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Sarzonia
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Postby Sarzonia » Tue Apr 26, 2011 7:48 pm

The attention of Sarzonian national team sporting fans is finally turning back to the sport that started it all.

Football.

A world championship that bucked the history of the World Baseball Classic kept many Sarzonian eyes from watching the adventures of their football heroes, but Stars supporters who had just finished celebrating their baseball team's triumphs soon had reason to cheer for their footballers.

Sarzonia may not have looked pretty in doing so, but they earned a 1-0 victory over Kulverint in front of a crowd of 89,142 at Dave Wilson Stadium, even though large numbers of that crowd were distracted by the remnants of the glow they were basking in from the baseball team's victory parade. A contingent of thousands of Delaclavs making the trip into Dave Wilson Stadium wasn't noticeable by the sound. They were cheering nearly as loudly as the loudest Sarzonians.

"With the Phoenixes automatically qualified for the finals, we felt as though we wanted to go to a football match and support someone," one fan said. "Sarzonia was the most logical choice."

Regardless of reason, the Cyanean supporters overwhelmed the small contingent of Kulverint supporters almost as easily as the Stars dominated their opponents on the pitch. Sarzonia maintained 56 percent of possession in their offensive end and fired 19 shots to Kulverint's 10. Cody Taylor only had to make two saves, while Sarzonian shooters forced seven saves from Kulverint's goalkeeper.

It was forward Matt Lynch who supplied Sarzonia's only goal, a 19th minute tally courtesy of a header of a cross from Ettore Salivani, Jr., who later left the match briefly with cramps. The Stars played with 10 men during that stretch, but one media observer wryly noted that only seemed to even the odds for the visitors.

"They play like they have 12 men on the pitch," the observer said of the Stars. "Going down one only seems to give their opponents a chance."

Regardless, some of Sarzonia's critics might challenge the team, saying they haven't really proven anything with unimpressive margins of victory and a loss to a relatively unfancied Mytannion, but manager Franz Braddock dismissed the talk.

"It's three points," he said. "We'll take them against whomever we face."
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Qazox
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Postby Qazox » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:12 pm

...Cabric:

3 games into the qualifers, Qazox had only scored 2 goals. Since Coach Holtz called out the team after the 0-0 draw at Coffee Cakes, the team has only won 4 in a row, outscoring their opponents 18-4, inclduing a 5-1 win over Cabric tonight.

In a bittersweet moment before the game, Cabric's Emperor Daciuc Cabric and Qazox President Thomas Damon met at midfield and held a moment of silence for the estimated 6.3 million dead due to the Scourge virus, which precipitated the migration to the nation that is now Cabric. In a stunning announcement, President Damon took to the microphone and offically pardoned any military members that went AWOL during the crisis, which included Emperor Dacius Cabric's grandfather and an aunt.

After the memorial and pardon, the game started. But there was no pardon for the Caribou, as Qazox raced out to a 3-0 lead at the half and cruised to the 5-1 victory, putting the Pheonix in sole possession of 1st place in Group 15. 2 goals each from Iona Laughlin (22' and 35') and Lonnie Dobbs (49', 74') plus a goal from Jamie Hinkley (40') gave Qazox a 5-0 lead. But Cabric managed to avoid the shutout, when Mike McRenyolds snuck a shot just under a diving Thomas Evans in the 80th minute.

After a week off, Qazox continues their homestand at Rockport hosting first Pretty Awesome Persons then Daliusia.

DREAMED REALM (c 1500 BC):

"Are you alright" a voice said, as Kyle Cartman pushed himself up off the ground.

"Where am I?" Kyle asked, brushing the dirt off himself, and checking for injuries.

"Near Alasdairopolis." The stranger said. "Are you here to visit a monastery? There's one just over that hill."

"No, I'm looking for someone. Supposedly there's a man here who has true sentience." Kyle replied. "I'm Kyle, by the way."

"Kai Tolbert. True Sentience? Is that some kind of Zen thing? Because Eastern philosophies aren't exactly popular here." Kai replied.

"Well I have no idea where to look first. Mabe someone in Alasdairopolis might know." Kyle replied.

"Maybe. Since you're rather new here, need someone to show you around?" Kai asked.

"Well i've been here before, but it's been a while, so any help you can give would be nice." Kyle lied, seeing as he'd been to the Dreamed Realm probably more times than most people; but being 3500 years in the past, some of the landmarks hadn't been built yet.

So Kyle and Kai started towards Alasdairopolis and hopefully a chance to get a lead on the one person in the NSUniverse with true sentience.
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Qualified for World Cups 31, 33, 35-50, 54-59, 61, 62. Runners-up: CoH 52
Baptism of Fire 44 (w/Mangolana); World Baseball Classics 1, 4, 5, 10, 13 and 23; World Cup of Hockey 7 and 14; World Bowls IV & IX; IBC X; Baptism of Iron III and VIII; NSCAA Tourney II, III (conferences/regionals), The OXEN Cup; the TOUR de QAZOX, Qazoxian Sports Festival and NS X-Games/Winter X-Games I.
World Cups of Hockey 4 & 6; World Baseball Classics 6, 8 and 9, World Bowls 3 and XXI; Draggonnii Inviyatii V, IBC XI
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Qlumez
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Postby Qlumez » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:44 pm

Empire of Cilnotuz, somewhere in the far future.

The Cathedral of The Lord's Victory stood tall upon the rocks of Veqluznul, a sky-scraping monument to the fanaticism of the Holy Office. For it wasn't just a place of prayer, it was a fortress. Filled with thousands upon thousands of soldiers drunk on religious fervor; with dungeons where heretics, heathens and foreigners were subjected to unending torture; with churches where the warrior caste was indoctrinated since early days to follow the Church to the death. Atop it all, forming a cross with the tower's pinnacle, stood a giant cannon capable of launching warheads at intercontinental distances. An instrument of terror which could wipe entire cities off the map.

It looked a lot bigger up close, thought Jose Miguel Planudes. He and his strike team were about to start a crazy, near suicidal mission to take it down.

...

A few months ago, the head of the Cilnotuzian Holy Office (who effectively ruled the country) decreed that all lands belonged to their religion, and heathens were to follow God's way or be faced with "extermination war". That they were an empire of religious fanatics, sustained on slave labor of minorities, everybody knew at this point.

What nobody expected was for them to strike at Qlumez. A country which managed to avoid entering a single war for centuries despite being a region-wide leader. The soulful, peaceful country of Qlumez.

To make an example of the world, they used the cannon on one of their cities.

The Qlumezians didn't take that well at all.

Now it was time for payback.

...


The Qlumez motto in Katothwa Re
Veegahn kahmikuhn yahshemahlah lucs. Veegahn dahkaht votahnto.

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Al-Mumtaz
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Postby Al-Mumtaz » Tue Apr 26, 2011 8:51 pm

PHOENIX POST
Al-Mumtaz is on the Right Path
Hakkland 0 - 1 Al-Mumtaz

Batutah scored a late goal to break a scoreless deadlock as Al-Mumtaz claimed a 1-0 win over Hakkland on 7th matchday.

Batutah buried a free kick in the 83rd minute to account for the only goal. Neither side had threatened much before then until Hakkland drew a foul just outside the penalty area. Batuta lined up the free kick and sent his 20-yard attempt on goal. The ball swerved around Hakkland's wall and into the back of the net, just out of the reach of Hakkland 'keeper.

Al-Mumtaz had the better of the scant few chances either side put on goal before Batutah's free kick tally, but the forwards were untidy with their finishing because Ismet Hugo was rested for this match.

After this match, Al-Mumtaz was ranked 2nd with 13 points in 6 matches and at the top of the table is Jeru FC with 13 points in 7 matches.
The next match will be against Khabarovsk Krai, currently 8th , at Hall of Agility.
"We will win this one, for sure. Our target for this edition of World Cup is make it to the final round of WorldCup for the first time", said Fauzan Kamil, Al-Mumtaz manager.

LET THE HOLY PHOENIX FLY AS HIGH AS HE CAN!!
"We are here. This is our Nation!" -Caliph Al-Mumtaz I
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Host : Al-Mumtaz Boxing Championship 1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th
Achievements : World Cup 55 Qualifiers.

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Cabric
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Postby Cabric » Tue Apr 26, 2011 9:28 pm

"This is Cabric Soccer Daily. Cabric went into Qazox' Qazian Memorial Stadium, hoping for a draw. Instead they got more than they asked for, and also more han they ever wished for. Emperor Dacius Cabric showed up with Qazoxian President Thomas Damon for a moment of silence for the vicitims of the Scourge virus. But what happened afterwards stunned everyone, as President Damon pardoned all of Cabric's citizens who were once a part of Qazox' military, but who left due to the epidemic.

The announcement stunned everyone, including the human half of the Caribou who were to play in the game. And it showed, as Qazox scored the first 5 goals of the game, 2 each from Iona Laughlin and Lonnie Dobbs. Jamie Hinkley added the other goal just before half to give the Pheonix a 3-0 lead. Mike McRenyolds did manage to score in the 80th minute to avoid the shutout.

A tough loss to a good team dropped Cabric into 3rd place, but a home date, with the Baean half taking over; against 1-0-6 Sameba should get the team over the loss to Qazox. But with a trip to The Babbage Islands next week looming, don't be suprised if the Sameba game is closer than expected.

CABRIC'S SCHEDULE:
Games to be played by the HUMAN half of Cabric's team are in Blue. Games to be played by the BAEAN half of Cabric's team are in Green.
MATCHDAY 1: vs. PAP W 2-1
MATCHDAY 2: at Daliusia W 3-0
MATCHDAY 3: vs. Meddicia D 1-1
MATCHDAY 4: at Erathore L 0-4
MATCHDAY 5: at Kandorith W 1-0
MATCHDAY 6: vs. Coffee Cakes W 2-0
MATCHDAY 7: at Qazox L 1-5
MATCHDAY 8: vs. Sameba
MATCHDAY 9: at The Babbage Islands
MATCHDAY 10: vs. Meguroko
MATCHDAY 11: BYE
MATCHDAY 12: at PAP
MATCHDAY 13: vs. Daliusia
MATCHDAY 14: at Meddicia
MATCHDAY 15: vs. Erathore
MATCHDAY 16: vs. Kandorith
MATCHDAY 17: at Coffee Cakes
MATCHDAY 18: vs. Qazox
MATCHDAY 19: at Sameba
MATCHDAY 20: vs. The Babbage Islands
MATCHDAY 21: at Meguroko
MATCHDAY 22: BYE

OVERALL: 4-1-2 10GF 11GA -1GD Currently 3rd in Group 15.

Baeans: 2-0-1 3GF 5GA -2GD
Humans: 2-1-1 7GF 6GA +1GD
Please attempt NOT to spell my name: CARBIC, CARBON, CRABIC or CARBRICK; and I will attempt to spell your name correctly. Wikipage

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Jeruselem
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Postby Jeruselem » Tue Apr 26, 2011 10:17 pm

After Jeruselem's 1-0 win against -Bederich-. Kat(rina) and Kate Kool talking not football.

Kat: I hear you're doubled your facebook friends after that webcam incident Kate.
Kate: Yes, all in one day.
Kat: Nudity does work.
Kate: Well, I didn't mean to do it.
Kat: Not used to motion sensor cameras these days.
Kate: I'm not very tech savvy.
Kat: Didn't you know kissing the camera turns it off.
Kate: No I didn't. How did you know that?
Kat: Oh, the Princess was showing it to me.
Kate: It's all done and dusted.
Kat: I guess you've got lots of new fans now.
Kate: We're getting a lot more autographcs although the Princess is still number one popular girl.
Kat: I found it funny. Just proves us Kools are just as good looking naked as them Dallas girls.
Kate: Now my friend Pondy is considering a nude magazine shoot for big bucks now.
Kat: That's because she's not exactly rich.
Kate: We're not rich either.
Kat: We are. You're comparing us to the Dallas girls.
Kate: I don't want to be known as a dirty woman.
Kat: We're from Jeruselem. It's kinda too late for that.
Kate: I guess we have to use our looks while they last.
Kat: Mine are all gone.
Kate: You're not ugly.
Kat: Yeah but look at Sam Sallad. She's still looking good, and she doesn't wear clothes while working.
Kate: Those Dallas girls have funny genes.
Kat: I heard you got a call from Prince James
Kate: Yes, that's the king's brother. He was wondering if I had a date or something.
Kat: Don't worry Kate. Look at the past two Queens. Queen Katherine Alexandra Dallas and Queen Lilian Dazza Greenly weren't known for keeping their clothes on.
Kate: But one as a Dallas and the other is Qazian.
Kat: Stop moaning, I wish I was younger sometimes.
Kate: But you're older and wiser.
Kat: But the body isn't like it used to be.
Kate: I see Queen Kate going for her morning walks. She's really old these days but she's still active for her age.
Kat: God, I'd be in wheelchair at her age.
Jeruselem's sports achievements
http://www.nswiki.net/index.php?title=J ... hievements

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Errinundera
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Postby Errinundera » Tue Apr 26, 2011 11:58 pm

Sports article from the First Creek Falls Age

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Around the World in 20 Days
Disillusion

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With a sombre vanessu, midfielder for First Creek Falls and Errinundera


Seleucid Horror

Visiting Seleucius for the World Cup qualifying match was a very chastening experience. Upon arrival in La Bombonera, we received an invitation from Air Marshall Gabriel Marquez to attend a Seleucius military parade, so we made sure to bring cushions along to help prevent numbness during the anticipated hours of tedium.

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Endless squadrons were the least of our concerns


Admittedly, watching aircraft fly over the magnificent clocktower in the centre of La Bombonera was spectacular for, oh, about five minutes. The event program promised three hours of flyovers, marches and weapons displays. I really wonder if our hosts thought they were impressing us or whether they were consciously aiming to wear us out prior to the scheduled match.

After listening to our feigned small talk for some time, the Air Marshall casually expressed his hope that we would enjoy the qualifying game’s half time entertainment. The proposed “entertainment” was to be the ritual sacrifice of seven former citizens deemed redundant to the needs of the nation.

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mireyu’s initial response to the half-time “entertainment” announcement; mireyu pleading with the match organisers


After several minutes of shocked silence, mireyu, remibref and team officials argued franticly for the activities to be cancelled. Our dismay surprised our hosts. They expressed their belief that only good could come from the sacrifices: welfare costs would be slashed, the crowd would be entertained, the gods appeased and, once the blood had been poured upon the playing field, then the match would be sanctified.

On behalf of the potoroos, mireyu declared that we would not play under such circumstances and requested that we be allowed to leave the country immediately. This caused considerable consternation among our hosts along with much use of mobile phones. We could hear whispered discussions about ticket sales, the population of Errinundera and Seleucius, gross national products and World Cup rankings.

To our immense relief Marquez returned to the podium and announced that, instead of the sacrifices, there would be Seleucid Folk Dancing. Adding to our relief the parade was cut short after an hour and a half.

yamamo Cops a Ribbing

16 year old yamamo finally earned a place in the squad after breaking her wrist in the Kiaser Colonies. She has no luck. After the debacle at the military parade, poor yamamo misunderstood a traffic policeman’s direction and got collected by a motor scooter. This time she copped two broken ribs that will sideline her for another six matches. It’s a shame: she is easily the most enthusiastic team member at training. She sparks everyone into trying that little bit harder. Upon her return from hospital, where she was treated with utmost professionalism, haintsu suggested that she apply for a pedestrian’s license. Despite being in some pain, yamamo took the “ribbing” quite well. nikuri was named as her replacement.

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yamamo at training: the colours belong to her domestic team, Bukkenmungie


Another draw

We put in another creditable performance, coming up with our third draw of qualifying, yet a win still eludes us. Clearly the Seleucids had done their homework, double tagging mireyu. Of course, the cost of this tactic is that it will free up one of our players: vikrolen played a blinder, scoring a deserved goal. Disappointingly, we allowed our opponents to equalise just before the half time whistle. Neither team was able to break the deadlock in the second half so the scores remained at 1-all.

vikrolen is probably the most single minded player in the team. Her greatest attribute is her long distance, pinpoint kicking. If mireyu is known in the team as “the assassin”, vikrolen is “the sniper”. She works hard at her game and in the weights room, spending hours doing leg curls and leg presses and practising her kicking. She once famously took on a bet that she couldn’t hit the crossbar from 50 metres and won. She then went on to repeat the feat three more times.

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vikrolen is famous for her determination
and her tendency to hit the crossbar


Seleucius 1 (Palacios 44) Errinundera 1 (vikrolen 24)

leighm medal votes: vikrolen 3, anasant 2, josep 1
Injuries: yamamo (ribs), to miss six matches



The team for this match:
Attack: mireyu (c), bundhai, vikroleni, kannami (sub)
Midfield: setoru (vc), anasant, arrosei, vanessu, yamamo(sub, replaced by nikuri prior to the game)
Defence: shinobu (dvc), jeanep, josep, najikeve (sub)
Goals: haintsu, sumika (res)


Next match: Errinundera v Espiañola @ Big Eye, Malinns
Attack: mireyu (c), kannami, vikroleni, klansee (sub)
Midfield: setoru (vc), anasant, arrosei, vanessu, nikuri (sub)
Defence: shinobu (dvc), josep, najikeve, pietrif (sub)
Goals: haintsu, sumika (res)


Goalscorers
mireyu 6
bundhai 2
vanessu 1
vikrolen 1


leighm medal tally
mireyu 10
vanessu 7
anasant 5
bundhai 4
haintsu 4
setoro 3
vikrolen 3
ricardoo 2
sumika 2
josep 1
najikeve 1


Full details on Errinundera's World Cup 55 squad can be seen here.
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The world is not cyclical, not eternal or immutable, but endlessly transforms itself, and never goes back, and we can assist in that transformation.

Live on, survive, for the earth gives forth wonders. It may swallow your heart, but the wonders keep on coming. You stand before them bareheaded, shriven. What is expected of you is attention.


(Salman Rushdie, The Ground Beneath Her Feet)

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Newmanistan
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Postby Newmanistan » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:01 am

David Colman was awakened by the sunlight piercing through the bedroom window. A bedroom? How much did he drink at the sports bar??!! His head was pounding, and he was feeling a little sick to his stomach, but his first thought was to figure out where he was and the only thought that went through his mind is that he passed out from drinking and someone on the team pranked them into coming to this house. Or perhaps it was a groupie he picked up. Yeah, that was it. He met some broad at the bar who took him to her place, and he passed out. It didn’t look like a women’s room, and how the heck was he going to explain this to his girlfriend?

He looked around and saw no one there, and his head started pounding more. Whoever this lady was she sure seemed to like football, but he could not comprehend what that logo was on the uniform he saw on the floor. Just probably some domestic club in Los Estados de Sol. Quite odd, but he needed to get back to the hotel for the return trip to Newmanistan and he could see his girlfriend again, too. He went to... wait, where is it? His cellphone? His wallet? His anything? Had he been robbed and this woman skipped town. Was it even a woman? Because the more and more he looked around, it sure looked like this place belonged to a man. There seemed to be a few bottles of pills lying around too. Wonderful, the lady was a psychopath. Or man. Or whatever.

He could not comprehend where he was and took a step outside and a passerby stopped in his tracks. “Hey Alexasndr!” the voice chimed out, “Good morning, too bad about that loss but you’ll get ‘em next time.” The passerby left, but it was still strange, because, we won! Right? Who’s Alexasndr? Not to long after a car pulled up. “C’mon Alex, we gotta roll!”

“Alex? Gotta roll? Well, good maybe, because he can head back to Newmanistan with this guy, probably.

“You havin’ one of your spells again?” the voice cried out. He didn’t recognize this man and thought it was a case of mistaken identity. But the voice yelled, “Geez Alex, c’mon! The flight leaves in half an hour. We got a game to play, let’s gooooo!”

A flight. A flight that will leave. A game to play. Well, that all made sense as he walked towards the car and got inside. “What happened? Where am I? No offense, who are you? A scout? I can’t explain, but I hope we have time for me to get back to hotel and pick up my things real quick. And please stop calling me Alex, my name is David.” Colman explained.

Whoa, thought the man. Alex was really in deep with one his spells this morning. And he didn’t even have his travel bag. He had nothing, and dammit, he was still in his pajamas!! The man identified himself as Anton McAllister. Pheeewww.... thought Colman. He hadn’t quite heard of a McAllister named Anton. But what a soothing name.

“Sorry, A-Mac. I’ll explain to coach. It’s odd. I don’t know. I’m just glad to finally go home.”

Anton McAllister had never been called A-Mac like that before. He was going to say that they were home, but just figured nah, he’ll leave this to coach.

Upon arrival at the airport, McAllister explained to Kirkkegaard what he had seen when we went to pick Alexsandr up, and most of the team got a loud chuckle when they saw Alexasandr (Colman) get out of the car. Coach Kirkkegaard walked up to him, "Wow, Alex, what... is... up." Colman shook his head as Kirkkegaard continued, "You stay here. I'm gonna have you taken to a hospital, I think that's what you need right now."

"Who are you?! And get out of my way!! A-Mac?!?! Help!!!"

McAllister walked over, "I think you do need the medical attention. It'll be ok."

Colman stopped. Maybe going to the hospital wasn't such a bad idea. This was all too weird.
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NEWMANISTAN SPORTING ACHIEVEMENTS:
CHAMPIONSHIPS: DBC 4; 27th BoF; CoH 34, 36, & 37; Oxen Cup 12; WBC 10, 12, 15, 17, 41, & 43; IBC 4, 5, & 29; CE 26; WLC 1
Runner Up: DBC 5 & 6; Oxen Cup 6; WBC 7,9 11, 14, & 45; IBC 1; WB 4, 6 & 34; WLC 2 & 3
World Cups qualified for: 46, 48 (R of 16), 49, 50, 54
Hosted: WORLD CUP 49, WB 1, 2, 5, & 35; WBC 8, 11, 14, 19, 38, 44, & 46; CoH 33, 35, & 39; CE 25, WLC 2, 4 & 5; WCoH 10, IBC 24, NSSCRA, Multiple NSCAA Basketball Tournaments, and a horse racing series

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Jeru FC
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Postby Jeru FC » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:45 am

Jeru FC coach Allison and her assistant Mango Mousse

Allison: Well, things are getting better.
Mango: Making them watch videos of girls playing football seems to work.
Allison: They can learn plenty from girl teams.
Mango: They seem to like that cute Dagan goalkeeper.
Allison: Well, that's me you idiot.
Mango: Oh yes, it is. They are learning from watching girls kick ass.
Allison: Jeruselem's got some pretty good female players, I don't understand why we have an all-male team.
Mango: I guess to make them pay attention, it's girls.
Allison: Only problem, Jeru FC don't play well against female teams.
Mango: We've haven't beaten Jeruselem for a while
Allison: They are too distracted looking at female sexual parts.
Mango: I would too.
Allison: You're part of the problem.
Mango: The boys are improving, even the keepers are looking competent.
Allison: Yes, they drop the ball only half the time now.
Mango: It's those low grade keeping gloves.
Allison: That's rubbish. I'm getting old and I do a better job without gloves.
Mango: Yes, well you sure showed the boys what goalkeeping is about.
Allison: They are slow learners for such young men.
Mango: Too much beer causing brain damage.
Allison: You should be brain dead by now.
Mango: I moderate my drinking.
Allison: Now, we need to work on ... sportmanship.
Mango: Oh that
Allison: You lot play dirty, I know my home team aren't clean but you lot are hacks compared to the Dagans.
Mango: We don't have much style, we all look like hacks.
Allison: Moderation, moderation of drinking and ... stupid play.
Mango: We can't much the style of other teams. We do our best.
Allison: Let's relax with some beer.

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Akbarabad
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Postby Akbarabad » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:04 am

Akbarabad held at home in dull, goalless game.

(Akbarabad Press, AP): Akbarabad squandered a gilt edged chance to push for top spot in the group with despairingly terrible home performance against relative unknowns Jah Sensimilia. In a lethargic and embarrassingly inept display, the Tiger Eaters somehow failed to translate their much superior possession into a goal, wasting numerous chances. Ultimately, the consequences of this result means that we have quite unnecessarily dropped two points against opposition we would normally expect to beat comfortably, especially at home.

The next clash for the Tiger Eaters is not likely to be easier, but at least the players themselves are likely to be far more motivated, if only for the opportunity for revenge. Yes the team travels to fifth placed Cotdelapoms, eager to avenge the shock defeat in Cup of Harmony 45. With what their media said last time around, it would especially be sweet if the Tiger Eaters took a big bight out of the Apples and punctured their wholly unearned sense of entitlement.


Akbarabad 0-0 Jah Sensimilia

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Eastfield Lodge
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Postby Eastfield Lodge » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:08 am

The Sporting Gazette


Confusion reigns following riots and unforseen resignation

The big story of this past month has been the recent uprising of the Eastfield Lodge fans against what they perceive to be a regressive system of governing EL football, resulting in the ELFA headquarters being stormed by a group of rioters led by a strange man called Jose Miguel Planudes, whose details the EL intelligence services are refusing to reveal. The invasion resulted in the reported deaths of 38 people, with over 430 wounded and a further 200 unaccounted for. In light of the disaster, both teams in the Hemas-EL match wore black armbands and a minute silence was held before kickoff; the match finished 3-1 to Eastfield Lodge with a hat-trick from Shabeen Ahmad III. After that, it was the return to Lodgertia, a match held in Parliament Stadium in Lodgertia barely 5 miles from the site of the invasion, against Unibot. That match finished as a 3-2 loss, but the match was held as a charity event, with ticket sales from both sets of fans going to an emergency fund to help those affected by the event. One goal was scored by both Thomas Graham and Rebecca Murray.

The match was followed by an unprecedented (althought private) announcement, one which added further confusion to the already large pile of uncertainty. The ELFA chairman, Sir Polis Alexander, announced his resignation, two weeks to the minute after he had announced that he would stay in charge no matter what happened, effectively declaring war on the rioters.



Polis sat in his office with a furrowed brow, reading the paper. He was surprised that the paper had even dared to write that he had announced his resignation, yet alone stating that the invasion and its resultant casualty rate was entirely his fault. He thought that it the fault of those impatient fans, the ones who thought it'd be a wise idea to storm the building. He then remembered that they were enticed to do it by a never-before-seen man, one who went by the name of Jose Miguel Plaundes.

Jose was recognised as the former kit-man of The Holy Empire, deluding himself in thinking that sabotaging the EL qualifying campaign would help his homeland reach the World Cup finals. He also seemed to be aware of the fact that every time he jumped through reality, he weakened its thread. And in the invasion, he jumped more than 100 times in the same time frame, thus cracking reality beyond belief. Polis' personal scientists were baffled at how this nation hadn't ended up leaving reality altogether, merging with the Whoniverse dimension and thus destroying everything in between, maybe even threatening the Dreamed Realm, although they had since determined that the creation of a transitional reality will have no effect whatsoever on the Dreamed Realm.

Just then, a huge thunderclap occurred. Just like there had been roughly every ten minutes since the event. Freak weather was becoming the norm for Lodgertia which huge masses of turbulent air moving through the streets, but somehow not leaving a single things destroyed. To Polis, it was as if the Universe didn't now how to deal with this small place, punishing it yet saving it from that punishment at the same time.

Then, he made up his mind. He would resign, in the hope that everything would improve after he left office.



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Postby North Chicanan » Wed Apr 27, 2011 8:48 am

Chicanan Daily Rabbler
A Report On National Nonsense

Doing The Limbo
NCFA saying nothing while Hoops Snatch Win
Winslow Morgan, St. John's

Ashley Miers played the part of the whole North Chicanan side with two weird yellows issued, making a scrappy ten-side Hoops team hold off a pesky Pohjoisland 2-1 yesterday in Douala in the return of Damien O'Neill.

The who stadium seemed as tense as the team in play, struggling to create chances against a to-be-perfectly-honest poor side. A 1-all tie in the first half barely looked entertaining and at times the team seemed more interested in settling for a tie rather than going for the throat. But after Miers' two poorly-played slide tackles resulted in a red, the team quickly shook off the fog and scored the go ahead goal in the 80th minute, and was able to control the tempo to close out the match.

O'Neill refused to speak to the press before or after the match, and the NCFA refused comment as well. Team Captain Timon Pride said rather curtly to CitySport the team was still playing for O'Neill and nothing had changed. Leading scorer Paul Owen said about as much in his comments, saying the team plays for the pride of North Chicanan and O'Neill is their leader. It still hasn't stopped the speculators, with Parris Hue from South Amsterdam currently the bettors favorite to take over the national team and 3-1 odds. Since he's the head coach of a Championship club, many wonder where the hell his name came up in discussion.

Group 13 Schedule
MD01: L 3-1 at Bergnovinaia
MD02: W 4-1 vs German zerabithea
MD03: T 2-2 at Unitopolis
MD04: W 4-1 vs Chunnan (Tele24 Park, Neuchantel)
MD05: L 2-0 at Kelssek
MD06: L 3-2 vs Tretskivucia (Hollish Republic Stadium, Bomen)
MD07: W 2-1 vs Pohjoisland (at Kodiak Memorial Park, Douala)
MD08: at Tynelia
MD09: off
MD10: at The Kangaroo Republic
MD11: vs Kaputrania (at Stallion Arena, Township)
MD12: vs Bergnovinaia (at National Square, Southampton)
MD13: at German zerabithea
MD14: vs Unitopolis (at SuperKings Arena, Longstreet)
MD15: at Chunnan
MD16: vs Kelssek (at Shamrock Field, St.John's)
MD17: at Tretskivucia
MD18: at Pohjoisland
MD19: vs Tynelia (at City Reds Fieldhouse, Astur)
MD20: off
MD21: vs The Kangaroo Republic (at Free State Arena, Provincetown)
MD22: at Kaputrania


If the call to St. John's yesterday was blown out of proportion, the silent treatment from the NCFA and O'Neill is stupid. Either fire him or back him. Refusing comment only feeds into the national mentality that Stanley Street is over their love affair with O'Neill and it will breed only contempt by some in the press (say The National Post and CitySport) that he's not being removed fast enough for the media to glorify a new coach. Who will then be vilified upon the first loss and fired before the end of qualifying. THIS is a weird national complex we have.

Goal Scorers for the match: Owen ('26, '80
Subs: none
Yellows: Miers ('53, '60)
Reds: Miers ('60)
Injuries: none

Notes: City1 is loving the controversy, however, as the team gained an additional fifteen million viewers for the match, all curious to see who'd be coaching. It gave City nearly 80 million when combined with 1.1, easily outpacing repeats on all four rival stations combined.

The Hoops hit the road for two games in the next three days. Tomorrow the side will be in Tynelia before a probably needed off day before taking on The Kangaroo Republic. Both games are considered iffy wins, although 2-1 odds for ties look good. It's 20-1 for a win in Tynelia and 7-2 for victory in The Kangaroo Republic. It's 1-5 for losses in both games, however, and 1-25 that O'Neill will be replaced after The Kangaroo Republic.

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Postby Kagdazka and Pazhujebu » Wed Apr 27, 2011 10:36 am

The camouflaged motorboat purred its way into the steamy lagoon, brushing against the jungle overgrowth. It was hard to see through the thick humidity, which cast a curtain of mist over everything.

Mikhail wiped the sweat from his brow. His golden red hair was wet from the humid air. His pale blue eyes were tired but alive with emotion; he hadn’t seen Emiliaja for months. At last he’d be with her again.

The boat rocked a bit as they passed over some hidden underwater root of some kind. Up ahead, a flashing blue light was visible through the hot steam. That would be the first dock of the Partisans’ Šede Island base, and she would be there.

He stood up, squinting through the mist. The motorboat pushed ever closer to the small dock as the light ahead continued to flash. And there she was, at last, a skinny figure in an olive green T-shirt, waving to him.

He leapt off the boat as soon as it was close enough to the dock and threw his arms around her.

“Emmy,” he mumbled in her ear. “It’s been too long, sweetheart.”

“Mikhail,” she whispered back.

“How are you? When I heard about those two close shaves at the stadium and in Juvapanam, I was convinced that you were going to get yourself killed.”

“Bad luck,” she said with a nervous smile.

“Is it true you saved some Mytanar’s life after he was beaten by the Guard?”

“I don’t know if I saved his life; he’d been repeatedly hit in the head and I made sure that he got to a hospital, that’s all.”

Mikhail smiled broadly. That was his Emmy.

“How was Kagdazka?” she asked, pulling her head away from his chest so that she could look at him. “Are operations there as slow as I’ve been told?”

“The process has been tedious, I suppose. Remember that we had a war of liberation there not so long ago… people aren’t eager to give involved in bloodshed again.”

“No one said it had to be bloody,” she said sternly.

“The Premier seems to have.”

That was true, and she was silent for a moment, before asking, “Do you need a ride up to the main headquarters?”

“That’d be lovely, I don’t think my boat driver is too eager to stick around here… he seems to think the Premier is going to start bombing us any second.”

“Well,” Emmy said with a wry smile, “if she knew we were here, he’d be worried for good reason.”

Mikhail smiled. He turned back to the motorboat driver and gestured with his hand, and the man hastily nodded and promptly turned the boat to hurtle quickly out of the lagoon.

Emiliaja and Mikhail stepped into another, smaller boat with a simple outboard, and began to venture further up the river, talking as they passed other Partisans facilities. They’d built this base over the last year, confident that the location kept them well hidden from Ghavujirjiam. After all, there was a massive military installation on the other, more populated side of the island, one that the Premier had, early on in her career, personally overseen. No one would suspect the rebels to be so close.

“So the Mytanar paratroopers have landed, I hear?” Mikhail began, eager to learn the latest news.

“Supposedly,” Emmy responded. “We haven’t been given a lot of information. What we do know is that there are rogue units of the military down in Zahuj that are willing to keep the presence of the Mytanars under wraps until more can land. But apparently, yes, they are there.”

“Good. We’ll need them if we are to get a foothold down there.” It was well known amongst the Partisans that if there was to be a first battle for territory with Ghavujirjiam’s forces, it had to be on the farthest southern reaches of Fajr Island, where the local Zahuji Pazhujebis were very sympathetic to the forces of revolution.

As they traveled farther and farther down into the lagoon, the makeshift buildings the Partisans had put up got larger and larger, and more and more people could be seen milling about, moving cargo from one area to another or chatting quietly about plans. The lagoon narrowed rapidly, and soon it was clear they would have to dock the boat.

Up ahead, they could at last see the final dock, where a huge headquarters building had been constructed out of a bizarre grab bag of materials: wood, concrete, bamboo, plastic sheeting, and scrap rebar. In front of the building the dock stood, the largest they’d seen yet, where several other small boats were already moored.

And yet there they saw something that shocked them beyond anything they could have imagined.

Standing on the dock, dressed in a simple purple tank top and cargo shorts, was the most famous footballer in Kagdazka and Pazhujebu, Fušia Oujadda.
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Postby Kazzoria » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:13 pm

Of course there are more preferable places to be stuck on than the Neptunian moon of Triton. In fact if exploding geysers of Nitrogen doesn't happen to be your thing it isn't that greater of places to be. Of course Jeff and Craig had to make the best of things as they were. They started a big business running a service station on the moon for visitors to Io and Jupiter. Io is always a popular attraction with tourists, things don't get much cooler that hot sulphur being thrown into the sky from a tiny moon. The thing is the highway on which you have to travel on is very long and very bumpy. Most people prefer to stay clear of that road and go to Urbuna 22, a planet cover in roller coasters that formed naturally due to the boredom of some unemployed gods. In space the main form of fuel is anti-matter vapour. It makes small explosions which burn stuff. Jeff had somehow known that that was the cars in space mostly used. Craig in the end had to ask

"How the hell do you know all this stuff about alien life?" He asked bluntly. His tone of voice reminded Jeff of a certain actor who had been on TV and played an important role in a TV movie of Tom and jerry, he couldn't remember who had played though.

"Well," started Jeff "I have to break it to you buddy, I'm not from Earth. I'm not Earthling. Or possibly Earthish, maybe Earthican. Maybe it's Earthese... anyway I'm from another planet. My parents moved here for the weather."

"Weather!" Craig chortled "Britain has worse weather than here! And here it rains liquid Nitrogen!"

"Nevermind," said Jeff "They were wrong but, I liked Earth."

"What do you mean liked?" asked Craig more alert."

"What do you mean? Oh yes," he recalled some vital information "those were Pongo slug ships, they're probably going to blow earth up and turn it into a car park or something."

"Car... park?"

"Yes a Car park."

"Isn't there some way we can stop them?"

"Maybe..."

***

The Pongon ships were heading ominously towards the planet earth. Pongon ships are very ominous, they are big and have missiles and big bombs clutching to their sides. There were going to blow earth up and then use the gravity device to get it to reform into a car park. Once that was finished they could begin the building of the new rides. Finally they arrived at their bomb launch distance.

"Are the nookz of pointlessly long death and planet-endingness in place?"

"Yes sir we are just waiting to launch them."

They loaded the bombs in. It would be five minutes until they could shoot. First they needed to fill in some paper work to make themselves some money. The captain got bored so he started re-filing some important notices. These notices would then be taken away by his secretary and burned in the furnace, there orders would then be depicted by a war slave turn voodoo ash reader and carried out. In the past it has been known for certain things to be read wrong. One actually said "Pay Jefferson $100,000 in cash" and it was read as "flay Jefferson and charge $100,000 worth of mash. Jefferson wasn't that pleased when he found out the amusing truth strangely.

"Are to nookz ready for firing yet?"

"Not yet. The hero's stranded on Triton still need to escape and try and stop us to give the story a plot."

"Okay."
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Postby Cotdelapoms » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:13 pm

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Johansson-Bakvis Out For Akbarabad Match After Beekeeping Incident

Cotdelapoms' international striker Per-Olivier Johansson-Bakvis is a known environmentalist and animal lover and free spirit and whatever else you'd like to call him- but he won't be playing in the upcoming World Cup qualifier with Akbarabad as a result- and management is furious.

At his home in Valladares, Johansson-Bakvis has taken up beekeeping, and thusfar has done so without incident. However, on Wednesday night he was stung repeatedly and is currently being hospitalised in Metropolis, Valladares and did not come back to Cotdelapoms in time for this contest.

OOC: Many apologies for how short this is. I wrote a much longer version that got eaten and I don't really have time to re-write it. RL :-(

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Postby Rejistania » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:26 pm

Colorless, green wabbits play furiously

How do you play against a team of otherworldly wabbit-ghosts? With a team of monks who are able to sense their presence of course. The team was a ragtag group of monks of the denomination of Syie inikresaism. They did not play in their normal kits but in their orange robes. Coach I Landaxa'he seemed not to be too happy about the team but agreed that it was an improvement over a team which cannot see the opponent. The Syie inikresaistic community is not a karelan denomination, thus I Landaxa'he was quite happy about their will to attack and their fighting spirit. Of course, since all of them are amateurs he was not in the least impressed by their skill (which he labelled as 404) as well, but not in a good way.

The match was strange to look at for everyone who is not in connection with the toheri* as the ball seemingly erratically rolled and flew over the match and it was difficult to tell whether the ball was kicked by a wabbit (we will not speculate as to what a wabbit is except for the fact that it is invisible). It would probably be hard to comment on the match of the wabbits won, but fortunately they did not do us the disfavor. The Transregionals played like they never did before and as transregionals they actually never did, only as the team of their temple in the 4th league. In the end, the result was a comfortable 5:0 victory for the Orange-Blues.

The result:
Rejistania 5 (Brother Kansu 6th 78th, Brother Telel 25th, Brother Katamahije 50th, Brother Seli 34th PK) - Invisible Wabbits 0

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Postby The Kiaser Colonies » Wed Apr 27, 2011 12:30 pm

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Sports - Espianola 0-1 The Kiaser Colonies
The Kiaser Colonies are now only 2 points behind group leaders Churchma after a 1-0 away win in Espianola. Mark Cahill named the team only 15 minutes before the match. He returned the defense back to its original form from the first game. He kept Edd Earls in the attack and, to the shock of the traveling fans, replaced Greg Jackson with Simon Dunne. This ment that Mefoko Papakoi earned his 19th cap as captain of the national side. The team were up at 7am to train until 90 minutes before the match, which kicked off at 3pm.

The hosts kicked the game off underneath the hot Espianola sun. Both sides seemed to be playing at a slower pace compared to the last few games. The Espianola midfield worked well as a unit and often beat The Kiaser Colonies midfield but not the defense. Neither side had a shot on target until the 23rd minute when the Espianola's striker had a shot just blocked by Daniel Beale. The resulting corner could have put Espianola infront after Beale's attempted punch away missed and the Espianola player's header hit the cross bar. The heat was getting to both sides and Espianola made a substitute in the midfield. In the 41st minute it began to rain heavily causing many players to loose their footing. This played to The Kiaser Colonies advantage in the 43rd minute when an opposing defender slipped before tackling Nomah Papakoi who easily beat the keeper in the 1 on 1 competition to make the score at half time 0-1.

The rain seemed to worsen in the second half and neither side could go 10 meters without slipping. The Kiaser Colonies realised that running with the ball was not going to work and adopted a passing style of game. Unfortunately Espianola did the same and the game became rather dull. Simon Dunne tried to go back to the running game but was not able to go far or keep posession long enough. Eventually this got on Mark Cahill's nerves and he brought on Greg Jackson, after applying long studs to his boots. Jackson was running rings around the Espianola players, and his own team mates. Every run he made was unsupported and he was made to shoot from some very odd places. In an attempt to give him supoport, Mark Cahill brought Dan Masters on with long studs for Nomah Papakoi. The pair of Jackson and Masters had 3 great chances to put a second goal on the score board but the Espianola keeper met their shots every time. In the end the pair couldn't find the shot to beat the keeper and Espianola couldn't find the possition to get a good shot away and it finished Espianola 0-1 The Kiaser Colonies.


Team Thoughts
Mefoko Papakoi:
My 19th game as captain. 19 games out of 57. Exactly 1/3 of my career. 1 step closer to 20. I remember my first game as captain. I was only 21. Hope we win today. We need to keep up with Churchma. Now to make a speech to the team. '' OK lads listen up...''

James Watson:
Uhh. This midfield. Their constantly getting past us. Almost every time. Good thing our defense isn't this easy to get past or it would be 100-0. Yes, Jerry's got the ball. ''Jerry, over here''.

Daniel Beale:
That was the best shot of the match there. Now I've got to defend a corner. I'll punch it away. NO, NO, NO. ''OH!'' Close call. That would have been a bad goal to concede. Anyway, it's a goal kick. Just get it to a man.

Nomah Papakoi:
Stupid rain! Where's the support? Great, now i'm completely surrounded by Espianola players. I'm definetly going to be tackled. Oh yes. He slipped. Go, go, go. 1 on1 with the keeper. Stay cool. He thinks i'll go to the near post. I can tell. Aaannnddd... now. ''Yes!'' Yes. A goal. 1-0. Lets get a second to wrap it up. ''Come on The Kiaser Colonies!''

Mark Cahill:
''Simon, stop running! We're playing the pass for a reason.'' Ahh! He slipped again! Thats it. He's off. ''Kim! Greg's Coming on for Simon. Get Tom to get the long studs out.'' ''Yes Sir.'' This will teach him to run in bad conditions.

Gerg's not getting any support. I'll need another sub. ''Kim Nomah for Dan! Long studs'' ''Yes Sir''.

Match Timeline
32' >< Espianola MID for Espianola MID
43' Goal T.K.C, N.Papakoi
60' >< S.Dunne for G.Jackson
69' >< N.Papakoi for D.Masters
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Postby Mytannion » Wed Apr 27, 2011 1:38 pm

--Zahuj Peninsula, Pazhujebu, The Federation.--


The soldiers marched on, they had met up with some rogue units outside the major town of Bhi and had radioed back to the submarines that they had been told would be near the peninsula. The Army had been true to their word and positioned submarines there, which was proven when the sub crew radioed them late in the night. The Unit was made up of around 5000 soldiers now, they had been told to just push forwards as far as they could - and when they could go no further, just to consolidate their position. They would then be reinforced with further firepower and soldiers, this was going to be a long fight. It would take a long time to oust the regime, the fact that the capital wasn't even on Fajr Island was slightly demoralising for the troops - even if they controlled the island they would find it hard to get to the heart of the dictatorship.

The Zahuji soldiers had turned rogue, leaving their posts and gathering together into a small-force. They were certainly a ragged bunch, some being sentries, some being trained soldiers. It didn't make for the best ever force, but they could be trained. There were a few who could speak broken Mytanar (well, parts of the Mytanar language, anyway - the Slavic parts), gave the soldiers a bit more information on what was going on. They had turned soon after the massacre, although some of them had changed sides long before that. They would help the Mytanars, they'd get them food and water and any other vital goods they would need.

They were locals, and therefore could pass as locals amazingly well - even better than some. This was a bad joke between the soldiers, it calmed them, even though it wasn't the best humour that could have been found.




Ben was clinging onto the jetty, there were two soldiers walking around smoking above him. He was waiting for the four other members of his little SVPO cell. The conversation they were having was making him itch, they were speaking English, which Ben could speak and they were calling his nation, Mytannion some of the most derogatory names under the sun.

They were saying how their 'Premier' was right to declare them an enemy of the state and Ben wondered whether or not they knew that Mytanar elite Paratroopers had landed in their nation and were being helped by some of their old comrades. They wouldn't be too happy then at least...

Ben let his mind wander as he waited for his cell to arrive. That girl, whoever she was... He would try to help. He was pretty sure that she was Pazhujebi as she had darker skin than the Kagdaz people - who have very fair skin, like Mytanars. She had near enough saved his life, she had helped him to the hospital and they had patched him up. He was then flown back to Mytannion and cared for there. It was interesting, she hadn't known him, didn't seem to be massively revolutionary and had cared for someone from another nation..

Although, what if she was a rebel? What if she did take part in this against the Premier..? Ben laughed to himself, he would probably love her even more than he did right now - and he had never even spoken to her. It was strange... Why, he didn't even know this girl and he was obsessed with her. She was amazing. He didn't even know what made him think this, she wasn't extraordinary, she was actually pretty normal but there was something there that was a little bit different, a little bit spirited, it wasn't anything huge, something small and subtle - it made Ben like her, but he didn't know why.




--Somewhere in Kanadialand--


After the findings of Atletik Thessia scouts at a recent Polar Islandstates' game, the Parr City scouts were being a lot more careful than they would normally be. They didn't have club clothes on, they weren't paid for by the clubs but by Myta Energie, the company that owned the club, sponsored the club and bankrolled the club. It was these very same petrodollars that would hopefully be buying a new talent from this game that was being played out right now. The game hadn't started that well, but it was a good game. Their Rushmori neighbours, Polar Islandstates playing very well.

The first goal came courtesy of the very man that the scouts had come to watch. Luc Demarchelier had won the ball from deep in his own half and then went on a long, bursting run - he blistered through a huge gap in the Kanadialand defence and then sent a cushioned through ball searching its' way through to Timo Skye, who finished impeccably. The assist made the goal possible, Skye would otherwise have been in a fairly bad position and may not have scored - the ball through justified the great finish.

It wasn't long until there was a second goal, although Demarchelier didn't play as big a part in this one. A McAllister assist for Timo Skye to duly score the second of the game. 2-0 and Polar Islandstates were cruising, in control of the game against an apparent, lesser opposition. The Terns' side did create a lot of chances but were quite profligate in front of the goal.

The third goal was once again through the good play of Luc Demarchelier, he burst past two defenders out on the wing - and even though he was just over the halfway line, he sent in a deep, looping cross to Ackermann-Finn who proved beastly in the air. Ackermann-Finn nodded it home, past the flailing goalkeeper. The two ran to each other, embraced and celebrated.

A few minutes later, Luc Demarchelier was named man of the match. It was well deserved.

The three scouts in the stands finished writing in their notepads, put them in their bags and nodded at each other and left. They had seen enough.

This boy was quite a talent.
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Postby Swartaz » Wed Apr 27, 2011 2:09 pm

Adolph was having a ball in weights training. The steriods he had taken made the training effortless, and the effects were alreday paying off. He was getting faster, stronger and cleverer than his opponents on the reserve team field and left him with a real fighting chance of getting into the first team sometime soon. The first team in the World Cup qualifying games were really starting to pull their act together, stringing together a good run.

The one thing that was niggling at the back of his mind, however, is the question of when the next random drugs test would be. You never know when they could spring one up on you, and the Swartaz Football Federation dont look too lightly at all on the whole drugs thing. Even one strike can get you permantly banned from playing in the national team or the domestic league.

This was one of the reasons he decided against going out with Karl Linnissön and his gang after the days match. The first team had pulled off an emphatic 6-1 win against Sensimillastan, the footballing noobies, to signify their brilliant return to form of late. The first team lads knew how to keep themselves together and in shape, but can also have a good time after a brilliant win.

The next day, as the team bus pulled into the training complex in Göteborg the car for the teams doctor was parked in the car park. This could only mean one thing, drugs test. If it was an injury, it would be the physio. As they entered, the doctor approached them with manager Kenny Sanderson in toe. They both had very serious expressions, very unusual for both men. As the last of them filled in, Kenny began speaking; "We have some quioe devestating news to break. As some of you may had noticed, Kimi Linnissön is not with the squad today. We have just heard some devestating news from Göteborg North East infirmary. While out on the town last night, he engaged in some quite serious drug abuse which has lead to him passing away, along with two of his friends, early this morning..."
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Postby Polar Islandstates » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:32 pm

After fainting in the hotel corridor, Alexsandr, or David Colman as he kept getting called, and appeared to be, weird as that sounded, woke up in another hospital room. Something was unsettling him when he woke up, he'd already ascertained that he wasn't in Kanadialand, or back at home in the Federation, so what was it? Sitting up in bed, he looked around. It was a hospital room. Alexsandr had seen his fair share of these, more than his fair share really, and there wasn't really anything here to mark it out as special or remarkable in any way.

A breeze extended its light tendrils into the room, tickling their way around the furniture, and making itself felt in Alexsandr's stubble. Woh, stubble. That was new. The blinds continued to shuffle in the breeze, and Alexsandr caught a sight of the moon through them. The moon! That was what was bugging him! It was dark outside, in the Federation it wouldn't get dark for months now. No wonder he was feeling confused. Aside from the obvious.

So, here he was. Apparently trapped inside the body of a Newmanistan football player. He had no idea what had happened, whether this was a dream or not, or whatever. But here he was. This was the reality he was living in for now, and he might as well see what happened. Nobody believed him anyway. So generally, he had kept quiet. Apparently this David Colman guy had upset people recently. He didn't want to make the situation worse or anything.

Of course they'd had to drop David Colman from the team. Briefly he wondered whether he had been dropped from the team at home. Was David Colman in his body at home? Was he in the team? Alexsandr could barely move David's hands without feeling queasy, he hoped David wasn't ruining his own international career. Or was he dead? Had his consciousness simply moved bodies when his previous one had died? His synaesthesia had died right down. It was feasible.

But no, there was the fog. The flashing lights. It was coming back. He heard a voice, calling his name. As if tuning in a radio he focused on the voice. It became clearer.

"Alexsandr, Alexsandr. Do not be afraid."

"What? Where am I? Who are you?" Where are you?" Alexsandr sat up and looked around, moving his head from side to side he searched for the source of the voice, trying to peer out from his fogged eyes. A shadowy figure appeared in the corner of his vision, but always remained there, in the corner, wherever he pointed his head.

"Alexsandr, we are the spirits of Tundra Falls. Do not be afraid. We have moved your mind to the body of David Colman, an international football player for Newmanistan."

"But why? Where is he?" Alexsandr called into the wind.

"His mind is inside your body. We have switched your minds to teach him a lesson. He was disrespectful to us, and to nations in their first World Cup campaign. You are not being punished. Do not be afraid."

"What's going to happen?"

"You are both going to live out in each other's heads. Eventually, we will switch you back. You are not being punished. Do not be afraid. You will return back to your own body in good time. For now, use this experience to further your character. You were chosen because your affliction will mask his presence to your team-mates, you are not being punished. Eventually we will return you. You will have barely any memory of this time, nor he of his. Your career will not be harmed, you are not being punished. Make the best of things, Alexsandr, the Spirits are looking after your progress kindly."

the fog swirled around Alexsandr's vision once more, dying down as the lights stopped popping and flashing in front of him. The figures retreated from the corner of his vision, back into the unseen shadows.

Alexsandr didn't know what to say, what to do, what to think. He sat there, numb. Staring at the wall opposite.

The breeze tickled the room once more, and in the distance, Alexsandr could hear the alarm of an ambulance, racing towards the hospital. How he prayed for one to come to him, to rescue him and take him back home.

Alexsandr continued to stare.

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Luc Demarchelier clutched his man of the match award, and received pats on the back from his team-mates as he walked around the penalty box, applauding the away support. He scanned the crowd for anyone paying him close attention. If there were really any scouts in the crowd, he hoped they'd been paying attention.

Ah, this was futile. Kanadialand hadn't exactly played that well, but they had a big stadium. No way would he be able to pick out any one figure.

Still though, after reading up on the rich club that he was supposedly interested in, he knew that if he put in performances like that, and they decided they wanted him, it would only be a matter of time until they fancied taking him on. He'd shown the best parts of all areas of his game, his runs from deep, dribbling, speed, agility. Accurate passing, beautiful crossing, that cross for the third goal. Was it possible to frame a cross? Luc pondered this idea. Probably not, but there in his mind it would remain forever.

But there you go. Kanadialand had been dispatched. Next, Ocel0t at home. Ole van Jendrisen was dying to claim back his place in the team, he was nearly back to full fitness, there was a chance he'd get some game time from the bench next match if things were going well. The same with Golubev, whose wrist was almost at a stage whereby he could play with a cast safely. Two returning midfielders, coming back to claim their starting places in the team. Well, Luc thought as he walked down the tunnel, Pol and himself had certainly made strong cases for their own places in the starting line-up.

a return to winning ways for the Terns, then. Long may it continue.

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Postby Stachland » Wed Apr 27, 2011 3:35 pm

Try to Keep Your Spirits Up
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I am not going to tell all of you that three consecutive losses is not disappointing. The losses against Hockey Canada and Cassadaigua were understandable, as those are two international-caliber teams in serious contention for a qualifying spot. Losing to Ketharnia—a team that had not managed a victory in its previous five qualifying matches—was much more disappointing.

However, all is not lost. If the team is able to reclaim the energy that it had for the first three days of competition, it would be a simple matter to make yet another one hundred and eighty degree turn and get right back to winning.

No one should forget that the team’s very first international match, against the squad from the nation of Cheergirls, ended in a crushing 3-0 defeat, despite the fact that the match was played in our capital of Chevronia. And yet, the team rebounded, earning victories over Astograth, Wolfenium, and Khabarovsk Krai to return to the top section of the standings. Though two close defeats ended that run, disappointment did not linger long, as four consecutive shutout victories followed close upon the heels of the Baptism of Fire.

And the Stachlandic team has a considerable number of victories in its future—not only the distant future, but in this World Cup 55 Qualifying. There are teams that can most certainly be defeated. Even the acclaimed teams that now occupy the top of the Group Seven standings can be defeated—it is simply a matter of skill, spirit, and luck.

Tonight, the team returns from its brief trip to Ketharnia to play Haginonia at home. Haginonia is by no means a poor team, but I am certain that, with the right amount of those three qualities of skill, spirit, and luck, our team will return to its winning ways and look to take control of its future.
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Back on Track
Home win keeps Starblaydia in touch

A second win in the Stadii Di Bradini last night propelled Starblaydia up to a lofty fifth in the table for Qualifying Group Five, three points behind group leaders Queer Poco el Mono Ara and Green Hexagon, Starblaydia's next opponents. Although a 1-0 win over a Mercia-Northumbria side ranked 345th in the world was not quite the scoreline most fans were hoping for, the majority of Starblaydi fans appear to have a "we'll take it" mindset, most likely due to the four 1-1 draws Starblaydia have racked up away from home so far.

Dirk Qatwiik's goal in the 34th minute was welcomed with relief as much as delight by the Starblaydi fans packed into their national stadium. Collecting the ball on the edge of the area from Duemiscuran, Qatwiik skipped wide outside the box, laying the ball off to Fëanáro. She immediately played the ball into the box, where a lightning-quick Qatwiik was there to tuck the ball into the bottom corner of the net. Simple training ground stuff, really, but the three hundred and thirty five places between the two sides in the international KPB rankings should really have seen a larger gulf in both quality and scoreline.

Eight points dropped already after just six matches appears to have taken it's toll on the Starblaydi fans, who's celebrations of the triumph in Raynor City are now thirty-two years in the past. Only a single human player in the squad today was actually alive when current captain Ázëwyn Fëanáro won Starblaydia's record fifth World Championship, and that was the goalie Mikel Caesar Gomez - still in nappies at the time. Although the Elves remember that Starblaydia are, historically, the greatest football team in the world, they of course assume they're the best in the world all the time anyway.

Too many of Starblaydia's players are living on past glories earned by the blood, sweat and tears of greater men and women. When Francisco Martinez's contract, as is rumoured, is not renewed by the Starblaydi Football Association at the culmination of this campaign, a new age in Starblaydi football is required, one that can live up to the past, and create a golden future once more. It is the toughest task in world sport, but Starblaydia have proved better at it than anyone else. Only time will tell if they can do so again, and wave the purple banner for a record-breaking sixth time. It may not be any time soon, but it is Starblaydia's great quest.
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Postby Socialist States Owen » Wed Apr 27, 2011 4:18 pm

WC55 - ROAD TO GLORY

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WC55 Qualifying - Matchday 7
BRAVE PERFORMANCE BY FSSO AGAINST GIANTS

FSSO 3 - 5 Bears Armed

The 'Bear Belles' overcame the FSSO in Bastion but were given a ferocious run for their money by the home side.

The ladies of Bears Armed probably didn't expect significant opposition but the FSSO would remove any doubt's of their own capabilities in the 90 minutes of play. The FSSO however were behind after only 42 seconds - straight from kick off Bears Armed attacked and earned a corner. Marra Carwin whipped it in and Julesk Paranaya appeared to have it covered - but his bullet header 'clearance' flew straight into the top corner of his own net. But the scores were level only a minute later in a thrilling opening to the match. Josh Stevenson latched onto Joe Arne Pizza's through ball roughly 30 yards from goal and ran at the defence, was forced to go around Carwin and then he shot with a left footed drive from 20 yards. The masses exploded into a frenzy of celebration as his shot flew into the top corner, and he celebrated by throwing his shirt off and diving into the front row of the crowd to be mobbed by delirious fans. The FSSO must have though they were dreaming because in the 9th minute youngster Simon Xavier launched a thrilling volley from the edge of the box from Steve Thompsons long ball, leaving goalkeeper Urathanna BerryGlades stunned - even her 7"1 height would not help her stop the screamer of a first goal for young Xavier.

However the FSSO let the situation get to them and they cracked, quickly losing their lead only fifteen minutes later, courtesy of a Jhargeena Lightning header from a corner. Shortly before half time the FSSO were back to where they started when a pointless shove by Dennis Arnold on Lightning gifted Bears Armed a penalty. Lightning converted it easily as Daniel Belgrave, clearly annoyed, hoofed the ball out of the net and Lightning and her teamates walked back to the middle, clearly relieved to have recovered from the early shock - they were looking to maintain an unbeaten record, after all. The opening to the second half was very dull compared to the first, but things got going again when James McCrofts free kick flew teasingly close to the top corner, going just wide. However it was 4-2 before long; a mix up between Mike Humphrey and Belgrave with a pass back left substitute Urra um Karrai free to roll the ball into the net. At this point the ever magestic Lee Sharp responded by turning on the style, bypassing the Bear Belles defence with a blistering split down the left only for Xavier to run too quickly and go ahead of Sharp's ball in to the box. Sharp then hit the post with a turning shot after a clever one two with Persa Ryans. But next time he hit the target, doing so in style. Urra SunBlessed was too slow with her clearance in the 78th minute and Sharp nipped the ball away from her, starting a counter attack with him 40 yards from goal with only one defender ahead. He ran at substitute Dorra Starrkhan and much to the delight of the home crowd nutmegged her. One on one with the lofty BerryGlades, he crafted a gorgeous 25 yard lob with his right foot leaving BerryGlades stranded. The ball bounced onto the line and in, sending the crowd into raptures.

However the equaliser never looked like coming and Bears Armed added a 5th in stoppage time, SunBlessed tapping in from a Carwin free kick. But as the final whistle the much criticised FSSO team were given a standing ovation by their fans, walking off to chants of "Oh Fuzzo we love you!". Bears Armed walked off with dignity and polite applause from their fans, as their unbeaten run continues - marking them as serious contenders for the World Cup.

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MD1 Khytenna (A) Lost 0-3
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Postby Pretty Awesome Persons » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:07 pm

THE MANY FACES OF TSILEVICH
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Wow.
We won, but this time we actually won in a fashionable manor
We won three-one, after a comeback from behind managed to earn us three points.
It makes me wonder, why didn't Tsilevich use 4-3-1-2 from the start?
Why didn't Figo captain from the start?

Let's talk about the goals.
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Figo proving he should captain more often


After falling behind one goal and Tsilevich already shouting his lungs off, Figo decided to take things into his own hands. He intercepted a pass, dribbled past one defender.
Then another.
And another.
And then beat the marking of two defenders, managing to get a shot from a complicated angle that went in anyway.
With PAP drawn at 1-1, Tsilevich calmed down a bit but once PAP began slacking on offense, he began to shout.
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Gonzalez scoring the second

Gonzalez took things on his own hands, recieved a pass from Mendoza, then proceeding to fake two players out and then blasting it into the goal.

But it wasn't done there.
PAP was awarded a corner kick. Figo came up, took it but it came off the 'keeper's glove and the play pretty much ended.
But then, Rafael Herrera comes out of nowhere and from 27 meters out he blasts the third goal of the game in.
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Herrera blasting in the third


When Tsilevich saw the third go in, he couldn't help but to celebrate and somersault three times.
In case you didn't know the man is quite fit.

It's now pretty obvious that Tsilevich's strategies don't work with a team that is used to just attacking without any fancy plays such as crossing. Mendoza's place on the team has always been debated, since he is an AM, not a DM. Regardless, he runs up every so often to assist or even take a shot at goal. I'm a little skeptical, but maybe a 4-2-1-3 would work?
Maybe Tsilevich should try it during a friendly match.
Tsilevich stated after the match that he is continuing to use the 4-3-1-2 formation and that both Gonzalez and himself agreed that Figo deserves to be captain.
Now Gonzalez can focus on scoring goals and Figo can be the great captain he is and things can hopefully return back to normal.
Normal being us fighting for third place or second place.

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Postby Mangolana » Wed Apr 27, 2011 5:42 pm

The following took place after the 1-0 loss Mangolana sustained against Justownia.

Tappy: "Frank, Frank, Bra!"

Franklim: "What do you want, here to give me another lecture."

Tappy: "What the hell were you doing out there, trying to make it so we lose."

Franklim: "What are you talking about?"

Tappy: "I'm talking about your play, you have done nothing but just stand around and hope the ball comes to you."

Franklim: "Yea, so, what I do is my buissness."

Tappy: "Not when your play is costing us wins! Cosumar, Carasatoga, Justownia, Pasarga, all games we could have been competative in had you not just stood around, but played your game!"

Franklim: "I'm trying my hardest out there, if...."

Tappy: "If that's your hardest then you might as well just go home, there is no place for that on this team."

Franklim: "I don't have to listen to this, especially from you!"

Tappy: "Your right you don't, but you know I'm right, thats not your best, and you know it."
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A few hours later back at the hotel

Knock Knock

Tappy: "Who is it."

Franklim: "It's me."

Tappy answers the door.

Tappy: "What do you want?"

Franklim: "I wanted to say I am sorry for what happened earlier, you were right, This is not my best."

Tappy: "Then why have you been playing like this."

Franklim: "Well, me and lucy have been having problems lately."

Tappy: "And?"

Franklim: "Well were gatiing a divorce and she is taking me for custody of the kids."

Tappy: "It's okay man, why didn't you just say somthing, I can help."

Franklim: "Yeah well, I didn't want to worry anybody else with my problems."

Tappy: "Well just remember from now on, I'm here to help if you have any problems okay, and as soon as we get back, I will try to help you get things sorted out, Okay."

Franklim: "Yeah, thanks..... Well for all you do for me, drinks are on me, We cool"

Tappy: "Yeah, we cool."

Tappy and Franklim exchange a fist bump before heading to the bar for some drinks.
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