Link to OOC Thread
The Ju'tozzo, Slums
Le Quartier Ancien
Far in the distance, the rumbling of a solitary tank could be heard, and the peasants of the Republic simply stared blankly into the distant lights of the outer city; to be with the shopping districts and the secluded suburbs was in their waking dreams. A single baby could be heard wailing as its mother tried, in vain, to hush it. But nothing would hush it. It was hungry, and hadn’t eaten for nearly an entire day. Neighbors angrily swore and cursed, but did nothing. Nobody had the heart, or energy to do anything to stop the noise, and the cries died off as the baby fell into a slumber of painful hunger and its tortured existence.
The tank could be heard coming closer, and the peasants did not heed it. After all, the Republican government was known for imposing martial law without warning, and many a peasant had been shot down for violating a curfew that had only been announced on televisions that the peasantry could never afford. Soon, the tank’s tracks could be heard smashing the pavement wide open as the massive armored behemoth came within sight. The stones underneath buckled and almost fell apart as the roaring machine come upon the disinterested peasant population, but there was something rather different about this tank.
Nearly half a dozen men were sitting atop the clanking machine, waving strange red and black banners; the symbols of the long collapsed imperial order of the ancient Yaliite monarchy. Cheering soldiers, with their dark green uniforms, old Kalashnikov Battle rifles and bayonets followed in a number of pickup trucks and old military vehicles, with howitzers in tow. The tank commander waved a hand at the bewildered audience as the procession roared by. The spectators were now slightly more interested, leaning through their small, paneless windows to get a better view of the proceedings. In less than a minute, the soldiers had disappeared from sight, and the peasants began to run out onto the street, pointing and shouting excitedly as they speculated about what was going on.
Ju'tozzo, Capitol District
Le Palais Congressionale
A young woman climbed from the commander’s seat, grunting as she tried to pull herself out with her tiny physique. The Tank’s Gunner had to help haul her out as she fell down the side of the tank, and onto the ground. Dusting herself off, she shooed away the soldiers who had run forward to help her up, and replaced her military cap atop her crimson red hair. Her sword clanking on the ground beside her short little legs, the woman did not present a particularly inspiring or powerful figure; nevertheless, soldiers prostrated themselves as she passed by.
“My Eyuka Empress ,” a senior officer bowed deeply before his Mistress, and the short girl simply waved and yawned.
“Senyau. How does the coup go?”
“Excellently, milady. We have captured the capital building.”
“And the Prime Minister?”
“My soldiers are having him shot as we speak.”
The small girl narrowed her brows in focus as she took a few seconds to think over what her servant had just told her. Shaking her head, she flicked his forehead in anger.
“Tell them to stop, you big dummy. I want to talk to him.” She whined.
Standing nearly two feet over his protégé, Senyau nevertheless, had great respect for this woman, who claimed to be the next heiress of the traditional Yaliite Imperial Throne. A strange sight for those foreigners who would read the papers the next morning, Senyau nodded and bowed before the small girl, who looked as though she should be carrying a teddy bear, and not her traditional rapier as the cameras began to flash. The army corps of reporters had arrived, obviously, with their loud, abrasive trucks, and the Empress-to-be scowled, clearly angry at this sudden intrusion.
“Who invited them?”
Ju'tozzo, Capitol District
Minister's Office
Former Prime Minister, Uzzekei Utobo, was a short, balding man. Still, he was taller than the Empress, even forced to his knees as he was and his white moustache, with life of its own, quivered with anger, especially at being pulled from his bed without warning by members of his own military.
“Well, hello, Prime Minister. Or shall I say, plaything ?”
“Who the hell are you?”
The Empress seemed to step from the shadows themselves, her little eyes glimmering with sadistic delight as she slapped Uzzekei across the face, loudly, as he fell aside in the shock and pain. He gasped, his eyes filled with fear as she stepped closer, her sharp little teeth shone in what little light there was.
"I am the Mistress of your military. The one you tried to undermine."
"What are you talking about?" the Minister protested silently, sniffling at the pain of being slapped.
"Cutting pensions and reducing active duty numbers was foolish of you, Minister." the girl paced back and forth before the Minister, almost hypnotically.
"I-"
"And cutting spending on protective gear and danger pay? You've been disrespecting our honorable military. And do not let me tell you how much discontent your new foreign policy has caused."
Uzzekei was mesmerized and frightened, his legs trembling as he silently whispered a question;
"Who are you?"
Grandly, she stopped pacing, turned sharply to face him, and waved her sword in his face, menacingly.“I am a vanquisher of socialism, and an enemy of Marxism. I am a friend of the Yalosii people, and foe of our enemies. I am a conqueror,a leader, a master and warlord. I am, you might say, the next Eyuka, you dummy.” She stuffed a packet of bubble gum in her mouth as Uzzekei stared at her, disbelievingly, for several moments before. . .
. . . bursting into laughter.
“Hohoho!” tears fell from his eyes. “This is amazing. What an amazing joke!”
“This isn’t funny!” she bellowed, as loudly as her adolescent vocal chords would permit.
“Eyuka! Hahaha! My little girl, we haven’t had a Eyuka for nearly a century! I actually believed you for a few moments. Now, come now, tell me, who planned this elaborate joke? Was it Mukka? The man loves a joke! Haha!”
The Short Empress simply pulled a pistol from her holster and apathetically shot the Minister in the stomach. His laughter stopped, abruptly, and was replaced with a silent whimper as the floor began to shift into malevolent red. She stepped back, as if afraid of being stained by the fat man's unclean blood as she stared upon his weak form, visually disgusted and angry that such a fool had been leading her birthright.
“I am your next Eyuka. Bow.”
The former Minister doubled over, crying.
“Close enough.”