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by **Puissancevise** » Sun Sep 18, 2011 4:20 pm

[Telegram]
To: POD
From: Minister of Commerce, United Socialist States of Puissancevise

Alpha Squadron. How many soldiers?

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 7:53 am

by **Fedriya** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:13 pm

Greetings from Phoenixwood International™,

It has not escaped the notice of the Board of Directors that your organization is similiar to a smaller-scale version of their own private military conglomerate and would like to know if you would be interested in selling any percentage of shares to them. They will pay any price as money really is no object. In return for shares in your organization, Phoenixwood International™ will post themselves as their respective position on their thread, thus assisting with advertizing.
Thank you for your time.

Kind Regards,
Dr. Charles Phalsomann,
Head of Public Relations, Promoter and Spokesperson of Phoenixwood International™

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Sun Sep 25, 2011 2:47 pm

by **Fedriya** » Mon Sep 26, 2011 8:47 am

Phoenixwood would like you to confirm the quantity of shares that they control. Is it 5% or is the 5% a bonus? If so, please notify us of the amount of available shares you possess and are willing to sell - along with the prices.
Thank you.

Charles Phalsomann.

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 7:22 am

by **Fedriya** » Sat Oct 01, 2011 11:40 am

Dear General Radar,

Phoenixwood International will post itself on it's thread as a 15% shareholder of your organization once you state what you would like to be referred to on it.
Please correct us if we have made a mistake in this information.
Thank you for your time.

Kind Regards,
Dr. Charles Phalsomann,
Head of Public Relations, Promoter and Spokesperson of Phoenixwood International.

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:26 pm

by **Naurobia** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:30 pm

The Great United Republic States of Naurobia will like to hire all of your mercenaries. Deep in our interior we have discovered a large monster that loves to ~~eat mercenaries~~ terrorize the people in the nearby villages and we need your mercenaries to ~~be tied up and fed to the monster for the entertainment of the local villagers who regard the monster as a pet~~ try to destroy the monster. We are offering 5 billion dollars. If you say no then we will just send our military to kidnap your mercenaries and ~~feed them to the monster~~ force them to destroy the monster and you gain no money. It is your choice. We will also give you 1 million dollars under the table.

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:39 pm

by **Naurobia** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 12:46 pm

The dictatorship POD wrote:Naurobia,

We refuse to let you tie them up to try to feed them to the monster for the entertainment of the local villagers who regard the monster as a pet. If you need them for any other reason please let me know.

By the way if I let you hire them and Alpha Squadron or Bravo Squadron disappear in this case you will be in a lot of trouble (you'll be nuked to oblivion).

Okay fine we will just use them to help patrol the interior. You know just in case the Revolutionary Socialist Front rises up again and tries to take over the region. Don't worry we keep the monster chained up and we will just feed him his usual giant pizzas and hamburgers... for now.

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:00 pm

by **Naurobia** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:09 pm

The dictatorship POD wrote:
Naurobia wrote:
Okay fine we will just use them to help patrol the interior. You know just in case the Revolutionary Socialist Front rises up again and tries to take over the region. Don't worry we keep the monster chained up and we will just feed him his usual giant pizzas and hamburgers... for now.

Very well this sounds like Echo Battalions type of job. Or would you prefer Bravo Squadron?

Could we hire both? We will pay you double and we need them since the RSF did a lot of damage and killed thousands of both soldiers and civilians in the interior. Also recent intelligence shows that there has been a lot of black market weapons dealing in the interior that we think could be connected to the RSF resurfacing. There have already been reports made by farmers of them seeing RSF super commandos doing training exercises so people are scared.

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:15 pm

by **Naurobia** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:45 pm

The dictatorship POD wrote:Yes you may but you don't need to pay double.

If you pay double the price is 300,000 NSD

If you pay regular the price is 150,000 NSD
per week

Okay we will pay the standard rate.

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 1:57 pm

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:05 pm

by **Belvadaire** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:06 pm

A small micro Mercenary, will do the Job, would'nt be seen from a far distance. and will prevail, over any army, that's armored or not, because insects can sqeeze into very small places.

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:09 pm

by **Acerbic** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:16 pm

May we inquire as to what caliber weaponry your forces use?

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:25 pm

by **The Dictatorship POD** » Mon Oct 03, 2011 2:36 pm

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