Slave Labourers for Sale!(discontinued)

[Imperium Britannicum]

Sources have reported that Royal Air Force and Royal Navy vessels are intercepting vessels that look like they could be carrying slaves.

[Cesopium]

From: Cesopium
To: Skellig Slave Labor Department


We submit upon you the offer of $100,000,000 USD to purchase a grand total of 600,000 5ft5-5f510 males as soldiers, we understand this is below the average price but as the main customer of the Skellig Slave trade and to help Skellig fund its war, we believe this is a good deal.

Sincerely,
The Cesopiumian Department of Defense

[Skellig]

From: Cesopium
To: Skellig Slave Labor Department


We submit upon you the offer of $100,000,000 USD to purchase a grand total of 600,000 5ft5-5f510 males as soldiers, we understand this is below the average price but as the main customer of the Skellig Slave trade and to help Skellig fund its war, we believe this is a good deal.

Sincerely,
The Cesopiumian Department of Defense

To: Cesopiumian Government

We regrettably currently have no method of transporting slaves and do intend on abandoning our slave program at the end of the war, since we feel it's more trouble than it's worth quite literally.

However we must inform you money is not an issue, years of financial prosperity and intense patriotism have made us a very wealthy nation and we intend on exhausting this . And our enemies will undoubtedly back off once they fully understand the vast number of infantrymen we have available.


We do however wish to know if your capital city could be used as an assembly point for a convention to sign a treaty to end this war.

Sincerely,
Skellig Empire

[Newne Carriebean7]

To: Skellig empire
From: Carriebean Office of Foreign Affairs, reestablished circa 2014
The Carriebean government is very interested in the selling and purchasing of human labor for our vast fields of slaves, it always helps to have more free labor to work in your factories!
we are interested in
300,000 5ft10:6ft 4: 12,000 USD each
this will cost us 36,000,000,000
if the deal is accepted, we shall send over several top ranking officials from Carriebean, these 300,000 will be distributed to 30 privately run slaveowner facilties that wil help in our agricultural development.

President Carol Dartenby peered out of her bedroom window at the crowd of protesters outside. within a few moments, several shots were heard, about a dozen people were on the ground and the crowd was running away, she grimaced and closed the blinds. these had been happening daily, she was just glad the guards did their jobs, she was thinking of having them replaced with the naginata warrior monks, but she would have to recruit several people, it was all a big hassle that she did not have the time to deal with.
the door knocked as three men entered.
" ah, General Takeda Shengin, Admiral Mori Tsushenargi and Air force commander Hojo Jozai Hiroshikyoto. please, have a seat, we have much to dicuss."
as the three men took their seats, Shengin began
" madam president, why aren't we doing anything, I know we are engaged in one war, but we need more to do!"
" I understand that, general Takeda, but we must tread carefully, we don't have millions of troops for no reason. I'll also need to go to congress to get another declaration of war passed, that'll be a pain in the ass."
Mori spat out " I have six aircraft carriers waiting for service to the slavery cause, madam."
" only six, I thought we had more! now, general Jozai, how many planes do we have total?"
" a lot m'dam, enough to blanket the sky in potatoes."
"I-I'm sorry, where do spuds come into this conversation?"
" I apologize, I meant power, now I propose we load up two carriers worth, and how many of the VLHOPs do we have in service?"
" only three, but they have the firepower of nearly 5 of our carriers, would you like one?"
" no, three carriers and 21 destroyers will do, we shall sail towards them and bomb them to pieces."

a man rushed into the room.
" the war is over!"
the three men and one woman stood up, surprised.
" what do we do now?"
" we'll have to simply go back to our buisn- hey where are you going?!" the president stood up and watched as Mori left the room in a hurry, turning back, he spat out
" I want a war to happen dammit!"
the remaining three people looked at each other with looks of confusion and fear.

[Norike]

From: The Empire of Norike
To: Skellig Empire

We hereby offer the Skellig Empire any support necessary (to the extent our modest resources can provide) in order to negotiate reasonable, non-insulting conditions of a peaceful solution may the Skellig Empire wish to take this noble path.

As a sovereign nation not involved in any WA agenda we unfortunately lack the means of providing a wider diplomatic support to your cause. On the other hand, we do not feel an obligation to obey any WA recommendations unless drastically enforced. Therefore we can supply you with half a dozen of nuclear missiles, a couple of barrels of lethal biological weapons or the Armageddon Drone Fleet, free of cost. In case of other negotiators misrepresenting those as inadequate means of diplomatic pressure we may supply you with any of those for competitive prices, bulk discount available

We can also provide air-delivered humanitarian aid, a mobile medical unit, emergency electric generators, up-to-date intelligence and, shall the business go astray, an asylum for promising experts in various fields.

We humbly approve of your intention on abandoning the slave program of yours. However, our citizens are concerned about the potentially hopeless future of your remaining slaves and, by a mere coincidence the Bank of Norike has just reported its capability to send you a total of 5,000,000,000 USD as a personal gift (Norikean environmental laws ban cutting and sending flowers ) shall you agree to sell us ... erm, I mean, shall you help some of those awesome human beings make their minds and apply for joining our devoted workers here in Norike (we can provide the transport for those from any of your airports or from your border, whichever suits you better). We offer

10,000 USD for a 5ft10:6ft4 female - any quantity;
5,000 USD for a 5ft5-5ft10 female - any quantity available for shipping before the end of this fiscal month;
1,500 USD for any other female - up to 1,000 units;

we currently face a minor gender imbalance crisis due to the recently introduced polygyny-legalizing law.

We are looking forward to hearing from you.

Sincerely,
The Empire of Norike

[Eclius]

From: Eclisian Department of Foreign Affairs
To: Skellig Empire
Restricted: No

On behalf of the senate, and people of Eclius, we strongly condemn your nation for this barbaric act against humanity. We would like kindly ask you to stop further human trafficking, or else, sanctions will be issued.

[Cesopium]

From: Cesopium
To: Skellig Slave Labor Department


We submit upon you the offer of $100,000,000 USD to purchase a grand total of 600,000 5ft5-5f510 males as soldiers, we understand this is below the average price but as the main customer of the Skellig Slave trade and to help Skellig fund its war, we believe this is a good deal.

Sincerely,
The Cesopiumian Department of Defense

To: Cesopiumian Government

We regrettably currently have no method of transporting slaves and do intend on abandoning our slave program at the end of the war, since we feel it's more trouble than it's worth quite literally.

However we must inform you money is not an issue, years of financial prosperity and intense patriotism have made us a very wealthy nation and we intend on exhausting this . And our enemies will undoubtedly back off once they fully understand the vast number of infantrymen we have available.


We do however wish to know if your capital city could be used as an assembly point for a convention to sign a treaty to end this war.

Sincerely,
Skellig Empire

To:Skellig Slave Labor Government
From:Cesopiumian Department of Defence

We are fine with this understanding, but if any farther deals can be made to send the former "slaves" to our nation as workers and soldiers, this would be nice.

Cesopium accepts the offer of assembly for the convention to take place in the city of Cesopium, Cesopium as a nation will take no part in the convention as it was only a observer but bodyguards will be provided for each guest in the National Legislature building, Room 3C specifically built for this task will be used for the visitors. If the person brings their own bodyguards, we will see no reason to provide them with such but they will be protected until they leave the nation.

[Vulkata]

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TO:Who will be hanged and is concerned
FROM:John Yalkovic
To who will be hanged if this is will not end, you wish that you will stop with this slave route until then burn this in your mind until you can smell it.

Vulkata will bombard your ships and sell the survivors in Prisoners Of War camps here in Vulkata and the slaves who are willing to give their lives for freedom will be the one's that's aiming guns at your head.


YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

-With no love:John Yalkovic

[Veridi]

Skellig Empire slave surplus!

We are proud to announce we now have a surplus of slaves, Hence we will be offloading 65,000 of these docile workers for work on plantations,factories,construction sites or whatever you desire. All of the slaves have a body fat of roughly 15%, and because of this we seperate them based on height and gender.Prices are in USD for convenience.


Male Slave Prices:
4ft5-5ft: 1500 USD each
5ft-5ft5:5,000 USD each
5ft5-5ft10:9,000 USD each
5ft10:6ft 4: 12,000 USD each

Female prices:
4ft5-5ft: 900 USD each
5ft-5ft5:1,000 USD each
5ft5-5ft10:4,000 USD each
5ft10:6ft 4: 5,000 USD each
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We will provide transport with our supreme military and and ensure the amount delivered is the amount ordered.

[Line-Secure]
Client: Anonymous
Purpose: Anonymous
Request:
61,000F-heads
A)4.5-5 57,000 x900
B)5-5.5 4,000 x1000

4,000M-heads
A)4.5-5 4,000 x1500

$61.3M Total
Status of Payment: Cleared
Authorization:69-12
Clients note: coordinates will be provided. Have them ready. Payment will be wired to requested location via. data based transaction

[Balist]

Thank you for ordering with the Balist Defense Ministry

Your purchase of one nuclear bomb will be delivered to YN Capital city in 30 minutes or less or the firebombing will be free

George Calson,General of the Balist Air Force

[Flarbinia]

Flarbinia will not only buy 10,000 slaves (Half that shipment is 6ft males while the rest is 5ft Females), but provide military assistance to Skellig.