Glamour wrote:The U S S R wrote:(Image)
From the Union of Soviet Socialist Republics,
An Open Letter to the Government of Burleson
PRESIDENT NICK TELENO:
You should take heed of this notice. The counties of Dixie, Odessa, and Camden are placed in an immediate danger zone. Do not take our "threats" lightly; our military experiences are domineering, seeing as we liberated the Freedlands from fascist control two times, each time a crushing defeat for their hideous organizations and fascist dictatorships. The Union of Soviet Socialist Republics pledges its aid to the DGLF, and we encourage citizens of Burleson to take up arms against their fascist government. Free yourself from the oppression.
Expect us. We join and commend those in the nation of Glamour in the desecration of the flag of Burleson. Soviet citizens have held the flag of Burleson atop the Palace of the Soviets for a burning ceremony. You have also been placed on our state-sponsored terrorist government organizations.GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY OF THE UNION OF SOVIET SOCIALIST REPUBLICS, DOSTOYA DOSTOYEVSKY
Sender: cassadra.davenport@gov.clam
Subject: The ongoing diplomatic and military conflict in Burleson regarding the DGLF
Encryption level: Outrageously complex
Outgoing Source: generalsecretary@cc.kremlin.cccp
Specified Subject: RE: The ongoing diplomatic and military conflict in Burleson regarding the DGLF
Encryption Level: 000-000-000-MIL-NU-DEFCON-CC-000-000-000
The General Secretary calls upon his guards, imploring them to remove the hard drives from the computers. The hard drives are purged of sensitive information and disposed of properly within the dark confines of the Kremlin.