Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC

[TheSoggyAss]

Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC is the world's leader in Loose Skin trading and has a $4.6bn value. With Loose Skin transported from around the world, Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC sells the loosest skin from around the world, organically sourced, with occasional donors such as Morgan Freeman.

A wide range of uses can be found with this loose skin, for example:

Reconstruction Surgery, to make those imperfections disappear
It could aid the cloning program in your nation, helping you create the geneticly superior super-soldier
It is also a renewable source of energy- as it can be burnt to create fuel
It can also be used for zip-lining- if that's what makes your economy shine

For 25cm³ of Loose Skin, the price is a low $1500.

Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC is in a business partnership with:
Phoenixwood International

_{Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC is the proud skin supplier to Phoenixwood International}

[United Provinces of Atlantica]

We would like to buy loose skin for making super-soldiers.

[TheSoggyAss]

We would like to buy loose skin for making super-soldiers.

We are delighted to receive your business. How much Loose Skin would you require?

[United Provinces of Atlantica]

We would like to buy loose skin for making super-soldiers.

We are delighted to receive your business. How much Loose Skin would you require?

We would like 30cm3 please. Is that possible?

[TheSoggyAss]

We are delighted to receive your business. How much Loose Skin would you require?

We would like 30cm3 please. Is that possible?

Of course. That will be $1800. Is this acceptable?

[United Provinces of Atlantica]

We would like 30cm3 please. Is that possible?

Of course. That will be $1800. Is this acceptable?

Yes.

[Duntrow]

How economically safe is this Prometheus Loose Skin if burnt for energy?

[TheSoggyAss]

Of course. That will be $1800. Is this acceptable?

Yes.

The Loose skin will be shipped to you once we receive your payment. Thank you.

[TheSoggyAss]

How economically safe is this Prometheus Loose Skin if burnt for energy?

We have a large supply of Loose Skin capable of fuelling a large empire for at least another century. Economic Durability is not going to be a concern.

[Fedriya]

Dear Proprietor(s) of Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC,

In light of the recent zombie outbreak in our country, the Government of Fedriya would like to request 5,000,000cm³ for testing purposes to ensure that this outbreak never hits and cripples our country again.
In addition, we would also like to offer a long-term business proposition with one of the corporations that our nation state-controls: Phoenixwood International™. The corporation specializes in private military and intelligence services and for insurance and promotional purposes, needs the aforementioned loose skin to add to the free healthcare that we offer our employees.
This proposition would be to make Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC the Primary Skin Supplier for our free healthcare program. Advantages of this deal include advertisement of your storefront on our's in the form of a link, recommendations to our other corporations and future discounts on select services that Phoenixwood International™ offers.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,
President Charles Phalsomann DSc DBA,
Head of State.

[TheSoggyAss]

Dear Proprietor(s) of Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC,

In light of the recent zombie outbreak in our country, the Government of Fedriya would like to request 5,000,000cm³ for testing purposes to ensure that this outbreak never hits and cripples our country again.
In addition, we would also like to offer a long-term business proposition with one of the corporations that our nation state-controls: Phoenixwood International™. The corporation specializes in private military and intelligence services and for insurance and promotional purposes, needs the aforementioned loose skin to add to the free healthcare that we offer our employees.
This proposition would be to make Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC the Primary Skin Supplier for our free healthcare program. Advantages of this deal include advertisement of your storefront on our's in the form of a link, recommendations to our other corporations and future discounts on select services that Phoenixwood International™ offers.

We look forward to hearing from you.

Kind Regards,
President Charles Phalsomann DSc DBA,
Head of State.

Dear Dr. Charles Phalsomann,

Thank you for you business.

In regards to your order, 5,000,000cm³ of loose skin has a value of $300,000,000, I trust this is acceptable?
We are also happy to hear about your business proposition between Phoenixwood International and Prometheus Loose Skin Trading PLC. We would be delighted to complete this deal and hopefully have a long, successful and prosperous venture together.

With Regards,
President Axel Xavier,
Head of State.

[Fedriya]

Dear President Xavier,

Your prices are acceptable the money is being wired as we speak. As for our partnership, I will list you as my Primary Skin Supplier on our storefront, trusting that you will do so on your own storefront.

It was a pleasure,
President Charles Phalsomann DSc DBA,
Head of State.

[TheSoggyAss]

Dear President Xavier,

Your prices are acceptable the money is being wired as we speak. As for our partnership, I will list you as my Primary Skin Supplier on our storefront, trusting that you will do so on your own storefront.

It was a pleasure,
President Charles Phalsomann DSc DBA,
Head of State.

Dear President Phalsomann,

We will send the loose skin as soon as possible via shipping, thank you for the business. We will list as you as soon as possible.

The pleasure was all mine,
President Axel Xavier,
Head of State.