Swkoll Food

by **Swkoll** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:19 am

Are you of tired of Starving Troops?
Then, welcome to Swkoll Food, Your one stop shop for food and water for your military and citizens.

Rules

1. Do your own math.
2. I will only except people who whose a economy calculated.
3. We reserve the right to make your troops starve.
4. Be nice

Transport
My goods will be transported to your nation by my fleet of one hundred Streamline F470 II

Products:
MREs
Water
(More coming)

[align=center]MREs
MREs or Meals Ready to Eat are an excellent source of nutrients for your military.
Just heat for five minutes and then your military could be having a delicious not to mention healthy meal.
They last for 5+ years on the shelf!

Each MRE comes with:

Price
$100 for a case of 12 meals
$1000 for a case of 150 Meals
$6500 for 1095 meals (enough for one solider for a year)

Drinking Water
Is your nation in the desert or are you running out of water? Then import some from Swkoll Food!
Remember your military needs at least 2 gallons of drinking water per person per day, and a person needs at least 123 gallons a day for all water needs.

Price
$.03 cents per gallon for any amount
$146, drinking water for one person for a year. (730 gallons)
$14,000 drinking water for 100 people for a year. (73,000 gallons)
$130,000 drinking water for 1000 people for a year. (730,000 gallons)
$785, non-drinking water for one person for a year. (44,895 gallons)
$7500, non-drinking water for 10 people for a year (448,950 gallons)
$74,000 non-drinking water for 100 people for a year (4,489,500 gallons)
Note: non-drinking water is not purified and not suitable for drinking but is suitable for toilet water, showers, etc...

Thank you for your order.

by **Swkoll** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:20 am

reserved

by **Swkoll** » Fri Dec 10, 2010 9:21 am

reserved

by **Swkoll** » Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:30 am

by **Sanctus saxa** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 1:21 am

Code: Select all: The Protectorate of Sanctus-saxa wishes to place an order for 109500 meals. This will be used to build up stores capable of sustaining half of our current active infantry for three weeks in the chance of extreme emergency situations. This will come to a total of 650,000 will it not? Please respond to this order at your convenience.

by **Swkoll** » Sun Dec 12, 2010 6:02 am

Order approved.
Thank you for shopping at Swkoll Food, our armored vehicles will deliver them immediately.

by **Swkoll** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:09 pm

by **Theltainions** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:18 pm

500,000,000,000 of each.

by **Sunkistodia** » Tue Dec 14, 2010 4:21 pm

6,000,000,000,000 of the highest quality MREs Drinking and non drinking water.

Big order i know

by **Swkoll** » Thu Dec 16, 2010 5:38 pm

Both Purchases have been approved, thank you.

by **Swkoll** » Fri Dec 17, 2010 4:26 pm

BBBBump

by **Swkoll** » Sat Dec 18, 2010 2:46 pm

please buy something, your troops are starving

by **Smuzzies** » Tue Feb 01, 2011 6:56 pm

Swkoll wrote:please buy something, your troops are starving

50,000,000 MREs please! For $333,333,333.33 :bow:

by **Swkoll** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:44 am

They're on their way.

by **Novograd IV** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 11:49 am

Swkoll wrote:$146, drinking water for one person for a year. (730 gallons)
$1400, drinking water for 100 people for a year. (7300 gallons)

eh?

that's for 10 people.

by **Swkoll** » Wed Feb 02, 2011 1:31 pm

Novograd IV wrote:
Swkoll wrote:$146, drinking water for one person for a year. (730 gallons)
$1400, drinking water for 100 people for a year. (7300 gallons)

eh?

that's for 10 people.

Sorry, I just found and fixed a lot of typos/miscalculations.

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Thu Feb 03, 2011 11:59 pm

Dear Swkoll Foods Executives,

The Griffincrest Corporation has developed an interest in securing you as our primary supplier of clean drinking water to our forces around the globe. This will, if accepted, require you t provide water for over two million mercenaries on a daily basis, stationed in posts across the globe. We do ask, however, that the water be delivered in standard, 16.9 fluid ounce water bottles for ease of transportation and consumption. We do hope you are up to this offer, and are eager to here from you soon.

Sincerely,

Jack Phoenixclaw,
Chairman
Griffincrest Board of Directors

by **Swkoll** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 11:15 am

Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:Dear Swkoll Foods Executives,

The Griffincrest Corporation has developed an interest in securing you as our primary supplier of clean drinking water to our forces around the globe. This will, if accepted, require you t provide water for over two million mercenaries on a daily basis, stationed in posts across the globe. We do ask, however, that the water be delivered in standard, 16.9 fluid ounce water bottles for ease of transportation and consumption. We do hope you are up to this offer, and are eager to here from you soon.

Sincerely,

Jack Phoenixclaw,
Chairman
Griffincrest Board of Directors

Dear Griffincrest Board of Director,

We here at Swkoll Food gladly accept your offer. We wish to establish a yearly contract for your two million mercenaries for the price of $300,000,000 a year. Although to carry that much water we will have to use half of our fleet of Streamline F470 IIs, which is very expensive. So we would like you to provide transport of the water, unless you are willing to pay an additional $30,000,000 a year for transport. Thank you for choosing Swkoll Food.

Sincerely,
Person McPerson,
CEO
Swkoll Food

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Fri Feb 04, 2011 2:01 pm

Dear Mr. McPerson,

We do not mind shelling out the extra thirty million dollars for transport fees. The total, three hundred and thirty million dollars ($330,000,000) shall be wired to your account immediately. Thank you for your business.

Sincerely,

Jack Phoenixclaw,
Chairman
Griffincrest Board of Directors

by **ViZion** » Thu May 05, 2011 5:35 pm

National West Airways

Hello! We would like to inquire into the possibility of Swkoll Food catering all of our flights. We have several hundreds of flights, serving tens of thousands of customers, daily. While we will not need any cooks on our flights, we do need decent, affordable food and beverages on a mass scale that is easily prepared in-flight, including in smaller kitchens. Please get back to us at your earliest convenience.

Todd Miller,
Purchasing Agent, NWA

by **ViZion** » Thu May 05, 2011 5:41 pm

Jory Jory Bottling Company
A Bottle of Joy Since 1877!

BergBucks Coffee,

Jory Jory is ViZion's largest bottling company, and is the most widely distributed and consumed bottling company across the globe! With soda pop, bottled water, premium bottled water, hard lemon aid and hard lime aid, instant coffee, energy drinks, and sport drinks, we have a wide variety of offerings for all different tastes!

We would be pleased to have our drinks sold through your fine food and beverage distribution company! I look forward to hearing from you shortly so that we may arrange this deal which will benefit both of us greatly!

Thank you,

Peter Hillroy,
President, Jory Jory Bottling Company

by **New Edom** » Fri May 06, 2011 8:02 am

To: Swkoll Food
From: New Edomite Department of Defense

We would like to purchase the following from your company for our Department of National Defense:

48,750,000 (MREs for all armed forces for 3 years)
185,000 (water)
233,750,000 total in NSD, available to be wired upon confirmation of order by your company.

Thank you,
The Provisioning and Logistics Group
Procurement Division
Department of National Defense

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