Spartan Philidelphia Almost Anything Corporation [OLD]

[Tunizcha]

I'd like a pencil.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I'd like a pencil.

Sold a PENCIL!

Its made out of a recently extinct tree. It will never snap into two. The tree was an artificial species with only one of its kind, so that makes it okay, right?

[New Bloemfontein]

Hi SPAAC,

I am a small nation with great need of internet access for my citizens. Are you able to provide fibre optic broadband for say 600,000 homes?
BTW sorry if this all sounds stupid i'm new to the forums.

Respectfully, New Bloemfontein

[New Bloemfontein]

Ok how about forget my first request. What things can I get from you, how much do they cost and how do I pay. Does it actually affect my nation's economy etc.?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Ok how about forget my first request. What things can I get from you,

Read the OP (Original Post)

how much do they cost and how do I pay.

You pay by sending the money. Eg. Money wired

Does it actually affect my nation's economy etc.?

No


You're better off asking other people

[Appalachian Sanctuary]

Appalachian Sanctuary would like to purchase 5,000 Batman cowls ( Adam *est 1960's style) and apopcorn machine that is run on recycled human gas ( i.e. farts )

[Wutaco]

We would like to buy 3 medium quality insults.

[Nuluht]

I'd like one coke, a small town in Wyoming, the Vatican, and oh... uh, I dunno, Canada?

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Appalachian Sanctuary would like to purchase 5,000 Batman cowls ( Adam *est 1960's style) and apopcorn machine that is run on recycled human gas ( i.e. farts )

Sold 5,025 Batman cowls

We had to make 25 additional cowls because some crazy hooligans from the special interests groups put pink dye on the last batch of twenty-five.

Sold a Popcorn Machine and a Large Gas Tank

It took a long time to fill up the gas tank, it should keep the thing working for a maximum of a year (without refillings).

We would like to buy 3 medium quality insults.

Sold 3 Medium Quality Insults

Here is one of them: "I feel sorry for you"
At first glance, it make look like a message of pity, but if you think about it, it is a somewhat clever insult.

I'd like one coke, a small town in Wyoming, the Vatican, and oh... uh, I dunno, Canada?

Sold a 12 oz. can of SP-brand Cola, an alternative Vatican for some Christain Cult, and the Northwest Territories.

We can't sell you a town in Wyoming, obviously, but have a nice time with the rest of the stuff. The Christain Cult's Vatican was particularly easy to get since they all were dead by the time we came in. Possibly some mass-suicide.

[Brewdomia]

We would like 4 random, but funny, jokes.

[Abanhfleft]

I'd like a statue of Lenin and Stalin.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

We would like 4 random, but funny, jokes.

Sold 4 Random, but funny jokes

I'd like a statue of Lenin and Stalin.

They're on a rock for some reason. If you don't mind, the statues have an outer layer of gold and an inner layer of bronze.

[Zirilrath]

I'd like one goddamn Batman, please.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I'd like one goddamn Batman, please.

That's funny, a person asked for the exact same thing in the old thread

Sold the Goddamn Batman

As a free gift, he will come to your country in the only, goddamn batmobile.(Goddamn Batcave not included)

[Zirilrath]

Thank you, the payment has been wired. But in the interest of having the complete package, so to speak, we'd like to buy the Goddamn Batcave as well.

[LOVE DOG]

One Giant Beer of DOOM! And his friend, the Crazed Beaver of DOOM!

[Spartan Philidelphia]

Thank you, the payment has been wired. But in the interest of having the complete package, so to speak, we'd like to buy the Goddamn Batcave as well.

Sold the Goddamn Batcave

Entered by a seemingly obvious road going to nowhere but a vague mountain near one of your largest cities. It comes with three other entrances in a large house on top of the vague mountain. We've also taken the liberty of getting a butler although he knows nothing about the vigilante.

One Giant Beer of DOOM! And his friend, the Crazed Beaver of DOOM!

Sold One Giant (Glass Bottle of) Beer of DOOM!

Enough acoholic beverage to fill three and a half olympic sized swimming pools. Don't drink it though, even a small amount will give you a Giant Hangover of DOOM!

Sold the Crazed Beaver of DOOM!

It builds dams. It may spontaneously come up to a nearby observer such a human and devour him/her with his Jaws of DOOM! You could always try making him into a fur coat, but then it will become a Fur Coat of DOOM! (We don't know what it will do.)

[Seperates]

We would like 400 flashlights and 10 mining drills and if it wouldn't be a hassle, 1000 slaves, i mean WORKERS with shovels and pickaxes.

[LOVE DOG]

Sold One Giant (Glass Bottle of) Beer of DOOM!

Enough acoholic beverage to fill three and a half olympic sized swimming pools. Don't drink it though, even a small amount will give you a Giant Hangover of DOOM!

Sold the Crazed Beaver of DOOM!

It builds dams. It may spontaneously come up to a nearby observer such a human and devour him/her with his Jaws of DOOM! You could always try making him into a fur coat, but then it will become a Fur Coat of DOOM! (We don't know what it will do.)

That’s why we'll give it the Giant Beer of DOOM! A drunk Crazed Beaver of DOOM! can eat our enemies. Anyways, the money is wired!

[Youngia]

I would like to purchase:
Thirteen Blackhawk Helipcopters
98,000 Abraham Tanks
450,000 Troops for Use
500,000 Packages of Sprartan Rice
560,000 Fighting Planes
I will pay $500,000,000 for these, for Youngia has plently of cash to spend.

[Spartan Philidelphia]

We would like 400 flashlights and 10 mining drills and if it wouldn't be a hassle, 1000 slaves, i mean WORKERS with shovels and pickaxes.

Sold 400 flashlights and 10 mining drills

Nothing too special... don't press the teal button on Mining Drill 8.

Did not Sell 1000 Workers

The W.

That’s why we'll give it the Giant Beer of DOOM! A drunk Crazed Beaver of DOOM! can eat our enemies. Anyways, the money is wired!

Oh No! People are remembering to wire the [vague] amount of money! How shall I score a profit now?

I would like to purchase:
Thirteen Blackhawk Helipcopters
98,000 Abraham Tanks
450,000 Troops for Use
500,000 Packages of Sprartan Rice
560,000 Fighting Planes
I will pay $500,000,000 for these, for Youngia has plently of cash to spend.

Not enough money

You should know how rare Sprartan Rice is. Its almost as if they don't exist, and then there are those other things like the Blackhawk helicopters.

[Youngia]

I will pay you. I will give a billion dollars, Spartan Philidelphia. You think I am a WEAK OLD MAN, A PEST. I HAVE THE MONEY. EVERYBODY TREATS ME THE SAME WAY YOU DID. EVERYTHING IS AGAINST ME!

[Spartan Philidelphia]

I will pay you. I will give a billion dollars, Spartan Philidelphia. You think I am a WEAK OLD MAN, A PEST. I HAVE THE MONEY. EVERYBODY TREATS ME THE SAME WAY YOU DID. EVERYTHING IS AGAINST ME!

Direct Message from the CEO, Luigi Mario

No... I just didn't think $500,000,000 was enough money. Yelling makes me a sad companion cube. I'm just going to let everyone take the rest of the day off while I sob. You'll get your stuff tomorrow.

[Brewdomia]

I will pay you. I will give a billion dollars, Spartan Philidelphia. You think I am a WEAK OLD MAN, A PEST. I HAVE THE MONEY. EVERYBODY TREATS ME THE SAME WAY YOU DID. EVERYTHING IS AGAINST ME!

For, good reason too.

[McPsychoville]

I will pay you. I will give a billion dollars, Spartan Philidelphia. You think I am a WEAK OLD MAN, A PEST. I HAVE THE MONEY. EVERYBODY TREATS ME THE SAME WAY YOU DID. EVERYTHING IS AGAINST ME!

Protip: Spending almost four times your nation's GDP = bad idea
Protip the second: Continuing to act like an ass = worse idea