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by **Quaoartian Empire** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 8:28 pm

Name of Buyer: Emperor Bowers
Nation of Buyer: Quaoartian Empire
Product(s) Wanted: golden zing beer
Amount of Each Product Wanted:1 million barrels
Reason for Purchase: members, allies, and friends of the imperial court
Would you be Interested in Receiving Further Information on the Company?: yes
Any Information you Would Like to Know?: why you don't provide moonshine

by **Dilange** » Wed Nov 02, 2011 9:54 pm

Name of Buyer (Company and Purchaser as applicable): Angelo de Marcos, Head of Mixology Training at Belagossi Vineyards Institute
Nation of Buyer (Company and Purchaser as applicable): DIlange
Product(s) Wanted: All

Amount of Each Product Wanted: 50,000 of each

Reason for Purchase: We are trying to bring a new wave of mixology into DIlange. We believe that with your drinks, it may just be possible.

Would you be Interested in Receiving Further Information on the Company?: Yes

by **Albertasby** » Sat Nov 05, 2011 5:53 am

To Emperor Bowers, Quaoartian Empire,
We thank you for your offer and are honoured to have you wishing to place an order and we are currently working upon your order. The desired beverages shall be delivered once the payment of $100, 000, 000 (one billion dollars) is received and shall be shipped in a swift, safe and secure way. We hope you enjoy the drinks and thank you for ordering with CorkScrew. We look forward to hearing your opinions.

Yours sincerely,
Phillipe and Astrid Le Vin

To Angelo de Marcos, Head of Mixology Training at Belagossi Vineyards Institute, Dilange,

We thank you for your offer and are honoured to have you wishing to place an order and we are currently working upon your order. We will, however, have to send you this in several shippings; 25,000 units a time. The desired beverages shall be delivered once the payment of $22, 400, 000 (twenty two million and four hundred thousand dollars) is received and shall be shipped in a swift, safe and secure way. We hope you enjoy the drinks and thank you for ordering with CorkScrew. We look forward to hearing your opinions.

Yours sincerely,
Phillipe and Astrid Le Vin

by **Astrolinium** » Sun Mar 11, 2012 12:20 pm

Official Communiqué of the

Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium
Office of the King

To: CorkScrew
Attn: Phillipe and Astrid Le Vin
Fr: The Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium (amaldivis3@astrolinium.co.cc)
Encryption: Open

Greetings!

As you may or may not be aware, Thursday marks the beginning of the Liberalia Festival here in Astrolinium. Descended from an Ancient Roman festival of the same name, this three day holiday celebrates the transition of young people into maturity with feasting and drinking. As the festival was chiefly associated with the Roman God of Wine, it is customary that the festival include the consumption of rather a lot of wine, hangovers be damned. Traditionally, of course, we have been forced to look towards other nations to supply the large amount of food and drink to be consumed, as we are not a particularly large nation. To that end, this year (after much deliberation) we in Astrolinium have agreed to look towards you and your corporation to provide the mass amounts of wine we will require. Attached is the order form.

Yours,

His Majesty King Astorias Maldivis III
Lord and Emperor of Astrolinium
Chief Justice of The South
Vice Magister of The South
1A Via Regalia, Town of Astrolinium, The Sublime Island Kingdom of Astrolinium
tele: (4231) 543-667 web: http://officiumregis.astrolinium.gov

by **The Royal Kingdom of Quebec** » Wed Mar 14, 2012 11:09 am

Dear Mr. and Mrs. Le Vin of The Cockscrew Corporation

The St. John's Celtics of the Quebec hockey League would like to purchase the alcohol beverages in order to support many alcoholic players in the franchise. The usage of Alcohol are very significant to our on-ice successes.
I hope you'll accept our order.
Sincerely
Celadon Farrer
The President of the St.John's Celtics, QHL.
Name of Buyer (Company and Purchaser as applicable): St.John's Celtics
Nation of Buyer (Company and Purchaser as applicable): The Royal Kingdom of Quebec
Product(s) Wanted: Diamond Vodka, The Ghoul of Beers and Vin Rouge D'Albertasby.
Amount of Each Product Wanted: 172 barrels, 350 bottles and 950 bottles.
Reason for Purchase: The St. John's Celtics is the most successful QHL franchise in last 5 years, winning League and Playoff championships for last 4 in a row. But it's well known for its heavy drinking culture and many alcoholic players.
This is the list of the most alcoholic players:
Cadance Edwards-Molsson: Huge fan of Vin Rouge Albertasby. Drink a bottle before playing a match.
Gerard Tremblay: Huge fan of Vin Rouge D'Albertasby, consume 4 cups per day.
Logan Guthrie: Very heavy and dangerous drinker. He drinks 2 barrels before starting a game. Since he's the one of the team's most valued players and the league's most valued enforcer, we have no choice but let Logan do that.
Ronan O'Rourke: Heavy drinker. Drink 5 bottles before and another 7 after a match.
Other team members are also huge fans of your alcoholic beverages.
Would you be Interested in Receiving Further Information on the Company?: Yes. due to our successes for now and future seasons, we will be needing a lot more in future seasons.
Any Information you Would Like to Know?: No.

by **Western Visayas and Palawan** » Fri Mar 16, 2012 7:39 pm

Name of Buyer (Company and Purchaser as applicable): Horatio Wong
Nation of Buyer (Company and Purchaser as applicable): Western Visayas and Palawan
Product(s) Wanted: Vin rouge de Albertasby
Amount of Each Product Wanted: 5 barrels (USD 1000 total)
Reason for Purchase: Personal wine cellar
Would you be Interested in Receiving Further Information on the Company?: Yes
Any Information you Would Like to Know?: None at the moment.

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