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by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:03 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by World Anarchic Union » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:03 pm
Arvenia wrote:London, England, British Empire
General Nelson Mandela and his men arrived to the summit to join the progress.
Leopoldville, Congo
The SADF ghillie snipers were still in the bushes and atop trees. The SADF troops patrolled Leopoldville, while Ju 86 K2 bomber planes would soon arrive to bomb hostile forces.
by Cabana » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:08 pm
come on and slamBezombia wrote:-Reagan was a Pastafarian and had statues of Cthulhu in his bed every night.
-Vladimir Lenin was married to Reagan's wife. Make of that what you will.
by British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:17 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:"What do you mea-" Brødersen promptly throws up from the hang over "Oh god,I almost killed my self,and made a fool of myself at that." he says, remembering the UD summit.
Brødersen gets on the hood saying "What are you going to do to me
by British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:23 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:24 pm
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Well, I'm gonna rape ya of course!", said the policeman who then paused. "No, I'm not doing that! Come on let's take ya to the station!", said the policeman with his cockney accent.
They all got back in the car and drove to the station. Once they all entered the station, they took Brødersen to the interrogation room.
Brødersen sat down at a table across from a mysterious interrorgator.
"So why'd you try to kill the King, the Prime Minister, and the other dignitaries at the UD summit? How'd you bring the gun in? And who are you working for? Stalin?", asked the interrorgator.
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Cabana » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:25 pm
come on and slamBezombia wrote:-Reagan was a Pastafarian and had statues of Cthulhu in his bed every night.
-Vladimir Lenin was married to Reagan's wife. Make of that what you will.
by Cabana » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:30 pm
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Welcome Mobutu! What a pleasure it is to finally meet you. I would like to know what your stances on cannibalism and democracy are?", said King George
come on and slamBezombia wrote:-Reagan was a Pastafarian and had statues of Cthulhu in his bed every night.
-Vladimir Lenin was married to Reagan's wife. Make of that what you will.
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:04 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:09 pm
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To:Comrade Stalin
From: Premier Johan Hjorth of Denmark
Hello,Comrade Stalin. The Kommunistisk Parti Danmark won, and now we would like to join USSR.
As in,Denmark would be a autonomous region owned by the USSR. I hope you approve Comrade Stalin,we worked hard to get here. We even ruined that Tomas Brødersen's reputation.
Best Regards,Johan Hjorth
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Second Modern Rome » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:16 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:34 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Esceen » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:36 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:London,England,January 3rd,1947
Tomas Brødersen Waits Eagerly at the summit for Clement Atlee to arrive and the rest of the group.
Copenhagen,Denmark
A Letter is sent to Sweden(Image)
To:Swedish Prime Minister Erlander
From: Danish Prime Minister Tomas Brødersen
It has come to our attention that you are at war with Norway. We can aide you in this if you cease and desist all contact and affiliation with the United Soviet Socialist Republics.We are awaiting input.
Sincerely,Tomas Brødersen
Madrid,Spain,January 3rd,1947
A Danish Representative waits outside the Spanish Grande Palace.
ENCRYPTION - IVOfficiell Telegram från Konungariket Sverige
To: Prime Minister Johan Hjorth of Denmark
From: Prime Minister Tage Erlander, on the behalf of His Royal Highness Gustav V, King of Sweden and Finland, House of Bernadotte
Dear Prime Minister Hjorth,
We are responding to a letter that your predecessor had sent to us, requesting that we cut all ties with the USSR. Now that the Danish Communist is in power, the Swedish government assumes this request is defunct?
Regards,
Swedish Prime Minister Tage Erlander, on the behalf of His Royal Highness Gustav V, King of Sweden and Finland, House of Bernadotte
by ApplePieistan » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:04 pm
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:29 pm
Esceen wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:London,England,January 3rd,1947
Tomas Brødersen Waits Eagerly at the summit for Clement Atlee to arrive and the rest of the group.
Copenhagen,Denmark
A Letter is sent to Sweden(Image)
To:Swedish Prime Minister Erlander
From: Danish Prime Minister Tomas Brødersen
It has come to our attention that you are at war with Norway. We can aide you in this if you cease and desist all contact and affiliation with the United Soviet Socialist Republics.We are awaiting input.
Sincerely,Tomas Brødersen
Madrid,Spain,January 3rd,1947
A Danish Representative waits outside the Spanish Grande Palace.ENCRYPTION - IVOfficiell Telegram från Konungariket Sverige
To: Prime Minister Johan Hjorth of Denmark
From: Prime Minister Tage Erlander, on the behalf of His Royal Highness Gustav V, King of Sweden and Finland, House of Bernadotte
Dear Prime Minister Hjorth,
We are responding to a letter that your predecessor had sent to us, requesting that we cut all ties with the USSR. Now that the Danish Communist is in power, the Swedish government assumes this request is defunct?
Regards,
Swedish Prime Minister Tage Erlander, on the behalf of His Royal Highness Gustav V, King of Sweden and Finland, House of Bernadotte
To:Tage Erlander
From:Johan Hjorth
Yes,The previous request is now defunct.We prepose an alliance and encourage ties to the USSR.
Best Regards,Johan Hjorth.
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:41 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Well, I'm gonna rape ya of course!", said the policeman who then paused. "No, I'm not doing that! Come on let's take ya to the station!", said the policeman with his cockney accent.
They all got back in the car and drove to the station. Once they all entered the station, they took Brødersen to the interrogation room.
Brødersen sat down at a table across from a mysterious interrorgator.
"So why'd you try to kill the King, the Prime Minister, and the other dignitaries at the UD summit? How'd you bring the gun in? And who are you working for? Stalin?", asked the interrorgator.
"I didn't try to kill anyone but myself.I think some one switched the water in my hotel room with some sort of alcohol." Brødersen says calmly."I had been at the Palace since first light, and i think the gaurd was to tired to search me. I am the Prime Minister of Denmark-"Brødersen paused"Well, soon to be Ex-Prime Minister as the Danish election day is tommorow and i am going to lose to a communist party
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Brødersen then pukes and complains further about how much pain the hangover is causing him to the interrogator.
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:46 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by Second Modern Rome » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:48 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:(The representative's name is Nikolaj Adamsen)
Cheerfully Nikolaj says "Hello,Mr.Franco!"
"I am not going to beat around the bush,I came to propose an alliance,Trade and Military, to Spain." Says Nikolaj forwardly
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:48 pm
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:49 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Brødersen states "I am not telling you anything. Why should I,Go ask everyone there."
Brødersen starts drooping his head and crying.
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:52 pm
Second Modern Rome wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:(The representative's name is Nikolaj Adamsen)
Cheerfully Nikolaj says "Hello,Mr.Franco!"
"I am not going to beat around the bush,I came to propose an alliance,Trade and Military, to Spain." Says Nikolaj forwardly
"Ah, hello there!" says Franco in a happy voice.
"An alliance, you say? I can agree to that! I can give you modern military technology and I highly encourage that you open your markets in Spain, for it would have a very good impact on my economy and yours! Would you like a glass of wine by the way? My deceased ally, Mussolini, gave some great Italian wines to me before Italy was invaded by the allies."
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:54 pm
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:The Danish Confederacy wrote:Brødersen states "I am not telling you anything. Why should I,Go ask everyone there."
Brødersen starts drooping his head and crying.
"Ew! Oh you're crying like a little girl! Like a bitch! You p*ssy! You don't want to tell me anything? Okay, then do you want to get life in prisom and your bullocks electrocuted? Is that what you want, eh?", asked the interrogator as he pulled out a pair of spark plugs.
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:55 pm
Cabana wrote:British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Welcome Mobutu! What a pleasure it is to finally meet you. I would like to know what your stances on cannibalism and democracy are?", said King George
"Good morning your majesty, it is a pleasure to meet you as well. I can assure you that the democratic process in the Congo will go off without a hitch. The cannibal soldiers you talk about were not under my command, they were under the command of Joseph Kasavubu, they had been trekking through the jungles and were delirious from malaria, dehydration and starvation when they got into the battle. My forces and my paramilitary organization are well trained and have not harmed anyone, we have done our best to help the civilian population during the march to Elisabethville but the Katangese committed many war crimes against the people and attempted to destroy Jadotville to deny any use it had to us or the communists."
by The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:58 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Ew! Oh you're crying like a little girl! Like a bitch! You p*ssy! You don't want to tell me anything? Okay, then do you want to get life in prisom and your bullocks electrocuted? Is that what you want, eh?", asked the interrogator as he pulled out a pair of spark plugs.
Brødersen says" Ok,Who cares. You monster. My name is Tomas Brødersen.Kill me."
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER
[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)
Nerd³ wrote:You can't milk a dick/Vaginas don't drink milk.
Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.
by British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:59 pm
The Danish Confederacy wrote:British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Ew! Oh you're crying like a little girl! Like a bitch! You p*ssy! You don't want to tell me anything? Okay, then do you want to get life in prisom and your bullocks electrocuted? Is that what you want, eh?", asked the interrogator as he pulled out a pair of spark plugs.
Brødersen says" Ok,Who cares. You monster. My name is Tomas Brødersen.Kill me."
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