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A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Union Of Autocratic Empires
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Postby Union Of Autocratic Empires » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:18 am

Gigaverse wrote:There are rapists lurking in Azen? :blink:

Female rapists with male sex organs. Messed up, isn't it?
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UoAE is pursuing a new research. They claim that what they're doing is the missing link. A waifu to surpass Metal Sugoi.
Damnit, Nation, I'm a writer, not a military consultant. I write about impossible and cool things, wether they are realist or not.
Long live Azenyanistan! The true heart of Sishai!

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Free Asian Ports
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Postby Free Asian Ports » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:23 am

Union Of Autocratic Empires wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:There are rapists lurking in Azen? :blink:

Female rapists with male sex organs. Messed up, isn't it?

They're not even natural ones, just surgically altered. At least the FAP has real ones in significant quantities...

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Esgonia
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Postby Esgonia » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:25 am

Gigaverse wrote:There are rapists lurking in Azen? :blink:

Yeah. Technically, female rapists, with male reproductive organs....
FAP, want to continue the Airstrikes?
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
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Tune of the Now: What ISIL would hear in hell,

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Postby Free Asian Ports » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:29 am

Esgonia wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:There are rapists lurking in Azen? :blink:

Yeah. Technically, female rapists, with male reproductive organs....
FAP, want to continue the Airstrikes?

Yep. As soon as the first town gets cleared, the battalion is going to move on. Then we'll shift the bombardment area forwards deeper in-country.

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Postby Union Of Autocratic Empires » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:32 am

Esgonia wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:There are rapists lurking in Azen? :blink:

Yeah. Technically, female rapists, with male reproductive organs....
FAP, want to continue the Airstrikes?

You have permission to use exotic things (napalm, white phosphorus, thermobaric weapons) as long as you don't damage cultural treasures.
Go wild on those bastards.
Check out my nation's soundtrack!
Our History
The Unionist Federal Council

UoAE is pursuing a new research. They claim that what they're doing is the missing link. A waifu to surpass Metal Sugoi.
Damnit, Nation, I'm a writer, not a military consultant. I write about impossible and cool things, wether they are realist or not.
Long live Azenyanistan! The true heart of Sishai!

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Postby Free Asian Ports » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:33 am

Union Of Autocratic Empires wrote:
Esgonia wrote:Yeah. Technically, female rapists, with male reproductive organs....
FAP, want to continue the Airstrikes?

You have permission to use exotic things (napalm, white phosphorus, thermobaric weapons) as long as you don't damage cultural treasures.
Go wild on those bastards.

Well I'm already using napalm... maybe I should deploy my armored division...

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Gigaverse
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Postby Gigaverse » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:48 am

Union Of Autocratic Empires wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:There are rapists lurking in Azen? :blink:

Female rapists with male sex organs. Messed up, isn't it?

That's among the least messed-up things I've ever heard in my life. It's actually adorable from my perspective.

I'm a mess after all. >_>
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student in linguistics ???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.
born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)

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Postby Esgonia » Tue Oct 06, 2015 10:54 am

Gigaverse wrote:
Union Of Autocratic Empires wrote:Female rapists with male sex organs. Messed up, isn't it?

That's among the least messed-up things I've ever heard in my life. It's actually adorable from my perspective.

I'm a mess after all. >_>

But hey, at least it's not as bad as this:
viewtopic.php?p=26109274#p26109274
and this:
viewtopic.php?p=26151493#p26151493
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
Pro: Memes
Anti: Not memes, Minecraft youtubers, any ideology that is represented by this color.

Awarded the Order of the Emperor by DEN
Tune of the Now: What ISIL would hear in hell,

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Postby Gigaverse » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:01 am

Esgonia wrote:
Gigaverse wrote:That's among the least messed-up things I've ever heard in my life. It's actually adorable from my perspective.

I'm a mess after all. >_>

But hey, at least it's not as bad as this:
viewtopic.php?p=26109274#p26109274
and this:
viewtopic.php?p=26151493#p26151493

You basically just described what Knights fight against in le Imperial Demesne on a daily basis. :p
Art-person(?). Japan liker. tired-ish.
Student in linguistics ???. On-and-off writer.
MAKE CAKE NOT stupidshiticanmakefunof.
born in, raised in and emigrated from vietbongistan lolol
Operating this polity based on preferences and narrative purposes
clowning incident | clowning incident | bottom text
can produce noises in (in order of grasp) vietbongistani, oldspeak
and bonjourois (learning weebspeak and hitlerian at uni)

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Postby Ratte » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:02 am

Union Of Autocratic Empires wrote:
Esgonia wrote:Yeah. Technically, female rapists, with male reproductive organs....
FAP, want to continue the Airstrikes?

You have permission to use exotic things (napalm, white phosphorus, thermobaric weapons) as long as you don't damage cultural treasures.
Go wild on those bastards.

Thank you will give the green light to my boys and use Napalm when deeper into the nation, for now I will bring Flamethrower teams and Incenidary grenades to pour them out. For now I will do strafing runs from my helicopters on the streets kills Those Bastards and any militia who joins them.

While esgonia is hitting towns I plan on hitting deep into the nation, I plan to have. Few helicopter get shot down.
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Postby Union Of Autocratic Empires » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:08 am

Ratte wrote:
Union Of Autocratic Empires wrote:You have permission to use exotic things (napalm, white phosphorus, thermobaric weapons) as long as you don't damage cultural treasures.
Go wild on those bastards.

Thank you will give the green light to my boys and use Napalm when deeper into the nation, for now I will bring Flamethrower teams and Incenidary grenades to pour them out. For now I will do strafing runs from my helicopters on the streets kills Those Bastards and any militia who joins them.

While esgonia is hitting towns I plan on hitting deep into the nation, I plan to have. Few helicopter get shot down.

Good luck, to each and everyone of you, and happy hunting on the mainland of Azen.
Last edited by Union Of Autocratic Empires on Tue Oct 06, 2015 12:45 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Check out my nation's soundtrack!
Our History
The Unionist Federal Council

UoAE is pursuing a new research. They claim that what they're doing is the missing link. A waifu to surpass Metal Sugoi.
Damnit, Nation, I'm a writer, not a military consultant. I write about impossible and cool things, wether they are realist or not.
Long live Azenyanistan! The true heart of Sishai!

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Esgonia
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Postby Esgonia » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:10 am

Union Of Autocratic Empires wrote:
Ratte wrote:Thank you will give the green light to my boys and use Napalm when deeper into the nation, for now I will bring Flamethrower teams and Incenidary grenades to pour them out. For now I will do strafing runs from my helicopters on the streets kills Those Bastards and any militia who joins them.

While esgonia is hitting towns I plan on hitting deep into the nation, I plan to have. Few helicopter get shot down.

Good look, to each and everyone of you, and happy hunting on the mainland of Azen.

Alright, guys, start the music!
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
Pro: Memes
Anti: Not memes, Minecraft youtubers, any ideology that is represented by this color.

Awarded the Order of the Emperor by DEN
Tune of the Now: What ISIL would hear in hell,

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Postby Free Asian Ports » Tue Oct 06, 2015 11:24 am

Esgonia wrote:
Union Of Autocratic Empires wrote:Good look, to each and everyone of you, and happy hunting on the mainland of Azen.

Alright, guys, start the music!

Official Theme of Operation Vengeful Valkyrie

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Turkiistan
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Postby Turkiistan » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:16 pm

Name of character: Yidel Binyamin
Purposes in Azenyanistan: To secure Palestine from Azyenistan control.
Faction: JNF (Jewish Nationalist Front). The JNF is dedicated to the formation of a renewed Israel, free from the grip of Azyenistan or any others. It is comprised of ex-Mossad, ex-IDF Generals, and a few powerful businessmen who fund the front.
Sex: Male.
Personal appearance or image of character:
https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Flickr_-_Israel_Defense_Forces_-_The_IDF_Honors_Its_Reservists.jpg

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Postby Esgonia » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:38 pm

"Ilya Polinski"
..why does she sound more Esgonian than Portean...
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
Pro: Memes
Anti: Not memes, Minecraft youtubers, any ideology that is represented by this color.

Awarded the Order of the Emperor by DEN
Tune of the Now: What ISIL would hear in hell,

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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:44 pm

Can someone give me a list of recent NPE war crimes? Thanks.

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Postby Empire of Donner land » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:45 pm

Western Pacific Territories wrote:Can someone give me a list of recent NPE war crimes? Thanks.

We don't print paper that large.
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Postby Free Asian Ports » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:46 pm

Esgonia wrote:"Ilya Polinski"
..why does she sound more Esgonian than Portean...

That's because she's half Esgonian. We're neighbors, it's inevitable that we're going to have immigrants from each other.

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Postby Western Pacific Territories » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:46 pm

Empire of Donner land wrote:
Western Pacific Territories wrote:Can someone give me a list of recent NPE war crimes? Thanks.

We don't print paper that large.

Can you print a regular page? I need at least one full page for the condemnation I am about to propose to the Unionist Council.

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Postby Esgonia » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:53 pm

Free Asian Ports wrote:
Esgonia wrote:"Ilya Polinski"
..why does she sound more Esgonian than Portean...

That's because she's half Esgonian. We're neighbors, it's inevitable that we're going to have immigrants from each other.

Oh, so similar to Kotori being half-Portean (because Japanese)
Another generic Westernized/Japanized nation with some Eastern stuff to it. Nothing special.
Also does not use NS Stats (I have written factbooks, dammit!)
North Arkana's beloved imouto

Empire of Donner land wrote:We get it.
You're the grand master edge supreme. :P

Cirilla wrote: Housemaid, a bad one yet baddass

Victoriala wrote:Thank god we aren't neighbors
18 years old, Male, Filipino, Centrist-Right(ish).
Call me Es, Esgo/n, Ainsley Harriot, whatever.
Pro: Memes
Anti: Not memes, Minecraft youtubers, any ideology that is represented by this color.

Awarded the Order of the Emperor by DEN
Tune of the Now: What ISIL would hear in hell,

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Postby Free Asian Ports » Tue Oct 06, 2015 5:59 pm

Esgonia wrote:
Free Asian Ports wrote:That's because she's half Esgonian. We're neighbors, it's inevitable that we're going to have immigrants from each other.

Oh, so similar to Kotori being half-Portean (because Japanese)

Yeppers :lol:

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Postby Ratte » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:08 pm

:c my post is really large, prob will have to continue it tomorrow
The Federal Republic Of Ratte | Current Leader: Wilhelm Rueger|Head Of Government: Chancellor Klaus Hölder
Co-Owner of Grunder Industries
OOC crap and things
Best song -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTPHBVxydnI
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Postby Cirilla » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:09 pm

Ratte wrote::c my post is really large, prob will have to continue it tomorrow

Lemme see...

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Postby Ratte » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:11 pm

Cirilla wrote:
Ratte wrote::c my post is really large, prob will have to continue it tomorrow

Lemme see...

nyet, not halfway done. Will show when like 75% is done
The Federal Republic Of Ratte | Current Leader: Wilhelm Rueger|Head Of Government: Chancellor Klaus Hölder
Co-Owner of Grunder Industries
OOC crap and things
Best song -https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YTPHBVxydnI
German | Historian | Centrist(sorta) | Writier | Aviation Amatuer
<3 wargame: european escalation | Red Dragon

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Postby Cirilla » Tue Oct 06, 2015 6:14 pm

Ratte wrote:
Cirilla wrote:Lemme see...

nyet, not halfway done. Will show when like 75% is done

So, just TG me unfinished product, unless you're a perfectionist.

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