the counter, who, with a sense of inevitability put it away, as he creeps further towards that landmark of 50 goals. The team celebrated and headed back towards the centre line full off confidence, while Swyftlandre looked a little lost, and it showed with Jack Moses dinking the ball in after Fronden Abel's header came asunder of the crossbar, only 6 minutes later.

Swyftlandre looked set to wobble and fall at this point, but, and all praise must go to them, they picked themselves up, and for the last 20 minutes, played well, and the game would have probably ended in a draw, if it were not for that lapse in concentration 30 minutes before time.

Swyftlandre nearly got one back with 2 minutes to go after Marlon Vetta was carded for hanging onto "Slembana's" shirt, and "Dandillis" stepped up to take the free-kick, which fell nicely onto the head of "Cyborg Holland" and was only denied by a great save from Joe Frost who was making his debut for the team.

All in all, a good performance for Numba's team in it's first match since his managerial tenure begun, hopefully it will take us far in this campaign!

Team Sheet from the Game (scorers in bold)
GK - Will Hewitt sub Joe Frost 45'
RD - Jack Forster
CD - Oley Williams sub Dan Weekes 67'
CD - Chris Neguwa
LD - Fronden Abel
RM - Olim Benzari sub Fari Y 67'
CM - Jack Moses
CM - John Carpenter
LM - Fran Gracie sub Tom Mills 45'
CF - Keri Ularu sub Marlon Vetta 45'
ST - Dravid Scott (c)
Last edited by Apox on Mon Nov 18, 2013 4:47 pm, edited 1 time in total.
The History of Modern NSSports internationalpost.apx (Newswire) The Apoxian Compendium
Winners: Campionato Esportiva IV, V & XVI, World T20 Championships VI, Imperial Chap Olympiad
Runners-up: CoH 58, World T20 Championships V, Campionato Esportiva XII
Third: Campionato Esportiva XIII
Fourth: Campionato Esportiva VII & XV
Baptism of Fire 50, Cup of Harmony 56, World Cup 69, World Cup 73, World Cup 82
Friendly Cups 2 & 6, World T20 Championships II, Campionato Esportiva IV, VIII, XII & XXIII, GCF Season 4, 8 & 10

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Licentiapacisterra
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Postby Licentiapacisterra » Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:24 pm

Licentian National Football Team

The wise men always used to say that pride comes before a fall. The Cyan-and-Gold had a rather large fall. After being knocked out of the Campionato early in the knockout rounds, the team then went on to fail to qualify for the World Cup. While expectations for the squad may be a little lower this time, Kelly Sporadic may have his head on the block if the team doesn’t get to at least the semi-finals in Slembanana

Manager- Kelly Sporadic (Silexhera):
The hot seat is becoming ever hotter for Super Kell. After two disastrous tournaments for the Licentian national team, the Silexheran is falling out of favour with many people around the Islands. There are various rumours about who’ll replace him, but he has one last chance to secure his job.

Goalkeepers:

1 – Clark McDonald - 26 years - AFC Farnworth
12 – Cameron Ritchie – 31 years – SC Montfort
13 – Duncan Watson – 28 years – Montfort Wanderers

Full Backs:

2 – Evan Russell – 27 years – Bayern Phoenix (TAE)
3 – Toby Bishop – 25 years – Carrington United
14 – Kevin Boyle – 26 years – Old Corinthians

Centre Backs:

4 – Billy Walters – 31 years – Montfort Wanderers
5 – Sean Stewart – 33 years – AFC Farnworth
15 – Kyran Stevenson – 28 years – St Bart’s
16 – Harvey Morrison – 29 years – Abingdon Celtic

Holding Midfielders:

8 – Nate Parkinson – 27 years – AFC Farnworth – (C)
17 – Mark McKay – 22 years – AFC Farnworth

Centre Midfielders:

6 – Ruaraidh Donaldson – 27 years – Abingdon Celtic
10 – Dylan Knight – 33 years – Montfort Wanderers
18 – Josh Brown – 21 years – Montfort Wanderers
19 – Ben Black - 24 years – Old Corinthians

Wingers:

7 – Lewis Naylor – 27 years – Teva FC (UGO)
11 – Jacob Paterson – 29 years – Montfort Wanderers
20 – Lewis Slater – 32 years – Colesham Athletic
21 – Jared Anderson – 24 years – Carrington United

Center Forwards:

9 - Logan Moran – 31 years – Northbrook Diamonds (PIS)
22 – Alexander Keir – 26 years – SC Montfort
23 – Tyler Henderson – 32 years – Colesham Athletic

Formation – 4-5-1, which may look like 4-3-3 when the wingers move forward

Starting Eleven – 1/3-4-5-2/8/7-6-10-11/9

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Home Stadium – LTI Stadium:
Montfort, Montfort Parish
The spiritual home of the two biggest sports on the Islands, football and lacrosse, LTI Stadium will host the Cyan-and-Gold’s qualifying campaign for the third Cup running. Holding 75,000 screaming Islanders, you can expect a hostile atmosphere when you come to visit Fortress Montfort, as it has become known to the fans.

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Choose my goalscorers Y
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Godmod injuries to my players N
Hand out yellow cards to my players Y
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This nation has now been reformed as the Licentian Isles. Please direct anything intended for me to that nation.

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Cyborg Holland
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Postby Cyborg Holland » Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:37 pm

CHFA present new squad as team looks to move in new direction

You ever get that feeling when you look or think about something and say "Haven't we done this, like, a million times?" WELL, WE'RE NOT DOING THAT. OK, maybe we are a bit. There are a lot of talented players in the country, and what if we've only discovered a tiny tip of them? Huh? Idiot. Anyways, there was a whole series of trial days across the country. ABPD players and amateur players were split into groups of 100 and examined. 10 from each group was then taken and the group was eventually whittled down to just 60 players, who went on a week-long intense training camp on Drenthen, where they trained, played numerous games and were scouted by all the ABPD and NatEc clubs. But they weren't impressed by another spectacular U-turn by the CHFA on squad-selection. Most players left unattached and with an imposing sense of dread that they hadn't made the cut. But for the 23 who received letters from the CHFA, it was a trip to the New Amzterdam Arena and the CHFA to meet their coaches, learn the system and settle into the life of being a professional footballer. But anyways, here's the squad:

    Goalkeepers
  • Rolf Olzenhuit
  • Grigory Jorgensen
  • Peder Reijnder

    Defenders
  • Kasper Alderskamp (c)
  • Samuil van Haenraats
  • Leivin Jeniecksen
  • Fri Aftorsen
  • Esben Bjarnsen
  • Johan van Leeuwenhoek
  • Tijmen Artenzen

    Midfielders
  • Louis Mertens
  • Arjan Pedersen
  • Sinna Simonsen
  • Niels de Klerks
  • Tore Cartensen
  • Halle de Ven
  • Sevaystan Larsen
  • Tim Kirstansen
  • Frans Jensen

    Strikers
  • Ivo Askelsen
  • Aris Lucassen
  • Kai Robben
  • Mark Baaiman

Line-up TBA

~Pyotr

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Postby Commune-PDTv2 » Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:29 am

Ignore the angry tones. Just the Commune being the Commune ...


Greetings. This is the Communadi Preview of the Campionata Esportiva Five group stage.

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my name is ANNIE what's yours?

ANNIE's not my real name. my real name is jennifer but they call me ANNIE.

i prefer jennifer

i'm fourteen years old how old are you?

you don't talk much

you're boring

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made you look

your computer is funny

i've found a lot of silly pictures of you

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and your music is booooooooooooooring

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i've got to go now the football team need me

i'm like their boss

it's awesome do you like the commune-pdt.v2 team?

they're amazing

i want to be just like morgana when i grow up

then i can travel to slembanana and play football

i drew a picture of a banana

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For the Glory of Commune!

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Postby Slembanana » Sat Feb 23, 2013 10:45 am

New group added to OP, schedule fixed (accidentally added an extra bye day).



- So, basically, some random guy sent a prank host bid to the governing body of Esportivan football and, much to our suprise, we're getting to host something about a sport we've never heard of.
- We've never heard of?
- Well, maybe I'm exaggerating, but very few people have heard about football.
- I see. Well, I'm sure all the other nations must suck as much as us at this game, so let's try to get a rotser up or something.
- Yes, Mr. President! By the way, we need some sort of logo for our football association or something to present our roster.
- Well then, wait a moment.

The president grabbed a paper and two markers, one black and one yellow, then he proceeded to draw.

- Done.
- B-b-b-but... Mr. President.
- No need for any compliments, I'm well aware of my fantastic drawing skills.
- Ugh, anyways. Should we conduct the draws for the groups?
- But shouldn't they play against each other to determine the result? Having all draws would be bad!
- No, mister, it's not what I meant. I meant drawing each nation against each other.
- Potasean, I'm telling you, it takes the fun out of the game.
- Ok, sir, but can we determine who plays against each other?
- You've got my permission, just make sure to exclude those pesky Westfield Houseans if they're meant to be here.
- Alright, mister.

A few minutes later...

- Sir, I posted the draws in our official website, two minutes later we got all kind of angry comments for excluding Westfield House. Then we got a mail from Esportiva's football governing body telling us that excluding them wouldn't be acceptable.
- And how did you proceed?
- Easy, I just did the process all again, but excluding Dandillis, a decision I think you won't disagree with.
- Not at all, Potasean, not at all. Did you get any complaints?
- Not at all, Mr. President, not at all.
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Postby Slembanana » Sat Feb 23, 2013 3:02 pm

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Starting XI

Eric McNana, GK, 20 y/o, has a degree in fruit medicine
Nana Ba, LB, 28 y/o, usually a banana merchant, seeking for a new experience as footballer
Gregory Peel, CB, 32 y/o, he's the captain, simply because he's the one who managed to eat the most bananas in the competition to decide it
Harry Potah Sium, RB, 22 y/o, loves to read a novel about some sort of wizards
Chuối Thơm-Ngon, CDM, 26 y/o, tends to claim he's a descendent of the holy Vietnamese Banana King, had to stay at a mental hospital for two years because Vietnam's not a nation
Pie Sang, LM, 34 y/o, has black skin, his name literally means banana in some weird dialect nobody understands
Some random monkey, CM, 10 y/o, tends to have even less of an idea of what football is than most players, but hey, it's a monkey after all
Ana Ban, RM, 20 y/o, the only female player in the team
Howard Ish, 18 y/o, somewhat talented, loves to wash dishes
Apple Pear, FST, 27 y/o, plays as a false striker as some sort of condemnation for his blasphemious name
Ban-Anal Kylx, ST, 20 y/o, an ultra-conservative who wants to ban things that he considers go against God's will, the star striker of the team

Substitutes

John Banana, GK
Jyvx Banagens, CB
Matthew Potassium, CM
Pota Ssium, CDM
Chill Pill, ST
Bana Ssium, ST

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Postby Royal East America » Sat Feb 23, 2013 4:36 pm

The Eastern American Football Team for the Campionato Esportiva
Goalkeeper: Joseph Paulson (New York FC)
Defensive: Albert Ashton (Boston FC)
Defensive: Nicholas Ashton (Baltimore FC)
Defensive: William Hoshikawa (Philadelphia FC)
Defensive: William Dean (Pittsburgh FC)
Midfielder: Nick Paulson (Richmond FC)
Midfielder: Albert Lawrence (Norfolk FC)
Midfielder: Theodore Suzuki (Raleigh FC)
Midfielder: John Donovan (Albany FC)
Forward: Nicholas Patton (Newark FC)
Forward: Andrew Bolton (Atlanta FC)
RP name is Kingdom of Eastern America.
RP nationality name is East American.

Puppet of Lymantatia.

Territory: All of Northeast US, Maryland, Delaware, Virginia, Indiana, Illinois, Michigan, Wisconsin, both Carolinas, Georgia, Alabama, Mississippi, Louisiana (land above Mississippi river), Florida

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Postby Westfield house » Sun Feb 24, 2013 4:43 am

Westfield House's
CE V Squad



Manager: Matthew Johnstone(age 33)
Assistant Manager: Andrew Whitehouse (age 36)
Coach: Brian McFalon (age 43)
Assistant Coach: Raiyaan McCloud (age 47)

POS	Player Name		Age

GK Jamie De Longi 18
GK Parth White 24

DF Micheal Johnstone 24
DF Timothy Blackard 31 Captain
DF Mark Ford 27
DF Gregory Jones 24

DF John Hall 12
DF Archie Elder 16
DF Justin Kingsley-Smith 17
DF Ibrahim Hughes 21

MD Andrew Brown 28
MD Thomas Mutagh 27
MD Sammy Groves 22
MD Richard Holdon 29

MD Gary Hasle 21
MD Harry Hale 25
MD John McDonald 29
MD Bobby Gilin 25

FW Andrew Hall 25
FW Ali Frazer 25

FW Mac Johnstone 30
FW Shafiat Ahmad 23
FW Sam Howard 22
Note: I am making the players into teams but not now.


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Away/Neutral Ground Strip:
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Goalie Strip:
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Choose my goalscorers: Y
Godmod scoring events: Y
RP injuries to my players: Y (Not so Bad)
Godmod injuries to my players: N
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Y (Only one more than your team)
Hand out red cards to my players: N
Godmod other events: Y (No KILLING)

Style Modifiers: +3.1
Current Year: 2051 Paradisian Years (PY)
Main Nation: Boring Paradise
My Favourite RP line

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Slembana
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Left-wing Utopia

Postby Slembana » Sun Feb 24, 2013 5:30 am

(OOC: This will be taking place in June/July 2021 Slembanan time.)

DBK Sports - Football - Squad for Campionato Esportiva 5

Written by Aaron Dartmouth

Here, we will announce our squad for the fifth Campionato Esportiva, which will be hosted in Slembanana. This nation is located north of us, and its name sounds like ours.

Starting XI:
GK: Toby Gapman (age 39)
DF: Hank Bowles (age 27)
DF: Don Adobe (captain, age 29)
DF: Dennis Valfern (age 27)
DM: Follin Maxet (age 31)
RW: Finlay Yalnif (age 36)
AM: Jyvx Dagens (age 26)
LW: Yuppë Tárnix (age 32)
RS: Toby Valfox (age 25)
ST: Val Kylx (age 25)
LS: Harry "Komodo" Young (age 23)
Substitutes:
GK: Kevin Banks (age 27)
DF: Warren Lockton (age 29)
DF: Faryz Volix (age 31)
AM: Joe Baxter (age 21)
AM: Derek Newman (age 21)
ST: Jordan Valfox (age 22)
LW: Javo Jexa (age 33)

Formation: 3-1-3-3

Style: +4.5

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers YES
Godmod scoring events NO
RP injuries to my players NO
Godmod injuries to my players NO
Hand out yellow cards to my players YES, one per player, and one per match
Hand out red cards to my players NO
Godmod other events NO

Manager: Luc Gaudreau (Sicoutimont)

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Shadowbourne
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Founded: Oct 15, 2012
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Postby Shadowbourne » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:14 am

National Football Committee of Shadowbourne

Fø̈tʙäl Ɔøᴍiŧᴇᴇ Nâtɨønäl ƻ Sатякypмøк

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Roster

Campionato Esportiva V



STARTING 11: (C indicates that the player is the team captain, and AC indicates assistant captain.)

GK: Volodymyr Nemolochno (Age 27, plays overseas in Gzbfernigambia, joined the squad after former keeper Krysztof Herzog was caught using steroids.)
D: Zarko Strenadko (AC) (Age 39, retired national team player who had the itch to play again and is using this tournament to restart his career.)
D: Samir Babic (Age 22, university player, is expected to be a top ten draft pick in the Shadowbourne domestic league's next draft)
D: Mattia Wirahadi (Age 24, domestic league player, brother of superstar striker Andrew Wirahadi, has never played internationally before)
D: Algimantas Spillane (Age 23, domestic league player, never played internationally before)
M: Dragan Antonenkov (Age 31, domestic league player, left off national team last year due to injury)
M: Brendon Mateo (Age 17, HS player, last year's National HS player of the Year, member of U-18 team)
M: Cevdet Cochrane (Age 27, domestic league all-star)
F: Andrew Wirahadi (C) (Age 26, domestic league all-star and MVP, best player in Shadowbourne, brother of defender Mattia Wirahadi)
F: Andreas Chiarelli (Age 26, domestic league player)
F: Nicolas Larsson (Age 20, university player and ex-U-18 player)

GK: Argent Cardoso (Age 41, retired domestic league player)
D: Domenico Langner (Age 22, university player)
D: Agnaldo Kapetanovic (Age 29, domestic league player)
M/F: Carmine Mitov (Age 15, high schooler who plays at the collegiate level due to his advanced skills. He is considered the next Andrew Wirahadi)
M: Rob Vladimirov (Age 21, university player)
F: Daishi Loustau (Age 26, domestic league player)

Manager: Xiaodong Russo (Age 28, is the youngest man ever to coach on the National Team staff)
Assistant Manager: Isidoro Bukhave (Age 46, is the manager of the nation's most prestigious college team, Burlingshire University)
Strikers Coach: Patryk Wirahadi (Age 51, is the uncle of Andrew and Mattia Wirahadi and the assistant coach of Northcliffe United)
Midfielers Coach: Emile Radakovic (Age 31, is a national team midfielder who is unable to compete due to an injury and will coach instead.)
Defenders Coach: Gustavo Wield (Age 48, is a top-level high school manager and ex-national team player)
Goalkeepers Coach: Davide Gustavsson (Age 44, is the assistant manager of the Burlingshire University and a former keeper in the Slabøvian league.)
FORMATION: 4-3-3
Style: 2.5

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Kits courtesy of Kirola Sportswear (Audioslavia)
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Kits courtesy of Kirola Sportswear (Audioslavia)

Choose my Scorers? Yes
Assess Cards? No red cards, two yellows per game, limit one per player
Injure Players? Yes, minor injuries only, unless you TG me and I give you permission.
Godmod Events? No
Last edited by Shadowbourne on Sat Mar 02, 2013 8:08 pm, edited 3 times in total.

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2nd Place:
None
1st Place: None
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Northern Sunrise Islands
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Founded: May 05, 2012
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Postby Northern Sunrise Islands » Sun Feb 24, 2013 7:35 am

NORTHERN SUNRISE ISLANDS' NATIONAL SQUAD
FOR THE CAMPIONATO ESPORTIVA V

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For this season, Northern Sunrise Islands did a couple of changes. Instead of using only players playing outside, the squad for this Campionato Esportiva will be different and relying mostly on talent that still plays in the country. This squad is considered the reserve squad, and will participate this way in order to give the national team a break before the next World Cup Qualifiers.

Pos. Num. Name			 Team
Starters

GK 01 Namikaze Satoshi Lorelei eeVees
LB 02 Juan Eduardo Pavel Neuville Scythers
CB 03 Jane Skye Lylat City Starfoxes
CB 04 Tom McCloud Colonial Sile (Vilita)
RB 05 Renato Abreu Matthew City Senators
DMF 06 Chikage Kazama Shanak FC (Patricant)
CMF 07 Milly Trakat SV Granger Bratislavaek
CMF 08 Kitty Trakat SV Granger Bratislavaek
OMF 09 David LaRusso Northcliffe United (Shadowbourne)
SS 10 Guillermo Estrada Stilwater Saints
CF 11 Melina Patiy Adubofértio (Dainer)
Substitutes

GK 12 Luna Tsukamoto Bronies United
LB 13 Richard Matterson Matthew City Rangers
CB 14 Hina Tsukamoto Bronies United
CB 15 John O' Bryant Seltik Shamrocks
RB 16 Edward McElric Thunchester City
DMF 17 Fred Battie Seltik Shamrocks
CMF 18 Elijah Madden Lynder Frosslasses
CMF 19 Brent Madison Lynder Frosslasses
OMF 20 Aoi Matsumoto Lorelei eeVees
SS 21 Lucious Left-Foot Matthew City Rangers
CF 22 Edward Watson Stilwater Saints
Reserves

GK 23 Matt Brentford Stilwater Saints
DEF 24 Jack Webb Neuville Scythers
MID 25 Joseph Brinner SV Granger Bratislavaek
FW 26 Melinna Soto Lylat City Starfoxes

C -- Lynette Bourbon Matthew City Rangers (Style: + 0,5)

Choose my goalscorers: Y
Godmod scoring events: Y
RP injuries to my players: Y (Nothing that can eliminate the player from playing for the whole tournament)
Godmod injuries to my players: N
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Y (Only one more than your team)
Hand out red cards to my players: N
Godmod other events: Y (As long as it doesn't kill anyone)


DE PLACA
NSI's leading sports newspaper!


CAMPIONATO ESPORTIVA V
Star-Studded Shirt for Star-Studded... National Flag

Vulpine Sportif, Northern Sunrise Islands' kit suplier, decided to give a new spin at the Marill's kits, already planning up for the next five years of international play. Reflecting the recent land expansion that NSI had recently, thus including economical paradises such as Stilwater and Boston to culturally important cities such as Shamar and Thunchester, Vulpine Sportif included fourteen stars at the jerseys, aluding to the expansion of territory.

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The new uniforms will debut against Estope in a game for the Group 3 of the Campionato Esportiva V against the team of Estope.
Tails... Watch out, you're gonna crash, aaaaah!
Project +90 | Sunrise's Sportwires (shared with Dainer) | PokéCard ~ Label Guide
Champion: WC 75 and 76, U-15 WC 4 and 6, DBC 29 and 41
Now known as Kita-Hinode

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Cambirano
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Posts: 95
Founded: Aug 30, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby Cambirano » Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:44 am

Cambirano Soccer Association
Campionato Esportiva 5 Roster


After missing the previous four CEs due to bureaucratic mistakes by the CSA, (OOC: aka real life :p ) Cambirano has signed up for the fifth edition. Although it is ranked towards the bottom of all participants due to this being its inaugural CE, the CSA is hoping Cambirano can capitalize on its strong WC performances and reach at least the quarterfinals.

Manager: Klaus Handel
Assistant Coach: Jensen Sversson


Formation: 4-3-2-1
Style Modifier: +3


Starting XI

Goalkeeper: (#1) Theo Walden, Age 31 (C)
Ludet FC
(Caps: 43 Goals: 0)

Left Back: (#2) Titus Borden, Age 28
Scherten City
(Caps: 23 Goals: 0)

Center Back: (#4) Jim Henson, Age 27
AC Barnard
(Caps: 23 Goals: 0)

Center Back: (#5) Joseph Flanden, Age 29
Ludet FC
(Caps: 24 Goals: 2)

Right Back: (#6) Tyler Hansen, Age 25
National FC
(Caps: 24 Goals: 3)

Left Midfield: (#10) Richard Koulares, Age 32
Sporting Heintown
(Caps: 39 Goals: 4)

Center Midfield: (#12) Mark Dallite, Age 29
Scherten City
(Caps: 7 Goals: 0)

Right Midfield: (#14) William St. Mark, Age 27
Donner FC
(Caps: 28 Goals: 10)

Left Attacking Midfield: (#7) Henri de Camouette, Age 26
Newstar FC
(Caps: 24 Goals: 8)

Right Attacking Midfield: (#15) Steven Gurley, Age 28
Ludet FC
(Caps: 21 Goals: 5)

Striker: (#8) Xavier Camette, Age 30
National FC
(Caps: 34 Goals: 18)


Bench:
Goalkeeper: (#24) Peter Vanderhurt, Age 25
Donner FC
(Uncapped)

Goalkeeper: (#25) Bradley White, Age 24
Selanne FC
(Uncapped)

Left Back/Center Back: (#16) Charles Lewis, Age 23
Ludet FC
(Caps: 5 Goals: 0)

Center Back: (#18) Derrick Campbell, Age 26
National FC
(Caps: 6 Goals: 0)

Right Back/Center Back: (#19) Andrei di Mattei, Age 22
Richburg Town
(Caps: 4 Goals: 0)

Left Midfield/Center Midfield: (#21) Christian Stevens, Age 30
Cardette United
(Caps: 10 Goals: 1)

Center Midfield: (#22) Fernando Questas, Age 20
Cardette United
(Uncapped)

Center Midfield/Right Midfield: (#13) Kevin Feldman, Age 28
Donner FC
(Caps: 8 Goals: 0)

Right Midfield: (#26) Stefan Vlachinovsky, Age 32
Ludet FC
(Caps: 8 Goals: 1)

Striker: (#9) Karl Gulfsson, Age 21
Newstar FC
(Uncapped)

Striker: (#11) Kristoff Neumayer, Age 26
Sporting Heintown
(Caps: 4 Goals: 0)


KITS:
(Home/Away/Third/GK)

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You can do really whatever you want if you RP first, but please do not go overboard with injuries and/or cards; I'd appreciate a TG before red cards or major injuries. Other than that, you're free. Please remember that in our offense, Camette, St. Mark, and de Camouette score the majority of goals.
Last edited by Cambirano on Sun Feb 24, 2013 8:45 am, edited 1 time in total.

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THRILLEDGE
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Posts: 156
Founded: Apr 11, 2011
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Postby THRILLEDGE » Sun Feb 24, 2013 9:39 am

Thrilledge Dreadlocks Roster for Campionato Esportiva V


Formation: 4-1-2-1-2
Head Coach: Art Dettinger
Style Modifier: +4

Roster

Starters

GK: Clayton Lyles
LB: Ethan Snyder
CB: Dallas Anderson
CB: Blair Jennings
RB: Quinn Stokes
DM: Stan Warwick
LM: J.D. Davidson
RM: Colt Gallagher
AM: James Thrillis
LS: Blastings Thrilledge (C)
RS: Kris Dockery

Substitutes

GK: Justin Barrett
CB: Cameron O’Neill
RB: Seth Cunningham
LM: Jordan Somerfield
CM: Paul Wellingsly
CM: Donovan Blake
ST: Jimmy Feichtus

MD1: vs Paradystopia
MD2: vs Slembana
MD3: vs Shadowbourne
MD4: vs Westfield House
MD5: vs Slembanana

My opponent, if they RP first, may do the following:
Choose my goalscorers: Y
Godmod scoring events: Y
RP injuries to my players: N
Godmod injuries to my players: N
Hand out yellow cards to my players: Y, as many as you want
Hand out red cards to my players: N
Godmod other events: Y
Baptism of Iron X Champions
Campionato Esportiva II Champions
Third Place: Campionato Esportiva V
Fouth Place: World Bowl 20
Quarterfinals: World Bowl 19, WBC 24
Round of 16: WBC 21, WBC 23, World Cup of Hockey 18, World Bowl 18

Esportiva

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Chun-nan
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Posts: 29
Founded: Aug 31, 2012
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Postby Chun-nan » Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:18 pm

Chun-nan is probably the least popular place of Esportiva for a good reason. What do we even have of importance? The last thing a small group of people remember from us is that some silly game named a place after us. And that place basically had a Phoenix painted in neon wanting to harass and old man to then have a WEREHOG save him. Silly is an understatement.

Anyways, we do have a decent thing going in football. Sure we ain't looking for playing at the World Cup. We have better things to do, places to go and stuff to build instead of going to play against boring old teams and get beaten swiftly, so, basically, we only play soccer for fun and to play at Esportiva or Emirates of Futurnia.

So, obviously, when someone at the Chun-nan Football Association asked how would it be if we entered the Campionato Esportiva, they said that the only way they would ever allow such sillyness would be if Chun-nan played in a field full of bananas. Thanks to some twisted conspiration, the tournament ended up in Slembanana (It could be worse, it could be in Grapeox or Northern Sunrice! I mean, we already have enough Rice and Grapes at our good ol' land...) and so, the team packed bags for the first participation of Chun-nan's national team at something.

CHUN-NAN'S NATIONAL SQUAD
FOR THE CAMPIONATO ESPORTIVA V

Pos. Num. Name		 
GK 01 Hun Kae Chan [Captain]
CB 02 Zhan Zao Ken
CB 03 Phai Zon Ik
CB 04 Bru Zon Ik
DMF 05 Ma Ka Ku
CMF 06 Bra Zi Il
CMF 07 Ma Koon Ha
CMF 08 Lah Zan Ha
OMF 09 Gan Gna Am
CF 10 Rah Ti Noh
CF 11 Ta Nu Re

GK 12 Bruh Blu Uh
CB 13 Ami Roh Ze
CB 14 Ka Na Lha
CB 15 Tra Peh Zi
DMF 16 Za Bu Lahi
CMF 17 Ti Il Mao
CMF 18 Ma Du Rah
CMF 19 Cha Il Ve
OMF 20 Ah Brah Vel
CF 21 Li Ul Kang
CF 22 Ku Ung Laom
GK 23 Su Ah Mai
CB 24 Ba Zu Kah
CMF 25 Fre Ih Jah
CF 26 Bo Rah Cho [Also Coach]

Style: +3
RP: Pretty much the same rules of NSI. The ones in Bold are the starters.


Obviously going around to find players for the team was an issue. For start, football isn't professional in Chun-nan, so they had to try and get the players that had professions that didn't have a need of their presence in a full way. From the whole list of players that would travel to Slembanana, only three of them played professional football and normally not at big teams: Gan Gna Am, the dancer, is normally at the bench of Mateusiânia, a team of Matthewsiania; Bra Zi Il, the skillfull player of the team has played some full games at NSI's Steelport AC and Lah Zan Ha, the chubby, shall play at a new team of Knuckia, Churros de Florinda.

So, they had to go around and search for people that could play football a little better than nothing and weren't doing anything special. Ba Zu Kah, Bo Rah Cho, Li Ul Kang and Ku Ung Laom were at some poor dojo, Ma Ka Ku wanted to meet some relatives from Slembanana (the name pretty much says it, really), Ma Koon Ha was a prisioner for drug trafficking and so on.

The only good news for the Chunese team was that, well, Vulpine Sportif decided to pair with the new team and sent some uniforms.

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Sure that the dragon looks more like Scorpion's spear, but whatever, it's not like the dragon would leave the shirt and play for the team anyways, so chances are they will be eliminated of the tournament in a minute.
This is Chun-nan. A puppet of Northern Sunrise Islands!

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Cyborg Holland
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Postby Cyborg Holland » Mon Feb 25, 2013 2:46 pm

CHFA finally name line-up

Just hours before kick-off of our first game vs Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne, the CHFA has finally decided to tell who is actually playing out of this group. I'm afraid I can't pass judgement as I simply don't know who these guys are, but they're playing 4-4-1-1, so, y'know...

GK: Rolf Olzenhuit

RWB: Esben Bjarnsen
CB: Kaspar Alderskamp (c)
CB: Leivin Jeniecksen
LWB: Johan van Leeuwenhoek

RW: Niels de Klerks
CM: Tore Cartensen
CM: Frans Jensen
LW: Tim Kirstansen

CAM: Kai Robben

CST: Ivo Askelsen

Good luck...

~Pyotr

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Slembanana
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Posts: 32
Founded: Oct 20, 2012
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Postby Slembanana » Mon Feb 25, 2013 4:14 pm

Just for being the first matchday, everyone gets weird situations for their matches! Feel free to ignore them.

19th Century Beards 1–1 Chun-nan @ Banana Colosseum, kicked-off 9:00, half time lasted twice as usual because the referee wanted a little more rest
Cyborg Holland 2–1 Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne @ Banambley Stadium, kicked-off 8:45, incidents involving a bananazooka, three dogs and a lazy referee made this game start 2 hours later than expected
Earo 0–1 South Slembana @ Apple Stadium, kicked-off 14:00, due to some quirk of destiny, the referee was a vampire, and he didn't like the hour that was set for him, so he didn't arrive, there were no replacements, so it took an hour for a fan to volunteer

--Group 1                  Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Cyborg Holland 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
2 South Slembana 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
3 19th Century Beards 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
Chun-nan 1 0 1 0 1 1 0 1
5 Islo Aiz ens Islo Dorne 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
6 Earo 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0


Licentiapacisterra 2–0 Wittenbach @ Die Banana, kicked-off 20:00, the referee was a monkey
Apox 3–1 Commune-PDTv2 @ Die Banana, kicked-off 21:50, originally intended to be played at 20:00, due to an error in the schedule, started immediately after the above match
Byfugland 1–0 Swyftlandre @ Banambley Stadium, kicked-off 8:45, incidents involving a bananazooka, three dogs and a lazy referee made this game start 2 hours later than expected

--Group 2                  Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Apox 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
2 Licentiapacisterra 1 1 0 0 2 0 +2 3
3 Byfugland 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
4 Swyftlandre 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
5 Commune-PDTv2 1 0 0 1 1 3 −2 0
6 Wittenbach 1 0 0 1 0 2 −2 0


Sakhovelo 0–1 Cambirano @ Apple Stadium, kicked-off 18:00, a colony of Banafra Birds shat on the referee on his way to the stadium, had to go back home and change clothes, arrived on time, but refereed using his pijama
Northern Sunrise Islands 1–0 Estope @ Banambley Stadium, kicked-off 15:30, it started raining just before the match and, sadly, the referee has hydrophobia, so a new referee had to replace him, who arrived late because of the traffic
Bongo Johnson 1–0 Royal East America @ Apple Stadium, kicked-off 4:00, the referee had a hangover and arrive four hours late

--Group 3                  Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 Bongo Johnson 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Cambirano 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
Northern Sunrise Islands 1 1 0 0 1 0 +1 3
4 Estope 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Royal East America 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0
Sakhovelo 1 0 0 1 0 1 −1 0


Slembanana 2–1 Shadowbourne @ Banana Collosseum, kicked-off 20:00, the referee was confused and went to Slembana's match instead, arrived late due to that
THRILLEDGE 3–1 Paradystopia @ Banambley Stadium, kicked-off 22:00, referee found a banana in the middle of the street, hit by a car, it took the replacement an hour to arrive
Slembana 3–2 Westfield House @ Banana Collosseum, kicked-off 20:00, the referee was confused and went to Slembanana's match instead, arrived late due to that

--Group 4                  Pld   W  D  L   GF  GA  GD  Pts 
1 THRILLEDGE 1 1 0 0 3 1 +2 3
2 Slembana 1 1 0 0 3 2 +1 3
3 Slembanana 1 1 0 0 2 1 +1 3
4 Westfield House 1 0 0 1 2 3 −1 0
5 Shadowbourne 1 0 0 1 1 2 −1 0
6 Paradystopia 1 0 0 1 1 3 −2 0
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