Kalasparata Teleporting into your nation?

[Kalasparata]

Kalasparata has just recently developed a watch which can teleport you anywhere or anywhen in the universe, between dimentions (alternate realities and space/time dimentions), back and forth in time and anywhere in your own dimention and your own time, a comination of 2 of those or even all 3 of those in just 1 nanosecond divid by a googolplex

So your in the 2Dimentions of our universe 4pm on the 18th of Febuary 2010 and you want to travel to the 3Dimentions of an alternate universe and your on Earth but you want to go as far awa as an other galexy, 3pm 6th Janurary 1484, you may in 1 googolplex of a nanosecond! All you have to do is turn your watch and say when and where you want to go, the watch, which says your time and the same time acording to your time zone, it'll say the time you now traveled to, acording to the time zone you sarted in

Note, these will teleport FROM anywhere but will only teleport TO teleportation boths exept the ones in the Kalasparatan Millitery which ill teleport literally anywhere) but don't warry, there are over 1 googolplex teleportation boths and many more to come!

Watches are $1Million each

Sale on Now
2 for the price of 1!

[Collective Systems]

[OOC: I had recently begun to question whether or not you're being serous with these products, services, and miscellaneous threads, or are just making an idiot of yourself on purpose. Either that or you're trying to bother the fuck out of us (a mixture of both is also possible, of course). After consulting the inner me, a verdict has been decided. I now conclude that you're a spammer, and are deliberately making these threads as a method to annoy other `users and for the shock value alone.

You are hereby banned from purchasing from my storefronts or having anything to do with roleplaying threads I currently own or have the final say over. Adding that I will encourage all nations within my region (who already pretty much agree with me, might I add) to do the same.]

[Vilank]

Greetings from the Colony of Vilank!

We are interested in purchasing 2 pieces of your product. The price however seems to be totally exaggerated, for it is

7.887.402.000.000 $ or 15.774.804.000.000 RIN (National Currency) for one piece.

We therefore are willing to discuss the matter of the price with you.

Thanks for your patience,

President Nestor Rothil

[Nerezzath]

Nerezzath would like to advise Kalasparata that if any teleportation into her borders commences, Kalasparata will be struck by nuclear weapons.

Please restrict this product not to teleport into our borders, or advise how this may be done.

[Kalasparata]

Greetings from the Colony of Vilank!

We are interested in purchasing 2 pieces of your product. The price however seems to be totally exaggerated, for it is

7.887.402.000.000 $ or 15.774.804.000.000 RIN (National Currency) for one piece.

We therefore are willing to discuss the matter of the price with you.

Thanks for your patience,

President Nestor Rothil

We will reconsider the price, you may have 2 for the price of 1, the price of 1 will now be $1,000,000.00

[Grays Harbor]

[OOC: I had recently begun to question whether or not you're being serous with these products, services, and miscellaneous threads, or are just making an idiot of yourself on purpose. Either that or you're trying to bother the fuck out of us (a mixture of both is also possible, of course). After consulting the inner me, a verdict has been decided. I now conclude that you're a spammer, and are deliberately making these threads as a method to annoy other `users and for the shock value alone.

You are hereby banned from purchasing from my storefronts or having anything to do with roleplaying threads I currently own or have the final say over. Adding that I will encourage all nations within my region (who already pretty much agree with me, might I add) to do the same.]

yup. ^^this. Welcome to the wonderful world of ignore.

[Satirius]

OOC: As Collective Systems, I'm ignoring you until you make an effort to not make a mockery out of NationStates.

[La Habana]

[OOC: I had recently begun to question whether or not you're being serous with these products, services, and miscellaneous threads, or are just making an idiot of yourself on purpose. Either that or you're trying to bother the fuck out of us (a mixture of both is also possible, of course). After consulting the inner me, a verdict has been decided. I now conclude that you're a spammer, and are deliberately making these threads as a method to annoy other `users and for the shock value alone.

You are hereby banned from purchasing from my storefronts or having anything to do with roleplaying threads I currently own or have the final say over. Adding that I will encourage all nations within my region (who already pretty much agree with me, might I add) to do the same.]

OOC: Yes, Kalasparata, here is what my cat has to say to you:



Your eye-bleed-inducing spelling mistakes and god-awful threads are turning NS Forums into a farce, please learn to RP properly or be perma-ignored by the entire NS community

[Argonius]

[OOC: I had recently begun to question whether or not you're being serous with these products, services, and miscellaneous threads, or are just making an idiot of yourself on purpose. Either that or you're trying to bother the fuck out of us (a mixture of both is also possible, of course). After consulting the inner me, a verdict has been decided. I now conclude that you're a spammer, and are deliberately making these threads as a method to annoy other `users and for the shock value alone.

You are hereby banned from purchasing from my storefronts or having anything to do with roleplaying threads I currently own or have the final say over. Adding that I will encourage all nations within my region (who already pretty much agree with me, might I add) to do the same.]

[OOC: Agreed. Do not exagerate RP, well what you do is not Role-Playing, it's just dreaming. I do not say it is bad, however it is not the right place. If we will have got out of the limits of truth, what will mean Role-Playing? Just, think about it.]

[Nerezzath]

(OOC: Much as I think some of the responses are harsh, Kalasparata needs to identify as future tech and bring things into the realms of reality - teleportation isn't even theoretically considered now, and if it were to be created it wouldn't start with a watch, it would start with a de-atomiser and a re-atomiser, each of which would be HUGE energy-hungry buildings, and wouldn't offer time travel)

[Kalasparata]

[OOC: I had recently begun to question whether or not you're being serous with these products, services, and miscellaneous threads, or are just making an idiot of yourself on purpose. Either that or you're trying to bother the fuck out of us (a mixture of both is also possible, of course). After consulting the inner me, a verdict has been decided. I now conclude that you're a spammer, and are deliberately making these threads as a method to annoy other `users and for the shock value alone.

You are hereby banned from purchasing from my storefronts or having anything to do with roleplaying threads I currently own or have the final say over. Adding that I will encourage all nations within my region (who already pretty much agree with me, might I add) to do the same.]

OOC: Yes, Kalasparata, here is what my cat has to say to you:



Your eye-bleed-inducing spelling mistakes and god-awful threads are turning NS Forums into a farce, please learn to RP properly or be perma-ignored by the entire NS community

If I'm ever driving my car and I see that cat on the road, I would run over it 9 times to kill it in all it's lives and one more to make sure it's dead

[New Amerik]

(OOC: Much as I think some of the responses are harsh, Kalasparata needs to identify as future tech and bring things into the realms of reality - teleportation isn't even theoretically considered now, and if it were to be created it wouldn't start with a watch, it would start with a de-atomiser and a re-atomiser, each of which would be HUGE energy-hungry buildings, and wouldn't offer time travel)

Agreed. Kalasparata, I stretch the limits of what it's even possible to bs, much less be realistic, and I still have more realism than this. I may bring back the dead, but at least I try to make a convincing reason for how it works. Take some classes, practice alone, get a tutor, just don't continue with this. Hell, I'd be willing to try to teach you a few things, bad as I am.

[La Habana]

(OOC: Much as I think some of the responses are harsh, Kalasparata needs to identify as future tech and bring things into the realms of reality - teleportation isn't even theoretically considered now, and if it were to be created it wouldn't start with a watch, it would start with a de-atomiser and a re-atomiser, each of which would be HUGE energy-hungry buildings, and wouldn't offer time travel)

Agreed. Kalasparata, I stretch the limits of what it's even possible to bs, much less be realistic, and I still have more realism than this. I may bring back the dead, but at least I try to make a convincing reason for how it works. Take some classes, practice alone, get a tutor, just don't continue with this. Hell, I'd be willing to try to teach you a few things, bad as I am.

Yes, Kalasparata is just awful.

[Lovable Weirdos]

(OOC: Much as I think some of the responses are harsh, Kalasparata needs to identify as future tech and bring things into the realms of reality - teleportation isn't even theoretically considered now, and if it were to be created it wouldn't start with a watch, it would start with a de-atomiser and a re-atomiser, each of which would be HUGE energy-hungry buildings, and wouldn't offer time travel)

Agreed. Kalasparata, I stretch the limits of what it's even possible to bs, much less be realistic, and I still have more realism than this. I may bring back the dead, but at least I try to make a convincing reason for how it works. Take some classes, practice alone, get a tutor, just don't continue with this. Hell, I'd be willing to try to teach you a few things, bad as I am.

Yes, Kalasparata is just awful.

...Not quite what they meant.

[Sungai Pusat]

Well, what is the science behind it?

[La Habana]

Well, what is the science behind it?

Its this:

(N00B x lamer) ∝ KPop* + π / (KtNS** - ∞) ≠ GRP***

*Kalasparata Population.
**Kalasparata time on NationStates.
***Good Role-Playing.

[Joshuahood]

You seem to be able to create anything you like, despite your population.....

[Hodori]

[OOC: I had recently begun to question whether or not you're being serous with these products, services, and miscellaneous threads, or are just making an idiot of yourself on purpose. Either that or you're trying to bother the fuck out of us (a mixture of both is also possible, of course). After consulting the inner me, a verdict has been decided. I now conclude that you're a spammer, and are deliberately making these threads as a method to annoy other `users and for the shock value alone.

You are hereby banned from purchasing from my storefronts or having anything to do with roleplaying threads I currently own or have the final say over. Adding that I will encourage all nations within my region (who already pretty much agree with me, might I add) to do the same.]

OOC: Yes, Kalasparata, here is what my cat has to say to you:

http://tamethebear.tv/wp-content/uploads/2009/02/you-disgust-me.jpg

Your eye-bleed-inducing spelling mistakes and god-awful threads are turning NS Forums into a farce, please learn to RP properly or be perma-ignored by the entire NS community

If I'm ever driving my car and I see that cat on the road, I would run over it 9 times to kill it in all it's lives and one more to make sure it's dead

((OOC: So not only are you bad at this, but you're also a horrible person.))

[Orlkjestad]

[OOC: I had recently begun to question whether or not you're being serous with these products, services, and miscellaneous threads, or are just making an idiot of yourself on purpose. Either that or you're trying to bother the fuck out of us (a mixture of both is also possible, of course). After consulting the inner me, a verdict has been decided. I now conclude that you're a spammer, and are deliberately making these threads as a method to annoy other `users and for the shock value alone.

You are hereby banned from purchasing from my storefronts or having anything to do with roleplaying threads I currently own or have the final say over. Adding that I will encourage all nations within my region (who already pretty much agree with me, might I add) to do the same.]

OOC: Yes, Kalasparata, here is what my cat has to say to you:



Your eye-bleed-inducing spelling mistakes and god-awful threads are turning NS Forums into a farce, please learn to RP properly or be perma-ignored by the entire NS community

If I'm ever driving my car and I see that cat on the road, I would run over it 9 times to kill it in all it's lives and one more to make sure it's dead

OOC: There goes morality.

[NERVUN]

Thread locked for time being. Stay tuned!

[Reploid Productions]

Ok. Enough is enough. We've tried to be patient. We've tried giving you guys knock it offs. We've tried to explain that you don't have to play with Kalasparata if you do not wish to. We have explained about the ignore function for the forums and how we don't police RP quality. We have asked that the dogpiling stops. It hasn't happened.

If I may borrow a quote, we are not amused and we are not willing to cut slack for people this time.

Collective Systems, Satirius, Hodori are *** banned for one day *** for this dogpiling. La Habana gets *** one day ban *** for the pile plus the image spam.

It's one day because we wanted to make the point that this behavior is unacceptable. You don't like him, fine. You don't even have to look at his posts. I suggest you all, after your ban is done, put Kalasparata on ignore and keep him there. We're tired of this and the next step is much longer bans.

[Kalasparata]

Well, what is the science behind it?

Finally, someone who's NOT flamming at me. The science is, we temperally freeze time for everyone and everything but you but put you in a deep sleep at warp speed then wake you up then unfreeze time and wake you up at your destination!

[Ozymos]

Well, what is the science behind it?

The science is, we temperally temporarilly freeze time for everyone and everything but you but put you in a deep sleep at warp speed then wake you up then unfreeze time and wake you up at your destination!

[OOC: ...What. The. Hell?

You do realise it would be easier to simply create a wormhole via a conjugal warp manifold than to attempt to freeze time? Or that it would be simpler to break down the target into it's constituent molecules and beam them as data from one place to another at FTL speeds, subsequently reassembling their molecular structure when they arrive at their destination?

It's worth noting that what you said is not science, it's SCIENCE!]

[Lovable Weirdos]

Well, what is the science behind it?

Finally, someone who's NOT flamming at me. The science is, we temperally freeze time for everyone and everything but you but put you in a deep sleep at warp speed then wake you up then unfreeze time and wake you up at your destination!

I don't flame at you!

[Kalasparata]

Well, what is the science behind it?

Finally, someone who's NOT flamming at me. The science is, we temperally freeze time for everyone and everything but you but put you in a deep sleep at warp speed then wake you up then unfreeze time and wake you up at your destination!

I don't flame at you!

I never said you do!