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Baftrick
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I've got 8 million slaves for sale!

Postby Baftrick » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:39 pm

Also known as my populace. Buy one, get one free! That's 100 Clarbafs per; standard exchange rates apply. They're loyal, obedient, and willing to do whatever you want! Who's interested?

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Saliu
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Postby Saliu » Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:52 pm

Is there a discount for bulk-ordering?

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The United Soviet Socialist Republic
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:16 pm

ill take 1 million.
and im willing to pay handsomely.
just some questions.
1:are any educated?
2:are they strong enough to serve in the military?
3:are they experienced builders?
if those questions are yes then expect a big sum of cash for them.

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Postby Saliu » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:46 pm

Saliu will buy the remaining slaves, payment will be in Universal Standard Dollars.

The slaves, once in Saliu, will be re-educated and released into society.

The Saliuzien Government is willing to pay up to $1,000,000 (USD) as a deposit, the rest to be payed when they arrive.

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Postby Saliu » Sat Feb 18, 2012 2:59 pm

Clarbafs are what exactly, because your currency is the megabuck?

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Postby Our New World Oceania » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:04 pm

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Postby Rynatia » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:04 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:ill take 1 million.
and im willing to pay handsomely.
just some questions.
1:are any educated?
2:are they strong enough to serve in the military?
3:are they experienced builders?
if those questions are yes then expect a big sum of cash for them.

Yours Truly Vladimir King Emperor Of The Soviet Empire

OOC: None of this makes sense.

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-Gladia- (Ancient)
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Postby -Gladia- (Ancient) » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:04 pm

If 100% of your people are slaves, who's keeping them under control, and who's selling them? Are they selling themselves?

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The Sword
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Postby The Sword » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:06 pm

Oh for gods sakes.

Emperor, are you sure?


TO: Baftrick
FROM: The Sword

Take back your slaves and abolish slavery, this is your first and last warning, failure to comply will result in a declaration of war on your tiny nation, which is now completely empty.

Signed,
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0 - Inner Colonies invaded, Emergency protocol in effect, martial law declared.
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:07 pm

Rynatia wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:ill take 1 million.
and im willing to pay handsomely.
just some questions.
1:are any educated?
2:are they strong enough to serve in the military?
3:are they experienced builders?
if those questions are yes then expect a big sum of cash for them.

Yours Truly Vladimir King Emperor Of The Soviet Empire

OOC: None of this makes sense.

OOC:1:what use will i have for stupid slaves
2:using slaves for soldiers would be a great boost for the military
3:i intend to use them to build monuments so they need to be good builders
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Postby Rynatia » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:09 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Rynatia wrote:OOC: None of this makes sense.

OOC:1:what use will i have for stupid slaves
2:using slaves for soldiers would be a great boost for the military
3:i intend to use them to build monuments so they need to be good builders


OOC: Do you understand the ideals of a soviet socialist state?

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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:10 pm

Rynatia wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:OOC:1:what use will i have for stupid slaves
2:using slaves for soldiers would be a great boost for the military
3:i intend to use them to build monuments so they need to be good builders


OOC: Do you understand the ideals of a soviet socialist state?

OOC:Normaly i just use criminals and terrorists for slaves but since the old union was abolised and an empire was formed it will need some extra hands to help build the new empire.
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Postby Puissancevise » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:12 pm

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Postby Rynatia » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:12 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Rynatia wrote:
OOC: Do you understand the ideals of a soviet socialist state?

OOC:Normaly i just use criminals and terrorists for slaves but since the old union was abolised and an empire was formed it will need some extra hands to help build the new empire.

OOC: Emperors rule empires.
Socialism is the idea that everyone is equal so having slaves defeats the purpose.

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Postby Neo Arcad » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:18 pm

Rynatia wrote:
The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:OOC:Normaly i just use criminals and terrorists for slaves but since the old union was abolised and an empire was formed it will need some extra hands to help build the new empire.

OOC: Emperors rule empires.
Socialism is the idea that everyone is equal so having slaves defeats the purpose.


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Postby Arkiasis » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:20 pm

Arkiasis is willing to purchase all 8 million slaves in order to ensure their fundamental human right of freedom. They will be re-educated and become citizens of Arkiasis and be released into our society. Since Clarbafs are your national animal, we instead are requesting for this transaction to be completed in Megabucks. We are willing to pay 100 million Megabucks upfront and will pay another 700,000,000 Megabucks through the next 5 years.
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Postby High King Faiko » Sat Feb 18, 2012 3:50 pm

GREETINGS AND SALUTATIONS FROM THE MIGHTY AND MOST HOLY EMPIRE OF HIGH KING FAIKO

Greetings, oh mighty emperor, and greetings from the alliance of The Most Holy Empire of High King Faiko and The Most Serene Republic of Linlan. Feel graced by the most munificent presence of such mighty nations, as few have been so fortunate.
FIRST, let it be noted that The Most Holy Empire does recognize the right of an emperor to do as he pleases with the populace, as ordained by Gosh. All those who would dare to infringe upon this Gosh-given right shall henceforth risk the wrath of both High King Faiko and Linlan, as it is as basic violation of the rights of Humans That Matter.
ALSO, Let it be noted that we shall extend our Most Holy Hand of Corrections to Fortunate Land of Baftrick, to point out that Baftrick is, in fact, requesting payment in Clarbafs, which are a type of native wildlife. If, perhaps, Baftrick were to ask instead for MEGABUCKS, then this Most Holy Venture would be more advised.
Praise be to Gosh, and to High King Faiko, from which All Life And Blessings Flow.

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Postby Soviet Klaec » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:30 pm

Rynatia wrote:Socialism is the idea that everyone is equal so having slaves defeats the purpose.


OOC: That everyone is equal UNDER THE LAW AND THE ECONOMY. Breaking the law no longer meant you were equal to law abiding citizens. Prisoners of War were treated as slaves in the Soviet Union as well. Also, there were slaves as well in Stalinism(A variation of Communism, which is one of the two bastard parents of Socialism, the other being capitalism).
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Postby Peach Land » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:32 pm

We'll take 50. Is it ok to use them to test weapons?

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Postby Dorlania » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:35 pm

We would like to purchase 10,000 slaves

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Postby Vigilantes And Knights » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:36 pm

Sell me 1 one slave or 8 million and I shall free them. Give me at least 1 million, more if possible. I do not like slavery, but apparently you're nation is collapsing, therefore, I shall make an acceptance and take good care of your people.

Signed, Lord Ares Leviathan the Just.
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Postby The Gates of Hell » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:42 pm

No!! Do not sell our food to our enemies (Vigilantes And Knights)! Give them to us and we shall...hehehe, show them OUR pleasures. Our demons haven't had a taste of innocent blood in ages! Give them to us! The blood is the life! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Give us 1 million souls!

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Postby Salvarity » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:43 pm

To The Nation of Baftrick
Encryption : Zero
Subject : Slaves




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Union of Equality and Freedom Outpost




The Protectorate of Baftrick has offered to sell their entire population. We shall provide your 800 Million Clarbafs for the Total Eight Million Slaves. If you do not wish to settle this peacefully we shall forcibly take them from you.

Hoping for you to comply




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Postby Salvarity » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:44 pm

The United Soviet Socialist Republic wrote:
Rynatia wrote:
OOC: Do you understand the ideals of a soviet socialist state?

OOC:Normaly i just use criminals and terrorists for slaves but since the old union was abolised and an empire was formed it will need some extra hands to help build the new empire.


OOC: Socialism and Communism is equality for all. Slavery isn't equality. Is your nation Socialist?
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Postby The United Soviet Socialist Republic » Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:45 pm

Salvarity wrote:
To The Nation of Baftrick
Encryption : Zero
Subject : Slaves




(Image)

The High Command of Salvarity
International Diplomatic Center
Union of Equality and Freedom Outpost




The Protectorate of Baftrick has offered to sell their entire population. We shall provide your 800 Million Clarbafs for the Total Eight Million Slaves. If you do not wish to settle this peacefully we shall forcibly take them from you.

Hoping for you to comply




Lance Nagala
Prime Minister of Salvarity

you go against them and you go against the empire! however we are a civilized race and will offer 1billion 200 million clarbafs for all 8 million slaves.
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