NATION

PASSWORD

PAK TA [Abandoned]

A meeting place where national storefronts can tout their wares and discuss trade. [In character]
User avatar
Celibrae
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1357
Founded: Oct 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Celibrae » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:48 pm

This is possibly the best thing I've ever seen on NationStates. Keep up the good work!
"Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are. One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

User avatar
MNSMR
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Feb 11, 2014
Ex-Nation

Can I into plane?

Postby MNSMR » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:51 pm

Ill take all 5

User avatar
Celibrae
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1357
Founded: Oct 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Celibrae » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:54 pm

I'll pay double what he will for this truly fantastic aircraft
"Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are. One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

User avatar
Protestant England and Germany
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1627
Founded: Apr 24, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Protestant England and Germany » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:55 pm

Othrodox Empire wrote:selling secret PAK TA.
Our nation for now has 30 of them cause it costs too much to make one.
We are selling 5 of them cost is 20 trilion dollars of one

(Image)



Brand new aircraft, armor made of titanium, cannot be spotted via radar, can reach up to 5000 km/h, powerfull weaponry
as for example firethrowers, which can throw fire up to 1km, fire is on 5000 degres celsious, almost one toch one kill weapon.
Blow up rockets which are that explosive that they can blow up whole one city quarter, has explosive bullets so when you fire
you are actually fiering the javelin rocket but this time much faster! 1 of this airplanes costs 20 trillion dollars, mostly
cause of its armor. Can carry up to 100 tones of *things*. plane weight 1000 tons. Plane is using anti-gravity tech so its like
1000kg while flying. crew 12. Can carry 30 soldiers

Sold. With Schematics for 2.15 Trillion.
After spending 19 years on this earth, I've learned one important thing. Life is a bitch, but its the way you roll with the punches and fight back that makes it wonderful.
I am a right leaning independent
Regulated Capitalism, Regulated Socialism, Democracy 2nd Amendment, Castle Doctrine, Increased Military Spending, Israel, Kurdistan, Allowing Illegal Immigrants to become citizens by either joining the military, earning a college degree, or joining the work force, Affordable Health Care
Communism, Fascism, Dictatorships, Racism (across the board), Sexism (across the board), Extremism, Iran, China, Russia, Palestine, ISIS, People who take advantage of the system

User avatar
Kingdom of the Carolinas
Envoy
 
Posts: 257
Founded: Sep 25, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of the Carolinas » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:57 pm

this is cute, except that a modern fighter will tear it to shreds and turn circles around it, also what is powering this? If this is MT anti grav systems do not exist

User avatar
MNSMR
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Feb 11, 2014
Ex-Nation

Bid!

Postby MNSMR » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:57 pm

Celibrae wrote:I'll pay double what he will for this truly fantastic aircraft


Nyet! 4 times what that man will pay! This is a totally tubular aircraft!

User avatar
Celibrae
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1357
Founded: Oct 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Celibrae » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:58 pm

Kingdom of the Carolinas wrote:this is cute, except that a modern fighter will tear it to shreds and turn circles around it, also what is powering this? If this is MT anti grav systems do not exist


Magic, duh
"Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are. One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

User avatar
Common Territories
Senator
 
Posts: 4746
Founded: Nov 08, 2011
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy

Postby Common Territories » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:58 pm

Kingdom of the Carolinas wrote:this is cute, except that a modern fighter will tear it to shreds and turn circles around it, also what is powering this? If this is MT anti grav systems do not exist


Don't bother wasting your time with logic. The trouble maker(s) behind this know what they're doing - don't feed them.

User avatar
Celibrae
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1357
Founded: Oct 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Celibrae » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:59 pm

MNSMR wrote:
Celibrae wrote:I'll pay double what he will for this truly fantastic aircraft


Nyet! 4 times what that man will pay! This is a totally tubular aircraft!


CYKA

10 TIMES
"Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are. One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

User avatar
Inyourfaceistan
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12605
Founded: Aug 20, 2012
Anarchy

Postby Inyourfaceistan » Mon Oct 26, 2015 2:59 pm

We'll take all 5.


It's not French,it's not Spanish,it's Inyurstan
"Inyourfaceistan" refers to my player/user name, "Inyursta" is my IC name. NOT INYURSTAN. IF YOU CALL INYURSTA "INYURSTAN" THEN IT SHOWS THAT YOU CANT READ. Just refer to me as IYF or Stan.

User avatar
MNSMR
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Feb 11, 2014
Ex-Nation

HAXOR

Postby MNSMR » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:01 pm

Celibrae wrote:
MNSMR wrote:
Nyet! 4 times what that man will pay! This is a totally tubular aircraft!


CYKA

10 TIMES


OMG! YOU'RE SUCH A NATIONSTATES HAX0R!

20 TIMES!

User avatar
Celibrae
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1357
Founded: Oct 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Celibrae » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:03 pm

MNSMR wrote:
Celibrae wrote:
CYKA

10 TIMES


OMG! YOU'RE SUCH A NATIONSTATES HAX0R!

20 TIMES!


50

I WILL PAY IN DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED GOLD BARS
"Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are. One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

User avatar
MNSMR
Bureaucrat
 
Posts: 42
Founded: Feb 11, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby MNSMR » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:07 pm

Celibrae wrote:
MNSMR wrote:
OMG! YOU'RE SUCH A NATIONSTATES HAX0R!

20 TIMES!


50

I WILL PAY IN DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED GOLD BARS


YOU BEAT MEH! YOU HAVE THE FLYING HOE MAGNETS!

User avatar
Inyourfaceistan
Postmaster-General
 
Posts: 12605
Founded: Aug 20, 2012
Anarchy

Postby Inyourfaceistan » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:15 pm

Too late we have successfully copied and reverse engineered this aircraft.
We will now be selling them for $2.75 per unit or $3.50 for the domestic production rights.

Image

Brand new aircraft, armor made of adamantium, cannot be spotted via radar, IR or the naked eye, can reach up to 10,000 km/h, powerful weaponry
as for example lightning death rays with a 5x2km conical range which can engage aircraft, ships, infantry, and even missiles.
It also carries an aerial 80-tube MLRS but the missiles are actually Trident-II with hypersonic glide warheads.

We are selling an initial batch of 500. Get them while they last!
Last edited by Inyourfaceistan on Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:15 pm, edited 1 time in total.


It's not French,it's not Spanish,it's Inyurstan
"Inyourfaceistan" refers to my player/user name, "Inyursta" is my IC name. NOT INYURSTAN. IF YOU CALL INYURSTA "INYURSTAN" THEN IT SHOWS THAT YOU CANT READ. Just refer to me as IYF or Stan.

User avatar
Guadalupador
Senator
 
Posts: 4990
Founded: Oct 08, 2011
Left-Leaning College State

Postby Guadalupador » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:17 pm

Inyourfaceistan wrote:Too late we have successfully copied and reverse engineered this aircraft.
We will now be selling them for $2.75 per unit or $3.50 for the domestic production rights.

(Image)

Brand new aircraft, armor made of adamantium, cannot be spotted via radar, IR or the naked eye, can reach up to 10,000 km/h, powerful weaponry
as for example lightning death rays with a 5x2km conical range which can engage aircraft, ships, infantry, and even missiles.
It also carries an aerial 80-tube MLRS but the missiles are actually Trident-II with hypersonic glide warheads.

We are selling an initial batch of 500. Get them while they last!

What a deal! I'll take 30!
Guadalupadorian Embassy Program
Proud Member of the INTERNATIONAL FREEDOM COALITION!
OOC: Call me Dorian, Dor or Guad.

User avatar
Bashriyya
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1490
Founded: Feb 19, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Bashriyya » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:18 pm

lol can it be equiped with unobtainium warheads?
Undergoing retcon, standby.

User avatar
Kingdom of the Carolinas
Envoy
 
Posts: 257
Founded: Sep 25, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of the Carolinas » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:19 pm

or i could just build a few of these...
Image
Speed: 1850 MPH
service range: 550 miles
service ceiling: 95,000 feet
Weaponry: 1 Rotary 20mm autocannon, 4 internal hardpoints, built in ECM package
Engines: 2x Carolina Aerospace Garner R45 Turbofans
Thrust Vectoring: Yes
Stealth: Yes
Radar Range: 85 miles
Targeting Range: 35 miles
Systems: Radar Jamming, IR signature dampening, flares, chaff, advanced RADAR, thermal and Electromagnetic viewing modes, laser, IR, and radar targeting modes, liquid crystal displays

User avatar
Celibrae
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1357
Founded: Oct 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Celibrae » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:20 pm

Inyourfaceistan wrote:Too late we have successfully copied and reverse engineered this aircraft.
We will now be selling them for $2.75 per unit or $3.50 for the domestic production rights.

(Image)

Brand new aircraft, armor made of adamantium, cannot be spotted via radar, IR or the naked eye, can reach up to 10,000 km/h, powerful weaponry
as for example lightning death rays with a 5x2km conical range which can engage aircraft, ships, infantry, and even missiles.
It also carries an aerial 80-tube MLRS but the missiles are actually Trident-II with hypersonic glide warheads.

We are selling an initial batch of 500. Get them while they last!


I'll take them all b0ss
"Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are. One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

User avatar
New Carloso
Negotiator
 
Posts: 5377
Founded: Feb 25, 2012
Ex-Nation

Postby New Carloso » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:22 pm

Wait what.

Where has this been all my life?

And I'm here using modified Airbus Belugas as strategic transport.
Last edited by New Carloso on Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:23 pm, edited 1 time in total.
THE OFFICIAL FACTBOOK OF CARLOSO | FatChineseGuy: Official Mascot | Proud Member and Minister for Defence of the INTERNATIONAL FREEDOM COALITION! | FEEL FREE TO JOIN ATLAS | CARLOSSIAN BROADCASTING CORPORATION

User avatar
Kingdom of the Carolinas
Envoy
 
Posts: 257
Founded: Sep 25, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of the Carolinas » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:24 pm

Kingdom of the Carolinas wrote:or i could just build a few of these...
(Image)
Speed: 1850 MPH
service range: 550 miles
service ceiling: 95,000 feet
Weaponry: 1 Rotary 20mm autocannon, 4 internal hardpoints, built in ECM package
Engines: 2x Carolina Aerospace Garner R45 Turbofans
Thrust Vectoring: Yes
Stealth: Yes
Radar Range: 85 miles
Targeting Range: 35 miles
Systems: Radar Jamming, IR signature dampening, flares, chaff, advanced RADAR, thermal and Electromagnetic viewing modes, laser, IR, and radar targeting modes, liquid crystal displays


ive also got the advanced missiles to match

User avatar
Celibrae
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1357
Founded: Oct 05, 2014
Ex-Nation

Postby Celibrae » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:26 pm

Kingdom of the Carolinas wrote:
Kingdom of the Carolinas wrote:or i could just build a few of these...
(Image)
Speed: 1850 MPH
service range: 550 miles
service ceiling: 95,000 feet
Weaponry: 1 Rotary 20mm autocannon, 4 internal hardpoints, built in ECM package
Engines: 2x Carolina Aerospace Garner R45 Turbofans
Thrust Vectoring: Yes
Stealth: Yes
Radar Range: 85 miles
Targeting Range: 35 miles
Systems: Radar Jamming, IR signature dampening, flares, chaff, advanced RADAR, thermal and Electromagnetic viewing modes, laser, IR, and radar targeting modes, liquid crystal displays


ive also got the advanced missiles to match


But do you even deathray, bro?
"Though much is taken, much abides; and though we are not now that strength which in old days moved earth and heaven, that which we are, we are. One equal temper of heroic hearts, made weak by time and fate, but strong in will. To strive, to seek, to find, and not to yield."

User avatar
Kingdom of the Carolinas
Envoy
 
Posts: 257
Founded: Sep 25, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Kingdom of the Carolinas » Mon Oct 26, 2015 3:33 pm

Celibrae wrote:
Kingdom of the Carolinas wrote:
ive also got the advanced missiles to match


But do you even deathray, bro?


a deathray only moves in a straight line, and my missiles arent limited to the horizon

User avatar
Blorbs
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1333
Founded: Jul 09, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Blorbs » Mon Oct 26, 2015 4:12 pm

(Now, just a note, if anybody purchases this, it should be obvious that it would not be suitable for any MT rping or any MT nations if placed in any factbooks)
"The universe is probably littered with the one-planet graves of cultures which made the sensible economic decision that there's no good reason to go into space - each discovered, studied, and remembered by the ones who made the irrational decision."
- Randall Munroe

User avatar
Palakistan
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1306
Founded: May 20, 2015
Ex-Nation

Postby Palakistan » Mon Oct 26, 2015 5:45 pm

Confirmed funniest GE+T thread in existence!
My stats are frozen at 10%
I annoy lots of people with my views. Sorry abou' that.

Your worst In Character enemy should be your best Out Of Character friend.
- to you who said that: genius!

User avatar
Atlantica
Ambassador
 
Posts: 1577
Founded: Mar 22, 2013
Ex-Nation

Postby Atlantica » Tue Oct 27, 2015 2:19 am

Palakistan wrote:Confirmed funniest GE+T thread in existence!

I most definitely agree.
Proudly a Member of the International Northwestern Union

MT, PMT: The Greater Eastern Union of Zhenia
FT: The Continuum of Atlantica

zeusdefense.com
kronosinc.com

Next

Advertisement

Remove ads

Return to Global Economics and Trade

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: Arculis, Baidu [Spider]

Advertisement

Remove ads