Prisoners for Sale!

[Sunkistodia]

Hello, folks! Sunkistodia has recently decided that instead of spending so much on prisons, we shall completely wipe them. We have 3,000,000 prisoners, of all ethnic groups, races, sexes!

You must buy a minimum of 10,000 at a time; this is to prevent excessive shipping costs; which there will be plenty of. We do not care what use they will serve, what country they go to. We must get rid of them, though.

As to the specifics;

1,252,635 women 18+
137,452 women 17-
1,436,363 18+
173,550 17-

They are all in decent shape, due to the prison's servitude claus, that mandates 9 hours of labour per day. Prices are negotiable, and will be paid in full in any currency.

Happy business!

[Sunkistodia]

BUMP

[Sunkistodia]

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[Common Territories]

Do not make a thread and post repeated bumps even before its first hour of existence. It's spamming and really bad taste.

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

We'd like ALL OF THEM.

[Sunkistodia]

How much are you willing to pay for the persons?

[Kyrashia]

Do not make a thread and post repeated bumps even before its first hour of existence. It's spamming and really bad taste.

Couldn't have said it better myself.

[In Gentem Et De Libris Scientiam]

I want all the women

[Angrivantis]

----- BEGIN REQUISITION -----

ITEM						QUANTITY	BID
Female, 18+  	 				100000    	100000000
Female, 17-  	 				100000    	200000000
Male, 18+  	  				 50000    	 25000000
Male, 17-  	  				 50000    	 50000000
TOTAL 		 	   				  	375000000

Notes:
* To be paid in gold
* We will pick up merchandise ourselves

----- END REQUISITION -----

[Excidium Planetis]

ITEM		QUANTITY	BID
Male, 18+ 	 1,000,000    	 NS$ 500,000,000

The Excidium Planetis government is interested in purchasing many male prisoners. We are not entirely sure what portion of the budget this would fall under, but since we plan to force the prisoners to work off their sentences in the military, we'll book in under our considerable defense fund. Transportation will be provided by us at no cost to you.

[GOMPF]

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         ITEM                   QUANTITY          PRICE / BID
          MALE PRISONERS          4                        ?N$

*A stranger in a paper bag appears from the shadows, dressed in a suit and tie that seems not to fit on him*

"We are a poor nation so 4 is enough for us, how much is that again? "

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

How much are you willing to pay for the persons?

9 billion.

[Sunkistodia]

Is anyone willing to go higher than 9 Billion for all persons?

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

Is anyone willing to go higher than 9 Billion for all persons?

11 billion.

[Excidium Planetis]

Is anyone willing to go higher than 9 Billion for all persons?

11 billion.

The Excidium Planetis government is amused that New Anglo-Saxonland has apparently bid against itself. Nevertheless, the Military desperately needs something to spend its 2 trillion Credit budget on, and if labor costs can be saved by buying prisoners who will work for food, the Military will bid.

NS$ 11.5 billion for all the prisoners.

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

11 billion.

The Excidium Planetis government is amused that New Anglo-Saxonland has apparently bid against itself. Nevertheless, the Military desperately needs something to spend its 2 trillion Credit budget on, and if labor costs can be saved by buying prisoners who will work for food, the Military will bid.

NS$ 11.5 billion for all the prisoners.

The Saxon government offers 29 billion.

[Liberty and Alderney]

The Excidium Planetis government is amused that New Anglo-Saxonland has apparently bid against itself. Nevertheless, the Military desperately needs something to spend its 2 trillion Credit budget on, and if labor costs can be saved by buying prisoners who will work for food, the Military will bid.

NS$ 11.5 billion for all the prisoners.

The Saxon government offers 29 billion.

Various private prisons have lobbied the shit out of us gave us generous incentives to purchase these prisoners. We offer 32 billion for them all.

[Imperial New Vegas]

OOC: We should set a limit to how much one could bid, and the amount of money you actually have.

[Liberty and Alderney]

OOC: We should set a limit to how much one could bid, and the amount of money you actually have.

OOC: Yeah, that actually makes sense. Maybe also limit the amount of prisoners that can be bought at once to keep this thread going longer than one purchase.

[MendicantBias]

Is anyone willing to go higher than 9 Billion for all persons?

[Arcturus Novus]

The sale of human life is atrocious. What crimes are these prisoners guilty of?

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

My economy can afford it.
150 billion!

[Excidium Planetis]

The sale of human life is atrocious. What crimes are these prisoners guilty of?

Who knows? We'll ask them when we get them. Murderers and rapists will be sold to gladiator arenas to die glorious deaths, and all the rest will serve 5 years in the military before being released.

My economy can afford it.
150 billion!

Pah! The Excidian Military has a $2 trillion Credit annual budget, equivalent to NS$ 4 trillion. Of that, 3 trillion is booked for maintenance and wage expenses, and the rest is ours to spend. We've only spent 1.4 billion of that on 1 million liters of acid and 4 million slaves, so we have NS$ 998.6 billion to spend.

We bid 160 billion.

[Arcturus Novus]

The sale of human life is atrocious. What crimes are these prisoners guilty of?

Who knows? We'll ask them when we get them. Murderers and rapists will be sold to gladiator arenas to die glorious deaths, and all the rest will serve 5 years in the military before being released.

Well, to each their own. We will not tell you how to run your nation, no matter how morbid we find its actions.

[New Anglo-Saxonland]

300 billion!