Pappa Nick P. Webshop - From A to P 100% Sexy! (Always WIP)

[Grittonia]

Are you crazzzzzzy for Pappa? Are you seeking that one picture or CD that is not available in your nation? Look no futher, Pappa Nick P. Webshop is here to help!



We at Pappa Nick P. Webshop are working with the source, Pappa Nick P.. In a coöperation with Pappa Nick P., we are able to achieve ultimate satisfaction!

Index of Products
Index of Products
A-C
D-F
G-I
J-L
M-O
P-S
T-V
W-Z

We are available for contact at:
Irulethisshitandthiswebshop@Grittonianruler.grt
Or via letter at:

666666 Gritton Road,
Gritta City,
Grittonia

Always remember, Pappa loves you!

[Grittonia]

A-C

C:
CD's:

Oceans of Lust and Pleasure (album):
Pappa Nick P.'s first album, featuring 8 songs including Grittonian number 1 hit So, You want my white stuff? . Most selling album of the WORLD!

Songs:
1. Pappa's Pogostick
2. Take Me
3. So, You want my white stuff?
4. Supreme Ruler at day, Pleasure Beast at night
5. You're so sexy, you're so fine
6. Please be mine
7. Do Me
8. I'm sure you wanna f*ck me (censored version)

Price: $10, free shipping from 1000 Units

Pappa's Vibe :

A multitude of songs about Pappa from other artists, feel the vibe that is Pappa.
Songs:
2. P.E.R.F.E.C.T
3. 100% Sexxx
3. Fill me up
4. I'm in Trouble, Please

Price: $4, Free shipping from 1000 Units

[Grittonia]

D-F

E:

Earth:

Feel and touch the earth that Pappa has walked on and be a bit closer to Pappa. With a AA-001 Form to show it's authenticity (Basic knowledge of Grittonian needed to understand Form).

Price:
1 Jar - $25
10 Jars - $200
100 Jars - $2250

Pictures can be provided of Pappa walking YOUR soil for a extra price of $2.50 per jar.
Pappa signature on the pictures? This is possible for a extra $0.50!

[Grittonia]

G-I

[Grittonia]

J-L

[Grittonia]

M-O

[Grittonia]

P-S

P:

Perfume:

Eau de Pappa:

Smell the smell that is Pappa, in three words: Sex, Desire and Pleasure. A bestseller in Grittonia, you can now smell like Pappa for only:

100 ml - $75
75 ml - $50
30 ml - $25

Free shipping at 500 Units.

Women's Desire:

Smell the smell that is Eau de Pappa for Women, in three words: You, Men, Orgy. Smell like Pappa wants for:

100 ml - $75
75 ml - $50
30 ml - $25

[Grittonia]

T-V

[Grittonia]

W-Z

[Grittonia]

OOC: First products added, two CD's are available for purchase. When I come online, I will add more products and when possible, I will add pictures.

[United Homosexuals]

We would like to purchase 1000 Units of Pappa Nick's first album.

[Grittonia]

We would like to purchase 1000 Units of Pappa Nick's first album.

Dear (sexy) customer,

Your (even sexier) order of:

1000x Oceans of Lust and Pleasure CD

Is hereby confirmed and accepted, as soon as we recieve the required $10000, we will ship them.

Many Kisses,

Pappa Nick P. Webshop Webmaster
Irulethisshitandthiswebshop@Grittonianruler.grt


Should you have a product, suggestion or anything else related to Pappa Nick P. of which you think is missing at the Pappa Nick P. Webshop, please contact us at: Irulethisshitandthiswebshop@Grittonianruler.grt

[Grittonia]

We are now able to service your need to smell like Pappa.
Interrested? Look under the P for Perfume.

[Spectare]

OOC: Greatest thread I've ever seen.

[Grittonia]

OOC: Greatest thread I've ever seen.

OOC: Thank you, I feel flattered.

IC:

Do you want to be a bit closer with Pappa? Special soil where Pappa was walked on is available for purchase.
Look under the E for Earth.


OOC: I'm looking for another person to help me with adding products. Basicly, you would be TG'ing or Mailing me (Mailing preferred as I: A. Don't get enough mails and B. check that first) discriptions of products and in trade, you will get some of the products for free! Sound sexxxxy and interresting (just like Pappa ) just TG me a TG!

[Libertarian Governance]

FR: Fabulous Freddies CDs and things

Yeah, hello? Hey, let me get 5000 of those Oceans of Lust and Pleasure CDs and 1000 of the Pappa's Vibe.

Fabulous Freddy

[Grittonia]

FR: Fabulous Freddies CDs and things

Yeah, hello? Hey, let me get 5000 of those Oceans of Lust and Pleasure CDs and 1000 of the Pappa's Vibe.

Fabulous Freddy

Dear Fabulous Freddy,

Your order of:

5000x Oceans of Lust and Pleasure CD
1000x Pappa's Vibe CD

Is hereby confirmed and accepted, as soon as we recieve the required $54000, we will ship them.

Many Kisses,

Pappa Nick P. Webshop Webmaster
Irulethisshitandthiswebshop@Grittonianruler.grt


Should you have a product, suggestion or anything else related to Pappa Nick P. of which you think is missing at the Pappa Nick P. Webshop, please contact us at: Irulethisshitandthiswebshop@Grittonianruler.grt

[Libertarian Governance]

FR: Fabulous Freddies CDs and things

Yeah, hello? Hey, let me get 5000 of those Oceans of Lust and Pleasure CDs and 1000 of the Pappa's Vibe.

Fabulous Freddy

Dear Fabulous Freddy,

Your order of:

5000x Oceans of Lust and Pleasure CD
1000x Pappa's Vibe CD

Is hereby confirmed and accepted, as soon as we recieve the required $54000, we will ship them.

Many Kisses,

Pappa Nick P. Webshop Webmaster
Irulethisshitandthiswebshop@Grittonianruler.grt


Should you have a product, suggestion or anything else related to Pappa Nick P. of which you think is missing at the Pappa Nick P. Webshop, please contact us at: Irulethisshitandthiswebshop@Grittonianruler.grt

54,000 NSD wired

[Solyhniya]

OOC: It appears that Solyhniyan citizens have been visiting this (epic) webshop and have ordered items; can they be shipped to Solyhniya?

[Sol-Kar]

This form of music is contraband and taboo in the Empire, do not sell it here.

[Grittonia]

OOC: It appears that Solyhniyan citizens have been visiting this (epic) webshop and have ordered items; can they be shipped to Solyhniya?

OOC: Unless you are an enemy of Grittonia, I don't see why not.

[Solyhniya]

OOC: It appears that Solyhniyan citizens have been visiting this (epic) webshop and have ordered items; can they be shipped to Solyhniya?

OOC: Unless you are an enemy of Grittonia, I don't see why not.

Awesome: looks like sales of your crap are increasing in the cosmopolitan capital of Boryslav. Expect to see yourself in the charts very soon!

[Allanea]

A Message from President Alexander Kazansky:

I am interested in "Oceans of Lust and Pleasure". I would pay the full cost for one copy of it.