Grene Bio Research Labs
Hello, Welcome to Grene Bio Research Labs. We are a new company that was founded by me, Tyler Grene. We specialize in creating diseases for use in warfare, but we have other services as well. Please, look through our catalogue of items to see in Grene is right for you!
Catalogue
Stem cell research
We here at Grene have long been interested in Embryonic stem cell research. In the year 2015, we were able to grow back hair. In 2016, we grew back an ear. In 2020, we were able to grow limbs, fix deformed facial features, and even fix spinal injuries. We can now create human parts just by sampling your blood! Just open up one of our stores and we will start fixing your nations wounded immediately!
Cost for Research Lab: $7,000,000 per lab
Cost for Research Lab: $7,000,000 per lab
DreamMachine
Have you ever wanted to have an amazing, super awesome dream? Have you ever wanted to return to a dream from the night before? Now you can! With the Grene DreamMachine. Our patented technology lets you choose what your dream will be! All you have to do it place the laptop-like device in your room, and attach earphone like devices that will read your thoughts and create your dream! Also, you can choose for our templates, such as Travel Dreams, or Superhero Dreams. The possibilities are endless!
Cost: $100,000 per machine. Earphones included.
Cost: $100,000 per machine. Earphones included.
Frozen in Time
Worried about the near future? Want to see the far future? Now you can, with Grene Coolbodys! Our human freezers freeze you in time for a designated amount of time (choose between 100-1,000 years), keeping your body perfectly intact and at the same age.
Cost: $3,000,000 per unit, or $10,000,000 for a storage area, which has 5 freezers in it!
Cost: $3,000,000 per unit, or $10,000,000 for a storage area, which has 5 freezers in it!
HIV/AIDS Vaccine
We here at Grene have developed a vaccination for the STI AIDS. AIDS was a worldwide epidemic, but with our cutting-edge technology, we have made a shot that stops the disease in its tracks! ***Note: Has only a 85% chance of working, but even so, if 1,000,000 people died of AIDS in your nation, with this vaccine that number would only be 150,000 people!***
Pill of Youth
Wish you could live longer? Work longer? Live to see your great-grandchildren? This dream is now a possibility! Here at Grene, we have developed at pill that you take once a year that is 80% effective in making you live 70% longer than normal! So if you were going to live to the age of 80, and you start taking the pills at age 40, you will live to 136! You will also have the working ability of a 20-30 year old till the age you were supposed to live to. So buy your pills today!
Recommendations: Start taking the pill around age 20 for maximum effectiveness. If you start at age 30, goes down to 50% chance of working. Age 40, 20% effective. Age 50, 5% effective. No side affects!
Cost per person per decade: $2,000,000 per decade. One pill per 6 months.
Recommendations: Start taking the pill around age 20 for maximum effectiveness. If you start at age 30, goes down to 50% chance of working. Age 40, 20% effective. Age 50, 5% effective. No side affects!
Cost per person per decade: $2,000,000 per decade. One pill per 6 months.
Research
We will research and develop ideas for you! Whether it is diseases or technology, we work for you! Just give us $50,000,000 for the research. Any money left over will be transferred back to you. And, for $5,000,000 we will keep the invention exclusive to your country!
Profits: $10,757,120,000