The Street
Kazzoria PWN Altimarus
Altimarus 4, Kazzoria 11
Hey bluds! We is like reporting on this beach footy and this. It was all like kick this way and they like kicked it this way and then they like, kicked it that way. Then Kazzoria like totally pwned this other bunch of homies like totally random. I would talk about the like game blud, but I was too busy staring at this girl like blud, see was totally fit. But Kazzoria were like pwning which was like da best.
The game like started and der were all these people like and they were like kicking this ball right, standard. Then It was like going in the net like ya know blud? These hommies were all like against these other hommies and they were all like random running around like they had da shits. When like all the hommies sat down on their arses it was like 7-2 to like our hommies, this happened like twice bluds and I got like sume beer at this stand. Then I watched and like the Kazzorin hommies scored 14 goals and the Altimarus hommies got pwned off their face like all random and dis and they got like four points which was like pathetic like. Now der Kaz hommies are like play dess Eastfield Lodge peoples.
We don't like der Eastfield Lodge peoplez, they is da titchy little stinkas! We don't like dem and we haven't beaten dem yet and there will be like more riots coz we likes to injure dem stinkas! If der Kaz win they will play Carmadin or Spitfyred1, but probably der first ones coz they is sick blud! See ya hommies!
(OOC: Sorry for my infrequent and attrocious roleplaying, I'm struggling for inspiration.)