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A staging-point for declarations of war and other major diplomatic events. [In character]

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Thu Apr 28, 2016 4:06 am

Main Foundry

The head foundrybot backfired in amazement when he saw troops bringing in a very specific type of machinery. Instantly, he was mentally taken back to his very first memories...memories of that same machinery, new and cranking at full speed, making brother after brother as he stood there at the end of the production line as a not-yet-sapient bot. There had been only one sapient person in the entire building, and he was busy rushing from station to station ensuring that everything was running properly. The newly-built bot, his systems had told him, was Number 596,000 of 1,000,000; Production Run Number 98. He had been coded by Pseudorandom Code Generation Machine #1 of the First High-Speed Factory.

This specific machine was the one that the troops were now signaling him to send his crane's hook to.

The foundrybot stood there for several moments considering this. It meant so many things! First, it meant that the government was likely going to be reactivating that factory - the one that was his original home. Second, he recognized the machine as his Coder, but yet also recognized that it was completely nonsapient and therefore truly unable to even know what it had done, let alone that a living bot had some connection to it at all. Still, he was immediately nostalgic for the device that, by its very operation and purpose, was responsible for the Base Code that would later blossom into his existence.

Instead of melting it, he came down from his elevated position next to the pit and approached the troops. "That machine is the one that coded ME!" He told them. "I have a request. If you can, take it to the National Museum, rather than here. It may never be able to know me, but I still would hate to melt the one that was so instrumental in my creation."

After several moments of confusion, the troops realized what was up. They called their commander, and once the matter was discussed, they agreed. The PCGM machine would go to the Museum, and the wing-assembler that had first been delivered there would take its place in the Main Pit.

"I thought that pro-Coder scripting was supposed to shut off upon gaining sapience." One troop said to the other.

"Funny, I thought the factory-builts didn't have that Code at all!" Said one of the others.

When the foundrybot asked them point-blank if a new run of factory-builts was on its way - looking quite eager about the idea - the soldiers couldn't answer. These troops truly didn't know - they had been ordered to take the machines to the foundry and given no further information. Their commanders, they said, likely knew more - but they were just average troops with a labor order to carry out.

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Later, the troops would learn that the very first runs of factory-builts didn't have any Coder-recognition scripting since their "coders" were automated pieces of equipment, but later, it was added to keep the millions of not-yet-sapient children from looting the factories in accordance with the pro-raiding part of their Base Codes. Having it eventually turn off would come much later, after those who gained sapience first had started to use it as an exploit against the younger ones. It would be a few more generations before the Coder/Coded scripting began to take its current form. All in all, this meant that the foundrybot's Base Code was, in a nutshell, a step above beta - at least when it came to how he thought of his nonsapient, but recognizable, coding machine. He apparently didn't have much of a drive to upgrade, either, considering his contentedness with being what amounted to the Foundry's operations manager.

The troops had hid another reaction they'd had about the foundrybot's request. To have been coded by that machine, they realized, he had to be about 300 years old. Yet, rather than becoming a fairly skilled raider or conniver by now, he had ended up as an employee. "This is what factory-builts end up as," one of them said once they were too far away for the foundrybot to hear. "He doesn't seem like too fast of a chip, either," noted another. They clearly weren't impressed, and puffed themselves up for a while about their status as individually-built bots.

Little did they know that before long, there would be 10 million new factory-builts coming off of lines that had been dormant for centuries.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Bureau of Impossible Physics

General Shockwave was in his element as he produced the blueprints for hundreds of new, completely-modern, Decepticon-building machines. He drew them out by hand with exacting precision, and not one bolt was out of place in the designs. He also produced the specs for each and every part that went into them, many of which would have to be made from scratch using new, unique dies and molds.

The assembly machines were fairly simple to design, and were much like those already in use by the giant Decepticon Parts Company. What made them unique was how many parts they were supposed to produce before they'd need maintenance. They also had minimal or even no computerized elements in them. These machines would NOT be going sapient on their owners.

Next, he began work on the key equipment to this type of operation: the Code Generators. To ensure that the resulting bots would be able to develop individual personalities, the Base Code created by the generators had to be individualized. Yet to keep the speed up, it had to be automatically generated with no need for sapient input. Shockwave decided to modify the methods of centuries past so that modern best coding practices could be incorporated as much as possible - with, of course, the exception that it would not be a hand-coding job (which was considered the platinum level). It also would not include any Coder-recognition scripting - he'd already heard of how the foundrybot had basically recognized a non-sapient machine as daddy, and decided he didn't want any more of that. It would, however, include code needed to make sure that if the factory-builts became Coders of their own, they would recognize their offspring and be able to code said offspring with the current Coder/Coded relationship scripting that was used by non-factory-builts. Otherwise, there would be trouble when it came time for them to Code the next generation.

While he was very protective of the project and didn't let any of the other scientists in on it - at least not at this point - everyone in the Bureau couldn't miss that for the first time in years, Shockwave wasn't his usual totally-emotionless self. Instead, he clearly felt good. He had a spring in his step and some of the excitement of a much younger bot. Whatever the top-secret project was, he obviously believed it to be both important and challenging enough to be exciting to work on.

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Iacon City

As Loyal Star finished his first battle, he frantically radioed Fire Eater for advice. To his utmost dismay, however, he received nothing but static in return. Iacon's field of odd phenomena interfered with radio transmissions, making it all but impossible to communicate with the outside.

While he was fiddling with his radio and trying desperately to get a signal, he heard something that - anywhere else - would be an almost welcome sound. Here, however, the stomp of well-built, heavy feet and the hums of perfectly-tuned engines meant just one thing: Scroungers.

"Well WELL!" The thickly-armored gang leader said when Loyal Star turned around to face the threat. "It ain't often that we get to take in metal that hasn't lost half of its value to rust!" He grinned sadistically as he continued: "Make it easy on yerself, New Bum - come and get into our cart!" The cart he referred to contained about 3 other bots, two of whom were groaning. The other one appeared to be dead. Some random, disembodied parts were also sticking out over the sides of the cart in a rather creepy and grotesque fashion.

The others in the Scrounger gang advanced menacingly as they began to raise their blasters. "You heard the boss, hop on in!" One said, apparently unaware of how ridiculous it was to expect such an order to be obeyed. Perhaps his many trips into Iacon had cost him a bit of sanity.

"You'll be glad you did." Another one added. "You ex-rich never take it well when you lose everything and end up here. You'd only lose your mind within days once you realize that you've hit a bottom you don't climb up from. Come with us peacefully. In just one quick splash, your pain will be over..."

These Scroungers obviously assumed that Loyal Star was there because he'd once been rich but somehow lost it all. The assumption of wealth came from the condition of most of his body, which was clearly not the cheapest. His very presence in Iacon as something other than a Scrounger made them sure that he had recently suffered a massive downfall - either financial or social - incorrect as that assumption was. Because of their presupposed ideas, they thought that perhaps he would not see suicide-by-Scrounger as all that bad of an idea - but they fully intended to immobilize or kill him right there, whether or not he agreed.

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Pony Afterlife


The spies quickly sent in reports about the latest order from Cadence, but they didn't stop their actions. They simply were more subtle and careful about how they went about things. Saboteurs made sure that all of their actions could be ascribed to innocent bumbling or genuine misunderstandings, while psyops personnel simply "happened to" remark about how awfully tiring it must be for the pegusi who had to keep it cloudy for such a long time, and how hard it must be on Cadence to have to give an order that was so against Harmonism. Very few ended up muzzled, at least for now - Decepticon Psyops agents had quite a bit of practice at appearing to be simple Debbie Downers rather than active promoters of specific ideologies. These agents simply moaned about how horribly dark and humid it was with the war clouds up there and how their vegetables would die if it wasn't sunny enough. They also moaned about anything else like that as it came up, seeming like nothing more than depressed ponies with no particular agenda, yet sowing seeds of discontent just through their "natural" personalities. When the ponies tried to sing cheer into them, they'd sadly shake their heads and say they just couldn't get into it with all of the dull weather.

Those who had been obvious before, such as the pacifism-preachers, switched to looking very sad and misunderstood rather than talking - causing any soft, empathetic types to feel sorry for them instead of turning against them. A few of these - and the war-is-unHarmonious types - had been pointed out by big-mouths who had managed to overhear some of their anti-war propaganda, and in response, muzzles had been applied. These outright shed tears (possible thanks to a saltwater reservoir inside their heads) and otherwise laid the "poor innocent me" act on as thick as possible without it looking totally phony. Some even went on "hunger strikes" - causing the media to haplessly spread their message just by reporting on the strikes - while still-unmuzzled Decepticon agents marked with the expected big mouth symbol made absolutely sure the media knew all about the "poor, misunderstood ponies who are starving themselves because they don't want to live in a world where talking about peace is a bad thing." Obviously, hunger-striking wouldn't really hurt the agents, who were actually running on electric engines powered by extremely-long-life batteries. Their exteriors, however, began to show ribs as if they were actually starving - a capability that had been built into these hyper-realistic faux-biological bodies.

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Military Bases All Over Cybertron


There was no missing the fact that this operation was expected to be huge. Special reinforced landing strips had been put in to allow 10 cargo-bots per base to land in shuttle mode, and these bots had their holds filled with Energon. Unique drills had been assigned and repeated over and over. High Generals had come to oversee some of the practicing and had given special orders when a deficiency was detected.

Not every soldier was in on this part of the action. Instead, some were busy in the military factories producing spare wings, engines, and other parts that were often damaged in wars. Still others were being brought fully up to speed on their battlefield repair skills so they could serve as field mechanics. A few were busy in a printing plant, where they were producing millions of propaganda leaflets that would be dropped just before the initial wave of attacks. These leaflets urged the pony civilians to surrender immediately or even join the Decepticons - those who did neither, they warned, would almost surely be killed. They also promised that anyone who got killed would not go to some other afterlife, but instead, would be used as a mere power source for "the great new Decepticon society they could have chosen to be a part of."

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Eternia

Upon reaching the outer regions of Eternian space, the Fists were greeted with a warning to go away as soon as those on the planet saw their Decepticon Seals through telescopes. When the warning was met with guffaws from Buzz and Haula, the group was instantly fired on by the orbital weapons platforms.

As Ultimate had promised, his shield easily absorbed the force of the rail-gun bullets and exploding missiles that hit the group. They instantly felt invincible as it became clear just how useless Eternia's orbital defenses really were. Meanwhile, the cargo-bots hung back, far out of range of any of this. If they were to even attempt to get through, the Fists would have to completely eliminate Eternia's ability to fire anything along the intended flight path. Otherwise, the big, unmodified transports would be quickly blown to bits.

As the gang engaged the weapons platforms in the initial battle, Buzz made use of his scout-body to become invisible to electronic detection systems and flew closer to the planet. There, he planned to make a scouting run to ensure that there were no surprises that hadn't been visible from higher up.

After a quick check, he reported back that there were some long-range missiles coming online, and that these would likely be fired when the gang got closer. "They look to be able to reach the middle part of the atmosphere," he said as he checked them out. "There are also some guys with shoulder-fired and truck-mounted rocket launchers rushing to the refinery site - obviously they know what we're after. Oh, and...what the heck is that?! Okayyy...there's the weirdest-looking castle ever. Looks like a skull. It might as well have 'blast me' written all over it..."
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rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


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Postby Vallermoore » Thu Apr 28, 2016 9:41 pm

Iacon City

Loyal Star realized that here he was entirely on his own, and that he was in quite serious danger even by Cybertronian standards. If he died here, it would not matter if he had a spare or not, he would never reach it. Whilst he was pretty sure that the Realm of Punishment would not be in his future, the Neutral Realm was a distinct possibility. The danger tripled when a heavily armoured Scrounger gang turned up. "Well WELL! It ain't often that we get to take in metal that hasn't lost half of its value to rust! Make it easy on yerself, New Bum - come and get into our cart!"

As the rest of the gang advanced and prepared for battle, Loyal Star said "I was shot down by some unknown bot exercising his privilege to bear and use SAMs. I am no bum, I am in training to become a Priest of Megatron."

They looked at each other for a moment, then laughed and were about to start blasting, when more then a hundred of the dusty, rusty, bots turned up, having followed Loyal Star. In these numbers, they decided that damaged as they were, they could take on both Loyal Star and the Scroungers. "I suggest a temporary alliance against the rustbucket hordes," suggested Loyal Star hopefully.
Given that they were facing 20 to 1 odds, the gang leader nodded. Loyal Star was still far from safe, but it made logical sense to have him by their side. In these numbers, even the decrepit bots could be dangerous, and no healthy bot wanted to be overpowered and ripped apart for his parts whilst still alive as if he was a corrupt mechanic. When the combat commenced, Loyal Star proved to be a reasonable fighter, to the point where he earned the Scrounger gang's respect up to a point, even blasting a heavy chunk of metal that had been thrown from behind at the gang leader by two rustbuckets before it could hit him. Finally the fight was over and the last of the rustbuckets despatched, with nothing worse then a few light scratches and small blast wounds on the Scroungers and Loyal Star.

Whilst this did not make the Scroungers friendly as such, Loyal Star had shown that his blasters were potent and he had fought by their side. There was a possibility that they might let him go this time. If they fought and he killed one of them before he died, the Scrounger that died would also die for real unless restored later by a Save. Also, the bots Loyal Star had attracted now represented a lot of Cubes for the Scroungers, which would surely please them. Normally it took weeks to kill this many derelict bots. Despite this, they were Scroungers, and like the scorpion in the tale of the scorpion and the frog, they might give in to their basic natures and try and finish off Loyal Star too.

*****
Pony Afterlife

Only three of the many spies were actually caught, caged and muzzled for being a little too defeatist; the rest altered in time and carried on a little more carefully to weaken pony morale.

Cadence had been making plans of her own. First, the most loyal ponies and those with the most to lose from the Decepticon takeover were gathered into regiments and given the best possible weapons. Second, two brave pony spirits were sent through a highly complicated ritual to the real world to spy on the Decepticons. As ghosts in the real world, blaster beams and hands would pass through them, and they hoped that because they were so small and did not need air to breath, they could penetrate Cybertron and learn some information of value and then return to the afterlife. Third, Cadence and the alicorns planned to summon Windigos if all was clearly lost to try and freeze out the Decepticons. Unknown to her, the jewel in her breastplate had been secretly replaced by a Forintel agent who could reach where the other spies could not go, and was broadcasting top level secret information to his bosses on Cybertron.

*****
Cybertronian Space

The two ghosts had their first problem; getting through those bots coming and going and flying about for fun, who might well notice them and realize they were not bots who suffered an unfortunate event and had to fly back in pony android bodies.

Eternia

Cargo-bots were no cowards, it just made logical sense to stay out of the way, as they could not dodge properly.

Ultimate's mods were tested to the limit, and without them the gang would have lost their bodies and the raid would have failed. After busting up the orbital weapons platforms and killing their crews, the gang flew in and dodged or blew up the SAMs. When they had done the same with the lower defences a heavily muscled humant came out with a sword. Buzz laughed and got a slight wing wound and a nasty shock when the sword turned out to be an energy weapon with the strength of a Decepticon blaster. MasterBlaster transformed in front of the humant, let his mods absorb the blaster energy, and then grabbed the humant and fitted him with a slave chip. A slaver would pay an Energon Cube or two for such a strong slave, as he could then sell the slave to those who made new slaves so that the DNA of the slave could be added to the next upgrading of humans.He put the sword in his panels and hotdogged shamelessly by kicking and blasting Castle Grayskull apart. He put the chipped human in a small padded panel that he filled with oxygen.

It took hours to destroy the defences so that two billion barrels of oil could be loaded onto the large cargo bots. Soon enough they had dropped off the haul and shared out the Cubes, with much happiness. MasterBlaster might be a hotdogger, but he had brought great success for the gang. "One of these days I will get us all anti-rust mods so we can raid that planet that rusts up any bot that goes near it," he said. He then went to Earth to the slave market, to a slaver with turquoise paint, that he showed the heavily muscled and already chipped slave to. "How much do you think he is worth?" he asked the slaver.

*****
Cybertron

Things were almost ready for the factory lines to start pumping out new Decepticons.

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sat Apr 30, 2016 7:38 am

Cybertron

Suddenly, holovision programs were interrupted for a special message from Leader Megatron. Those who were in a place where they heard the announcement stopped what they were doing to listen - unlike some politicians on other planets, Megatron only bothered to make announcements when there was actually something important to say. Engines ran a bit thinly in the pause between the announcer's introduction and Megatron's appearance in 3D in their living rooms. Would there be an announcement of war? Of a new decree that'd mess up some grand connive? Of massive rust in the Underworks?

No one could have expected what the message would actually be. "It has been 300 years since Victorious Decepticons has needed a larger population fast," Megatron began. "But thanks to our recent acquisitions, of Equestria and other worlds, we have had to station hundreds of millions of troops on other worlds. While the Decepticon Military is currently still quite strong enough to invade several more planets, the fact is that each one we decide to keep will lock up millions more soldiers to provide not only ongoing government control, but also security against foreign invasion. As things are now, this means that the day will soon come when we either must stop expanding, or the draft will have to be expanded to keep up with demand. It is my belief that most Decepticons would not prefer to have to serve more-frequent military stints."

"Due to these facts, I am making two decrees: One is that the current Military policy of not accepting enlistment outside of a citizen's scheduled stint is to change. Now, everyone will be able to serve twice as long as a normal stint if they so choose. This will allow all Military fans to contribute to the level they have indicated that they would prefer."

"The second is that the absolute ban on factory production of new Decepticons is lifted. Instead, this production shall switch to being a regulated activity. I am aware that Decepticons disdain regulation, and I am never a fan of it myself, but it is necessary to ensure the continued strength of the Nation and the strength and good functioning of the Decepticon Race. In accordance with this, those who wish to factory-produce offspring may apply for a License for the Mass Production of Sapient Robotic Life at Domestic Intelligence Headquarters in the capital. Getting this license will involve passing a full background check as well as a full code-read. These stringent requirements will ensure that the applicant both has good intentions and that he has the required mental and psychological wherewithal to handle thousands or more offspring at the same time. There will also be a financial requirement to ensure that all of the offspring's Energon and maintenance needs will be affordable. Finally, applicants will have to have a clear plan for the provision of nanny services for the raising of those produced."

"I know that for most, these requirements will be too onerous. This, however, is for the best. We cannot have millions of new Decepticons running around in desperate need of fuel, oil, and grease, or else we will be raided to the bare metal by our own new people. Those of us who remember the time of the Repopulation also remember the trouble it caused to have no raisers for the newly-produced offspring. While said factory-builts thought this was great fun, the fact is that it only worked because there wasn't an established, functioning larger society at that time. Now, the new offspring will have to mesh with the billions who are already here, and this will require adult guidance."

"Now that these things have been discussed, I shall make another announcement: Tomorrow, the First High-Speed Factory, which has been offline since the end of the Repopulation, shall come online. It shall run at its full capacity, making 100,000 new Decepticons per hour, until the time comes when we have 10,000,000 more robots. These bots shall be raised at the Government Raising Centers, which are being expanded to meet the expected demand. More factories shall be brought online as well, until government production is at near-full capacity."

"It is expected that it will take seven years before these new Decepticons enter the Military due to the delayed maturation of factory-builts. Once they do, they shall be deployed to our newly-captured worlds as security, and the experienced troops there now will be sent back to combat duty where they will expand our glorious empire even further."

Megatron went on to give more specifics about the license to mass-produce, stating that the new Decepticons would have to be built to exacting standards, raised on Energon that was at least Standard in grade, get their 4x-yearly Debugging checkups - and, in quite a departure from the norm, be subject to an initial Military stint of double length. It would, Megatron warned, be up to licensed factory operators to ensure that this was explained to factory-built offspring in such a way that it wouldn't result in revolutionary activity or sentiments. Factory-built offspring would also have to be trained to be highly patriotic and nationalistic, even moreso than the average person.

Finally he dropped what, for some, would be quite a bombshell: Simply applying for a license to mass-produce would require a payment of 1,000,000 Cubes of Standard per factory. This extreme cost was meant to exclude those who actually couldn't afford to build and maintain that many offspring at the necessary quality level and standard of living. "If you can't afford to put a million down to apply, you certainly can't afford to raise thousands or even hundreds of thousands of Decepticons," Megatron stated flatly. "As everyone who had Coded even one offspring knows, Decepticon bodies are not cheap and they don't run on air."

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While many were simply shocked that factory production was once again a thing, a few whoops did go up, both in manufacturing districts and rich areas. Rich bots greedily anticipated literally being able to build dynasties in less than a decade total, while manufacturers relished the chance to put their factories to use for making them the fathers of millions.

Within mere minutes, the sound of a bot landing was heard in the reception area of DomIntel Headquarters. The receptionist wasn't the least bit surprised to see who walked in shortly thereafter: the owner of the Decepticon Parts Company. He was usually fairly subdued - or "businesslike" as some called it - but today, he was more ostentatious. He brandished a vault key as he walked up to the desk and made himself the first applicant for a mass-production license. "I want to retrofit ten factories," he said proudly, and thus began the procedure to gain approval to literally build himself over a million lifelong customers.

Right after him came the head of the ICC, looking to catapult his gang into being bigger than the IOPC ever dreamed of. The receptionist took his vault key and handed him paperwork too, but secretly, the agent knew that the ICC bot was wasting his money. Megatron wanted troops, not mobsters who would only try to take over later. Still, the ICC leader would be put through the process exactly the same as everyone else - the procedure was airtight enough to weed out such applicants legitimately, either at the code-read stage or earlier.

More rich Decepticons would come later, each for their own reasons, but all hoping to gain an approval to engage in one of the only regulated activities in the Empire.

Of course, some factory owners decided that they weren't going to go along with the regulatory requirement. "What real Decepticon is going to pay a million Cubes and kiss Megatron's pinkie!?" They thought to themselves. These owners began retooling their plants with no license, hoping that their factory-builts would just blend in with all of the others. Usually, their goal was simply to be the Coder of loads of offspring rather than to try to build private armies, but there were exceptions.

Alas, to their dismay, DomIntel fully expected this sort of thing - and when a factory is making hundreds or thousands of new people, it's all but impossible to hide the sudden existence of the new horde. Unauthorized factories would be destroyed, and since the newly-built robots were not yet sapient, they would also be summarily eliminated. Usually, powerful bombs would be used to get them all at once so as not to have to deal with thousands of activated automated self-defense routines.

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Iacon City


After the long battle, the Scroungers looked smugly at the carnage while rubbing their blasters. Then, they turned and looked greedily at Loyal Star.

"Just one more piece of scrap to collect." The leader said menacingly while pointedly staring at him.

With that, the Scroungers raised their blasters, and in less than a second, battle would once again commence. Now it would become clear whether the Scroungers were in as great of shape as they seemed, or if Iacon had caused them hidden errors during their repeated forays into the strangely cursed area.

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Cybertronian Space

The ghosts soon realized that, to the average muggle Decepticon, they were totally invisible. They breezed right through the raider traffic and down close to the surface of Cybertron - a world they found very alien and creepily un-biological. There, they saw the thriving, huge Decepticon population going about its daily life - shopping, flying to various places, and walking along city streets in huge throngs.

After flying around for a while, they finally found the Main Military Base and figured that they could just fly in there to spy since they seemed to be invisible. However, to their dismay, strange alarms immediately sounded. Almost immediately thereafter, glowing, enchanted Decepticons swarmed out of one building ready for battle.

"There's the spirits!" One yelled out.
"PONY rejects! Now there's a new one," another said, letting off a blast in their direction. The blast missed, but came close enough for them to feel the heat. They immediately realized that this had come from an enchanted weapon - one that allowed it to affect spiritual beings like it would affect physical ones.
"They seem to be ghosts! HEY GHOSTS! PREPARE TO DIE AGAIN!" Another yelled, raising both of his blasters with the intention of letting off a blistering salvo.

Suddenly, they felt a magical force attempting to tear them apart with brute strength. When they looked for the source, they saw a non-glowing yellowish bot with red wing stripes standing on the ground simply staring up at their positions. Rather than using magically-converted physical weaponry, this one was using only his mind to attack. The attack, however, was quite strong and was creating an ever-increasing amount of shear force against one of the pony agents' puny biological-esque body.

The Magical Battalion, not wanting to be outdone, immediately opened fire on the ghosts in an attempt to kill them before Carjack did.

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ForIntel

Agents sat around a small radio receiver and listened to Cadence make her plans. None of the plans seemed especially dangerous, though it was clear that she was somehow onto the fact that a Decepticon invasion was in the works. "We had best advise Megatron that she's getting ready," one of the group said. "The faster we swarm her, the better!"

"What about those ghosts she's been talking about?" Another asked.

Soon, the monitoring agents checked the Supercomputer, and once they proved their clearance levels, it informed them that the Decepticon Magical Battalion was currently engaged in battle against two ghosts matching the most likely description. It missed the fact that Carjack was also similarly engaged since it couldn't interpret what appeared to be mere staring. The agents set a hotkey so that they could get further reports on that situation with just one click, but then went onto their other duties.

One of those other duties was to warn Megatron that the Pony Afterlife was getting readier by the day. Megatron agreed that a faster invasion would be the best bet, and soon ordered the Military to be ready within another week.

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Earth

At first, the slavers weren't very impressed about the musclebound human MasterBlaster was trying to sell, and they offered 700 Cubes at the most. "Unupgraded, but muscly, humans need a lot of fuel to keep running. Plus, their muscles tend to degrade if they aren't used, which makes it so that if he's put on a job that only uses a few of them, the rest of him will turn wimpy," the would-be buyers reasoned.

MasterBlaster was dismayed, thinking that he'd spent more money getting to Earth than he would be able to make back, when someone suddenly barged up out of a group of buyers that had been looking at cages of regular humans. "I'll give you 1,500 Cubes for that, right now!" He said eagerly, waving to his cohorts to pull their Energon cart over. The cart had about 10,000 Cubes total on it, which was what they'd intended to spend on the whole day's buying. Despite their original intentions, the amount of Cubes they had on them meant that there was some room for upward negotiation. Unlike the others, this would-be buyer was almost hopping up and down with excitement about the thought of buying the strange man.
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Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Postby Vallermoore » Sat Apr 30, 2016 9:32 pm

(OOC-I did a bit of this earlier but my computer ate it up so I had to re-do it. :evil: :twisted: )

Cybertronian Space

The radar and sonar arrays that were Cybertron's first defence against invaders and the many Decepticons going to and leaving from Cybertron did not see anything. The pony ghosts marveled at the large number of bots living their lives. To outsiders both biological and robotic the Decepticon Empire was terrifying, but to the Decepticons it was their protector, that ensured that only a
Decepticon could harm, enslave, or kill another Decepticon within it. On Cybertron, if any other lifeform tried such a thing, they would quickly find themselves looking down the barrels of the Decepticon Military and if need be, the Nation as a whole. Reporting on foreign, non-Decepticon threats was not considered to be narking and indeed there was a number to call for the purpose. The ghosts were amazed at the number of shops and the general prosperity of most of the Metal Planet. When they found the Main Military Base and flew over the thick red line painted on the floor that meant "NO TRESSPASSING" they triggered alarms and the Paranormal Battalion and General Carjack were both alerted. To the horror of the ponies, the blasters they were now facing could harm their ethereal bodies as if they were solid.

Turning to flee, hoping that their tiny size would give them an advantage, they found there was another danger when they found themselves gripped and slowly pulled apart by Carjack's magic. One was quickly blasted and vaporized, the other was torn apart. "I claim these two souls for Leader Megatron" Carjack announced, meaning the souls were trapped in soul gems for a painful future. All their aborted mission had done was to push forward the invasion date of the main Pony Afterlife.

*****
Pony Afterlife

In an attempt to deter the invading Decepticons by a scorched earth policy, large regions were cleared of their inhabitants much to their annoyance, and then turned into areas that were cold and icy, or that had thunderstorms ready to go off as soon as the Decepticons arrived. Princess Cadence also addressed her little ponies.

"If it was just a case of paying protection money to the Decepticons, I would do it, but they won't stop when they come until every last pegasus, unicorn, earth pony or alicorn here is either dead or enslaved. They will have no mercy. We have to drive them back, or else almost all ponies and human Ponyists when they die will be slaves forevermore, not just us." Privately, without telling anypony, she decided as a last resort that if need be Pony Hell would be opened, letting loose not only a lot of Windigos, but the demon Tirek. Tirek was an energy drainer who grew in size the more energy he drained, and knew potent magic.

She and the other alicorns reluctantly decided to introduce conscription but there would not be much time remaining to train and arm her new army and air force.

*****
Earth

"How about 2500 Cubes since you are so eager? That'll make sure I make a little profit out of the deal," MasterBlaster asked.

The deal was soon done. As it turned out, the bot knew that certain other bots would buy this muscleman for 30,000 Cubes, as they knew how to upgrade new slaves and make a huge number of them from his DNA. Slaves that when grown and trained would make them a lot of Cubes. MasterBlaster took one quick look at the nearest stall of chipped slaves for sale, just in case there was someone he recognised, although he doubted it extremely.

Iacon City

As soon as the battle was over, the Scroungers grinned, and then looked at Loyal Star. Ordinary Decepticons might well have let him go for fighting their foes, unless they had a reason to dislike him, but Scroungers didn't think that way.

"Just one more piece of scrap to collect."

As they raised their blasters, Loyal Star backed into a doorway so only one could blast him at a time, turned his own blasters to full power, and tried to damage the boards of one of the Scroungers. On paper he had no chance of success at all, injured and facing five heavily armoured and built up bots. However, they had spent much longer here then him, and subtle damage had been done over time to their bodies and boards that they had no idea of. All the same, it would be an epic battle that Loyal Star would face for his life.

*****
Cybertron

For some time the air rang with explosions as unauthorized Decepticon-making factories including one under ICC control were blown up. There was no way Domintel was going to allow those who would try and start a civil war to have the soldiers to do so. At least one bot was publically melted down for this offense to get the message across.

*****
Sitting at home, MasterBlaster idlely wondered if with all these mods he could defeat his offspring in battle and take control of his gang. He didn't want to, he decided. His offspring had not opened fire earlier when he could have done so. Instead he radioed Silver Blaze. "I am looking for a new mansion in the best area of town, as I have had a very good raid or two and can now afford to fully buy one."

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Iacon City

For many minutes, it seemed hopeless for Loyal Star. He managed to deactivate the first Scrounger, who tried to barge into the door Loyal Star had ducked into only to realize - too late - that he had no maneuvering room there in the doorway while his quarry had already backed into a wider hall. This was a seemingly normal type of error, but in actuality, it was a sign that the hostile bot's chips were slightly corroded. If he was operating correctly, his years of fighting experience would have told him to avoid making a mistake like that.

The second one, however, had enough sense to stay outside while blasting into the hall, and this gave him far more ducking and dodging room than Loyal Star had. Meanwhile, Loyal Star noticed the smell of cigar smoke coming from somewhere further down the rusted passage, and for a moment, even noticed the glowing lit end of a stogie in the dark. He was slightly distracted by this since he knew that the cigar-smoking bot may decide to join in the attack at any point, and this caused the Scrounger to be able to register several hits.

Suddenly, though, the blasting stopped and the Scrounger quickly went away. He heard the other still-functioning members of the gang do the same. Soon, their feet pounded off into the distance, though they didn't go very far. Not long after, the sounds of cursing and about 20 different sets of blasters filled the air.

"Better go out da back, kid," the voice came. In the dim light that tricked in from the door, Loyal Star could just make out a well-built bot who still bore the symbol of the IOPC on his wings. He seemed to be in fairly good shape, with no rust and an engine that sounded like it could use an oil change but made no sounds indicating serious problems. Noticing Loyal Star's quizzical look, the bot chuckled a little. "Ya didn't t'ink a high-rankin' member of da only real syndicate on Cyba'tron would just disappear because of some crazy decree, did you? Or maybe you thought we wouldn't know how to keep ourselves runnin' in a place like this?" His accent wasn't quite as thick as Masher's, but instead, it sounded like he'd picked up some of Masher's ways of talking just from hanging around him a lot at some point. "But don't you get involved in dis. I heard what ya said. I'm gonna be nice an' not blast ya since ya don't seem to be here to start shit, but a Priest of Megatron has no place here. Go out da back, quick, and den get outta this rusty dump." He said no more, leaving Loyal Star to wonder just what secret things were afoot, if any. It was entirely possible that the bot was delusional and only imagined that other IOPC bots were in the area at all.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Out in front of the derelict building, a huge battle between four different Scrounger gangs was raging. The other gangs had seen the massive amount of carnage - which they considered to be free loot - and had started to put it into their own carts. The original gang, realizing that all of those bodies combined were worth far more than the one they'd been blasting at, had stopped fighting against Loyal Star so they could protect their haul. Nobody wanted to give up any of the loot, so the battle broke out. It was quite possible that they would all end up killing each other, though of course, all hoped instead that they would be the one left standing.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Elsewhere on Cybertron

StellarTempest would have been aghast to know that his Coder was still so hyper-possessive that he even had the idea of trying to take over the younger bot's gang just because he had staked his claim to adulthood! If Debugging knew if it, they surely would have taken MasterBlaster in by force to fix that obvious and dangerous glitch - if, that is, there was anything left to fix after StellarTempest's entire gang did its worst. MasterBlaster was lucky that he didn't try to act on this thought.

Later, when he called Silver Blaze with his request, he was met with the sound of the sad rumble of his landlord's engine.

"So, the time has come. You have made it as a Decepticon, and now, I must find a new tenant. Alas, I'm still not in the real estate sales business. There's much more money to be made by renting houses out than just selling one once. But I do know of an agent." He passed on a name and number. "He only handles mansions that are a million Cubes and up, and he's with a group that can get you a manor in any area of Cybertron that has them. Of course, if you're doing that well, there's also the possibility of having one custom-built. Here's the name of a builder..." He gave another name and number. "It takes longer to get one custom, but if you do, you can add in all sorts of cool stuff like secret exits to the Underworks, hidden vaults in the walls, booby traps...you name it. Just make sure to use a different locksmith for your in-house vaults than the guy who put the vaults in. That way, nobody has a copy of every lock in the place. Not that construction workers are especially crooked...just a standard precaution."

Of course, Silver Blaze would get a referral fee from the agents he recommended if it turned out that MasterBlaster bought something. These deals were fairly new, which is why he was suddenly willing to help at all.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Earth

The buyer took He-Man and held him as if he was made of 10 million Cubes of Supreme. He then claimed that he would be able to resell him to Biological Research, but once he got a really good look at him, he realized that he was holding someone far more valuable than even 30,000 Cubes. Quickly, the buyer activated his poker-face script at the maximum level, thanked MasterBlaster, and put his new property into his cockpit. Then, he took off to points unknown, seemingly in a hurry.

No recognizable slaves were in the cages of livestock for sale. The slaves silently looked up at him, some with tears, some with anger, and a few with awe.

After an hour's flight, the slaver landed at his private holding area down in a little valley between some mountains. There, he got He-Man out and used the chip to command him to stay put. "Mr. Prince of Eternia," the slaver said, "you are going to make me one very rich bot. Tell me the frequency of the Eternian Government's high command."

He-Man, forced by his control chip, immediately obeyed the command and gave out the radio frequency. The slaver grinned with open greed as he got out his radio. After letting the secretary who first answered know who he was and who he had, he was quickly sent up through the bureaucracy until he was connected to King Randor himself.

"I'm sure you've been wondering about the fate of your son since he was taken by some Decepticon marauders," the slaver began, eliciting an immediate shout of concern from Randor and then a demand to know his whereabouts. "Oh, he's safe. But you don't need to know where he is now, other than that he has been sold to me. I am in the labor business - " He paused a bit, and then decided to drop the high-class terminology often used by those like him, lest he be misunderstood. "Let me put that more bluntly. I am a slave trader. Whoever pays me the most will get this guy. I believe that you will pay the most. If this turns out not to be the case, I will sell your son to the Decepticon Biological Research Division, which will put him to more and more labor under harsh conditions until he dies. Then, the aspects of his DNA that were proven to be useful will be ported to the rest of the Empire's human livestock. So, which is more important to you? Your son's life, or the idea that some of his DNA will be spread to billions?"

As expected, Randor adamantly wanted his son alive, and back safely on Eternia. "Good, good. Allow me to introduce myself, then. I am Labor Ready. And, for 1 billion barrels of sweet light crude, I shall return Mr. He-Man to Eternia in fully-functional condition. You will pay first. I will send cargo-bots to collect. If there are any tricks, or any attacks on my transports, this double-muscled wonder goes to Research."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Temple of Lost Souls, Cybertron

Leader Megatron quickly arrived here and found the souls of the two ghosts in a bin set up to catch newly-filled gems. Since no war was currently active, there weren't many others to check and finding the ones of interest was easy.

Once he had them, he took them over to the Bureau of Paranormal Research and summoned scientists as well as technologically-inclined agents from DomIntel. After using his quantum computing system to quickly figure out the key to a new interface, Megatron drew up a set of schematics. "This will make an interface that allows for the Code of these spirits to be directly read. However, I suspect that they will not be running on the Biological OS since ghosts have no physical DNA, and the Biological Variant OS (running RNA) will be similarly inapplicable. Therefore, your first task after you build the interface will be to decode whatever they're running on. Then, rather than porting it to the Decepticon OS, code-read it directly from its natural state and give me a full report on any data of interest within it - especially anything about any defense plans they know of."

"Once this is done, save the souls for me. Don't install them into anything besides the code-reading interface. I'll come for them after you're through with them."

Megatron's intention was to toss the code-read souls into one of his vaults and let them stay there - unattached to anything they could somehow sabotage or use to escape - until the Pony Afterlife was fully Decepticon territory. It was an abundance of caution; none of the souls he'd used for mains power had been able to do anything unexpected before. Yet, Megatron knew that it was simply a best practice to be extra-careful before and during hostilities.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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Iacon City

Loyal Star managed to take down the first Scrounger, probably due to the corrosion on the Scrounger's mind chips. His body was taking heavy punishment from the second though, and he would surely have lost the battle if the noise from all the earlier fighting had not brought the attention of several other Scrounger gangs who started to plunder the first gang's loot. The first gang were not having that and a huge blaster battle broke out. It was likely to end with just one Scrounger with a very large amount of loot. Loyal Star gave the IOPC robot a bow for not blasting him and then got out of there as fast as the rusty feet he was wearing would carry him. Soon enough he made it out of the dangerous ruined city, making a vow to himself never to return there. He went to the nearest Debugging Centre and soon was explaining to the Debugger how he had been shot down over Iacon and no longer remembered if he had a spare body or not to transfer into or where his vault was. Luckily for him, mental problems were cured for free. Even in a place as capitalist as Cybertron, it made a lot of sense not to have large numbers of insane bots shambling around and randomly blasting. When he was fixed Loyal Star would know where his spare or spares were, if he had any, and where his vault was located. Debuggers, uniquely, were also honest bots. No bot would dare go to Debugging if they were hacked, and indeed, it was treason for an on duty Debugger to hack a patient to protect the Nation itself. Without Debugging almost all bots would eventually go insane if they lived long enough.

Elsewhere on Cybertron

It was just as well that MasterBlaster had not sounded off his voice chip about his plan to turn SolarStorm into ingots. If he tried it, he would have faced one of two different fates. If Domintel had tipped off Debugging in time about a seriously insane bot who wanted to take his offspring's gang from him just because his offspring was an adult, he would have been arrested not as a traitor but as a dangerous mental patient by Debuggers and assuming he didn't fight and get deactivated in the street, he would have been forcibly debugged. This was not to protect SolarTempest or MasterBlaster but the Decepticon Nation as a whole, as a bot as clinically insane as MasterBlaster might snap and blast at everything that moved.

Or, if he did blast SolarTempest, whilst SolarTempest's gang would find it hard to blast him with those mods, they might poison his Energon, or buy mods that could defeat his mods, or rush him, take him down with a jammer running so he didn't just go to another body and either hack him, turn him off or get out their wrenches and take him apart. SolarTempest's gang had a deep loyalty towards their boss, to the point that they didn't fight him when they joined for the leadership, and a deep dislike towards MasterBlaster.

Silver Blaze was genuinely unhappy to lose a tenant who had always paid rent on time and given him a useful gift each Christmas Day.
MasterBlaster thanked Silver Blaze and promised to keep paying rent until he moved out, which would not be that long. He then decided upon a custom built manor, in a posh area and far enough away from SolarStorm and his gang to avoid any danger of trouble from that quarter. It would have a vault for Energon and spare bodies, two bedrooms so he could invite Vintage to spend the occasional night there, a secret exit or two for dire emergencies, and two booby traps that he could operate in such a way that he would not set them off by accident and get hurt or killed by them or harm or kill a friend by mistake. One was a fusion cannon that could be set to blast down a corridor by remote control, the other a corridor that could suddenly open, splashing the bot of bots within a second into a deep pool of highly corrosive...water. Water deep enough to fully immerse a Decepticon and short out both bots in seconds. For good measure, when the traps were triggered so was a jammer.

Amongst other things were; a silver statue of MasterBlaster for the inner courtyard, showing just how bigheaded MasterBlaster had become, a small private Megatronist chapel that Loyal Star would have envied, a fridge for food from Carjack Agriculture, and a fountain that ran with Energon in one of the inner rooms. The fountain in fact recycled the same fifty Cubes of Energon again and again, but the effect was to make MasterBlaster seem super-rich. Having a statue of himself was not treason as long as it didn't show him doing something like defeating Megatron or declaring himself the ruler of the Empire, but it was in poor taste. Voice chips started sounding off in the construction trade.

"Have you heard? A bot is having a statue of himself in his mansion! His mind boards have clearly swelled up with conceit."

"I heard that he has an Energon fountain in there! He must be as rich as Masher used to be."

"He's a sadist, he has a booby trap of a pool filled with water! What sort of bot wants to be so cruel?"

"Those booby traps and strong walls and all those lockable doors must be protecting so many Energon Cubes."

As the mansion went up, word was spreading to the burglars, thieves and home invaders of Cybertron about all this. MasterBlaster might find himself needing to put the traps and defences to the test a lot sooner then he thought he would. When the mansion was made two weeks later (building with war robots was far quicker then with humants) and painted with non-gleaming gold paint on the outside (looking very gaudy to most of the neighbours) and filled with fine furniture, MasterBlaster paid his last bit of rent to Silver Blaze, paid for the mansion, got his engine keyed to it, and invited Vintage along to look inside. "What do you think?" he asked when he had shown it to Vintage.

"If I tell the truth, you'll still be my friend, won't you?"

"Of course, I've known you since I was a humant."

Vintage started telling MasterBlaster just what he thought of his gaudy, vulgar mansion with it's statue of MasterBlaster and it's Energon Fountain.

*****
Earth

The slaver was very pleased with this slave that had cost him just two thousand Energon Cubes. His ransom would be truly vast. All went well, and He-Man was indeed freed and once back on Eternia, de-chipped. The payment that the slave trader got first was a billion barrels of sweet light crude oil, enough to make a fortune in Energon Cubes, enough for many fine things. If he wanted to retire, he could do so now.

*****
Cybertron

Soon enough the information was taken from the spy ghosts and given to Megatron. Meanwhile the work of both the preparations for invasion and in the Pony Afterlife, the defence, went ahead. Both sides prepared propaganda as well.

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Cybertron

The nearest Debugging Center turned out to be 10 miles away from Iacon City - the government had ordered all of Iacon's nationalized services to be shut down years ago, and kept the ones outside at a decent distance in order to try to dissuade Decepticons from making forays into the place. Still, the receptionist instantly recognized what was already a slightly-unsteady gait as well as the makeshift repair to the feet. "Congratulations on getting out of the Cursed City," he said with a smile, and had Loyal Star sit and wait along with a few others who appeared to have made their way out. Disconcertingly, he also saw a couple of random Scroungers in the waiting room, where they read some printed-out magazines and looked as though they were doing a necessary business duty. Fortunately, they didn't cause any trouble.

"Shot down over Iacon?" The Debugger repeated when told the story. "Whoever did that is going to end up getting bombed by nonsapient guided missiles. That's what people do when someone tries to restrict nongovernmental airspace and is in a location where just blasting them is unstrategic. Anywhere else, they would just fly over and strafe the nut into oblivion once they realized what he was doing, but for Iacon, it's safer to just send the bombs. But before that happens, a few people will have to get blasted at. Someone will get fed up enough to invest in something higher-grade, and then it's all over for that guy."

Soon, the Debugger had Loyal Star linked up with a code-reading machine, and Loyal Star could see his own scripting scrolling past the screen. It seemed normal at first, but every so often, a strange corrupted character would whiz by. "The 'cursed' field nailed a few key bits here and there," the Debugger said, stopping the scrolling and pointing some out. "This doesn't look like much, but what you're seeing is just the start of what would have kept going on if you hadn't come in here. As your system goes through its normal read/writes, it would end up writing these errors into your memory. It already did it with some, which is why you've forgotten key information. The more read/writes you do, the more these errors are spread. First you would turn a bit dumb, but as it progressed, you'd become zombie-like and then hang. Or if you're really unlucky, it'd hit a crucial part of your basic functions and you'd hang or crash right away."

"Fixing this properly, without having to guess about how everything was supposed to be set, will require access to your latest Save Disk. With it, we can do a data merge and overwrite the bad bits with the correct ones. If you still know where that is, you can just tell us and we'll send Debuggers to the location and get it. If you don't know where it is, there's two options: You can authorize us to ask Domestic Intelligence for its location, or if you distrust them too much to get on their conscious radar, you can authorize us to guess what the correct bits are and do the best we can."

"Regardless of your decision, you'll also be getting all-new RAM since that's the part that's usually the first to be affected by Iacon's field. Here, we replace it as a matter of course for anyone who's been in there. We'll replace any other mind-hardware that seems to have been damaged, too."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

MasterBlaster's Mansion

While some humans may have thought of MasterBlaster's mansion as gaudy and vulgar, the new homeowner had asked a chop shop owner for his opinion. Such a shop was on the same sort of social axis as a raider, so his opinions were not the same as one would get from some "jumped up, phony" businessbot. Instead, he thought the place was pretty decent and only needed minor tweaks! Of course, Decepticons in general were not low-key people by any means, and even Leader Megatron - despite his great sense of taste for his mansion's interior - had a huge fountain of Supreme outside.

Vintage couldn't miss the place as he flew to the location. Without even checking the address, he knew that it had to be the gold one. He landed and cheerfully went over to the silver statue, at first expecting it to be MasterBlaster with a new paint job and slightly different body size. Almost immediately, he saw that it was on a stand and had painted-on eyes, and then he realized it was a statue. He then went to the door and was admitted by the real MasterBlaster.

Once he had a chance to look around the entrance area, he was asked what he thought of it and assured he could speak freely.

"Okay, you asked for it," Vintage warned before beginning his critique. "The first thing everyone will wonder is why you chose to make your place look like it's constructed out of what Cybertronians think of as a nearly-useless metal. It marks you as an immigrant, and that's always a bad thing. I knew it was yours without even checking my map because thinking of gold as being important enough to make a whole house look like it is definitely a human thing. To a native-built, it's like you made it look like aluminum. Personally, I think it looks fine enough with its matte finish, but your neighbors will actually think it's kind of cheap looking! Here, if you want a house to show ostentatious wealth, you make it the color of Supreme and use vaguely phosphorescent paint so it seems like there's actual Energon in the finish."

"Second...that statue. I saw that it's made out of silver. A few tons of silver will fetch a good price at the foundry. Someone's going to jack that for sure. Unlike gold, silver is commonly used as part of the alloys that go into electronics. Of course, it also screams of ego, but so what? Lots of people make statues of themselves. You might get a few challenges because of that if your neighbors are raiders, but if they're businessbots, they probably have statues too. You just should use something cheaper for yours so it isn't a thief magnet."

"Now as for this..." Vintage walked over and looked the Energon fountain up and down. "What's the point of having a big showoff fountain and then hiding it inside? Not that putting it outside is a practical idea. It'd be raided dry in 10 minutes. Personally I wouldn't bother with it - any Energon that isn't in vaults, in your tank, or in a glass in your hand is fuel for raiders. And not your raiders, either. So unless you want to have elite guards for it like Megatron, I'd cube that Energon back up and put it in a vault."

When he saw the private chapel, Vintage let out a backfire. "What a kissass," he blurted without thinking. "Um...well...I suppose this part is okay," he tried to recover. "But I leave that sort of thing for the local Temple. It's like inviting him to come right in. DomIntel is quite efficient at that already." As he said this, he walked over to an idol of Megatron. "I bet this thing has a bug right in it." He remarked, lifting it up and eying it suspiciously.

"All in all, the main problem - when it comes to the looks of the place - is outside," he said, putting the small statue down. "It screams of someone who is not used to wealth and needs to scream 'I've arrived' at the universe. I'm not a fan of the 'understated look,' but you don't have to yell out how rich you are at a billion decibels, either. Plus, that gold. Gold may be worth something on Vallermoore, but here, it's just used for accents because everyone knows that titanium is functionally better and therefore worth more."

Vintage didn't yet know of the booby traps when he made his next remark, though even if he did, he would have had plenty of things to say about them. "Looks aside, though, there's a FAR worse problem that you apparently haven't considered at all: Security. A mansion like this needs a live security force from one of the trusted agencies. Otherwise, you're gonna get rai..."

His remarks were suddenly cut off by the sound of a loud clang, immediately followed by a dragging sound. "There goes your 5 or so tons of silver," Vintage said, jerking a thumb at the front door. Sure enough, two random bots had disconnected the statue from its base and were now starting to drag it away.

~~~~~~~~~~~

Military Bases Across Cybertron


The final preparations for the invasion of the Pony Afterlife were quickly being made. Currently, science-mages were busy making small but powerful enchanted inserts that would replace a single bit of panel on each soldier. This was helped along by a factory with several assembly lines that did the work of moving the parts to the enchanters. These enchantments would provide anti-windigo protection, anti-draining protection, and a force field that would deflect high winds. The choice of enchantments was based on the reports the spies had sent and what Megatron gleaned from the code-read of the captured ghosts.

While the Military was aware of the ponies' force field weapon, it was decided that Divine Leader Megatron would take care of that rather than having the Military rely on portable enchanted items. The items, they figured, might not be strong enough to defeat that even though they were fine for the other defensive measures.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

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Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


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Postby Vallermoore » Mon May 02, 2016 10:37 pm

MasterBlaster's Mansion

MasterBlaster raced outside, his eyes dark, and blasted at the bots. He didn't manage to hit them, but they did drop the statue and blast back, only for MasterBlaster's anti-blasting mod to glow and painlessly absorb the blast's energy. When they saw he had that particular mod, they fled and MasterBlaster let them go and took his statue inside, shutting and locking the doors to deter more theft attempts at least for now. "Such is life in the Empire, they were just doing what Decepticons do. I can't leave this statue in the courtyard, that's for sure. And that's why the fountain is inside, for guests only to see. As you can see, I have the latest mods from Ultimate Mods, without them things would have got dangerous for me. I have a couple of booby traps-one a fusion cannon that shoots down a hallway, setting off a jammer at the same time, the other a pit trap full of water that I can safely show you, again coupled with a jammer." He showed Vintage the pit trap, full of water the equivalent to Decepticons of a human having a huge pit of sulphuric acid. "You're right though, I should hire security bots as these booby traps are only good in the short term for holding off raiders and I can't be here indefinitely. "

Outside, a rather snooty bot turned up his nose as he walked past, unknown to MasterBlaster and Vintage. His own mansion was painted to look like Energon. To him, the mansion looked tacky, like having a house made of plastic would on a human world.

Military Bases Across The Pony Afterlife

The ponies had not been idle either; the unicorns had been to the firing ranges and had tested their magic on wires, the pegasui had prepared several kinds of horrid weather, and the earth ponies had dug trenches and booby-trap pits filled with water or lined with spikes. Every pony had some kind of weapon, although most such weapons would not do much to Decepticons, at least those in robot mode. The one secret weapon the Decepticons didn't know about was one that no pony or alicorn had spoken or written about-Tirek, who could drain ponies in an emergency even if the anti-changeling patches stopped him draining Decepticons. If he drained enough, no matter where the energy came from, he could grow to the size of a full size Decepticon, and shoot huge magical fireballs. He was Cadence's last hope if all else failed. Even the foals were being armed.

Debugging Centre

"I'm pleased that someone will hopefully deal with that crazy bot. Randomly shooting strangers out of the sky for nothing in the most dangerous area here is just stupid. I have forgotten where the Disc is hidden thanks to these nasty random errors. Please do ask Domintel. I am hoping to become ordained as a Megatronist Priest-my treason record is squeaky clean. If I think something might be treasonous that I'm about to do, I check my treason file. Great Cybertron!...now my Treason File says that the religion of Cybertron is Ponyism and that Friendship is Magic. That is most certainly wrong-can you imagine a Ponyist Cybertron? Ugh, yuck. I really need fixing, I can't go about with a corrupted Treason File, fix me, please!" He was seriously distressed now.

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MasterBlaster's Mansion

"You've got your traps set up so a jammer runs automatically?!" Vintage was horrified at how easily this could backfire. "That's a terrible idea! You could easily end up on the wrong end of that if an enemy shoves you onto the trigger! Seriously, take that out of the system immediately - having a jammer automatically run is suicide!" Vintage insisted with great concern and agitation.

"Speaking of that, does anyone know where to find your Saves now that you're in this new place? Having Save Disks only works if someone can find one to restore you from."

"Other than that, the water trap is a fine enough idea. The fusion cannon trap, though...what's to keep you from getting blasted if you end up in close combat and the battle moves to the hallway? Personally, I like my booby traps to only be able to affect one bot at a time, so there's less chance of me being in the way when the thing goes off."

Later, he looked over at the statue. "You should make one out of copper or bronze," he suggested. "Copper's used in a lot of things, but it's also very plentiful. That makes it cheap enough to keep people from risking getting blasted for it, but looks nice enough to be worthy of making statues from. Plus, Cybertronian metalworkers know how to seal it so you don't end up stuck with a moldy-looking statue in a year or two." Vintage clearly wasn't a fan of the green that quickly coated unsealed copper and copper alloys.

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Debugging Center

"There's no need to worry about your treason file data," the Debugger calmly reassured Loyal Star. "It's easy enough to restore. Even so, it may be a good idea for you to shut down until we do the repair. That'll ensure that no more errors can creep in while you wait."

The Debugger didn't actually think the errors would spread all that quickly. He did, however, realize that his patient could panic, and that wouldn't be good for anyone. Plus, Loyal Star would need to shut down anyway so that his RAM could be replaced with certified new hardware - something that could be done while Debugging waited for DomIntel to get around to pulling the disk location data from the Supercomputer and then sending an agent to get it and deliver it to the Debugging Center.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Decepticon Military Factories

A new order had been delivered to the enchanters - they needed to add protection against magical attacks. Reports from a few soldiers who had been in the Orbisian War said that unicorns could mess with wiring and electronics, and this sort of thing had to be accounted for in the enchantment packs. The enchanters groaned, but soon enough, packs with this protection were added.

Of course, nobody knew about this demon Cadence intended to summon, though Decepticon spies had been sending reports about the obvious actions she was taking. They reported on the mass moving of the population, freezing of certain areas, and arming of every pony. These reports were met with extra attention to anti-cold protection - and with the preparation of many bombers. If the ponies were being condensed into smaller areas, it made perfect sense to just bomb those areas into oblivion.

At the Main Military Base, more basic preparations were underway. All of the Genociders were ordered to clean and inspect their blasters to make sure that they were in top condition - and take two sets of spares. "We might end up melting our own blasters from overuse!" Carjack said enthusiastically. "We'd better take extras so we can keep the destruction going!"

Meanwhile, General Shockwave's platoon was being refitted to carry bombs; Soundwave's troops were fitted with EMP generators to take out the Pony Afterlife's electronics, communications, and electrical infrastructure; and about half of Thundercracker's platoon was assigned to provide escort coverage for the many cargo-bots who would be mobilized for the attack. Skywarp's troops would be the flying infrantry, and the non-Genociders of Carjack's platoon would join them. Megatron's troops, with fusion cannons, would be the shock troops and the first to engage the Pony Military.
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Postby Vallermoore » Wed May 04, 2016 9:26 am

MasterBlaster's Mansion

MasterBlaster gave Vintage a deep bow-when a bot bowed like this to a bot who was his equal it was the equivalent of a hug, and at once deactivated the jammers, as they were far too dangerous. "I have a mod from Ultimate Mods that lets me take all sorts of blaster fire...but does it work for a fusion cannon?," he asked Vintage as he did so. "I also have anti-SAM stuff as well. Oh, and I really appreciate that you care for my wellbeing enough to point out when I'm doing something stupid. I placed a Save Disc...well, I think I can say so here as it will be between us and Domintel. I placed one in a panel above my bed. You are the only bot I feel I can totally trust. I think I'll get a bronze statue for outside and this silver one will just be for me and trusted guests to see. I really should think about calling a security firm to protect here when I next raid or go into battle. If Megatron calls for raiders to fly alongside the Military to help conquer somewhere, I would happily do so. I have total confidence in Megatron as both a leader in general and a battle leader."

He knew Domintel could hear that, but he couldn't care less. Domintel only went after those who didn't like Megatron's rule, not someone expressing confidence in His leadership.

Debugging Center

Loyal Star nodded, opened his panels and let himself be shut down. He was in the only place on Cybertron where violence was banned-if it wasn't, noone would dare shut down in case they woke up hacked, in an Atari machine, or in the Decepticon afterlife.
As every bot needed Debugging checks every now and then, it was not in their interest to disrupt vital mental health operations anyway. Every bot who lived long enough needed the occasional operation to protect their mind boards. Soon enough the Debugger could find out what was wrong with the damaged RAM. Repairing the Treason File would be the easiest bit which was just as well, as it was one of the most vital files in any Decepticon.

Decepticon Military Factories

The Genocide Battalion was deeply excited. Engines revved and purred, eyes were bright, and blasters were taken apart and cleaned with great care. General Carjack himself also cleaned his blasters. Having them fail would be very annoying.

The information from the Orbisian War veterans was as good as that from any spy. Whilst not many bots needed to mind transfer from having their insides messed with by unicorns, it was a proper PITA for them. Sudden numbness, eyes winking out, minor body parts acting up, was something that the bots could do without. For an unlucky few, the rewiring had taken hours and caused a great dislike of sapient ponies. The enchanters would have sweated if that was what bots did-instead their fans speeded up to keep their boards cool. Whilst the alicorns likely could still seriously affect an average Decepticon soldier, the average unicorn would find it very hard if not impossible to damage the insides of Military bots. Random raiders didn't have this protection, however. Final checks were being made, orders given to the units, and armour checked for any weak spots. The invasion was only about a day away. General Thundercracker guessed what some of his platoon were privately thinking, assembled them and told them how important logistics were. "If we run very low on Energon, we have to retreat, and I know none of you want to lose to sapient ponies. The Genocide Battalion can't be everywhere at once, so you need to escort the slow moving cargo bots and stop the ponies from planting bombs on the hull and that sort of thing. You are as valued as the rest of my bots. Guarding the cargo bots is not a military punishment for some trivial offence, but a war winning measure."

Pony Afterlife

Princess Cadance had done pretty much all she could do. She was teaching unicorn lines to combine their magic beams so that all joined together, they had as good a chance as blasters did of piercing armour plate. She herself planned to cast her love spell on an ordinary Decepticon to see what affect that had. Two ponies had committed suicide recently hoping to avoid endless slavery in the afterlife. Shining Armour was in general command of the forces, and seven of the alicorns had formed a tiny but potent unit of their own.

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Cybertron

"I saw that mod working when you got blasted by those guys who tried to take the statue," Vintage said, obviously impressed. "But I don't know if it can handle a fusion cannon blast. You're the one who gave Ultimate the specs, not me! Check your manual if you're not sure. Every mod comes with one."

"Anti-SAM panels...so that explains your slightly larger size, and the sound of the stronger engine that I've been noticing since I came. I suppose you don't have to worry about the lower speed you'll have with that weight since you have that other mod to go with 'em. I ought to invest in some stuff like that. The Energon I got from swiping that ship a couple of zombie events ago has mostly just been sitting in my vault..."

Sirens suddenly went off outside on a specific pattern, indicating that a red-alert message was about to hit the holovisions and radio stations. This gave MasterBlaster a chance to show off his new holovision, which projected life-sized images into his vast living room.

Soon, Leader Megatron's body appeared there in perfect holographic reproduction. It looked as if the viewers could reach out and touch him, and there was no mistaking the anticipation and even outright greed in his eye-shine and facial expression. This greed wasn't for money, but for a new base from which almost any other place in the universe could be reached in an instant.

"People of the glorious Decepticon Empire!" The leader began. "As you all know, serious military activity is normally preceded by an invitation to raiders to take the first swipe across the face of the enemy. Today, you all have the opportunity to raid where no Decepticon has ever raided before: A different psychic realm! This realm is home to the majority of deactivated ponies. There, they have what amounts to a colossal nation, with billions of pony spirits. These spirits may not be brought here in any useful form - here, they are mere ghosts. However, the non-living aspects of the realm, including its oil, metal, and other typical resources, are far more amenable to being taken for use by far superior beings than mere ponies."

"In 10 minutes, I shall order the opening of a massive portal to this new land, and you will have one day to raid it to the fullest of your abilities. Known defensive weaponry includes SAMs, cannons, magic, and even a giant force field that expands suddenly. We have it on good authority that windigoes - those magical cold-makers - are either present or can be brought in without trouble. These things make it so that being part of the initial raid wave is rated as being of Medium Difficulty."

"Tomorrow, the Decepticon Military will begin the main attack. Raiders who choose to accompany the Swarm must use standard protocol for raider/Military engagements, as detailed in the Military Manual. Those too young to have a Military Manual, yet plan to join in anyway, are obligated to learn the relevant portion from someone who does have the chip, lest they be blasted out of the way of planned Military actions. Our objective is to take this land for the glory of the Empire and its Military. Once it has fallen into our hands, it will serve us very well. Unfortunately, I cannot broadcast how it will serve us, lest future operations be compromised. I know this is unusual for a war, but it must be this way for this particular operation."

"The portal for raiders is at Quadrant 4, Sector 22159. I hereby order that it be opened five minutes from now. Raiders, by the time you arrive, it should be ready to admit you into the new realm. As usual, remember to make a Save before you head out."

With that, the holovision went blank for a moment before station personnel came on. MasterBlaster shut it off before the recap.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Military Bases


The troops were all but ready as they heard the sirens and then listened to the announcement over the bases' PA systems. They wished they could just go into battle right now, but they also understood the importance of letting the raiders take the first wave. Not only would the raiders cause the target to waste at least some of its ammo on them, but it would generate reports of just what types of defenses the enemy was using. If there was any kind of weaponry that wasn't expected or that was stronger than expected, it would be the raiders who would suffer the worst of the unfortunate results it caused. In exchange for taking this risk, the raiders got first dibs on whatever loot there happened to be.

As reports from the raiders came in, they would tell the Generals and lower commanders if they needed to make any last-minute changes. For now, all the troops could do was distractedly play cards as they talked about what they might find on the other side of the portal.

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Debugging Center

Once Loyal Star was offline, the Debugger didn't bother to examine his old RAM. He pulled all of Loyal Star's boards out and set them on a bench. Then, in a few deft maneuvers, he stripped the boards of the RAM and threw it in a can. Next, he examined the CPU, and seeing just the faintest speck of corrosion on the case, he pulled it and tossed it into the same bin. He had clearly done this procedure hundreds of times, and his fascination with Iacon's corrosion patterns and the terrifying speed with which they set in had long been extinct. Now, this part was basically a strip-and-rebuild job that required about 1kb of his thought power.

After all of the corroded and assumed-corroded parts were stripped out, the Debugger went over to a cabinet and got out a prepackaged set of replacement parts. Within a couple of minutes, he had the package open and the parts installed into the boards.

Next, he activated the microscopic aspect of his vision and examined Loyal Star's traces. Almost immediately, he had a trace remover active. It melted and sucked up several lines of copper. The Debugger than laid new lines to replace them. This work was slower and far more tedious thanks to the tiny and intricate nature of the traces used for such advanced boards, but he did it efficiently.

Once all of this was done, he sent an official dispatch to Domestic Intelligence. Then, he walked out of the room, locked it securely, and moved to a new room. There, he began to see other patients as he waited for DomIntel to handle the job of getting the disk and bringing it over. Since this Debugging Center was near Iacon and Loyal Star's files had indicated that he was from near Decepticon Headquarters, he figured that it would take a while for the transport alone, let alone the job of finding the disk. Not only that, DomIntel was a busy agency and it sometimes took a while for them to get to projects that didn't involve spying or treason.

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Domestic Intelligence Field Office, Decepticon Headquarters

The low-ranking agent groaned a little as the order came up on his screen. Disk Finds, as they were called internally, were boring errands that most agents wished they could foist off onto some other agency. Alas, this was the agency that had data on seemingly everything - and more importantly, if the data wasn't right at hand, its Supercomputer could use the other information it had on a subject to psychologically profile him and guess, with near-total accuracy, where he would have hidden the needed Save.

After going through all of the other tasks he had, the agent finally put the job through to the Supercomputer about 2 hours after it had come in.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Below the streets of Decepticon Headquarters, in an area 1 square mile, the vast server complex referred to as the Domestic Intelligence Supercomputer acted on the job almost immediately. In an instant, it pulled all of the "action files" - files on all of the observed actions of the subject - and analyzed them for the needed information. It turned out that there was no video of Loyal Star hiding his disk, but there had been a metal-sliding sound from the floor of his workshop just one day prior. This sound was matched against the Supercomputer's millions of sound sample files, and in what would seem like a blink, identified as the sound of a homemade trap door. The resonance of the sound indicated that it opened to a compartment only about 1 inch deep. There was little use for such a shallow compartment except to hide a Save Disk.

"SUBJECT: LOYAL STAR OF DECEPTICON HEADQUARTERS
JOB: FIND SAVE DISK
MOST LIKELY LOCATION: HOME, TRAPDOOR IN WORKSHOP FLOOR, 3 FEET FROM NORTHERN WALL AND 10 FEET FROM EASTERN WALL, SHALLOW COMPARTMENT

About an hour after that, an agent of medium seniority was dispatched to the house to get the disk. Even though the job itself took almost no RAM, the agency didn't use an FNG because it preferred to use agents with longer track records for handling sensitive material.

At the house, the agent quickly jimmied the lock using techniques known only to DomIntel and elite thieves. Only a few minutes later, he was back outside. He restored the lock to properly-working status and flew away. During that short time, he had snooped on everything in the house, replaced a few bugs that had been getting old, and finally, grabbed the Save Disk that had brought him there.

Once the disk was at the Field Office, it was time to transport it. Inter-office transports ran once every 2 hours. After the disk made it to the Iacon Office, it would be delivered to Debugging and the data merge would be done.
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Changeling Hive

Almost as soon as the invasion began a Red Queen, her chitin beautifully polished, called her changelings. "Most of you are to place large Decepticon Seals on your flanks and serve the Decepticons. Fight with them no matter what. Even if they are driven back, carry on fighting by their side. Those who are undercover in the Pony Afterlife. are to spread false reports and rumors, assassinate pony generals and try and overpower one of the alicorns. Not all of you will survive, but those who do will gain Decepticon gratitude and perhaps even some of the rare love, freely given, of these huge war robots."

After radio messages filtered up to Megatron about changelings flying Decepticon Seals, fighting and in some cases dying for the Deception cause orders were given to treat these changelings as genuine allies. Deliberately blasting them was banned, and that included even the Genocide Battalion when it went into action.

Cybertron

MasterBlaster was about to check his siren when a special alarm went off that meant that Megatron had something important to say. When MasterBlaster turned his holovision on, it was as if Megatron was really standing there. When MasterBlaster heard the news he said with glee "Now I get to raid not just for myself but for the glory of the Empire! With my mods and spare bodies, I need not worry too much about that those pony souls can do. No disrespect to you, but I'm afraid I will need to ask you to leave my mansion. You are my one true friend, but you are still a Decepticon." Luckily for him, Vintage could understand MasterBlaster's point of view and would think the same way if it was the other way around, so he agreed to leave and MasterBlaster locked his mansion up. "If you want to raid with me that would be great, but I understand if you have other stuff to do." MasterBlaster radioed his gang to say he would be raiding and invite them to come along, promising that there was surely plenty of loot to have. Soon enough he was in the portal, and flew carefully into the front rank. In a situation like this the other bots didn't really mind, as every SAM or other unpleasant thing hitting MasterBlaster was something that didn't hit them. He turned his pain level down to 20% and started blasting at the pony soldiers down below.

His mods and anti-Sam armour did very well at first, absorbing missiles, bullets, and various magic spells, but he was to find that although he could blast a huge number of ponies, he was not invulnerable. First a spell took over his flight ailerons and tried to fly him into the ground. Transforming, he walked around crushing ponies underfoot until he came across an alicorn, who used her magic, to his horror, to cut even his mod-protected and armoured leg right off in a shower of sparks. He was able to escape, but only just and had to hop to the rear carrying his own leg, a real PITA. He would end up having to go back to Cybertron and buy new leg joints and ailerons and spend the next hour carefully reattaching them to his body, his eyes dim with annoyance. His own hotdogging and gross overconfidence had got him injured and he could have lost the body he had spent so much Energon on.

Here and there a raider was SAMed out of the sky, or had a critical number of wires break and fell apart like a clown car, but the ponies were losing far more of them, and where possible their souls were claimed for Leader Megatron.

MasterBlaster had just finished putting his leg back on and fixing his wings when his gang radioed him. They had turned up outside his mansion. Quickly he came to their side. "It should be great raiding, but if you come across a pony with wings and a horn, watch out! I had to reattach my leg after one of that type of pony blasted it right off." Soon he was leading them into the fray, but keeping a watch out for alicorns. Although there were only fourteen alicorns in the entire pony afterlife, they could slice through the average Decepticon raider's armour with ease, generate force fields capable of withstanding blaster attacks, and were hard to hit as they were so small and speedy. Soon enough he and his gang were able to loot a large refinery and once more he had made sure there would be success for them. With each raid that brought them a large amount of Energon, he became a better leader in their eyes and it would be harder for some other bot to take over. He wondered where Remediator was and how he was doing.

The Pony Afterlife was huge, bigger then most places the Decepticons had invaded, and some raiders found it hard going in the cold areas, sometimes having to turn back before their Energon froze, but by the time the Military were to go in, about a quarter to in places a third of the area was Decepticon territory. It had not been without cost. Around two thousand raiders had been SAMed, frozen solid, or had fallen apart as their electronic innards were messed with by unicorns. Many millions of pony souls were dead, and the survivors were running low on SAMs and gunpowder; something made worse by a quarter of the SAMs and about a quarter of the gunpowder being sabotaged; either the sabotaged SAMs failed to take off and exploded the ponies instead, or turned back on the ponies with the same result, or crashed harmlessly into the ground. Sabotaged gunpowder was either so wet as to be useless or had bombs set amongst it, which blew it up.

Debugging Center/Pony Afterlife

Once he had been fixed from a Save Disc and the Debugger explained why he had needed medical care in the first place, Loyal Star thanked him greatly and made a vow to himself that Iacon was a place to stay far away from. When the Debugger told him about Megatron's address to the nation, Loyal Star didn't even stop to fix his feet and joined the raiders, targeting the stockpiles of gunpowder at the cannon batteries. He only did a small amount of looting to get enough Energon for new feet; for him this was a Holy Crusade, and he claimed for Megatron the ponies he killed. The other bots were pleased as there was more loot for them, and less of those hard-to-dodge cannon balls flying at them. He was finally doing battle for the Nation and for Megatronism. This was one of the reasons he had become a Decepticon for.

Having dispatched five bots and injured two others, an overconfident alicorn flew down towards a Decepticon fighter with numerous lights and weapons and a rather blingy paint job. The bot she was trying to cut in two with alicorn magic was Ultimate and he had the mods needed to cut through force fields like the one protecting the alicorn, and some good defence mods of his own. And he was anything but pleased at an alicorn trying to cut his fine body into pieces.

Things were very close now to the well prepared and armoured Decepticon Military going into battle. Final checks were being made to armour, blasters, mods, magical armour and heating. An hour or so before battle the bots had made sure they were clean. Being clean made a good impression. They didn't want their foes thinking they had come straight from a junkyard after all.
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Main Military Base

Megatron was amazed to hear stories of Changelings fighting under the Decepticon banner. He ordered the Decepticons to refrain from blasting them, but also warned them to be wary of tricks. "Don't trust them," he told both raiders and troops using a secret encrypted frequency. "They may just be trying to get close in order to raid us or pull some other kind of trick! Remember that they are as deceptive and conniving as we are, even if their methods sometimes strike us as amateurish. Do NOT believe that they are real allies - keep your anti-draining shielding active if you have it! But definitely let them be cannon fodder and eat missiles that were meant for us. We can find out what they're trying to con us out of later, and devise an 'appropriate' response."

The Pony Afterlife


At first, the ponies inflicted a large number of casualties on the Decepticons, who were swarming in with almost no scouting reports to go on and who weren't at all coordinated between each other. It appeared to the ponies that they were being attacked by thousands of independent squads who weren't even in communication with the other squads. Still, the swarms kept coming and coming, eventually running some bases out of ammunition. As this happened, raiders were able to seize many refineries and oil fields. While the raiders were doing this out of either greed or the simple desire to make a living, the end result was that Pony military vehicles would not be able to be refueled once the petroleum on their bases and at minor gas stations had run out. This, of course, would render any engine-driven Pony military equipment useless - while ensuring that the Decepticons who came in later would have plenty of partially-refined petroleum as well as crude right at hand.

"These invaders don't seem coordinated at all!" Princess Cadence said, clearly thinking that the Decepticons were the inferior force. "We should be able to destroy them within a month and take our territory back!"

To her dismay, Shining Armor quickly showed up and warned her that her assumptions were quite wrong. "This is just the 'raider front,'" he told her. "The real Decepticon Military hasn't even arrived. We were fooled the same way on Equestria. It turned out that we'd wasted half of our missiles and rockets on what Megatron sends as pure cannon fodder."

"Oh, how horrible!" Cadence said with wide eyes. "This...this Megatron!...Sends his general population as the first wave in a war?! To be slaughtered by the fully-prepared target? And THEN sends in the military when there's hardly any danger?! What a beast! We must defeat him!"

"It's...well, it's not quite as awful as that." Shining Armor had to grudgingly admit. "The raider front comes willingly and is driven by greed. And they make save disks - copies of their minds - for if they lose. It helps Megatron greatly, yes, but if they weren't so greedy, they could have stayed home. So don't feel bad about destroying them. The real problem is what it does to our military! If we blast them, we waste our ammunition. But if we don't, we lose our resources. Either way, Megatron's real forces end up having an easy time of it because our side ends up down some very important materiel as well as both soldiers and civilians. Not only that, the chaotic nature of the raiders - who are just as uncoordinated as they look - makes it hard to predict just what they'll attack or do."

~~~~~~~~~~~~

The chaos wasn't just good for the Decepticons who were now rampaging around the Pony Afterlife. Just outside the portal, no one stopped to look at the three or four sets of FTL lights that momentarily flashed, let alone pay a lot of attention to the group led by the strangely-clean orange bot that appeared when the lights went out. This group entered the fray like all the others, but unlike most of them, didn't take long to figure out where to go. Instead, they made a bee-line right for the oil fields, and soon, set up shop where most of the derricks were still pumping.

"As if I'm gonna miss a huge opa'ration like dis!" Masher laughed to his small detachment, who were all Decepticons. "It was bad enough missin' it when dey invaded dat last sucka place. But ta raid in anudda realm - dat's somet'in I ain't sittin' out!" Those with him heartily agreed that it was well worth the danger of being attacked by troops from both sides just to be able to say they'd raided in an afterlife. The fact that the Decepticon Empire would be helped a bit by their actions didn't bother them - they knew that with millions of raiders destroying the place at the same time, one group's actions wouldn't make a huge difference in the grand scheme of the war. Soon, they had their massive hoses hooked up to the two tankers they'd brought along, and one was running some crude through a field still.

"Dere's nuttin' as tasty as Energon made from 'HOT' oil!" Masher enthused when the small batch was ready. Everyone in the group lifted a glass of the dimly-glowing, dark-speckled field Energon. It was Low Standard in grade, but to them, it tasted like fine Supreme.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Remediator and his gang were having quite a bit of trouble. They had attempted to hit what appeared to be an unprotected refinery, but when they landed and opened the tap on one of the tanks, a bunch of unicorns came out from hiding and started attacking their board traces. The gang managed to blast them and stop the assault, but now, their processing speed was way down since their systems had to try to send all mental activity through about half of the normal pathways. Still, they began to drain the petroleum there, which was refined to the level of kerosene, and thought that they'd end up doing okay. Unfortunately for them, windigoes had been drawn by the battle and the temperature began to drop.

While there weren't enough windigoes to freeze them out, the presence of the few that came caused snow to fall. It melted when it hit the ground, causing the gang to experience generally-miserable conditions. With foul moods, they finished filling their tanks and flew away, cursing at the sky and telling the windigoes that they would soon be nothing but fodder for the Decepticon Military anyway.

Meanwhile, MasterBlaster and his gang were doing quite well. The refinery he chose had already blown all of its SAMs off at some other raiders, making it easy for them to land and take whatever they could fit in their tanks.

A few hundred miles away, StellarTempest and his large group were also doing well. In fact, thanks to the size of his gang, they were able to take more tanks than one refinery's haul would fill. They began to rove around looking for more stuff to plunder, eventually following some train tracks out to a big dock area. There, goods had been in the process of being moved from ships to trains. While there was a lot of stuff coming in across what appeared to be a Great Lake, it was all sized for ponies. Despite this, there was one ship of interest. A tanker waited far offshore in hopes that it wouldn't be noticed, and by its shape and how low it was in the water, it was almost certain to be full of oil.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

When the alicorn saw a bot who was flying with obvious rows of flashing lights, she thought she had an easy target. He was big and overbuilt-looking, too, so he would be unlikely to be able to dodge anything. It would surely be an easy mark, she figured. She fired her magic, intending to chop him up like the others.

Immediately, his body flashed as his system absorbed the energy it could and dispersed the rest in the form of a blinding white light. At the same time this happened, Ultimate quickly transformed into robot mode and began to hover in the air so he could aim without having to do flybys. Then, in just another instant, he blasted back at the alicorn with her own power, which he ran through a fusion cannon. "Thanks for powering up my blaster array," he taunted as he activated 20 more of his blasters and began to fire those along with the first one. In reality, it had already been charged, but now he used the power he'd collected from her attack rather than his own Energon.

Before she had much of a chance to do anything, except perhaps dodge or block that attack, he then let off a volley of SAMs that were set to seek the specific heat range of biological life rather than heat in general. This ensured that they would try to hit her, rather than turning around and seeking the far greater heat of Ultimate's own engine.

Once the alicorn activated a shield, she felt the effects of another mod he had recently installed. This one automatically latched onto the energy used to create the shield and began to drain it. He laughed with an almost crazy amount of joy and abandonment as he brought his entire blaster array to the ready and took aim, letting her understand exactly what would happen if and when that shield fell.

Across his back, his lights unconsciously began to flash the alternating message: ULTIMATE MODS/DECEPTICON HEADQUARTERS. This was the result of yet another mod: one that would automatically advertise his shop whenever he believed that he was about to win a battle. Other Decepticons flying nearby couldn't help but notice this giant ad and the fact that it appeared that he was in position to defeat an alicorn. Those who weren't directly engaged in any battles began to make slow, wide circles around the two so they could watch the fight.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

The ponies wouldn't have very long to worry about what to do about the raiders. The very next night, at about 1AM, the real Decepticon Military began to arrive. This time was chosen specifically because equus sapiens was known to be diurnal, so attacking at night would catch them when they most wanted to go to sleep. The Decepticons, of course, were all wide awake since there was no need for a Decepticon to defrag every day at a fairly set time, and because they were all massively pumped from the thought of the upcoming war.

Rank upon rank of highly-disciplined troops, led by Leader Megatron and his giant field army of crack soldiers, began to flood through the portal and head directly toward the military bases still standing. Right after him, Soundwave's troops followed. They quickly split up into small squads and activated cloaking - they would fly over key areas broadcasting signal jamming on all frequencies other than the Decepticons'. Behind them came the flying infantry, which split up into giant divisions which went to areas where mobile pony troop formations had been reported. Along with them came Carjack's main field army, with the Genociders in a formation of their own off to the side. Next came the bombers, who went toward the cities, but hung back if there was a military base that needed to be dispatched in order to ensure safer flying. The last to enter would be the cargo-bots and their escorts; it was important that as much enemy interference as possible was eliminated before the massive tankers came in to take positions on the ground.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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The Pony Afterlife

Although they refrained from blasting the red-shelled changelings when they knew they were there, neither Megatron nor any Decepticon with any common sense was about to drop their anti-changeling shielding any time soon. One or two genuinely grateful Decepticons willingly allowed just a tiny bit of love to be freely given, when the changelings had rescued them from perhaps losing a body. But apart from that the fiery love for Cybertron and the Decepticon Way, as well as for a few other things-of Coder for offspring, of a love of conniving, and of Megatron's Priests for Megatronism, remained locked up tight. Many bots had fought changelings in the past and some had been drained dry and lost bodies to them. So they were not taking any chances with a race that in some ways, had similar values to them and were as conniving as they were, although with a different objective, for love instead of Energon.

By the time the Decepticon Military showed up in the middle of the night, the mainly tired ponies had fired off eight out of ten of their SAMs and half their gunpowder, and many of their cannon batteries had been destroyed. Blasting the stacks of cannon balls didn't do much other then to make them roll around a little, but the gunpowder barrels went up with one blast with a very satisfactory (to Decepticon ears) bang, killing the crews and blowing the cannons apart. Large numbers of very talented unicorns working at once could on occasion pierce the anti-magic shielding and then snap wires and damage electronics, but doing that required phalanx formations. After two or three bots went down and a few others got injured the rest found out that large numbers of unicorns represented danger even to Military bots and blasted anything even resembling a unicorn phalanx into charred remains.

Pegasui caused a different problem, whipping up the most horrendous weather that would have been a real headache for a biological army. Lightning bolts, rain, strong winds, fog, snow and hail, and even a tornado were loosed at the bots, whose heating systems, Faraday cages, layers of wax, and ability to fly through high winds were tested very hard, with Windigos making it worse. Many a Decepticon cursed the weather conditions, and those few who knew Equish or had it installed earlier to order pony slaves around, swore at the ponies in it and vowed to get their revenge. It was a credit to the Decepticons that very few lost bodies due to the weather, although many would need to dry themselves and rewax afterwards. Whilst wet and cold would not give the Decepticons frostbite or illnesses, it could if untreated lead to rust, which was both itchy and painful, like eczema for humans.

Earth ponies manned the SAM launching sites, cannon batteries and tanks, although few of the pony tanks had any fuel now.

Ten of the fourteen alicorns had gone out to do battle. One of the alicorns had made a serious mistake a while ago and was no longer alive, her soul in a soul gem.

*****
Princess Thea, the alicorn who attacked Ultimate, was horrified. With her shield being pounded by missiles, bombarded by blaster fire and drained at the same time, it quickly popped like a bubble, and a second later only her skull remained. "I claim your soul for Leader Megatron!" Ultimate said. When this campaign was over, many new customers would come to his shop and he would gain a lot of Energon.

*****
Three of the alicorns encountered General Thundercracker, who had gone out a bit ahead of his troops, totally confident that no ponies could even scratch his armour. He was painted in the Decepticon equivalent of a general's full dress uniform, seeing no reason to hide from weak little biologicals. Two attempted to bust up his jets and cause him to crash into the ground. The third tried to reach into his mind with her magic and change his Loyalty setting from Megatron to Princess Cadence. Oddly enough, trying to bust up Thundercracker's jets, whilst certainly enough to earn a blasting, didn't make Thundercracker all that angry. He was in a war, and things like that happened in war, and at worst, one of his hundreds of bodies would be destroyed. Trying to reach into his mind and fiddle with his loyalty settings, however, fired up his hatred like almost nothing else. Hackers were hated if anything, even more then traitors. Hackers on Cybertron if found out, would have vigilantes go after them with dismemberment or worse in their plans for them.

Four of the alicorns used their teleportation powers to reach General Carjack, and they all tried at the same time to use their magic to hack into his mind and make him join the pony side. Carjack probably hated hackers more then other Decepticons if that was at all possible. In trying to hack his mind, they caused a headache and made him feel as angry as if they had woken him up. His eyes just had a narrow dark strip of light, not bright enough to see by. In Decepticon terms, this was a look of pure rage, meaning battle was imminent. Even most angry Decepticons didn't get this angry. The last time Carjack was this angry, was when he had been turned into a sapient pony.

Two of the alicorns teleported behind the lines, blew up two cargo bots before they knew what was happening, and then tried to blast as many of the slow moving bots as possible. The half of General Thundercracker's troops on escort duty would have a battle after all. If the supply lines were busted, logistics could stop even the mighty Decepticon Military in it's tracks.

*****
MasterBlaster and SolarTempest and their respective gangs were having the time of their lives. SolarTempest's gang let the pony crew abandon ship rather then exploding the million barrels of light crude oil that were on board. Remediator and his gang had plenty of loot but were in a foul mood, and a tiny bit of rust the size of a human head-tiny in robot mode, large in plane mode, had appeared on Remediator's left wing. He scratched it away, but he would need to repaint later. Loyal Star was in full Crusade mood, preaching a sermon on the stupidity of fighting Megatron loudly in Equish to the very ponies that he was fighting.

*****
Small groups of ponies were surrendering whilst others killed themselves in the hope of avoiding everlasting slavery.

*****
When the Decepticons, Megatron in the lead, came to the pony capital, Cadence cast her force-shield spell to try and sweep Megatron and his Decepticons right out of the pony afterlife, sending a pink shield that only targeted robotic life at them. Her castle was much bigger and better defended then Canterlot had been, but this was one of her last cards to play.
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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Sun May 08, 2016 10:17 pm

In the air, two generals found themselves under hack attack. Thundercracker immediately opened fire with his upgraded, general-level blasters, only to have their energy deflected by magical shielding. The attacking alicorns were equally stymied by Thundercracker's anti-virus as well as his conscious attention to maintaining his proper loyalty settings. Now, the combatants circled each other in an odd dogfight, trying to destroy each other by different means. Before long, other Decepticons noticed what appeared to be a stalemate and flew over to tip the scales in Thundercracker's favor.

General Carjack soon found himself beset by other hacking alicorns. Unlike Thundercracker, who relied mostly on his anti-virus, Carjack had a plethora of psychic defenses against this sort of attack, mostly refined from his days as a human. Humans, it turned out, were often quite magical - but events like the burnings of witches had made it so taboo that the majority would deny it even if they were actually very active. They also tended not to practice their skills, brainwashed into thinking of it as odd at best and glitchery at worst - and worse yet, often developing actual glitches that would have been avoidable had they been properly trained. Unlike most of those humans, Carjack had embraced and strengthened his abilities, and now, as a Decepticon, reveled in having a board set that could handle the processing power needed to really shine at the art.

Immediately, Carjack put up psychic shielding. Instantly after this, he mentally activated his liquid nitrogen cooling system. He knew that he was about to use all available processing power at maximum speed, which would generate plenty of heat. Then, the battle was on. First, he redirected three of the attackers' invisible hack-energy beams towards the fourth alicorn, forcing her to shield herself to avoid being turned into a dimwitted, hyper-obedient drone for her own side. Then, Carjack activated an automatic blasting routine to target a different alicorn, which forced her to divert mind-power to defending against that instead of attacking him.

Then, after causing this initial bit of chaos, Carjack began to blast with psychic energy. His system easily produced the needed power, unlike his old puny human body, which could do it but not at levels expected to be quickly lethal. He also started to attack with magic similar in intent to that of the unicorns, which affected the body rather than the mind. Carjack's attacks aimed at the hearts and brains of the alicorns with the intention of causing heart attacks, grand mal seizures, strokes, and similarly drastic biological events.

As he did this, he remained in plane mode and continually zipped around the alicorns while making occasional dive-bomb maneuvers at them. This was being done through his Advanced Navigation Module, which made it so that he didn't have to put any more conscious effort to it than a human does to walk. The alicorns, however, would be forced to stay alert and pay attention to what Carjack was physically doing, lest they be rammed out of the air. Of course, this diverted some of their mental energy from their own magical assault - and their defense against his own.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cadence's Castle

Leader Megatron, along with the elite soldiers just behind him, laughed when they saw a pink field coming at them. Almost immediately, the smiles were wiped off their faces as they found themselves pushed back not just a bit, but by about 100 miles! It was mostly thanks to Megatron's actually-divine quantum processor that he was able to figure out that it was a shield and react before him and all of his troops were pushed back out of the portal.

Immediately, Megatron realized that this shield was not only powerful, but made of energy - and to a Decepticon, what kind of energy it is usually doesn't matter. His first instinct was to drain it, so that's what he began to do. Megatron's divine draining wasn't like that of the average Decepticon, but instead worked much faster and could take far more power before having to divert it. Soon, he was glowing with the weird, pink "love energy" the still-expanding force field was made from.

When he finally had drained all he could, it was time for him to begin converting the extra into a different form of energy and blasting it back at the sender. Knowing how the ponies were all about love and harmony, he chose to transform the power into that associated with haughty arrogance and the "us-vs-them" mentality. This was an easy conversion since all he had to do was think of his opinion of the Decepticon Race and his own leadership prowess for the arrogance, and the Decepticon goal of total domination of the universe for the us-vs-them aspect. The latter also carried a strong sense of derision for those who were not Decepticons: in this case, the ponies. Immediately, he blasted the rest of the shield with copious amounts of this combination, cancelling out Cadence's loving feelings - and the energy that went with them - in an instant.

Quickly, Megatron and his troops flew back toward their original target. They and other Decepticons had been pushed a full 1,000 miles away as Megatron battled the shield, but despite this, most hadn't suffered damage so much as having been shoved back. A few of Megatron's troops had rammed into other Decepticons as this went on, however, and they were now quite damaged.

Megatron acted very haughty and arrogant at this point, but this was just an act. "That was too easy," he secretly warned the nearby soldiers over the secret Decepticon military frequency. "Be on your guard for something serious. Until all of these alicorns are waiting for me in gems at the Temple of Lost Souls, this is still a dangerous place."

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Refinery Now Under MasterBlaster's Control

MasterBlaster and his gang were quite enjoying themselves as they drained all of the oil they could and made plans to set up a relay system so they could get even more. Suddenly, MasterBlaster heard a loud yell, and when he looked up, he saw Vintage coming down for a landing. Behind the chop shop owner, ten large cargo-bots circled lazily.

"I had to shut up the shop and hire a big crew before I could come," Vintage said. "I really scored big." He pointed up toward the cargo-bots. "There's a big lake, or maybe a sea, and I noticed some tankers coming across it. So I flew toward where they were coming from, and to my delight, there's a huge oil field over there - and a truly huge refinery to go with it! Needless to say, we drained it as much as we could. That's 100,000,000 barrels flying up there." He waved towards the cargo bots, and soon, they began to land on the nearby town, smashing its buildings and streets to dust in the process. Even to the other Decepticons, the cargo-bots in robot mode towered above the scenery in a surreal way. Compared to them, ponies weren't even the size of mice. They were like the dots made by a sharpened pencil.

"We figured that it's a good idea to wait in a relatively peaceful part of this realm until the main part of the war is over," Vintage said. "You don't mind us hanging around here, do you? We're already full, so we won't be interfering with your raid."

~~~~~~~~~~~

In the biggest cities, it was far from peaceful. The bombers broke off into air wings, each group targeting a different one. Then, when they got overhead, they released their payloads: Nukes. Beautiful, yet terrifying, mushroom clouds sprang up all over the flat planet, and in an instant, genocide had been committed. "We claim these souls for Leader Megatron!" Bombers yelled as they dropped their explosives, ensuring that most of those killed would not be going to another pony realm anytime soon.

The Genocide Battalion, quite furious about this "bunch of nobodies" racking up a high score, quickly sprang into action. Now, they sped ahead of the bomber wave to the cities that hadn't yet been flattened and began to blast everything in them. They were horrifyingly efficient at "manually deleting" their targets, but even they couldn't match the speed and power of nuclear bombs. Today, the record for division efficacy would go to the bombers, though General Carjack still held the personal record thanks to the fact that no one city had enough ponies in it to allow just one bomber to nail enough to beat it.

For many years thereafter, there would be a somewhat-friendly rivalry between the Genociders and the Bombers, and this would result in an arms race between the two that would bring many benefits - and even more deadliness - to the Decepticon Military as a whole.

~~~~~~~~~~~

As the war progressed, it seemed to be going much like a typical invasion only across a far bigger and stranger-looking territory. No one expected anything like the summoning of a demon to even be on the table...

~~~~~~~~~~~

Decepticon Afterlife

To the utter shock of the robotic angels who had the task of assigning entrants to specific parts of this realm, the waiting area suddenly expanded - to the size of an entire country! Billions of pony ghosts had just arrived, and every few seconds, giant batches of millions or billions more appeared. Worse yet, the ones close enough to see the metal walls of the waiting area, which was now so huge that most couldn't even see the edges, panicked as they recognized the Decepticon style of construction. They began to kick the walls, which spread the panic to the others, and within minutes, the entire bunch were whinnying in terror; trembling and drooling like horses of a much less sapient breed.

The bots in charge raced to the Neutral Realm, which had been getting far more Decepticons than usual over the last few days, and asked some of the new arrivals what was going on. These bots, not at all happy to be stuck making parts, immediately insisted on passage to the Realm of Endless Energon in exchange for the information. Out of desperation, the controller-bots agreed, warning that if the data didn't come immediately after being transferred, their next stop would be the Realm of Punishment.

Finally, after the transfers had been done, the newly-promoted bots gave the answer. They told of the war, and then dropped the shocker: The Military had gone into it with the intention of breaking its normal ordnance protocols. Nukes were to be used, they said, and if there were billions of pony souls arriving in the Decepticon Afterlife, that plan must have been put into action. "As usual, we were ordered to claim all souls for Leader Megatron," one of the more intelligent newly-killed soldiers said. "But it's likely that there weren't enough soul gems to hold that many of them. I'm guessing that the ponies who are now waiting were the ones that were re-killed after the gem supply ran out. Since they were claimed for Megatron - and there are no active Harmonist gods to dispute the claim, or at least none powerful enough to do so - the only place for them is here in our afterlife."

The red-and-black controller of the Realm of Punishment grinned sadistically. "They are all against the Decepticon Way," he said slowly, with a nasty sort of anticipation. "Every single one of them shall suffer for choosing the wrong side."

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Out in the now-massive waiting area, an equally-massive trapdoor opened. In an instant, billions of pony souls fell through. There was a blinding flash, and they suddenly appeared inside of a massive, partitioned corral. During that flash, a control chip had been integrated into each pony's body, which was as solid as a physical one while in an afterlife. Now, they could do nothing but wait for the conquering Leader of the Decepticons to come to the Realm of Punishment to personally decide their fates.
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Postby Vallermoore » Mon May 09, 2016 11:57 pm

When other Decepticons arrived on the scene to help General Thundercracker, the alicorns knew that if they stayed much longer their shields would go down under blaster fire, so they teleported back where they came from, leaving the general with a few scratches and light dents, and a strong faith in how good the Decepticon antivirus was in protecting his mind. But the luckless alicorns who attacked General Carjack were not as fortunate. Whilst their shields were blaster-proof, they were unable to defend themselves against his magical attacks whilst at the same time maintaining their shields. First one dropped dead from a heart attack, then another perished from a stroke. A third had her horn snap and lost her magical powers and a second later a blast reduced her to a skeleton which fell to the ground and broke into small pieces of bone. The last one was afflicted by terrifying hallucinations and lost concentration on her shielding, and she too was blasted into bone.

*****
Cadence's Castle

When the news came back that five alicorns were now dead, and the Decepticons were starting to attack the Castle itself and bring down the turrets despite volley after volley of cannon balls, Princess Cadence cast the most powerful spell she had, in the hope of pushing every Decepticon right out of the Pony Afterlife so it could be sealed off from them. Megatron grinned and laughed when he saw the pink wall advancing towards him, thinking it would shatter like glass. Much to his shock even he was pushed back with the rest of the Decepticon Military and those of the Nation who were present and close enough. Huge war robots, invent those in robot mode, were being pushed back like they were toys, their blasters useless against the wall. If Megatron could not stop this, he and his army could end out humiliatingly thrown out back into Cybertron. Megatron realized the this energy had to be drained, causing him to glow a horrid shade of pink. He then thought of how amazing himself and the Decepticon Race was, how good it would be to conquer the entire universe, and how much he despised sapient ponies and Ponyism. In fact he had a special hatred for Ponyism. The alicorns had made the pony race soft and weak. The force shield shattered into bits, much to the immense relief of every Decepticon present and the utter despair of the ponies. The saddest ponies were those who had died as Decepticon slaves and dreaded an eternity of slavery breaking rock underground.

A message went through to General Thundercracker that two of the alicorns were busy blowing up cargo bots like they were fireworks, and as he knew how dangerous alicorns were he passed the message up to Megatron. Alicorns were the only ponies that were a real danger to Decepticons.

Loyal Star, in the front rank, had been pushed back by the force shield and had been close enough to see Megatron glow as he dealt with it.

Far further back, SolarTempest and his gang had seen the shield coming towards them like a tidal wave and were very pleased to see it break before it reached them.

Princess Cadence decided to ask for terms, and if they were too strict, she would play her last card and release Tirek. Such a demon was extremely dangerous but might be the only way of removing the Decepticons. Heralds were sent out with white flags to try and speak to the huge war robots.

Refinery Now Under MasterBlaster's Control

The cargo bots looked scornfully down at the ponies, thinking of them as no better then fleas. MasterBlaster was happy to see Vintage, as if they transformed, the cargo bots could easily crush him and his gang despite their mods. Most bots thought of cargo bots as a danger when not being hired because of their size. "Feel free to land and stay here," MasterBlaster said, having to turn his Bravery Up-up, to keep down fear of the cargo bots. In the distance, a pink wall came towards them, and faded out. "Vintage, you really lucked out. You could buy the finest bodies with all that oil." A cargo bot recognized MasterBlaster from earlier. He had been the one who told MasterBlaster how to properly hire cargo-bots and had no dislike of him.

Decepticon Afterlife

The robot angels were shocked to find huge numbers of panicking ponies suddenly popping into the Decepticon afterlife, only one of which had a Decepticon seal for a cutie mark. A few lucky bots in the Neutral Realm making parts had information that they could barter with and ended up in the Land of Endless Energon instead. There were not enough soul gems, so they had ended up in the Decepticon afterlife. It was up to the red and black bots to deal with them and they were all sucked down and chipped. All the lone loyalist with the Decepticon seal cutie mark could do was pray. I died on Vallermoore after a bank robbery went wrong. I am a loyalist, Fire Eater converted me. Please, Leader Megatron, don't punish me for the rest of eternity for dying during a raid.

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Postby Victorious Decepticons » Wed May 11, 2016 12:36 am

Pony Afterlife

While the ponies may have been negatively affected by the disharmony of war, the Decepticons were reveling in the apparent chaos of it. To the robots, it wasn't nearly as chaotic as biologicals usually perceived it. Instead, their minds broke it down into thousands of individual battles, and each regular Decepticon soldier only had to concern himself with the battle he was in as well as those that raged close enough to potentially spill over into their immediate areas. Meanwhile, the High Generals paid attention to the larger areas that their entire divisions covered, reports coming in from the other groups, and of course, to keeping themselves from being blasted by the enemy.

In most militaries, the General of the Army would be paying the most attention to the entire war, but this aspect wasn't as prominent in the Decepticon Military. This wasn't a doctrine per se, but instead, a simple practical consequence of the fact that the one who held the equivalent rank (as well as that of Commander-in-Chief) happened to be on the battlefield, right in the thick of things, and was usually paying attention to the enemy's attempts to delete him and his division. Non-emergency events therefore were out of his notice until there was a lull in the fighting that he was personally involved in.

One emergency event that was brought to his attention was the fact that someone was shooting down the cargo-bots despite their escorts. Megatron quickly flew to the location and found two alicorns causing the havoc. He immediately ordered Thundercracker and the escort group to get on the stick and start blasting them, using very colorful language in the process. Then, he chose one of the alicorns to fight himself. His first move was to teleport a ball of fire - caused by the alicorns' detonation of one of the cargo-bots - directly onto the chosen alicorn's position. Megatron raised his fusion cannon and took aim at the same time, so if it turned out that she survived the fireball, she could then be blasted with the cannon without delay.

Soon enough, the heralds on the ground saw that Megatron was too busy fighting to even notice them. Apparently, the two alicorns he, Thundercracker, and several escorts were fighting hadn't gotten the memo from Cadence that negotiations were supposed to begin.

~~~~~~~~~~

Decepticon Afterlife


The angel in charge of the Realm of Punishment, along with several lesser angels of that area, stalked around the corrals holding the new arrivals. They were very intimidating to the ponies, both because of their size and because of their foreboding paint jobs.

Suddenly, the head angel stopped and looked at one pony in particular. It was the one with the Decepticon Seal cutie mark. To that pony's horror, the angel's lip curled with hateful disdain as he took a step closer.

"So. At one time, you were on our side. You had sided with us enough to get our Seal on your body! But then you turned from us! You went back to Harmonism at some point, abandoning our Divine Leader! That is the only way you could bear our Seal, and yet have ended up in the neutral area of the PONY afterlife instead of here in OUR afterlife as a Decepticon!!" The angel's engine revved with great anger, and a slight smell of burned oil emanated from his exhaust. "Apostate, you shall suffer greatly for your turncoating. I will devise a special fate for you!"

With that, the angel turned and stomped away, leaving the chipped, muted pony to imagine what horrible experiences the Decepticon would devise.
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The language that Megatron used towards General Thundercracker in particular was anything but nice, and was along the lines of asking if Thundercracker's Bravery Up was broken. If the General had closed with the alicorns and lost a body, calling on Megatron would be the right thing to do to stop all their cargo bots going up in flames. But the escorts and indeed the general had barely tried to take on the alicorns. Cowardice was not well looked on in the Deception Military and even less so in generals. Unlike in some armies where generals never saw battle, Decepticon generals were expected to close with the foe and blast them. Megatron knew Thundercracker well, and a single event of fear was not going to get him cashiered, but if it carried on, Thundercracker would need to be debugged and his Bravery Up checked for possible battle damage. Such a thing was certainly possible given the fight he had been in earlier. The shield of the alicorn withstood the fireball, but not the fusion cannon, whilst the escorts and General Thundercracker managed to redeem their dented honor by between them killing the other alicorn. The heralds took cover behind a part of an exploded cargo bot, watching in awe as Megatron fought. Only then could they ask if Megatron would settle for terms that didn't involve the death or enslavement of every sapient pony. They were to be disappointed. Megatron was not interested in talking with pony heralds, although he did refrain from blasting them on the spot as they had been very polite.

As the battle raged on Masher and the bots who came with him were having a great deal of fun. They were raiding like a Decepticon should. If any bots did recognize Masher, they certainly would not nark on him. The only real danger was if Megatron or a High General came across him, and that was highly unlikely. StellarTempest and MasterBlaster and their respective gangs and Vintage and his cargo bots were all doing well. Whilst the ponies were suffering greatly, Decepticons loved war.

This was to change a bit when as Cadence's castle started to be reduced to rubble, she played her last card and freed Tirek from Tartarus. Tirek was an extremely dangerous demon who started draining energy from ponies and Decepticon raiders alike, rapidly growing to the size of a Decepticon in robot mode. He could blast fireballs capable, like the alicorns, of burning right through all but the toughest Decepticon armours, and they were as large as the blasts from Megatron's fusion cannon. And he had a force shield tougher then an alicorn. Worst of all, he could drain power right out of Decepticons, forcing them to mind-transfer before they could no longer do so and died. Seeing General Soundwave, he even managed to partly drain him, before General Carjack got involved to save his fellow General from losing a body in front of his fellow bots. Losing a body at High General level was good propaganda for the foe to use to keep resistance going. General Carjack stepped in to protect his fellow High General and deal with this energy stealing menace himself. Soundwave was now running on his battery power as a result of Tirek, and Decepticon High Generals had a special dislike for those foes who harmed a fellow High General. What Tirek did not know, was that he was now facing a true master of energy draining combat. It was like a brown belt in karate coming across a 5th dan black belt in karate.

*****

Decepticon Afterlife

When the head angel of the Realm of Punishment saw a Decepticon seal cutie mark upon a flank, he was disgusted and furious. There was no way that a true Decepticon who suffered an unfortunate result could end up in the pony afterlife or any afterlife but the Decepticon one. And that was regardless of the body at the time of death. "So. At one time, you were on our side. You had sided with us enough to get our Seal on your body! But then you turned from us! You went back to Harmonism at some point, abandoning our Divine Leader! That is the only way you could bear our Seal, and yet have ended up in the neutral area of the PONY afterlife instead of here in OUR afterlife as a Decepticon!! Apostate, you shall suffer greatly for your turncoating. I will devise a special fate for you!" The head angel was genuinely eye-darkeningly angry towards this worthless traitor, who as he lay dying had gone back to the pony religion. Whilst Megatron would later check things over, he was unlikely to feel any better towards this renegade. Traitors were utterly despised. The chipped, muted pony could only imagine the horrors in the Realm of Punishment awaiting him.

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When a really puny centaur appeared at Cadence's castle, those near it outright laughed. Soon, their laughter was silenced as every sapient thing around it began to fall. Not long after, he had grown to the size of a Decepticon and towered over the ponies, his red arms and head contrasting with a black body in a way that looked much like the paint styles preferred by Decepticons who chose to use an alternate to the most popular ones. Unlike the robots, however, his body was clearly either biological or a take-off on the concept. He also had big horns.

Soon enough, he detected General Soundwave and began to drain him. Soundwave, however, had tricks of his own. Immediately, the general sent hack attempts through Tirek's raid connection in the hopes that the strange being would absorb a version of a Decepticon loyalty virus. Just in case he didn't fall for that, Soundwave also added disruptive code meant to glitch up and weaken the opponent. At the same time, he began to transmit a radio frequency, via mundane means, that was anything but typical. This specific frequency would - at least in biologicals - cause the brain's cycles to shift to a wavelength that resonated with the one being projected. In this case, Soundwave chose a wavelength that, in mammals, would induce confusion and sleepiness. He didn't know if it would work on this centaur thing, but figured that it was worth a try.

At about that time, General Carjack saw the new entrant into the warzone and that it was raiding Soundwave as well as several others.

"Demon," Carjack said hatefully, immediately recognizing the unique energy signature shared by demon-kind. "It has been quite a while since I got to delete one of you! So what idiot thing are YOU going to do? Are you going to call 1,000 of your buddies and then cram them all into less than an acre, so you can't dodge and I can massacre you with ease?" He laughed, remembering a very specific incident. "Or are you going to stand in the way of my blasters like a moron until you vaporize? Your boss did that. It was incredibly lulzy; that's what he got for thinking a human could never generate enough power to wreck one of his forms." Carjack did not admit that he actually thought that this sort of stupidity was aggravating and made demonic enemies unworthy, yet annoying, opponents, something like biting flies.

Rather than answer, Tirek decided that he would drain this blabbermouth and add him to his score. He quickly redirected his raid efforts to Carjack, figuring he'd get plenty of power off of this apparently cocky-confident robot.

Immediately, Tirek found himself in contact with a jamming shield running on a very high energy frequency. It burned his mental raid-probe as if he'd put his hand on a hot iron. He had just met Carjack's Anti-Satanic Jamming Shield, specifically developed to block attacks from those of Tirek's kind. "Oh, I SEE!" Carjack said, grinning. "You're one of those straight-to-business types. That's pretty rare among demons. Usually you schlocks like to talk a bit in hopes of getting me to fall for some tricks. But that's fine. I can get down to business." The general actually looked a bit put out, as if he wanted to talk more trash first.

With that, Carjack increased his own energy frequency to a level far closer to Heavenly angels than one would ever expect to come from a Decepticon, and a genocidal one at that. It was a well-practiced maneuver, and the frequency was specifically chosen for its deadliness to demon-kind. Here in the Pony Afterlife, the associated glow was very visible, unlike on Earth where only magical types could even detect it let alone see it. Tirek, being a demon, realized that this sort of energy would burn him up rather than be usable by his system. "You want to eat - eat THIS!" Carjack yelled, running the anti-evil energy through his blasters and letting it fly at top power. Being able to use actual blasters, designed for the specific purpose of delivering lethal amounts of energy, made Carjack's attack even deadlier to demons than the original.

To a demon, trying to use energy of this frequency was akin to a human trying to eat nuclear radiation and use it as a fuel. Not only was it the wrong kind of energy, there was a huge amount of it coming at him. It immediately caused serious damage, and it was clear that if Tirek kept standing there, he would be vaporized outright rather than shrinking down.

Of course, Carjack had many other anti-demon attacks, all developed thanks to a psychic war he'd fought as a human that he referred to as the Anti-Satanic Campaign. This prior experience also gave him an immediate hatred of Tirek, since Tirek was of a type that was not just another enemy of the Decepticon Government at large, but part of a group that Carjack had personal negative experience with. Carjack effortlessly converted this hatred not only into energy, but of the right kind to damage him the most.

One thing Carjack wouldn't do against a demon was a straight-up raid. Demons were well experienced with the very types of tricks that Soundwave was trying to do to Tirek - sending hacks through the mental connection used to do the energy raiding - so those who were trying to raid would be possessed. Attempting to raid someone who knew how to do them was like logging onto a server full of nothing but malware and hoping you didn't get any.

In this war, Tirek wasn't the only one who knew how to do things like that. Soundwave, the master of communication, was still attempting to do that very thing - but to Tirek, who had wantonly stuck his raid-beam on Soundwave. The spying-and-communications master's mind was coiled like a viper, waiting for the demon to have to pay full attention to Carjack so he could hack the blazes out of the demon.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Elsewhere, the fighting began to wind down as the opposition ran out of ordnance, fuel, and in some areas, both. Now, Decepticon soldiers were landing and starting the looting phase, leaving nothing behind but the most worthless rubble.

Raiders in areas where fighting persisted watched the battles like exciting entertainment. Those near Cadence's castle had the most interesting view, and they soon started to make bets on how long "that weird human-horse" would hold up to the varied assaults of two high generals.

Meanwhile, the remaining cargo-bots began to land. Since they couldn't land on any soft ground, most of them chose to land on the remains of the cities that had been nuked. This immediately made them and their cargo highly radioactive, but they had no reason to mind that.
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Choosing a High General like Soundwave to attack was hardly the cleverest thing to do. Tirek might have had more of a chance going after a purely military general like Shockwave or Thundercracker, or just going after a base general who had lesser defences then a High General. Soundwave's mind saw what was happening and reared back like a snake, whilst protecting things like the loyalty settings which he knew would be the first target of any possession attempt. Soundwave sent back hack attempts and weakening attempts of his own, but for a while, the two were equally matched. Tirek was unable to penetrate Soundwave's antivirus and hack him or flip his loyalty settings from Megatron to Tirek. Soundwave though had problems of his own, in that if he tried too hard to hack Tirek, the demon's mind was like one big hack virus of it's own. Instead of hacking Tirek, the end result could be Tirek hacking Soundwave. Also, loyalty viruses didn't seem to work on demonic beings, although the other things did. Then, vastly overconfident, Tirek, made what would be a fatal mistake. He decided to take on General Carjack as well. Only Leader Megatron would have been a worse target to attack.

"Demon, It has been quite a while since I got to delete one of you! So what idiot thing are YOU going to do? Are you going to call 1,000 of your buddies and then cram them all into less than an acre, so you can't dodge and I can massacre you with ease? Hahahahahaha! "Or are you going to stand in the way of my blasters like a moron until you vaporize? Your boss did that. It was incredibly lulzy; that's what he got for thinking a human could never generate enough power to wreck one of his forms."

When Tirek attacked Carjack he let out a yelp of pain, as Carjack was running an Anti-Satanic Jamming Shield that he himself had made to prevent any form of satanic takeover. "Oh, I SEE! You're one of those straight-to-business types. That's pretty rare among demons. Usually you schlocks like to talk a bit in hopes of getting me to fall for some tricks. But that's fine. I can get down to business." Tirek was about to be in for a world of pain. "You want to eat - eat THIS!" The glowing Carjack blasted Tirek, and it took only seconds to pop Tirek's force field like a bubble. Carjack knew better then to raid Tirek and perhaps get possessed in the process.
Demon minds were like living computer viruses and even strong antiviruses might not be strong enough. With a scream, Tirek vaporised and Carjack shouted "I claim you for Leader Megatron!" Tirek would end up sucked into the Realm of Punishment and chipped like the ponies.

The raiders watching this with interest clapped and cheered their High Generals. There were comments like "We knew you could do this!" "This sort of thing is why we have total loyalty to you" and "Long Live Soundwave! Long Live Carjack!" All this was perfectly fine, but if some Decepticon had said something like "You should take over from Megatron!" then the High Generals themselves would have blasted the bot and Domintel would have got involved.

Soundwave bowed to Carjack, happy in this case for the help.

With Tirek gone, both the ponies and those Decepticon raiders who had been affected by his power regained their strength at the same time. It was clear to Princess Cadence that they could not fight on for much longer, yet surrender would mean slavery or worse. With General Soundwave quickly recovering from his metaphorically bruising battle with Tirek , Cadence got one final message out to her little ponies. "My little ponies, it was I who unleased Tirek to try and drive back a greater foe. The Royal Guards are to fight on if possible for twelve hours to give the civilians some way of escape, and then try and escape somehow themselves. Some of you have told me what a slave chip was like-if you are caught, that will be your fate for eternity. Fare you well." Not long after that, General Soundwave regained control over the few surviving pony TV and radio stations. Princess Cadence summoned Field Marshal Shining Armour to her side.

"Tell me truthfully, how are our SAMs, cannon batteries and unicorn troops doing? How long can we fight on for?"

"We have maybe enough SAMs for an hour, and enough gunpowder for a few hours in this castle and two hours outside it. Cannon balls are not a problem, but most of our gunpowder has either been fired or been blown up. Unicorns reported that they have some sort of anti-magic shielding. Enough unicorns acting together can still breach it, and we've pulled a few of the bots apart, but to do that we have to stay close together, which means a few blaster bolts or some stomping can kill a whole unit."

After a while, the Decepticons noticed there were no more SAMs and not many cannon blasts. Over time one thing they had learned, painfully in some cases, was that cannon balls could not be dodged like missiles but needed a different kind of dodging. Fewer and fewer ponies were still fighting. Some surrendered, only to be scooped up and chipped, others killed themselves in the hope of at least escaping everlasting slavery, and a few tried to escape in other ways. Those that went down a certain portal ended up fanged and cocooned by those changelings who had stayed behind. Very few could escape as ghosts, and bots were sent after them to prevent them finding a way to contact the living Ponyists. Ponyist Hell had been left alone, as the immense windigo concentration down there might even break Decepticon heating and make their armour shatter at a touch. The apex of Ponyist Heaven had been left alone for now at least, in case of super powered alicorns and other nasty surprises, and because it was rather small. Every Ponyist who died except for the hell-bound and the paragons of virtue would soon become a chipped Decepticon slave.

Cadence and the other alicorns fled as a group with a plan-find a couple of average Decepticons, hack them and hide in their panels, and they fought they had found two when they found the one formerly known as John Ashe, now named Steel Hard, and a friend from his military days, Lightning Dust. SolarTempest, knowing that immigrants made friends slightly easier then native Cybertronians, allowed Lightning Dust to come along as long as any share in the looting came from Steel's share, stroking his own blasters to emphasize this, with the unspoken threat that they would be used if he thought he was being challenged. Although gang leaders rarely used their blasters on their own members, they were ultimately the source of their power. Now the two were walking alone. With pony resistance near broken, and Decepticons still forbidden at the moment from attacking each other, it was pretty safe. When the surviving alicorns tried to reset the loyalty to Cadence of the bots, Steel Hard was suddenly unable to do anything but keep them out of his mind. Lightning Dust was the former Miltorg, who rather then use Debugging to lower his hacking fear, had kept it under control until he could afford an Ultimate Mod that made his mind boards unhackable by any biological and by any bot less then a High General.

Blasting away at the alicorns, he radioed SolarTempest that he was under attack by alicorns including Cadence-the same Cadence that Leader Megatron had just placed a 500,000 Energon Cube plus one Cube of Megatron's Special Reserve bounty on if she could be taken *alive*. For the other alicorns, the bounty was far less, 25,000 Cubes-and all the alicorns were now here in one place. If they could defeat them, there would be a major bonus for the already very wealthy SolarTempest-led gang.

*****
MasterBlaster announced to his gang, thinking he would not be overheard "Between you and me, one day I will have enough mods and power to defeat SolarTempest and take all his stuff, because he was such an ungrateful little brat who nearly blasted me as soon as he grew up."

His gang looked at each other, uncertain what to think.

*****
Loyal Star did a Loop the Loop of sheer joy that the pony resistance was almost at an end.
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The few still-armed military ponies at one base looked up at the sky, wondering who to use as a target for their last three cannonballs, when they saw a Decepticon doing loop-de-loops. He appeared to be totally oblivious to the fact that a war that was almost won was not the same as one that already had been. Immediately, they began to track them with the barrel of their cannon as two ponies rushed to load it with a ball.

A loud whooshing sound came past Loyal Star, and he recognized it as the sound of a cannonball missing, but he couldn't immediately stop his current maneuver without stalling and crashing. He could only hope they missed again as he came back toward the bottom of the loop, at which point he could resume flying normally.

His hopes were dashed. The second ball hit him in the left wing, tearing a huge hole through it and ripping the metal for several feet around the obvious damage. Immediately, he began to spin, finding himself caught in the ruthless and unyielding grip of the laws of physics as the intact wing now created far more resistance than the other one. Frantically, he scanned the ground for the least-damaging place to crash-land, quickly settling on a forest. As he did this, the third cannonball whizzed by his tail, barely missing him.

Now just 3,000 feet from the forest, Loyal Star transformed into robot mode, and using his own blasters as high-powered torches, cut his own wings off. This equalized the wind resistance and allowed him to steer somewhat by shifting his body weight. By the time this was done, he was just 1,000 feet from impact. He sought a somewhat marshy area, shifted his weight enough to go in that direction, curled into a ball human-style, and braced himself.

With a huge bang, he crashed into the soft ground. His balled-up shape allowed much of the force to be distributed across his body, but he still felt his knees - which contacted the ground first - get torn apart by the crash forces. After that, he rolled for several thousand feet over trees and rocks, destroying his rear outer panels. Finally, he came to a stop - and began to sink.

Fortunately for him, dizziness and confusion were not normal results of a Decepticon enduring such events. He couldn't help but think how if he was a biological, it would take far longer to get his bearings. As he thought this, he unballed and used his still-workable arms to pull himself out of the hole his weight was creating and crawl to harder ground. Trees snapped as he mowed over them with his damaged body, which was still quite heavy and powerful enough to move vegetation of this size as if it was stiff grass. Then, once on firm land, he finally rested and checked his damages.

First, he confirmed that his knees were indeed destroyed. His calves and feet were hanging on, but without the knees, they wouldn't be able to bear any weight. He would be able to crawl on the damaged knees if he really needed to move as fast as possible, which wouldn't be very fast. Worse, the sheared-off hydraulic lines in the knees were leaking badly, and if this wasn't taken care of soon, his macro-motion system would go down due to lack of fluid pressure. Without checking anything else, he quickly pried his right leg panel open and got out his field repair kit. Soon, he would have the lines clamped off.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Leader Megatron immediately recognized the ponies' latest maneuver. They were now fighting not to win, but to give people a chance to try to evacuate or hide. He grinned, but remained determined. Prematurely declaring victory could embolden the enemy and make things much harder, and in the worst cases, even allow the tables to be turned.

When he saw that ponies were committing suicide to transfer on to yet another realm, Megatron immediately contacted Soundwave and ordered him to blast the "divine claim" statement over all media in the hopes that those who died would be sent to his realm rather than another pony one. He didn't want any of his loot to get away!

As he continued to overlook the battlefield, and the rather large number of civilians running around like panicked ants, he was given a red alert notice by MilIntel. It had just picked up a call for help from someone who was under attack by Cadence and a few of her cronies! They quickly gave the coordinates of the area's head alicorn, and Megatron took to the sky in hopes of capturing her himself.

~~~~~~~~~~

At Lightning Dust's and Steel Hard's position, the battle didn't look like much. Instead, it took place in the invisible part of reality, where hack attempts and defenses were running at full power. Lightning Dust, however, had a variety of anti-hacking systems courtesy of both the Decepticon and Vallermooreian governments, and these included redundant copies of key settings. Whenever an alicorn made any progress at switching his loyalty, his internal checks would detect that the new setting was not in accordance with his 20 or so copies of his config files and automatically switch it back. As this went on, he was able to concentrate enough to get his blasters working and open fire. Meanwhile, Steel Hard had to put all of his energy on simply retaining his own mind, so he couldn't blast along with his friend.

Soon, SolarTempest showed up with most of the rest of the gang. A few members had been left behind to protect the loot. Those who arrived wasted no time in starting to blast. They concentrated their firepower on Cadence, who appeared to be the magically-strongest and thereby was the greatest threat. A few blasts were occasionally aimed in the direction of the other alicorns, mainly to keep them from being able to properly coordinate with Cadence.

Not long after that, Megatron came within what would be considered binocular range. He was still far off, but he was closing fast. He wanted to capture Cadence so he could execute her in a live broadcast. This execution would look normal, but Megatron planned on secretly claiming her soul as he did it. Capturing it would keep him from having to fight her yet again if he invaded another pony realm.

Far away, MasterBlaster was stewing for reasons no one could understand. His gang was taken aback by his pronouncement, but soon their reactions turned hard. Brutal stepped forward and crossed his arms in front of his chest. As he did this, MasterBlaster could see a slight glow in the barrels of his blasters, which had been quietly brought to ready even though he wasn't brandishing them.

"And what did you do to motivate your offspring to want to blast you?!" Brutal demanded. Buzz stepped up next to him. Both had accusing looks on their faces, and their eyes were darkening. "Were you trying to horn in on his loot or something?!" Neither was of a mindset that would automatically think of the offspring as being in the wrong. They knew that for someone to want to open fire on another Decepticon, let alone their own Coder, there was almost always some kind of provocation or at least something to gain from it. MasterBlaster, who hadn't even had a gang of his own when they met him, was unlikely to have held territory or something else his adult offspring would have wanted to steal. It was, therefore, logical to assume that the offspring had been provoked.

Behind them, Haula - who had good relations with his own Coder - just looked shocked that any Coder would consider their offspring to be a "spoiled brat" after he had become an adult, and the idea that MasterBlaster had apparently been trying to muscle in on his offspring's loot or business was equally shocking. Of course, as a Decepticon, he'd heard a few stories like this - but he never expected to be within shooting range of someone who had actually done that, much less apparently expected it to go over like something other than a cake of lead!

~~~~~~~~~~

Decepticon Realm of Punishment

Tirek barely had a moment in the waiting area before he was transferred directly to the Realm of Punishment. These assignments were summary now that the angels realized that there was a war going on. Of course, the demon intended to raid everything in sight, and failing that, pretend to be friends with someone like he had done with Discord and THEN raid everything in sight. To his dismay, he didn't get the chance. A control chip was embedded in him even as he appeared in the Realm of Punishment, and by the time the flash of light subsided, he was as still and mute as all of the others who were waiting to learn their ultimate fates.

"Hey, look at that," one of the overseers of the Realm of Punishment called out, pointing at Tirek. "That's one of those man-horse things!"

Several overseers came to gawk at what was now a puny, foal-sized centaur. "I'll be darned," one said. "That thing there is Tirek! It's a demon. I learned about him when I was with Interrogations at DomIntel." The bot leaned over and stared at Tirek. "Guess what?" He said menacingly. "This realm here is a paradise for me, earned after many years of service as a top DomIntel agent. You know what makes it a paradise? In DomIntel Interrogations, torture is forbidden. But here, I get to use it all I want, and it doesn't matter if the 'intelligence' is any good because I'm doing it solely for my pleasure."

Tirek could say nothing, but he snorted and rolled his eyes. Surely he, as a demon, had done far worse and thought of worse yet, than this cocky machine!

"Oh, you think that's nothing, huh? Well, we'll see." The ex-agent chuckled. "First things first, though. You're of no use being puny like that." He snapped his fingers, and 100 captives were brought over. "Feed on these." The order was simple, and the control chip quickly made it happen. Almost immediately, Tirek became about half the size of a Decepticon as the drained ponies fell. The look of confusion on the demon's face was priceless.

"Now, bring me tack for this nag." He ordered a nearby condemned Decepticon, who was rusty and full of shorts, yet continued to function. The overseer turned back toward Tirek. "While we're waiting for that, it's time to make some modifications to you. First, it's well known that a gelding is far easier to train and more pleasant to ride than a stallion..." The overseer held his hand out, and a rusty pocket knife appeared in it. He then moved toward the relevant parts...

An hour later, the condemned Decepticon returned with a huge saddle, a painful-looking bit contraption, and a set of reins. These were harshly put onto the newly-gelded centaur. Then, the overseer was handed a pair of big, sharp, rusty spurs. He put these on his ankles and mounted up. Tirek's back buckled under the weight of the heavy robot - he had intentionally been fed only enough to make him barely big enough to handle the load. "Git goin'!" The overseer shouted harshly, digging the spurs into his sides. Black blood came forth from the wounds the spurs caused, and he reared slightly before the control chip kicked in and forced him to carry the overseer around the realm like a nonsapient horse. As he did this, rust bits that had gotten in the wounds from the spurs caused continual irritation.

"I think you'll make a great big lick horse," the overseer said menacingly as he rode around showing off his new steed, who he continually jabbed with the spurs and smacked with a riding crop. The gait known as the "big lick" is forced by torturing horses, and if Tirek didn't realize that yet, he soon would know allll about it. Decepticons who oversaw the Realm of Punishment would one day come from all over to see Tirek "perform" under this extreme duress that made merely stepping down properly an excruciating action - that is, if Megatron didn't order a different bad outcome for him first. Tirek was caught between two bad outcomes, and thanks to the chip, he couldn't even try to manipulate his way out of either of them.

The ponies who heard the overseer's plans, which struck fear into their hearts, had no sympathy for Tirek. They knew that, as a demon, he would only use any sympathetic feelings for him as weapons against them if he had any chance of it. Not only that, they'd fought a battle against him before. While they didn't like the Decepticons either, they had no desire to try to advocate for better treatment for this creature.
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Loyal Star was about to learn a painful lesson about why doing loop the loops in an active war zone was a very stupid idea. Not all the ponies had laid down their weapons, especially not those who had been enslaved by Decepticons before. The SAMs were all gone but a few of the cannons and their crews were still active. About a tenth of the surviving ponies had decided to fight to the death, not knowing that they would still be enslaved when claimed for Leader Megatron. With the battle nearly over, Loyal Star had raised his pain to it's normal levels, so when the second cannon ball blasted through his wing it really hurt. Whilst spinning he turned his pain level to 10% and realized he would have to cut his wings off, which he did. He steered himself into a marsh but he still unfortunately broke his legs off at the knees. Some Scroungers watched as he pulled himself up and stopped the leaking, but with the Nation still at war, he was safe. When it came to a war, the Decepticon Nation remained united by law. It would be very hard to conquer anywhere with an army that fought itself after all. So the Scroungers could only look on a little greedily. He decided to transfer to his spare back in Cybertron, and never to loop the loop in a warzone again. The Scroungers would be pleased as they got a body without having to fight for it.

*****
To those looking, Steel Hard would seem to be just staring blankly into space as if under a slave virus's control. In fact all his mind boards were focussed on retaining his loyalty to Megatron from being changed to a just as strong loyalty to Princess Cadence. He longed to help his friend but he knew how dangerous a loyalty-flipped Decepticon would be. Lightning Dust was unhackable by any biological, as he never wanted to lose control of his body again. He was able to blast back, but the alicorns had very tough force-shields. Luckily, SolarTempest and five other bots turned up, but before they could defeat their alicorn foes, they noticed Leader Megatron himself rapidly coming towards them, and they were not about to argue with the Supreme Decepticon. They did however stop the alicorns from escaping before He could get there. This was the second time Lightning Dust had been particularly useful to the Decepticon Nation.

*****
For the first time since MasterBlaster became the leader of the gang, they glared at him, their eyes darkening at the thought of a Coder mistreating an offspring for no good reason. Brutal actually lit up his blasters. "And what did you do to motivate your offspring to want to blast you?! Were you trying to horn in on his loot or something?!" Given that at the least, a Decepticon risked losing a body if he fought with another of his kind, it was not done for fun, not counting children in Raid Games, who fought with paintballs. For a Decepticon to want to blast his Coder without good reason would be extremely unlikely. Haula was shocked. He and his Coder got on very well with each other to the point where they would happily defrag in the other one's house with only a wedge under the bedroom door for protection.

"I didn't try and touch any of his loot." MasterBlaster's own eyes darkened. "I was only after his gang."

Haula's engine backfired. Brutal was on the verge of blasting MasterBlaster who powered up his own blasters. Both remembered that they were still in a warzone and refrained from violence "You've seen my anti-blast mods and I didn't buy those for you. Plus I beat you in combat before then," MasterBlaster warned Brutal.

"How big was his gang?" Brutal demanded to know.

"About twenty strong." MasterBlaster replied.

"I'm surprised he didn't turn you into ingots." In Decepticon terms, whilst the biggest gangs could be thousands strong, most were small, and for an ordinary bot to have a gang that big made SolarTempest amazing. "I suggest we leave MasterBlaster and join the gang of his offspring, as he is clearly a true leader who one day will lead a major gang of thousands, become a High General or otherwise become a great success, whilst MasterBlaster at most will be a small time gang leader. Who is with me?" Brutal asked the others. "Let MasterBlaster form a new gang from the rusted dying bots of the slums. He has the Energon for it."

MasterBlaster was furious but as long as the war was still on, blasting Brutal was a big no-no. On the plus side, they couldn't blast him yet either. "Have I not brought you success and Ultimate Upgrades? Do you think with so many bots, SolarTempest would either want or need to buy you the best upgrades possible?"

*****
Decepticon Realm of Punishment

Tirek was furious at being ridden like this, not to mention the pain and the itch from the spurs, and the pain and pure humiliation of losing his most private parts. But his chip kept him from bucking off his tormenter. Some of the chipped ponies found this amusing although they could not show it. None of them liked Tirek.
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The nearby Scroungers were ecstatic when they saw Loyal Star's eye lights go out, but they remained cautious in case it was a trick. They, after all, had a trick where they would play dead if they were severely damaged, and then when some other Scrounger came up to take their Metal, they'd blast him and steal his body! Like wolves, they began to cautiously circle the body, getting a bit bolder when they realized its engine was off. Still, before they got too close, they strafed its head and back with powerful blasts to make sure its boards were permanently off. Only then did they fully approach. Finally, the gang leader hoisted the free loot over his shoulder.

"This one looks pretty expensive," he commented. "Nice and heavy for what's left of it. Let's fly around now and see if we can find those wings."

"Too bad for him that an expensive body and probably-upgraded boards don't include common sense!" One laughed.

"Good that it doesn't!" Another said, grinning. "Once we saw him doing aerobatics over that cannon battery, all we had to do was guess where he was going to come down, get over here, and then wait for that 3,000 Cubes to fall into our laps! I bet after this, he doesn't start partying before Megatron gives the Victory Announcement ever again!"

~~~~~~~~~~~~

When SolarTempest and five other bots arrived, they saw a small cadre of alicorns trying to hack their comrade and his friend for all they were worth. Immediately, they all opened fire, and the battle became far more serious for the high-powered ponies. In the distance, Megatron was seen approaching, but the gangsters continued to fight. If they held back, the alicorns could take the opportunity to turn the tables on them, so they had no choice - not that anyone wanted to give up that bounty money anyway.

Two of the alicorns found themselves targeted more than the others, and eventually, they became too tired to properly maintain their shields. Soon enough, they were deactivated and the battle's focus moved to the rest of them. Cadence held out better than the rest, and for a while, it seemed like she would at least be able to escape death.

Right about then, Megatron had gotten close enough to get good shots in. From his sides, two media bots - called over by Megatron via a secret radio order - appeared with their broadcast cameras active. As soon as they were in position and the event was sure to be holovised and televised, Megatron aimed his cannon and locked onto Princess Cadence. Quietly, he uttered the words, "I claim the souls I am about to disembody as my property."

"REGIME CHANGE!" Megatron yelled out, causing Cadence to be distracted and look over to the source of the call. As the Princess, she knew that he was referring to her regime in particular, and she saw Megatron as the biggest threat as well. What she saw when she turned wasn't the powerful robot leader or even the media bots. Instead, her last vision in this realm was of a fusion cannon blast already on its way. In a tiny fraction of a second, Megatron's blast connected, as did several blasts from SolarTempest and his gang. When the brightness of the blaster-light receded, there was nothing on the spot but a crater.

There was no time to stop and enjoy this win - there were still two alicorns left functional. Megatron opened fire on them in quick succession, not seeing these random-seeming ones as being worth the time it would take to taunt them.

Inside Megatron's side panel, one fairly large empty soul gem was filled. It was Cadence who found herself there - as the realm's most powerful alicorn, she was more dangerous and Megatron didn't want her able to get out and about to cause trouble in his own afterlives. He figured that his angels could handle the others, who didn't seem as skilled in battle.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The Fists considered what MasterBlaster said, but only for a moment. Anyone who would try to steal his offspring's success out from under him - let alone want to blast him when that didn't work - and take the attitude that the offspring was the spoiled brat in that equation - was too untrustworthy even by Decepticon standards. After all, if he'd do that to his own offspring, what would he do to the gang members, who weren't even related?! Surely he was just looking to get them to help him get some huge haul and then throw them to the foundry and take it all!

"Forget it," Brutal said with disgust. "If it wasn't a war, I'd fix you right now, one way or the other. You'd blast us in the back the moment you thought you could take something big from us!"

"Yeah, he's right!" Haula agreed. "I can't be under somebody who'd try to overthrow his own offspring and try to steal his gang." He turned to MasterBlaster. "There's no trusting the likes of you."

Nuke wasn't quite sure what to think. Part of him could see how greed could motivate someone to try to take over a 20-bot gang, and he was a cocksure type, as well. On the other hand, his somewhat-friend Brutal was firmly against the new boss, and had made good points. If MasterBlaster would blast his own offspring to take over a gang, how long would it be before he blasted the rest of the Fists to take their shares of loot for himself? Finally, he moved over toward Brutal - he would see what fortunes Brutal's idea brought.

Only Buzz took a step toward MasterBlaster. "Come on guys, that just means he's ambitious! Surely he figured that he'd lead that gang somewhere good, and all he'd have to do is bump off one guy for the win! I'm staying with him; he'll take us to the heights of the IOPC someday by absorbing all kinds of gangs into the Fist!"

The others were completely unswayed. With disgusted looks, they transformed and flew away, leaving MasterBlaster and Buzz standing there. As the two looked toward the sky, MasterBlaster couldn't see the flash of a devious look cross Buzz's face...

~~~~~~~~~~~~

With Cadence and her cohort down - and their destruction broadcast live - most of the ponies lost hope of being able to fend off the robots. Soon, the last organized fighting would end, and except perhaps for a few guerillas, the population of this realm would become the subjects or property of Megatron. Their fates had not yet been fully decided. The original plan, to simply exterminate 9/10 of them, was resulting in a huge crush of new arrivals in the Decepticon Realm of Punishment.

It was likely that Megatron would, at least, reduce the re-death rate in order to keep his own afterlife infrastructure from being overwhelmed - for now. Once he got the Realm of Punishment better set up for mass processing, the ponies' fates could change, especially if they were overly resistant to their new robotic overlords.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

Cybertron

Loyal Star soon revved to life in his house, thankful that he'd gone ahead and gotten a spare body. He wasn't too put out to have lost the little loot he'd taken since he'd joined the battles to help Megatron rather than to get rich, though he was sad to have lost his old form. Soon enough, he would be assigned to a Temple as an assistant priest anyway, and he figured that he wouldn't have to worry too much about warfare once that happened. For now, he had nothing specific that he needed to do. Temple assignments were on hold until the end of this war since most of the members were either fighting in it or looting.
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Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


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Although he knew better then to say anything about it, secretly SolarTempest felt a little disappointed as there was unlikely to be any sort of bounty for Cadence now. He gave Leader Megatron the Decepticon salute. Meanwhile Steel Hard turned to Lightning Dust. "You saved me there for certain and I'm not embarrassed to say it. If it had been me all by myself, that dammed pony would have turned me into a Ponyist traitor for sure. When this war is over, if you want I can ask SolarTempest if he'll let you take the needed tests to enter this gang. I think he'll be likely to say yes once you show you are worth it." Cadence, trapped in a soul gem inside Megatron's own body, could only think about things, unable to move or speak in a living death. Although it was clear that small, scattered bands of ponies might fight on for weeks, it was almost time to declare Victory and promise the ponies that they could keep *alive* if they surrendered.A red shelled Changeling Queen flew near and waited for the right time to ask if a little Decepticon love could be deliberately leaked for her and her changelings as a reward. Because it could not just be picked up, could not be taken using a disguise due to the size of the bots, and was almost suicidal to try and force out, Decepticon love was the most rare and therefore the most valuable of love, the Rolls Royce of loves. Possessing it would give the Red Hive status amongst their peers.

Shining Armour decided that surrender was the best option and raised the white flag, one thing that Soundwave did not block from getting out.

*****
MasterBlaster's Fist was about to fly away from him. They did spend a couple of cycles considering that indeed they might not get upgraded at SolarTempest's expense, but decided that a bot who would want to steal the success of his own offspring and was getting more and more upgraded was a threat to them. Brutal, Nuke, and Haula found out after a while where SolarTempest was and decided to ask if they could join his already huge gang. They didn't however tell him what MasterBlaster was planning, as it was just not the done thing to inform on another bot's connive unless it was a threat to them. If they thought MasterBlaster was a real threat, they would have done so.

MasterBlaster watched them fly away rather sadly. "At least I still have you, Buzz, and in time, one way or another a new Fist will grow even though the old one amputated itself. Perhaps I could rescue a damaged bot or two and offer upgrades for joining us, limited ones at first obviously. At least my offspring is a real success, even if I do wish I could blast him sometimes." Unknown to MasterBlaster, Buzz had his own negative plans.
*****
The Decepticon Realm of Punishment was crammed to the gills with pony souls.

*****
Cybertron

Loyal Star checked to see if he had enough Energon in his vaults for a new body and looked forward to hopefully being ordinated into the Megatronian Priesthood. He also reminded himself never to loop the loop in an active warzone again. If the ponies were able to run jammers he might have died. He relaxed for a while, and just thought how enjoyable the Decepticon life was.

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Megatron spotted the Changeling Queen, who was unmistakably showing the body language of someone who wanted something. Should've charged in advance, the Decepticon Leader thought silently, though out of curiosity, he would likely let her talk rather than summarily laugh in her face. After all, if the desired payment was low enough, it could be strategic to keep the deal going. For someone to do work first and only ask for payment later caused an undeniable temptation to laugh and say "sucker" just because the opening was so obvious, so Megatron had to use extra self-control not to do that.

Before he could concentrate on that, however, he had a far more exciting matter to attend to: Organized pony resistance had crumbled, and he saw Shining Armor waving the white flag. As soon as this had been broadcast, and enough time was left to ensure that any ponies who were still able to watch their TVs saw it, Megatron landed and ordered Soundwave to put him on the air.

Once he had the airwaves - TV, holovision, and radio - Megatron announced that summary executions would not happen to ponies who complied with the new regime and didn't spread any anti-Decepticon ideas. Of course, the real reason for this was that the Decepticon Realm of Punishment was pretty much filled to the brim with pony souls already, but he made it seem as though his only motivation was to be reasonable with his new subjects.

His first decree, as one might expect, was that the pony military disarm and submit to his command. Then, he dropped what would surely be a shocking piece of information. He admitted that his reason for invading was to get this particular territory, and that the majority of it would be converted into a giant Decepticon base for at least 1 billion robotic troops! Another large area would be paved over and turned into a city that would support the base and take care of the needs of troops who were off duty. This would leave the ponies with just 1/10 of their former territory. There, ponies would be put to work doing the labor of oil extraction, mining, and taking ore to the big foundries that would be built.

"You can feel free to sing and help each other, as long as you meet your production quotas," Megatron said. "I will also note right now that unlike the mines in our world, the ones here will be directly run by the Decepticon Government. This will result in your experience here likely being better than what you have heard about Decepticon mines, though in a few cases, this will differ. There will also be more oil roughnecking jobs than usual since we don't want to have to transport fuel to this location forever."

"Your placement in labor positions will also be done differently than usual. Those of you who come out and register for work will be guaranteed at least some apples every day along with your usual rations as a reward for your cooperation. Those who only come out and register after seeing how the others fared will only get standard rations, for we Decepticons do not reward skittishness. Those who continue to hide, but are otherwise peaceful, will be put in irons if captured and be given only subsistence rations."

"In ten days, all ponies are to be registered for work and in a designated holding area or work site. At that time, I shall send the Genocide Battalion to thoroughly canvas this entire planet. Anyone found outside of a designated area shall be exterminated. There will be no exceptions."

After saying a few more things about what the ponies were to do, such as exactly where they were to report in, Megatron ended the broadcast to the ponies. Immediately after, he got on the Military Frequency, which was purely radio, and gave a rousing victory speech to his troops. He would give another victory speech once back on Cybertron, complete with full holovision coverage, but he wanted to address the troops right away and congratulate them on their excellent fighting.

When the immediate PR tasks were over, he turned to SolarTempest and the gang members who were present. "You all did very well against these alicorn scum," he congratulated them. "While I terminated Cadence and two others, you deleted two more on your own and delayed the rest so they couldn't just fly off when they saw me coming. For that, you each shall get 50,000 Cubes - divided between you - for the two that you eliminated. You'll also get 100,000 Cubes, divided between you, for your assistance with the others. These will be delivered in the ceremony that will take place on Cybertron once we have finished securing this realm as our own and I take care of some other administrative tasks."

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

After giving his initial orders and pronouncements, Megatron turned to the Changeling Queen who had been waiting. "I can tell that you are waiting with something in mind other than complimenting me on my paint job," Megatron said. "So, just what is it you're after? I somehow doubt that you risked your lives to help our side just because you think we're cool..." Megatron's tone of voice made it clear that he knew full well that coolness had not been a factor in the changelings' decision.

~~~~~~~~~~~

The Decepticon Military's first order of business now was to prepare a large number of sites for the ponies to report to. These, for now, would be basic: Tent-filled corrals with enough food to keep the ponies functional and some large holes for biological waste. These would not be the work sites - Decepticons were not fond of the "concentration camp" format, especially for beings they intended to keep functional - but would keep their captives from disappearing as the robots set up the real work sites. Once everyone who was willing to report in was corralled, other, more spartan, corrals would be erected for those who could be easily captured. After this point, the Genociders would be called in to do what some armies referred to as "mopping-up" operations.

As this went on, Military scouts were sent around to find all of the areas of high resources and catalog just what those resources were. The initial spy reports were very useful for this, but now that the Decepticons had control, scout-troops could land openly and get a truly good look at areas even the spies hadn't been able to see in depth. Scouts also went through the ruins of Cadence's castle to see if there was anything of interest.

Sometime during this initial rush of activity, a death order went out against Shining Armor. Once again, he was seen as a threat to the continued stability of a new Decepticon regime in the area, and once again, he was dispatched from said area in a permanent way.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

MasterBlaster's ex-gang-members were now looking for SolarTempest's gang. With billions of Decepticons flying in the air and milling about on the ground, however, it would not be easy to determine just which group they needed to approach. They began looking around, hoping to spot a large group of clearly-affiliated robots who weren't in the ICC.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Masher knew that now that the main part of the fighting was over, he was far more likely to be noticed. He and his gang quickly hitched up their tankers, and in the waning fog of war, took off through the portal. Once outside, he was now recognized easily thanks to the far lower amount of air traffic, but before anyone could try to score a bounty, he and the Decepticons with him activated FTL and winked out of view. Combined Intelligence tracking stayed on them for a long time, but eventually, they disappeared altogether. Before they did so, they made sure to fly about 10 million lightyears in the wrong direction so anyone who tried to follow along would end up on a big wild goose chase. After they figured it was safe, they changed course and FTL'd to the thick asteroid belt around Invisius before dropping to very slow speeds and slowly picking their way through the treacherous natural shield.

A day later, they were on the ground, regaling the Coltani contingent with stories of the war and how someday, "We's gonna be bigga an' betta den dat gang o' Megatron's, and den we's can raid in da open like proppa Corpa'rates." The others cheered, eager for the day when they would have a nation big enough to field a gang the size of the vaunted Decepticon Military. Building up would be far easier now, with millions of barrels of sweet light crude right there in tankers where they didn't even have to drill it up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~

On Cybertron, Loyal Star still had a good amount of Cubes from his initial raid. Despite this, he decided to wait for the Temple Priests to return, get the results of his test, and - he was pretty certain - get his assignment as an assistant priest so he could really learn the ropes of the position he was seeking. He had sent many ponies to the Decepticon Afterlife, and he was sure this would work in his favor soon.
No war RPs; no open RPs.

Explosive .50 cal shells vs. Decepticons: REAL, IRL PROOF the Decepticons would laugh at them - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FeVTZlNQfPA
Newaswa wrote:What is the greatest threat to your nation?
Vallermoore wrote:The Victorious Decepticons.

Bluquse wrote:Imperialist, aggressive, and genociding aliens or interdimensional beings that would most likely slaughter or enslave us
rather than meet up to have a talk. :(

TurtleShroom wrote:Also, like any sane, civilized nation, we always consider the Victorious Decepticons a clear, present, and obvious threat we must respect, honor, and leave alone in all circumstances. Always fear the Victorious Decepticons.


The Huskar Social Union wrote: ... massive empires of genocidal machines.

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