Go Further With The Griffin

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Mon Aug 17, 2009 6:12 pm

To: Minister Golitsyn
From: CGriffincrest@Griffincrest.net
Sub: Price

While we are very grateful that you have decided to order your oil through Griffincrest, we feel that we may be getting short changed by your offer. The normal going rate of a barrel of Griffincrest oil is thirty dollars per barrel, bringing your total price to $240,000,000 USD, significantly higher than the price you asked for. We realize, however, that you will be buying a large quantity of oil, and thus we are willing to make a deal. We will settle on the price of $200,000,000 per shipment, knocking off a full $40,000,0000 from the normal price. Please let me know what you think soon.

Sincerely,

Claudius Grifincrest

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 11:49 am

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Fri Oct 30, 2009 6:32 pm

To the front!

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Sat Oct 31, 2009 11:06 am

Buy my damned oil.

by **Spartan Philidelphia** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:29 pm

A Request for Some Damned Oil by the Angelic Leaders of Spartan Philidelphia

We would like to buy 420,000 barrels for $12,600,000 because we know that your corporation is not evil. It's just misunderstood and shunned from modern society.

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Sun Nov 01, 2009 6:40 pm

Thank you, we are glad that there are still some out there not totally corrupted by the media. The oil shall be shipped out immediately. We hope to see you again!

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Tue Nov 10, 2009 4:54 pm

Buy oil, feed puppies.

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Sat Dec 12, 2009 11:50 pm

by **Serbian_Soviet_Union** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 12:27 am

Dear Mr. Griffincrest,

It has come to our attention that your company has sold exactly the impressive ammount of 0 barrels lately. It seems that the international community is teaching you that PR doesn't mean invading other nations for oil.

To help Griffincrest come out of its financial spiral, we offer to buy the company and all of its assets for the ammount of one Universal Standard Dollar.

Signed,
Fajrudin Izetbegovic
CEO of Industrija Petroleum Corporation IPC

by **Shaff** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:00 am

The Sultanate Of Shaff would like to start a contract where Griffincrest oil supplies my nation with 200 million barrels of oil per year.

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:20 am

Shaff wrote:The Sultanate Of Shaff would like to start a contract where Griffincrest oil supplies my nation with 200 million barrels of oil per year.

We thank you for choosing the Griffincrest Corporation for your oil needs. We will begin the shipment immediately upon recieving your first payment. Should the great nation of Shaff ever need anything in the future, they can turn to Griffincrest, no matter what their problem may be.

Thank you,

Claudius Griffincrest

by **Shaff** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 1:33 am

6,000,000,000 has been wired... it will be automatically sent every year.
With the payment of this money, I have stopped using Zastava Oil and made Griffincrest Oil the sole company I import oil from.
Please open a dealership with Shaf Motors Inc. to increase business relations between our 2 nations.
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by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 3:32 pm

dealership opened, thanks for your business!

by **Spartan Philidelphia** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:00 pm

A Request from the Well-Oiled Machines of Spartan Philidelphia

We would like 500,000 more barrels of ~~whiskey~~ oil for 15,999,999.95. An extra whatever so that I can ask you more about meaningless nonsense. It seems the tanks and airplanes won't run on anything else except for oil extracted by the Griffincrest Corporation except when I take out all the water at the bottom of the tanks. What's your secret? Do you add drugs such as nicotine to your oil so that any vehicle or machine that uses it will be hooked for life? Do you believe in Max Barry? Do these questions make you suspect that I am working for another oil company aspiring to be as great as you are? Don't believe those bearded hobos outside the building. They lie. We await your informational response.

From the Desk of Luigi Mario,
Supreme Leader of Spartan Philidelpiha,
Is Not a Spy.

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 4:25 pm

Of course you may have some oil, thanks for coming back! The first shipment will arrive immediately, and I believe that you are not a spy. The hobos are never to be trusted. Thank you!

Sincerely,

Claudius Griffincrest

by **Spartan Philidelphia** » Sun Dec 13, 2009 5:11 pm

Blackhelm Confederacy wrote:Of course you may have some oil, thanks for coming back! The first shipment will arrive immediately, and I believe that you are not a spy. The hobos are never to be trusted. Thank you!

Sincerely,

Claudius Griffincrest

Delicious money has been wired.

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:28 pm

Moar!

by **Eatonville State** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:42 pm

We would like to acquire 10,000 barrels of oil to bolster Eatonville State's economy.

by **Tybra** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:42 pm

Imperial Letter of Economical Affairs

The Holy Empire of Tybra wishes to buy 1 barrel of oil for various reasons which shall remain unnamed.

Signed,

sir Yugemos, secretary of economical affairs.

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:49 pm

To the Leadership of Eatonville,

Your order shall set sail immediately upon wiring of the payment. Thank you for choosing Griffincrest for your oil needs, and we hope to see you again some time soon!

Sincerely,

Claudius Griffincrest

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Dear Sir Yugemos,

Shipping a single barrel of oil is a bit unproductive. We would, however, be willing to make a layover in your nation for a regular Confederate Airlines freight flight that would have otherwise gone elsewhere. If this is okay with you, you shall have your barrel.

Sincerely,

Claudius Griffincrest

by **Tybra** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 4:59 pm

Imperial Letter of Economical Affairs

We care little for the manner of transportation, feel free to use whatever transportation is more efficient. We do however care for the quality and the structure of the oil, it must not be affected by the abnormal manner of transportation.

Signed,

sir Yugemos, secretary of Economical Affairs

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Mon Dec 14, 2009 5:03 pm

Very well, a barrel of oil is en route. Just give the money to the pilot.

Thank you,

Claudius Griffincrest

by **Spartan Philidelphia** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:05 pm

A Message from the Spelling Masters of Spartan Philidelphia
Subject: Oil...what else?
FakeEmailAddress42@notrealwebsite.com

It seems I have greatly underestimated Spartan Philidelphia's oil reserves. Despite the fact that there is an infinite amount of theoretical oil within our physics-ignoring landscape, we are too lazy to get it ourselves. That is why we will buy 26 billion barrels of oil for about $765,000,000,000 dollars. This large amount has been influence by a certain Birkainian economics report and the fact that there will inevitably be a war which involves us. As this is a large order, we will pay the money as we get the oil. What say you?

EDIT:

Note that when I said, "...infinite amount of theoretical oil within our physics-ignoring landscape..." I meant the world as a whole.

by **Blackhelm Confederacy** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 2:28 pm

Spartan Philidelphia wrote:A Message from the Spelling Masters of Spartan Philidelphia
Subject: Oil...what else?
FakeEmailAddress42@notrealwebsite.com

It seems I have greatly underestimated Spartan Philidelphia's oil reserves. Despite the fact that there is an infinite amount of theoretical oil within our physics-ignoring landscape, we are too lazy to get it ourselves. That is why we will buy 26 billion barrels of oil for about $765,000,000,000 dollars. This large amount has been influence by a certain Birkainian economics report and the fact that there will inevitably be a war which involves us. As this is a large order, we will pay the money as we get the oil. What say you?

You have gotten yourself a deal. Also, should you need anything in any upcoming war, do not hesitate to ask.

Sincerely,

Claudius Griffincrest

by **Business and Commerce** » Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:52 pm

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RE: Support
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