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Ardokian Troops Enter Aanglandia [IC, OPEN, DIPLOMATIC, MT]

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Ardokian Troops Enter Aanglandia [IC, OPEN, DIPLOMATIC, MT]

Postby Ardoki » Mon Jan 19, 2015 8:53 pm

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Ardokian soldiers of the Second Field Army after having taken control of an Aanglandish government facility.


Aanglandia can trace its existence back to 700 CE, when a Germanic tribe known as the Aangles conquered a large area on the south-western Ardokian continent. The Aangles mixed with the Ardokians who were already living there, and today the Aanglandish are about 70% Ardokian and 30% Aangle. The new Aangle kingdom endured an unstable resistance with their neighbour the, Ardokian Empire, and in the early modern period they managed to conquer much of the coast of southern Ardokian coast. With the Ardokian Progressive Revolution in 1905, the new Ardokian government set its sights on regaining control over all of Ardoki, and during the First Ardokian-Aanglandish War (1928-1942), Aanglandia was conquered in a brutal conflict. Most of the Ardokian areas of Aanglandia were made into new Ardokian provinces, while the majority Aanglandish areas in the far south-west was turned into an autonomous province.

36 years ago in 1979, the province of Aanglandia gained independence from Ardoki in a revolution beginning a decade earlier, however was reduced to the status of a protectorate. They were not allowed to have their own military, and their foreign policy was set by Ardoki. Aanglandia welcomed back their exiled Queen, and became a constitutional monarchy. Ardoki let Aanglandia remain autonomous, as the previous insurgency caused the deaths of thousands. In 1991, a far-right nationalist movement occurred in Aanglandia, with a viciously anti-Ardokian stance. The Aanglandish government welcomed the Ardokian 2nd Field Army, with its 250 000 infantry and 540 tanks, to restore order in the demilitarised country.

In 2005 the nationalist insurgency had been defeated, however the 2nd Field Army remained to keep order. Many Aanglandish still feeling hatred toward Ardoki felt this as a breach of their sovereignty, the Aanglandish government even asked Ardoki to withdraw its troops, however the Ardokian government kept them there. Furthermore, in 2009, the 3rd and 4th Field Armies (500 000 infantry and 1080 tanks) were positioned on the Ardokian-Aanglandish border along with several air force bases being constructed. Tensions have been high between the two countries all throughout their existence, but many in Aanglandia are worried about how they would be defenceless in an Ardokian invasion.

In January 2015, the Aanglandish government announced that it would tear up the treaty which gave Ardoki control over Aanglandia's foreign policy and forbid it from having a military. Their Prime Minister, Anthony Thatcher stated "The time has come, for the Ardokian soldiers to go home, and Aanglandia to seize control of its own foreign policy. We are not Ardokian, we are Aanglandish! This is not Ardokian territory, this is Aanglandish territory! The Ardokians may say otherwise, however they can't touch us without angering the international community!", he also expressed desire for Aanglandia to form relationships with foreign nations to help strengthen itself militarily against their large neighbour.

This was a mistake, on the Aanglandish side. The Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki would not stand for this.

Ardokian-Aanglandish Border

Allen was a border guard, joining the Aanglandish Police less than a year earlier. His job was to guard the road heading into Aanglandia from Ardoki. He had to inspect passports, search vehicles, and the like. It wasn't a very exciting job, he wanted to be a policeman in the big city, but this was important as well. He had his friend Cliff to talk to. They were on the early shift today, it was almost 3 O'clock in the morning, and the road was empty at this time.

"I can't wait until I get home today." said Allen to Cliff as they were sitting in the border booth.

"Why Allen" said Cliff

"I couldn't sleep last night, I need to get some sleep this morning."

"Almost two hours left. Then I can play some video games."

"I have to get some food for my cat. He..." Allen paused as he could hear the rumbling of loud engines, he feel the ground vibrating. "What's that?"

"Probably just a long semi-trailer." Cliff said as he and Allen got up to look out the window.

At first they didn't believe what they saw. A column of Ardokian main battle tanks and infantry fighting vehicles rolling towards Aanglandia. They just sat in silence and shock, as the vehicles broke through the barrier and rolled into their homeland. They were there for definitely over an hour, as all kinds of military vehicles came through. When their shift finished, they went home as though nothing had happened.

The Ardokian 3rd and 4th Field Armies had begun their advance into Aanglandia, steam-rolling through the undefended borders, and carrying onward to reinforce the 2nd Field Army and take control of the country. It wouldn't be hard, as Aanglandia had no military, and like Ardoki they had prohibited civilians from owning firearms (a wise move). Their police force wouldn't stand a chance against an army, and they would still want to maintain order in Aanglandia occupation or not. The civilians, while currently defenceless, could pose a threat to Ardokian control if not pacified.

The Aanglandish government was already being taken care of. The capital of Landintown, was already under Ardokian control. The Royal Palace and Parliament has been seized, while the royal family and politicians had been taken into custody in case they tried to oppose the occupation. However the international community had to be given a good reason for the invasion. So, Doctor Alastaire Moriarty, President (head of state) of the Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki, and General Secretary of the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party of Ardoki, sent out a public statement to the world.

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Official Public Statement

By President Alastaire Moriarty

Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


As you may know by now, earlier this morning the 3rd and 4th Field Armies of the National Ardokian Ground Forces entered the Kingdom of Aanglandia. While the 2nd Field Army already in the country, seized control of the capital, their royal family and their government. Some may see this as an invasion, however it is more a liberation or retaking of our own territory. A long time ago, some barbarians took that territory away from Ardoki (the Ardokian Empire), and claimed it as theirs. It is on the Ardokian continent, was once part of Ardoki, and is a fundamental part of Ardokian territory.

No nation has a right to deny the territorial integrity of Ardoki, defy our right to our own land. The people living their have mainly Ardokian DNA, so it is not a conquest of another nation. It is the unification of Ardoki. We hope that most of you can understand our point of view, and to the others, mind your own business.

Thank you.
Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
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Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
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Postby Krajistov » Mon Jan 19, 2015 9:21 pm

Official Response From Supreme Vojvoda and President Vladimir Mihailović

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To, "Doctor" Alastaire Moriarty

Is it an Ardokian tradition to bully other nations?

You not only have bothered Africans, Arabs, and every group on every continent, but now you are violating the rights of a culturally distinct people, solely because they have faith in God and have freedom of conscience, and would rather live in their own country then be bothered by greedy communist imperialists as yourself.

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Postby Ardoki » Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:03 pm

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"Long live the Progressive Revolution!"

Ministry of the Exterior

Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


To: Republic of Krajistov
Subject: The Response From Supreme Vojvoda and President Vladimir Mihailović
Urgency: High
Encryption: High
Decryption: jGti4o4Hod71

To whom it may concern,

The Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki has never bullied another nation ever before, and has not started now. What we are doing is unifying all Ardokian lands, which are rightfully ours. The Aanglandish are around 70% Ardokian, they belong in our country. We would never bully Africans, in fact over 7% of our population are African, and they have the highest immigration rate into Ardoki. Since the Great Progressive Revolution, all are equal and welcome in Ardoki, regardless of any arbitrary division people have created (such as race, etc.), which is certainly better than your nationalistic state (Ardoki is internationalist, as opposed to nationalist).

Long live the Progressive Revolution, the Unified Progressive Republic, the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party, and Progressive Totalitarianism!

With kind regards,
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Ríona Obrien
Minister of the Exterior
Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki
Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
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Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
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Postby Strelka » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:12 am

From the Desk of the General Secretary of the Socialist Republic of Strelka
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Public Statement



The people of Strelka stand with their comrades in Ardoki, and celebrate the coming liberation of their lands that were so wretchedly violated by royalist bourgeois aggression. The Strelkan people extend offers of moral support, and if necessary, extensive military support in order to acheove victory over over the corrupt royalist state of Aanglandia.

A total of 50 Strelkan People's Army Personnel are being prepared to be deployed to serve alongside the brave Ardokian soldiers and aid them in their struggle, should permission be granted from their government.


Signed,

General Secretary Bretsky Zjarvja

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Postby Ardoki » Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:26 am

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"Long live the Progressive Revolution!"

Ministry of the Exterior

Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


To: Socialist Republic of Strelka
Subject: Your Offer of Solidarity and Assistance
Urgency: High
Encryption: High
Decryption: 86Hyd70hyt4w

To whom it may concern,

We thank our socialist comrades from the Socialist Republic of Strelka in our just re-acquisition of our sovereign territory. The people of Aanglandia shall be liberated and will thrive under our Nordic-style mixed economy and progressive social policies. We thank you for your offer of support personnel which we will graciously accept. They could be of great use in combating ultra-nationalists who oppose progressivism. They are welcome to land in Landintown, the capital of Aanglandia, where they will be escorted to the primary Ardokian military base there.

Long live the Progressive Revolution, the Unified Progressive Republic, the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party, and Progressive Totalitarianism!

With kind regards,
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Ríona Obrien
Minister of the Exterior
Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki
Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
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Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
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Postby Inyourfaceistan » Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:20 pm

Communique Official de la Republiqua D'Inyursta

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On behalf of the government and people of Inyursta, we find this act of blatant aggression, imperialism and neocolonialism perpetrated by the Progressive Totalitarian Republic of Ardoki utterly deplorable and worthy of a solid condemnation.
The corrupt leader of their totalitarian oligarchy enforces this fact in his own words where he references the territory of a former empire as somehow justification for this forceful annexation of sovereign lands. He even goes so far to walk in the footsteps of Hitler and cite DNA as a valid reason for conquering territory that does not wish to submit to their lustful expansionism.
Furthermore, this invasion follows on the heels of Ardoki's involvement in the Jezzine Massacre and their shoot down of a civilian airliner. It appears the totalitarian hivemind couldn't even wait until that controversy to blow over before they found some other unlucky country to victimize.

Rest assured these criminal actions will not go unpunished. We have helped push the Iraqi's out of Kuwait, beat the Ruskyetans out of Propolnyet, and crushed any dream of the Lollohians ever reconquering Ruolnik; and if the Ardokian imperialist war machine thinks we will not stand with the people of Aanglandia in their quest for independence then they are sorely mistaken.
We hereby ask all concerned nations of the world, all free republics who oppose the undead plague of neocolonialist ambitions which has manifested itself into the form of Ardokian conquest to stand with us as we work to defeat this blatant crime against humanity.

Signed:
- President Jack Peresque
- Secretary of State Mario Velacoro
- Assembly Speaker Rafael Gusman
- Cheif of Staff Antonio DeLoroza


North Atlantic



A warm, mid-morning sun was in the sky as the two V-22 Osprey aircraft came flying low over the horizon. They had taken off from a Wasp-class amphibious assault ship some hundred miles to the south or so, and were now coming to the rendezvous point. From beneath the royal-blue seas below a single Virginia-class submarine rose from the depths and surfaced.
"Go! Go! Go!" Screamed the jump master as he cleared the sixteen Naval Special Action Group (NSAG) commandos and their five Neige Luno (ENG: Black Moon) commando auxiliaries for low-altitude descent into the great ocean below. Two-by-two the commandos held their masks in place, clutched their gear and jumped feet-first into the water from the hovering aircraft. The twenty commandos in the other Osprey were doing the same, and with the aircraft still overhead the commandos swam their way to the deck of the submarine.
In less than fifteen minutes the whole thing was over, and the V-22's turned and headed back down south towards the equator while the submarine slipped back under the waves and pushed north beyond the Tropic of Cancer...
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Postby Ardoki » Tue Jan 20, 2015 3:54 pm

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An Ardokian Leopard 2A7+ Main Battle Tank of the 2nd Field Army, in the Aanglandish capital of Landintown.


Occupied Aanglandia

That previous night as the invasion had begun, the troops of the Ardokian 2nd Field Army stationed near the capital had silently taken it over in the middle of the night, and detained all the political and religious leaders of the country, including the Aanglandish royal family. MBTs (main battle tanks) and IFVs (infantry fighting vehicles) were all over the centre of Landintown, and soldiers could be seen guarding government buildings. All media outlets in the capital were also taken over, and given orders to produce pro-Ardokian media under the threat that they would be shut down and the offending people shot. The main objective of the Aanglandish Army Group (compromising the 2nd, 3rd and 4th Field Armies) was to secure the country, from internal and external attacks.

Thousands upon thousands of Ardokian workers, and millions of tonnes of building materials were being flown and drive into Aanglandia. Army and air force bases had to be constructed as soon as possible, in case enemies of Ardoki tried to steal the territory again. NADFHC (National Ardokian Defence Forces High Command) had ordered the Ardokian navy (National Ardokian Navy) to prepare fleets to protect the coast of Aanglandia, while surface-to-air and anti-ship missile systems were to be transported and stationed off the Aanglandish coast when possible. For the moment, Ardoki was not ready to defend against a foreign invasion of Aanglandia, however the NADFHC was confident that it would be ready by the time any enemy fleet arrived.

Closer to the border, the 3rd and 4th Field Armies (the 3rd Field Army is advancing from the north, the 4th from the east) were advancing forever inward toward the Aanglandish interior. They met no resistance, as Aanglandia had been demilitarised for just this reason. The field armies were not advancing as single units, there was considerable distance between the separate corps, and further distance between the divisions. Ardokian workers landed in Aanglandish airports, and drove across the border, it would be a monumental task to build up the military defences of this new territory, but it was a task of great importance. Until then however, selected civilian airports would have to act as military air bases.

As they advanced through cities, the Aanglandish civilians watched in silence, some of the soldiers gave gifts and smiles to the civilians, however that didn't seem to brighten up their moods. The majority of Aanglandish were not happy about the Ardokian invasion, they took pride in their independence and uniqueness. However most of them would just continue with their lives, the Ardokians offered many economic benefits and progressive social policies, which in some people's eyes made up for the lack of political freedom. However resistance would inevitably arise, and a clash with the Ardokian occupiers was inevitable.

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"Long live the Progressive Revolution!"

Ministry of the Exterior

Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


To: Rouge Nation of Inyursta
Subject: Your Mistaken Analysis of the Present Situation
Urgency: Very High
Encryption: Very High
Decryption: nTobi439v74S

To whom it may concern,

You do not understand this situation, as it is foreign to you. The Ardokian Empire once straddled the entire Ardokian continent, until a Germanic tribe known as the Aangles, took part of it away from us, and claimed it as their own. The Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki, being the successor to the Ardokian Empire, has a right to all the lands of the Ardokian Empire, including its just claims. The Aanglandish people are mainly Ardokian, and belong under the Ardokian state (though foreigners and immigrants are also equally welcome in the Unified Progressive Republic).

We shall offer the Aanglandish workers the generous rights and progressive social policies their Ardokian comrades enjoy, we are liberating them from an inferior political and economic system. As I was born and have grown up in Ardoki, I know how we have the perfect system, and have come closer to utopia than any other country before. I, and the rest of the government and Ardoki at large, want to spread and share our perfect system with the entire world. It is brilliant, and they will love it as much as we do.

Aanglandia is an integral part of the sovereign state of Ardoki. Any hostile activity towards it our Ardokian forces there, will be treated as an attack against our capital. We warn you not to get involved in other people's affairs. We have enough soldiers there to push any attempted landing back into the sea, and by the time you have sent a fleet and an invasion force, it will be well defended. We advise you not to make any foolish decisions, which could result in the loss of numerous lives.

Long live the Progressive Revolution, the Unified Progressive Republic, the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party, and Progressive Totalitarianism!

With kind regards,
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Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki
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Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
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Postby Inyourfaceistan » Tue Jan 20, 2015 4:44 pm

Augillo Un Informacio Chenne!


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Arokian Forces Invade Aanglandia!


Breaking news on the hour!
Ardokian forces have invaded a semi-autonomous nation in the southwest of their continent without so much as an ounce of resistance. Their justification for such an incursion against this nation: a wish to receive complete independence from the totalitarian republic. Ardoki already held a heavy degree of control over its smaller neighbor and had basically made them subervient pawns and would-be sheep to the slaughter should the resist the Ardokian influence - which the people of Aanglandia were brave enough to do regardless.
In an age where many had thought the rotting corpse of colonial ambitions and empires of old was long since put to rest, we are now finding this to be dead wrong.
Reports are coming in that Ardokian armored forces have captured the capital of Aanglandia, and detained their government, and one can only speculate what the totalitarian regime plans to do with their conquered territory...

Alastaire Moriarty, the "president" of Ardoki, has declared his intent to annex the province in the fashion of the European empires of old. Indeed, the totalitarian ruler has stated that the land was part of the Ardokian Empire for which he apparently sees his regime as the successor too - much similar to the way Mussolini saw himself as the successor of the Roman Empire and Saddam sought to rebuild the ancient power of Babylon. However, the unjustified and tyrannical delusions of "President" Moirarty do not stop there; walking in the true footsteps of Hitler he openly claims that DNA and racial/ethnic heritage is somehow a valid reason for an unsanctioned and imperialist incursion in this day and age.
To make matters worse, Ardoki has already threatened military retaliation against any nation which seeks to intervene in support of the almost completely helpless nation. This stands in direct challenge to our own government's words implying the use of military action against Ardoki's conquest of their smaller neighbor; and it seems both sides are unlikely to back down...

The move has met almost instantaneous criticism and outcry from the citizens of Inyursta, who as usual have staged large-scale protests and took to the streets in a show of demonstration against this act of imperialism on behalf of the totalitarian republic of Ardoki. Demonstrators have already branded slogans such as "I stand with Aanglandia", "Ardoki go home", "Hands off Aanglandia" and more notabley phrases such as "Morte a le Imperialsme" (ENG: Death to Imperialism) and "Learn to colonize a coffin".
Frustration with the blatant and unapologetic nature of the Ardokian conquest paired with agitation at the supposed "Lack of a backbone" by the Legislative Assembly and the Peresque Administration has many calling out to their comrades abroad to support the people of Aanglandia against this act of aggression by their totalitarian neighbors.

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The situation draws more tense and grim by the hour, as more and more reports come from both the warzone and the homefront, yet one front remains eerily quiet: the international stage. Have no other nations heard of the thieving crime against sovereignty being committed here? Are they too afraid of the irrational, tinpot dictatorship of Ardoki with its finger on the nuclear button to compensate for which its conventional military cannot? Or do they for whatever reason support this unjustifiable and immoral invasion?
Meanwhile we are left pondering how all our own government and our allies plan to respond to this breach of peace in the name of imperialist racial politics, and how far the Ardokian regime plans to go to regain the territory of its deficient empire...

We will be the first to bring you live updates on the situation as it develops.
Stay tuned for more information.


COMMENTS

Loiselle Contre-Revolution
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This is such a criminal move! What nation short of Putin's Russia and Saddam's Iraq invade their neighbor just to rebuild an empire! Freaking Peresque needs to pull up his panties and show this Gringos the cost of imperialism!
VIVA LA CONTRE-REVOLUTION!!!
#HandsOffAanglandia


BrunoThe1st
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Time to show these Ardokian punks what freedom and democracy feels like!
Inyursta! Fuck-Yeah!


D-Originale Pappa-Je
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Ardokian totalitarians being immoral tyrants guilty of violating basic human rights...
What else is new?


MsMoreno1993
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I feel bad for the people of Aanglandia. Who asked their opinion? Ardoki just up and decided to invade them and now everyone is going to rush to war just because a few leaders tore up a piece of paper...


BridgeDweller1998
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This move is awsome! I love Ardoki and I hope those Aanglandian pigs get whats coming!
Women belong in the kitchen! Fuck the troops!!! Rape the virgins and kill puppies!!! Communazism4Ever!!!

ALASTAIRE MORIARTY FOR WORLD RULER 2015!!!

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Postby Ardoki » Tue Jan 20, 2015 5:26 pm

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Aanglandia Liberated by Ardokian Forces This Morning

Three Field Armies of the National Ardokian Ground Forces early this morning liberated our comrades in Aanglandia from their anti-egalitarian monarchical regime. Millions across Aanglandia praise the party.


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Soldiers of the 2nd Field Army in the Aanglandish capital of Landintown, victorious outside the city hall.

Once again, the people of Aanglandia have been liberated from their illegitimate government and placed under the rightful rule of the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party. Opinion polls show over 90% of Anglandish support the Ardokian liberation.


Wednesday 21 January 2015


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The Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party cares for the people of Aanglandia a lot.
From a party liberation conference in Ardea today.
Early this morning, over half a million Ardokian soldiers entered the Kingdom of Aanglandia in an effort to stop the tyrannical actions of the Anthony Thatcher Ministry who wished to cut taxes to the rich and corporations, ban same sex marriage, abortion, euthanasia, prostitution and medicinal marijuana, among his efforts to undermine the equal status of women and other races.

The vast majority of citizens hated Anthony Thatcher, and wanted him out of office, and Aanglandia to reunited with Ardoki. However he and his girlfriend the Queen of Aanglandia would not give in to the popular demands of the people. The final straw for the Ardokian government was when Mr Thatcher attempted to ally Aanglandia with far-right nations, Ardoki could not allow this.

So in addition to the 2nd Field Army already stationed in Aanglandia for their own protection, the 3rd and 4th Field Armies located along the border, leapt into action and entered the fellow Ardokian nation just after midnight. The capital was secured by the 2nd Field Army, while the 3rd and 4th continue to advance onward consolidating the people's right to popular self-determination.

Aanglandish people are almost identical to Ardokians, and Aanglandia was part of the Ardokian Empire for hundreds of years, and part of the Progressive Totalitarian Republic for almost a century. So this is not an invasion, as some far-right nations assume, but a welcoming of the Aanglandish back into the Ardoki state. Studies show a majority of Aanglandish have a positive view of Ardoki and Progressive Totalitarianism, with only a very small minority suffering from reactionaryism (but don't worry, they can easily be cured however).

With Ardoki's progressive Nordic-style economic system, combined with our progressive social policies, the Aanglandish people are no doubt to feel positive towards their new life. Together, we shall liberate the entire world and form the Unified Progressive World Republic.
The Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party has instituted a new campaign, designed to help our new Ardokian comrades get used to their new and exciting life. It is recommended that if you want, you should write letters to an Aanglandish family or individual welcoming to the Ardokian community, and helping them get use to their new life in a progressive state. You can sign up at http://www.Ardokian-AanglandishPenPals.gov.ard to be allocated a pen pal or pen family.

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Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
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Postby Pakjistan » Tue Jan 20, 2015 6:35 pm

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Official Communique From The President
of The Republic of Pakjistan


"Forever Shall We March in Glory and Power"


الشال إلى الأبد نحن مارس في المجد والسلطة




To: Government of Ardoki
From: Office of the President of the Republic of Pakjistan
Subject: Offering Support
Urgency: MEDIUM



To whom it may concern at the Government of Ardoki,

I, President of the Republic of Pakjistan, offer our fullest support for your nation, and would like to send military aid on behalf of your government. If you agree, the 94th Battalion and the 45th Battalion of the Army of Pakjistan, consisting of a total of 1,600 troops, would be deployed wherever you would like them to aid you in your "invasion." I would love to fight alongside you.

I hope to hear back from you soon.

Sincerely,
President of the Republic of Pakjistan


"Forever Shall We March in Glory and Power"

الشال إلى الأبد نحن مارس في المجد والسلطة
Population: 400,000,000+
Recognized* Religions: Christianity 79%
Islam 12%
Other 8%
Recognized* Languages: Arabic, English
Total Military Personnel: 3,985,745
Active Personnel: 298,500
Reserve Personnel: 302,987

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Postby North American Empire76 » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:10 pm

The Emperor was sitting in his hot tub with a hot lady next to him.
" ohh your MY sugar baby!"
a gaurd came into the room, unpleasently observing the two splash around like 3 year olds in a tub.
" sir..."
" what? i am very busy doing nothing!"
" sorry to distirb you sir, but Troops have entered Aanglandia."
" so, why should I give a damn?"
" because Adorkia is invading."
George dropped his cigar into the water.
" what?"
george's face turned red. he was mad as hell. the ladies quickly got out and left, wanting to avoid the wrath of the emperor himself.
" they... They defeated carriebean... that's why we have 250,000 survivors from the, the event. we're going to make them pay. send them a letter IMMEDIATLY!!"
the gaurd left and George slowly got out of the hot tub.


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To: Adorkian leader, with respect
From: Emperor George Bush the II
You have commited aggression in the eyes of our people, and we, a People of mighty strong men and women willing to give their lives for the empire that has conqured few. This act of tyranny is unacceptable, however we do understand the reasoning behind it. and we respect that, but we will not allow your fist to purge the few and the many. Consider an embargo of all goods, and the arrest of all adorkian citizens in our nation, but we will not kill them yet. we are not trying to use it as a barganing chip.
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OOC: Just read the terrorist inn thing... damn Newne Thernania, just damn. Beer-spouting propoganda fountains, terrorist bead and breakfasts... you might be the classiest war-torn nuclear wasteland I've ever met :D *EDIT: Lady Gaga... Lady Gaga is their retreat song. I have no words for the awesome. The facts are in, people: the Thernanians, in spite of all our efforts, simply do not give a damn XD You are officially my favorite national frenemy.

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Ardoki
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Ex-Nation

Postby Ardoki » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:41 pm

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"Long live the Progressive Revolution!"

Ministry of the Exterior

Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


To: Republic of Pakjistan
Subject: Your Offer of Support
Urgency: Medium
Encryption: High
Decryption: Byto74oGE59d

To whom it may concern,

We thank you for supporting us in our reconquest of our sovereign territory. The forces you offer are gladly accepted, and may make their way to Landintown as soon as possible. They will be of great use securing the territory against hostile elements.

Long live the Progressive Revolution, the Unified Progressive Republic, the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party, and Progressive Totalitarianism!

With kind regards,
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Ríona Obrien
Minister of the Exterior
Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki

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"Long live the Progressive Revolution!"

Ministry of the Exterior

Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


To: Confederacy North American Empire76
Subject: A Misunderstanding
Urgency: High
Encryption: High
Decryption: huv96Gyb4obF

To whom it may concern,

We hope you don't think negatively of us, and we would like to have a positive relationship with your fine nation. Yes, we may have been pulled into a war with Carriebean, and we are still heartbroken from what happened to those innocent people. However it is important that we put that behind us, and look toward the future of our two nations. The Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki would be happy to give your country access to the latest Ardokian weapons, in exchange for your country having a positive outlook toward Ardoki and its actions.
We hope we can work together for peace and the greater good of our two nations.

Long live the Progressive Revolution, the Unified Progressive Republic, the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party, and Progressive Totalitarianism!

With kind regards,
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Ríona Obrien
Minister of the Exterior
Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki
Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic

Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
Personality Type: ENTP 3w4

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Pakjistan
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Postby Pakjistan » Tue Jan 20, 2015 7:51 pm

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Official Communique From The President
of The Republic of Pakjistan


"Forever Shall We March in Glory and Power"


الشال إلى الأبد نحن مارس في المجد والسلطة




To: Government of Ardoki
From: Office of the President of the Republic of Pakjistan
Subject: Offering Support
Urgency: MEDIUM



To whom it may concern at the Government of Ardoki,

We thank you very much. The troops will board two transport planes overnight and head for Landintown. When we arrive, will we begin operations with your troops? If possible, please give information as what to do when they arrive. Also, General Bahadur Gafar will be alongside the deployed troops.

Sincerely,
President of the Republic of Pakjistan


"Forever Shall We March in Glory and Power"

الشال إلى الأبد نحن مارس في المجد والسلطة
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Population: 400,000,000+
Recognized* Religions: Christianity 79%
Islam 12%
Other 8%
Recognized* Languages: Arabic, English
Total Military Personnel: 3,985,745
Active Personnel: 298,500
Reserve Personnel: 302,987

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United States of Conner
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Ex-Nation

Postby United States of Conner » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:03 pm

President Conner Boehm received the news with shock. He had to make sure that the news was legit via satellite images. The news was true. He shook his head, and sat down at his computer to draft a strongly worded letter.
To: The "Democratically Elected" Leadership of Ardoki
From: President Conner Boehm
Encryption: High
Since the dawn of time, boarders have been a constant source of conflict. This is once again shown in the recent expansionism and colonialism shown by the Ardokian Government. They speak of "Protecting the interests of the Ardokian people". Do they believe that the Aanglandian people do not want independence? They did revolt, did they not? So, let me ask you this, is this for freedom? You dictate their foreign policy, not allowing them to make a friend and ally that might not have the same ideals as you? That's freedom, all right. Think about it.

The United States of Conner Rapid Response Force, 3rd, 4th and 5th division have been mobilized, which includes Supercarriers, Railgun Destroyers, attack VTOLs, and Attack Satellites. They will be able to be on Ardokian/Aanglandian shores within an hour. This is just the beginning. We will also send 3,000 unarmed, undercover Monitor Agents that will look around peacefully to see if the will of the people is truly being "represented".
President Conner Boehm
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North American Empire76
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Ex-Nation

Postby North American Empire76 » Tue Jan 20, 2015 8:03 pm

George ate a croissant and peeked over the letter they had sent.
"sorry for what happend, blah blah blah, latest military weapons, blah blah blah, wait.... pulled into a war with carriebean."
George thought back from his time in carriebean. he was part of the armored divison that went in after the nuking, the horror, the blood, the mangeled up corpses everywhere...
he got his pen and paper out.
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TO: Adorkian leader
From: the leader of North American Empire 76
after your responce, I have decided to re consider my postion on your nation, I am terribly sorry for the lives lost on both sides of the conflict, it was horrible. I have decided to keep the imprison them charge. we are watering down the embargo to just clothes, medicines and food from your nation, and have decided to instead focus on a diplomatic/ peaceful solution
OOC: Just read the terrorist inn thing... damn Newne Thernania, just damn. Beer-spouting propoganda fountains, terrorist bead and breakfasts... you might be the classiest war-torn nuclear wasteland I've ever met :D *EDIT: Lady Gaga... Lady Gaga is their retreat song. I have no words for the awesome. The facts are in, people: the Thernanians, in spite of all our efforts, simply do not give a damn XD You are officially my favorite national frenemy.

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Ganos Lao
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Postby Ganos Lao » Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:50 pm

-redacted-
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This nation is controlled by the player who was once Neo-Ixania on the Jolt Forums! It is also undergoing reconstruction.

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Ardoki
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Postby Ardoki » Tue Jan 20, 2015 11:28 pm

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Official Public Statement

By the Ministry of the Interior


Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


Due to several foreign countries expressing disdain toward the Ardokian liberation of Aanglandia. It is only fitting to cease our war of words, and come to a mutually beneficial conclusion. On the 1st of February 2015, the Ardokian Ministry of the Interior in concert with international observers of a select group of countries, shall conduct a referendum in Aanglandia on the question of its future.

The Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki can offer many things to the people of Aanglandia. More progressive social freedoms, greater workers rights and a higher living standard, a strong defence force able to defend them and their freedoms, along with political stability under a party which has transformed Ardoki into a people's paradise. Ardoki and Aanglandia share a very similar culture, and the people and land are linked by a common heritage.

While Ardoki does lack in some regards to religious and political "freedoms", over 70% of Aanglandish are atheists, and the previous Aanglandish government failed miserable at keeping the people happy, serving the elites. The Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party of Ardoki has protected, and cared for the people of Ardoki for over 110 years. Making sure they had generous social freedoms and a high living standard. The PTLPA, is committed to these goals, as seen in Ardoki. Perhaps the Aanglandish people can give the party a chance, see if it can do the same in Aanglandia.

The Ardokian government promises to respect the decision of the people of Aanglandia, and abide by their decision. We humbly invite representative from the Republic of Inyursta and the Hobbesian Empire of Ganos Lao to come to Aanglandia and inspect the referendum to ensure that it is fair and transparent.
Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
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Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
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Postby Aperonia » Wed Jan 21, 2015 12:00 am

Official Communique of the Imperial Federation of Aperonia


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"团结,和平,繁荣"
"ユニティ、平和、繁栄"
"Unity, Peace, Prosperity"




To: The Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki
From: Prime Minister and Field Marshal Chiang Xjioping of the Imperial Federation of Aperonia
Subject: Condemnation of your actions

Encryption: None



To whom may it concern,

The Imperial Federation of Aperonia hereby CONDEMNS the Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki for invading an innocent neighbor known Aanglandia. No nation deserves to fall to the horrors of the anti-religious Progressive Totalitarianism. What I see Progressive Totalitarianism as is another attempt to make a new form of communism or should I call it, the red plague. Your actions in Anglandia disgust me and our nation will be open to refuges coming from Anglandia. I hope someday your government receives the same fate as Aanglandia.



Sincerely, the Prime Minister of Aperonia and Field Marshal of the Imperial Aperonian Armed Forces,

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The Imperial Federation of Aperonia
15, Aperonia, agnostic theist, and fan of alternative rock and heavy metal.
Economic Left/Right: -6.62
Social Libertarian/Authoritarian: -5.49

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Kavgaci
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Postby Kavgaci » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:51 am

Official Communique from the Union of Kavgaci
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"Birlik yoluyla dışında hiçbir zafer yoktur!"
To: Ardoki
From: Kılavuz Kadir Üzümcü
Subject: Your invasion and breach of the sovereignty of Aanglandia
Encryption level: AKORTSUZLUK
Decryption: ALLAHUAKBAR3546
Dear Ardokian scumbags,

This is abhorrent. First off, you invade the innocent Aanglandish nation for a piss-poor reason and send their royal family to prison?!? Preposterous. I hereby CONDEMN and EMBARGO your pitiful nation compromised entirely of neanderthals. Go rot in hell, you idiots.

Yours sincerely,

Kılavuz Kadir Üzümcü.
Kavgaci.
Turkish.

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Pakjistan
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Ex-Nation

Postby Pakjistan » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:23 pm

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Official Communique From The President
of The Republic of Pakjistan


"Forever Shall We March in Glory and Power"


الشال إلى الأبد نحن مارس في المجد والسلطة




To: Government of Ardoki
From: Office of the Republic of Pakjistan
Subject: Regarding Deployed Pak Troops
Urgency: HIGH



To whom it may concern at the Government of Ardoki,

Since there may not be a war, I would like to propose leaving my troops there on the Aanglandian-Ardokian border as a "peacekeeping" force. I would love for you to accept my suggestion, as I could possibly prevent Aanglandia from invading, or my troops could even prevent civil wars from breaking out near the Aanglandian-Ardokian border. I know your military is strong, but maybe I could help in some way. If you decline, then maybe I could lower my troop presence there, anyway.

EDIT: Only if Aanglandia doesn't join Ardoki.

Sincerely,
President of the Republic of Pakjistan


"Forever Shall We March in Glory and Power"

الشال إلى الأبد نحن مارس في المجد والسلطة
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Population: 400,000,000+
Recognized* Religions: Christianity 79%
Islam 12%
Other 8%
Recognized* Languages: Arabic, English
Total Military Personnel: 3,985,745
Active Personnel: 298,500
Reserve Personnel: 302,987

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Ardoki
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Postby Ardoki » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:28 pm

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Referendum over the Future of Aanglandia

Aanglandish people decide on whether to join with their comrades in Ardoki.


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Aanglandish people celebrating the Ardokian liberation of Aanglandia. Over the past couple of decades, many Aanglandish have started also identifying as Ardokian.

The Ardokian Ministry of the Interior has announced a referendum in Aanglandia, over the future of the region. Citizens of Aanglandia will be able to choose Aanglandish integration into Ardoki, or their continued autonomy.
Analysts are expecting a strong victory for integration into the Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki.


Thursday 22 January 2015


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Professor Kory Rye of the University of Landintown believes that
Aanglandia joining Ardoki would be the best choice for the voters.
For decades, the Aanglandish people have been under a constant state of oppression. Under a head of state who gained that position due to nothing but here being of royal birth, and a government which cared only for the corporations and super-wealthy who funded the unpopular elections. The Aanglandish people watched their neighbours and brothers in Ardoki, who had a higher living standard than them and were given access to more social freedoms. They observed how while the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party did maintain a monopoly on the government, it had consistently improved the lives of the people of Ardoki, and unlike the divide and conquer tactics of multi-party democracy, it united the entire population who controlled the government themselves through the party.

The Aanglandish political system didn't offer any choices, both the major parties were neoliberal slaves to corporations and the super-wealthy. They ignored the needs of the citizens, in order for money to fund their re-election campaigns. Their governments changed ever couple of elections, there was no stability, and constant scrapping of changes made by the previous government.
Their government ignored what people need the most, progressive social freedoms and a high living standard with low wealth inequality. These are the two primary goals of the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party, this is what it has achieved for the people of Ardoki, and what it can achieve for the people of Aanglandia. After all, the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party only has the support of the people due to its good rule, which has achieved spectacular results and pleased the people. Its survival and position is based on that.

Professor Kory Rye of the University of Landintown says he is proud to be Aanglandish and also Ardokian. He views the Aanglandia joining Ardoki as a brilliant thing for the Aanglandish people and society. "The Aanglandish people are over twice as much Ardokian as we are Aangle, and our culture and way of life has many similarities to the Ardokian. If Aanglandia joins Ardoki, we will see a massive increase in investment into the Aanglandish economy, eradication of unemployment due to Ardoki's job guarantee system, higher wages and greater workers rights, and the introduction of more progressive social policies. You can also expect the healthcare and education systems to be completely improved, and made absolutely free to all. Plus Ardoki is known as a patron of the arts and academia, and you can expect increased funding in that area as well. Despite the slightly authoritarian nature of the Ardokian government in the political sphere, it will greatly improve the lives of all the Aanglandish and is the logical decision."

ABC News spoke with some Aanglandish civilians around Landintown earlier today. Here are their thoughts on the referendum:

Hayden (Aged 19): "I think Aanglandia should join Ardoki. We are almost the exact same people, and we share a continent and common history. Plus Ardoki will give us more freedoms such as legalised abortion, euthanasia, medicinal marijuana, regulated prostitution, legal incest, and same sex and marriage. Along with improving our stagnated economy and creating a higher living standard."

Allyson (Aged 25): "If you ignore the political freedoms, we would be better under Ardoki in every way. However nowadays most people don't care about democracy or voting as whatever you do the elected politicians are married to the corporations and the wealthy. I think the Ardokian system could benefit us a lot, as their party is completely independent, and does not rely on the corporations for funds or favourable media coverage."

Capricia (Aged 87): "Back in my day we use to spit on Ardokian F^@#ers!"

Kayden (Aged 47): "We are proud Aanglandish! Not Ardokian communist rats!"

Horace (Aged 66): "It will be very beneficial to us overall, but regardless of the outcome, we will not be any less Aanglandish."

Conway (Aged 29): "I'll be voting yes. It is the best choice, and will improve our lives immensely. To all the Aanglandish nationalists out there, just because we are Aanglandish does not mean we are still not part Ardokian, and it definitely does not mean we'll no longer be Aanglandish when we are part of Ardoki once more."

Join the debate on social media, or write us an email. The referendum will be on the 1st of February, and all citizens of Aanglandia are allowed to vote. The majority choice, will decide the future of Aanglandia and Ardoki. We look forward to the results.
Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
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Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
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Postby New Aeyariss » Wed Jan 21, 2015 3:51 pm

ImageOFFICIAL MESSAGE OF EMPIRE OF WANGDAI


ATTN: Ardoki
SUBJECT: Annexation of Anglandia
ENCRYPTION: PUBLIC



TO ARDOKI, GREETINGS WITH HONOUR!


I address you now barbarian, and look at you as a true warrior, not like a cowards you are, hiding behind wall of lies. You are nothing more than one big scam. Your unwashed barbaric nation is just another imperialist who threatens sovereignty of other nations. We look at you now, cowardly dog, and see that your culture is nothing, you lack it at all. Ours is build upon warrior's values, and that is why our men are not afraid to die in battle, unlike your cowards who flee with urine in their pants as soon as they see enemy soldier.

You are weak; it is no art to attack weaker than you. But one day you shall face stronger than you. And then, our katana will behead you and your gaijin head, Alastaire Moriarty, will be hanged on great Tori on Kamegawa. For now live until you have time. Your lack of honour will make you die very soon anyway, either from the hand of mighty Samurai of the empire, or by somebody else.

- His Majesty the Emperor Go - Shunyuan

- Gen. Maki Kojiro, minister of Defence
Rping in MT (2023) and PT/FanT (1564)


Inyourfaceistan wrote:You didn't know that Cusc is actually a 4-armed cyborg genius commander and skillful warrior created in secret by a cabal of rich capitalist financiers built to lead and army of drones and other renegades against and overbearing socialist regime?
Psalms 144:1 wrote:Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
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Ardoki
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Postby Ardoki » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:28 pm

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"Long live the Progressive Revolution!"

Ministry of the Exterior

Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


To: Empire of Wangdai
Subject: Your Uncivilised, Backward, Reactionary Nation
Urgency: Very High
Encryption: Very High
Decryption: nUi865fo5F8H

To whom it may concern,

It is your nation whom are the uncivilised ones! You are the barbarians!
While the Ardokian Empire had steam trains, mechanical clocks, ironclads, rifles and machine guns, your country was backward and relied on ancient technology. For thousands of years, Ardoki was a beacon of science art and learning throughout the civilised world, we were part of the first wave of the industrial revolution and colonised countries such as yours. You have the audacity to call us the barbarians!

Our country has a left-leaning mixed economy, of a similar kind to the Nordic Model. We have a very high living standard and low levels of wealth inequality, generous workers rights and poverty has practically been eliminated (though there is always room for improvement). We have progressive social policies such as legalised abortion, euthanasia, medicinal marijuana, regulated prostitution, incest, same-sex marriage, and many more. While your country suffers from failed neoliberal economics which have been prove to create massive wealth inequality, and recessions. You have social conservatism which is the policies of backwardness, and supported by only those who are scared of change or difference. You criticise us for "crimes against the religious", yet your country breaches the human rights of LGBT people daily in the most horrible of ways.
You think we are the backward ones.

Yes, Ardoki is not built upon so called "warriors values" like your so called nation. We are built upon something better, we are built upon the values and ideas of progress, science, logic, and reason. You think that you are superior because you have better soldiers? Well unlike your country we adore science, and shall use it to create superior weapons than your country which rejects so much of scientific knowledge. Our citizens are not violent like yours, they are kind, cooperative, altruistic and intelligent.

Beat that!

Long live the Progressive Revolution, the Unified Progressive Republic, the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party, and Progressive Totalitarianism!

With kind regards,
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Ríona Obrien
Minister of the Exterior
Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki
Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic

Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
Personality Type: ENTP 3w4

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Postby New Aeyariss » Wed Jan 21, 2015 4:34 pm

ImageOFFICIAL MESSAGE OF EMPIRE OF WANGDAI


ATTN: Ardoki
SUBJECT: Annexation of Anglandia
ENCRYPTION: PUBLIC



TO ARDOKI, GREETINGS WITH HONOUR!


Learn your place Barbarian, for we will not repeat ourselves. Stop barking like a little dog you are. Do I have to remind you that Asiatic civilisation flourished long before christ, when your people were smashing each other heads with clubs? And, most importantly, barbarian, we accept technological progress. But we do not kill our culture and our values in the process like you did.

Your people commit evil, and you know that. None of things you listed is good. You should be burned alive for homosexuality, but Empire has now better things to do than watch you and your dogs bark under our windows. And the empire has better scientists than your political correct idiots.Make no mistake. You will soon fall.

- His Majesty the Emperor Go - Shunyuan

- Gen. Maki Kojiro, minister of Defence
Rping in MT (2023) and PT/FanT (1564)


Inyourfaceistan wrote:You didn't know that Cusc is actually a 4-armed cyborg genius commander and skillful warrior created in secret by a cabal of rich capitalist financiers built to lead and army of drones and other renegades against and overbearing socialist regime?
Psalms 144:1 wrote:Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight.
Also known as El Cuscatlan, Jesus will offer you eternal life if you believe in him!


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Ardoki
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Postby Ardoki » Wed Jan 21, 2015 5:01 pm

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"Long live the Progressive Revolution!"

Ministry of the Exterior

Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki


To: Empire of Wangdai
Subject: Your Uncivilised, Backward, Reactionary Nation
Urgency: Very High
Encryption: Very High
Decryption: nUi865fo5F8H

To whom it may concern,

How amusing. You think you accept technology, yet you disagree with science, your country denies climate change, believes homosexuality is contagious and confiscates their rights, believes foetus are people, denies euthanasia, and the list goes on (clear oppositions to the international scientific consensus). We never smashed each other's heads with clubs! The Ardokian Empire was founded 2 500 years ago, and lasted for 2 400 years, instigating a period of art and science in Ardoki. The christians were the ones clubbing each other to death, while we built roads, amphitheatres, race courses, and monuments.

You say people should be burned alive for homosexuality. Is that what you do to LGBT people in your country? Why do you dislike them so much?

We have far better scientists than your backward country!

Long live the Progressive Revolution, the Unified Progressive Republic, the Progressive Totalitarian Labour Party, and Progressive Totalitarianism!

With kind regards,
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Ríona Obrien
Minister of the Exterior
Unified Progressive Republic of Ardoki
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Greater Ardokian Empire | It is Ardoki's destiny to rule the whole world!
Unitary Parliamentary Constitutional Republic

Head of State: Grand Emperor Alistair Killian Moriarty
Head of Government: Grand Imperial Chancellor Kennedy Rowan Coleman
Legislature: Imperial Senate
Ruling Party: Imperial Progressive Party
Technology Level: MT (Primary) | PMT, FanT (Secondary)
Politics: Social Democrat
Religion: None
Personality Type: ENTP 3w4

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