[MT] Pro-Gay Terrorists take over parts of Darlington County

by **The U S S R** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:18 pm

Glamour wrote:
The U S S R wrote:
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From the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics,
An Open Letter to the Government of Burleson
PRESIDENT NICK TELENO:

You should take heed of this notice. The counties of Dixie, Odessa, and Camden are placed in an immediate danger zone. Do not take our "threats" lightly; our military experiences are domineering, seeing as we liberated the Freedlands from fascist control two times, each time a crushing defeat for their hideous organizations and fascist dictatorships. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics pledges its aid to the DGLF, and we encourage citizens of Burleson to take up arms against their fascist government. Free yourself from the oppression.

Expect us. We join and commend those in the nation of Glamour in the desecration of the flag of Burleson. Soviet citizens have held the flag of Burleson atop the Palace of the Soviets for a burning ceremony. You have also been placed on our state-sponsored terrorist government organizations.

GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF THE UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS, DOSTOYA DOSTOYEVSKY

Sender: cassadra.davenport@gov.clam
Subject: The ongoing diplomatic and military conflict in Burleson regarding the DGLF
Encryption level: Outrageously complex

Warm greetings to the General Secretary from the chamber of Cassadra Davenport, 43rd Incumbent Diva of Glamour.

Our nations, despite having radically different approaches to government, are unified in their condemnation of the actions of Burleson in its approach to the situation involving the DGLF. In my personal opinion, and in accordance with the collective opinion of my closest advisors and the reactions of my chihuahua to certain prompts, I have decided to make contact with your nation in order to navigate a response, taking into account the unrest amongst our respective civilian populations.

Glamour has investigated the particularities of both your nation and the offending territory, and has discovered that despite your admirable military strength, the nation of Burleson unfortunately runs a stronger economy and spends more on defence. This comes at the regrettable expense of their population, however, especially their minorities, and in our view is the entirely wrong approach yielding the less noble result.

Glamour, having established an Iron Dome system around its territory and having a free indigenous tribal borderland population for defensive combat, as well as booby-trapped infrastructure required to enter our mainland, is one of the most pacifist nations in the world. As a result, we have an administrative branch of the military but lack active official forces, instead using our population as trained combatants in the event that they opt into this system, with those who do not sign up voluntarily being considered conscientious objectors. We do not publish our expenditure regarding the upkeep of our small but effective Xerox special forces.

On behalf of our Esteemed and Liberated nation, I would like to make a proposition that in return for your guarantee of her defence in the event of invasion, Glamour will provide economic assistance and strategic and ethical warfare symposiums between our nations should your country decide to take action that concerns the protection of the lives and liberties of the LGBT community in Burleson. In addition, we will provide unconditional and extensive refugee accommodation and political asylum for any among you who are endangered or injured free of charge on our tribal island resort of Isla.

We will provide subsidisation of the price of the computer(s) upon which this correspondence is being read, and we insist that their physical hard drives be destroyed beyond functionality or recognition, as well as this communication being regarded as henceforth non-existant in any official capacity.

Outgoing Source: generalsecretary@cc.kremlin.cccp
Specified Subject: RE: The ongoing diplomatic and military conflict in Burleson regarding the DGLF
Encryption Level: 000-000-000-MIL-NU-DEFCON-CC-000-000-000

The General Secretary calls upon his guards, imploring them to remove the hard drives from the computers. The hard drives are purged of sensitive information and disposed of properly within the dark confines of the Kremlin.

by **Serrian** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:22 pm

With Synapse's massive intelligence network detecting flurries of suspiciously encrypted messages, as well as corresponding troop movements, a logic subroutine initiates. Simultaneously, two satellites activate their maneuvering thrusters simultaneously, traversing the planet to enter geostationary orbit above Burleson.

At home, tension is high on Terminus Island, seat of Serrian's military, with all of the highest officers of the Joint Serrian Security Forces practically melting with stress. At any moment, they are ready to be called upon to wreak havoc upon either side of the conflict via air, land, and space.

All it took was Synapse choosing who would take the blow.

by **District XIV** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:29 pm

To: President Nick Teleno, Burleson
Type: Private

I do not imagine there is much more to state regarding the recent actions of the ‘Deerfield Gay Liberation Front’—specifically the attack on a city bus and justified occupation of parts of Darlington county—than a rather blunt, “what did you expect?” Irrationally restricting the right for a minority to be equal in terms of the law brings consequences that you, President Nick Teleno, should have expected.

You maintain no apparent regard for science and even common sense, and instead allow the vast ignorance in your Congress to pass laws that bring nothing but appalling results from both sides. The VDR rarely supports nor even remains indifferent towards acts of terrorism, but as the quote goes, “one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter.” And for Homosexuals, the wider LGBT+ population, and most of the people that live in the fucking 21st century (not the 18th, off which you probably model your social structure) the DGLF fights for freedom, while you hide behind the untruthful banner of “freedom” to enhance your bigoted ultraconservatism.

Don't take this message and toss out in the trash like you've assumably done with every condemnation and statement of sanction, because you can't ignore the world and put off the inevitable.

From,
High Office of Wisdom (HOW), VDR

by **Glamour** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:33 pm

The U S S R wrote:Outgoing Source: generalsecretary@cc.kremlin.cccp
Specified Subject: RE: The ongoing diplomatic and military conflict in Burleson regarding the DGLF
Encryption Level: 000-000-000-MIL-NU-DEFCON-CC-000-000-000

Cassadra Davenport, 43rd Incumbent Diva of Glamour, Esteemed Ally:

We accept all proposals herein. Fear not for our numbers; our training and expertise are invaluable. Likewise, we are fully capable of launching [EXPUNGED].

D.D., GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF THE UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS

The General Secretary calls upon his guards, imploring them to remove the hard drives from the computers. The hard drives are purged of sensitive information and disposed of properly within the dark confines of the Kremlin.

Cassadra Davenport experiences a brief existential crisis, before snapping her fingers and subsequently being presented with a fatty and a bottle of Chambord liquour on a platinum plate, the consumption of which restores her conviction in her decision.

Given that it is now past 10pm, the Diva is noticeably struggling with the stringing together of coherent sentences, but nevertheless orders an emergency conference to be held in the city of Belstaff's underground Xerox headquarters. She retreats to her chaise longue and declares that she will review the minutes in the morning before any further contact with the honourable General Secretary is authorised.

She requests to be awoken only in the event that the conflict inexplicably and suddenly ends, or in the event that her chihuahua is taken ill during the night. The Diva unceremoniously falls unconscious and begins to snore, whereupon her advisors flee her chamber in affront and assert that the wiring of monies totaling 3 billion Papers (which is not as valuable a sum as it sounds) be wired to the General Secretary as compensation for the destroyed hard drives. She specifically requests that the individual who carries out the transaction be a masked, inconspicuous woman in a trench coat, under disguise as a celebrant of the continuing Glamourmas festivities. Further machinations await private discussion and the sobering and arousal of Ms. Davenport.

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:51 pm

Thermodolia wrote:The Corporate Dictatorship of Thermodolia condemns all actions of terror. That being said the nation of Burleson 2, which from our understanding is a member of the World Assembly and therefore must abide to all legislation passed by that organization, must comply with GAR #15 or resign from the World Assembly.

Thank you for your time,

Jacob Dolia
President and CEO of Thermodolia

"God's law shall come before any other law within the confines of this great nation." - Roger McAndrew, Burleson's first president, from his inaugural speech, June 1, 1965

by **The Berdanvian Empire** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:54 pm

Since Berdanvia is in it's own war, we are not able to aid the Gays, but we support you and you will always be remembered in many Berdanvian hearts.

by **The Greater States of Racoonia** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:58 pm

My previous strike proposal will go under the name "Operation Conservative Might". Lieutenant General Niklaus Meinhard, Lieutenant General Phillip P. Fry, and Major General Nigel Marvin continue to wait for a reply from the Burlesonian Government on whether to execute this operation, or scrap it.

by **Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 7:58 pm

FROM: The Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms
TO: Open
ENCRYPTION: None

Hello and good evening to all nations opposed to the Burlesonian 'Sexual Morality Act of 2014'. It is my current opinion that the apparent mobilisation of Raccoonian forces towards freedom-fighter held areas will spell disaster for both the homosexual freedom fighters, as well as the local populace of Darlington County. This is due to the fact that recent intelligence hints that the Coalition intends to bomb, then subsequently and indiscriminately shell the occupied areas of Darlington County into submission.

However, in my eyes, the Raccoonian-Burleson Coalition would not dare launch an attack without air cover, let alone with our aircraft watching them from above. As such, I would request your support and co-operation in establishing a no-fly zone for all Burleson 2-aligned nations over Magnolia island for the duration of the conflict. I believe this to be the best course of action to de-escalate the conflict, or to al least prevent the indiscriminate shelling of civilian centres.

I await your response.
Signed:

by **The U S S R** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:02 pm

Burleson 2 wrote:
Thermodolia wrote:The Corporate Dictatorship of Thermodolia condemns all actions of terror. That being said the nation of Burleson 2, which from our understanding is a member of the World Assembly and therefore must abide to all legislation passed by that organization, must comply with GAR #15 or resign from the World Assembly.

Thank you for your time,

Jacob Dolia
President and CEO of Thermodolia

"God's law shall come before any other law within the confines of this great nation." - Roger McAndrew, Burleson's first president, from his inaugural speech, June 1, 1965

Your God's law matters not in World Assembly affairs, seeing as you are a delegate and you agreed to the overruling of your atrociously outdated laws by the World Assembly. We shall offer an ultimatum.

You will resign your commission in the World Assembly, or our attacks will continue.

You have twenty-four hours to resign and seventy-two hours before the attacks begin.

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:04 pm

Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms wrote:
Combat Vehicles list:
4x AS011 'Kinloss' Maritime Patrol Aircraft
-2x AS012 'Hawk' escourt per Kinloss
-1x AS015 'Mars' escourt per Kinloss
1x Andromeda-Class Super-Carrier
-40x AS014 'Morrow' each
-50x AS015 'Mars' each
4x Sol-Class Aircraft Carrier
-50x AS012 'Hawk' each
-10x AS015 'Mars' each
2x Albain-Class Assault Ship
-4x Peregrine Medium Maritime Attack Helicopter each
-2x LCU
-6x FV4014 'Contender'
-12x PCV4015 'Alligator'
2x Jupiter-Class Destroyer
-2x Haast Heavy Attack Helicopter each
-6x Rigid-hulled Inflatable Boat
4x Saturn-Class Frigate
-6x Buzzard Light Maritime Patrol Helicopter each
-3x Rigid-hulled Inflatable Boat
6x Tycho-Class Sloop-of-War
-2x Rigid-hulled Inflatable Boat
14x Luna-Class Sloop-of-War
-2x Rigid-hulled Inflatable Boat
2x Pluto-Class Submarine

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FROM: The Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms
TO: The President of Burleson 2; Nicholas Teleno
ENCRYPTION: None

Setting aside any moral qualms which I may have with such a grievous violation of the liberties of your citizens, I would like to join President Dolia of Thermodolia in highlighting the fact that the 'Sexual Morality Act of 2014' is in direct contravention of General Assembly Resolution #15- The Freedom of Marriage Act. As Burleson 2 is a member of the World Assembly, it must abide by the resolutions of the General Assembly, or else leave the World Assembly.

Additionally, I shall be providing the people of the afflicted areas of Darlington County with satellite phones, these phones will be air-dropped in all population centres in the county and should allow for average people caught up in the situation to contact their loved ones, as well as providing a means for the 'terrorists' to make their demands. Hopefully, this will provide a channel though which a negotiated ceasefire can be achieved.
Signed:
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With this announcement, shipments of Sqwk-1 'Babies-first-satphone's begin their journey to Halifax International, where they will be loaded upon 6 AS008 'Atlas' airlift aircraft, ready to embark upon their flight to Darlington County, Magnolia Island. The aid formation will be accompanied by 8 AS015s for the first half of the journey, which will be joined by 6 additional AS014s once they near Magnolia Island.

The Greater States of Racoonia wrote:Lieutenant General Niklaus Meinhard, Lieutenant General Phillip P. Fry, and Major General Nigel Marvin propose a join attack on the terrorists by Racoonian Coalition troops, and Burlesonian Military troops. They propose that the attack should begin with Racoonian Coalition airstrikes conducted by the remaining 15 Racoonian Coalition fighter escorts. Then, Burlesonian artillery should bombard the enemy strongpoints for about 50 minutes. Afterward, a group of 5,000 Greater Racoonian troops (armed with F2000 assault rifles and M60 machine guns, as well as equipped with gas masks), 5,000 (negotiable) Burlesonian troops, and 2,000 Mormanian MM-25 tanks should assault terrorist positions, and kill or capture the remaining terrorists.

Of course, Racoonian Coalition troops and armour will need time to travel to their designated positions to strike the terrorists, so it will take time before the operation can be exacuted.
AS011 'Kinloss' Patrols and SBAF Orbital Branch 'Oracle' Reconnaissance Satellites observe the tell-tale signs of coming military action as frankly absurd numbers of Raccoonian troops begin to mass in the unaffected regions of Darlington county. Noticing increased aerial activity by Raccoonian-Berleson Coalition fighters, an imminent attack on the breakaway territory is feared.
The Coalition fighters are nothing which the aerial might of Taskforce Salem cannot handle, however, should the Coalition fighters be intercepted too late, countless civilian lives will be lost in the indiscriminate Coalition bombing and shelling.

The decision of enforcing a no-fly zone over Magnolia island weighs heavily on the mind of the Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms.

Serrian wrote:
To President Teleno,

While Serrian continues to disapprove of your anti-homosexuality restrictions, we are also aware of the excessive force being employed by these terrorists and do not condone such violent forms of dissent. As such, we will be happy to supply humanitarian aid to any and all civilian populaces and infrastructures damaged in this conflict; don't be stupid enough to try and use our aid for your military. If the situation escalates even further, we may even send direct military support, but for now, we seek to remain peaceful.

Best wishes,
Allen Mallory
Synapse Representative

As promised, twenty CT-05 "Odyssey" transport aircraft are sent out from Serrian, carrying medical supplies and food to Burleson. An official radio message is also sent out,

Code: Select all
TO ALL NATIONS INVOLVED IN BURLESON CONFLICT: TWENTY SERRIAN NON-COMBATANT AIRCRAFT DELIVERING HUMANITARIAN AID TO CIVILIANS INTERVENTION WILL BE MET WITH MILITARY RESPONSE OF EXTREME PREJUDICE FIRST AND ONLY WARNING ~PRIME ADMIRAL JANNERY

As the Odyssey flight group nears Magnolian waters, a flight of 6 AS012 'Hawk' and 2 AS014 'Morrow' aircraft are scrambled from the decks of the vessels of Taskforce Salem. Equipped in typical long-range escourt configuration, they offer their services as a fighter escourt for the Humanitarian aid mission.
Stealthily, 2 AS015 'Mars' drones take off and probe ahead of the aerial formation.

Department of State
Republic of Burleson

Dei Gratia

From: Katherine Lambert, Republic of Burleson
To: Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms

I'd like to state for the record, that the Sexual Morality Act of 2014 has no effect on marriage law. Our marriage laws are based on the Fourth Amendment to our constitution

Signed, Katherine Lambert
Minister of State
Republic of Burleson

by **The U S S R** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:11 pm

Burleson 2 wrote:
Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms wrote:
Combat Vehicles list:
4x AS011 'Kinloss' Maritime Patrol Aircraft
-2x AS012 'Hawk' escourt per Kinloss
-1x AS015 'Mars' escourt per Kinloss
1x Andromeda-Class Super-Carrier
-40x AS014 'Morrow' each
-50x AS015 'Mars' each
4x Sol-Class Aircraft Carrier
-50x AS012 'Hawk' each
-10x AS015 'Mars' each
2x Albain-Class Assault Ship
-4x Peregrine Medium Maritime Attack Helicopter each
-2x LCU
-6x FV4014 'Contender'
-12x PCV4015 'Alligator'
2x Jupiter-Class Destroyer
-2x Haast Heavy Attack Helicopter each
-6x Rigid-hulled Inflatable Boat
4x Saturn-Class Frigate
-6x Buzzard Light Maritime Patrol Helicopter each
-3x Rigid-hulled Inflatable Boat
6x Tycho-Class Sloop-of-War
-2x Rigid-hulled Inflatable Boat
14x Luna-Class Sloop-of-War
-2x Rigid-hulled Inflatable Boat
2x Pluto-Class Submarine

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FROM: The Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms
TO: The President of Burleson 2; Nicholas Teleno
ENCRYPTION: None

Setting aside any moral qualms which I may have with such a grievous violation of the liberties of your citizens, I would like to join President Dolia of Thermodolia in highlighting the fact that the 'Sexual Morality Act of 2014' is in direct contravention of General Assembly Resolution #15- The Freedom of Marriage Act. As Burleson 2 is a member of the World Assembly, it must abide by the resolutions of the General Assembly, or else leave the World Assembly.

Additionally, I shall be providing the people of the afflicted areas of Darlington County with satellite phones, these phones will be air-dropped in all population centres in the county and should allow for average people caught up in the situation to contact their loved ones, as well as providing a means for the 'terrorists' to make their demands. Hopefully, this will provide a channel though which a negotiated ceasefire can be achieved.
Signed:
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With this announcement, shipments of Sqwk-1 'Babies-first-satphone's begin their journey to Halifax International, where they will be loaded upon 6 AS008 'Atlas' airlift aircraft, ready to embark upon their flight to Darlington County, Magnolia Island. The aid formation will be accompanied by 8 AS015s for the first half of the journey, which will be joined by 6 additional AS014s once they near Magnolia Island.

AS011 'Kinloss' Patrols and SBAF Orbital Branch 'Oracle' Reconnaissance Satellites observe the tell-tale signs of coming military action as frankly absurd numbers of Raccoonian troops begin to mass in the unaffected regions of Darlington county. Noticing increased aerial activity by Raccoonian-Berleson Coalition fighters, an imminent attack on the breakaway territory is feared.
The Coalition fighters are nothing which the aerial might of Taskforce Salem cannot handle, however, should the Coalition fighters be intercepted too late, countless civilian lives will be lost in the indiscriminate Coalition bombing and shelling.

The decision of enforcing a no-fly zone over Magnolia island weighs heavily on the mind of the Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms.

As the Odyssey flight group nears Magnolian waters, a flight of 6 AS012 'Hawk' and 2 AS014 'Morrow' aircraft are scrambled from the decks of the vessels of Taskforce Salem. Equipped in typical long-range escourt configuration, they offer their services as a fighter escourt for the Humanitarian aid mission.
Stealthily, 2 AS015 'Mars' drones take off and probe ahead of the aerial formation.

Department of State
Republic of Burleson

Dei Gratia

From: Katherine Lambert, Republic of Burleson
To: Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms

I'd like to state for the record, that the Sexual Morality Act of 2014 has no effect on marriage law. Our marriage laws are based on the Fourth Amendment to our constitution

Signed, Katherine Lambert
Minister of State
Republic of Burleson

To be quite frank, it matters not. You have defied International Law; therefore, you will be punished unless you resign your commission. You have been warned.

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:13 pm

Burleson Broadcasting Network wrote:Support for allowing gay marriage is at its lowest since 1994 and is still rapidly declining. In a recent poll, 3.1% of Burlesonians would support a repeal of anti-gay laws such as the Sexual Morality Act and the Fourth Amendment. In the same poll taken in December 2013, 9.8% of respondents have stated that they support gay marriage. This rapid decline is likely in response to terrorist actions taken by the DGLF. In a phone call with Bentley County Representative, Bill Lansing, president Teleno has stated that the "sick actions" taken by the DGLF "must and will be met with great force"

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:16 pm

The U S S R wrote:
Burleson 2 wrote:
Department of State
Republic of Burleson
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Dei Gratia

From: Katherine Lambert, Republic of Burleson
To: Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms

I'd like to state for the record, that the Sexual Morality Act of 2014 has no effect on marriage law. Our marriage laws are based on the Fourth Amendment to our constitution

Signed, Katherine Lambert
Minister of State
Republic of Burleson

To be quite frank, it matters not. You have defied International Law; therefore, you will be punished unless you resign your commission. You have been warned.

Office of the President
Republic of Burleson

Dei Gratia

From: President Nick Teleno, Republic of Burleson
To: The U S S R

It's not up to you to attack anyone just for a trivial matter like this. I'll handle my nation, and you worry about ~~commieland~~ your nation.

Signed, Nick Teleno
President of the Republic of Burleson

by **Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:21 pm

Burleson 2 wrote:
Department of State
Republic of Burleson
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Dei Gratia

From: Katherine Lambert, Republic of Burleson
To: Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms

I'd like to state for the record, that the Sexual Morality Act of 2014 has no effect on marriage law. Our marriage laws are based on the Fourth Amendment to our constitution

Signed, Katherine Lambert
Minister of State
Republic of Burleson

FROM: The Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms
TO: The President of Burleson 2; Nicholas Teleno
ENCRYPTION: None

And I'd like to state that the 'SMAo2014' does affect GAR#15, as the criminalisation of homosexuals and homosexual acts directly interferes with their right to marry.
Additionally, just like SMAo2014, the Fourth Amendment to the Burlesonian Constitution directly contravenes GAR#15.
Henceforth, Burlesonian Law is still at odds with the Resolutions passed by the GA of the World Assembly, of which Burleson 2 is still a voting member. As such, Burleson 2 must strike down the fourth amendment to the Constitution, as well as the SMAo2014, or else it must leave the World Assembly, lest it be directly and deliberately defying international law.
Signed:

by **The Greater States of Racoonia** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:24 pm

Racoonian forces are now in position for operation "Conservative Might". They now wait for their Burlesonian counterparts to arrive, and order the attack when ready.

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:26 pm

The Greater States of Racoonia wrote:Racoonian forces are now in position for operation "Conservative Might". They now wait for their Burlesonian counterparts to arrive, and order the attack when ready.

Burlesonian forces are already stationed in the occupied territory.

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:28 pm

Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms wrote:
Burleson 2 wrote:
Department of State
Republic of Burleson
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Dei Gratia

From: Katherine Lambert, Republic of Burleson
To: Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms

I'd like to state for the record, that the Sexual Morality Act of 2014 has no effect on marriage law. Our marriage laws are based on the Fourth Amendment to our constitution

Signed, Katherine Lambert
Minister of State
Republic of Burleson

FROM: The Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms
TO: The President of Burleson 2; Nicholas Teleno
ENCRYPTION: None

And I'd like to state that the 'SMAo2014' does affect GAR#15, as the criminalisation of homosexuals and homosexual acts directly interferes with their right to marry.
Additionally, just like SMAo2014, the Fourth Amendment to the Burlesonian Constitution directly contravenes GAR#15.
Henceforth, Burlesonian Law is still at odds with the Resolutions passed by the GA of the World Assembly, of which Burleson 2 is still a voting member. As such, Burleson 2 must strike down the fourth amendment to the Constitution, as well as the SMAo2014, or else it must leave the World Assembly, lest it be directly and deliberately defying international law.
Signed:

by **Ararat Mountain** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:35 pm


To President Nicholas Teleno
        I, Federal Commander Eli Asadoori offer my deepest condolences to the county that has been affected by these terrorist attacks.
We the people, of the Holy Federation are shocked at the news of the inhumane attacks by the pro-gay terrorists. 
We also offer you refuge for the citizens that were affected. An airstrip and an An-26 passenger plane have been reserved at the (NEA) New Erebuni Airport. 
The Ararati government will also send aid of three-million dollars worth of food and water to to the capital of Burleson to be transported to the stricken areas. 
The Holy federation will refrain from using our military manpower and supplies for the time being. Again, we will strongly support you and your nation, but not through military force.
Our national church services will pray for the nation of Burleson. May God be with you.

Signed: Eli Asadoori

by **Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:38 pm

Burleson 2 wrote:
The Republic of Burleson refuses to abide by certain parts of or the entirety of any World Assembly Resolutions that pose a violation of the teachings and principles of Christianity by part of or the entirety of the resolutions. The listed resolutions are addressed by this amendment. The list may be added to or edited at any time.

GAR #15, “Freedom of Marriage Act”
GAR #16, “Sexual Privacy Act”
GAR #35, “The Charter of Civil Rights”
GAR #91, “A Convention on Gender”
GAR #128, “On Abortion”
GAR #286, “Reproductive Freedoms”

FROM: The Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms
TO: The President of Burleson 2; Nicholas Teleno
ENCRYPTION: None

Lemmie make this reaaaaally clear since you don't seem to be getting it.

You are currently a member of a community which has certain laws.
The laws are non-negotiable, and you don't get to pick and choose which laws you follow and which ones you don't.
As a member, you must abide all of the laws.
If you don't abide by any of the laws, then you do not qualify for membership, and you must leave.
Therefore, since you've chosen not to obey certain laws, you must leave.
Signed:

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:39 pm

Burleson Broadcasting Network wrote:A suicide bomber affiliated with the DGLF has attacked the maternity ward at the Nelson County Medical Center killing 44 people, including 26 newborn infants and 14 women. A note was found outside of the hospital stating, "The attacks will continue until all Burlesonians accept our agenda. Those who do not accept the whole of it will be put to death, with their families."

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:42 pm

Assorted sucrose-based lifeforms wrote:
Burleson 2 wrote:
The Republic of Burleson refuses to abide by certain parts of or the entirety of any World Assembly Resolutions that pose a violation of the teachings and principles of Christianity by part of or the entirety of the resolutions. The listed resolutions are addressed by this amendment. The list may be added to or edited at any time.

GAR #15, “Freedom of Marriage Act”
GAR #16, “Sexual Privacy Act”
GAR #35, “The Charter of Civil Rights”
GAR #91, “A Convention on Gender”
GAR #128, “On Abortion”
GAR #286, “Reproductive Freedoms”

FROM: The Reigning Monarch of The Eternal Empire of Assorted Sucrose-Based Lifeforms
TO: The President of Burleson 2; Nicholas Teleno
ENCRYPTION: None

Lemmie make this reaaaaally clear since you don't seem to be getting it.

You are currently a member of a community which has certain laws.
The laws are non-negotiable, and you don't get to pick and choose which laws you follow and which ones you don't.
As a member, you must abide all of the laws.
If you don't abide by any of the laws, then you do not qualify for membership, and you must leave.
Therefore, since you've chosen not to obey certain laws, you must leave.
Signed:

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Nations are not actually required to follow WA law. As per SC#114.

by **Glamour** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:45 pm

During the nightly composition of Glamour's daily newspaper cycle in the offices of The Daily Illumination, a mildly infamous transgender avant-garde artist and exotic performer operating in the Fuchsia Light District of Stiletto, by the stage name of Anna Karinunta, has contacted the editor directly with an exclusive and explosive exposé regarding the President of Burleson. Prospective headlines read: Little Nick Appreciates a Woman With a ****, Nick the ***** Teleno is in Denial, But Anna Knows, and Karinunta Set to Lead Anti-Burleson Rally; Insists but Regrets Presidential Intimacy in a Dorchester Alley, and more.

by **Burleson 2** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:48 pm

Glamour wrote:
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During the nightly composition of Glamour's daily newspaper cycle in the offices of The Daily Illumination, a mildly infamous transgender avant-garde artist and exotic performer operating in the Fuchsia Light District of Stiletto, by the stage name of Anna Karinunta, has contacted the editor directly with an exclusive and explosive exposé regarding the President of Burleson. Prospective headlines read: Little Nick Appreciates a Woman With a ****, Nick the ***** Teleno is in Denial, But Anna Knows, and Karinunta Set to Lead Anti-Burleson Rally; Insists but Regrets Presidential Intimacy in a Dorchester Alley, and more.

" Listen. I was hired to perform at a 21st birthday party in January 31st, 1987, and the birthday party was in celebration of Nick Teleno. Why anyone would celebrate that thing, I don't know. But honey, let me make this clear, although I am absolutely not proud of it: I did have sexual relations with that man."

The veracity of the attention-hungry Karinunta's statements are debatable, but the paper insists that sensitive fetishistic information about an international pariah would sell papers like hot cakes.

The Cultural Liaisons Association of Glamour have advised against publication, and although the government is able to avoid such an event from taking place, it is known for its cultural rebelliousness, hatred of censorship and love of fabulous and trashy gossip.

The situation has been designated 7 minutes of discussion time during the government's nocturnal emergency Xerox meeting, and the final decision regarding censorship of the article will be taken by the Diva after her morning "exercise" and before the release of The Daily Illumination.

OOC: How do you have a Bill Clinton reference in 1987?
IC:

Office of the President
Republic of Burleson

Dei Gratia

From: President Nick Teleno, Republic of Burleson
To: The Glamour

Are you implying that I cheated on my wife with a tranny?

Signed, Nick Teleno
President of the Republic of Burleson

by **Communist Volkstrad** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:49 pm

To: The DGLF

The Democratic Republic of Volkstrad sends its solidarity to the people fighting for liberty in the backwards, corrupt Republic of Burleson.

We support your control over the territory, and offer full support if it advances into a full revolution.
We will, in fact send a shipment of arms and ammunition, medical supplies and other such things to you in order to better secure it
May your revolution march ever onwards.

Regards,
Chairwoman Freja Grunewald of the Volkboard
Democratic Republic of Volkstrad

by **The U S S R** » Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:50 pm

Burleson 2 wrote:
Burleson Broadcasting Network wrote:A suicide bomber affiliated with the DGLF has attacked the maternity ward at the Nelson County Medical Center killing 44 people, including 26 newborn infants and 14 women. A note was found outside of the hospital stating, "The attacks will continue until all Burlesonians accept our agenda. Those who do not accept the whole of it will be put to death, with their families."

Soviet intelligence reports have uncovered that this note was a political stunt, staged by the Burlesonian reactionaries to attract sympathy from unsuspecting nations and from the government of Burleson.

"Targets confirmed, sir," a stout officer spats, swiveling around in his chair. "Awaiting orders."

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