Cool, at least he won't have to worry about casualties for a long while in rps since he doesn't number wank.
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by The Imperial Frost Federation » Sat Nov 28, 2015 11:55 am
by Yymea » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:01 pm
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by The Imperial Frost Federation » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:06 pm
by The Hairy Men of God » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:43 pm
ElitesOfDoom wrote:The Hairy Men of God wrote:
Some of the Gas was captured by the battle suited Soldiers and sent back to be examined and then used.
To:the government of Soyuzkaya
From:General Samael
"Shall I nuke Yymea again? Shall I add your land to the nuclear fires? My Lord might have mercy but I am willing to use every last bomb we have to destroy All of Yymea, and all of Soyuzkaya. We are trying to sign a peace treaty but if my men are dying anyways why should I not just kill even more of you scumbags?"
Secret message to Hairy Men of God
To: Hairy Men of God
From:ElitesOfDoom
Yes nuke Yymea again and give us a tiny container of that gas to be used against our enemies.
by Yymea » Sat Nov 28, 2015 12:59 pm
The Hairy Men of God wrote:ElitesOfDoom wrote:
Secret message to Hairy Men of God
To: Hairy Men of God
From:ElitesOfDoom
Yes nuke Yymea again and give us a tiny container of that gas to be used against our enemies.
OOC:I figure since compared to the real world we all have such large nations and our nation's belief systems are built in such a manner it is fine to have such a high number of soldiers, if I could manually set how much of my population I would like to be soldiers I would probably make every single one of them into soldiers. Historically speaking some nations had economies based on military action. But I guess if you all take offense to the numbers I'll tone it down. Besides I figured due to my soldiers being stupid they are easy kills, making their high number count not matter much.
Highly encrypted message to the elitesofdoom
"Now is not the time for me to strike with such Zeal, now is the time to strike with the Hidden blade. I will send you 20 of our most powerful nukes to do with as you please, a small portion of the gas has been sent your way, just enough to examine and recreate. We shall also send one of our slaves who seems to being a giving defective, see if there's anything wrong with the technology within him yes? I also propose a trade, send us one of your spiritualist/Mystics and we shall send one of our priests, we can create a new more powerful Magic by this."
The Negotiator sat patiently waiting for the former Yymean leader to speak, he had his demands and he would not stop until all have done as he commands. His planned oration was sure to change their hearts.
A telegram
To:The Imperial Frost Federation
From:the hairy men of God
"I know your People consider us monsters, I know our enemies all demonize us for our actions. But I know, I really know that I can count on you for this. We want with your Aid to find all stolen idol refugees and peacefully return them to stolen idol.
We've seen your strength and you ours, i believe your people will help.
So how about it, just this once can we agree to help?" - Royal General Samael by the Authority of Ba'al Abramelin Emeth V-Emeth.
The Soldiers marched on, many being killed but they were determined to make it to the dominion held refugees. They would get their kill, no matter how many had to die. Their death count in the millions.
Direct combat with the dominion was imminent.
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by Neo-Socialist Republic of Cobrastan » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:02 pm
Yymea wrote:The Hairy Men of God wrote:
OOC:I figure since compared to the real world we all have such large nations and our nation's belief systems are built in such a manner it is fine to have such a high number of soldiers, if I could manually set how much of my population I would like to be soldiers I would probably make every single one of them into soldiers. Historically speaking some nations had economies based on military action. But I guess if you all take offense to the numbers I'll tone it down. Besides I figured due to my soldiers being stupid they are easy kills, making their high number count not matter much.
Highly encrypted message to the elitesofdoom
"Now is not the time for me to strike with such Zeal, now is the time to strike with the Hidden blade. I will send you 20 of our most powerful nukes to do with as you please, a small portion of the gas has been sent your way, just enough to examine and recreate. We shall also send one of our slaves who seems to being a giving defective, see if there's anything wrong with the technology within him yes? I also propose a trade, send us one of your spiritualist/Mystics and we shall send one of our priests, we can create a new more powerful Magic by this."
The Negotiator sat patiently waiting for the former Yymean leader to speak, he had his demands and he would not stop until all have done as he commands. His planned oration was sure to change their hearts.
A telegram
To:The Imperial Frost Federation
From:the hairy men of God
"I know your People consider us monsters, I know our enemies all demonize us for our actions. But I know, I really know that I can count on you for this. We want with your Aid to find all stolen idol refugees and peacefully return them to stolen idol.
We've seen your strength and you ours, i believe your people will help.
So how about it, just this once can we agree to help?" - Royal General Samael by the Authority of Ba'al Abramelin Emeth V-Emeth.
The Soldiers marched on, many being killed but they were determined to make it to the dominion held refugees. They would get their kill, no matter how many had to die. Their death count in the millions.
Direct combat with the dominion was imminent.
To: Ba'al Abramelin Emeth V-Emeth.
From: Ilbigug Jilkimug
I wish to speak to you, enemy of man. No guards on either side, because if your divinity was true and sacrosanct like you claim, you wouldn't need to be shielded by simple men. The meeting will take place in the ruins of Kikikas. I will be expecting you.
by Yymea » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:04 pm
Neo-Socialist Republic of Cobrastan wrote:Yymea wrote:To: Ba'al Abramelin Emeth V-Emeth.
From: Ilbigug Jilkimug
I wish to speak to you, enemy of man. No guards on either side, because if your divinity was true and sacrosanct like you claim, you wouldn't need to be shielded by simple men. The meeting will take place in the ruins of Kikikas. I will be expecting you.
A giant absorption shield will be deployed near the Yymean capital. Orbital rods are preparing to be fired. A meteor is headed on its way towards Arcadia. Cobrastan droids will soon be transported. It is time.
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by Drakorvanyia » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:04 pm
by Neo-Socialist Republic of Cobrastan » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:05 pm
Yymea wrote:Neo-Socialist Republic of Cobrastan wrote:A giant absorption shield will be deployed near the Yymean capital. Orbital rods are preparing to be fired. A meteor is headed on its way towards Arcadia. Cobrastan droids will soon be transported. It is time.
OOC: Wait, wouldn't the meteor kill everyone?
by Paddy O Fernature » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:09 pm
Yymea wrote:Paddy O Fernature wrote:I'm just flat out ignoring anything and everything from Doom that he has posted so far. You sir, should sit down and read the damn informational guide stickies at the top of the II forum. This isn't a damned Star Wars thread, and learn to post a single reply and not spam the damned thread over and over with one line crap. There is an edit button for a reason, use it!
OOC: Okay, you are oficially CO-OP, because I am a terrible OP, and I don't like ignoring people. And the star wars stuff was pretty silly.
Victores wrote:Maybe we should reboot it after banning some people from the thread and we can have a sane, minimal WMD, mature RP
The Imperial Frost Federation wrote:
Unfortunately true. I also apologize if I have contributed to the madness as I haven't found the balance between character driven rp and a NATION driven rp such as posting a large scale battle in comparison to a 1v1 duel.
My country is also an FT nation with some MT and PMT tech, but I try not to make it too unrealistic or number wank for that matter.
With the exception of the Electronic disruptors, Interdimensional Gate, nano-machines, thermal shields and ABM systems, most of my equipment (i.e. armor, augmentations, combat uniforms, vehicles, etc.) are all PMT.
Still as a fairly new FT nation on Nation States, (I had mentally created this nation in the past before I came onto Nation States) I would like to apologize for any instances of god modding and extreme unrealism at certain points of this rp due to my inexperience with nation rp.
The Hairy Men of God wrote:OOC:I figure since compared to the real world we all have such large nations and our nation's belief systems are built in such a manner it is fine to have such a high number of soldiers, if I could manually set how much of my population I would like to be soldiers I would probably make every single one of them into soldiers. Historically speaking some nations had economies based on military action. But I guess if you all take offense to the numbers I'll tone it down. Besides I figured due to my soldiers being stupid they are easy kills, making their high number count not matter much.
by The Hairy Men of God » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:09 pm
Yymea wrote:The Hairy Men of God wrote:
OOC:I figure since compared to the real world we all have such large nations and our nation's belief systems are built in such a manner it is fine to have such a high number of soldiers, if I could manually set how much of my population I would like to be soldiers I would probably make every single one of them into soldiers. Historically speaking some nations had economies based on military action. But I guess if you all take offense to the numbers I'll tone it down. Besides I figured due to my soldiers being stupid they are easy kills, making their high number count not matter much.
Highly encrypted message to the elitesofdoom
"Now is not the time for me to strike with such Zeal, now is the time to strike with the Hidden blade. I will send you 20 of our most powerful nukes to do with as you please, a small portion of the gas has been sent your way, just enough to examine and recreate. We shall also send one of our slaves who seems to being a giving defective, see if there's anything wrong with the technology within him yes? I also propose a trade, send us one of your spiritualist/Mystics and we shall send one of our priests, we can create a new more powerful Magic by this."
The Negotiator sat patiently waiting for the former Yymean leader to speak, he had his demands and he would not stop until all have done as he commands. His planned oration was sure to change their hearts.
A telegram
To:The Imperial Frost Federation
From:the hairy men of God
"I know your People consider us monsters, I know our enemies all demonize us for our actions. But I know, I really know that I can count on you for this. We want with your Aid to find all stolen idol refugees and peacefully return them to stolen idol.
We've seen your strength and you ours, i believe your people will help.
So how about it, just this once can we agree to help?" - Royal General Samael by the Authority of Ba'al Abramelin Emeth V-Emeth.
The Soldiers marched on, many being killed but they were determined to make it to the dominion held refugees. They would get their kill, no matter how many had to die. Their death count in the millions.
Direct combat with the dominion was imminent.
To: Ba'al Abramelin Emeth V-Emeth.
From: Ilbigug Jilkimug
I wish to speak to you, enemy of man. No guards on either side, because if your divinity was true and sacrosanct like you claim, you wouldn't need to be shielded by simple men. The meeting will take place in the ruins of Kikikas. I will be expecting you.
by Yymea » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:14 pm
Paddy O Fernature wrote:Yymea wrote:OOC: Okay, you are oficially CO-OP, because I am a terrible OP, and I don't like ignoring people. And the star wars stuff was pretty silly.
You are not a bad OP. Inexperienced yes, but that's not really a true fault as everyone was new at some point to the whole RP scene. Use this as a learning experience, and grow from it.
Some helpful advice when hosting future threads:
- Set a tech limit in the thread header. Common techs are Past Tech (PT), Modern Tech (MT), Post Modern Tech (PMT), and Future Tech (FT). This way, if you say want a modern RP, adding the MT header will let players know that this isn't the thread to be bringing in say space ships and space marines. This thread I assumed when joining, was a MT thread based upon the pictures and description posted in the first few pages. Which is why I'm having a hard time agreeing with certain people in this thread who are using clone armies and tie fighters....
- Don't be afraid to lay out rules in the OP as well, for how you would like players to conduct themselves in the thread. It's actually a pretty common things to do really, and here is an example to a war thread I've done in the past for a visual idea of what I mean here.
- Lastly, remember that RP's here on NS are supposed to be about collectively telling a story. You shouldn't be afraid to interact with people both via TG and openly about the ebb and flow of the RP. Remember, it's not all about winning, and the more experienced role players on the site will notice and respect you more if you are fair and take losses gracefully. Once that door opens up, and you have some more experience under your belt, things really do get better.
Also, while I appreciate the offer to be Co-Op, I respectfully must decline at this time. I honestly just don't have the time currently to be Co-oping a thread.Victores wrote:Maybe we should reboot it after banning some people from the thread and we can have a sane, minimal WMD, mature RP
A reboot maybe in order, certainly. And it's never too late to retcon on NS, especially when a thread is quickly going downhill by people who don't seem to grasp or care about what's going on.The Imperial Frost Federation wrote:
Unfortunately true. I also apologize if I have contributed to the madness as I haven't found the balance between character driven rp and a NATION driven rp such as posting a large scale battle in comparison to a 1v1 duel.
My country is also an FT nation with some MT and PMT tech, but I try not to make it too unrealistic or number wank for that matter.
With the exception of the Electronic disruptors, Interdimensional Gate, nano-machines, thermal shields and ABM systems, most of my equipment (i.e. armor, augmentations, combat uniforms, vehicles, etc.) are all PMT.
Still as a fairly new FT nation on Nation States, (I had mentally created this nation in the past before I came onto Nation States) I would like to apologize for any instances of god modding and extreme unrealism at certain points of this rp due to my inexperience with nation rp.
It's all good man. It's a learning experience for sure, and so long as you are willing to listen to advice being given, and am willing to admit mistakes and learn from them, you will go far on this site.The Imperial Frost Federation wrote:
Holy crap, he's got 1.5 trillion troops!? Dang that's a lot.
Let me stop this right here and offer some food for thought to everyone here....
- Counter wanking a wanker won't make the situation better, only worse. All you can realistically do, is offer advice by pointing out why what they are doing is wrong, and ask them to edit/change. If they don't, or refuse to listen to reason, then you ask them to leave the thread and retcon their involvement in the RP. I see this happen all too often on this site over my years here, and it never EVER turns out good in the end.The Hairy Men of God wrote:OOC:I figure since compared to the real world we all have such large nations and our nation's belief systems are built in such a manner it is fine to have such a high number of soldiers, if I could manually set how much of my population I would like to be soldiers I would probably make every single one of them into soldiers. Historically speaking some nations had economies based on military action. But I guess if you all take offense to the numbers I'll tone it down. Besides I figured due to my soldiers being stupid they are easy kills, making their high number count not matter much.
Let me paraphrase the general NS rule of thumb from the stickies here, and offer you some insight...
It is generally accepted, that normal nations can upwards of around 5% of their total population employed in the armed forces. Anything higher then this, and you should start seeing a pretty negative impact on the economy.
As is, the smaller percentage you have in the military, the more funding you have to spend on things, such as training and equipment. Meaning that nations with 1% employed will have soldiers better armed, trained, and generally equipped then people who employ 5%. However, nations can realistically go higher then 5%. Just remember though that if you do, you should be Rp'ing troops that are nothing more then conscripted militia wearing street cloths and armed with whatever low grade surplus weaponry they can find, also known as the North Korean standard.
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by Yymea » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:18 pm
The Hairy Men of God wrote:Yymea wrote:To: Ba'al Abramelin Emeth V-Emeth.
From: Ilbigug Jilkimug
I wish to speak to you, enemy of man. No guards on either side, because if your divinity was true and sacrosanct like you claim, you wouldn't need to be shielded by simple men. The meeting will take place in the ruins of Kikikas. I will be expecting you.
OOC: Ba'al Abramelin Emeth V-Emeth is currently in a secret location doing a long ritual, the goals of the ritual is to commune with past leaders and ultimately to devour the souls of all of the dead. By no measure would he be interrupted.
To:Ilbigug Jilkimug
From:High Priest Marcus Numen
"A God does not follow the demands of a simple man, A God does not prove himself to a simple Man. Cry out for the heavens to strike you with lightning and no such attack shall come.
If you truly wish to speak with the God in Flesh then you must come into our lands, go into our high Temple, perform an initiation ritual and from there blindfolded I personally will bring you to speak with our Lord. Did you think basking in his divine presence would be so easy? That you could interrupt such Divine Providence by your own will alone?"
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by The Hairy Men of God » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:19 pm
Drakorvanyia wrote:OOC: The reason that you can't have everyone be a soldier is because then you have no one to run the rest of society. You don't have farmers to feed your soldiers, manufacturers to give them weapons, and you don't have any store owners or traders to make money so you can buy your supplies from other countries. Usually a nation will only have 1-5% of their population be in the military, otherwise it begins to hurt the economy. Look at China, they have over a billion people in their country, but don't have a military larger than 5 million.
IC:
Ymean Divisionary Border
Drakorvanyian ranks were beginning to swell with new recruits from the Ymean militia, and reinforcements from the fatherland, which had to arrive by sea. That is, so long as Dominion ships allowed them to pass. However, the last head count racked up the number 20,000, more than twice the previous amount of stationed soldiers. However, even with this bolstered number, there was little to no incursion into HMG territory. Treaties had been broken and it seemed as though the cease fire was off.
There was still that very large HMG army, though, which was camped just infront of the Drakorvanyian position. All Commanding Officer Addila could do was strengthen the defenses. More trenches, mines, and machine guns were being put in place. Rumor in the ranks was that 1,500 big guns were on the way, as well as some number or anti-air weapons.
by Yymea » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:22 pm
The Hairy Men of God wrote:Drakorvanyia wrote:OOC: The reason that you can't have everyone be a soldier is because then you have no one to run the rest of society. You don't have farmers to feed your soldiers, manufacturers to give them weapons, and you don't have any store owners or traders to make money so you can buy your supplies from other countries. Usually a nation will only have 1-5% of their population be in the military, otherwise it begins to hurt the economy. Look at China, they have over a billion people in their country, but don't have a military larger than 5 million.
IC:
Ymean Divisionary Border
Drakorvanyian ranks were beginning to swell with new recruits from the Ymean militia, and reinforcements from the fatherland, which had to arrive by sea. That is, so long as Dominion ships allowed them to pass. However, the last head count racked up the number 20,000, more than twice the previous amount of stationed soldiers. However, even with this bolstered number, there was little to no incursion into HMG territory. Treaties had been broken and it seemed as though the cease fire was off.
There was still that very large HMG army, though, which was camped just infront of the Drakorvanyian position. All Commanding Officer Addila could do was strengthen the defenses. More trenches, mines, and machine guns were being put in place. Rumor in the ranks was that 1,500 big guns were on the way, as well as some number or anti-air weapons.
OOC: I thought the ceasefire and treaty was still being made, just that the dominion wasn't a part of it so there was no ceasefire on them.
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by Neo-Socialist Republic of Cobrastan » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:23 pm
by Yymea » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:24 pm
Neo-Socialist Republic of Cobrastan wrote:Goddamit is this thing over already?
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by Drakorvanyia » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:24 pm
The Hairy Men of God wrote:Drakorvanyia wrote:OOC: The reason that you can't have everyone be a soldier is because then you have no one to run the rest of society. You don't have farmers to feed your soldiers, manufacturers to give them weapons, and you don't have any store owners or traders to make money so you can buy your supplies from other countries. Usually a nation will only have 1-5% of their population be in the military, otherwise it begins to hurt the economy. Look at China, they have over a billion people in their country, but don't have a military larger than 5 million.
IC:
Ymean Divisionary Border
Drakorvanyian ranks were beginning to swell with new recruits from the Ymean militia, and reinforcements from the fatherland, which had to arrive by sea. That is, so long as Dominion ships allowed them to pass. However, the last head count racked up the number 20,000, more than twice the previous amount of stationed soldiers. However, even with this bolstered number, there was little to no incursion into HMG territory. Treaties had been broken and it seemed as though the cease fire was off.
There was still that very large HMG army, though, which was camped just infront of the Drakorvanyian position. All Commanding Officer Addila could do was strengthen the defenses. More trenches, mines, and machine guns were being put in place. Rumor in the ranks was that 1,500 big guns were on the way, as well as some number or anti-air weapons.
OOC: I thought the ceasefire and treaty was still being made, just that the dominion wasn't a part of it so there was no ceasefire on them.
by Neo-Socialist Republic of Cobrastan » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:30 pm
Drakorvanyia wrote:The Hairy Men of God wrote:
OOC: I thought the ceasefire and treaty was still being made, just that the dominion wasn't a part of it so there was no ceasefire on them.
OOC: The Drakorvanyian interpretation was that everyone would hold their fire for the moment. They themselves haven't shot a single round since the treaty was broken, mostly because if they did they'd get trampled.
by The Imperial Frost Federation » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:38 pm
To the Hairy Men of God
From the IFF
Subject Stolen Idol Refugees
Encryption low
To whom it may concern
Considering your barbaric actions upon the Yymean people there is little the IFF can do to hide our disdain for your people. We have fought off your men to protect the Yymean refugees and we will continue to do so. If you are to seek our cooperation in finding the survivors of Stolen Idol, we have found more than 1.5 million at this time following our initial find of 40,000 totaling the Yymean survivors to 8.5 million in Western Yymea. If you are to have our cooperation in finding more Stolen Idol refugees we have several conditions.
First of which is calling off your assault on the Dominion. Your assault needlessly endangers the lives of countless Yymeans who must be treated for radiation sickness.
Second, reign in your ally the Elites of Doom. We do not wish for the cease fire to be broken again otherwise we will be forced to respond with force.
Lastly you are not to harass the Yymeans who wish to leave the HMG occupation zone for Drakovarnyian West Yymea, Stolen Idol, the Dominion or any other place of refuge.
Should you accept these conditions the IFF will dispatch our trackers to find Stolen Idol survivors.
Sincerely
Sir Reyvan Kensei
President of the IFF
by Yymea » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:44 pm
Linnuis wrote: There's nothing at all stupid about the all leftists under twenty-fives online football challenge match... against the fascists.
by The Imperial Frost Federation » Sat Nov 28, 2015 1:53 pm
Drakorvanyia wrote:Ymean Divisionary Border
Drakorvanyian ranks were beginning to swell with new recruits from the Ymean militia, and reinforcements from the fatherland, which had to arrive by sea. That is, so long as Dominion ships allowed them to pass. However, the last head count racked up the number 20,000, more than twice the previous amount of stationed soldiers. However, even with this bolstered number, there was little to no incursion into HMG territory. Treaties had been broken and it seemed as though the cease fire was off.
There was still that very large HMG army, though, which was camped just infront of the Drakorvanyian position. All Commanding Officer Addila could do was strengthen the defenses. More trenches, mines, and machine guns were being put in place. Rumor in the ranks was that 1,500 big guns were on the way, as well as some number or anti-air weapons.
by Neo-Socialist Republic of Cobrastan » Sat Nov 28, 2015 3:25 pm
by Paddy O Fernature » Sat Nov 28, 2015 9:27 pm
The Hairy Men of God wrote:The Soldiers marched on, many being killed but they were determined to make it to the dominion held refugees. They would get their kill, no matter how many had to die. Their death count in the millions.
Direct combat with the dominion was imminent.
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