Herr Kommandant's Private Quarters, Imperial Capitol Building, Province of Eireweite, Muchania, 5:45 AM
Geoffrey lies sound asleep in his bed when his phone rings. He snaps awake and answers the call in a barely audibly hushed tone. "Yes, hello?"
--"Good morning, Herr Kommandant, I hope I did not wake you."
--"Well you did, but nevermind that, wha--"
--"Sir I am sorry but I cannot understand you, you need to speak up."
--"I cannot, I am currently in bed with our 'Lady Muchania'. N--"
--"Oh I see; did you two enjoy yourselves last night?"
--"Yes we did, now what is it that you want?" Geoffrey scratches. The Schulleiterin sighs sleepily and re-positions herself, smacking her lips. Geoffrey covers the speaker of the phone and holds his breath fearfully, missing the beginning of the young man's explanation.
--"......Control, and we just wanted you to know that Wiking Nordland's delegation party is approaching our airspace and will be landing shortly."
--"Oh yes. Thank you very much for reminding me. I will be there as fast as I can." Herr Kommadant places the phone upon the receiver, throws off the covers, takes a step, and falls flat on his face, all in one swift motion. He squeezes his nose along the bridge. "Aaaahhh, aaaaah, ow (a series of expletives)". He hangs half on the bed and half off; his ankle is tethered to one of the bed's corner beams by a heavy steel chain. "Oh God, not now. Please not now..." he mumbles into his hands cupped over his mouth. With a few deep breaths, he prepares himself for whatever may come.
Geoffrey scrambles back onto the bed. He places his hands on the Schulleiterin's shoulder and gently rocks her. "Veronika...Veronika, wake up. Wake up my sweetness, I require your conscious state for a few moments......Veroniiikaaaaa...." Her deep brown eyes rocket open. She grips his face by the jaw and slams his head down into the mattress. She looms inches above his head, gritting her teeth. You know, it is not wise for a slave to wake his Mistress before her alarm goes off. For your sake I hope this is important."
He squirms uncomfortably, managing to slightly relinquish her grip with both his hands. "I apologize, mein Schulleiterin, but I do not have time for these games!" He kicks his foot and rattles the chain in reference to his current imprisonment. "The Foreign Affairs delegation I mentioned yesterday is on it's way, and I must attend to this matter. I demand you free me at once."
She leans in closer, her breath still saturated with alcohol from the previous night. "Oh, excuse me. YOU are going to demand something of ME? I think you're forgetting who really runs the show here." She produces a Bodenkräfte standard issue UMS knife from under her pillow and runs its tip gently around the circumference of Herr Kommandant's face. "Surely you cannot be serious right now! These matters are very important, now release me or--"
--"Or WHAT, mein Kommandant?!"
He lies there, stunned. Minutes pass and the tension thickens to mud's consistency. "Please, mein kind and benevolent Schulleiterin; I beg of you."
Satisfied, her hard face stretches into an eerie smile. "That's better, my love." She forces a very potent kiss upon him and fetches the large key from her nightstand, and removes the heavy steel from Geoffrey's ankle. "Have fun showing our quests around. I will be keeping an eye on you, though."
--"Jawol, mein Schulleiterin." He gathers his uniform, cap, and sidearm and hastens into the bathroom to ready himself.
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Imperial Grand Airport, Province of Eireweite, Muchania, 7:06 AM
Sipping his morning coffee, Geoffrey waits eagerly in the Air Traffic Control Tower, peering out the windows to a particularly warm and breeze-less day; as warm and breeze-less as it can be for the Springs months in Herr Kommandant's sub-arctic residing province.
--"We are to expect good things from these negotiations today. Yes, mein Kommandant"? A young Air Watchmen asks.
Startled, Geoffrey jumps and spills some of his cup onto the floor. "Uhhhh-yes. Yes that is correct."
--"Are you feeling okay, mein Kommandant? You look troubled."
--Yes, I am fine," Geoffrey assures, "I just did not sleep well last night."
--"Oh, I can imagine not." He insinuates.
--"Herr Kommandant, I see them. They are lining up with our runway." Another Air Watchman calls from behind a large stationary periscope.
--"Excellent." Geoffrey sets his cup down and adorns his double-breasted Carmine greatcoat, accented with silver buttons and silver-embroidered epaulets, and makes for the elevator. Upon opening the door, he is greeted by two young F.A.F officers waiting inside.
--"Good morning, Herr Kommandant," says the one on the left, her hair a shade of caramel brown. "The Schulleiterin assigned us to be your personal detail for today's activities." finishes the one on the right, her hair strawberry blonde.
--"Of course she did..." Geoffrey mutters, annoyed, "Thank you, ladies, I very much appreciate it. He pushes the button for the ground floor unenthusiastically.
Geoffrey pulls his cap down over his eyes so that he may observe the approaching jet without being blinded. It takes a total of about twenty minutes for the plane to touchdown, taxi to the designated portion of the strip, and for its inhabitants to dismount, including a surprising number of armed guards, a large party of unknown officials, and Björn Christophersen himself; an obviously tall and chiseled man of Scandinavian descent. Geoffrey approaches him, arm extended; he stands no higher than the tip of the tie of Björn's suit. "Greetings, Foreign Affairs delegation, I warmly and cordially welcome you to the Imperial German Domain of Muchania. It is an indescribable pleasure to make all of your acquaintances."
Björn's hand even dwarf's Herr Geoffrey's by size comparison and nearly breaks it with unintentional force. He cranes his neck down to meet Geoffrey's eyes. "It is a pleasure to make your acquaintance as well, Kommandant der Angriffskraft of Muchania."
From one of the road gates leading into the airport, two horse carriages roll in with very long and luxurious riding compartments, each drawn by a team of seven Zeikterburg pure-bread draft horses. "With the exception of military applications, automobiles are banned from usage here in my nation. I promise, though, that my personal carriages lacks no necessity of a modern limousine." The doors open to a surprisingly regal cabin befitting of the Kommandant's word. "I called for two because unfortunately not all of us officials will not fit comfortably in the same carriage as your trusted guardsmen. I'm sure that you eleven gentleman will have no qualms with riding separately from them?"
They huddle to clamor among themselves briefly in their native tongue and turn to Geoffrey with a unanimous 'ja'.
--"As an act of good faith and courtesy, I shall also disarm myself. Geoffrey swings his coat away from his hip to produce his sidearm: a custom C96 Mauser pistol fitted with fifteen-round detachable box magazines, chambered in 10x23mm Muchanian, and places it in the riding elevated seat with his coachman. "If you will climb aboard to your respective moving vessels, we will be on our way to discuss business."
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Imperial Negotiation Hall, Imperial Capitol Building, Province of Eireweite, Muchania, 8:31 AM
After a hearty breakfast of Muchanian fare, Geoffrey, his F.A.F detail, the entire foreign affairs delegation, and all their guards seat themselves comfortably in the liberal seating arrangements of the negotiation hall. While papers are gathered and organized by Björn and his associates, Geoffrey produces a cigar. Upon ignition, though, it was obvious that what it contained was indeed not tobacco of the traditional sense.
Björn was caught off guard by the sudden, pungent odor and haze that quickly filled their seating area."Uuhhhmm...Herr Geoffrey, I understand you wish to construct trade arrangements as well as a military alliance. What is it that you would like to import from our nation?"
Geoffrey allows smoke to slowly pour from his nostrils, appearing like a dragon; he flicks the ash in a bronze ashtray on the table. "What I wish to import is your people. Since the hard economic times began, the massive influx of tourism in Muchania has plummeted. The only thing I ask of you is that you help bring back that back to my nation, as I take great pride in showcasing my rich culture to the rest of Nazi Europa." Herr Geoffrey takes a long drag, holding it in his lungs for nearly a whole minute.
The entire delegation looks at Geoffrey astounded and bewildered. "Is that all?" Björn inquires.
--"I would like steady imports of Wiking Nordland's native alcohol of the highest proof, and the last matter I wish to discuss is regarding my trade with another nation. In addition to your acquaintance, I would also like to begin trade and military relations with Exilvania. The military pact can be done easily, but because we are so far away, it would be a great strain for me to trade with two far away allies. What I propose is that when your merchant ships and planes come to my nation for goods, you also take with you whatever Exilvania's leader wishes to buy from me, and you would get a cut of what I make from his commerce."
--"I am sorry Herr Geoffrey, but I did not prepare an answer for a question like that. I promise, though, that I will remember your request upon our return home, and I will ask our leader personally."
--"Fair enough. And in return for encouraging your population to visit Muchania, what would you like from me?"
--"Well, after sampling what Muchania has to offer in the culinary arts, we would like to import your raw and prepared foodstuffs, especially frost honey cream. It is absolutely delicious!" Björn exclaims, "I have never had anything similar to it before in my life." The rest of the delegation nods and produces a generally favorable mumble in support. "We also would like for your nation to produce woven jewelry for our nation in the fashion that our Nordic ancestors did."
Geoffrey pulls the cigar away from his mouth. "Nordic woven jewelry?"
Björn slides a picture of several different kinds of woven jewelry across the table to Geoffrey, who studies them intently as he puffs. "Mmm, yes. If you do not mind, I would like to keep this picture for reference."
--"By all means."
--"This seems like it shouldn't be difficult to manufacture. I will inform my Culture Ministry to begin researching your ancient peoples and their fashion."
--"Very well, and then there is the matter of the military alliance; we have a formal document prepared for you, already notarized and signed by our Yngvar Ragnvaldr."
Geoffrey reads the entirety of the document before signing his name on the adjacent line from Herr Ragnvaldr, and slides it back across the table. "Gentlemen, I believe this concludes our business." Several minutes ensue of Geoffrey shaking hands with Björn, his colleagues, and their guards. "Now that that is done, it is time for us to have some fun. 'Muchanian cultural customs', if you will. Follow me, gentlemen."
For the remainder of the afternoon, Geoffrey explains the customs of and religion of Muchania on their way to the province of Undshufdorf, the Eastern-most province. There, Geoffrey provides Björn and his party with Muchanian currency to expound upon, or flush away, at any of the many state-regulated casinos, and converts their winnings to their native coin for them to keep. Then after a Muchanian mid-day feast, he treats them to an evening of desire and indulgence at a state-regulated 'male entertainment facility' that caters exclusively to diplomats. Later that night, Geoffrey and his new international friends dine on a variety of prepared livestock slaughtered in Zeikterburg and fresh vegetables from Fruchtbarland, conversing about their life experiences and sharing hilarious anecdotes.
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Herr Kommandant's Private Quarters, Imperial Capitol Building, Province of Eireweite, Muchania, 10:35 PM
Geoffrey returns from the airport after wishing the Foreign delegation a safe trip home. On his way to his office, an Imperial postboy catches up with him to hand deliver a package with a telegram on top. Geoffrey thanks the boy and continues to his desk and seats himself.
--"Good, I've been waiting for this....Oh my, I offended him again....Huh, okay..." Geoffrey sets the telegram aside and begins manipulating the paper and tabs of the package.
The box opens upside down, and the doll falls into his hands. He studies it precariously, playing with it by it strings on top of his desk.
--"Oh goodness. What strange people these Exilvanians are." He continues to make the doll dance until he had completely prepared his reply in his head. He makes for his personal typewriter and acquires the paper and a fresh ink cartridge.
ZZ Oberst Dietrich Ekerhart Haegler, Dictator of Exilvania,
I sincerely apologize for appearing to trying to win you over with luxuries; I understand that the customs of my nation may seem strange, and will try not to include them with every telegram. First and foremost, I am very interested in entering a military alliance; however, I am also very interested in trade with you. I have just finished commencing friendly relations with the nation of Wiking Nordland, your neighbor to the south. If the distance between us is the only thing prohibiting you, then I suggest utilizing the trade established between Muchania and Wiking Nordland to also have a direct trade link to your nation. I have asked the delegation that has just departed my nation to ask Yngvar Ragnvaldr how he weighs on my proposal. Upon reply to this telegram, please inform me of what you wish the next step in constructing a military pact to be.
Sincerely,
-Geoffrey I, Kommandant der Angriffskraft of Muchania
Geoffrey gives the freshly typed paper to the clerk at the communications desk down the hall, and makes his way outside to one of the several courtyards of the Imperial Capitol Building, where the Kommandant reflects on his decisions. The large falling snow and cold gusts provide solace for him.