3:42 PM, Four miles from Hopetown
Hopetown, Blackhelm Confederacy
There was a momentary flare and plumes of smoke that emitted from the cigarette of the blank, Confederate soldier. He, as well as the seven other various soldiers grouped with him, were not aware that they were in the midst of the last seconds of their lives. No good-byes would be made, they would get to hug their girlfriend, mother, or wife for the last time. They simply sat at their post, on the old, worn out, weed infested bridge, smoking, small talking, and simply staring vacantly at nothing.
"Well howdy boys, what you doing out here?"
At the moment, all eight Confederate soldiers spun their heads around to stare at the tall, imposing man at the head of the bridge. He wore ragged, brown gloves, the finger tips cut off, a dirty green scarfy was draped over his shoulders. He wore gray jeans and a gray military jacket, he almost looked like a homeless man, especially with the brown leather satchel that he wore. The smoking soldier just nodded his head and went back to taking a drag. The soldier to the left of him raised his voice, he was thickly accented, with a dialect that made him sound almost angry, or maybe it was because he was angry.
"Who that fuck are you?"
The man shrugged it off, "No one, mate. Other then the end."
At that point the smoking Confederate spoke up, "Now, what the fuck is that supposed to mean? The end? Are you some bloody cartoonist?"
They were cooling down in the middle of the wooded area on the APC in the center of the low bridge. Which put them at the will of the Wright Boys. While the Confederate outfit was busy speaking with the man they had never seen before, on either side of the bridge, there were four heavily armed soldiers. On the right side, they were coming towards the front of the APC and had a clear shot at six of the soldiers. On the left side, one man was hidden in the trees, the autumn leaves covering him, his three partners were scaling the bridge.
The Confederate soldier took a final drag from his cigarette, he took it from his mouth, looked at the orange stub contently, then flicked it from him. At that moment, the sharpshooter's bullet hit the stub and crashed into the chest of the Confederate. Blood spat out from the dieing boys mouth and, just as quickly, the rest of the Confederates were alerted. But not quick enough, the boys scaling the bridge began blind firing; bullets rang off the APC and cries of agony wailed as knee caps and shins were shot out of place and blood and bones were replaced by led.
The remaining six soldiers were given the choices of panic or fight, each choice ending in death. They were just as quickly chopped down, their guts spilling from the torn stomach and leaking to the ground.
"Nice work there, Coop, ripped those fuckers new assholes across their chests." The man who had distracted the soldiers who were subsequently slaughtered let his satchel drop to the ground. Replacing it in his grip was a Heckler & Koch MP5 submachine gun. The entire group, then, was on the bridge, slinging their weapons behind the backs and grabbing the four injured Confederate soldiers.
"No way, Os, if it wasn't for that 'brilliant' distraction, Coop wouldn't have been able to show up his new trigger." said the shortest and most stolky character in the group. He had a beaten, leather D'Orsay hat on and choppy, orange sideburns. He was Pippin Cantermon, the resident drunk of the group. He fit Grestonian stereotypes to a tee.
As Pippin spoke, the man everyone regarded as Coop or Coops, circled around the sniveling Confederate soldiers, laid down on the ground in front of him.
"Four prisoners. Four sniveling, kniving, cowardly prisoners," he kicked the nearest one who had had their kneecap shot out, "How's that kneecap? Now, you probably don't know me, so let me introduce myself. I am Lieutenant Cooper Wright, and these men here; they are the different deaths I can, and will, inflict. And I, I am Death himself. Need any more explaining?"
Cooper panned his hand out, as if a show girl, show casing a new product. He stopped so his hands framed the man that had distracted them. He opened his mouth, a giant smile spanning his face. He then closed it back up, not feeling it was time, just yet. Cooper was one of those violent Grestonians; there were the safistocated Grestonians, the drunkard Grestonians, and the violent Grestonians. Cooper was the latter, and a bit of the middle.
"This, my friends, is my Jewish friend. He is the one - the only - the famous, Osbert Anderson! Ever heard of him? No? That's fine, he's heard of you."
The Confederate soldiers looked up suprised, confused. Then Osbert walked foward.
"Yes I have, I've heard your money grubbing, oil baron, scum bags; slaves to that circle jerking, alzhiemers fuck, Griffencrest. Now that you know what I know about you, I think you should know about me. I, I, I am Osbert Anderson and," Os paused, looked to his right and whistled, a greasy haired Wright Boy threw him a wooden baseball bat, lined with dents and blood stains; at the top, there was a nearly rusty nail hammered threw it.
"And I kill my foes with Grandma Anderson here, among other things. Hey Thomas, tell them about that time in Westerfield!"
The guy spoke fast and uncomphrensively, extremely exited, "Yo, man it was awesome. Twenty Fasist motherfuckers, Westerfield, near midnight; Ossy here came up from behind and BOOM! Knocked the shit out his he.."
"Okay, Biangino, shut the fuck up. You see what I have to live with, Jesus Christ. Any who, lemme see your head, gotta bash it in. You know, it's my job."
Os walked up to the first prisoner, Cooper snatched his shoulder and threw him to his knees. Os placed the bat atop of his head. The nail pointed upwards, Os wanted to beat him to death, not stab him. He brought up the bat for the blow then slowly brought it back down, realigning his shot.
Percy Atilio and Tylor Urban were greedy buggers, addictive gamblers as well. They were passing marbles between each other, betting on how many smashes it would take to kill the man. Os raised the bat up, once again, to strike, lifting it up faster this time. Instead of coming straight down upon the skull he moved it to the left and bashed in the left side of his head. Mist of blood shot up and the man went to the ground, breathing heavily.
"Shit, I thought that would knock him out," commented the extra mean looking Wright Boy, standing behind the prisoners. He was Conrad Mercy, ironically named, for when it came to war, mercy was one concept he could not grasp. Conrad was known for his brutality; he had once killed an entire squadron of Solenians by putting hooks through their heals and dragging them through the city by his truck.
Cooper grabbed the downed Confederate by the throat and threw him to the bridge rail. Os, who was now over excited, started beating the man with the bat, hitting him in the ribs, stomach, gut, chest, and face. The man was being destroyed, he was spitting teeth and blood out; choking on some of it. With two black eyes, bruises across his body, and multiple broken ribs, the man refused to die.
"This motherfucker just won't die," Conrad said cracking up.
Thomas Biangino was spinning his finger around, "Switch the side or something, stab him. Stab him with the nail."
And Os did just that. He spinned the bat around and bashed the rusted nail into the center of his forehead. Blood rushed out of the gaping whole and the multiple other wholes Os started stabbing into him. Once confirmed dead, Cooper flipped him off the bridge.
"One down, three to go. Who's next, Coop?" Questioned Pippin.
"Oi, Percy, you had that good idea that other day, we stick a grenade or two to the guy?"
Nodding, "Oh yea! See if they can get past the mark without dieing. Let's try it."
Cooper pulled two grenades off him and put them in either of the soldiers pockets. Every Wright Boy had their guns trained on him except for Cooper, who hand his pointer finger around the pins, ready to pull them and push the guy.
"Os, count down."
"Yessir. Three.... two.... one.... pull!"
Cooper pulled the pins and threw them behind him. The soldier was sprinting down the road, approaching end zone. The soldiers waited with baited breath, staring at the man; twenty feet from the end the first grenade went off. And arm, half his face, and his body were spread across the place. The second grenade tore the rest of him to bits.
"WOOOOOOOOOO YEAH! Motherfucker, that shit is hot. What's next? Who the fuck are you?" Os started prodding the third victim.
"I am Marcus Marine, and a man ten times honourable than you." The soldier bravely said.
"Excuse me fuckwit?" Os was near enraged.
"You heard me, and I refuse to repeat myself. I hope you are all caught and hanged. Long live the Confederacy!"
At that, the nail sliced into the soldiers gut, the rust scraping the inside of guts. Osbert slowly dragged it around, carving chunks out of the soldier. The boy cried as his organs fell into his lap and hands.
"Look, now you ruined it Os," Conrad complained.
Osbert shrugged, "That fucker had it coming to him."
Conrad started shooting the moaning soldier whoses guts were rolling out to the floor. Laughing hysterical, he emptied his clip on the body, leaving nothing left to identify.
"Wait," the fourth, and final, prisoner raised his hands in a surrender move, "I have information! You guys want information? Right?"
"Information? Boy, kiddo you put me in a bad position," said Cooper, "you don't understand just how much I love watching Os kick the living shit out of your guys. What kind of information is it?"
"Well, I can give you the numbers, positions, and weaponry of the other Confederate units in Hopetown."
"Now you're talking, tell me where they are."
The soldier quickly confessed, pointing out the spots on Cooper's map. The Wright Boys watched keenly and intently. Once confessing it all and Cooper knew everything there was to know of the garrisons in Hopetown, the prisoner spoke up, timidly.
"You guys won't kill me now, will you?"
Cooper looked at Os and Os looked at Cooper. Os raised his eyebrow to question. "Nope, mate, I just don't think it's your day."
But the next day was. The people of Hopetown woke up to see a skinless, eyeless, and limbless body, hung by the feet, from the local market.
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