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Valanora
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Postby Valanora » Mon Sep 28, 2009 4:50 pm

Ithlinnnyl Angelotic was finding the city of Char Sara to be quiet, far more quieter than that of even the slow paced Longview. For being a religious center for the majority of the country, the city moved at a snails pace and there was the eerie lack of noises of any kind coming from the streets. No conversations, no pets making hay, not even the tap of the heavy footed humans and dwarves, it was as if the city itself was dead, or asleep. It was not what she was expecting when she had picked up and left everything she had built up in Longview. The only day there was any sign of life from the denizens was that opening day of the World Cup when the national team was playing against some debutant to the Finals. For a brief twelve hours that day, there had been a vibrant and thriving soul to the city, but that was quickly diminished the following morning, as if the previous day's occurrence had been nothing but a dream. It irked the young elf quite a bit that an entire city's populace could be in such a lethargic state and nothing was doing anything about it. Did the rest of the country not know what was going on with the citizens of one of the most important cities in the country? If they did, was there simply nothing that they could do, or was there even a concern among those in the higher powers about the anomaly? Everything about the entire situation was felt terribly wrong to her, and she decided to do something about it even if no one else seemed to be doing so.

The ominous shadow that the fabled Mount Sumarja cast over the region had kept her still until now. The idea that so many divine and supernatural things were concentrated in a single space, albeit at different altitudes, frightened here just enough to keep her silent and still. Even as wounded as she was with the loss of her family, she was still a strong and bold woman, one who had previously had dreams of running the Angelotic House as a matriarch like her mother. That boldness finally ebbed away at her fear and she began the trek to the mountain that was just a handful of miles away from the city. She didn't know if she really believed that one could be banished to the Seven Elvish Hells or transcend to the Gray Havens at this strange mountain, but she did know that the High Priestess' Temple was inside the cave complexes. Surely the leader of the nation's faith would take action against such a demeanor among the people of the faith's goddess?

The climb to the caves looked far easier than she had anticipated it to be. She had brought along rock climbing gear thinking that she was going to have to scale the mountain, but there at the base of the mountain was a staircase. It was dusty and each step quite steep, but the staircase was there and winding up to around the halfway point of the mountain, where it was clear a series of caves was placed. Ithlinnnyl was sure that these caves were surely the entrance to the Temple, and proceeded cautiously up the side of the mountain. She had nearly slipped after a handful of steps upwards when her hand grasped a pile of dirt instead of the hard surface of the staircase, causing her to have to quickly grab a hold with her other hand before losing her balance. The rest of her journey upside the staircase was uneventful, if not for it being a long, rugged, and tiring process. She had left Char Sara at the break of dawn, and as she pulled herself over the edge of the last step and into the entrance of the caves, the sky hard darkened to a navy blue with a crescent moon providing just enough light for her to see that the entrance to the caves had in fact been doored off. Where there should have been a vast, dark, and empty space instead stood a sparkling marble door, with images of bows, stars, and a single large tree built into it. Standing in front of the door was a robed figure who stepped forward just enough to reveal long, silver hair draping out from her hood.

"Welcome Ithlinnnyl, the High Priestess is waiting for you tales."
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Postby Bazalonia » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:07 pm

"This is World Cup Daily, and I'm your host Leo Jackson. Exclusive BazSport coverage of the World Cup. Today saw the world cup go into full swing with matches all over Bazalonia and Cafundéu. So let's Bring in once again our favourite match predictor, Fred Jones. And see how he's gone... Hello Fred."
"Hi, Leo let's get right into it...

Group F saw Akbarabad upset Kosovoe and win their match in Fauxhan, 2-1. Dancougar slipped through a strong Jasiyun defense to make the scoreline 1-0. The scoreline was a bit too close for comfort but this group is certainly on it's way to matching my predictions.

Group G saw Vephrall keep Septentronia to a 2-all draw and Sorthern Northland barely keep ahead of The Macabees with a 3 - 2 result. Septentrionia and Vephrall still have to meet Sorthern Northland and who gets the points against the top seed will certainly have an advantage. Vephrall will need to win against the Macabees certainly do-able but The Macabees have shown themselves to be a tough side, so it's still an uphill climb for the Vephrallers

Group H saw Valanora dominate Isselmere-Nieland, I'll still maintain this team won't get any points but Bears armed has stolen 3 points from the Holy Empire. The She-bears should now progress along with Valanora and finally...

Group E, The Bazalopes certainly dispatched the Somewhereistonians scoring 3 goals to their opponents 1. Qazox and Ad'ihan traded goals but Qazox just pipped Ad'ihan at the bell 4-3. The Bazalopes will certainly be having an interesting time with their hardest challenge coming up next against Qazox, a win or 2 draws will be enough for the Bazalopes to secure entrance into the next round. Though it is still too close to call."

"Thank you Fred, speaking of the 3-1 result we have a special visitor in the studio today from the Eagles of Somewhereistonia, Svante Klug. Welcome to the Show."

Svante, appeared in a close up, before they returned to a mid shot, Leo asked his first question.

"Your first game in the World Cup finals, and you're up against the hosts ... how did that make you feel?"

"Its great to have finally qualified, almost as good as winning the baptism of fire, seems ages away now. Coming into each match i need to focus, the guys need to focus, we lost our edge in the first game."

"So you are coming away from the match with greater experience, it must of been hard as a goalkeeper to see the Bazalonian goals get past you, Do you take heart from the goal your own team scored?"

"Getting on the scoresheet is always a good thing, we have shown we can score, if we get our defence right and focus we can still qualify. It's always hard to conceed goals, i made a couple of mistakes myself but i just focus on what i need to do next."

"So it's fair to say then that your match against Ad'ihan is a must win game. Do you believe that you will be able to learn enough from your first game in time to affect the outcome of your next match?"

"As a side we seem to work quite well and learn quickly, looking at our qualification we can say that the loss is probably a blip that we can overcome, time is not an issue i think."

"As the Bazalopes are at home, was there anything that you brought from home, personally, for whatever reason?"

"Other than basic stuff like clothes and whatever, no. My thoughts are in my head not in little objects, I don't need them for anything. My wife is over here supporting me so I can't think of anything more I need."

"Alright, thank you for your time.

"no problem, glad to be here"

"Before you go. I do have a little gift for you. As a token of our appreciation."

"a gift?" Svante Klug was indeed surprised at this suggestion as a small gleaming silver trophy was once again brought in by a stagehand. Leo took it and help it so the camera could do a close up on it. The inscription read "Bazalonia's favourite underdog."

"Wow, this is amazing! I'll have to find room on my mantlepiece for this, right next to the world cup medal im soon to win." Svante started to laugh as he took the trophy and raised it in triumph. However his laughter soon faded into non-existance as there was another guest to be had.

"It seems there has been another speight of unusual crimes have occured and once again, we've got Special Agent Michael Weatherly of the BFP to talk to us about them. Micharl."

"Thank you Leo. Reports have come in from all over Bazalonia mainly in cities hosting world cup events of various stolen items. Witnesses have reported unusual quantities of mice in the area immediately after the items went missing. The BFP has jurisdiction on these crimes and there is no discernable connection between the items or the victims of the theft. The BFP is taking this very seriously and warns anyone planing criminal activity during the world cup that you will be stopped. Thank you."

"Well, there we have it, thieving mice... quite unusual indeed. Now a word from our sponsors..."
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Postby Cafundeu » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:17 pm

RP cutoff for the teams in Bazalonia, although *nevermind*.

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Postby Silexhera » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:28 pm

Jeremy Jaffacake is a terminally fallible bad-guy. He may have the destructive instincts of a Moriarty or a Joker, the ego of Kevin Spacey in Se7en and the greed of a Faust or Speed's Dennis Hopper, but has none of the brilliance of either of the above. He's a Machiavellian genius, for a given value of genius, but its the first word in that phrase which is responsible for his current actions. The likes of Rami Niblick and Franz Braddock - and Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips for that matter - have been getting one over on him for far too long now. It was time to do something about it, in the only way Jeremy knew how.

He slides from the shadows in Braddock's make-shift office. Braddock and West, the young, bribable Sarzonian reporter, had left a minute ago.

"Weren't you wondering who paid your tab the other night?" Jeremy had asked.
"I... I still don't know" Travis West had replied. "But... I didn't think it was you, I mean I saw you leave... well, I assume I saw you leave, there were so many people around you... laughing... and pointing..." Jeremy cut him off before Travis dug himself into a hole.
"You mean you actually didn't see me leave"
"Well..."
"But you didn't. You just said you didn't. You weren't sure"
"Well I suppose..."
"Then what I'm saying could be true" Jeremy had said. "I paid your tab for you. I know you're a young, eager journalist and I also know this job doesn't exactly pay well. Newspapers can be a bit iffy about paying expenses if they're for tabs in exotic bars and restaurants. I did you a favour, kid, because I like you. Now, you can do a favour for me.."

Two minutes later, Jeremy had been sitting in a dark locker-room, warm and damp from the eleven sweaty Sarzonian bodies that had changed and celebrated in it half an hour earlier. It stank. Still, it afforded him what to a journalist amounted to a grand-stand seat for Franz Braddock's office. From here he could hear everything that would go on in that room, even without a glass pressed to a wall.

Such a shame that the interview wasn't interesting in the slightest. Jeremy toyed with ideas. So, Carletta Ryan was a hot-headed bitch was she? Well that was no use to him now. Before the Sarzonia game it might have been. He may have been able to rile her into getting sent off, but no.

"I damn well showed his son something", Braddock had said. "Pah!" Jeremy had thought. Jerome Jaffacake-Phillips took after his dad. Thats why Jeremy couldn't stand him. It was no wonder Jerome had gone into the business world after retiring from football, selling those god-awful JMC football shirts to idiot countries that couldn't recognise quality from guacamole. Jerome wanted to be a big shot. Once his youthful exuberance had dissipated, he had gelled his hair back, donned a suit and set out to make as much money as possible. People had said his appointment to the post of Silexhera manager was an act of quiet respect for his father as well as a sense of pride of heritage. Bollocks. The Silexheran F.A. were paying him off with the gate receipts from their big games. If Silexhera had no money, he'd have laughed at the job. JJ-P was just in it for the money, and the chance to get a bigger and better job with bigger and better money later on. If a top-20 nation or club inquired as to whether he was free to move jobs, he'd bite their hand off as long as it was holding enough cash. Bless him. Just like his dad.

So. Nothing to gain from the interview. Just a few snide asides from Franz at Jeremy's expense. "Lucky to be in a job" my arse. I walked into top spot in the Silexheran media, didn't I? I've still got what it takes, unlike you, 'Braddock'. You're so old you've stopped buying green bananas."
Jeremy had reverted to Plan B, and it was that which he was executing now.

He threw his trench-coat over the chair and sat quickly at Braddock's computer. It amazed him that Braddock even knew how to work a computer. He retrieved a large photo from his coat pocket. It was a picture of a man in the middle of a.. 'trist'... with a goat. It was a faithful old picture that he had used before, most memorably in response to a Rami Niblick jibe. Hah. He'd use it again, in a way that would implicate Braddock in a little scandal quite beautif...

*SNAP*

"Bye!"

Rami Niblick put his camera away and ran off. Jeremy looked around the room, trying to blink the light-induced rings away from his eyes. The photo, had Niblick got it in focus, would include the man-goat picture at the perfect angle to be seen, right next to his own head, and a computer, and a desk, and some curtains, and a poster, all with Sarzonian F.A. crests on them.

Jeremy was in big, big trouble. Maybe Franz was right. Maybe he wouldn't be in a job very, very soon.
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Postby Bazalonia » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:29 pm

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Postby Krytenia » Mon Sep 28, 2009 5:52 pm

"Look Jerome, I don't care if he is your father, you're too old to put up with all the crap he gives you. And in the press and everything! Now look, I've gotta go do a thing now, you just keep your chin up. And beat them damn Starblaydis, K? Tell Cleo I'll call her later. Ciao!"

Rami Niblick flipped his 'phone shut. For once, he wasn't following the ups and downs of the Aces' training sessions; he'd gone to get an interview with a man who'd gone up in his estimation the past few days. Namely, Franz Braddock.

He turned the corner, and saw Braddock leaving his office with a younger man...one he did not recognise. He also saw the end of a long coat swoosh into the room the Sarzonia manager had just left.

He'd recognise that damn trenchcoat anywhere.

He sped up, and took a digital camera out of his bag. He stuck his head round the door.

"Smile!" he said, visibly startling the old man in the trenchcoat.

The look on Jeremy Jaffacake's face was priceless. He hadn't expected that.

"Bye!" Rami called, and sped off in chase of his prey.

"Mr Braddock!" he shouted. "A word for the Krytenian press?"
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Postby Jeru FC » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:20 pm

Kaye: Hello! I'm Kaye for Naked News! I'm with the Jeru FC coach. I've got exciting news from Cafundéu. Our boys beat Sargossa 3-1 meaning ... WE'VE MADE THE SECOND ROUND!
Brian: Yes, it's exciting times.
Kaye: You don't seem excited ...
Brian: I am but I'm the coach. I have to be the beacon of order and control.

Kaye: The boys are getting drunk
Brian: I'll let them get drunk today. They earned their reward.
Kaye: As a former Jeru FC player, this is exciting. I wish I was playing right now.
Brian: I sure you're want to.

Kaye: The boys played a great game today.
Brian: Playing the weakest side, we had to win against them. Krytenia are not an easy team to beat.
Kaye: Yes, a huge effort by the boys.
Brian: Yes, they knew it was time to step up and be real men.

Kaye: Means everyone gets their bonus
Brian: Well, yes. I've got bills to pay ...
Kaye: And Krytenia beat the hosts 1-0.
Brian: Well, the hosts must be disappointed!

Kaye: Two 1-0 losses for Cafundéu. Not something to be proud about.
Brian: Considering they are the 5th seed in this cup.
Kaye: You must be proud of your team.
Brian: Well, they found out Marie had a kid. They wanted to prove to Marie, they had become men in this cup. They are now men. Yes, they are still bloody idiots but idiots who can play world class football.

Kaye: So a big game against Krytenia.
Brian: We can win, I have confidence in this team.
Kaye: We're ready to take on all comers?
Brian: Why not? We're got nothing to lose, all to gain.

Kaye: I for one, I'm just really excited.
Brian: Well, it's hard to hide these things when one is naked.
Kaye: I don't care, this our time. Jeru FC finally break the drought.
Brian: Let's go celebrate with the boys.

Kaye: Yeah, it's about time Jeru FC got some respect!
Brian: We will now.
Kaye: Let's hope Jeruselem can win and join us too. Newmanistan too.
Brian: Me too, you putting on any clothes?

Kaye: Who needs clothes? I'll just be covered in beer and all my clothes will be ruined.
Brian: I suppose.

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Postby Sarzonia » Mon Sep 28, 2009 6:24 pm

For Travis West, seeing the man in person was startling. Sure, he'd seen a number of things since his gruff editor surprised many of his Daily Mail colleagues by giving him the Stars beat.

He'd chronicled the Stars rapid ascension from the very bottom of the world to a top-25 ranking much faster than anyone had a right to expect. He'd watched the Stars come within one point, one stinking point, of advancing to the World Cup finals in its first appearance following a 13-cup absence.

During his watch, one Hall of Fame legend turned the keys to the football programme over to another as he replaced his now-Hall of Fame father in charge of all matters Sarzonian football. He'd watched an octogenarian manager prove he could still win even after many years away from the game.

He was keenly aware of history. Of Sarzonia's. Of the rest of the footballing world. He knew the name Simeone Di Bradini. He knew the name Jeremy Jaffacake. And now here was Jaffacake walking toward him. Even with his best efforts, he likely was doing a rather poor job of hiding his incredulity when one of the most infamous figures of world football was approaching him.

"Weren't you wondering who paid your tab the other night?" he heard Jaffacake say.

After a couple of moments of the conversation, West's right eyebrow arched slightly.

"A favour for you? Wh-- what did you have in mind?"

Meanwhile, Braddock thought about escorting West from harm's way -- from Jaffacake's way -- but decided he'd have to learn the consequences of his actions from a likely irate editor. He heard someone say something from behind.

"Mr. Braddock! A word for the Krytenian press?"

Krytenian? Braddock thought. He'd pondered speeding up his walk slightly in an effort to give the Krytie a cold shoulder but decided he might as well humour the man.

He turned around, and feigning irritation, said, "you know my media availability ended once I left the dressing room." Adding a smirk to show the man he was joking, he said, "what can I do you for?"
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Postby Silexhera » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:21 pm

He couldn't do it. Not now. He stood up, slowly, his world spinning and not just because of the loss of his night-sight from the flash. He wobbled as he got up and threw his beloved trench-coat over his shoulders. "Right Jeremy" he thought to himself "this is it. Professional now. No worrying, no nerves, lets do something about this. Its save-the-career time. Now or never. Now lets go... think as you move... GO".

He leapt from his seat to the door and closed it, slowly, behind him. Jeremy began to skulk. Up ahead of him, Franz and Rami seemed to be sharing a joke. They turned a corner, walking towards the exit to the building, to the car park, most likely. Jeremy decided not to follow them. He was too clever for that. The back exit. That was the way.

Jeremy doubled back and turned the corner as quietly as possible, before dragging his aching fifty-year old frame into a sprint for the double doors at the end. They were open. Thank god. He found himself outside the stadium, on the wrong side to get to the car-park. Never mind. He hadn't rented a car anyway, but he knew Rami had, and he knew Rami drove like an old woman AND didn't know his way around Cafundeu. If he hailed a cab, he could beat the damned Krytenian back to his hotel with time to spare. Time to... do evil. Muahaha and all that.

Five minutes later he was in a cab and formulating a plan. First though, he would need some equiptment. He got the attention of the driver.
"Excuse me old chap! Where in Cafundeu would I find a cat, a pipe and a swivel chair?"
"Que você está falando aproximadamente, Silexheran louco?" replied the driver. Shit.
"Erm... Eu preciso.... alguns... gatos" said Jeremy. "Gato..."
"Gato?"
"Si. Gato."
The driver pulled up after just a minute. This wasn't Rami's hotel. It was a strip club. Shit. His translation of 'I want some cats' was slightly wrong...
"No. no. Eu quero comprar. Compra. Um gato. E uma tubulação. E um carvão animal. Assento. Isso vai circularmente. Em um círculo. Revolve?"
"Ah!" said a very confused driver, who nevertheless liked where this was going. He started the cab again...

...Half an hour later, Jeremy was outside Rami Niblick's hotel with a cat, a swivel chair, and a pipe. In the past thirty minutes he had seen things that he had never wanted to see in his entire life, and definitely never wanted to see again. The place where he found he could still purchase a live cat at seven o'clock in the evening was the most harrowing and horrific place he'd ever visited, and he'd visited Squornshelous.
Jeremy got out of the cab and put down his peculiar luggage, taking in a lungful of he Cafunduese air. It was warm and humid but hey, anything to get rid of the taxi smell. He patted himself down. In the big left-hand pocket of his trench-coat he found a baseball cap. In the small left-hand pocket of his trench-coat he found a number of felt, velco-backed letters. He picked three out at random and stuck them to his cap, before folding his trench-coat around the cat and the pipe, and slinging the chair over his shoulder. He made his way to reception.

"Excuse me!"
"Que?"
"Fuck." there was no point risking it. He needed someone who spoke English to pull this off.
"Mim Silexheran. O homem na recepção fala Silexheran? Fala Silexheran?"
"Um minuto..."
Jeremy waited.
"Jes sir? Can I be help?"
"Good evening sir! I am from... erm..." Jeremy lifted his cap from his head and read the letters he'd stuck to it, before placing it back. "I'm from JMC..." damn "...which stands for... stands for... "Je Moving Company". I have a delivery here for a Mr. R. Niblick."
The man at reception looked at his computer.
"J'am sorry sir. No Niblickcao here."
Shit.
"Erm.. sorry, his full name is 'Daniel Rami Niblick Whealdon. Probably in your database as D. Whealdon..."
"Ah jes, jes! Room 102 sir. You want I take package for him? He not in."
"No thankyou sir" Jeremy replied. "He has given me the key."

One minute later, Jeremy, the cat, the swivel chair and the pipe were letting themselves into Rami's room. Well, it was mainly down to Jeremy's lock-picking skills. He stepped in and looked around, closing the door behind him. A clock on the wall. Damn, was it that late? He shouldn't have stopped for the cat. With the benefit of hindsight it was a needless luxury, but Jeremy liked to do things properly. It did not, however, leave him time to execute Plan A: Using Rami's computer and email account to wreak havoc on his rival's career. On to Plan B. Jeremy hoped it wouldn't go as badly as it did last time. Plan B: Make it look like Jeremy has wreaked havoc on Rami's computer, when in actual fact he'd done nothing of the sort. Fear was the greatest of bargaining tools.

After reaching over to turn on Rami's computer, Jeremy put the swivel chair down in the middle of the room. He'd leave his trench-coat on, this time, for effect, and sat down. Picking up the cat and putting the pipe in his mouth, he swivelled the chair to exactly the right angle to make him look as imposing as possible to whomever walked through that door.

He lit the pipe, and waited.
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Postby Krytenia » Mon Sep 28, 2009 7:29 pm

WARNING: This post contains some strong language, and reference to Sarzonia. It is therefore not suitable for younger readers.

OOC: Sarz - feel free to RP the interview, I can't think of any questions to ask right now.

Rami was proud of his day's work. He'd needled Braddock a bit with some of his questions about how an older man like himself could compete against "a younger boss like...oh, let's say...David Wolverton." Yes, OK, so it made him almost as bad as old Jaffacake, but hey, Braddock is a Sarzonian - at least of sorts. And that picture of Jeremy...oh yes, that was a masterstroke. The old man was, in no uncertain terms, completely fucked.

He put on the wireless earpiece of his mobile phone.

"Call Cleo."

The mobile phone dialled an eleven-digit number.

"Pesaroso. O número que você discou não é reconhecido."

"SLANI INTERNATIONAL DIALLING!"

Rami tried again.

"Call 0-0-1-1-8-5-9-0-8-2-5-9-8-7-0."

The phone rung without any complaints from the Portuguese-speaking automaton.

"Hello?"

"Cleo, it's Dad. Did you get the picture I e-mailed you?" Mobile internet. What a godsend, thought Rami. "Make sure Jerome doesn't see it - not yet, anyway."

"Yeah, I got it. That's some twisted shit right there." Cleo Phillips, second wife of the Silexheran national team boss, had somehow inherited her father-in-law's potty mouth.

"Good. Save it somewhere, on a memory stick or something, and keep it safe. Jeremy would give his right eye for that."

"Er...OK, Dad..."

"Thanks, poppet. Gotta go now, I'll see you in a week or two. Love!"

"Love!"

Rami disconnected the call and pulled into the hotel car park. It'd been a long day, and he needed sleep. Lots of sleep. He was rather glad, then, that he'd asked for a room on the ground floor. No waiting for the lift, no exorbitant tips for the lift attendant. Or anyone else he bumped into. Money grabbing bastards, he thought. He got to his room...but the door was unlocked and ajar. He swung it open.

"Oh, cock." he said, and just about prevented himself from dropping his laptop.
"I revel in the nonsense; it's why I'm in Anaia."
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Postby Qazox » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:27 pm

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WORLD CUP 48 vs. Bazalonia

A 2-2 draw with co-hosts Bazalonia, kept Qazox from clinching a 2nd round berth. But with a win or draw against Somewhereistan in a couple of days, Qazox will advance. Bazalonia scored first in the 37th minute to take a 1-0 lead, but Craig Muntz tied it up with a goal in the 40th minute, and Muntz gave Qazox a temporary 2-1 lead in the 62nd minute. But with 7 minutes left, Marc Klick misplayed a shot and the ball trickled into the net to tie the game at 2-2.

With the aforementioned game against Somewhereistan next, Qazox' Matilda Swords will return from her injury, and perhaps lead Qazox back into the 2nd round.
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Postby Jeruselem » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:38 pm

Dazza:
I'm Lilian Dazza Greenly! I'm here to talk about today's game against Sarzonia and also our Jeru FC. With me is Jeruselem Mum, Princess Marie-Antoinette Dallas who's just given birth to a little boy Peter. First things first, how is Peter?

Marie: He's fine, I tell ya he likes his Mum's milk. He's sucking me dry. Or maybe because he's underweight and needs more food than normal.
Dazza: No medical issues?
Marie: None for the moment. Thank God.

Dazza: Firstly, Jeru FC beat Sargossa 3-1 ... and they've finally made the 2nd round.
Marie: Yes, well done boys. Yes, they are the same team from the Oxen Cup 12 and look what they've done now.
Dazza: First time for Jeru FC, they cannot be brushed aside as wannabes.
Marie: If one can beat the hosts at home, they are doing a great job. Well done Brian and the boys.

Dazza: Newmanistan drew with Milchama 1-1, disappointing?
Marie: If you can beat KP, sure one can beat Milchama. I think it was wasted opportunity but the Rockets must face their big game against the SLANI next. Losing is not an option for the Rockets.
Dazza: I'd thought a draw would be good?
Marie: If I was coaching Newmanistan, I'd expect them to really push hard to win the games against the lower seeds to avoid needing to beat the higher seeds last.

Dazza: My Qazox got a two all draw with Bazalonia.
Marie: Beating hosts at home is not easy, Jeru FC did it but even that was close game.
Dazza: You think Qazox can do it?
Marie: They have a tough task, their group is really close. Any loss is the kiss of death now.

Dazza: Now to the game against Sarzonia. A scoreless draw, with the Purple Menace beating Silexhera 2-1. We wasted our chance to get a win today.
Marie: We would have won if the linesman didn't have issues with their visual systems.
Dazza: You mean the linesman were blind today?
Marie: Put it this way, no one scored goals today because the stupid linesman were calling offside when anyone just turned up!

Dazza: That's a pretty harsh opinion of the linesman.
Marie: Honestly, we had 11 goal game in another game and here nothing. Why? Because whenever anyone had a chance to score any goal, some idiot blew a whistle.
Dazza: The teams were evenly matched today. No one dominated the game.
Marie: People blowing whistles every five seconds does not make a good game.

Dazza: Jeruselem and Sarzonia were pretty rough and aggressive today.
Marie: No one got hurt, and no one got injured. We played hard, they played hard. That's what people want to see. The game could have been much better for us.
Dazza: So the scoreline didn't reflect the game at all.
Marie: No way, both sides wanted to score goals except for whistle-blowing pussies getting the way.

Dazza: OK, what you think the score should have been?
Marie: I think 2-1 to Jeruselem.
Dazza: So we must beat Silexhera, and not just like 1-0.
Marie: We must beat them, I'd say 3-0 to be really safe - assuming the Purple Menace beat Sarzonia. If Sarzonia draw, we are out.

Dazza: We did get a tough group
Marie: Well, most groups have three good teams and one weak one. The exceptions like Newmanistan are apparent. Usually, two of the best 3 make it - like Jeru FC and Krytenia.
Dazza: That will be case with our group.
Marie: Yes, it's between us and Sarzonia. The purple people made it again.

Dazza: Some people think you should be at home with the new baby?
Marie: Look I'm paid to be here and do my job. Those people have nothing to do at home and look at others and then complain about them neglecting their kids. I sat during the game with my little boy. He was safe, he got fed and he had a good time. Sure, Mums breastfeeding offend some people but I don't care.
Dazza: Some people want to ban breastfeeding in general.
Marie: God put boobies on women for a good reason.
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Postby Vephrall » Mon Sep 28, 2009 8:56 pm

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OMBUDSMAN
Journal should choose subjects more carefully

GAINESFORD, Bazalonia — It isn't often that I, the ombudsman, report from anywhere other than the main Journal office in downtown Meice. However, in light of recent events, I decided that I needed to visit our World Cup coverage unit in Bazalonia.

Recent topics of discussion in our World Cup coverage have included the Auric Wolves' desire to reach the knockout stages for the first time since World Cup 45, the possibility of the team faltering on the big stage following a very good qualifying run, and the perennial reader favorite, making fun of the Septentrionians. Making fun of Septentrionians is of course a worldwide pastime, and this includes Vephrall. The Septentrionian football team, alas, did not fully surrender to us, though the resulting 2–2 draw really wasn't too bad.

Another topic covered by our reporters in Bazalonia was the fact that Sorthern Northland is the third-ranked nation in the world. An article last week expressed surprise at this, and in fact the writer went so far as to say, "What exactly has this team done to achieve a top-three ranking?"

Well, we got our answer, and we got it the hard way, in the form of five unanswered goals in the Vephrese net here in Gainesford. Karmic retribution for what we put in this newspaper? Well, we certainly can't rule it out, and around here we like to make a proactive response when something like this happens.

I spoke with the mobile unit here, and the general consensus was that the idea for the Sorthern Northland article came from 20-year-old Kazuo Fujimoto. Fujimoto-san, as you might guess from his age, was an intern. And as you might guess from his name, he is Dancougaran by birth. I'm sure you can put two and two together here, right? The Journal is now minus an intern, and Fujimoto-san has been returned home to Dancougar.

We hope that this action will prevent similar incidents from happening in the future due to irresponsible reporting on account of the Journal, and of course we hope that the Auric Wolves can recover, defeat the Macabees, and progress to the second round.
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Postby Silexhera » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:23 am

THE STORY SO FAR: AND YES, IT READS LIKE AN EPISODE OF SUNSET BEACH, BUT WITH FOOTBALL JOURNALISTS!
Krytenian journalist Rami Niblick had walked into a Cafunduese bar to see much maligned Audioslavian hack Jeremy Jaffacake having a go at octogenarian Sarzonia manager Franz Braddock. Before he could step in to defend Braddock, however, Franz had got the attention of the entire room and told a very long but very funny joke at Jeremy's expense. The next day, Braddock's Sarzonia beat Silexhera, managed by Jeremy Jaffacake's bastard son, in the first round of the World Cup, and after the match Franz rubs salt into Jeremy's wounds by saying 'G'night Bitches' to him - Jeremy's famous catchphrase.- as he returns to his dressing room. Jaffacake, seeking revenge, sneaks into Braddock's office after they leave and send incriminating emails from the old man's email account, using his patended trick of photoshopping heads onto man-goat-porn-pictures. Before he can do so, however, Krytenian scribe Niblick nips in and takes a photo of the scene - Jeremy in an office full of Sarzonian F.A. crests, holding a picture of a man in a trist with a goat - Rami then goes to find Braddock, but doesn't tell him about the incident. Jaffacake leaves the office quickly and rushes to get a taxi to Niblick's hotel, taking time on the way to buy a cat, a pipe and a swivel chair. He gets into the hotel room but realises he doesn't have enough time to send potentially incriminating emails from Niblick's account, leaving him the only option of turning Niblick's computer on, opening his email package up and pretending he'd sent emails that could ruin Niblick's career. Niblick finally gets to his hotel room, sees the door is unlocked, enters, and says the word "Cock" out loud...

"Cock indeed, Rameses!" said the voice behind the chair, a billow of bluish smoke cascading into the air.

As methodically and agonisingly slowly as possible, Jeremy rotated his chair to face Rami. Damn. If only he'd brought his camera, he could have captured the fantastic expression on the Krytenian's face. Rami looked at Jeremy, and then at the cat on Jeremy's lap. It purred away as Jeremy stroked it with the most exaggerated of hand-movements.
"Aren't you taking this super-villain thing a bit far, Jeremy?" Rami asked. It was all Jeremy could do not to interrupt him with "Vee vill ask ze qvestions..." but there was simply no time for comic-book fripperies right now. Jeremy had a job to do. He had to save his career. If this picture were to get out, he'd be history. It wasn't like the old days. Back in World Cup 15, he'd managed to infiltrate a water company's premises in Halfassedstates and fiddled with the supplies, making the Halfassedstate football team, and the rest of the country, quite ill. Nobody died, as far as he knew, but it was still an act of sabotage on a horrendous scale, and caused them to lose the home leg of their play-off game with Audioslavia. Such an act back then, when world football and politics was in more of a feudal stage, had no repercussions whatsoever, but now everything was corporate, and it was all about respect and respectability. One simply did not use underhand means to create an unfair advantage over an opponent. To be caught spying on a rival team would ruin Jeremy Jaffacake's career before he'd even restarted it. He could not allow that to happen. He had to get that picture back.

Rami had looked over at his computer. Time to play the part, thought Jeremy.
"Ah yes, my friend, and quite interesting things you keep on there too!"
"There's nothing incriminating on there..." replied Rami
"No, no.. not now at least..."
"What on earth are you talking about you stupid little man?"
Rami was losing his cool, maybe for the first time ever. Jeremy could not quite believe it. He was winning! He was beating down Rami with only his wit and his mind!
"Its not your inbox you should be worried about, Rameses," Jeremy rolled the R's in Rami's name with a pompous exuberance "its you're outbox. three messages, dated three minutes ago. Of course, I've deleted all trace of them now."
"What did you send?" asked Rami. "Not that picture of the goat again? I'll have you know that if my picture gets out it won't make a shred of difference. Everyone'll know which journalist is responsible for using that to engineer a scandal."
"I had thought of that as well, Rameses. I think you'll find I've done my homework here. I know exactly how best to humiliate you, and have chosen your three... victims... accordingly"
Rami was getting a little tired with this arch-villain schtick Jeremy was laying on. He flicked a switch next to him, filling the room with bright light which forced Jeremy's eyes - which had been in darkness for ten minutes now - to shut into tiny slits. Jeremy reached for the baseball cap he'd used to trick the receptionist and plonked it on his head.
"Thats the worst bootleg of JMC's merchandise I've ever seen, Jeremy" said Rami, forcing a wry smile despite still being uncomfortable with the idea of Jeremy Jaffacake being in his room. Jeremy snorted and ripped the letters from the front of his hat, stuffing them back in his pocket. Rami sat down on the chair in front of the desk and looked at his computer. It definitely looked like it might have been tampered with. Rami sighed and spun round on his chair slightly, which caused Jeremy concern as his pupils shut out the excess light.
"You... Your hotel has a swivel chair already?"
"Of course it does. How else would I sit at my desk?"
"Oh"
"Where did you get yours from?"
"Erm.."
"Come to think of it, where did you get the cat from? And since when did you smoke pipes?"
"Silence" retorted Jeremy. It wasn't much of a retort, but it was the best he could do under pressure. "I'll have you know that in attempting to be witty, your career is going down the pan. If the three people I've emailed from your account actually read those emails before you've had the chance to send them an explanation, well, you could be in a lot of trouble, Rameses"
"How do I know you've actually sent anything?" replied Rami, raising an eyebrow. "You could be bluffing"
"Was I bluffing when I poisoned the entire country of Halfassedstates' water supply all those years ago? Eh Rami? Do you think my being at Franz Braddock's computer earlier was part of an elaborate bluff? I'm not a bluffer, Rami, I'm a writer, and right now I'm writing off your career. Every passing second makes it a bit more likely that someone will have read those emails, Rami. Tick tock tick..."
"I still need to see proof" said Rami, who had calmed down considerably. Like Jeremy, he was capable of being calm in a pressure situation, despite the many thousands of cogs in his brain doing overtime, trying to read Jeremy, trying to figure out his weakness like he had time and time again. This time, he felt, he just couldn't rely on exploiting Jeremy's ego. There was bound to be something Jeremy had missed, but for now he'd have to go along with the sad old man's charade.
"And I don't need to give you proof!" exclaimed Jeremy. "This is Game Theory Mr. Niblick! This is the Monty Hall show, and I am your fabulously be-wigged host. I trust you're familiar with the Monty Hall problem, Rami"
"As I recall" said Rami, "it involves goats"
"Just like your sex life" said Jeremy, winking, and drawing a small sigh from Rami. "The premise of the Monty Hall problem is simple. There are three boxes. In two of the boxes are goats, whilst the third box contains a brand new car. Now, most people, Rami, would want the car, although from various pictures I've seen of you on the web you seem to prefer goats."
"Pictures that you've doctored, badly, to feature my face. Pictures that you've posted everywhere you can find."
"Yes well, you can't prove that"
"I can tell by some of the pixels and from doing a few shops in my time" said Rami in a tired, monotonous voice, as if even quoting internet memes was too high-brow for Jeremy Jaffacake's sense of humour.
"Nevermind" said Jeremy "I digress. Two boxes contain goats. One box contains a new car. Only I know the contents of each box. You have to chose. You chose box A, there's a 1/3 chance it contains a car. I then open box C, because I know it contains a goat, leaving just box A, which you've picked, and box B. I give you the chance to swap. Now. What are the chances of box B containing the car?"
"Oh fucking hell Jeremy" said Rami, who didn't usually swear and thus took Jeremy slightly aback "this problem is so fucking old. There's a 2/3 chance of box B containing the car, not a 1/2 chance as I'm sure you insisted on when someone first told you about the problem. There are three possible scenarios to the game, and in two out of three of them if you swap, you get the car, thats why its a 2/3 chance. I know this, because I'm cleverer than you, and I doubt there's anything that YOU know which I don't. I FAIL to see, however, how this is pertinent to our little predicament!".
There was a silence in the room as both men recomposed themselves in their chairs. Jeremy spoke first.
"I'll tell you why, Rameses. We've exchanged the goats and cars for pictures of goats and happiness. Or rather, the end of our careers, and compromise..."
"Explain yourself" said Rami, who nevertheless thought he saw where this was going.
"There are three boxes here, Rameses. Behind one of the boxes, lies the end of my career, should you decide to make that photo of me public. Behind another of the boxes, lies YOUR career ruin, should you fail to find out which three people currently have a very humiliating and incriminating email each in their inboxes. Behind the third box, is a way out of this which will get us both off the hook. In taking that photo of me in Franz Braddock's office, you plumped for box A which you believe leads to putting me out of a job. However, there's only a 1/3 chance of that happening. Always was. Now, I've opened up box C, which leads to your ruin, and I'm giving you the chance to swap. To plump for box B. Swap boxes, Rameses, and the chances are you'll get mutual safety for both of us. Keep your own box though, and there's a very good chance that we'll both go down in flames, as I've a very good idea just where my box, box C, will be going to. What newspapers I'll plaster it over, what TV chanells I'll show it on..."
"Fine, fine I get it" said Rameses "I'm swapping the box. Now what?"
"I need assurances. I want favours."
"Right. Fire away"
"For each of the three names, I want one favour. I want one thing done for me. For name one, for the name of the receiver of the first incriminating email I sent from your account, I want the memory card out of that camera." Jeremy was surprised to see that Rami's expression didn't change. "For the second name, I want that camera...." this time his expression changed, and quite rightly so. It was an expensive camera. "And in exchange for the third name, Rami, I want an article in the THSD - which I believe has a higher circulation that my own paper - an article under your byline, about just why Jeremy Jaffacake is the greatest journalist of them all!". Jeremy finished that sentence with a flourish.
"Done" said Rami, with what appeared to be a magnanimous smile "I'll write your article for you, and here's your camera" he said, taking the camera out of his pocket and tossing it into the bed. Jeremy got up and retrieved it.
"How do I know yo..."
"I'll write that article. I'm a man of my word". Nevertheless, Jeremy checked the camera. The memory card was still in it. Jeremy ran his finger along it. It was still very warm, suggesting it hadn't been replaced at any point today. This looked like a result for Jeremy. "So.." continued Rami. "..the names?"
"Oh" said Jeremy. "Erm..."
"Yes?"
"Cleo Phillips, Franz Braddock and... erm... and your editor"
"My editor?"
"Aye. Good bloke he is. Met him a few times. Played golf with him."
"Right."
"So anyway Rameses. 'Rameses Niblick the Third'" said Jeremy. Rami was peturbed to find that Jeremy actually did the bunny ears sign to denote sarcastic inverted commas. Peturbed, but not surprised. "Daniel Whealdona Steak... Danises.... ah forget. Well Rami. Its been nice doing business with you, for once. Lets sweep all this guff under the carpet, and I'll see you around."
With an exagerated sweep of his trench-coat, Jeremy left the room. He returned a few seconds later and retrieved his cat and swivel chair.
"Wouldn't want to leave the house without those" remarked Rami. Jeremy forced a smile, and left, kicking the door shut behind him.

Rami returned to his computer having made a very large coffee. He pulled up his email account and stared at it for a few seconds, before closing it down again.
"Incriminating emails my arse" thought Rami. "Jeremy wouldn't know what to send. Plus. All that piffle about my editor and golf. If there's one thing you can say about my editor..." Rami took a sip of his coffee and pulled up the TubeYOO website, trying to find highlights of the Krytenia game, "...its that you can't really call her a 'good bloke'".
Rami's plan had worked perfectly. So had Jeremy's, but for that one word. Rami re-evaluated what boxes were left. Jeremy had one which he believed contained a brand new car. Rami would soon open it for him, to reveal the mother of all goats. He pulled his email package back up again. He'd email Cleo anyway. He wanted to look at the picture again. It was too beautiful not to share with the world, even if it meant the end of Jeremy Jaffacake...
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Ladis Berk and His Fateful First International Goal


Seriously. It couldn’t have come at a better time. His one goal, scored in the sixty-second minute, proved the ice breaker. It gave the Second Empire their first three points ever in a World Cup final tournament, and this win was achieved against the eighth highest ranked team in the world. Not only does the upset give the team their first World Cup victory since debut (after what is considered the worst debut streak in the history of the World Cup), but it also gives them a fighting chance for qualification. As Vephrall lost to Sorthern Northland at a whopping 5–0, the Second Empire’s chances lie directly within their own palms. They have Vephrall next, and a win would guarantee them a spot in the round of sixteen. This would be the first time the team passes through to the next stage (well, it’s the first time the team has ever accumulated three points in the group stage, which is already quite a feat). In any case, after a wonderful showing against Sorthern Northland two nights ago, tonight’s match was pure relief and it gave the tens of thousands of fans watching the game from the stadium, and the millions of fans watching it through other means, the experience of their life. The Golden-Whites had kicked open the front door to world-class experience and taken the opportunity to unroll the red carpet, and pave the way towards international glory. Perhaps this year will not result in anything more grandiose, but what has already been achieved is enough to make this the best international Macabee squad yet. But, their job is not finished.

This year’s team has been breaking personal records. Níal Ters is, of course, the first manager since Tíer Bergán (well, admittedly there was only one manager between the two; Glem Dalá, if anybody was wondering) to “graduate” at the top of his world cup qualification group. He managed to bring the Golden-Whites into the realm of the top thirty teams, as the twenty-ninth best team in the world. He then managed to nearly draw against the third ranked team in the world, and pulled off a glorious and much deserved single-goal win against the eighth best team in the world. Those are a number of high-end feats that we’re not sure any other manager, at this point, could have accomplished. The way things are looking, it would not be unrealistic to see the team go through to the round of sixteen, which would be utterly glorious. It would be quite the climax to an epic world cup campaign, which has seen the Golden-Whites win their first final tournament match, and earn the possibility to continue to show the world what they’re made of (not to mention what a rank boost defeating Septentrionia and Vephrall would be!). This generation has amongst the best midfielders in the world (yes, we can finally say that), and many of them are still young and have many years ahead of them. Mika d’Angíel and Darsí Bon are amongst the best strikers in the history of the Second Empire, and Darsí Bon still has at least three world cups to dispute after this one. In other words, although Níal Ters’ boys have done a lot so far, the glory has not even begun to accumulate.

These are the men who will dispute Díenstad Cup II, attempting to seek revenge for their 4–1 quarterfinal exit at the hands of Díenstad Cup Champions Lamoni (and three time AOCAF Cup champions, as well). But, with a squad like this the sky is the limit in Greater Díenstad. With this form, it is easy to assume that the Golden-Whites are perhaps the best team in the region (even after Lamoni, who do not compete in the world cup). They will have to pass the test by actually winning Díenstad Cup II, but if there is a year that they will be able to achieve this it will be in two years. All they need to do is maintain their form, and keep playing like they have in the past couple of matches. More pertinently, they need to maintain this form for the game against Vephrall. A win in two days would send the team through to their first round of sixteen ever, and would provide a massive point boost to increase their morale and their chances of getting even farther in another four years. With today’s win, the men have put one foot in the soil of the knock-out stages. In two days, they will fight to put the other foot in firmly. The way it looks, though, any of the possible opponents they will face in the round of sixteen will be implausible to defeat. Currently, Bears Armed (21st; 28.30) are first (although they drew tonight against Isselmere-Nieland (44th; 14.18)), but Valanora (2nd; 53.66) could easily retake the lead by defeating Bears Armed in a couple of days. The Holy Empire (10th; 35.96) could also take the lead, by defeating Isselmere-Nieland. Out of all of these, the Second Empire would probably be better served by playing The Holy Empire. Their worst luck would probably bring about Valanora.

Mika d’Angíel, the venerable thirty year-old striker (who has already announced that this will be his final world cup appearance), managed to offer us some words on the match against Vephrall and what Macabee fans around the world should expect. As usual, he was ecstatic about the night’s epic defeat of Septentrionia, which was a feat few people had expected. He had come on to the speaking platform, sitting on a comfortable leather chair, only after taking a shower after the game. But the smile from the win could not be erased. In any case, his words offer valuable insight, “Tonight’s win has put the Macabee National Football Team into the realm of “great teams”, and it is an honor that I formed part of that genesis. Of course, we have a long way to go before we reach our zenith, and I doubt that that is even remotely possible. We should not let tonight’s events go to our head. We have a very big game in two days, and that game could even be considered more important than tonight’s. We will be fighting for something much greater than what our original objective was. But, plans change. We must take every game from now on as a final. If we can defeat Septentrionia, we can defeat Vephrall. But, football is not mathematical. Winning and losing is not dependent on rank. It depends exclusively on how you play on the pitch. These characteristics can fluctuate wildly from game to game. Our current objective should be to maintain our form and make sure that we play as well as we have these past two games. We should give Vephrall the game of their lives. Both teams have everything to lose. It will be a tough match, but I will be there looking to make a cold-hearted kill.”

Tonight’s game was indeed a spectacle. The best eleven were, again, on the field. The goal posts were commanded by Lars Kíendar, the twenty-seven year old goalkeeper who has proven himself to be quite a valuable asset. He has kept the goals against down to three so far, with one more match against Vephrall left in the group stage. His past track records were not as clean. During World Cup 46, for example, he accepted six goals (while the Golden-Whites scored only two (they were scored upon twice by each team played). During World Cup 47, the strikers managed to score five goals, but Kíendar accepted eleven, making it the worst final tournament showing of the two. As already implied, the Golden-Whites lost all six of those matches (which included their worse loss yet; a 2–6 loss to, then ranked number one (and still ranked number one), Starblaydia). Kíendar’s evolution as goalkeeper has been impressive, and he is surely one of the best in the history of the team. Fortunately for us, he has at least another world cup to go before he even thinks about retiring. He was protected by the usual three-man wall. That is, Kel Kanis and Nantes Resien were provided as wing backs, while Ladis Berk took the center. The three man defense has led to the substitution of Lisander Tíermark, who was usually considered one of the best wing backs in the country. His offensive tendencies, however, would have made him a liability for a defense that really needed to focus on defensive tasks (since they were a man down). Agno Míarnar, again, was put in as a defensive midfielder, acting as a sweeper. The other four midfielders were also the usual suspects: Joán Zeneti, Tritor Maníac, Guy Lafos and José Santos. The spearheads were made up of Mika d’Angíel and Darsí Bon, as usual as well.

It goes without saying that these eleven men have turned into very terrifying opponents. It is a formation that has become renown, especially after coming so close to equalizing (or even defeating) Sorthern Northland, and upsetting Septentrionia’s immediate chances for qualification (who would have qualified had they won). They will try to continue to carve this reputation in the match against Vephrall, but even if they fail at that there is no doubt that they have helped in creating a very well respected squad. The best news is that the median age is only twenty-four and some change! Furthermore, for the older players there are already replacements in the making. Nantes Resien and Lisander Tíermark are culturing Bur Xetal as the next “great wing back”, for example. The one mystery is who will replace Mika d’Angíel, but there is still time for the management to consider what the answer will be. We hope that it is someone as young and talented as Darsí Bon. That couple would be absolutely terrific on the pitch, although Fersas and Glen are always good pairs, as well. The point is that the combined efforts of Tíer Bergán, Glem Dalá and Níal Ters have worked to cultivate a very good, very talented and very capable group of players, backed by an excellent array of substitutes. This year they may lead us to the round of sixteen, and the next perhaps even to the quarterfinals. Slowly, but surely, they will gain the experience to perhaps even make a run for the cup itself. In the mean time, they should take d’Angíel’s advice and take each game one by one.
In regards to how the team has been formed to date, Mika d’Angíel also lent us some of his wise words. On this topic, he was very conservative with what he said, looking to avoid undermining the team’s morale and instead boosting it. Perhaps some would view his comments as condescending. Others, who are more knowledgeable on public speeches, would realize that they were necessary. He said, “The team has evolved a great deal since World Cup 46. I have had the honor of being part of this squad for the past four world cups, since the age of eighteen. This one is my fourth, and my last. We have gone from being a squad that could achieve relatively little and had almost no consistency, despite our good luck, to one that is able to defeat highly ranked teams. I think it would be unnecessary for me to confirm that we are culturing ourselves, with the help of our past three managers, into a world-class team. I think that some of the younger folk that make up our ranks, like Darsí Bon, will have the opportunity to achieve great things in coming tournaments. I think that we will reach the top twenty within the next two world cups, if that. I think that perhaps two generations into the future we will be able to fight for our first world cup title. Hopefully, if whoever rules the heavens is willing, I will see such glory before I die. It was an honor to sow the seeds of this success. On the other hand, we should never get too cocky, or else we will see our plans go to waste. Humility is the key to great deeds.”

But they deserve a little break from humility for tonight’s events. Of course, we should be wary, as perhaps it is not repeatable. Septentrionia, of course, was a point where they had to recover from a draw with Vephrall. Perhaps they were not in their greatest form; perhaps this isn’t “their tournament”. These factors must be taken into consideration. But, a 0–1 defeat of the eighth ranked team in the world is nothing to scoff at. It’s not something came into existence because of any lack of will on Septentrionia’s part to win. It was a victory created through the mixture of the blood, sweat and tears of the Macabee foot soldiers which battled on that pitch. It was their efforts that catalyzed the series of events that took them to their highest form of glory in many years. It was Uiri’s José Santos who put it the best tonight, “I agree with Mika, we must be humble. He is the type of player I look up to. I think he will be an icon for the rest of the ages. But, I can disagree with an icon, can’t I? We won out of our own merit. We must celebrate and gain confidence. I agree with him that we can’t get too confident, but morale boosters are always positive influences, I think. The Vephrall game will be important, and we must go into that match knowing … not thinking … that we can win, and that we will win. This does not mean we should underestimate our opponent. We should only go into each and every match from now on with the intentions of coming out with the full three points. Indeed, with the way we have been playing, that should not be a problem.”

The way they have been playing has been majestic. Although they only scored one goal to show for all their effort, the entire ninety minutes (plus injury time) of game play were of energy and great effort put forth by both sides. There was not one second of boredom, as both teams created opportunities and threatened to put their side on top. The game was in no way one-sided, and in fact perhaps sometimes the Golden-Whites were at disadvantages. But, they overcame this to take the three points for themselves, earning them their first world cup victory ever. The first half went by quickly. Septentrionia, actually, opened the half with a perfect opportunity. A deep pass into the area found its mark, where the striker shot it straight over the crossbar. Kíendar looked amazed, as he found himself helpless. It was a brush of fortune which kept the Golden-Whites alive early on (very similar to how the Sorthern Northland match began). But slowly the midfielders began to recuperate control of the ball during this first half, and they found holes. In the eighteenth minute, for example, Joán Zeneti connected with José Santos, who blasted it towards the goal. A brilliant save by the opposing goalkeeper kept the score board equalized, though. Two minutes later, Darsí Bon was handed an opportunity on a silver platter, as he went around a defender and put in a shot just wide of the right goal post. The battle sea-sawed, as neither team seemed to gain a definitive advantage; no, it seemed obvious from the beginning that there would either be few goals, or one of the two teams would break down during the second-half. It also became obvious that both teams were looking to wrestle victory from each other. Tonight’s game was very important; either Septentrionia would qualify, or the Second Empire would put one foot in the round of sixteen, or they would draw and events would be left unsettled.

There was another change of formation at the beginning of the second half. This change of events was similar to the decision Níal Ters had made in the match against Sorthern Northland (although in that instance it failed). Mika d’Angíel was taken off during the first half and replaced by twenty-three year old defender Nantes Fersas (his first game in many). And so, the formation went from a 3–5–2 to a 4–5–1, with the intention of strengthening the back. At the same time, the offense was strengthened by pulling out Agno Míarnar and putting in Shost Glen, changing the formation to 4–4–2. This much more traditional formation would not immediately pay dividends. Nevertheless, it was an interesting twist to Níal Ters’ usual decisions, and ultimately his decision was vindicated by a very narrow win. But, you never know, perhaps his formation changing made this win possible. Ultimately, José Santos was pulled off in favor of Víeb Tahol in the sixty-fifth minute, but that’s another story altogether. If there is one thing that can be said, it’s that Níal Ters has been the only manager to fully utilize the players at his disposal. The team has always boasted of having a squad capable of changing formations and adapting to games, but only Níal Ters has actually used this quality. His uncanny ability to do this and do so, usually, with good results is one of his greatest traits. Certainly, it is one that has allowed him to keep his job, so far.

As aforementioned, the change in formation did not immediately pay off. No, the beginning of the second half was rather lethargic, as it seemed Septentrionia was regaining the initiative. There were a few good plays, but for the most part the first fifteen minutes of the second half belonged to the opposition. It was in the sixty-second minute that a very random event would change things completely. It was then that the tables turned, and it seemed as if the Golden-Whites had just earned their tickets to paradise. Ladis Berk, the young defender who had spent his days on the team working to avoid having Lars Kíendar deal with too many threats, scored his first goal at that moment. It was quite a strange series of events which led up to his first goal. It originated from an opportunity given to Mika d’Angíel. Darsí Bon had received a short pass from Guy Lafos, and he then saw d’Angíel in the area and gave the thirty-year old star striker the opportunity to put his team ahead. D’Angíel’s shot was spot-on, but an awake keeper deviated the ball off course and turned what should have been a goal into a corner. Kel Kanis took the corner, hitting the head of José Santos. But the keeper’s palms rejected that one, as well. Nevertheless, Guy Lafos tried it himself, hitting a barrier and the fall was deflected outside of the area. Kel Kanis, who had moved up alongside of Nantes Fersas, saw it and picked it up. Seeing an opportunity, and besides he did not get many, he put in a powerful, low shot. The ball avoided the web of defenders and Macabee players in the area, and the Septentrionian keeper did not see it coming. To the surprise of everyone, the Second Empire had put themselves ahead by creating the 0–1.

Berk’s celebration was matched only by that of the crowd in the stands. It took a couple of milliseconds for the fact to register within Berk’s brain. When it did, he took off down the field, followed by his fellow players. He toured the Macabee fans’ side on the stadium, pointing at them with his left hand and tapping on his heart with his right, as if dedicating the goal to them. He finally went down on his knees and slid a couple of meters before coming to a full stop, and covering his face with his eyes, as if he could not hold back the tears. His fellow teammates fell down with him, congratulating him for the goal and celebrating the fact that they had just done the impossible and put themselves ahead. The goal had come as an absolute shocker, although one could not claim that it was beautiful. It had come from the nothing. Three other players had failed to overcome the obstacle posed by the Septentrionian keeper. It was the heavy leg of Berk which finally managed to shatter this wall. It was a goal worth all of the sweat he had poured in as a defender, and it was a goal that surely would give him confidence in the matches to come. The glory that comes from scoring a goal for your nation’s team, during a world cup, is inconceivable to those who have not shared the experience. It is as if all of your past achievements, whether good or bad, have merged into a positive conclusion. A conclusion where you have done a great deed, and indeed he did.

His glee was shared by the crowd. Tens of thousands of fans jumped up in the air repeatedly, while waving their blue and black flags of the Second Empire. All the while, Septentrionian fans stood or sat quietly. It seemed as if their world cup dreams had been dashed by an upstart “second-tier” team. The stadium shook even more than the stadium which had hosted the match between the Golden-Whites and Sorthern Northland. This was not an equalizer; it was a goal which put them ahead of their theoretically superior opponents. With the flags came the flares, as the stands were lit as if they were on fire. It was not long before fights began to break out between the different fans. Flares flew back and forth. The goal seemed to have set off a riot. Bazalonian riot police were quick to respond, restoring order and even arresting a few individuals. The game renewed without much incident some minutes after that, but the crowd in general did not die down. The Macabee fans had been given a jolt of energy, and they changed at a much higher level of decibels than they had before. For the next forty or so minutes, the squad had the full support of the thousands of fans watching them from within the stadium. Fans watching from the various television set ups in the major cities of the Empire also celebrated and rejoiced. For the time being, their greatest dreams were being realized. It was an event which was not foreseen. The Golden-Whites were winning.

The last forty or so minutes (four minutes were added of injury time) were agonizing and painful. The Golden-Whites were unable to score a second goal, while Septentrionia looked for that equalizer. A loss for them would be disastrous, so they put forth all their efforts to seek out a goal of their own. Lars Kíendar had his work cut out for him, but so did the opposition’s keeper. As already mentioned, José Santos was substituted with Víeb Tahol in the sixty-fifth minute. He preformed just as well as he did during the first match, although this time it did not bare fruit. Nevertheless, he was instrumental in the creation of a couple of plays which could have put the eventual victors ahead by even more. Tahol himself even came close to scoring some times. He shot a powerful shot-on-goal in the eighty-seventh minute, from over forty meters away, although it went about a half-meter over the crossbar. Despite these brief uplifting moments, Macabee fans were set in for much suffering. With only a one goal margin, victory was not clear. A late Septentrionian goal would ruin everything. Most still had the vivid image of Sorthern Northland’s last minute goal from the match before. They did not want a repeat of that. And so forty minutes they were plagued with uncertainty. The fact that four minutes were added to the second-half did not help matters. The opponents avidly used all four minutes to try to come up with their much needed goal. To the benefit of the Golden-Whites, it never came. Ladis Berk’s goal was the only one necessary to escape from this cauldron alive.

Manager Níal Ters offered inspirational words of his own in tonight’s press conference. They were mostly relevant to the match. He had nothing to hide, “We played very well, and so did Septentrionia. If anybody thought they would be an easy team, they were sadly mistaken. But, I don’t think anybody seriously thought this, except perhaps for our most die-hard fans. For the most part, I think most people accepted Septentrionia as favorites, and we upset them. We did this through the capabilities of the players on the field. Septentrionia showed merit in their style, and they could have easily gone ahead during the first-half, and there many opportunities that they could have taken to equalize after our first goal. I think it was fortunate they could not successfully finish these opportunities. Admittedly, we had other brilliant opportunities which we could not finish either. With a little bit more accuracy, the goal line on the score board would probably been much higher. Ultimately though, it matters little. We came off the pitch with three deserved points. There was no fluke tonight. Everything unfolded like it should have. The Golden Whites outclassed their opponents by a very, very minute margin. But, that margin did not come as an accident. It was created by the motivation of the men who make up the ranks of the Second Empire’s squad. Their playing was absolutely great, and I think that they will put on a similar show for many matches to come. But, as already has been alluded to, we should take the upcoming games step by step. The first obstacle will be defeating Vephrall, which will be another very difficult opponent and perhaps more dangerous than the last two. Vephrall wants to qualify, and the only way they will achieve that is by winning the game. We must do everything possible to avoid this ending. But, we have the guns to do so.”

Tonight’s celebration in the streets of Bazalonia promise to be far wilder than the celebration that took place the night of the first match. The simply reason is that while during the first match they were celebrating coming close to defeating a top ten team, tonight they actually did so! The partying will extend across continents, as fans in the Second Empire will do so too. Beer, hard liquor and cute girls will be the order of the day, as young men and women go clubbing and to bars in order to celebrate (and, although nobody truly wants to forget today’s epic results, it wouldn’t be surprising if they did after so much alcohol). One fan on the street said, “This is history in the making, and we must take it in stride! The Golden-Whites have finally won a match, and have a real opportunity to pass on to the round of sixteen. This is like a dream come true for most fans, who only suspected that we would win our final match. Now we actually have a chance to qualify for the knock-out stage, which nobody would have originally thought possible two matches ago. Besides, being here for the world cup makes it easier to pick up girls, ‘Hey, you like the Macabees, I like the Macabees, let’s make a baby.’ Hopefully, they will give us more reason to celebrate in two days, when we play Vephrall. We will win. We have to win! ¡Viva The Macabees! For victory!”

As mentioned earlier in this article, Vephrall lost tonight 5–0 against Sorthern Northland. This gave the latter team their guaranteed ticket to the round of sixteen, and left Vephrall in last place (although, tied in points with Septentrionia). The Golden-Throne provisionally took the second spot, but qualification is really left to the final game. Despite their heavy set loss, Vephrall remains a very dangerous team. There is no doubt that they will be looking to make up for this loss, and score their first victory of the tournament. Any morale advantages the Second Empire could have should not be assumed to exist just because of that loss (although, the Empire’s victory over Septentrionia is a massive morale boost). Winning the match will require the same level of dedication that it did tonight. The Second Empire’s team, no doubt, has the talent to defeat Vephrall. But, we must reach a level of consistency which would allow us to channel this talent in every match, and be equally as deadly in every opportunity. Vephrall should be taken like a wounded tiger, and the Golden-Whites should use every opportunity handed to them to take another stab (by scoring a goal), to widen their advantage as much as possible. At this point, we cannot afford to lose. Besides, Vephrall has a much larger history of excellence in international football, and they are looking to retake their post as one of the best teams in the world. Their last qualification for the round of sixteen was during World Cup 43, and obviously they are looking to make another run for it after four empty cups. It will probably be the best game of the three (which is a difficult title to claim, given how interesting the last two matches have been).

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Postby Kosovoe » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:00 pm

Port Kosvoe courant


There is no point in prolonging the ineventable. Yes, they won. 2-1 in fact in a nicely played victory tat assures that they will live to fight another day, but no his does not mean are chances look good, actully it really means nothing. If we had won game number 1 against Akbarabad maybe we would be able o look upon a good situation, i mean seriously Akbarabad. Anyways right now the em sits in second place, but Dancougar's Black Wings sit in first and the only way to assure qualification is wih a win. Seriously it would be inconcieveable for the team to win this game. Seriously it is Dancouar just a few years removed froma world title, top ten in the world, come on its a pipe dream. Angel Kenssington and Jamie Barries goals mean nothing. It will take more then just this game to win the World Cup, ad seriously their is no way that we have a chance. Get over it, and in other news get a life you stupid football fans.

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Postby Krytenia » Tue Sep 29, 2009 1:51 pm

OOC: Sil/Aud, hope you don't mind me taking liberties with JJ's e-mail address, especially given the nature of Silexhera's religious stance ;)

FR: rniblick@thsd.kt
TO: orange_girrl@bluemail.kt
SJ: Photo

Yup, he's an idiot. Can you mail me a copy of that photo please?

Thx
Dad


Rami sent the e-mail to his daughter, as plans began to form in his head. Plans his inner monologue had decided to call "Monty's Revenge". (Clearly, his inner monologue was having an interesting day.) A mere few minutes later, a reply turned up in his inbox. Cleo worked quick - she must have been on one of those damn social networking sites her generation found popular for some reason.

He quickly began typing a second e-mail...then paused. He had an idea. An idea that left him chuckling away for a good few minutes. Opening up Photoshop, Rami performed a quick bit of "search engine fu" to find what he was looking for; one of Jeremy Jaffacake's old promotional photos, the one with the light shining behind him and his billowing trenchcoat with the effect of giving him some sort of divine aura. He covered Jeremy's face with his own, and saved the file.

"Box B." Rami said to no-one in particular, a malevolent smile creasing his face like something out of a Dr Seuss book.

He then returned to the task at hand.

FR: rniblick@thsd.kt
TO: god@banana.sx
SJ: You Numpty
ATTACH: boxa.jpg; boxb.jpg

Jezza!

It has to be said, your penchant for evil cliché is admirable, and surpassed only by your batshit insanity. I regret to inform you, however, that you left a few fatal flaws in your plan.

1) You think the only copy of the photo that I had was on that camera?
2) You think, given 1), that I'd leave the photo on the memory card? That thing's as white as your teeth wish they were.
3) I'm sure Maria will be flattered at being called a "good bloke".

I believe this is what the youngsters call "EPIC FAIL".

G'nite bitch,
RN3


Rami clicked "send", kicked off his shoes, and basked in his glorious evil as he made his way to the bathroom...until his reverie was broken by a soft squish underfoot. Rami looked at the bottom of his sock, and gagged.

Turns out, Jeremy's new pet was better at smearing shit on him than the man himself.
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Postby Newmanistan » Tue Sep 29, 2009 3:01 pm

NOTHING WRONG WITH THE DRAW


7-2. 6-2. 2-1. 6-2 again. Those were the results of the first four head to head matchups between Newmanistan and Milchama, all won by the Warriors. Since then, there has been two other meetings, each ending in draws, 2-2 and 4-4. Milchama is one of only two teams (the other being Vephrall) that we have played at least three times and never beaten, making them the nation in which we have the worst history against, especially when you consider three of the losses are by four goals or worse. Jeremy McAllister, Sr has preached to his players that the past is to be forgotten and World Cup 48 is about the present and the future, but there is not one opponent that a victory would do wonders against then Milchama. Due to the Warriors slipping in the rankings over the last decade or so, many looked at this as the match Newmanistan should win, but we knew better here in the Empire. There were no expectations of a victory against this opponent.

A win would have been marvelous, not just for the fact that it would have clinched second round advancement but it could be considered as us passing the final test as we began this new era of Newmanistan football. We didn’t get that victory, but instead settle for a 1-1 draw in a well played game by each side. The result means that the last three head to head meetings against us have ended up in a draw, and that certainly beats losing 6-2. Milchama’s high octane offense, thanks to their 3-3-4 formation was different then anything that Newmanistan had faced in qualifying so far. Both teams tried hard to get that first goal, but in the tenth minute a rough tackle by Billy Prescott on Kasaon Gibbons, the forward who is often the playmaker along the wing for Milchama who tries to get the ball in front. Prescott was given a yellow card, but he didn’t seem to care as Gibbons wanted a red. Later Billy got involved with Hazani Winter, a player in which the Milchaman Longnewspapername feels should no longer be starting for the team. Billy evidently did his homework and we are told now that he spent much of the game yapping at Winter concerning those criticisms. Billy’s antics began to pay off drawing not one, but two Milchamans to be yellow carded (Shamiel and Uriel) between the 16th and 23rd minutes. “Billy was really on his game tonight.” said coach McAllister, “We talked to him at length about needing him to be an especially physical factor here given the Milchama style of play, and he really did a super job of it. Brittany was good as well, but Brett would be proud.” Brett Prescott, his father and notorious enforcer was watching from the stands in Santo Galvão as his son excelled. Brett and the Prescott name are well known in Cafundeu after all given that Brett played his trade for over a decade with A.F.F. right here in the land of taxes. Brett said he told his son to be rough with Milchama to “get payback for me and those 7-2 and 6-2 losses.” Nothing like a little fatherly advice. With Gibbons looking behind him for much of the game, Shawn Loughran was able to take care of him very well and Kasaon was never a factor for the match, and the Warriors strategy began to shift with more usage of Ken Cordani on fellow Ken, Ken Bedwell. Roberts and Nathanson were also asked to do a little more along the edges, which they certainly are capable of, but it takes them out of their element somewhat. This allowed the Rockets defense to step up and play very well.

On the other side of the field, the Milchamans began to reciprocate Billy Prescott’s actions towards Junior and Matthew Turner, but primarily little J-Mac as their target. Rocky Eton sent a message of his own with a rough tackle in the 32nd minute on Junior that the referee apparently did not see and it did seem to throw off Junior for a little while. All of this was leading up to an inevitable shoving match just before the halftime whistle between Billy Prescott and Rocky Eton, but the best act of goonery was clearly by Brittany Prescott after the halftime whistle. Brittany confronted the referee about wanting to get Eton sent off and outstretched her arms to show some dissatisfaction just as Amitay Roberts was walking by and heading to the tunnel. Brittany’s outstretched arm, if you didn’t know any better, appeared to accidentally and coincidentally punch Roberts in the stomach, and that’s how the referee saw it. Of course, once a Prescott, always a Prescott, and we’re sure that this was very much calculated. The game was scoreless at halftime and remained that way for the first twenty minutes of the second half. The physical nature of the game settled down as each nation pushed for the three points, and Milchama got on the board first on a 68th minute goal from Jordan Nathanson on a header of a nice cross from Ken Cordani. The Warriors began to talk smack for a little while, but where humbled in the 80th minute when the equalizer was fired home by little J-Mac, his first goal of the World Cup Proper. That would be all the scoring, but there would be one final incident as Brittany Prescott and Amitay Roberts exchanged pleasantries in stoppage time with shoves that drew each a yellow card.

The draw puts Newmanistan in a pretty good position to advance to the second round, but it is most certainly not in the books. The Rockets will advance with a win over SLANI. They can also advance with a Kura-Pelland win over Milchama, or a draw between them, regardless of the outcome of the match with the Capitalizts. A draw with SLANI would put the Rockets at mercy of the eventual final score of Milchama-KP match if Milchama won. The match against Capitalizt SLANI will take place in Dunboor, where Newmanistanian legend Jeremy Brooker plyed his trade for over a decade and still serves as a scout for the team. Brooker said he will advise McAllister on the nuances of Maracatuzão, the home stadium. “I will help J-Mac in any way I can,” said Brooker, “I’m not part of the team but I am a true sky blue Newmanistanian, and it would be really cool for me to see them advance to the second round right here in Dunboor.”

If they advance, their second round opponent may very well be Jeru FC, who has already clinched advancement. They are of course led by Brian Carson, who coached the Rockets from World Cup 40 until midway through World Cup 45 and was Jeremy McAllister, Sr’s mentor when he was a youngster. “You see these plots in the movies develop. Teacher against student, but it doesn’t really happen in real life. But man, here it could. Certainly it is something that we can use for motivation to beat SLANI, the opportunity to play Jeru FC and Brian Carson. But let’s not get ahead of ourselves here.” If the Rockets advanced, and did not match up with Jeru FC, the game would still be very sky-blue as the opponent would be Krytenia.
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Now just here to run NSSCRA. Thank you to the community for all the fun in other sports.
NEWMANISTAN SPORTING ACHIEVEMENTS:
CHAMPIONSHIPS: DBC 4; 27th BoF; CoH 34, 36, & 37; Oxen Cup 12; WBC 10, 12, 15, 17, 41, & 43; IBC 4, 5, & 29; CE 26; WLC 1
Runner Up: DBC 5 & 6; Oxen Cup 6; WBC 7,9 11, 14, & 45; IBC 1; WB 4, 6 & 34; WLC 2 & 3
World Cups qualified for: 46, 48 (R of 16), 49, 50, 54
Hosted: WORLD CUP 49, WB 1, 2, 5, & 35; WBC 8, 11, 14, 19, 38, 44, & 46; CoH 33, 35, & 39; CE 25, WLC 2, 4 & 5; WCoH 10, IBC 24, NSSCRA, Multiple NSCAA Basketball Tournaments, and a horse racing series

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Postby Jeruselem » Tue Sep 29, 2009 4:57 pm

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Jeru FC get visit from Royalty

Brian Carson and the Jeru FC boys got a visit from Princess Marie, her son Peter and Princess Shay. Since both teams are in Cafundéu, it wasn't a long trip for the two Princesses. Princess Marie was the coach of the Oxen Cup 12 team who happened to be the current Jeru FC team.

The team were on their best behaviour despite recovering from a hangover. They were all careful not to drop Marie's new addition to the family, although they were warned the baby was not a football at times. Brian and Marie discussed a possible Newmanistan vs Jeru FC clash, irony being J-Mac being a pupil of Brian's now leading the Rockets. Brian also offered tips about winning the next game, being the experienced ex-coach of the Rockets.

Maried handed out the Jeru FC bonuses for making 2nd round, which pleased everyone getting lots of money. The boys took a liking to young Shay who is around their age. Jeru FC is no stranger to the Dallas family as many Dallas girls have been coaches or players in Jeru FC. Debbie and Dazza Dallas have coached the team at one stage with Rashina and Sadie Dallas playing for them. Princess Jacinta Sasha Dallas was product of Dazza Dallas and Jeru FC player, so Princess Shay wouldn't exist without Jeru FC since Jacinta is her mother.

Jeru FC outranked Jeruselem in World Cup 47 but if Jeruselem don't make the 2nd round, it could happen again. Well, having 1 of 2 teams in the 2nd round is better than 0 as it was during world Cup 46. It'd be nice to have both teams in the 2nd round for a historical precedent.

The two Princesses and the baby left after a few hours with the army boys. Jeru FC have done their job. Jeruselem need to win and will be supporting Starblaydia against Sarzonia because they need the Purple Menace to win (and by a large margin). It would be weird seeing Jeruselemites turning up with the Starblaydia vs Sarzonia game in Purple but it's the Purple Menace we need to help us. The irony is Jeru FC face Krytenia, the fierce rivals of Starblaydia next. But at least Jeru FC can lose the game and still be fine unlike Jeruselem.
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Silexhera
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Postby Silexhera » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:14 pm

Five days in a good mood. That had to be a record. Jeremy had relived the events of Sunday night in his head over and over again. The set-up, the planning, the feeling like he'd lost, the taking back of his dignity, the chair, the cat, his explanation of Game Theory and, of course, his beloved trench-coat, a swirling, liquid frame to his malevolent genius. He had finally, after - lets face it - almost a century of trying (you learn a few things on the road. Stasis booths and realities with alternate time are a big part of that), finally got one over on Rami fucking Niblick. His face. His ugly, speckled face. Oh god it had been a sight. Not even watching his adopted Silexheran football team get knocked out of the World Cup by Starblaydia could dull his mood. Jeremy chuckled to himself and finished off his article.

...and though the Panthers are mathematically eliminated from the competition, it still remains to wrest dignity from the claws of the evil demon of defeat. Jeruselem is next, and though they may have that higher ranking, if JJ-P can rile his team into action, into a last-ditch attempt to wrestle some respect from the group, Silexhera may well go away from WC48 with more than they deserve.

I've been Jeremy Jaffacake, G'nite bitches
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Save. "fcontribs@banana.sx", password "allymarriot14", Send.

Wait. Damn. Damn it! Jeremy leaned back in his chair and ran his hands through his greying, sandy coloured hair. That was it. The one thing he should have said to Rami to round off his victory, to place a little cherry on its head. He should have left the room and said "I've been Jeremy Jaffacake, G'night bitches." Bugger. Jeremy hated how he always thought of these things too late. How, usually, his 'witty retort' came a few days later after mulling his opponent's put-downs over in his head. That omission made Jeremy realise that his victory just, but only just, wasn't a perfect one.

He opened up his email inbox, something he hadn't had time to do for a few days.

"Still", he thought to himself. "Lets not be too much of a perfectionist about these things."

He checked down his list of unread messages

"What matters is"

He noticed Rami Niblick's name.

"I won..."

He noticed Rami had sent him an email

"..and I'm still in a job..."

He clicked 'open'

"...and..."

And then he shat himself.

The human condition really is remarkable. Given a crisis, the average Homo Sapien prioritises the tasks he needs in order to solve a problem or deal with a situation. Crossing a road with your shoelaces undone and seeing a speeding car approaching you, the average human would dart out of the way first, and then maybe tie his shoelaces afterwards, once he got over the shock. Jeremy Jaffacake would attempt to do both at the same time, most likely resulting in his heel being clipped by the car and his shoelace being fastened as efficiently as that of a five year old. Jeremy found himself hunched over the sink, scooping shit out of his trousers with the only implement available - a very small collander - with a phone tucked between his chin and his shoulder and a saucepan of soup heating quietly on a nearby stove. Only Jeremy Jaffacake would, when confronted with a trouser full of poo and the imminent end of his journalistic career, remember he hadn't eaten for a few hours.
The collander wasn't a good idea, with hindsight, but he was damned if he was going to fetch the ladle. That was twice as much washing up for starters. He frowned at the fountain of faeces that showered his shoes, and the commenced his other task of trying to get a poor Cafunduese operator to put him through to the Flamenco Hotel. Finally, he got through.
"Niblick/Whealdon.."
"Rami! Rami you intolerable cretin!"
"Jeremy well how nice to..."
"Nice my bumcrack its never nice to see me and you know it."
"That's why its nice. I can't see you right now"
"Oh give over trying to be funny, Niblick, and tell me what you want"
"Me?"
"Yes you. You have the photo, you have the evidence, you have the means to ruin me and you know it. You win, alright Rami? Are those the words you wanted to hear? You win. I lose. I'm fine with it. Now. Tell me what you want, in exchange for never printing that picture of me."
There was a pause. Jeremy reckoned it to be the longest pause he'd ever encountered, and he'd encountered a Liger.
"Well..." said Rami..

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Postby Milchama » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:18 pm

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Number 2!


Just in time for MatchDay 2 of the Cup proper we bring you the number 2 event in Milchamian press history! That's right we'll tell you all about our epic draw with Newmanistan later but for now we got this on our agenda and it's more important.

Thus the number 2 incident is: Milchama's infamous predictions!

The Story:
Many people in Milchama forget that our first qualification attempt was in World Cup 23. The media was on a traveling blackout and the team played in front of mostly empty stadia and enjoyed results reminiscent of those two problems. 2nd to last place with one win and two draws. People do remember World Cup 24, most consider it to be our first real attempt at the cup. While the Warriors were ranked 92 or so they were buoyed by a young squad that had done surprisingly well at the U21 Cup (we made it to octas!) and thus were arrogant about our chances (some things never change). This led the media to make the prediction that while Milchama might not make the cup they would definitely finish third, ahead of The Lowland Clans, a much better team. TLC didn't really much like this and said we were dumb, we, of course, didn't listen and knew we were better and a rivalry was formed (Granted they were better and beat us twice or something like that). Since that time though Milchamian have remained just as jingoistic, just as arrogant and frankly just as stupid. This has spawned a couple of more rivalries with Oliverry, with Causiddaiga (or however you spell that damn name), and almost with Jeruselem, though they're much nicer than us. Yes it's been a ride.

The Result:
Interesting matches. TLC is by far the most famous of the rivalries, due to the amount of games played between the two sides right after our infamous predictions. We played them in the CoH in WC 24 and WC 25 and while we lost once and won once football was the real winner (loser). 10 yellow cards, 3 fights, and 3 reds were the order of the day as both sides fought hard and fought well. All our other rivalries yield similar results of both teams going all out, some real struggles and eventual victories, as well as defeats. It has made Milchamian football much more interesting to have rivals and recently one of the reasons cited for the decline in interest has been a lack of real rivals. Sure we have Valanora but that's more of a feud and we really wouldn't care except that we keep on losing. If we could win once that would be nice. We have history with teams but none of that built in pent up hatred. This most recent match with Newmanistan was testy, hopefully we'll be drawn with them again soon then maybe we could have a rivalry on our hands. I don't know I just like wanting to beat a team just because they are that team. We just don't have that anymore, I miss that. Goddamnit I'm going to go get that back! We need Casari back, they were true SOBs. Fuck them!

Other Interesting Notes:
--Some would cite the Dreamed Realm teams as rivals, I don't see it. Sure we have different religions but that's as far as that goes and they don't even seem to realize that we are Jews. Big difference there.
--Marc J. Floren has scored 15 goals since he officially retired from the Milchama national team all in freak appearances ranging from landing on a missile to jumping on the field from a corner kick.
--This column does not reflect the views of the Chi Sun-Times-Tribune-Domestic-International-Star-News-Today in anyway, shape or form.
--We miss TLC
--The accidental death of one unfortunate Billy Jones had nothing to do with the production of this newspaper. Really.
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World Baseball Classic 23 Champion!
Note: The demonym is Milchamian. There are two of the letter "I(i)" and not one.

3x CoH winner (29, 46, 50) 3x WBC winner (4,5,23), 1x World Cup host (32) Various other minor trophies there's a football club trophy, a kleptochase trophy, Other minor international football trophies.

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Postby Milchama » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:32 pm

"Come on Newmanistan!"

"Yeah, Let's go SLANI! Beat those Rockets!"

"Wait you can't root for both teams!"

"Yes we can!"

"Why?"

"Because we need to win and then need one of those two teams to win to advance"

"How are you so sure we're going to win?"

"Because KP sucks, we're due to win and we're starting to have some good luck here"

"Maybe we should pray to Margaret"

"That is so in the 30s"

"Although we should sacrifice a rubber chicken just in case"

"Ok"

*They go and sacrifice rubber chicken*

"Oh Margaret please give us victory over the heathens of Kura Pelland"

"Amen"

"That felt good"

"Yes it did"

"So we can win"

"Yes we can!"

"Yes we can!"

"Come on you Warriors!"

"Come on you Warriors!"
Milchama Sports achievements:
World Baseball Classic 23 Champion!
Note: The demonym is Milchamian. There are two of the letter "I(i)" and not one.

3x CoH winner (29, 46, 50) 3x WBC winner (4,5,23), 1x World Cup host (32) Various other minor trophies there's a football club trophy, a kleptochase trophy, Other minor international football trophies.

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Postby Sarzonia » Tue Sep 29, 2009 5:49 pm

1 a.m., three hours after Sarzonia defeated Silexhera.

Undeliverable.

That was the message flashing on Franz Braddock's computer screen when he logged in from his hotel room.

He raised an eyebrow. He hadn't had that problem since the first month and a half on the job as Sarzonia's manager. He knew he'd have to enter a passcode to send an e-mail to ensure that it was him sending it. He also knew the DNA technology on the laptop scanned for Braddock's fingerprints to ensure that it was his hand that typed an e-mail.

He glanced at the e-mails and read the contents. He grimaced for a second, then the right corner of his mouth slowly inched upward.

Jaffacake. Of course. He sent a quick e-mail to the Incorporated Football Federation's information technology department with the particulars. There likely wasn't much the department could do, nor could the Sarzonian Federal Bureau of Investigations. After all, Jaffacake was a Silexheran. External Affairs would have to request that Jaffacake be extradited to Sarzonia.

And, Braddock thought, doing so would have been more trouble than that louse Jaffacake was worth.

11:45 p.m., forty-five minutes after the match went final

"So, Mister ..." Braddock said, trying to place a name he didn't know with a face he didn't recognise.

"Rami Niblick," the man offered. "First of all, excellent win for your programme."

"I'd like to think so," Braddock said.

"How important was it for your lads to get the result against Silexhera, especially Mr. Jaffacake?"

"Well, Jeremy Jaffacake isn't a player or a coach for their national side," Braddock said. "That match was Sarzonia v. Silexhera, not Jeremy Jaffacake v. Franz Braddock. It was an important result for us because teams that lose their opening match of a World Cup finals appearance have to fight much harder to qualify for the knockout stages. By winning tonight, we've made it possible, moreso than losing would have."

"What's the status of your defender?"

"Ben Crosley will have an MRI done at the local hospital. The Incorporated Football Federation have wired the money to the hospital to have it done immediately. We'll know the extent of his injuries in a couple days. In the meantime, Carletta Ryan will start the match against Jeruselem."

"I heard reports following the match that you said 'g'nite bitches' as you passed the Silexheran dressing room. Revenge?"

"I've followed that lad Jaffacake's ramblings about footie and everything else he writes or talks about," Braddock said. "I thought a little poetic justice wouldn't hurt matters."

"Say, Mr. Braddock," Niblick said. "I have a little ... proposal for you."

"Oh?"

"Would you like to head back to my hotel so we can discuss things ... rather discretely?"

"I think you'd understand if I preferred a neutral site," Braddock said. "How about we meet here?" he said, pointing to his miniature global positioning device. It looked like a non descript little tavern, but Braddock quickly said, "one of my assistant managers, Diogo Avarel, owns the place. It's rather out of the way and we can discuss certain matters more safely than we can anywhere near the stadium."

*************************

Two days later

The match was a frustrating experience for both teams. Neither team could generate much offence, as it seemed the referee's assistants chose to make themselves the focus of the match rather than the players.

Seventh minute. "Offside." Matt Lynch threw up his hands in exasperation.

Twenty-second minute. Offside flag up. Cody Taylor looked up incredulously, exchanging a shrug with Ben Davis.

Got away with that one, that shrug seemed to say.

Thirty-eighth minute. "Offside." Avarel leapt up from his place on the bench and shouted at the referee's assistant.

"You can't be serious! Bocanegro played the ball two seconds before Zack left the last defender!"

It continued like that until full time. True to her form, Carletta Ryan drew a yellow card for an aggressive tackle.

"They don't play this match in skirts," Ryan said, drawing a chuckle from midfielder Ettore Salivani, Jr. Ryan didn't even own a skirt. She had a pants suit for job interviews or formal functions and she refused to own a pair of high heels.

The second half was more of the same for both teams, and when the final whistle sounded, neither team were particularly happy with what transpired. The only team that could smile even slightly was Sarzonia, who now are three points clear of Jeruselem with one match to play. Unfortunately for Sarzonia, that final group stage match would be against the defending world champions, possibly with revenge on their minds.

It wasn't ideal, but Sarzonia would take it, along with Silexhera's elimination from the groups stage. Jeruselem weren't out of the picture, but they certainly had a tough climb. They'd have to defeat Silexhera and hope Starblaydia defeated Sarzonia and have both results combine to allow Jeruselem to make up five goals in the goal differential column.

Regardless of the result, the Stars took a major step forward on the international scene, even if Travis West weren't there to write about it. True enough, he was on a red eye flight to Woodstock while longtime columnist Ryan Calvin was flying in.

It would take a phone call from Braddock to send West back to cover Sarzonia, on another red eye flight. It would also take Braddock's and The Daily Mail's willingness to bend the rules of journalism ethics to allow West to stay in the same hotel as the team. But a chastened Travis West would certainly learn a lesson about not accepting bribes, especially in as capitalizt a place as Cafundéu.
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Postby Bazalonia » Tue Sep 29, 2009 7:12 pm

Bruce Hanlon was not very important in the scheme of things, he was just a random lackey working on BazSport’s show ‘World Cup Daily’. It was on right now... Some Bazalonians were getting interviewed, Ian and Mathew Gray twin midfielders for the Bazalopes. Bruce held in his hands 2 small silver trophies. One was labelled ‘The Best Bazalonian Midfielder on World Cup Daily’ and the other ‘The Twin of the Best Bazalonian Midfielder on World Cup Daily’

It was a bad joke, he was to bring them up onto stage and them over. You never saw his face or any identifiable marks... but well, he gets on TV.

The words that Leo spoke on stage echoed off. “Thank you for coming on the show, both of you. We’ve got a little gift for each of you to show our appreciation.” That was Bruce’s cue to go up on-stage, and he did handed the trophy’s over to Leo who did the scripted “I’m unsure which is the best midfielder on the show before handing them to Ian and Mathew respectively.

Bruce meanwhile was back off stage, he had some random videos to organise, a really boring chore, yet as he walked into the room. He saw a small white mice run into the stacks moments later it was carrying a reel of footage on its back. It was surreal and extremely odd. Bruce started to chase after it... the faster he went the faster it went soon he was pelting his way through a corridor in the BazSport television studio complex. Yet the mouse was still keeping ahead of him. How? The mouse’s legs must be going at an insane pace not to mention the heavy reel on its back, and keeping it balanced as well.

Something was just so wrong about this it seemed impossible, yet soon it seemed he was going faster than he could things whizzed by in a blur the only thing that was clear was the reel of tape. The mouse turned at a mind-blowingly high speed and so did Bruce yet once he did he came to a sudden screeching halt yet it felt as if he just stopped walking.

A mouse was there, it looked like the same mouse that he was chasing, sans the reel tape. It’s little jaw seemed to open and it started speaking.

“Ah, yes finally someone has come. A Brave soul to face the challenge before us.” The mouse spoke perfectly understandable yet perfectly cryptic as well

“What the frick are you talking about? And where’s the reel? Take it back!” Bruce was still very much annoyed and upset that he saw something that he was responsible for stolen in front of his very eyes, so much so that he didn’t seem to care that he was talking.... to a mouse.

“The reel is back, where it’s meant to be along with everything else that was taken... As to what I am talking about there is something happening, something that has no right too. The people of Atheistic Right have returned again. This time they are dabbling in magic and who knows what devastation they could unleash not only on the civilised world but on the very essence of all that exists, only the dreamed realm will be spared.”

“Right... and you want ME to stop it? Why not you? And by the way, who are you?” Bruce had calmed down a bit enough to try and wrap his head around this surreal situation.

“Apologies, of course. I had totally forgot my manners I am Solomon Wisemouse, I am from Miceland, you may of heard of us, Yes. Magic can change the way you look or what you can do but it can’t change your fundamental essence. They’ve managed to find a way to magically ward against us mice and so we can’t even if we magically alter ourselves to be human stop them. Which means we need someone who isn’t one of us. We need you. You had the courage to chase a thief, you had the determination to follow no matter how crazy it got and you have the presence of mind to talk to a mouse than rather freak out as many of the people did when they originally saw us. You are the one that can help us prevent this tragedy.”

“But, what you expect me just to go in and do what kill everyone?” snorted Bruce in disgust...

“No, of course not. They are deriving their power from a magical artefact, destroy that and they won’t be able to channel their magical ability causing their wards to fail. Then we can get you out and return you back to your world.”

“wait, I’m not on my world?”

“Yes, and no, It’s complicated to explain but what happens here will certainly affect home.”

“So what, you’re just going to send me in and what somehow make my way through Atheistic Right and destroy this thing without being stopped or challenged?”
“Oh, no we expect you will be challenged, that means we will have create a cover persona for you. Give you all appropriate knowledge, a background and suitable personality and worldview, until you complete this mission you will basicly become a Rightist, however basic fundamental attributes will stay the same and you will find a reason in your new identity to destroy the magical artefact. What do you say.”

“Well, doesn’t look like I have any choice now does it?”

“Good man. Follow me and we shall get started on the process.”

OOC Edit: For the newer people The Mice of Miceland (which is the nation of mice referenced but not specifically said) and Atheistic Right were puppets of mine I have used at various times during the World Cup. The mice are magical mice that can talk and transform and Atheistic Right are very... violent/dangeorus/crazy people.
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<Han> so let's hope it's neither precognitive nor self-fulfilling...

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Postby Jeruselem » Tue Sep 29, 2009 9:59 pm

To: Billy Prescott
From: Oksana "Pups" Ferris

Heya. Looks like Jeruselem and Newmanistan are in a bind but at least your team is actually lead your group. We've just gotta win and hope the Purple people do their job too. Mind you, a draw or loss for Newmanistan wouldn't do be very good as you could drop back to 3rd place. I guess both of us have to get down and work hard for the win.

Marie's new little boy is very cute. He's not very big though. Marie does complain he drinks far too much milk, she's got huge boobs compared to some on the team. She complains a lot but she refused to use bottled milk at the moment.

I can't believe there are people out there complaining about breastfeeding. As a farmer, one must allow our farm animals to have a healthy life without too much interference. It's the same for people, women have boobs because ... well, feeding our kids. What's the point of having boobs like pancakes when your babies are going to starve! There was no bottled milk in the past, and bottled milk is no substitute for Mum's milk.

Shopping here is fun but man is it expensive. You have pay for everything, even just a little bit of water. I even had pay to use a park bench to sit down! It's extreme. Thank God we have a little socialism in Jeruselem where our taxes pay for some of the good things in life.

I heard you have a new leader. Imperator Michael IV, well that's what Marie writes down but then she knows Latin and I don't. Dumb farmers like me know need to know Latin but I guess a Princess does. That's it from me. Plenty of hard work left to do!

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