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Of The Arch ilands
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Postby Of The Arch ilands » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:11 am

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What, were you in a coma for two weeks or something?


Almost ^^ I had drill, and those inconsiderate bastards won't let me drink on duty. So I had two dry weeks o_O


i know how you feel drills a bitch! and well not drinking for more than a week you poor poor man!
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Xiscapia wrote:In Soviet Archland, OH SHIT FRANK IS BEHIND YOU!

18:47 Urarailgun In heaven the cooks are Archian, the engineers are Urarailian, the lovers are Delemontian, and the police are Britannian. In hell the cooks are Britannian, the engineers are Delemontian, the lovers are Archian, and the police are Urarailian
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Postby Xiscapia » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:38 am

Setulan wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:
What, were you in a coma for two weeks or something?


Almost ^^ I had drill, and those inconsiderate bastards won't let me drink on duty. So I had two dry weeks o_O


Man, first no sex, then no drinking. I don't know how you stand it. :hug:
Xis quote of the week: Altaria Almighty: how are you not just a race of sexual predators? Like who needs power armour and gauss rifles when you have leather and whips. –Karaig
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Postby Esternial » Sun Feb 20, 2011 5:41 am

Xiscapia wrote:
Setulan wrote:
Almost ^^ I had drill, and those inconsiderate bastards won't let me drink on duty. So I had two dry weeks o_O


Man, first no sex, then no drinking. I don't know how you stand it. :hug:

Oh, it though "drill" meant something else.

Nevermind.
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Postby Setulan » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:03 am

Xiscapia wrote:
Setulan wrote:
Almost ^^ I had drill, and those inconsiderate bastards won't let me drink on duty. So I had two dry weeks o_O


Man, first no sex, then no drinking. I don't know how you stand it. :hug:


Simple, my friend. I retreat into myself when I can't screw or drink...and then the moment I can, I go fucking insane =D
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Postby Esternial » Sun Feb 20, 2011 8:12 am

Setulan wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:
Man, first no sex, then no drinking. I don't know how you stand it. :hug:


Simple, my friend. I retreat into myself when I can't screw or drink...and then the moment I can, I go fucking insane =D

And then you wake up the next day, in a warehouse, without any clothes
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Postby Xiscapia » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:36 am

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Simple, my friend. I retreat into myself when I can't screw or drink...and then the moment I can, I go fucking insane =D

And then you wake up the next day, in a warehouse, without any clothes


And a wicked hangover.
Xis quote of the week: Altaria Almighty: how are you not just a race of sexual predators? Like who needs power armour and gauss rifles when you have leather and whips. –Karaig
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Postby Of The Arch ilands » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:47 am

Xiscapia wrote:
Esternial wrote:And then you wake up the next day, in a warehouse, without any clothes


And a wicked hangover.


and Vasaline in places you never thought you could get it!
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Xiscapia wrote:In Soviet Archland, OH SHIT FRANK IS BEHIND YOU!

18:47 Urarailgun In heaven the cooks are Archian, the engineers are Urarailian, the lovers are Delemontian, and the police are Britannian. In hell the cooks are Britannian, the engineers are Delemontian, the lovers are Archian, and the police are Urarailian
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Postby Esternial » Sun Feb 20, 2011 11:51 am

Of The Arch ilands wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:
And a wicked hangover.


and Vasaline in places you never thought you could get it!

That's Vaseline, and...

Eeeeeeeewwwwwwww
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Postby Setulan » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:52 pm

One time I was missing a kidney too, but I found the bastard and took his as compensation.
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Postby FS_America » Sun Feb 20, 2011 12:59 pm

where the hell is that elf! god dammit!
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Postby Xiscapia » Sun Feb 20, 2011 1:03 pm

Setulan wrote:One time I was missing a kidney too, but I found the bastard and took his as compensation.


Did an insane hobo steal your brain, and you stole his back as compensation too? 'Cause that would explain a lot. :p
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Postby Setulan » Sun Feb 20, 2011 3:40 pm

Indeed he did, but I didn't have to find him. He came back and told me that he tried it out, but it was more soaked with alcohol then his :lol:
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Postby North Calaveras » Sun Feb 20, 2011 4:21 pm

By all means nobody post.... >:(
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Postby Of The Arch ilands » Mon Feb 21, 2011 2:39 am

North Calaveras wrote:By all means nobody post.... >:(


We are waiting for the Elf!
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Xiscapia wrote:In Soviet Archland, OH SHIT FRANK IS BEHIND YOU!

18:47 Urarailgun In heaven the cooks are Archian, the engineers are Urarailian, the lovers are Delemontian, and the police are Britannian. In hell the cooks are Britannian, the engineers are Delemontian, the lovers are Archian, and the police are Urarailian
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Postby Aelosia » Tue Feb 22, 2011 2:28 am

Of The Arch ilands wrote:
North Calaveras wrote:By all means nobody post.... >:(


We are waiting for the Elf!


Ew Ew! I will post today, didn't know you were waiting for me!
My ratings in the top 100:
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Postby Xiscapia » Tue Feb 22, 2011 4:25 am

Aelosia wrote:
Of The Arch ilands wrote:
We are waiting for the Elf!


Ew Ew! I will post today, didn't know you were waiting for me!


Glory glory hallelujah!
Xis quote of the week: Altaria Almighty: how are you not just a race of sexual predators? Like who needs power armour and gauss rifles when you have leather and whips. –Karaig
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Postby The knights of kings » Tue Feb 22, 2011 5:14 am

Well atleast you know now.
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Postby Xiscapia » Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:36 am

@Everyone:

The thread is only a few posts away from conclusion, so here's the thing. Right now, you have one of three options with your character:

1) Make a run for the starship. (This will allow your character to participate in the sequel.)

2) For whatever reason, get held up/dragged back/distracted/SHINIES. After the ship leaves I will have Sei's ship with her partner come down and pick your character up, to be transported to wherever you want them to go after this thread. (This is for people who want to keep their character, but don't want to participate in the sequel.)

3) Die spectacularly. No further explanation needed.

As for why stormtroopers, of all people, are rescuing the party, well, that's something to be explained in the sequel. Suffice to say their motives aren't exactly pure...

EDIT: Knights of Kings, Xeno, I plan to TG you sometime today concerning the sequel so please hold off on posting until you get my message.
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Xis quote of the week: Altaria Almighty: how are you not just a race of sexual predators? Like who needs power armour and gauss rifles when you have leather and whips. –Karaig
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R.I.P. Shal - 1/17/10
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Postby Esternial » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:36 am

*runs to starship*
Oh, wait...
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Postby Xiscapia » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:50 am

Esternial wrote:*runs to starship*
Oh, wait...

:p

Your time will come, never fear. Well, actually, fear. Fear a lot...
Xis quote of the week: Altaria Almighty: how are you not just a race of sexual predators? Like who needs power armour and gauss rifles when you have leather and whips. –Karaig
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R.I.P. Shal - 1/17/10
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Postby Esternial » Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:59 am

Xiscapia wrote:
Esternial wrote:*runs to starship*
Oh, wait...

:p

Your time will come, never fear. Well, actually, fear. Fear a lot...

Fear my ass.

Heh, that ^ worked out rather well.
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Postby Xenohumanity » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:13 pm

Xiscapia wrote:1) Make a run for the starship. (This will allow your character to participate in the sequel.)

As for why stormtroopers, of all people, are rescuing the party, well, that's something to be explained in the sequel. Suffice to say their motives aren't exactly pure...

I've always wanted to bull-rush the Great Leader and get away with it...
Expect a post soon.
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Postby Xiscapia » Wed Feb 23, 2011 12:20 pm

Esternial wrote:
Xiscapia wrote: :p

Your time will come, never fear. Well, actually, fear. Fear a lot...

Fear my ass.

Heh, that ^ worked out rather well.


I'll pass on that, thanks. :?

Xenohumanity wrote:
Xiscapia wrote:1) Make a run for the starship. (This will allow your character to participate in the sequel.)

As for why stormtroopers, of all people, are rescuing the party, well, that's something to be explained in the sequel. Suffice to say their motives aren't exactly pure...

I've always wanted to bull-rush the Great Leader and get away with it...
Expect a post soon.


CLONE: For the Great Leader!
NASYRS: *chomp*

Hehe...

RANDOMLULZDUDE1: So what do we name this creation?
RANDOMLULZDUDE2: I dunno. Dragon man?
RANDOMLULZDUDE1: Nah. Serious?
RANDOMLULZDUDE2: Nah serious. Nasrs. Nasyrs. Yes...
RANDOMLULZDUDE1: Tomorrow we create Um-Adbro.
Xis quote of the week: Altaria Almighty: how are you not just a race of sexual predators? Like who needs power armour and gauss rifles when you have leather and whips. –Karaig
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R.I.P. Shal - 1/17/10
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Postby Xenohumanity » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:15 pm

Xiscapia wrote:RANDOMLULZDUDE1: Tomorrow we create Um-Adbro.

XISCAPIA earned PROMOTIONS!!!
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Postby The knights of kings » Wed Feb 23, 2011 1:41 pm

Hurry for spectacular or not so spectacular Death!

But why me? *sniffel* Its ok though Im glad to be apart of this.
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