Welcome to the Grittonian Flea Market!
We accept cash, plastic and goods. Currencies may be exchanged with a extremely unfair exchange rate.
The International Grittonian Flea Market is located in Gritta City, at the edge of the city, in Flamingo Valley. Every Saturday and Sunday, large companies, small family businesses and trailer trash come together to sell you Grittonian crap. Via the internet, at Grittoniancrap.grt and Grittoniancrap.grit, but also at the Flea Market itself.
Not only second hand goods are sold, far from that, but also new stuff, which has to go because they are no longer popular, because the owners of the goods are bankrupt and want to evade taxes and angry banks by selling their left over goods under the table after staging a robbery or because the company wants to make some of it's money back or because the trailer trash brother-in-law of the seller gave him this crap instead of money to repay his loan.
So, why buy this stuff, you ask? Where else can you get real silk leopard-print underwear with matching muscle shirt? Or maybe a nice pimp outfit which comes with a walking stick, a hat and a massive, fake, golden chain?
Still not convinced? Then check out the stuff and judge for yourself and remember:
Welcome to the Grittonian Flea Market, where crap is king and you don't ask where it came from!
Not only second hand goods are sold, far from that, but also new stuff, which has to go because they are no longer popular, because the owners of the goods are bankrupt and want to evade taxes and angry banks by selling their left over goods under the table after staging a robbery or because the company wants to make some of it's money back or because the trailer trash brother-in-law of the seller gave him this crap instead of money to repay his loan.
So, why buy this stuff, you ask? Where else can you get real silk leopard-print underwear with matching muscle shirt? Or maybe a nice pimp outfit which comes with a walking stick, a hat and a massive, fake, golden chain?
Still not convinced? Then check out the stuff and judge for yourself and remember:
Welcome to the Grittonian Flea Market, where crap is king and you don't ask where it came from!
