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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:03 pm

"What do you mea-" Brødersen promptly throws up from the hang over "Oh god,I almost killed my self,and made a fool of myself at that." he says, remembering the UD summit.
Brødersen gets on the hood saying "What are you going to do to me
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Postby World Anarchic Union » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:03 pm

Arvenia wrote:London, England, British Empire
General Nelson Mandela and his men arrived to the summit to join the progress.

Leopoldville, Congo
The SADF ghillie snipers were still in the bushes and atop trees. The SADF troops patrolled Leopoldville, while Ju 86 K2 bomber planes would soon arrive to bomb hostile forces.

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Postby Cabana » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:08 pm

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Current events in the Congo
Premier Gizenga and Prime Minister Gbenye accepted Stalin's invitation to meet him in Moscow, Patrice Lumumba is heading back to Leopoldville with Cyrille Adoula to run for re-election. Supporters of Mobutu's MPR, Kasavubu's ABAKO and Lumumba's MNC clash in the streets of Leopoldville. Mobutu leaves Leopoldville to attend the Union of Democracies summit.
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Postby British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:17 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:"What do you mea-" Brødersen promptly throws up from the hang over "Oh god,I almost killed my self,and made a fool of myself at that." he says, remembering the UD summit.
Brødersen gets on the hood saying "What are you going to do to me

"Well, I'm gonna rape ya of course!", said the policeman who then paused. "No, I'm not doing that! Come on let's take ya to the station!", said the policeman with his cockney accent.

They all got back in the car and drove to the station. Once they all entered the station, they took Brødersen to the interrogation room.

Brødersen sat down at a table across from a mysterious interrorgator.

"So why'd you try to kill the King, the Prime Minister, and the other dignitaries at the UD summit? How'd you bring the gun in? And who are you working for? Stalin?", asked the interrorgator.
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Postby British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:23 pm

"Welcome Mobutu! What a pleasuee it is to finally meet you. I would like to know what your stances on cannibalism and democracy are?", said King George
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:24 pm

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Well, I'm gonna rape ya of course!", said the policeman who then paused. "No, I'm not doing that! Come on let's take ya to the station!", said the policeman with his cockney accent.

They all got back in the car and drove to the station. Once they all entered the station, they took Brødersen to the interrogation room.

Brødersen sat down at a table across from a mysterious interrorgator.

"So why'd you try to kill the King, the Prime Minister, and the other dignitaries at the UD summit? How'd you bring the gun in? And who are you working for? Stalin?", asked the interrorgator.

"I didn't try to kill anyone but myself.I think some one switched the water in my hotel room with some sort of alcohol." Brødersen says calmly."I had been at the Palace since first light, and i think the gaurd was to tired to search me. I am the Prime Minister of Denmark-"Brødersen paused"Well, soon to be Ex-Prime Minister as the Danish election day is tommorow and i am going to lose to a communist party
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General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

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Postby Cabana » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:25 pm

London
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Mobutu's DC-3 touches down at Heathrow Airport to join the summit.

Moscow
A Soviet DC-3 (guess what plane I like) carrying Gizenga and Gbenye lands at a Moscow airport to meet Stalin.
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Postby Cabana » Sun Apr 26, 2015 1:30 pm

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Welcome Mobutu! What a pleasure it is to finally meet you. I would like to know what your stances on cannibalism and democracy are?", said King George

"Good morning your majesty, it is a pleasure to meet you as well. I can assure you that the democratic process in the Congo will go off without a hitch. The cannibal soldiers you talk about were not under my command, they were under the command of Joseph Kasavubu, they had been trekking through the jungles and were delirious from malaria, dehydration and starvation when they got into the battle. My forces and my paramilitary organization are well trained and have not harmed anyone, we have done our best to help the civilian population during the march to Elisabethville but the Katangese committed many war crimes against the people and attempted to destroy Jadotville to deny any use it had to us or the communists."
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:04 pm

Brødersen then pukes and complains further about how much pain the hangover is causing him to the interrogator.
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
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Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 2:09 pm

Copenhagen,Denmark
Election results
Kommunistiske Parti Danmark 57% of voters
Kapitalistisk parti af Danmark 23% of voters
Dansk Facist Party 20% of voters
The new leader of Denmark is Johan Hjorth
His first act is to join PSSC and COMECON.
A letter is sent to the USSR
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To:Comrade Stalin
From: Premier Johan Hjorth of Denmark

Hello,Comrade Stalin. The Kommunistisk Parti Danmark won, and now we would like to join USSR.
As in,Denmark would be a autonomous region owned by the USSR. I hope you approve Comrade Stalin,we worked hard to get here. We even ruined that Tomas Brødersen's reputation.
Best Regards,Johan Hjorth
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The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


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Postby Second Modern Rome » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:16 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
Second Modern Rome wrote:The representative is let inside by the guards.

"Finally" Mutters the Representative.
"Where is the leader of Spain? I need to converse with him."the Representative says to the guards.

"Right this way, sir." replies one of the guards. The guards pat down the representative to make sure he doesn't have any weapons or bombs. Then, the representative is escorted to the leader of Spain, Francisco Franco.
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:34 pm

(The representative's name is Nikolaj Adamsen)
Cheerfully Nikolaj says "Hello,Mr.Franco!"
"I am not going to beat around the bush,I came to propose an alliance,Trade and Military, to Spain." Says Nikolaj forwardly
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General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

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Postby Esceen » Sun Apr 26, 2015 3:36 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:London,England,January 3rd,1947
Tomas Brødersen Waits Eagerly at the summit for Clement Atlee to arrive and the rest of the group.

Copenhagen,Denmark
A Letter is sent to Sweden
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To:Swedish Prime Minister Erlander
From: Danish Prime Minister Tomas Brødersen
It has come to our attention that you are at war with Norway. We can aide you in this if you cease and desist all contact and affiliation with the United Soviet Socialist Republics.We are awaiting input.
Sincerely,Tomas Brødersen


Madrid,Spain,January 3rd,1947
A Danish Representative waits outside the Spanish Grande Palace.


ENCRYPTION - IV

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Officiell Telegram från Konungariket Sverige

To: Prime Minister Johan Hjorth of Denmark
From: Prime Minister Tage Erlander, on the behalf of His Royal Highness Gustav V, King of Sweden and Finland, House of Bernadotte

Dear Prime Minister Hjorth,

We are responding to a letter that your predecessor had sent to us, requesting that we cut all ties with the USSR. Now that the Danish Communist is in power, the Swedish government assumes this request is defunct?

Regards,

Swedish Prime Minister Tage Erlander, on the behalf of His Royal Highness Gustav V, King of Sweden and Finland, House of Bernadotte


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Postby ApplePieistan » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:04 pm

Mackenzie King, still puzzled by what happened at the conference, gets up and starts to leave the palace. He says to Atlee "Clement, I'm going to White's. I'll come back here in about a week to sign UD papers and whatever. You want to come along?"

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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:29 pm

Esceen wrote:
The Danish Confederacy wrote:London,England,January 3rd,1947
Tomas Brødersen Waits Eagerly at the summit for Clement Atlee to arrive and the rest of the group.

Copenhagen,Denmark
A Letter is sent to Sweden
(Image)
To:Swedish Prime Minister Erlander
From: Danish Prime Minister Tomas Brødersen
It has come to our attention that you are at war with Norway. We can aide you in this if you cease and desist all contact and affiliation with the United Soviet Socialist Republics.We are awaiting input.
Sincerely,Tomas Brødersen


Madrid,Spain,January 3rd,1947
A Danish Representative waits outside the Spanish Grande Palace.


ENCRYPTION - IV

Image

Officiell Telegram från Konungariket Sverige

To: Prime Minister Johan Hjorth of Denmark
From: Prime Minister Tage Erlander, on the behalf of His Royal Highness Gustav V, King of Sweden and Finland, House of Bernadotte

Dear Prime Minister Hjorth,

We are responding to a letter that your predecessor had sent to us, requesting that we cut all ties with the USSR. Now that the Danish Communist is in power, the Swedish government assumes this request is defunct?

Regards,

Swedish Prime Minister Tage Erlander, on the behalf of His Royal Highness Gustav V, King of Sweden and Finland, House of Bernadotte


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A letter is sent to Sweden
To:Tage Erlander
From:Johan Hjorth
Yes,The previous request is now defunct.We prepose an alliance and encourage ties to the USSR.
Best Regards,Johan Hjorth.
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General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.

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Postby British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:41 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Well, I'm gonna rape ya of course!", said the policeman who then paused. "No, I'm not doing that! Come on let's take ya to the station!", said the policeman with his cockney accent.

They all got back in the car and drove to the station. Once they all entered the station, they took Brødersen to the interrogation room.

Brødersen sat down at a table across from a mysterious interrorgator.

"So why'd you try to kill the King, the Prime Minister, and the other dignitaries at the UD summit? How'd you bring the gun in? And who are you working for? Stalin?", asked the interrorgator.

"I didn't try to kill anyone but myself.I think some one switched the water in my hotel room with some sort of alcohol." Brødersen says calmly."I had been at the Palace since first light, and i think the gaurd was to tired to search me. I am the Prime Minister of Denmark-"Brødersen paused"Well, soon to be Ex-Prime Minister as the Danish election day is tommorow and i am going to lose to a communist party

The Danish Confederacy wrote:Brødersen then pukes and complains further about how much pain the hangover is causing him to the interrogator.

"How many times today am I going to hear the, someome switched my water with alcohol bit! Everyone says that! How could you mistake alcohol for water? So you are the Danish Prime Minister? Good for you, but you don't have to try to kill our king and Prime Minister! I don't believe you for a second! Who do you work for!", yelled the interrogator.
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:46 pm

Brødersen states "I am not telling you anything. Why should I,Go ask everyone there."
Brødersen starts drooping his head and crying.
The Stats of TDC. Legal ages in TDC. What do I stand for? Educate yourself before you call me contradictory
General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.

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Postby Second Modern Rome » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:48 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:(The representative's name is Nikolaj Adamsen)
Cheerfully Nikolaj says "Hello,Mr.Franco!"
"I am not going to beat around the bush,I came to propose an alliance,Trade and Military, to Spain." Says Nikolaj forwardly


"Ah, hello there!" says Franco in a happy voice.

"An alliance, you say? I can agree to that! I can give you modern military technology and I highly encourage that you open your markets in Spain, for it would have a very good impact on my economy and yours! Would you like a glass of wine by the way? My deceased ally, Mussolini, gave some great Italian wines to me before Italy was invaded by the allies."
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:48 pm

"I guess I work for the Danish people, or did." he says.
"Må ikke være insisterende om det."
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General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

Southeastern Xiatao wrote:
Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.

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Postby British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:49 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:Brødersen states "I am not telling you anything. Why should I,Go ask everyone there."
Brødersen starts drooping his head and crying.

"Ew! Oh you're crying like a little girl! Like a bitch! You p*ssy! You don't want to tell me anything? Okay, then do you want to get life in prisom and your bullocks electrocuted? Is that what you want, eh?", asked the interrogator as he pulled out a pair of spark plugs.
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:52 pm

Second Modern Rome wrote:
The Danish Confederacy wrote:(The representative's name is Nikolaj Adamsen)
Cheerfully Nikolaj says "Hello,Mr.Franco!"
"I am not going to beat around the bush,I came to propose an alliance,Trade and Military, to Spain." Says Nikolaj forwardly


"Ah, hello there!" says Franco in a happy voice.

"An alliance, you say? I can agree to that! I can give you modern military technology and I highly encourage that you open your markets in Spain, for it would have a very good impact on my economy and yours! Would you like a glass of wine by the way? My deceased ally, Mussolini, gave some great Italian wines to me before Italy was invaded by the allies."

Nikolaj says"I will gladly accept some wine. We will open our markets in Spain if you insist."
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General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

[violet] wrote:Right. It's words. Billions of words. :)


Douglas Adams wrote:In the beginning the Universe was created.
This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:54 pm

British Empire Strikes Back wrote:
The Danish Confederacy wrote:Brødersen states "I am not telling you anything. Why should I,Go ask everyone there."
Brødersen starts drooping his head and crying.

"Ew! Oh you're crying like a little girl! Like a bitch! You p*ssy! You don't want to tell me anything? Okay, then do you want to get life in prisom and your bullocks electrocuted? Is that what you want, eh?", asked the interrogator as he pulled out a pair of spark plugs.

Brødersen says" Ok,Who cares. You monster. My name is Tomas Brødersen.Kill me."
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General Dicking Around wrote:AND THEN JOHN SMASHED THE WINDOW AND FUCKED A GOOSE WITH A LIGHTSABER

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This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.

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Engleberg wrote:Big Brother will always be there for you.

And always watching you as you fap to porn.

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Postby British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:55 pm

Cabana wrote:
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Welcome Mobutu! What a pleasure it is to finally meet you. I would like to know what your stances on cannibalism and democracy are?", said King George

"Good morning your majesty, it is a pleasure to meet you as well. I can assure you that the democratic process in the Congo will go off without a hitch. The cannibal soldiers you talk about were not under my command, they were under the command of Joseph Kasavubu, they had been trekking through the jungles and were delirious from malaria, dehydration and starvation when they got into the battle. My forces and my paramilitary organization are well trained and have not harmed anyone, we have done our best to help the civilian population during the march to Elisabethville but the Katangese committed many war crimes against the people and attempted to destroy Jadotville to deny any use it had to us or the communists."

"Well, thank you for all the information. I am sorry that my country did not intervene, but we did not feel it was our place to intervene at that time. Also, regarding Jadotville; you can say in both confidence and certainty that your forces did not commit any war crimes against civllians yourselves? Is this Kasavubu fellow associated with you? Well, if you win the elections do you plan on holding legitimate democratic elections every 4-5 years or so. Furthermore, upon your victory in the elections would you like the Congo to join The Union of Democracies?", asked King George
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Postby The Danish Confederacy » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:58 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Ew! Oh you're crying like a little girl! Like a bitch! You p*ssy! You don't want to tell me anything? Okay, then do you want to get life in prisom and your bullocks electrocuted? Is that what you want, eh?", asked the interrogator as he pulled out a pair of spark plugs.

Brødersen says" Ok,Who cares. You monster. My name is Tomas Brødersen.Kill me."

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Postby British Empire Strikes Back » Sun Apr 26, 2015 4:59 pm

The Danish Confederacy wrote:
British Empire Strikes Back wrote:"Ew! Oh you're crying like a little girl! Like a bitch! You p*ssy! You don't want to tell me anything? Okay, then do you want to get life in prisom and your bullocks electrocuted? Is that what you want, eh?", asked the interrogator as he pulled out a pair of spark plugs.

Brødersen says" Ok,Who cares. You monster. My name is Tomas Brødersen.Kill me."

"I know what your bloody name is! Do you think I am some kind of fool? Is that what you think I am? If you cooperate with me, I will not kill you! Now, tell ke why you were going to kill them or I electrocute your bullocks!", he yelled as he moved the spark plugs closer to Brødersen.
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