by Kalaallit Nunaat » Tue May 03, 2011 3:38 pm
by Shofercia » Tue May 03, 2011 4:07 pm
by Qazox » Tue May 03, 2011 8:10 pm
by Iansisle » Tue May 03, 2011 9:03 pm
by Chrinthanium » Tue May 03, 2011 9:22 pm
by Southwest 2Fort » Wed May 04, 2011 11:12 am
by Kazzoria » Wed May 04, 2011 12:08 pm
The Kazzorian Cherry scroll
These men bravely skate at the back and will be paid with twenty bags of shrimp for every period without conceding. If they fail to keep all attempts out they shall be punished by having shrimps stuck in their ears.
The Kazzorian Cherry scroll
These men who skate vaguely in a sideways direction will try and pass to the men who skate ahead of those who skate in a vaguely sideways direction. They shall be paid in 3 bags of jellyfish for every goal assisted or scored. If they don't they will be covered in live jelly fish and have a bucket strapped to their head to contain the jellies.
These men who skate in front of those who skate in a vaguely sideways direction must try and put the puck in the net. They shall be paid with 5 bags of fox hair for every goal they score. If they shan't score a goal in a game they shall be covered in honey and fox hair until they do.
by Tanah Burung » Wed May 04, 2011 1:05 pm
by Starblaydia » Wed May 04, 2011 4:21 pm
by North Chicanan » Thu May 05, 2011 7:41 am
by Kalaallit Nunaat » Thu May 05, 2011 1:41 pm
Standings
-------------------------P W L T GF GA Pts
Duke of Clarence division
Belin and Nord Islands---1 1 0 0 6 5 2
Mohawk Clans-------------1 1 0 0 3 2 2
Krytenia-----------------1 1 0 0 1 0 2
Kalaallit Nunaat---------1 0 1 0 5 6 0
Qazox--------------------1 0 1 0 2 3 0
Ardathium----------------1 0 1 0 0 1 0
Hayley Wickenheiser Division
Shofercia----------------1 1 0 0 7 4 2
Meguroko-----------------1 1 0 0 4 1 2
Tanah Burung-------------1 1 0 0 1 0 2
Lithatrius---------------1 0 1 0 0 1 0
Sarzonia-----------------1 0 1 0 1 4 0
Chrinthanium-------------1 0 1 0 4 7 0
Don Cherry Fashion Disaster Division
Virabia------------------1 1 0 0 3 0 2
Iansisle-----------------1 1 0 0 6 5 2
Southwest 2Fort----------1 1 0 0 3 2 2
Passionate Redheads------1 0 1 0 2 3 0
The Fanboyists-----------1 0 1 0 5 6 0
Kazzoria-----------------1 0 1 0 0 3 0
Price of Whales Division
North Chicanan-----------1 1 0 0 5 1 2
Darmen-------------------1 1 0 0 4 0 2
Civil Citizenry----------1 1 0 0 4 1 2
Teinohikira--------------1 0 1 0 1 4 2
Undead soldier land------1 0 1 0 0 4 0
Cotdelapoms--------------1 0 1 0 1 5 0
Zut Alors Division
Delaclava----------------1 1 0 0 9 2 2
Starblaydia--------------1 1 0 0 4 1 2
Mangolana----------------1 0 0 1 0 0 1
Belgeland----------------1 0 0 1 0 0 1
Swartaz------------------1 0 1 0 1 4 0
Septentriona-------------1 0 1 0 2 9 0
by Darmen » Thu May 05, 2011 5:38 pm
by Southwest 2Fort » Thu May 05, 2011 8:10 pm
by Qazox » Thu May 05, 2011 8:57 pm
by Septentrionia » Thu May 05, 2011 9:50 pm
by Iansisle » Fri May 06, 2011 7:28 pm
by Kazzoria » Fri May 06, 2011 11:27 pm
by Shofercia » Sat May 07, 2011 12:59 pm
Team Shofercia crushes Surfers, Hangs Ten - The Shofercian Breeze
Team Shofercia headed into the Cherry Cup, not knowing what to expect. The sent a mixed team of special forces, academics, air force pilots and politicians. But they forgot something. The Goalie. Realizing that the goalie plays a vital role in hockey, and that they were already at the airport, they frantically began yelling: "Anyone wants to be our goalie?" Not having heard much replies, they grabbed the first cute girl they saw, and made her the goalie. Since the team was mixed, why not have mixed goalies as well? The team made the coach the second goalie. Having thus secured the pipes, Team Shofercia was ready to go to Kalaallit Nunaat, and to have a blast!
The game opened up with the Special Forces winning the faceoffs, and "gently" skating it in. As a result of said "gentle" skating, several surfers ended up flying, producing roaring laughter in Shofercia's pubs. Realizing that they might as well take a few shots on goal, the Special Forces stared shooting, and much to everyone's shock and astonishment, a desperate shot from the blue line, which also prevent a counter-surfer rush, actually went it. Shofercia 1-0.
"Change the lines!"
"But we're not tired!"
"Does it say coach anywhere on my suit? Change the damn lines!"
And with that encouraging line change, the pilots changed the special forces. As was promised, the pilots entered the Surfer zone, and began with a flurry of slapshots. One of which passed by the goalie. Shofercia 2-0.
Then came the academics. After being pushed over by the surfers, they opted to start doing knucklepuck attacks. Surprisingly, one of them actually went off the top pipe - Shofercia 3-0. The knucklepuck jokes resulting from this goal could become a meme of their own. "All your knucklepucks are belong to us!"
After the academics, came the politicians, and the Surfers finally scored. Shofercia 3-1. "Damn politicians messing everything up" commented the leader of the special forces line. "Let's show 'em how it's done!" Shofercia 3-2.
"Way to show them how to skip a goal," jeered the Pilots. And with that, the period was over.
The second period began with the Special Forces getting one back, placing Shofercia up by 2, 4-2. Then came the Pilots, and again paid for their overconfidence, as it became a one goal game. A lot of flurries and fights on the ice followed, with even the politicians managing a shift or two without skipping a goal. In one of the fights, the Surfer tried to kick a Special Forces girl in the stomach, with his skate, but she caught it, and spun him around, sending him crashing in the Surfer goal. "Aren't you supposed to place the puck in the net and not the player?" a fellow linesman joked.
Shofercia's goalie was phenomenal. Turns out that she was the goalie of Shofercia's women's hockey team. The period closed out with the Special Forces beating the buzzer by a millisecond, and making the score 5-3 in favor of Shofercia.
The Academic line started out in the third period, and started by missing a goal. "We just wanted to be diplomatic, and ensure that all of Shofercia's lines missed a goal" they said. A minute later, the Pilots were flying on the ice, and scoring, making it 6-4 in favor of Shofercia. And surprising everyone, at the last minute, Shofercia's Politicians actually scored a goal, making it 7-4 in favor of Shofercia. It was a rough game, but it was extraordinarily fun to watch, especially with our boys and girls knowing how to Hang Ten, better than the Surfers!
by Kalaallit Nunaat » Sat May 07, 2011 9:37 pm
Standings
-------------------------P W L T GF GA Pts
Duke of Clarence division
Belin and Nord Islands---2 1 0 1 9 8 3
Mohawk Clans-------------2 1 0 1 6 5 3
Krytenia-----------------2 1 0 1 4 3 3
Kalaallit Nunaat---------2 1 1 0 9 6 2
Qazox--------------------2 0 1 1 5 6 1
Ardathium----------------1 0 2 0 0 5 0
Hayley Wickenheiser Division
Tanah Burung-------------2 2 0 0 5 0 4
Shofercia----------------2 2 0 0 12 8 4
Chrinthanium-------------2 1 1 0 8 8 2
Meguroko-----------------2 1 1 0 4 5 2
Lithatrius---------------2 0 2 0 1 5 0
Sarzonia-----------------2 0 2 0 1 8 0
Don Cherry Fashion Disaster Division
Virabia------------------2 2 0 0 8 0 4
Southwest 2Fort----------2 2 0 0 7 3 4
Passionate Redheads------2 1 1 0 4 3 2
Iansisle-----------------2 1 1 0 6 7 2
The Fanboyists-----------2 0 2 0 5 11 0
Kazzoria-----------------2 0 2 0 1 7 0
Price of Whales Division
North Chicanan-----------2 2 0 0 10 4 4
Teinohikira--------------2 1 1 0 6 6 4
Darmen-------------------2 1 1 0 6 5 2
Civil Citizenry----------2 1 1 0 4 3 2
Cotdelapoms--------------2 1 1 0 3 5 2
Undead soldier land------2 0 2 0 3 9 0
Zut Alors Division
Starblaydia--------------2 2 0 0 8 3 4
Belgeland----------------2 1 0 1 6 5 3
Delaclava----------------2 1 1 0 14 8 2
Swartaz------------------2 1 1 0 2 4 2
Mangolana----------------2 0 1 1 0 1 1
Septentriona-------------2 0 2 0 9 11 0
by Kalaallit Nunaat » Sat May 07, 2011 9:51 pm
by Qazox » Sat May 07, 2011 10:21 pm
by North Chicanan » Sun May 08, 2011 7:46 am
by Tanah Burung » Sun May 08, 2011 9:06 am
by Kalaallit Nunaat » Tue May 10, 2011 12:41 pm
Standings
-------------------------P W L T GF GA Pts
Duke of Clarence division
Belin and Nord Islands---3 2 0 1 12 8 5
Mohawk Clans-------------3 2 0 1 8 6 5
Qazox--------------------3 1 1 1 9 8 3
Krytenia-----------------3 1 1 1 4 6 3
Kalaallit Nunaat---------3 1 2 0 10 8 2
Ardathium----------------3 0 3 0 2 9 0
Hayley Wickenheiser Division
Tanah Burung-------------3 3 0 0 11 1 6
Shofercia----------------3 2 1 0 18 9 4
Chrinthanium-------------3 2 1 0 11 8 4
Meguroko-----------------3 2 1 0 9 7 4
Lithatrius---------------3 0 3 0 3 10 0
Sarzonia-----------------3 0 3 0 1 11 0
Don Cherry Fashion Disaster Division
Virabia------------------3 3 0 0 14 0 6
Iansisle-----------------3 2 1 0 10 9 4
Southwest 2Fort----------3 2 1 0 8 7 4
The Fanboyists-----------3 1 2 0 11 11 2
Passionate Redheads------3 1 2 0 4 9 2
Kazzoria-----------------3 0 3 0 3 13 0
Price of Whales Division
North Chicanan-----------3 3 0 0 17 4 6
Darmen-------------------3 2 1 0 10 7 4
Civil Citizenry----------3 1 2 0 6 7 2
Cotdelapoms--------------3 1 2 0 6 9 2
Undead soldier land------3 1 2 0 7 12 2
Teinohikira--------------3 1 2 0 6 13 2
Zut Alors Division
Belgeland----------------3 2 0 1 11 5 5
Starblaydia--------------3 2 1 0 8 8 4
Mangolana----------------3 1 1 1 5 1 3
Septentriona-------------3 1 2 0 13 13 2
Delaclava----------------3 1 2 0 14 13 2
Swartaz------------------3 1 2 0 4 8 2
by Chrinthanium » Tue May 10, 2011 1:10 pm
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