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Von Howitzer 2.0 - Armax Inc. (Now With Catalogue)

Postby Logasiri » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:25 pm

Armax Military Corporation - Von Howitzer Ltd.

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Vehicle Customizations

Storefront of the Week (July 7th, 2010) - Originally by Travellerius



This is a service that transforms even the most civilian vehicles into military war-horses. Here at Von Howitzer our team of trained professionals are able to customize any vehicle with any parts or components, and the only limit is the size of your wallet. From Lamborghini's to old Ford Trucks, we turn any automobile into a kill machine. Von Howitzer is now under the authority of the Armax Military Corporation, headed by Logasirian entrepreneur Shel'Ley vas Hsu.

This storefront was originally founded by Travellerius, but after his exile, it is impossible for him to maintain Von Howitzer. After 800 years, he has authorized me to carry on Von Howitzer. We now do old fashion and modern cars in the 1900-3000 time periods.

Note, all resources and bought and sold from Armax Resources and Energy. Due to little use of Uranium in our weapons, few laws against it and an over abundance of mines, Uranium is being sold at wholesale prices! Along with all other materials. There are products for PT, MT/PMT and FT nations a like! Give us a visit!


Von Howitzer Ltd. Catalogue

Under Armax, Von Howitzer now has a catalog. Our catalog is a list of every design which has come through Armax, whether when it was under Travellerius or the current Armax Corporation. This allows for fast ordering from a pre-made selection. Shipping and order response will be much faster due to our concurrent product.

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Length: 190.6 in (4,841 mm)
Width: 72.2 in (1,834 mm)
Height: 56.9 in (1,445 mm)
Engine: 3.5 L Duratec 35 V9, 280 horsepower @ 6500 RPM
Top Speed: ~ 150 miles per hour
Miles Per Gallon: 29 mpg highway
Compression: 9.8:1
Fuel: Petroleum Gasoline/Diesel
Fuel Tank: 19 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armor:
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound (1 inch)
Ceramic-Titanium Mixture (3 inches at door, 2 inches at bridge, 2 inches everywhere else)
Bulletproof Glass (Resistant up to 30mm)
EMP Hardened Armoring

Armament:
2x External 6.8x43mm Machine Guns
2x Internal 40mm grenade launchers (30 grenades stored)

COST: $550,000 USD
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Length: 5,286 mm (208.1 in)
Width: 1,828 mm (72.0 in) (all SEC)
Height: 1,440 mm (56.7 in)
Weight: 1,655 kg (3,649 lb)
Engine: Armax V34, 320 horsepower @ 7,800 RPM
Miles to the Gallon: 27 mpg highway
Fuel: Petroleum Gasoline, Diesel
Fuel Tank: 21 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armor
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound (1 inch)
Ceramic-Titanium Mixture (3 inches at door, 2 inches at bridge, 2 inches everywhere else)
Bulletproof Glass (Resistant up to 30mm)
EMP Hardened Armoring
Run-Flat Tires

Armament: None

COST: $610,150 USD
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[spoiler=Specifications]Engine: 7 L V12 640 PS
Top Speed: 230 mph
Length: 185 inches
Height: 44.6 inches
Fuel Tank: 22 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armament:
4x 6.8x43mm Machine Guns, concealed, two on each side door, bare barrel preferable
4x 5.56x45mm machine guns, concealed, hood mounted, bare barrel preferable
2x 84mm rockets, concealed, from bumper
1x Spike Chamber, trunk, opens onto road
1x Auxiliary Oil Tank, undercarrage, can spill onto road on command
1x Petrol-Napalm Flame Chamber, undercarrage, can set oil on fire

Armor:
Kevlar lined tires
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
Kevlar inner chamber

COST: $810,000 USD
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Length: 4,129 mm (163 in)
Width: 1,721 mm (68 in)
Height: 59.5 in (1511 mm)
Top Speed: 67 mph
Fuel Tank: 15 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armament:
2x 7.62x51mm machine guns, concealed, from bumber
1x 25mm grenade launcher, concealed, anywhere in the car, can shoot ahead
1x Mark 5 Mine Module (7 Anti-Tank Mines or 20 Anti-Personnel Mines)

Armor:
Kevlar Layer
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
Light Ceramic Layer

COST: $160,000 USD
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Length: 4,804 mm (189.1 in)
Width: 77.4 in (1966 mm)
Height: 1,380 mm (54.3 in)
Top Speed: ~ 110 mph
Fuel Tanks: 20 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armament:
Bullet Proof Windows
2x 7.62x51mm machine guns, concealed, from bumber
1x 25mm grenade launcher, concealed, anywhere in the car, can shoot ahead
Mark 10 "Sparky" Flamethrower

Armor
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
2 Inch Titanium Plating
Kevlar Layer
Ceramic Layer

COST: $310,000 USD
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Length: 202.0 in (5131 mm)
Width: 79.0 in (2007 mm)
Height: 74.6-77.0 in (1895–1956 mm)
Top Speed: ~ 100 mph
Fuel Tanks: 25 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armament:
External 11.7mm Machine Gun
Smoke Grenade Canister Module (20 Smoke Grenades)
Tear Gas Greande Canister Module (5 Grenades)

Armor:
3 inch Plastic-Titanium Armor
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound

COST: $256,000 USD
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Length: 242.7 in (6165 mm)
Width: 78.0 in (1981 mm)
Height: 62.0 in (1575 mm)
Curb weight: 4,908 kilograms
Top Speed: ~ 130 mph
Fuel Tanks: 28 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armament:
2x 6.8x43mm Machine Guns (Concealed, bumper)
2x 7.62x51mm Machine Guns (External, Top)

Armor:
Fire Retardant Tires
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
2 inch plastic-titanium armor
Bulletproof Windows

COST: $430,000 USD
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Top Speed: ~56 mph
Fuel Tanks: 15 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armament:
1x External 11.7mm Machine Gun
2x Concealed 6.8x43mm Machine Guns (Bumper)

Armor:
1 inch Titanium Armor
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound

COST: $210,000 USD
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Length: 73 inches
Fuel Tanks: 2x 55 Gallon Fuel Tanks, Self Sealing

Armament:
2 .50 caliber machine guns (Von Howitzer design)
1 Stinger Missile Launcher
1 Challenger 2 120mm Tank Turret

Armor:
4 inches of Depleted Uranium and Ceramics (Tank Turret)
1.5 inches of Plastic-Titanium (Truck)
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound

COST: $990,000
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Armament: 2x Concealed 6.8mm Machine Guns (Bumper)

Armor:
Kevlar and Ceramics Layer
3 inches of Plastic-Titanium Armor (At Thickest)
1.5 inch bulletproof glass
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound

COST: $280,000 USD
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Armament:
4x Concealed 6.8x43mm Machine Guns (Concealed, Bumper)
2x 84mm rockets, concealed, from bumper
1x Spike Chamber, trunk, opens onto road

Armor:
Kevlar Reinforced Tires
Self Sealing Fuel Tanks
1 inch Plastic-Aluminum Armor
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
Kevlar inner chamber

COST: $560,000 USD
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Armament:
1x SCUD Missile Platform
1x Snowplow
2x Concealed 6.8mm Machine Guns (In Plow)

Armor:
Self Sealing Fuel Tanks
1 inch Plastic-Aluminum Armor
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
Kevlar inner chamber

COST: $350,000 USD
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Length: 20 feet 6 inches
Wheelbase: 155 inches
Width: 6 feet, 7 inches
Height: 5 feet, 2 inches
Weight: 9,020lbs
Max Speed: 105mph
Range: 415 miles
Armor: 0.4 inches Floor, 0.2 inches Doors, and 0.1 on the hood + Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
Bullet Proof Glass Thickness: 0.5 inches
Powerplant: Daimler 7.7 liter supercharged inline overhead valve eight cylinder gas engine 230hp
Fuel Capacity: 45 gallons
EPA Fuel Economy: 9.2mpg

COST: $80,000 USD
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Armament:
2x 7.62mm Machine Guns
1x 5.6mm Machine Gun

Armor:
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
.5 inches of Plastic-Titanium Armor

COST: $340,000
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Armament:
2x 6.8mm Machine Guns
1x 5.56mm Machine Gun

Armor:
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
2x inces of Plastic-Titanium Armor

COST: $670,000 USD
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Armament:
2x 6.8mm Machine Guns (Hood)
1x 11.7mm Machine Gun (Cabin)
2x Riot Lights

Armor:
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound
Bulletproof Glass
Kevlar Layered Cabin

COST: $150,000 USD




Application form

Now before you all start saying: "I want teh car from da james bond movie wif a laser cannon and a diamond body-kit!", I will say one thing, we are not cheap, and you will be ignored if you post like this or if it looks like you will not be able to afford your purchase.
This is how your customization application should be layed out:

Name of the vehicle:
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them:
An Image of your stock vehicle:
A list of detailed specifications:
Quantity:


If you stick to this and are as detailed as possible, it will mean your design will be far more accurately tuned to your wants.

Pricing

Now it's time to pay. I will incorporate the following factors into the cost:
The cost of the stock vehicles (Unless you are sending them):
The cost of the customizations:
The time taken to apply the customizations:
The quantity of the vehicles:


Payment should be made to: General Bank of Travellerius private account #0039005060041 or as specified
If you wish to get a free quote from Travellerius, please telegram me and I'll get the council to pass the request on to him.
All SNOM members now recieve a 20% discount which will be incorporated in the price




Von Howitzer Ltd. Annual Revenue and Receipt


Under the Armax Military Corporation, Von Howitzer now keeps detailed receipts of each order by every nation who orders here.
- Thurask - $2,196,540 USD
- Jazan - $7,750,000,000 USD
Last edited by Logasiri on Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:41 pm, edited 11 times in total.
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The Western Reaches wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Got a problem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll take the prisoners, for $100 each!

I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...
Imperial Domtopia wrote:Here's a joke for you: you're being shipped to the gulag. Har-dee-fucking-har. Who's laughing now?
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

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Postby Thurask » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:37 pm

Name of the vehicle: Mercedes-Benz W126
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: Sending
An Image of your stock vehicle:
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A list of detailed specifications:
The engine from a 1995 McLaren F1
engine BMW 70/2 60 Degree V12
valvetrain Chain Driven DOHC w/Continuously Variable Inlet Valve Timing & 4
displacement 6064 cc / 370.0 in³
bore 86.0 mm / 3.39 in
stroke 87.0 mm / 3.43 in
compression 10.5:1
power 498.1 kw / 668.0 bhp @ 7800 rpm
specific output 110.16 bhp per litre
bhp/weight bhp per tonne
torque 705.0 nm / 520.0 ft lbs @ 4500 rpm
redline 8500 rpm

Armored doors, underside
Run-flat tires
Bulletproof glass
Enlarged fuel tank, also armored
Quantity: 4
Last edited by Thurask on Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:41 pm, edited 1 time in total.
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Postby Logasiri » Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:38 pm

Thurask wrote:Name of the vehicle: Mercedes-Benz W126
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: Sending
An Image of your stock vehicle:
Image

A list of detailed specifications:
The engine from a 1991 McLaren F1
engine BMW 70/2 60 Degree V12
valvetrain Chain Driven DOHC w/Continuously Variable Inlet Valve Timing & 4
displacement 6064 cc / 370.0 in³
bore 86.0 mm / 3.39 in
stroke 87.0 mm / 3.43 in
compression 10.5:1
power 498.1 kw / 668.0 bhp @ 7800 rpm
specific output 110.16 bhp per litre
bhp/weight bhp per tonne
torque 705.0 nm / 520.0 ft lbs @ 4500 rpm
redline 8500 rpm

Armored doors, underside
Run-flat tires
Bulletproof glass
Enlarged fuel tank, also armored
Quantity: 4

You're order is being viewed and reply should come within 36 hours.
Now under new player Management

The Western Reaches wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Got a problem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll take the prisoners, for $100 each!

I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...
Imperial Domtopia wrote:Here's a joke for you: you're being shipped to the gulag. Har-dee-fucking-har. Who's laughing now?
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

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Postby Logasiri » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:12 am

Thurask wrote:Name of the vehicle: Mercedes-Benz W126
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: Sending
An Image of your stock vehicle:
Image

A list of detailed specifications:
The engine from a 1995 McLaren F1
engine BMW 70/2 60 Degree V12
valvetrain Chain Driven DOHC w/Continuously Variable Inlet Valve Timing & 4
displacement 6064 cc / 370.0 in³
bore 86.0 mm / 3.39 in
stroke 87.0 mm / 3.43 in
compression 10.5:1
power 498.1 kw / 668.0 bhp @ 7800 rpm
specific output 110.16 bhp per litre
bhp/weight bhp per tonne
torque 705.0 nm / 520.0 ft lbs @ 4500 rpm
redline 8500 rpm

Armored doors, underside
Run-flat tires
Bulletproof glass
Enlarged fuel tank, also armored
Quantity: 4

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Length: 5,286 mm (208.1 in)
Width: 1,828 mm (72.0 in) (all SEC)
Height: 1,440 mm (56.7 in)
Weight: 1,655 kg (3,649 lb)
Engine: Armax V34, 320 horsepower @ 7,800 RPM
Miles to the Gallon: 27 mpg highway
Fuel: Petroleum Gasoline, Diesel
Fuel Tank: 21 Gallons, Self Sealing

Armor
Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound (1 inch)
Ceramic-Titanium Mixture (3 inches at door, 2 inches at bridge, 2 inches everywhere else)
Bulletproof Glass (Resistant up to 30mm)
EMP Hardened Armoring
Run-Flat Tires

Armament: None

COST: $2,196,540 for entire package
Last edited by Logasiri on Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:17 am, edited 1 time in total.
Now under new player Management

The Western Reaches wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Got a problem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll take the prisoners, for $100 each!

I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...
Imperial Domtopia wrote:Here's a joke for you: you're being shipped to the gulag. Har-dee-fucking-har. Who's laughing now?
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

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Postby Johz » Fri Jul 16, 2010 6:31 am

Name of the vehicle: The John Deere 7530 Premium Series Tractor
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: We will send two for you. However, if we find that the finished product is good enough for our uses, we may request additional vehicles that you would be expected to provide.
An Image of your stock vehicle: An image can be found here.
A list of detailed specifications:
We would like the design to be modified as follows.
  • Enlarged cabin, for two people sitting side by side.
  • Two machine guns of your recommended type at the side of the main engine, to be fired individually or together.
  • Bright, crowd-dispersing lights at the very front, to replace current lights. (Must be on separate controls to main headlamp system.)
Quantity: 2 to begin with.

Thank you for reading,
The Village of Johz,
SNOM member.
Always Ready (With a Cuppa): UDL
Praise [violet] for safe switching!

The Village of Johz - (Factbook)
Head of Foreign Affairs:
Mr Newman
Head of the Flower Rota: Mrs Figgis
Population: 269 (Johzians)
Sometime between when the "evolution is just a theory" nonesense dies out, and when Ashmoria starts using captitalization. - EnragedMaldivians
It's called a tangent. It tends to happen on NSG. - Olthar
[E]very Brit I've met on the internet has been violently apathetic. - Conserative Morality
This is Johz. I'd like to give him a hug someday. - Celly
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Postby Logasiri » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:12 am

Johz wrote:Name of the vehicle: The John Deere 7530 Premium Series Tractor
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: We will send two for you. However, if we find that the finished product is good enough for our uses, we may request additional vehicles that you would be expected to provide.
An Image of your stock vehicle: An image can be found here.
A list of detailed specifications:
We would like the design to be modified as follows.
  • Enlarged cabin, for two people sitting side by side.
  • Two machine guns of your recommended type at the side of the main engine, to be fired individually or together.
  • Bright, crowd-dispersing lights at the very front, to replace current lights. (Must be on separate controls to main headlamp system.)
Quantity: 2 to begin with.

Thank you for reading,
The Village of Johz,
SNOM member.

Your order is being viewed and a reply will be made within 36 hours.

From,
Shel'Ley vas Hsu
Now under new player Management

The Western Reaches wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Got a problem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll take the prisoners, for $100 each!

I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...
Imperial Domtopia wrote:Here's a joke for you: you're being shipped to the gulag. Har-dee-fucking-har. Who's laughing now?
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

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Postby Johz » Fri Jul 16, 2010 7:22 am

Logasiri wrote:
Johz wrote:Name of the vehicle: The John Deere 7530 Premium Series Tractor
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: We will send two for you. However, if we find that the finished product is good enough for our uses, we may request additional vehicles that you would be expected to provide.
An Image of your stock vehicle: An image can be found here.
A list of detailed specifications:
We would like the design to be modified as follows.
  • Enlarged cabin, for two people sitting side by side.
  • Two machine guns of your recommended type at the side of the main engine, to be fired individually or together.
  • Bright, crowd-dispersing lights at the very front, to replace current lights. (Must be on separate controls to main headlamp system.)
Quantity: 2 to begin with.

Thank you for reading,
The Village of Johz,
SNOM member.

Your order is being viewed and a reply will be made within 36 hours.

From,
Shel'Ley vas Hsu


Thank you, the Village of Johz awaits expectantly.
Always Ready (With a Cuppa): UDL
Praise [violet] for safe switching!

The Village of Johz - (Factbook)
Head of Foreign Affairs:
Mr Newman
Head of the Flower Rota: Mrs Figgis
Population: 269 (Johzians)
Sometime between when the "evolution is just a theory" nonesense dies out, and when Ashmoria starts using captitalization. - EnragedMaldivians
It's called a tangent. It tends to happen on NSG. - Olthar
[E]very Brit I've met on the internet has been violently apathetic. - Conserative Morality
This is Johz. I'd like to give him a hug someday. - Celly
See a mistake? Send me a telegram!|I would be very much indebted to you.
LINKS: My Website|Barryman|Gay Marriage: Who will be next?

#NSG on esper.net - Join us!
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Postby Thurask » Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:43 am

Logasiri wrote:*snip

Money is wired. Thank you.
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Postby Jazan » Fri Jul 16, 2010 10:21 am

The Capitalist Democracy of Jazan would like to purchase 25,000 units of the Bentley Continental GT for our 4th Mechanized Division (the "Speed Demons").

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Postby Thurask » Fri Jul 16, 2010 11:35 am

Name of the vehicle: LAPV ENOK
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: Sending
An Image of your stock vehicle:
Image

A list of detailed specifications:
Armored doors, underside
Run-flat tires
Bulletproof glass
Enlarged fuel tank, also armored
General Electric M134 Minigun, turret mounted
Black coat of paint (to match the W126)

Quantity: 32
National Information
Economic Left/Right: ln 0
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: lim (x->0) 1/x
Pro: Some stuff
Anti: Some other stuff

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Postby Logasiri » Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:29 pm

Jazan wrote:The Capitalist Democracy of Jazan would like to purchase 25,000 units of the Bentley Continental GT for our 4th Mechanized Division (the "Speed Demons").

Your order has been confirmed. Accounting has totaled your order, and your bill comes up to $7.75 Billion USD. On confirmation, your order will be shipped and it should reach your nation in its entirety in three weeks.

Thanks for choosing Von Howitzer, and come back again!

From,
Shel'Ley vas Hsu
Now under new player Management

The Western Reaches wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Got a problem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll take the prisoners, for $100 each!

I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...
Imperial Domtopia wrote:Here's a joke for you: you're being shipped to the gulag. Har-dee-fucking-har. Who's laughing now?
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

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Logasiri
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Posts: 502
Founded: Jul 05, 2010
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Postby Logasiri » Fri Jul 16, 2010 4:30 pm

Thurask wrote:Name of the vehicle: LAPV ENOK
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: Sending
An Image of your stock vehicle:
Image

A list of detailed specifications:
Armored doors, underside
Run-flat tires
Bulletproof glass
Enlarged fuel tank, also armored
General Electric M134 Minigun, turret mounted
Black coat of paint (to match the W126)

Quantity: 32

Your order is being viewed and your order shall be confirmed in under 36 hours.
Now under new player Management

The Western Reaches wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Got a problem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll take the prisoners, for $100 each!

I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...
Imperial Domtopia wrote:Here's a joke for you: you're being shipped to the gulag. Har-dee-fucking-har. Who's laughing now?
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:

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Logasiri
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Posts: 502
Founded: Jul 05, 2010
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Postby Logasiri » Sat Jul 17, 2010 6:28 pm

Johz wrote:Name of the vehicle: The John Deere 7530 Premium Series Tractor
Will you be sending the stock vehicles or do we need to purchase them: We will send two for you. However, if we find that the finished product is good enough for our uses, we may request additional vehicles that you would be expected to provide.
An Image of your stock vehicle: An image can be found here.
A list of detailed specifications:
We would like the design to be modified as follows.
  • Enlarged cabin, for two people sitting side by side.
  • Two machine guns of your recommended type at the side of the main engine, to be fired individually or together.
  • Bright, crowd-dispersing lights at the very front, to replace current lights. (Must be on separate controls to main headlamp system.)
Quantity: 2 to begin with.

Thank you for reading,
The Village of Johz,
SNOM member.

Your final design:

Image

Receipt:
Four 6.8x43mm Machine Guns
Four Enhanced Riot Lights
20 square meters of kevlar
Light Coating of Hydramagnetic Ossification Compound

COST: $240,000 for entire package[/spoiler]
Now under new player Management

The Western Reaches wrote:
Kalasparata wrote:Got a problem with over crowding jails? No problem, we'll take the prisoners, for $100 each!

I'd send my entire military to you, but I think that's called invasion...
Imperial Domtopia wrote:Here's a joke for you: you're being shipped to the gulag. Har-dee-fucking-har. Who's laughing now?
Lunatic Goofballs wrote:The rivalry between tits and ass has reached new heights! :eek:


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