CleverBulb™ (OLD STOREFRONT, NEW ONE LINKED IN POST)

[Sensorland]

Build Factory

Nation: Blahbania 
City(ies): Muscovy, Tver, Kharkiv, Ajara, Tabriz, Chernihiv, Smolensk, Minsk, Danzig, Krakow, Volgograd, Astrakhan
Reason: to be a major reason this industry grows
Size: very large
Efficiency (1-10):10

Build Office

Nation: Blahbania 
City(ies): Smolensk, Minsk, Muscovy, Ajara, Krakow
Reason: so the factories can be better run
Size: medium

Accepted, both of them. You have been granted permission to build 11 factories, and 5 offices. We shall send a team of specialists immediately.

-CleverBulb™ Inc.
-Management

[Australian rePublic]

Austrailian Republic said:

Build Office

Nation: Australian Republic
City(ies): Sydney, Melbourne
Reason: Why not? It will help your company expand amd sell many products in our nation
Size:  Any size you desire

Build Factory

Nation: Australian Republic
City(ies): Sydney and Melbourne
Reason: Free Electricity (To anyone, if the factory is not fully automated), Cheap Land (to citizens)
Size: Any size you desire
Efficiency (1-10): 10

Both accepted. You have been granted permission to build two factories and two offices. We shall send a team of specialists immediately!

-CleverBulb™ Inc.
Dr. Drew LeBeau, CEO

Thaank you!!!

[Australian rePublic]

What if there is more than one cleverbulb in a household and you only want to turn a certain number of them on/off, but not all of them?

Turning CleverBulb™ On/Off and most other functions of CleverBulb™ Only apply to the room you are in. CleverBulb™ will also automatically turn off if you are not in a room for 5 minutes or more, as CleverBulb™ has infared sensors to detect where you are.

What if there's more than one in a room???

[Australian rePublic]

Code: Select all

[pre][align=center]Order CleverBulb™[/align]
Nation: Australian Republic
Name: Illumi-Nation Lighting Co.
Number: 30,000
[Strike]Age[/Strike]Description:This is a massive coperation willing to buy and re-sell your product in our shops, nation-wide.
If your product is popular, we shall sign a contract[/pre]

Denied. CleverBulb™ is not for resale.

Understood

[Sensorland]

Turning CleverBulb™ On/Off and most other functions of CleverBulb™ Only apply to the room you are in. CleverBulb™ will also automatically turn off if you are not in a room for 5 minutes or more, as CleverBulb™ has infared sensors to detect where you are.

What if there's more than one in a room???

You're only supposed to have one per room in your house. It controls the on/off of the other lights in the room.

[Sensorland]

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CleverBulb™
Screw it in, Light it up.

[Australian rePublic]

What if there's more than one in a room???

You're only supposed to have one per room in your house. It controls the on/off of the other lights in the room.

You might want to write that in the ad campeigns and in huge writing on the box, so that people don't buy too many

[Sensorland]

You're only supposed to have one per room in your house. It controls the on/off of the other lights in the room.

You might want to write that in the ad campeigns and in huge writing on the box, so that people don't buy too many

Ooc: I'm pretty sure it actually says on the page: "one for every room in your house".

[Australian rePublic]

You might want to write that in the ad campeigns and in huge writing on the box, so that people don't buy too many

Ooc: I'm pretty sure it actually says on the page: "one for every room in your house".

It should say maximum

[Grand Soviet Union]

Build Factory

Nation:The New Czardom of the Grand Soviet Union
City(ies):Moscow, St. Petersburg, Kursk, Minsk
Reason: to help build up a shattered economy and provide new goods and services to the nation.
Size:large factories in all cities
Efficiency (1-10):

10 I suppose

[Sensorland]

Build Factory

Nation:The New Czardom of the Grand Soviet Union
City(ies):Moscow, St. Petersburg, Kursk, Minsk
Reason: to help build up a shattered economy and provide new goods and services to the nation.
Size:large factories in all cities
Efficiency (1-10):

10 I suppose

Accepted. You have been granted permission to build 4 factories. We shall send a team of specialists immediately.

[Australian rePublic]

Just a bit of OT
What is WIP?

[Sensorland]

Just a bit of OT
What is WIP?

WIP means work in progress.during the WIP stage, I'll likely modify the OP alot.

[Nikolia]

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To: CleverBulb tm
From:Zoran Dimitrijevic, CEO of Astra Transport
Subject:Offering the transport contract
Letter no:115733A

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Greetings CleverBulb,

We are new transport and spedition company and we are willing to provide you transport and inport/exporting of your goods. We have refrigerated, humidity control new modern trailers in our fleet of trucks fabricated by Diamond Star Automotive. Our drivers are all friendly, cooperative and fair. If you want ASTRA to transport your goods, please look at our storefront and put application. Our storefront is : www.astra.nk

In awating of acceptance,

CEO of Astra Transport,
Zoran Dimitrijevic

[Australian rePublic]

Just a bit of OT
What is WIP?

WIP means work in progress.during the WIP stage, I'll likely modify the OP alot.

Thanks!!!

[Australian rePublic]

This seems to be getting pretty intelligent. How do we know it won't rise up against us and try to enslave humanity?

[Sensorland]

This seems to be getting pretty intelligent. How do we know it won't rise up against us and try to enslave humanity?

It's not self-aware, nor self-programming, nor self-learning. As clever as CleverBulb™ is, it does not have the ability to do that. You must have watched The Matrix.

[Floribbea]

This seems to be getting pretty intelligent. How do we know it won't rise up against us and try to enslave humanity?

What could a lightbulb possibly do? And for the microchip in CleverBulb that tracks things, how is that future-proof? Don't you have to install it?

[Sensorland]

This seems to be getting pretty intelligent. How do we know it won't rise up against us and try to enslave humanity?

What could a lightbulb possibly do? And for the microchip in CleverBulb that tracks things, how is that future-proof? Don't you have to install it?

It comes pre-installed, sir.

[Floribbea]

What could a lightbulb possibly do? And for the microchip in CleverBulb that tracks things, how is that future-proof? Don't you have to install it?

It comes pre-installed, sir.

How is it already installed when this is a new concept? Does the chip work the calendar and everything else, and gets updated to track objects?

[Sensorland]

It comes pre-installed, sir.

How is it already installed when this is a new concept? Does the chip work the calendar and everything else, and gets updated to track objects?

We had planned this update from the beginning, so the chip was there, without a function, until now.

[Australian rePublic]

How long does it last?

[Australian rePublic]

This seems to be getting pretty intelligent. How do we know it won't rise up against us and try to enslave humanity?

It's not self-aware, nor self-programming, nor self-learning. As clever as CleverBulb™ is, it does not have the ability to do that.

A Friend:

We all need friends, and though CleverBulb™ can’t replace a human friend, CleverBulb™ isn’t just an ordinary light bulb. CleverBulb™ knows some jokes, can talk about various topics, and can lear (n) from you, and even repeat phrases.

(There is also a typo in that)

You must have watched The Matrix.

OOC: Nope, never

[Australian rePublic]

Also, did you consider people who say "Hello Cleverbulb" or "On" as part of regular conversation but doesn't apply to turning on Cleverbulb (the same goes for off)
You should say "Cleverbulb turn on"
Also, you should consider a sensor light option that knows whether it's night or day

[Australian rePublic]

Does it dim? Change colour? Weather reports? What if you flick the switch