OOC: If your nation has a problem with this, take it to International Incidents. Mind the grammar. Just playing a character.
Howdy, I'm Bobby Bass! Pleased t'meet yo'.
As yo' all may o' may not know, ah run th' mega co'po'ashun known as "Bobby Bass Enterprises". We specialize in keepin' th' peace wifin war-to'n countries an' in juneral, offerin' our military services t'enny country thet is willin' t'pay. Towel-haids not included. But now, I've decided t'expan' mah services an' put felony criminals on sale as slaves, t'put it bluntly. I'm an honess man, an' ah doesn't believe in lyin' o' sugar-coatin' thin's t'make it seem nicer than it really is.
Races of th' prisoners differ. Some is black, some is white, an' some is hispanic. Hell, thar's even a few Asians hyar an' thar. But eff'n yer gonna buy them, knows thet these varmints is felons. Real dangerous crowd. These criminals is a-gonna be put up fo' auckshun wifin their respeckive prisons, so yer gonna hafta fly down hyar t'th' South eff yer lookin' t'purchase one. Thet, o' do it by video. Because this is sech a new thin', we only haf three prisons puttin' their inmates on sale. But ah assure yo' this is fo' th' time bein'.
Those prisons are as follers.
Red Onion State Prison
Fluvanna Correctional Center for Women
Wallens Ridge State Prison
Eff'n yer hankerin' details o' seek t'knows mo'e about th' prices, jest send me a tellygram. Happy travelin'!