KKŮZDImperial Krïdan Broadcasting Service
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Sároźagya|EnglishGyrjachi Nuclear Arsenal Targeted! Millions Dead!
Article by Frėja-Astrïed Lindaukwist
We are just receiving news that three nuclear explosions have ripped through the city of Skatara, Gyrjach's second city. With much of the city obliterated, it is to be assumed that no less than 2 million, possibly even 3 million people may have died. Brigadier Edwaard Klöjscherhaage, a spokesperson of HIM's Ministry of Military Affairs released the following statement:
"This morning, Gyrjachi time, their cowardly armed enterprise that constitutes their military attempted to transport three nuclear weapons through the city of Skatara, using the population as a human shield in order to deter us from targeting the weapons. This however, was no deterrence for us, as we knew that such weapons would be used on our own people. Therefore, it is with a heavy heart but no reservations, that I announce that Krïdan air assets successfully targeted these weapons and destroyed them. Unfortunately said weapons had been armed and the subsequent explosion also resulted in three separate nuclear detonations across the city, wiping out most of it. Due to the fact that this occurrence was of their own governments doing, we are still going to carry out a retaliatory strike."
Hundreds of thousands of Gyrjachi citizens are fleeing into the countryside and away from the settlements to avoid risk of death, as it is the opinion of our military that we have not yet carried out our full retribution as of yet.
Alfonso Cújonbourg
Good Fucking Grief! Well, I suppose it's better that the nukes killed them than us. Still, bloody hell!
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Hendrichs Boßjoudähl
Good, kill them all! Human scum, that'll teach them to attack us.
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Kaitsirū Morikashé
How cowardly of their 'government', to use their own people as human shields! And stupid too, because now they've lost their nukes and their people.
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Jan Kopięwski
Lies, we did this. Like Gyrjach could ever pull off acquiring nuclear weapons. In fact, I wouldn't be too surprised if we orchestrated this whole travesty to commit genocide on the Gyrjachi people. That freighter could have been stopped of had scrambled the correct assets quickly enough. This is just sick.
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Like thunder, the sound of boots boomed through streets and avenues across the empire, shaking buildings. The barking of drill sergeants cut through the noise, the hum of vehicles accompanying the monotonous sound. Citizens who had not received mobilisation papers stood on the pavement, not quite sure what to make of it, though clapping and cheering nonetheless. Sprigs of oak leaves were pinned onto the left breast pocket of every soldier, and many had green and white confetti sprinkled on their uniform. People came out into the street, offering extra rations such as chocolate or cured meats to the soldiers. All dressed immaculately in urban camouflage combats, complete with body armour, helmet, rucksack and rifles, millions of reservist and regular troops were parading through their local areas, before returning to barracks, ready for deployment. It was the same for the navy, airforce and other military units. Motorways were now filled with military vehicles, lories carrying tanks, or APCs or mobile artillery systems. The skies were full of aircraft, ferrying troops and equipment, along with jets, gunships, bombers and helicopters.
Ösnauwglůjks Palace, Aastejk, Grand Duchy of Könjinslargen
All was abuzz inside the empire's military HQ. Staff officers scurried here and there, telephones rang, people shouting orders over the ever growing cacophony. Staff Marshall Hyūda Kōryiījong breathed out heavily, trying to maintain a clear mind, as it went into overload. Fleets, armies, logistics, strikes all flashed in his mind.
"Staff Marshall!" Exclaimed a minor staff officer, snapping his heels and saluting. "All requested naval assets have been contacted and are ready to converge on Gyrjach."
"Excellent. Inform Admiral in Chief Baron Leopold of Guurheimberg that he is to take command of the naval strike formation. Send him my compliments."
"Yessir!"
Hyūda turned to see an airforce General, flanked by two officers marking targets for the impending bombing run.
"Ah, Staff Marshall. The Gyrjachis are a bit thin on the ground target wise. We've located their only two military bases; an air base and a training camp. We've marked all major factories for bombing, along with several main raids, their government headquarters and their 'navy' which is still docked near Dhaikyr."
"Very good General, but leave their navy alone. I have a plan for that. When our strike force arrives, their navy will sail out to meet ours. Rather than engage it, we are going to use our sheer naval size to make it retreat back to the coast, in eyesight of their people. Then, we sink their pitiful flotilla of tin cans right in front of them."
The General grinned.