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Guess who's the stupidest idot of them all?

The OP is a dork.
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The OP is a knuckle head.
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6%
The OP is incompetent.
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10%
Cookies are delicious.
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The OP is currently aboard the phail boat.
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The OP is in need of an actual life.
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Total votes : 31

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The Orson Empire
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Postby The Orson Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:17 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Space Ottomans are always welcome.

To spread the glory of the Sultan to the stars.

Good luck trying to spread it to the Vorkon.

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Postby G-Tech Corporation » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:18 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:To spread the glory of the Sultan to the stars.

Good luck trying to spread it to the Vorkon.


Rip out the chips, insert new ones.
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The Orson Empire
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Postby The Orson Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:18 pm

Also guys, depending on how old your civilizations are, I was thinking the Vorkon could sort of be like the Precursors of this galaxy, seeing as they controlled a massive galactic empire for over 200,000 years before being subjugated by the Codex.

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Steel Confessors
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Postby Steel Confessors » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:18 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
G-Tech Corporation wrote:
Space Ottomans are always welcome.

To spread the glory of the Sultan to the stars.


Hey, as long as it doesn't conflict with the glory of humanity.
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Fuck it, might as well do one of these. I am a pansexual male, Egalitarian, Progressive Fascist, Humanist, and a Major in the United States Army.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:19 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:To spread the glory of the Sultan to the stars.

Good luck trying to spread it to the Vorkon.

Shouldn't be that hard, they're just a bunch of uncivilized savages. I bet they wear their own faeces as war paint.
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The Orson Empire
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Postby The Orson Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:19 pm

G-Tech Corporation wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Good luck trying to spread it to the Vorkon.


Rip out the chips, insert new ones.

Doesn't quite work like that, bro.

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Hyracor
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Postby Hyracor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:20 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:Also guys, depending on how old your civilizations are, I was thinking the Vorkon could sort of be like the Precursors of this galaxy, seeing as they controlled a massive galactic empire for over 200,000 years before being subjugated by the Codex.


I don't see why there needs to be a precursor thing in the first place :/

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The Orson Empire
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Postby The Orson Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:20 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Good luck trying to spread it to the Vorkon.

Shouldn't be that hard, they're just a bunch of uncivilized savages. I bet they wear their own faeces as war paint.

You do realize that the Vorkon used to control a massive galactic empire before being subjugated by the Codex, right? You call that uncivilized?

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Yortini Systems
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Postby Yortini Systems » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:21 pm

After the Artificials meet their gods, they're going to be disheartened and confused religiously. Perhaps a fringe group will come to love the gods of other nations. Perhaps even the Terror at Midnight.
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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:21 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:I was thinking the Vorkon could sort of be like the Precursors of this galaxy

No.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
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Yalos
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Postby Yalos » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:21 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Shouldn't be that hard, they're just a bunch of uncivilized savages. I bet they wear their own faeces as war paint.

You do realize that the Vorkon used to control a massive galactic empire before being subjugated by the Codex, right? You call that uncivilized?

The Aztecs also had a massive Empire, and they cut people's hearts out, and fought with sticks taped to igneous rocks.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:22 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:You do realize that the Vorkon used to control a massive galactic empire before being subjugated by the Codex, right? You call that uncivilized?

They were obviously too stupid and uncivilized to keep a proper empire.

Yortini Systems wrote:Perhaps even the Terror at Midnight.

Damballah always welcomes new followers in his flock.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
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Kyuria
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Postby Kyuria » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:23 pm

Neglecting duties again! So let's run back through this and get crap done.

@ Teiji; Ah, one of the most, if not the, detailed app I've seen thus far. And it looks, good, it truly does. And it is quite rare (at least as far as I know) to find someone doing something along similar veins such as yourself. Not to mention it is well done and quite well thought out even just from a courtesy glance, it is most definitely Approved!!! Woop woop! Wonderful to have ya.

@ Zeinbrad; Well, I'm always wary of extragalactic races, but I always say that if someone can at least explain something that seems possibly Op or otherwise does not fit into a universe, then they have a good chance of being trust worthy enough to use it right, and so far I've been proven right enough times to have faith in this belief. If you would, please do elaborate. Really, the only reason I'm wary in the first place is because it does present a bit of a problem that might require me to rework the plot outline for the main thread.

@ Inesea; Welp, I can see naught wrong with it. So, accepted..

@ Jason Republic; Acceptificated of course, another finely done app.

@ All the 313375; while I'm not going to call in the Lit Reich, it is hard to read for some people, especially when they've been stressed, have strained their eyes reading, have been doing a lot of work, or any combination or all of the above. But in IC? NEIN! HEIL GRAMMAR! XP
(Just dinking around.)

@ Steel; BLEARGH. I stand corrected, that is the most detail I've seen thus far. The only possible problem I've seen (through a courtesy glance) would be the aforementioned population number. Now, for the time being, I'm too tired to actually read the whole thing, I simply must admit this fact, so I'll take Yalos's word on the specific details in your app.
However, I get a distinct Tinfoil fleet/comatose giant vibe, so, perhaps, it might not be quite as bad as to warrant sweeping changes,... really, if what few details I can gather at this time are any indication, the only actual problem is the population number,... currently. In the future, it might not even actually be that much of a problem,... heck, we might even get a few large population apps cropping up yet still. Really, I'm surprised some of these "huge interstellar empires" actually don't have more people than they do.

@ Hyracor; Approved, of course.



And that's about it for now,.. at least all that I can do at this point. I think. Did I miss anything? I can never be sure, and paranoia doesn't help either.
Why must I be the only one who can be reasonable in the face of chaos?

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The Orson Empire
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Postby The Orson Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:24 pm

Hyracor wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:Also guys, depending on how old your civilizations are, I was thinking the Vorkon could sort of be like the Precursors of this galaxy, seeing as they controlled a massive galactic empire for over 200,000 years before being subjugated by the Codex.


I don't see why there needs to be a precursor thing in the first place :/

They aren't exactly like Precursors. I just meant Precursor as in they came before everybody else.

And the Nuclear Fist, you call this uncivilized?

http://www.scifireaders.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/future-cityscape.jpg

That is a picture of Cyclonia (the Vorkon homeworld) before it became uninhabitable.

Kyuria: What about my app? It's not finished yet, as I still need to do the military information. Could you at least look over it?

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Equalsun Empire
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Postby Equalsun Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:26 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
Hyracor wrote:
I don't see why there needs to be a precursor thing in the first place :/

They aren't exactly like Precursors. I just meant Precursor as in they came before everybody else.

And the Nuclear Fist, you call this uncivilized?

http://www.scifireaders.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/future-cityscape.jpg

That is a picture of Cyclonia (the Vorkon homeworld) before it became uninhabitable.

Kyuria: What about my app? It's not finished yet, as I still need to do the military information. Could you at least look over it?

Well, they definitely came to this galaxy before us, seeing as we just arrived.
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The Orson Empire
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Postby The Orson Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:26 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:You do realize that the Vorkon used to control a massive galactic empire before being subjugated by the Codex, right? You call that uncivilized?

They were obviously too stupid and uncivilized to keep a proper empire.

Yortini Systems wrote:Perhaps even the Terror at Midnight.

Damballah always welcomes new followers in his flock.

Have you even read my app? They were only destroyed because the Codex rebelled against them.

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Hyracor
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Postby Hyracor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:27 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:They aren't exactly like Precursors. I just meant Precursor as in they came before everybody else.


Still personally don't see the need for it.

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:27 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:They aren't exactly like Precursors. I just meant Precursor as in they came before everybody else.

Damballah himself predates them by billions of years.

And the Nuclear Fist, you call this uncivilized?

http://www.scifireaders.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/future-cityscape.jpg

That is a picture of Cyclonia (the Vorkon homeworld) before it became uninhabitable.

Yes.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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The Holy Dominion of Inesea
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Postby The Holy Dominion of Inesea » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:27 pm

Woohoo accepted! Did you get pavlostani's app?
I'm really tired

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The Nuclear Fist
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Postby The Nuclear Fist » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:28 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:Have you even read my app? They were only destroyed because the Codex rebelled against them.

Then they were too stupid or too weak to properly keep their lessers in check. The Sultanate has never had that problem.
[23:24] <Marquesan> I have the feeling that all the porn videos you watch are like...set to Primus' music, Ulysses.
Farnhamia wrote:You're getting a little too fond of the jerkoff motions.
And you touch the distant beaches with tales of brave Ulysses. . .
THE ABSOLUTTM MADMAN ESCAPES JUSTICE ONCE MORE

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The Orson Empire
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Postby The Orson Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:28 pm

The Nuclear Fist wrote:
The Orson Empire wrote:They aren't exactly like Precursors. I just meant Precursor as in they came before everybody else.

Damballah himself predates them by billions of years.

And the Nuclear Fist, you call this uncivilized?

http://www.scifireaders.net/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/future-cityscape.jpg

That is a picture of Cyclonia (the Vorkon homeworld) before it became uninhabitable.

Yes.

He does? Interesting.

And how is that uncivilized?

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Steel Confessors
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Postby Steel Confessors » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:29 pm

Well, I certainly take the detailed as a compliment. I did always intend a more sleeping giant sort of thing. Yeah there'd be minor little bits of Legios out crusading to eradicate sections of space of non-humans but at the same time they'd be relatively few and in between for an individual Legio. It would be a grand undertaking and replenishing numbers would take a bit.

As I said though, can always edit the pop and just slap it as around 100 billion. Though I'll wait for your word on it.
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"Steel, is by its very nature is the most secure and protective material that mankind has produced. It can be bent into shapes, made into wire, forged into plate and weapons. It is versatile as flesh but stronger. It is humanity's next evolution and thus a facet of the divine" -Steel Confessor Tenet I

An avowed believer in Mankind's own divinity. This does not mean I believe in a god. Just us.

Fuck it, might as well do one of these. I am a pansexual male, Egalitarian, Progressive Fascist, Humanist, and a Major in the United States Army.

Fearing the Future only leaves us with stone tools.

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Hyracor
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Postby Hyracor » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:29 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:And how is that uncivilized?


Dude, being civilized is all a matter of prospective.

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Postby Steel Confessors » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:30 pm

The Orson Empire wrote:
The Nuclear Fist wrote:Damballah himself predates them by billions of years.


Yes.

He does? Interesting.

And how is that uncivilized?



If it isn't a sweltering landscape of smoke stacks and nuclear powered factories or built by human hands then it is most definitely UNCIVILIZED.
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Military lSociety l History l Steel Confessor Tenet Booklet

"Steel, is by its very nature is the most secure and protective material that mankind has produced. It can be bent into shapes, made into wire, forged into plate and weapons. It is versatile as flesh but stronger. It is humanity's next evolution and thus a facet of the divine" -Steel Confessor Tenet I

An avowed believer in Mankind's own divinity. This does not mean I believe in a god. Just us.

Fuck it, might as well do one of these. I am a pansexual male, Egalitarian, Progressive Fascist, Humanist, and a Major in the United States Army.

Fearing the Future only leaves us with stone tools.

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Equalsun Empire
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Postby Equalsun Empire » Thu Sep 19, 2013 7:30 pm

Steel Confessors wrote:Well, I certainly take the detailed as a compliment. I did always intend a more sleeping giant sort of thing. Yeah there'd be minor little bits of Legios out crusading to eradicate sections of space of non-humans but at the same time they'd be relatively few and in between for an individual Legio. It would be a grand undertaking and replenishing numbers would take a bit.

As I said though, can always edit the pop and just slap it as around 100 billion. Though I'll wait for your word on it.

Oh, that would be interesting: A crusade against my race. Good luck with that, mate.
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Dogs of War wrote:While the motto of the British SAS is "Who dares wins" the motto of Equalsun's SAS is "Who cares who wins?"

The Great and Kawaii™ Ella wrote:As much as I love Stellaris, video games are a magnet for powerwankers, and when the AI beats them too hard, they come over to II and P2TM and take their anger out on us.

So I got into am currently in a name-calling contest in a flag rating thread...

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