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The Jerusalem Café [OPEN]

Postby The Mid East Federation » Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:54 pm

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The Jerusalem Café


Welcome!

Welcome to the Jerusalem Café! We are proud to announce we are going International! We have stepped up our business to a great location to really get that important relaxing environment of a Café. The Mid East Federation Restaurant, Bar and Cafe Association rated us 4.5 out of 5 stars in the category of the Café business!

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Our Cafe's

We currently have two Cafe's, The Traditional and the Two Story Paradise:

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The Traditional

Staff
1 Floor Manager
3 Baristas
1 Clean Staff (Keeping the cafe 100%!)

Amenities
Free High-Speed WiFi, if you have slow WiFi come get us and we will give you a free pastry or coffee!
All indoor seating are equipped with Electricity Outlets for Phones, Laptops, and more! Stay as long as you like!

Seating
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6 Indoor Tables (24 people) equipped in the center are electricity outlets for USB, and traditional two/three prong.
2 Bar Areas facing outside windows (11 people) equipped underneath are electricity outlets for USB, and traditional two/three prong.
7 Outdoor Tables (28 people)

Bathroom
The most clean bathroom you will EVER see.
1 Men's (2 Urinals / 2 Stalls / 2 Sinks)
1 Women's (4 Stalls / 2 Sinks)


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Two Story Paradise

Staff
1 Floor Manager
1 Kitchen Manager
5 Baristas
2 Chefs
1 Dish-Washer
2 Clean Staff (Keeping the cafe 100%!)

Amenities
Free High-Speed WiFi, if you have slow WiFi come get us and we will give you a free pastry or coffee!
All indoor seating are equipped with Electricity Outlets for Phones, Laptops, and more! Stay as long as you like!
Fine-Dining Atmosphere
The Living Fountain, a fountain in the back, with a nice small waterfall noise to bring a peaceful environment with Koi Fish. Did we mention its crystal clear blue?

Seating
12 Luxury Indoor 1st Floor Tables (48 People)
12 Luxury Indoor 2nd Floor Tables (48 People)
12 Luxury Outdoor Tables (48 People)

Bathroom
The most clean bathroom you will EVER see.
2 Men's (Each Having: 2 Urinals / 2 Stalls / 2 Sinks)
2 Women's (Each Having: 4 Stalls / 2 Sinks)





Our Menu

Drinks

Coffee
- Hot Coffee...............€3
- Iced Coffee..............€3
Coffee with milk
- Café au lait..............€4
- Eiskaffee.................€5
- White coffee............€5.5
Coffee with alcohol
- English Coffee................€5
- Irish Coffee...................€5
- Baileys Irish Cream Coffee..€6
- Corfu Coffee..................€5
- Russian Coffee................€5
- Kaffee Fertig.................€6.5
- Caffè corretto................€6
Espressos
- Caffè Americano.......€3.7
- Caffè crema............€4
- Cafe Zorro..............€3.7
- Espresso Romano.......€4
- Ristretto................€4.5
Espressos with milk
- Antoccino...............€4
- Café bombón...........€4.5
- Cappuccino.............€4
- Latte....................€4
- Flat white..............€4.5
- Macchiato..............€4.5

Deserts
British
- Apple cake............€5
- Banoffee pie..........€6
- Manchester tart......€5.5
- Scone..................€3.5
- Trifle..................€5.5
German
- Bienenstich...........€5
- Franzbrötchen........€4.5
- Gugelhupf.............€6
- Prinzregententorte...€7
- Zwetschgenkuchen...€7
France
- Mille-feuille...........€7
- Profiterole............€7
- Pain au chocolat.....€7
Mid Eastern
- Aşure..................€6
- Dilber dudağı.........€5
- Keşkül.................€6
- Mount Bracha tahini..€6
- Rokach 73.............€8
- Yafo Tel Aviv.........€7.5
- Messa..................€7
- David & Joseph.......€7
- Chocolate Babka.....€5
- Kichlach..............€3





Some Pictures

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Caffè Macchiato

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Bailey's Irish Cream and coffee

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Traditional Latte

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Café bombón





Testimonials

Elissa Howard, Senior Editor at the Jerusalem Today ~ The Mid East Federation
I work for the Jerusalem Today Newspaper, and I visit the oringal spot in Jerusalem where this company began every lunch I can get to work of my articles in a peaceful enviroment. I love the Café bombón!


Kurt Silvan, TV Entertainer ~ The Mid East Federation
I love to meet and talk with fans at the Cario location when I can! Its a wonderful environment and the manager and baristas are so friendly!


Alexis Rosenthal, Actress ~ The Mid East Federation
They have one in Beirut on the ocean line, it's superb. Listen to music with a coffee with the finest ingredients and look at the waves crash.


Emperor John William Notthergham ~ Notthergham
On a visit to Tel-Aviv, I decided to have a bit of Coffee in The Jerusalem Café. I have never tasted so much quality in a Machiatto and the apple cake there is not just delicious, its MARVELOUS. I even contacted the Prime-Minister to inform the Minister of Industry & Business to invite Jerusalem Cafe to set up shop in our proud country, coffee shops like that are a must in any civilized country.


Electorate King Njáll Steinsson ~ The Danish Confederacy
During my time in Jerusalem, I wanted to see if the local restaurants compared to the ones back in The Danish Confederacy. They are nearly on par with Danske Kungens Konditori, which is to say, one of the best cafe's in The Danish Confederacy. I highly recommend this to anyone, here or abroad.
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Postby The Mid East Federation » Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:54 pm

Let us service you!



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Hannah Baum, Barista at the Beirut Location

Want us to come to your cities? Fill out the below!

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[b][size=150]Jerusalem Café Application[/size][/b]
[b]Nation Name:[/b]
[b]Person making request:[/b] (City Manager/CEO/Minister of Commerce/Etc)
[b]How many Cafes?[/b] (1-50; We can only do a max of 50 projected per transaction)
[b]What type of Cafes?[/b] (Traditional/Two Story Paradise)
[b]What Cities in your Country?[/b] (We can do Airports as well!)
[b]Expected Customers Per Day:[/b]
[b]City/Federal Taxes:[/b]
[b]Why should we build in your country? What do you offer?[/b] Do you have a high customer interest for us? Do you have low taxes? Can you give us grants/tax breaks?


Want to partner with Jerusalem Café? Please write a official letter with this application attached, thanks!

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[b][size=150]Jerusalem Café Partnership Application[/size][/b]
[b]Nation Centered In:[/b]
[b]Storefront:[/b] (Link)
[b]Industry:[/b] (Restaurant, Airport, etc)
[b]Banner to be placed here:[/b] (Optional)


Have Café's in your nation and want to modify the menu? Apply here.

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[b][size=150]Jerusalem Café Menu Modification Application[/size][/b]
[b]Nation Name:[/b]
[b]Link to Stores Application:[/b] (The one where you applied for stores from us)
[b]What do you want to change:[/b] (Items may be removed or added but prices are ultimately up to us.)
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Postby The Mid East Federation » Wed Jul 01, 2015 10:55 pm

CORPORATE
5474 Jerusalem Ave, Jerusalem
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Executive
CEO: Benjamin Eshkol
Vice CEO: Lindsay Eshkol
CMO: Jon Rosenthal

Enlargement
Senior Executive on International Expansion: Amalia Hefetz
Senior Executive on Domestic Expansion: Iakovos Sieff

Human Resources
Senior Executive on Internal Affairs: Amiram Halevy
Senior Executive on Employee/Customer Relations: Tuvya Roth
Senior Executive on Customer Satisfaction: Olivia Hurst

Marketing
Senior Executive on Advertising: Veronica Shkolnik
Senior Executive on Media/Press Relations: Daniel Federman
Senior Executive on Partnerships: Eva Hrabe
Senior Executive on Stocks/Shares: Louis Hapsburg

Statistics/Information

Notthergham - 20 Traditional | 10 Two-Story Paradise | Est. 200 Employees
Noctenos - 30 Traditional | 20 Two-Story Paradise | Est. 375 Employees
Siberia-Alaska - 35 Traditional | 25 Two-Story Paradise | Est. 450 Employees
The Danish Confederacy - 15 Traditional | 15 Two-Story Paradise | Est. 250 Employees


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Postby The Mid East Federation » Wed Jul 01, 2015 11:29 pm

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The Jerusalem Café is now open for applications and partnerships, spice your country up with Luxury Cafés!
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Postby Notthergham » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:43 am

Jerusalem Café Application
Nation Name: The Constitutional Monarchy of
Notthergham
Person making request: Minister of Industry & Business
How many Cafes? 30
What type of Cafes? 20 Traditional and 10 Two-Story Paradises
What Cities in your Country? Notthergham Castle, Dalmasca, Seaside and Peaks.
Expected Customers Per Day: 1000-2000 depending on the area.
City/Federal Taxes: Notthergham has a laissez-faire policy, so no city taxes.
Why should we build in your country? What do you offer? As mentioned before, the only taxes Notthergham has is income tax, and they are low, so our citizens can spend more on improving their own lives and buying stuff, like your excelent coffee. Since we have a laissez-faire policy and low regulations, our country is ideal for new businesses, small or big.

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Postby Notthergham » Thu Jul 02, 2015 10:51 am

Also, a testimonial from our Emperor, who stumbled upon your coffee shop on a recent trip to your country.

"On a visit to Tel-Aviv, I decided to have a bit of Coffee in The Jerusalem Café. I have never tasted so much quality in a Machiatto and the apple cake there is not just delicious, its MARVELOUS. I even contacted the Prime-Minister to inform the Minister of Industry & Business to invite Jerusalem Cafe to set up shop in our proud country, coffee shops like that are a must in any civilized country."
-Emperor John William Notthergham.

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Postby Noctenos » Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:59 am

Jerusalem Café Application
Nation Name: The Dominion of Noctenos
Person making request: Alcaeus Bion, Princeps Excelsum of Commerce of Noctenos
How many Cafes? 50
What type of Cafes? 30 Traditionals and 20 Two Story Paradises in total
What Cities in your Country? Lorhurst (12 Traditionals, 8 Two Story Paradises), Mistmoor (6 T, 4 TSP), Highbridge (6 T, 4 TSP), Osório (6 T, 4 TSP)
Expected Customers Per Day:Averages somewhere around 1300 per day; 1800 in Lorhust. Goes up and down depending on the time of year and day of the week.
City/Federal Taxes: Noctenos only has direct taxes such as income and wealth taxes.
Why should we build in your country? What do you offer? Noctenos - specially the city of Lorhurst - is, like many other nations, driven in one way or another by coffee, the Noctenosian government and people would more than welcome competition in this business. We have no tariffs, sales taxes or value-added taxes and run on a free-trade system, ensuring easier profit to businesses and fairer prices to citizens.
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Postby Siberia-Alaska » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:22 pm

Jerusalem café Application
Nation Name:The Democratic States of Siberia-Alaska
How many Cafés?: 60
How many Cafés?: 35 Traditionals 25 TSP
What Cities in your country? Anchorage, Fairbanks, Irkusk, King Salmon and, Bethel.
Expected Customers Per day: 120 (at least) 1500 (At most)
City federal Taxes: only Bethel has a city tax of 8% and We have a Nation wide tax of 10%
Why should we build in your Country? What do you offer? well you'd be a monopoly up here, and a Place to grow Coffee in our rich soil in alaska and siberia, Alaska is a major Tourist attraction so a boom in cash there and Alaskans and Siburs need an occasional coffee to warm them up during winter. You can talk to the Tour Boats about getting cafés on the tour boats (as the tours take 2-3 weeks)

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Postby The Mid East Federation » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:23 pm

Notthergham wrote:Jerusalem Café Application
Nation Name: The Constitutional Monarchy of
Notthergham
Person making request: Minister of Industry & Business
How many Cafes? 30
What type of Cafes? 20 Traditional and 10 Two-Story Paradises
What Cities in your Country? Notthergham Castle, Dalmasca, Seaside and Peaks.
Expected Customers Per Day: 1000-2000 depending on the area.
City/Federal Taxes: Notthergham has a laissez-faire policy, so no city taxes.
Why should we build in your country? What do you offer? As mentioned before, the only taxes Notthergham has is income tax, and they are low, so our citizens can spend more on improving their own lives and buying stuff, like your excelent coffee. Since we have a laissez-faire policy and low regulations, our country is ideal for new businesses, small or big.

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Hello!

We are very honored to be able to come to your nation, we accept your application and will start the construction of the 30 cafes in the 4 cities listed. We welcome your pro-business policies that make a better life for the cafe and the people that visit it!

200-220 of your citizens will also now have employment under the Jerusalem Cafe! We take pride in our employees and strive for the best, and the includes us striving for them! We have comprehensive and vast benefits and pay for our employees and with this we expect a greater experience for all.

Thank You!

Amalia Hefetz
Senior Executive on International Expansion
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4630
E: Amalia.Hefetz@JerusalemCafe.com
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:27 pm

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From: Kentigern McCoy, CEO of Danske Kungens Konditori
To: CEO of Jerusalem Cafe

Hello! Seeing as we have locations in your nation, and are very similar in design, I propose that we partner. The application for such a partnership is below, and I hope you find it worthy of acceptation.
Sincerely,
Kentigern McCoy, CEO of Danske Kungens Konditori

Jerusalem Café Partnership Application
Nation Centered In: The Danish Confederacy
Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=344074
Industry: Restaurant
Banner to be placed here: Does this mean the logo?
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Postby The Mid East Federation » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:34 pm

Notthergham wrote:Also, a testimonial from our Emperor, who stumbled upon your coffee shop on a recent trip to your country.

"On a visit to Tel-Aviv, I decided to have a bit of Coffee in The Jerusalem Café. I have never tasted so much quality in a Machiatto and the apple cake there is not just delicious, its MARVELOUS. I even contacted the Prime-Minister to inform the Minister of Industry & Business to invite Jerusalem Cafe to set up shop in our proud country, coffee shops like that are a must in any civilized country."
-Emperor John William Notthergham.


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Hello!

Thank you for your super kind words Emperor Notthergham! We appreciate that you are a fan! We will be naming one of our Cafe's after you in Alexandria thats opening up this fall: 'The Jerusalem Cafe of Emperor Notthergham'. We hope to see you their!

Thanks!

Olivia Hurst
Senior Executive on Customer Satisfaction
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4637
E: Olivia.Hurst@JerusalemCafe.com
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Postby The Mid East Federation » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:38 pm

Noctenos wrote:Jerusalem Café Application
Nation Name: The Dominion of Noctenos
Person making request: Alcaeus Bion, Princeps Excelsum of Commerce of Noctenos
How many Cafes? 50
What type of Cafes? 30 Traditionals and 20 Two Story Paradises in total
What Cities in your Country? Lorhurst (12 Traditionals, 8 Two Story Paradises), Mistmoor (6 T, 4 TSP), Highbridge (6 T, 4 TSP), Osório (6 T, 4 TSP)
Expected Customers Per Day:Averages somewhere around 1300 per day; 1800 in Lorhust. Goes up and down depending on the time of year and day of the week.
City/Federal Taxes: Noctenos only has direct taxes such as income and wealth taxes.
Why should we build in your country? What do you offer? Noctenos - specially the city of Lorhurst - is, like many other nations, driven in one way or another by coffee, the Noctenosian government and people would more than welcome competition in this business. We have no tariffs, sales taxes or value-added taxes and run on a free-trade system, ensuring easier profit to businesses and fairer prices to citizens.

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The Jerusalem Café - Corporate


Hello!

We are very honored to be able to come to your nation, we accept your application and will start the construction of the 50 cafes in the 4 cities listed. We welcome your pro-business policies that make a better life for the cafe and the people that visit it!

350-390 of your citizens will also now have employment under the Jerusalem Cafe! We take pride in our employees and strive for the best, and the includes us striving for them! We have comprehensive and vast benefits and pay for our employees and with this we expect a greater experience for all.

Thank You!

Amalia Hefetz
Senior Executive on International Expansion
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4630
E: Amalia.Hefetz@JerusalemCafe.com
The Mid East Federation ~ Unity, Society, and Peace
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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.86 - Strict Justice System but with Civil Rights

PRO: Israel, Bavaria, Zionism, Kurdish Independence, EU, Atlanticism, Ukraine in the EU, Globalism, CDU/CSU, LGBT, Humanistic Judaism, Angela Merkel, David Cameron, and Margaret Thatcher
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:42 pm

Oh Hey Look.
Electorate King Njáll Steinsson took a vacation to Jerusalem to check out the embassy and stuff.
And the press got him to say something.
During my time in Jerusalem, I wanted to see if the local restaurants compared to the ones back in The Danish Confederacy. They are nearly on par with Danske Kungens Konditori, which is to say, one of the best cafe's in The Danish Confederacy. I highly recommend this to anyone, here or abroad.
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Postby The Mid East Federation » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:44 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
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[align=][From: Kentigern McCoy, CEO of Danske Kungens Konditori
To: CEO of Jerusalem Cafe

Hello! Seeing as we have locations in your nation, and are very similar in design, I propose that we partner. The application for such a partnership is below, and I hope you find it worthy of acceptation.
Sincerely,
Kentigern McCoy, CEO of Danske Kungens Konditori
[/align]

Jerusalem Café Partnership Application
Nation Centered In: The Danish Confederacy
Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=344074
Industry: Restaurant
Banner to be placed here: Does this mean the logo?


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Hello!

We would love to partner with Danske Kungens Konditori, our two countries are on the best of relations and this would be extremely beneficial. We approve.

Tak! hon hon hon mid east best east

Eva Hrabe
Senior Executive on Partnerships
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4645
E: Eva.Hrabe@JerusalemCafe.com
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I am a Centre-Right Globalist
Economic Left/Right: 3.18 - Capitalism w/ Protectionism
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.86 - Strict Justice System but with Civil Rights

PRO: Israel, Bavaria, Zionism, Kurdish Independence, EU, Atlanticism, Ukraine in the EU, Globalism, CDU/CSU, LGBT, Humanistic Judaism, Angela Merkel, David Cameron, and Margaret Thatcher
ANTI: Palestine, Iran, Arab League, Isolationists, Militarists, Communists, Fascists, Extreme Islam, and Turkey in the EU

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Postby The Mid East Federation » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:45 pm

Siberia-Alaska wrote:Jerusalem café Application
Nation Name:The Democratic States of Siberia-Alaska
How many Cafés?: 60
How many Cafés?: 35 Traditionals 25 TSP
What Cities in your country? Anchorage, Fairbanks, Irkusk, King Salmon and, Bethel.
Expected Customers Per day: 120 (at least) 1500 (At most)
City federal Taxes: only Bethel has a city tax of 8% and We have a Nation wide tax of 10%
Why should we build in your Country? What do you offer? well you'd be a monopoly up here, and a Place to grow Coffee in our rich soil in alaska and siberia, Alaska is a major Tourist attraction so a boom in cash there and Alaskans and Siburs need an occasional coffee to warm them up during winter. You can talk to the Tour Boats about getting cafés on the tour boats (as the tours take 2-3 weeks)


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The Jerusalem Café - Corporate


Hello!

We are very honored to be able to come to your nation, we accept your application and will start the construction of the 60 cafes in the 5 cities listed. We welcome your pro-business policies that make a better life for the cafe and the people that visit it!

450-475 of your citizens will also now have employment under the Jerusalem Cafe! We take pride in our employees and strive for the best, and the includes us striving for them! We have comprehensive and vast benefits and pay for our employees and with this we expect a greater experience for all.

Thank You!

Amalia Hefetz
Senior Executive on International Expansion
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4630
E: Amalia.Hefetz@JerusalemCafe.com
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Postby The Mid East Federation » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:51 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:Oh Hey Look.
Electorate King Njáll Steinsson took a vacation to Jerusalem to check out the embassy and stuff.
And the press got him to say something.
During my time in Jerusalem, I wanted to see if the local restaurants compared to the ones back in The Danish Confederacy. They are nearly on par with Danske Kungens Konditori, which is to say, one of the best cafe's in The Danish Confederacy. I highly recommend this to anyone, here or abroad.


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Hello!

Thank you for your super kind words Great Electorate King Njáll Steinsson of all that is Holy! We appreciate that you are a fan! We will upload these kind words to our page!

"And the press got him to say something." - Mein Gott!

Thanks!

Olivia Hurst
Senior Executive on Customer Satisfaction
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4637
E: Olivia.Hurst@JerusalemCafe.com
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Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.86 - Strict Justice System but with Civil Rights

PRO: Israel, Bavaria, Zionism, Kurdish Independence, EU, Atlanticism, Ukraine in the EU, Globalism, CDU/CSU, LGBT, Humanistic Judaism, Angela Merkel, David Cameron, and Margaret Thatcher
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Thu Jul 02, 2015 2:53 pm

Jerusalem Café Application
Nation Name: The Danish Confederacy
Person making request: CEO Kentigern McCoy of Danske Kungens Konditori (City Manager/CEO/Minister of Commerce/Etc)
How many Cafes? 29
What type of Cafes? Both
What Cities in your Country? Copenhagen, Reykjavik, New Delhi, Charlotte Amalie, Oslo
Expected Customers Per Day: 300-12,000 Depending on the city/time of day.
City/Federal Taxes: We ain't gonna tax you.
Why should we build in your country? What do you offer? Well, we are allies. We also have a great environment for business in TDC, and if you don't accept us, you will be sorry to miss out!
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

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And always watching you as you fap to porn.

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Postby The Mid East Federation » Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:16 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:Jerusalem Café Application
Nation Name: The Danish Confederacy
Person making request: CEO Kentigern McCoy of Danske Kungens Konditori (City Manager/CEO/Minister of Commerce/Etc)
How many Cafes? 29
What type of Cafes? Both
What Cities in your Country? Copenhagen, Reykjavik, New Delhi, Charlotte Amalie, Oslo
Expected Customers Per Day: 300-12,000 Depending on the city/time of day.
City/Federal Taxes: We ain't gonna tax you.
Why should we build in your country? What do you offer? Well, we are allies. We also have a great environment for business in TDC, and if you don't accept us, you will be sorry to miss out!

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Hello!

We are very honored to be able to come to your nation, we accept your application and will start the construction of the 30 cafes in the 5 cities listed. We welcome your pro-business policies that make a better life for the cafe and the people that visit it! (Btw, Im making it 30 because you cannot half 29, danish god..)

240-255 of your citizens will also now have employment under the Jerusalem Cafe! We take pride in our employees and strive for the best, and the includes us striving for them! We have comprehensive and vast benefits and pay for our employees and with this we expect a greater experience for all.

Thank You!

Amalia Hefetz
Senior Executive on International Expansion
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4630
E: Amalia.Hefetz@JerusalemCafe.com
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Economic Left/Right: 3.18 - Capitalism w/ Protectionism
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.86 - Strict Justice System but with Civil Rights

PRO: Israel, Bavaria, Zionism, Kurdish Independence, EU, Atlanticism, Ukraine in the EU, Globalism, CDU/CSU, LGBT, Humanistic Judaism, Angela Merkel, David Cameron, and Margaret Thatcher
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Thu Jul 02, 2015 3:17 pm

The Mid East Federation wrote:
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Jerusalem Café Application
Nation Name: The Danish Confederacy
Person making request: CEO Kentigern McCoy of Danske Kungens Konditori (City Manager/CEO/Minister of Commerce/Etc)
How many Cafes? 29
What type of Cafes? Both
What Cities in your Country? Copenhagen, Reykjavik, New Delhi, Charlotte Amalie, Oslo
Expected Customers Per Day: 300-12,000 Depending on the city/time of day.
City/Federal Taxes: We ain't gonna tax you.
Why should we build in your country? What do you offer? Well, we are allies. We also have a great environment for business in TDC, and if you don't accept us, you will be sorry to miss out!

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The Jerusalem Café - Corporate


Hello!

We are very honored to be able to come to your nation, we accept your application and will start the construction of the 30 cafes in the 5 cities listed. We welcome your pro-business policies that make a better life for the cafe and the people that visit it! (Btw, Im making it 30 because you cannot half 29, danish god..)

240-255 of your citizens will also now have employment under the Jerusalem Cafe! We take pride in our employees and strive for the best, and the includes us striving for them! We have comprehensive and vast benefits and pay for our employees and with this we expect a greater experience for all.

Thank You!

Amalia Hefetz
Senior Executive on International Expansion
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4630
E: Amalia.Hefetz@JerusalemCafe.com

Gut.
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.

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Postby The Mid East Federation » Fri Jul 03, 2015 10:37 pm

Proud to announce our new security partners!

Our company/store is now:

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This storefront has been certified to be digitally secure


Senior Executive of Media/Press Announcements
Announcement made via iPhone to JerusalemCafe.com
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Postby New Tuva SSR » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:28 am

Jerusalem Café Partnership Application
Nation Centered In: The People's United States of Tuva SSR
Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=312118
Industry: Restaurant
Banner to be placed here: Image
Lykens wrote:You win at life.

Sankarist, Libertarian Socialist, antifa
Thomas Sankara and Jeremy Corbyn are my inspirations.
Economic Left/Right: -9.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.77
Pro: Democratic Socialism, anarcho-syndicalism, DeLeonism (some parts), direct democracy, universal healthcare, green politics, Die Linke, Palestine, Paris Climate Agreement, decentralized production, Corbynite Labour
Neutral: Social democrats, the EU, Obama (domestic), Marx, communism, Democratic progressives, Bernie, black blocs
Anti: Capitalism, neoliberalism, Trump, the GOP, Blairite Labour, the Conservatives, the DNC, Obama (foreign), Trudeau, Third Way, racial supremacy, bloated government, the "free" market, the police, dictatorship, Marxism-Leninism, the USSR, NATO, Israel

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Postby New Tuva SSR » Sat Jul 04, 2015 2:43 am

Nation Name:The People's United States of Tuva SSR
How many Cafés?: 200
What type of Cafés?: Equal parts Traditional and TSP.
What Cities in your country? Kyzyl,Irkutsk,Vladivostok,Ulaanbaatar,Dalanzadgad,Tomsk,Omsk,Novosibirsk,Krasnoyarsk,Ürümqi,Hotan,Kashgar,Hovd,Darhan,Erdenet.
Expected Customers Per day: 500
City federal Taxes: 12%
Why should we build in your Country? What do you offer? A huge amount of visitors because it partners with the extremely popular Ching's East Asian Foods,as well as coffee in the morning to warm them up in the freezing Siberian,Mongolian,and Xinjiang mornings.
Lykens wrote:You win at life.

Sankarist, Libertarian Socialist, antifa
Thomas Sankara and Jeremy Corbyn are my inspirations.
Economic Left/Right: -9.88
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -8.77
Pro: Democratic Socialism, anarcho-syndicalism, DeLeonism (some parts), direct democracy, universal healthcare, green politics, Die Linke, Palestine, Paris Climate Agreement, decentralized production, Corbynite Labour
Neutral: Social democrats, the EU, Obama (domestic), Marx, communism, Democratic progressives, Bernie, black blocs
Anti: Capitalism, neoliberalism, Trump, the GOP, Blairite Labour, the Conservatives, the DNC, Obama (foreign), Trudeau, Third Way, racial supremacy, bloated government, the "free" market, the police, dictatorship, Marxism-Leninism, the USSR, NATO, Israel

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Postby The Mid East Federation » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:57 pm

The Jerusalem Cafe - Corporate News
We are now a supporter and partner of Literacy International!
We have donated $75 Million so far!

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Postby The Mid East Federation » Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:58 pm

New Tuva SSR wrote:Jerusalem Café Partnership Application
Nation Centered In: The People's United States of Tuva SSR
Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=312118
Industry: Restaurant
Banner to be placed here: (Image)


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Hello!

As seeing we have already had talks over at your place, I finalize and approve of our new partnership.

Thanks!

Eva Hrabe
Senior Executive on Partnerships
T: +6 (003) 536-4015 ext. 4645
E: Eva.Hrabe@JerusalemCafe.com
The Mid East Federation ~ Unity, Society, and Peace
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I am a Centre-Right Globalist
Economic Left/Right: 3.18 - Capitalism w/ Protectionism
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: 2.86 - Strict Justice System but with Civil Rights

PRO: Israel, Bavaria, Zionism, Kurdish Independence, EU, Atlanticism, Ukraine in the EU, Globalism, CDU/CSU, LGBT, Humanistic Judaism, Angela Merkel, David Cameron, and Margaret Thatcher
ANTI: Palestine, Iran, Arab League, Isolationists, Militarists, Communists, Fascists, Extreme Islam, and Turkey in the EU

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Postby SP Rebellion » Sat Jul 04, 2015 10:45 pm

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Addressed To: The Jerusalem Cafe
From: Nofrills Airways, COO Mr. Brian Jefferson
Regarding: Partnership



Greetings! We at Nofrills Airways are constantly looking for more food/beverage partnerships, to beef up the menu provided to customers. Therefore, we are interested in a partnership where in your fine cafe can provide us with your full menu to be sold on the aircraft! Please find the application enclosed in the attachment.

Sincerely,
Mr. Brian Jefferson,
COO, Nofrills


Jerusalem Café Partnership Application
Nation Centered In: The Royal Federal Republic of SP Rebellion (although I prefer to be adressed as Schpenz-Pelms.)
Storefront: viewtopic.php?f=6&t=320959
Industry: Airline.
Banner to be placed here: (http://i.imgur.com/Isad1Xk.png)

And please note that this partnership would mean your cafe supplying us in bulk of every product in your menus to be resold on our planes daily. We will pay accordingly per item delivered. In all our planes, we have advertising space on the overhead lockers. We would be more then happy to give the Jerusalem Cafe an advertisement for free!
|UKBC News| Hunteria drops a nuclear bomb on the UCR | Hunteria surrenders to the Forencian Union following pressure | PM Blackbushe rumored to be in the NKVD Union discussing peace |
DEFCON LEVEL:
0 - Last Resort
1 - Heavy Conflict
2 - Major Conflict
[ 3 - Minor Conflict ]
4 - Troops on Alert
5 - Peacetime
MILITARY CONFLICTS:
Theonese Civil War (SPian Withdrawal)
Hunterian-Gallian Conflict (Treaty)
European Communism Crisis (Situation Diffused)
Algerian Invasion (Ongoing)
Hunterian-UCR Conflict Intervention (Hunterian Surrender, Awaiting Conference)
NKVD/UCR Crisis (Ongoing)

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