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The Great War of the World( Closed; CAS Only RP)

A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Shaler
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Postby Shaler » Tue Feb 17, 2015 6:22 pm

Shalian council chambers, 2015

6:47



The room had grown tense....

The ever present and ever growing problem of the SFE was only putting the council more on edge....

"We ARE LOSING INFLUENCE TO A MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF THE FLAMING ALMIGHTY FOR FU#K$ SAKE PEOPLE!"
"We aren't LOSING influence to anyone!"
"Everyone just calm the hell down! Attacking each other isn't helping our problem!"
"What do you suppose we do then genius?"
"We are losing agents faster then we can replace them!"
"Well then change the damn tactics!"
"What?"
"Why the hell are we sending agents into a country that has clearly proved to the world they are innocent?"
"BECAUSE WE KNOW THEY ARE NOT IDIOT!"
"Exactly!"
"What point are you trying to make?"

"What I'm saying people! Is that the SFE are not the only ones who can play political mind games!"

The room went completely silent for a few moments. Then some wicked smiles began to spread across the faces of the ministers.

"Can we fight back?"

"Yes I have a plan"
"Dólar for your thoughts."

"They want to set up one of our allies for the assassinations? How about we set up them for our own little special surprise!"

"Hear, hear!"

"If the world refuses to see their involvement in this matter! They won't be able to deny the truth in the next one!"
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Postby Shaler » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:02 pm

The order came all at once to pull out most agents, but not all at once. Slow and gradual, as to not have any discrepancies. Some agents would stay behind, give their lives for the cause. Their families would be rewarded... .

But what was to come was far more important then their families. This time would decide the fate of South America. It would decide wither the face of the south was dominated by a tyrant, or by a benevolent council....

First things first, secure allies.

Transmission to the Equalsun empire
We in the peoples council would like to thank you for your cooperation in matters of South American politics. However you know as well as we do about what will happen here if tensions get any higher. We would like to ask what it would take to cement a military alliance between our nations?


Transmission to Dezerat
Hail brothers, comrades and fellow socialists of Dezerat! We, as you most likely know are having significant troubles in south America dealing with the SFE. We would first like to extend our hand in total free trade between our nations, and would like know what it would take to cement a military alliance between our glorious states.




Next step, thank Cydonia. Polite people get far in life.

Transmission to Cydonia
We would like to thank you for the help you provided us, and for your housing and training of our counter terrorism forces. We will be sending you, Mr. Molon Labe a hand carved gold and brazilwood statue of appreciation.


Next appoint a head minister of the council....
This would serve its purpose in time.

Finally ensure other powers neutrality.

Transmission to the Republic of India
We in the peoples council wish for our nations to engage in friendly relations. We would suggest a trade agreement between our nation, as well as a non-aggression pact.


Transmission to NRR
We in the peoples council would like to establish friendly relations between our nations. We suggest a trade route and a non-aggression pact to begin with.
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The Parthian Crown
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Postby The Parthian Crown » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:12 pm

The Parthian Crown, after a long period of darkness and cut communication returns to the world stage. In the wake of the collapse of the Great Nova Roma, Parthian troops move to take the fallen capital of it's former ally. Ukraine surrenders it's forces to the might of the Parthian military forces, and Kiev, taken in the initial deployment, has sent out orders to cease all hostilities with Parthian troops. Ukraine now belongs to the fold of the mighty Parthian Empire.

OOC: Sorry for the wait, I've been without internet for about a week and unable to post. I take Ukraine as my weekly move.

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Postby Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Tue Feb 17, 2015 7:58 pm

Hernandez slicked his hair back as he waited to enter the Flaming Almighty's office. Shaler was up to something, and this raised considerable concerns. A secretary walked up and showed him into the office. He saluted as he stood before the Almighty who was lounging at his desk smoking.
"At ease," said the Almighty, "This visit is very sudden Hernandez, we could have easily talked over the radio so this better be important."
Hernandez nodded in acknowledgement to the subtle threat. "It's very troubling sir, the amount of Shaler's spies being intercepted at the border has started to increase some."
"Well that isn't very bad, doesn't that mean border control is getting better?" he replied with and edge that clearly showed he was skeptical about the importance of this, and Hernandez's life expectancy.
"That's what I thought as well sir, but it kept increasing to a point. Also the amount of captures inside the border started dropping, almost to the point of non-existence but for a few. We've also found a distinct lack of intel on recent captures and kills," replied Hernandez.
"Hmmm, this is very interesting," mused the Almighty, "Shaler wouldn't give up this easily on proving us guilty, so if they're withdrawing then they're up to something. Tighten security on all sensitive locations, especially here. I want every staff member in those places triple background checked for discrepancies. Kill anyone with connections to Shaler."
"Will do sir," replied Hernandez, "I also would advise we start sending agents into Shaler sir. They've been trained as much as possible on how to survive even our counter intelligence strategies. Very few will be captured if at all."
"Fine, send a small amount in. Advise them to always be ready to commit suicide if captured. No interrogations, no prisoners."
"As you wish," said Hernandez as he saluted and left the office. He needed to debrief the few agents that would be sent in. Only the best and most devout would go, and no one would be coming back until peace was made or Shaler was gone.

Back in his office, the Flaming Almighty decided it was time to call on the few allies he had. China needed to at least stay out of this, but help would be most appreciated.

To: Emperor Xi of China
From: SFE
I would like to solidify our military and economic relations. A more permanent military alliance would be most welcome to my nation. I would also like to have trade of military vehicles and weapons for my resources. Our army is struggling to grow and we could use the help from your numerous factories. Peace and Prosperity to you all.
-The Flaming Almighty


To: Rodrenon
From: SFE
While we realize that you have declared neutrality, I urge you to help me in these troubling times. I would like to have trading relationships with you, and would love to import weapons and vehicles for oil and other resources. A military alliance may be out of the question for you, but we must reach out to whoever we can. Please reconsider your neutrality. Peace and Prosperity to you all.
-The Flaming Almighty
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Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.

It's like the NSA! Oh, wait... *puts on tin foil hat and hides under table*

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Postby Confederation of imperial states » Tue Feb 17, 2015 8:48 pm

The Parthian Crown wrote:The Parthian Crown, after a long period of darkness and cut communication returns to the world stage. In the wake of the collapse of the Great Nova Roma, Parthian troops move to take the fallen capital of it's former ally. Ukraine surrenders it's forces to the might of the Parthian military forces, and Kiev, taken in the initial deployment, has sent out orders to cease all hostilities with Parthian troops. Ukraine now belongs to the fold of the mighty Parthian Empire.

OOC: Sorry for the wait, I've been without internet for about a week and unable to post. I take Ukraine as my weekly move.


OOC: wait nova roma collapsed?

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Postby Equalsun Empire » Tue Feb 17, 2015 9:16 pm

Confederation of imperial states wrote:
The Parthian Crown wrote:The Parthian Crown, after a long period of darkness and cut communication returns to the world stage. In the wake of the collapse of the Great Nova Roma, Parthian troops move to take the fallen capital of it's former ally. Ukraine surrenders it's forces to the might of the Parthian military forces, and Kiev, taken in the initial deployment, has sent out orders to cease all hostilities with Parthian troops. Ukraine now belongs to the fold of the mighty Parthian Empire.

OOC: Sorry for the wait, I've been without internet for about a week and unable to post. I take Ukraine as my weekly move.


OOC: wait nova roma collapsed?

OOC: He hasn't posted in over 12 days. However, I suggest we wait until NRR declares him out of the RP before taking territory, Parthian Crown ;)
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Postby Rodrenon » Wed Feb 18, 2015 1:44 am

1:33 pm, The Joint Session of Oratory, the Federation Building - Ellethrond, Rodrenon

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The Chamber of Prelates (holding Joint Session)

"First, may I congratulate the Seneschal, for the annexation of Nigeria. Admiral Audreys Wellince has taken temporary control of the territory as the Supreme Representative of the Federal Government. However, we have hear the dispatch of the Ismeili Caliph, Süleyman. It follows as such.

We request you leave Nigeria, your incursions on the Northern States of Africa are not unnoticed and are not allowed by us, we will not stand for aggression on them, If you wish anything in return of this request except land we will arrange a meeting, but denial of our request will not go unnoticed, you have a week to respond to us or else...
We hope this does not degrade our relations as neighbors, but resolve this problem.

Then it is followed by his signature. Would the Government wish to state something before we proceed?"
The federal orators looked around and adjusted their seats. The room had become much more uncomfortable over the last minute. The Tribunes Consul had spoken in a clear voice, but even in her most declarative tone, there was still that hint of worry.
"Thank you, Tribunes Consul Roby," said the Seneschal, "for the compliment. And the matters of Nigeria and Africa, well, my government has discussed this matter for the last few days. For the most part, we've agreed on two things, I will meet with the Caliph and Nigeria must remain Rodrenon's." That's when the bickering began. Should Nigeria stay Rodrenon's, Ismeil had been a nation in that area for a longer time, do they have the right to say things like this, but then there's the oil, the trade, and the soldiers who died for the war.
"Yes, what about the soldiers, said the Leader of the Opposition in the Chamber of Tribunes, Hames Nolley. I understand they did a huge duty and honor for fighting for the Rodredt cause, but I'm not going to ask them to fight anymore than what they've done already."
"Are you suggesting," said the Seneschal, "that we just let go of Nigeria? I did not fight for our economic stability to let go of Nigeria." The Government and some supporters cheered, while others remained in their seat twisting around in discomfort. Some were annoyed by the Seneschal's stand.
"If I can address the whole of the Oratory, our Seneschal has held such fickle views on foreign policy," retorted Tribunes Opposition Leader Nolley. "To me, he has shown rude to near arrogant behavior within the area of foreign and even economic policy. Rodrenon, should be a guest in the Northern African countries. We're not conquerors, we were trying to attain economic stability. In fact, Seneschal Rydaye, I think judging on your policy in Nigeria, you're becoming as stubborn as your predecessor."
The entire room went silent. It was a heavy blow to the Seneschal and the whole room knew it. Nobody discusses the previous Seneschal. Even the Government began to grow uneasy.
"I am not here to discuss the ideologies and practices of Seneschal Lenhidam, I am here to discuss the current issue that we are in Nigeria, because it was necessary to gain economic stability through their oil, and now that we have the Equalsun Empire's oil partnership-."
"That's right!" Nolley interrupted the Seneschal and before the Seneschal could protest he stated, "we don't need Nigeria! The Equalsun Empire is giving us enough oil to sustain our economy. Any motion of sustaining Nigerian control is purely out of imperialistic attitude!"
The Seneschal winced at the trap he had made himself. However, he wasn't going down that easily. "May I remind you, Nolley, that your own daughter fought in the Nigerian War and kept her squadron alive and sacrificed herself as they took down in the Abuja subway. She sacrificed herself for the Rodredt Cause in Nigeria."
"Don't you dare, Sir Liamith Rydaye," the Tribunes Opposition Leader fumed. "My daughter has nothing to do with this-."
"Fine, your daughter has nothing to do with this, but the parents of the dead warriors, of the soldiers that took down Nigeria had fought well. They didn't die to one day see their footprints of bravery and heartache go back to Nigerian hands!"
The room went quiet. After a few minutes, the Consul of Prelates, Lizab Mylne, got up and spoke. "If there are no motions to be made by this joint session, then by the Federation, the joint session will be adjourned." Nobody made a word, nobody made a sound except for Nolley who was breathing hard enough for people to start staring.

3:08 pm, The Cabinet Chamber, the Federation Building - Ellethrond, Rodrenon

"Well that went well," said the Government Secretary. Rydaye just stared at his water bottle before he looked up. He stretched and his cabinet were taking small glances. The uneasiness of Oratory seemed to have spilled into the meeting of the cabinet.
"It seems to be the first thing on our agenda is the news from Ambassador Kaleyn Janset, our ambassador to the SFE," said the Government Secretary. "She has basically stated that Rodrenon is wanted to join the cause of the Flaming Siberian Eskimos. The Flaming Almighty had made it clear that he wanted our involvement. To SFE, Shaler's movements have grown to what Janset describes as being with 'hegemonic tendency'. If I may add to her, I would feel Shaler's policies have verged to near imperialism." The room grew quiet very quickly, before the Government Secretary made a save and stated, "There has been no talks from what we can hear from Shaler from Ambassador Ramlew."
"Are we able to provide a level of support and still maintain neutrality," asked the Seneschal.
"No, no, I'd believe it's not possible. The current atmosphere in South America is toxic," said Defense Steward Youncer.
"Seneschal, I'd believe that before we take any action, we try to urge contact with Shaler. They have not responded and I would advise us to urge them to respond to us. At the moment, all we know is that they're making moves on something and all we can confirm is that they they were trying to contact the Equalsun Empire. In fact, Ambassador Marget Jamer, our ambassador to the Equalsuns, have also confirmed that the Equalsuns were contacted by SFE, as well," said Foreign Steward Braymoor.
"Is this your advice, to urge contact with Shaler before we make a move?"
"If I could give a word on the subject, I would agree on this matter," said Economic Affairs Steward Chaiford. "I believe any move at the moment will be a costly one, especially with the backdrop of Nigeria and Ismeil."
"Well then fine, Braymoor, I would like you to go and contact Ambassador Ramlew and tell him to try for another meeting with the Shaler Government."
"Now on Nigeria, yes I'm talking about it. I will go to Ismeil and discuss the matters of Nigeria. Now, Youncer, I would like you to contact Cardinal-of-Arms Wyardaye, we have a new target. Also, I have a feeling I'm going to be contacting many foreign powers in the following days."
After the Cabinet meeting he went back to the Dominion Building where there was a public display known as the Chronic Colonnade. As he passed by, it got him to return to a more peaceful and clear mood. He went to his office and began to write

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The Chronic Colonnade


Transmissions, Requests, and other Intergovernmental Details


Subject: Nigeria
To: The Government of Ismeil
From: The Government of Rodrenon


Dear Süleyman Hashimad,

On the matters of Nigeria, I will not immediately make a decision that may appear that I am subjecting my country to giving up Nigeria after a costly war. I realize that the military aggression on Nigeria, would not go unnoticed from Ismeil. We don't desire a military conflict, and we'd much rather find a way to compromise allowing us to keep control of Nigeria. At the moment, though, Rodrenon will remain in Nigeria, however, I will send a delegate over to the capital of Ismeil to establish a more in depth discussion on the matter. If there is any argument short of military conflict you can deliver, then we'll reconsider our current occupation in Nigeria. I'd urge these meetings to be a sign that my Government is not completely unwilling to cooperate with Ismeil.

Sincerely,
Sir Liamith Rydaye, Seneschal of Rodrenon
The Office of the Seneschal

OOC: I'm sending Delegate Thenry Llemerd to the capital of Ismeil...additional info is that Beric Tonell is the Rodredt Ambassador to your country so I'll probably reference him, too...srry I'm always really into names


Subject: Panama Canal, New Agreements, and Advice
To: The Government of the Equalsun Empire (Emperor Xi)
From: The Government of Rodrenon


Dear Emperor Xi of the Equalsun Empire,

First is first, in the next few days, I expect a Rodredt naval force to arrive in Panama and so I request that that naval force be allowed to go through the Panama. I hope it's not too much of a bother. I will disclose that our target is Hawaii. It seemed wise enough to gain a naval presence in the Pacific. In this way, our countries will seem closer as we'd might have a territory.

The second matter is I would like to request free trade between our countries. I would also like to request an open border policy. I believe that this would strengthen our countries and make it easier for our economies to grow with each other. It is also a sign of thanks in your assistance with the oil, which made it possible to secure Nigeria. Also, in this way, if Hawaii does become ours, your nation would be free to use the ports. In fact, the Equalsun Empire may have access to the Overseas Territories that Rodrenon possesses, which would make it cheaper to trade in the Indian Ocean and the Atlantic, for we hold the Rodredt Indian Ocean Territory (ooc: rl British Indian Ocean Territory) as well as numerous islands up and down the Atlantic.

The third matter is of the South American politics. I would like to hear what your stance on the whole South American political scene as I now trust your judgment and your country is much more experienced in the area. I hope it's understandable that I can trust the nations participating only up to a certain extent.

The fourth matter is the Nigeria and Ismeil. Since I can trust you, I will disclose that Ismeil wants my nation to leave Nigeria. I have no desire for armed conflict between Ismeil and Rodrenon, but I cannot just let go of Nigeria. My Government has given me the advice to just work with Ismeil to find a common goal. Honestly, I don't see much. Since there are few world leaders I can trust as much as you, I will ask as a friend, how do you suppose I handle Nigeria? Granted, if there ever was such a thing as casual politics, this fourth matter would be it.

I'm sorry for this long transmission and I hope you can answer my transmission as quick as possible. There is much pressure for me to act and I feel that you can help me be informed.

Sincerely,
Sir Liamith Rydaye, Seneschal of Rodrenon
The Office of the Seneschal


Subject: South American Politics
To: The Government of Shaler
From: The Rodredt Ambassador for Shaler on behalf of the Government of Rodrenon

OOC: The Rodredt Ambassador for Shaler is expressing the views of the Rodredt Government to yours and thus requesting an audience with the Shaler Government

I speak on behalf of the Government of Rodrenon. Although my nation's government has expressed its complete neutrality on the matters of South America and its conflict, it should be noted that our nation has become growing in concern. And because of this, my government would like to check in with the Government of Shaler to make sure that every step is made in order to provide some level of stability in South America. However, yes, we do accept that South America is currently unstable, under the basis that my government holds ideas to expand massive levels of trade within the region, we simply of what direction Shaler and the government currently has.

Edmill Ramlew
Rodredt Ambassador for Shaler
The Ministry of Foreign Affairs


Subject: South American Politics
To: The Government of the Norgan Alliance
From: The Government of Rodrenon


Dear President Jorge Arrazera of the Norgan Alliance (El Presidente Glorioso),

Firstly, I would like to thank you for your hospitality in Norgan Virgin Islands. And since you allowed me to build a military base there in the sign of good faith, I will return the favor with actual good faith. I ask of you what your feelings are in South America and that region. I established neutrality in the region for a reason and I'm still standing behind it. I know I have my doubts on whom to trust in the region, not because I have disdain for any of the nations, but because I truly wish for the harmony of South America, and know that due to political schemes, South America is particularly divided. I believe and will take in good faith what you can inform me of the nations. I have learned, easily might I add, that spying is an especially unpopular move when dealing with South America, so I suppose I shall rely on the information given to me by the many people who can. So I summarize, I would like to know what your feelings are to the region so I can better remain a proponent for South American health and harmony rather than feeding into the discord. And I ask you this in good faith that you will respond to me with honesty as you have given me a chance with a military base on the Norgan Virgin Islands. I would also hope that you respond you as quickly as possible, thank you very much.

Sincerely,
Sir Liamith Rydaye, Seneschal of Rodrenon
The Office of the Seneschal


Subject: Trade and Reservation
To: The Government of the Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos
From: The Government of Rodrenon


Dear the Flaming Almighty,

Thank you for talking with my Rodredt Ambassador to SFE. From what I've heard, I can feel that there's a sense of legitimacy in your worries. I will remind you, and half to myself as well, that I and my government feel that we have no place to create a military alliance, or at least, as soon as now. However, I will allow a trade on textile, plastic, iron ore, and passenger cars, but will withhold oil for the time being. I am sorry I cannot dedicate anymore to SFE presently, but this is as much as my government is comfortable giving you without feeling they're doing something incendiary. I thank you for your understanding, if you do. I do believe that in the near future we may become closer nations. In fact, it is not a final say on the matters of trade, and as for neutrality and a greater assistance to your nation, I will write another transmission getting back to you on this. I must continue discussing this with my Cabinet as well as the Oratory (ooc: equivalent to a Parliament).

Sincerely,
Sir Liamith Rydaye, Seneschal of Rodrenon
The Office of the Seneschal
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CIS invests in eastern russia soil

Postby Confederation of imperial states » Wed Feb 18, 2015 4:46 am

after seeing he uncultivated land that lays in most of eastern russia, the CIS invests heavily in eastern russian soil to attempt to increase activity and increase the infrastructure in eastern russia.

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Postby The Parthian Crown » Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:07 am

Confederation of imperial states wrote:
The Parthian Crown wrote:The Parthian Crown, after a long period of darkness and cut communication returns to the world stage. In the wake of the collapse of the Great Nova Roma, Parthian troops move to take the fallen capital of it's former ally. Ukraine surrenders it's forces to the might of the Parthian military forces, and Kiev, taken in the initial deployment, has sent out orders to cease all hostilities with Parthian troops. Ukraine now belongs to the fold of the mighty Parthian Empire.

OOC: Sorry for the wait, I've been without internet for about a week and unable to post. I take Ukraine as my weekly move.


OOC: wait nova roma collapsed?


OOC: Yeah, he left the region :(

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Postby The Parthian Crown » Wed Feb 18, 2015 5:49 am

Parthia would like to once again pledge it's loyalties to it's allies, and would remain friendly to all nations allied with the former Great Nova Roma. We shall begin the intergration of Nova Roma's territory in the near future, and hope to bring peace to the shattered area.

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Postby Brovarria » Wed Feb 18, 2015 3:24 pm

The Parthian Crown wrote:Parthia would like to once again pledge it's loyalties to it's allies, and would remain friendly to all nations allied with the former Great Nova Roma. We shall begin the intergration of Nova Roma's territory in the near future, and hope to bring peace to the shattered area.


"The Great Nova Roma!" Shouts King Julien, "what a pitiful land, full of leaving leaders and despicable citizens. But, they do have land. And land is king in a world at war. Ever since the fall I've had my eye on that for a while."

"Sir, if we do have some trouble taking some of the land, first of all, not to be disrespectful my liege, but, The Partihian Crown has recently annoucned a full integration under their reign. It is unlikely, but we might have to reach an agreement."

"I have one order general! I want some of that land, just a little, give me a city perhaps, anything to have a foot hold in Eastern Europe. That is when Operation Praetorian can finally begin."

TELEGRAM
To: The Parthian Crown
From: The Brovarrian Empire and its Royal Majesty King Julien Brovar VI

That land, the land that used to be long to Nova Roma will be contested until Brovarria gets a piece of land in that territory. If you disagree then an agreement shall be met soon.

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Postby AkAr Cydonia » Wed Feb 18, 2015 6:42 pm

President and General Molon Labe:
If the news that the nation known as Nova Roma has fallen is true we would like to see a peaceful resolution to the assimilation of its land into existing nations, this nation was an ally and great friend to us here in Cydonia and I would not want war to breakout over disputes of territory once held by Nova Roma, if everyone can act peacefully it will go a long way until the end of this RP.

We here in Cydonia had a great trade relationship with Nova Roma and I personally will annex all Nova Roman territory in the South Pacific if Nova Roma has fallen, those territories and us have together benefitted a lot from Cydonia/Nova Roma trade agreements and have created a new standard of living that they have created themselves, this will be a peaceful assimilation if the news is true that Nova Roma has fallen, there will be no war waged by Cydonia for the lives of these peaceful people, a new form of government will be erected by the people for the people if Nova Roma has fallen.

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Postby The Parthian Crown » Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:03 pm

Brovarria wrote:
TELEGRAM
To: The Parthian Crown
From: The Brovarrian Empire and its Royal Majesty King Julien Brovar VI

That land, the land that used to be long to Nova Roma will be contested until Brovarria gets a piece of land in that territory. If you disagree then an agreement shall be met soon.


Parthia holds no claim to the lands of the Great Nova Roma in the South Pacific, but wishes for peace and prosperity to all of The Great Nova Roma's former allies. Divide the land as is seen fit, but we pray no evil befalls the citizens of our former close ally. Parthia moves to absorb into it's fold all the lands of Nova Roma in Eurasia (Poland, Ukraine, Bulgaria, and Romania) as our inheritance from our fallen friend, and as the mantle of caring for the threatened citizens of Nova Roma's great nations falls to us. It is our responsibility that this power vaccum is filled without the risk of harm to the people of Nova Roma.

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Postby The Parthian Crown » Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:21 pm

Parthian troops, once the stability in Ukraine is restored, shall march to secure stability and unity of the rest of the realm of Nova Roma. Trrops march to peacefully take Bucharest, Sofia, and Warsaw in order to restore government to the powerless nations of Poland, Romania, and Bulgaria. Equally, the damaged nation of Moldova, which relied so greatly on Nova Roma for trade, as well as electrical power and fuel, shall be taken to fully secure the area under Parthian control.

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Postby The Parthian Crown » Wed Feb 18, 2015 8:33 pm

Brovarria wrote:
The Parthian Crown wrote:Parthia would like to once again pledge it's loyalties to it's allies, and would remain friendly to all nations allied with the former Great Nova Roma. We shall begin the intergration of Nova Roma's territory in the near future, and hope to bring peace to the shattered area.


"The Great Nova Roma!" Shouts King Julien, "what a pitiful land, full of leaving leaders and despicable citizens. But, they do have land. And land is king in a world at war. Ever since the fall I've had my eye on that for a while."

"Sir, if we do have some trouble taking some of the land, first of all, not to be disrespectful my liege, but, The Partihian Crown has recently annoucned a full integration under their reign. It is unlikely, but we might have to reach an agreement."

"I have one order general! I want some of that land, just a little, give me a city perhaps, anything to have a foot hold in Eastern Europe. That is when Operation Praetorian can finally begin."


In response to Brovarria's request for land in Europe, Parthia will be willing to cede the nation of Poland to your mighty nation, so long as we shall have peace between our great nations.

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Postby Brovarria » Thu Feb 19, 2015 2:58 pm

The Parthian Crown wrote:
Brovarria wrote:
"The Great Nova Roma!" Shouts King Julien, "what a pitiful land, full of leaving leaders and despicable citizens. But, they do have land. And land is king in a world at war. Ever since the fall I've had my eye on that for a while."

"Sir, if we do have some trouble taking some of the land, first of all, not to be disrespectful my liege, but, The Partihian Crown has recently annoucned a full integration under their reign. It is unlikely, but we might have to reach an agreement."

"I have one order general! I want some of that land, just a little, give me a city perhaps, anything to have a foot hold in Eastern Europe. That is when Operation Praetorian can finally begin."


In response to Brovarria's request for land in Europe, Parthia will be willing to cede the nation of Poland to your mighty nation, so long as we shall have peace between our great nations.



With the recent generosities from the Great and Mighty Nation of Parthia Brovarria will announce that the ceding of Poland will be gladly integrated into the Brovarria Empire. With the high amounts of new members and citizens an updated military status will be posted.

OOC: Does my weekly claim count as taking Poland? Operation Praetorian is the conquest by the Brovarrian leaved King Julien Brovar VI to recreate the Roman empire.

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Postby Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Thu Feb 19, 2015 6:25 pm

Hernandez looked out at the training grounds from the balcony of the SFE Intelligence Center. The powerful program that he was now the head of had been made in the heat of the moment once the first Shalian spy had been identified. It had started as counter-intel, learning the ways of the Shalian spies, and eventually others around the globe. Intense analysis of global databanks had gone into developing what was now one of the most efficient programs for capturing, interrogating, and disposing of a covert enemy presence within a country. The combination of intense research and having complete control of the citizens daily lives had led to an extreme drop in stolen intel, no matter how small. Recently they had also started their own spy program. Using the same techniques as before, they had studied the Shalian counter-intel program and trained them for it. That wasn't all they trained for though. These agents had to be as good as possible, though, and so they had been trained to survive in the most hostile conditions imaginable for an agent. These men had trained for so long that they could evade detection twice as long a Shalian spy within the brutal conditions of even their own country, using knowledge that they were forced to learn themselves. After they had shown proficiency in learning from experience, a coach from the counter-intel program taught them all they had learned in effective counter-intel strategies. The agents studied vigorously for every scenario they might face in Shaler or any other county. Finally, some of them were ready. Hernandez walked to a lecture room within the facility as the selected agents finished the day's field exercises. They had recently returned from a final test of sorts, where they were forced to stay undetected or captured for as long as possible in a capital city environment. The exercise was meant to simulate their everyday life in the field, and it included forcing them to go to jobs, buy food, and be questioned on a random basis as to what they had been doing lately. It had gone on for an astounding 18 months before the 25 remaining agents had to be pulled out of it. The five that had been discovered before then would not continue on to the mission, the others would. As the 25 agents filed into the room, Hernandez scanned them over. None of them showed signs of fatigue or other weakness, none of them showed surprise at being seated in front of the head of SFE intelligence.
"Good afternoon agents," started Hernandez as he continued to scan the room. When no one answered he continued, "You have been training for many years. All of you recently succeeded in staying undetected in high profile positions withing a highly regulated zone for a year and a half. You will be using this in your first mission." Hernandez paused to see if any of them reacted. None did. "You will be going into the nation of Shaler to our south. You will be going there to secure intel on anything they are up to, and anything military they may be engaged in. All of you will be required to have cyanide pills on you at all times in case of capture. No one is to be kept alive by the Shalian government, no one is to be interrogate. In the case that you are captured somehow, you have been trained on how to resist any interrogation technique, no matter how brutal. Each of you will be placed in his own spot within the country and its society. Some will be spying on military, some on the government, and some may just have to listen to street and criminal chatter for whatever may come up. You are not to attempt contact with us unless you have found something of value, we have our own means of checking up on you. You will not change position until it has been approved by us, or you are in danger of capture. If you are detected but not captured, get an identity change within the country. None of you will come back unless ordered. Your mentors will fill you in on your specific mission, dismissed."
As the last agent filed out of the room, Hernandez smiled. Not one of them had seemed phased by this mission. They had learned well on keeping panic held down, it would suit them well in the months and years to come.
"Good luck Shaler," he muttered to himself, "you have your work cut out for you."
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Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.

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Postby The Parthian Crown » Thu Feb 19, 2015 9:07 pm

Following negociations with the Brovarrian Government (OOC: not RPing for him, we actually talked), Parthia and Brovarria have come to a suitable conclusion. Instead of Poland, which, along with the rest of Nova Roma's former European dominions shall remain under the rule of the Parthian Crown, while Parthia cedes the Island of Sicily and southern Italy (including Rome) to Brovarria in a sign of friendship and to aid them in their effort to reconstruct a semblance of the ancient Roman Empire.

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Postby Confederation of imperial states » Fri Feb 20, 2015 1:33 pm

[CIS Imperial Palace, Moscow]

sir for godsakes loo at the position we are in here, Minister i do not see any threat. the minister slammed his hands on Vladimir's desk we have lost one of our COSEST ALLIES. nova roma has collapsed and equalsun continuouisly gains more and more political and militarial allies. they'll do what Adyean did to the other nations and INVADE AND ANNEX US just to gain land. we have numorous military stationed in eastern russia and manchuria. we have strategic and benefitial airforce placements. commander if they wanted to invade us, they would've already done it and it would've failed we'll se when a fucking equalsun flag flies above this palace, then we'll see who was right and who was wrong. the minister storms our of Vladimirs office, leaving Vladimir to ponder on the ministers last words.

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Postby Equalsun Empire » Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:03 pm

We in the peoples council would like to thank you for your cooperation in matters of South American politics. However you know as well as we do about what will happen here if tensions get any higher. We would like to ask what it would take to cement a military alliance between our nations?

To: Emperor Xi of China
From: SFE
I would like to solidify our military and economic relations. A more permanent military alliance would be most welcome to my nation. I would also like to have trade of military vehicles and weapons for my resources. Our army is struggling to grow and we could use the help from your numerous factories. Peace and Prosperity to you all.
-The Flaming Almighty

Subject: Panama Canal, New Agreements, and Advice
To: The Government of the Equalsun Empire (Emperor Xi)
From: The Government of Rodrenon

Dear Emperor Xi of the Equalsun Empire,

First is first, in the next few days, I expect a Rodredt naval force to arrive in Panama and so I request that that naval force be allowed to go through the Panama. I hope it's not too much of a bother. I will disclose that our target is Hawaii. It seemed wise enough to gain a naval presence in the Pacific. In this way, our countries will seem closer as we'd might have a territory.

The second matter is I would like to request free trade between our countries. I would also like to request an open border policy. I believe that this would strengthen our countries and make it easier for our economies to grow with each other. It is also a sign of thanks in your assistance with the oil, which made it possible to secure Nigeria. Also, in this way, if Hawaii does become ours, your nation would be free to use the ports. In fact, the Equalsun Empire may have access to the Overseas Territories that Rodrenon possesses, which would make it cheaper to trade in the Indian Ocean and the Atlantic, for we hold the Rodredt Indian Ocean Territory (ooc: rl British Indian Ocean Territory) as well as numerous islands up and down the Atlantic.

The third matter is of the South American politics. I would like to hear what your stance on the whole South American political scene as I now trust your judgment and your country is much more experienced in the area. I hope it's understandable that I can trust the nations participating only up to a certain extent.

The fourth matter is the Nigeria and Ismeil. Since I can trust you, I will disclose that Ismeil wants my nation to leave Nigeria. I have no desire for armed conflict between Ismeil and Rodrenon, but I cannot just let go of Nigeria. My Government has given me the advice to just work with Ismeil to find a common goal. Honestly, I don't see much. Since there are few world leaders I can trust as much as you, I will ask as a friend, how do you suppose I handle Nigeria? Granted, if there ever was such a thing as casual politics, this fourth matter would be it.

I'm sorry for this long transmission and I hope you can answer my transmission as quick as possible. There is much pressure for me to act and I feel that you can help me be informed.

Sincerely,
Sir Liamith Rydaye, Seneschal of Rodrenon
The Office of the Seneschal


Xi sat at his desk, literally banging his head against his desk. This was just ridiculous. And he was sick of it. He was starting to draft an angry reply siding with Shaler to take down the SFE, but then Feng ran in. "Sir, the Great Nova Roma has fallen!" He exclaimed, skidding to a halt by the desk. Surging to his feet, Xi raced for the Military Command Center, Feng in tow. Arriving within 2 minutes, he found his general staff had also hurriedly gathered, smoothing out uniforms that had obviously been thrown on. However, as of now Xi didn't care. Examining the digital map before him, he began giving orders.

"Shui, move your carrier groups to Indonesia right immediately. Feng, patrol the skies and drop propaganda leaflets saying that we're restoring order to a nation in disarray. Zhou, move into Thailand and Malaysia immediately and get troops en route to Indonesia, we're taking the islands. Use 10 armies to secure them. Go!" The great generals set of at a run, grabbing their subordinates and phones as they ordered an offensive.

Meanwhile, Xi drafted replies for the numerous nations requesting his assistance. First, his good friend Rodrenon deserved a reply:

Dearest Rodrenon Government
From: Xi

On your first request, feel free to pass through Panama! I'll also provide an escort of 10 Panama Coastal Defence to escort and observe your conquest, and assure any of my vessels that you are all friendly. In regards to the free trade agreement, I accept wholeheartedly! That can only strengthen both our great nations, and deepen our friendship.

Now, as for South America and Africa... I suggest that you do not involve yourself militarily, and only diplomatically. That is the stance I'm going to take as well.
After writing that sentence, Xi deleted the previous draft before continuing
As with Ismeli, it's not reasonable of him to simply demand you give up hard-won territory to him. Take a stance of passive opposition, and if he threatens force I will come to your aid. You have my permission to tell him this.

With best wishes,
Xi, Equalsun Emperor


To: The nations of South America

Due to conflicting alliances and interests, the Equalsun Empire has decided not to involve itself in South America. We wish a peaceful outcome on this tense situation.

-Equalsun Emperor, Xi


With that finally out of the way, Xi looked at the digital screen, witnessing armies already on the move towards the south. This was definitely a stroke of luck, he thought. Gong Xi Fa Cai!
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Postby Brovarria » Fri Feb 20, 2015 3:06 pm

The Parthian Crown wrote:Following negociations with the Brovarrian Government (OOC: not RPing for him, we actually talked), Parthia and Brovarria have come to a suitable conclusion. Instead of Poland, which, along with the rest of Nova Roma's former European dominions shall remain under the rule of the Parthian Crown, while Parthia cedes the Island of Sicily and southern Italy (including Rome) to Brovarria in a sign of friendship and to aid them in their effort to reconstruct a semblance of the ancient Roman Empire.



The conquest to revive and recreate the Roman Empire has begun by order of the Emperor himself, King Julien Brovar VI. The King is now issuing a report telling the worlds countries to his plans. King Julien plans to take: Spain, France, Israel, Libya, Egypt, Greece, and Turkey.

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Postby Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Sat Feb 21, 2015 6:04 pm

Looking down at a map, the Flaming Almighty frowned one of his advisers explained the obvious situation to him.
"We simply have no more room to expand," explained the adviser, "I'm sorry, but there's nothing we can do."
"What about Cuba?" asked the Almighty, "Norga doesn't own it and it's not that far away."
"But what if Norga complains? This could re-spark old tensions," said the adviser.
"No matter, they won't care about it," he replied.
"But how can you know? We have no spies in the area, there has been no-" started the adviser.
"They won't care," said the Almighty as he slammed his fist onto the table, "Now get Cortez on it before I have the janitors clean this room again, and they won't be happy about it. I hear brain matter is very hard to get out of carpet."
The adviser blanched at the threat and nervously scurried out of the room to radio Cortez with the orders. The Flaming Almighty sat back at his desk as he took out a new cigar. Soon he wouldn't need to import the damn things from the Caribbean, and he wouldn't have to worry about a split Venezuela causing tensions. Soon, soon.

OOC: I take Cuba as my weekly claim.
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Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:
Lingria wrote:Off the grid? Nobody goes 'off the grid'
Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.

It's like the NSA! Oh, wait... *puts on tin foil hat and hides under table*

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Postby Equalsun Empire » Sat Feb 21, 2015 8:49 pm

Just for clarification, I took Malaysia and Thailand, and annexed Indonesia. You're welcome, NEO :p


Census: Population
China - 350 million
Thailand - 70 million
South Korea - 50 million
Taiwan - 24 million
Japan - 127 million
Vietnam - 95 million
Singapore - 5.5 million
Malaysia - 31 million
North Korea - 25 million
Cambodia - 15.5 million
Laos - 7 million

Total population of the Equalsun Empire - 800 million people
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Postby The Parthian Crown » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:43 am

In the recent expansion and intergration of the former Great Nova Roman countries in Europe, Parthia has declared each of the European Nova Roman states as well as the recently claimed Moldova, fully formalized states in Parthia. We hope that his will bring political and civil stability to the area. The most recent census for the nation has listed all 11 states of Parthia, their capitals, and their population.

Ukraine: Capital-Kiev, 45.49 Million
Poland: Capital-Warsaw, 38.53 Million
Romania: Capital-Bucharest, 19.96 Million
Bulgaria: Capital-Sofia, 7.265 Million
Moldova: Capital-Chisinau, 3.56 Million
Czech Rep: Capital-Prague, 10.52 Million
Slovakia:Capital-Bratislava, 5.41 Million
Hungary: Capital-Budapest, 9.90 Million
Solvenia: Capital-Ljubljana, 2.06 Million
Croatia: Capital-Zagreb, 4.25 Million
North Italy (All of Italy from Tuscany, Umbria and Marche up): Capital-Milan, 34 Million

Total Population: National Capital-Budapest, 180.94 Million

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Postby Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos » Sun Feb 22, 2015 10:54 am

The Flaming Almighty looked down at the map before him as he discussed with Cortez. Without their leaders and with the loss of Columbia, the Marijuana Growth was starting to crumble. They had already decided that taking the route through Panama would be too slow, so they sent multiple detachments of transport and military craft over the ocean towards Central America. Air transport vehicles would also send in troops to clear a landing spot for the fleet. Anarchy was already consuming the stoned nation, and now the fleet would move in to wipe out the greatly weakened and divided defenders. They would restore order and start working on new factories and vehicles for their forces. It wouldn't take long for it to all crumble. With these plans made, the Flaming Almighty looked up at Cortez.
"There is still one matter to attend to," said Cortez, "Our spec. ops team failed to take out the Marijuana Growth leaders. Their parachutes failed to deploy properly during the HALO drop and the all died."
"A shame," replied the Almighty, "I will go in myself then."
"What? You can't go in, you're our leader!" cried out Cortez in protest.
"I have to, they must die by my hand," said the Almighty. With that he left Cortez sputtering to his personal transport vehicle.

Jamaica, a few hours later:

The Flaming Almighty's vehicle landed at the runway. Everything was tense, as the Norgan invasion of the island was about to begin. The Jamaicans wouldn't last long, and their furious prep had led them to ignore the small plane when it entered a secluded airfield on the edge of the island. The Almighty boarded a jeep that was waiting for him along with a small team of six spec ops men. The Marijuana Growth leaders were being hidden in a geothermal plant. As they rode up to it, they found the remains of countless rioters. Their agents had done well with weakening the defenses. The jeep smashed through the makeshift gate that had be erected at the front of the facility, machine guns firing at everyone in sight. The guards, weakened by the need for more soldiers to prep for the invasion, were caught off guard by this and fell quickly. As they moved into the facility they met minimal resistance, and eventually found a conference room that contained the leaders. The Flaming Almighty came in with his desert eagle drawn.
"What are you doing here?" yelled one of the startled and bonged leaders.
"To finish what I started," replied the Almighty.
With that he quickly fired a shot into each leaders head with ease, his precision astounding. The Marijuana Growth leaders were now dead, and no one would be able to contest his right to the land. Not after what happened at the peace talks.

OOC: I take what's left of Marijuana Growths lands, and an follow up post by Norga will be happening soon. I give Norga permission to RP for some of my characters this follow up post.
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Empire of the Siberian Flaming Eskimos wrote:
Lingria wrote:Off the grid? Nobody goes 'off the grid'
Even right now your on a list for possible terrorist. They track your every move, know where you eat. Who you hang out with, why you do certain things, that one time you picked your nose in the bathroom. They know.

It's like the NSA! Oh, wait... *puts on tin foil hat and hides under table*

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