An Open Declaration of Intent [ Open ]

[Vbingvan]

((OOC: Sorry it took so long, real life came up for a bit.

Since I don't have a map yet, I'll try and describe some of Vbingvan. It is five hundred miles across, from the eastern coast to the western mountains. There are a few port towns on the eastern coast, but most of the Navy is based out of the southern Ikvrian Bay. The capitol is Formathis. From the eastern coast to Formathis, near the center of the continent, is a relatively flat plain. The largest city on the eastern coast is Idrivlik. Other than that, the only major city between the coast and Formathis is Ft. Arkriz, which is also a major military outpost.))

Foreign Delegate
Tshariik Vbarvk
Representing the Hivemind Council

The Hivemind Council regrets that it had to come to this. While we take this declaration of war seriously, we will make no show of aggression unless your nation attacks us first.

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To any nations who receive this: Our nation's military is primitive and relatively small. Aid would be greatly appreciated.

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VNBN (Vgingvan News Broadcast Network)

The Hivemind Council announced today that the nation of Milograd declared war on Vbingvan over a disagreement over how Milograd's citizens are mistreated. Forces on the eastern and southern coasts are already mobilizing. Civilians in these regions are being advised to evacuate.

[Dneprdaniya]

Vbingvan did you receive my Telegraph.

[Vbingvan]

((OOC: I did, and I replied. Sorry, I'm having connection issues here now.))

[Dneprdaniya]

[OOC: That's ok, but, I didn't get your reply yet ):]

_____Front page article of today's PRAVDA

What's the most sacred thing in International Law? Obviously it's the right of self determination and of all peoples and nations to be able to chart their own course. That leads to international stability and peace, and not only that, but security for all nations. Dnepr civilisation recognises the defence of the weak against the strong as central to human order. As we all know recently - because it's been in the papers for a few days - the nekulturny nations of Gholgoth are sabre rattling again. Now they're taking it to the next level in a gross violation of international stability.

These barbaric nations use the most base language in international discourse. PRAVDA has been informed by a reliable source that "Lord Damien Dreadfire" himself said: "We have seen your kind come and go, idealistic do-good scum who seek to tell the true Kings of this world what is and isn't acceptable." King of the World indeed. As we speak, the pirate nation of Milograd is preparing for a colonial adventure. The world can not be secure if these bandits and terrorists are allowed free reign. We invite you into international waters, bandits. Vgingvan will be your grave, cowboy 'King of the World' Jukill.

_____Moyobirsk AVMF Base

"Come on boys!" Ivan threw his hands in the air. "Do you want to bleed poor old Ivan of all his kopecks? Why don't you just let me win one game?" Ivan Stefanovich is a fun guy to have around. He doesn't mind losing and he's always joking about things, but damn, he can't play cards.

"If you can't handle the wolves, stay out of the forest, Ivan." Everyone laughed. It's true, Ivan Stefanovich did like to go to the forest, and he damn well couldn't handle the wolves. He couldn't even handle his booze too well. Suddenly, an Officer entered the room. Oops.

"What the hell are you sons of whores doing," the Captain slurred. "You are on duty, fuckfaces. You useless shits, there's an RT that needs fuelling on the tarmac."

"What are doing, Comrade Captain?" Ivan asked. "Why, we're pretending to work and you're pretending to pay us!"

You have to admit, it's pretty witty. Even the Captain laughed. But the following was no laughing matter: the mobilisation of a Naval Air Regiment in preparation to be shipped to Vgingvan. Mostly long range reconnaissance aircraft, this was more of a commitment than a deployment of submarines. Speaking of submarines, the 15th Blue Cross Submarine Flotilla was put on alert and also mobilised and prepared. This was not even the end of a expeditionary mobilisation. Nor was it the end of Ivan Stefanovich's jokes: his comrades had to put up with them for a long time until he finally pissed off the wrong Officer and got a transfer to a unit that probably constructs toilets in Sibirrisk.

[Tulija]

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE
To: The First Dh'arconian Empire of Milograd
From: Tulijan Foreign Ministry
Subject: Isolation

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Your nation's right to isolation and sovereignty is respected - thought we stand firmly opposed on ideological matters, we will adhere to your requests. Officially, we condemn any attempts to provoke further aggression against Milograd after this declaration; their isolationism and intent to rid themselves of trouble shows only maturity and a positive attitude. We would request that not because of the threats, but because of their reformist attitude that you comply with Milograd's right to self determination, and move on with your policies. Should they remain peaceful, there be no reason to propagate further conflict.

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DIPLOMATIC COMMUNIQUE / ID: MERCUTIO 242/32/97
Office of Foreign Affairs, 12 Unification Avenue
Arthur Kaylor: Foreign Minister and Ambassador General

[Vbingvan]

[OOC: That's ok, but, I didn't get your reply yet ):]

((OOC: It probably got lost when my connection screwed up. Yeah, you can assist. Vbingvan DID send out an open request for aid, after all. ))

_____Front page article of today's PRAVDA

What's the most sacred thing in International Law? Obviously it's the right of self determination and of all peoples and nations to be able to chart their own course. That leads to international stability and peace, and not only that, but security for all nations. Dnepr civilisation recognises the defence of the weak against the strong as central to human order. As we all know recently - because it's been in the papers for a few days - the nekulturny nations of Gholgoth are sabre rattling again. Now they're taking it to the next level in a gross violation of international stability.

These barbaric nations use the most base language in international discourse. PRAVDA has been informed by a reliable source that "Lord Damien Dreadfire" himself said: "We have seen your kind come and go, idealistic do-good scum who seek to tell the true Kings of this world what is and isn't acceptable." King of the World indeed. As we speak, the pirate nation of Milograd is preparing for a colonial adventure. The world can not be secure if these bandits and terrorists are allowed free reign. We invite you into international waters, bandits. Vbingvan will be your grave, cowboy 'King of the World' Jukill.

Foreign Delegate
Tshariik Vbarvk
Representing the Hivemind Council

The people of Vbingvan thank Dneprdaniya for their offer of aid, and gladly accept. Our Commander-in-Chief, Shzendrf Agrthai, is awaiting a call from your nation's military leader in order to discuss strategy.

[Dneprdaniya]

Military officials flew to Vbingvan in order to discuss strategy and dispositions. Their suggestions, held in top secrecy, were as follows:

• A defensive, in-depth perimeter of Vbingvani and Dneprdanii submarines that will attack logistics chains and conduct reconnaissance.
• Repetitive and decisive stand-off attacks by Vbingvani and Dneprdanii aircraft that will wear down the enemy fleet's ability to fight, and most especially exhaust them of weapons that can not easily be reloaded at sea, especially vertically launched missiles.
• A crushing aero-naval counter-attack when the enemy reaches Vbingvani waters from aircraft, submarines, and surface ships. This will require the Vbingvani Navy to stay out of trouble until the third phase of the entire operation.

In terms of dispositions, military advisers suggested the deployment of:

• 8 Dneprdanii Naval Air Strike Regiments (800 aircraft)
• 24 Dneprdanii nuclear submarines

Should land forces be required, this would have to have approval from the Ground Forces. As of present, the Dneprdanii operations in Vbingvani are being conducted by the Navy only. The advisers requested Vbingvani input into the operational planning and also request information on whether such a number of aircraft and submarines can be feasibly supplied by Vbingvani military infrastructure.

[Vbingvan]

Military officials flew to Vbingvan in order to discuss strategy and dispositions. Their suggestions, held in top secrecy, were as follows:

• A defensive, in-depth perimeter of Vbingvani and Dneprdanii submarines that will attack logistics chains and conduct reconnaissance.
• Repetitive and decisive stand-off attacks by Vbingvani and Dneprdanii aircraft that will wear down the enemy fleet's ability to fight, and most especially exhaust them of weapons that can not easily be reloaded at sea, especially vertically launched missiles.
• A crushing aero-naval counter-attack when the enemy reaches Vbingvani waters from aircraft, submarines, and surface ships. This will require the Vbingvani Navy to stay out of trouble until the third phase of the entire operation.

In terms of dispositions, military advisers suggested the deployment of:

• 8 Dneprdanii Naval Air Strike Regiments (800 aircraft)
• 24 Dneprdanii nuclear submarines

Should land forces be required, this would have to have approval from the Ground Forces. As of present, the Dneprdanii operations in Vbingvani are being conducted by the Navy only. The advisers requested Vbingvani input into the operational planning and also request information on whether such a number of aircraft and submarines can be feasibly supplied by Vbingvani military infrastructure.

Commander-in-Chief Agrthai, meanwhile, offered suggestions on how to handle the land war, should it come to that, as well as informing Dneprdanii counterpart of the state of Vbingvan's air force and navy:

• The Vbingvan Navy has no submarines at the moment, as the only Vbingvan ships are ones they managed to steal during the Vbingvani Uprising.
• As you may have gathered from the previous statement, the Vbingvani Navy is in poor shape.
• Therefore, they will have no trouble staying out of the way until the third phase of the operation.
• The Air Force, though their equipment is in no better shape than that of the Navy, at least has a fair amount of planes. Unless Milograd has greater numbers than expected, they may maintain air superiority simply though force of numbers.

As for the land war, Agrthai recommends luring them to the south, near Ikvrian Bay. In addition to Ikvrian Bay being easily defensible due to any incoming or outgoing ships having to enter through a narrow artificial channel, Ikvria is surrounded by large hills, which would make a good defensible position should the enemy actually land. If they attack from the east, they'll have almost a straight shot to the capitol.

[Elcric Kcalb]

Foreign Delegate
Tshariik Vbarvk

Tshariik Vbarvk is my name, not the name of my nation. You meant "Vbingvan". Furthermore, the activities of a nation cease being that nation's business when it commits crimes against its own people.

-End Transmission-

Die ÜberFührer
The Incorporated States of Elcric Kcalb
Compulsory Consumerist State. 2.554 billion citizens. Sprawling nuclear power plants.

Vbingvan, right. In any case, the ÜberFührer's judgement remains absolute. The key phrase in your response is, "its own people." As long as Milograd conducts itself within its own borders, they should be free to do as they please. Unless the actions of Milograd directly impact your nation in any shape, way, or form, you do not have- and never will have -legitimate justification to provoke them. It is the ÜberFührer's judgement that the only thing that this blatant infringing on the sovereignty of Milograd will lead to is substantially more violence and loss of life.

[Dneprdaniya]

In this case, the naval war will have to be handled solely by Dneprdanni submarines. We are willing to commit twenty four (24) nuclear submarines to the defence of Vbingvan. Dnepri officials requested to know what kind of aircraft Vbingvan possessed and in what quantity. The sole Ground Forces adviser pressed the need, because of the terrain, for Vbingvan to hold back most of its tanks in an armoured reserve that could move to defend/counterattack either direction in case the enemy landed in either area.

[Vbingvan]

In this case, the naval war will have to be handled solely by Dneprdanni submarines. We are willing to commit twenty four (24) nuclear submarines to the defence of Vbingvan. Dnepri officials requested to know what kind of aircraft Vbingvan possessed and in what quantity. The sole Ground Forces adviser pressed the need, because of the terrain, for Vbingvan to hold back most of its tanks in an armoured reserve that could move to defend/counterattack either direction in case the enemy landed in either area.

The Commander-in-Chief reported that the VAF has around a hundred and fifty F-16s, and around fifty B-52s. Old tech, but it would have to do.

As for the tanks, he recommended Ft. Arkriz as a staging area for the armored divisions, due to it being within a hundred miles of Ikvria, as well as being between the eastern coast and the capital.

[Wellboneland]

( OOC: If you're one of the nations whom have declared war on me or have expressed interest in doing so, this thread is especially relevant to you. )

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The First Dh'arconian Empire of Milograd

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The Dh'arconian High Command has become dissatisfied with the recent threats and declarations of war directed at the Milogradian state, and henceforth any and all states that declare hostilities against Milograd shall be immediately subjected to the absolute subjugation of their state and the execution of their entire administration. All foreign, hostile militaries that enter Gholgothic waters shall be annihilated on sight. Interference with our objectives of isolation shall result in the destruction of our opposition.

Dh'arco Rahavuhra Jukill
Supreme Warlord of Milograd

We support Milograd fully, for they are awesome.

[Jagada]

The Empire of All Jagites

You must walk through the darkness to see the light ...

To All Those Who Oppose Milograd,

Taking into account our previous communique, and following discussion with our brothers in Milograd, and with the complete backing of Emperor Arc the First along with the Grand Chambers of Nobility -- the following has been decreed upon this date, the thirty-first day of this month, in the two-thousand and twelth year of our Lord:

Instituted immediately, and continuing until such time as the Emperor, by his grace, decrees otherwise -- a State of War does now exist between the Empire of Jagada and belligerent nations of Dneprdaniya and Vbingvan.

With the permission of the Emperor, a special decree has been drafted. Taking into account the Emperor's strong stance against slavery, forced servitude, and human traffiking -- combined with his desire to maintain suitable and acceptable levels of human rights and civil rights; has willingly agreed to put aside these lofty ideals to stand beside his brother, fellow Gothic Lord Dh'arco Rahavuhra Jukill. That in mind and account, the Emperor hereby decrees a status of Extermination is to be made by the Empire of All Jagites, to be enforced by the Imperial Military in all its branches, and funded by the great Noble Houses and the general public. The Writ of Extermination hereby ensures that upon full and complete conquest of said nations that the fate of the remaining population shall be given over to the judgement of Supreme Warlord Dh'arco Rahavuhra Jukill -- to be decided at his leisure and in his mercy.

With an understanding of the aforementioned Writ of Extermination, and taking into accout the necessary amount of resources, both human and non-human, that it will take to achieve all stated, and unspecificed, objectives and goals of both the Empire of All Jagites and The First Dh'arconian Empire of Milograd -- the Emperor, with the absolute approval of the Grand Chamber of Nobles, issues an edict upon the start of these unfortunate wars that any lands held by the Empire following the conclusion of the war, either by means of conquest or subjugation, will remain within the Empire's colonial holdings until such time as the Emperor deems fit -- in his monumental wisdom.

The Emperor has made his judgement, and the Empire shall see his will made manifest.

You must walk through the darkness to see the light ...

Lord Telge Pearland
House Pearland
Department of Foreign Affairs

[Ralkovia]

To: The Nation Of Dneprdaniya
From: The Grand Empire of Ralkovia

You are like a gadfly, you are a weak and incessant little insect that bites those bigger than yourself. Unfortunately, you have now attracted our attention and our ire. So we will cut to the chase, we will be brief and abrupt so as to allow you to fully understand this ultimatum. Surrender to the Grand Empire of Ralkovia and become a protectorate or we shall replace your government with one to our liking. You have twenty four hours to make your decision. We await your reply.

[Vbingvan]

Foreign Delegate
Tsariik Vbarvk
Representing the Hivemind Council

Due to this recent display of aggression from Jagada, Vbingvan again requests for aid, especially in light of Jagada's threats of genocide. Vbingvan specifically calls on the nation of Cylarn, as it was their condemnation of Milograd that got us involved in the first place.

-End Transmission-

[Dneprdaniya]

Dear Belligerent Nations,

We're aware of your recently posted notice. Taking into consideration certain factors, the Politburo has agreed on a course of action. We demand and insist the immediate surrender of your armed forces and their subsequent disarmament. In the event that you do not agree, we invite you to Dneprdaniya for further negotiations.

In case you are at risk of declining our offer, there is some information we'd like to present to you.

You have no chance of victory. We'll annihilate you if you come to our country.

Secondly we'll mercilessly pursue you with whatever means possible and launch punishing and punitive attacks on your home country.

Thirdly the presence of any of your allies does not diminish this statement.

So, come to Dneprdaniya. We'll chase your bandits to the toilet and finish them off there. We'll make an embarrassment of your imperialist forces for the entire world to see. Finally, your nekulturny will be diminished with the presence of a national comedy, that is to say, your warmaking capacity.

[Dneprdaniya]

All reserves are being mobilised.

[Sailsia]

TO: [OPEN]
FROM: United Confederation Chairman, Teodosio Amadori

The Sovereign Confederacies of Greater Sailsia are unanimous in their intent to quash all threats in the world which menace in any way, the many vast water-routes of trade and commerce which fuel the mighty Sailsian realms. Henceforth, any nation which threatens to undermine Sailsian shipping in the Gothic region, as any military action against the Dh'arconian Empire or her allies will be interpreted as, shall be forced to face the combined militaries of the Sailsian Confederacies. It is without doubt that the state of Milograd is entitled to its own political and social decisions, and thus, any Sailsian opinion on Milograd in terms of ethics or morals, is completely unnecessary, and shall therefore not be a part of Sailsian decision making in regards to her military actions.

The Realms of Sailsia are prepared to wage war not on the terms of, or for the favor of, Gothic Powers, but for reasons which relate solely to the citizens of Sailsia. We request the cooperation of Gothic militaries in defending the region's outer waters. The Sailsian Confederacies also request that the Gothic Nations involved recognize Sailsia does not wish to fight for, or alongside the Goths, but rather, simply wishes to safeguard which is legally hers.

United Confederation Chairman,

[Cylarn]

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE OF THE ARMED REPUBLIC OF CYLARN

To Dh'arco Rahavuhra Jukill, Supreme Warlord of Milograd,

Taking the advice of my top advisors, the Armed Republic of Cylarn shall back down on its insistence of sending foreign troops to Milograd. We have come to the conclusion that the risk of losing hundreds of thousands of Cylarnian troops as well as our sovereignty is not worth it. While we do not necessarily fear the power of Milograd alone, we fear a reprisal attack from various nations in the same region as Milograd. As a gesture of peace, we will allow Milograd to transport its high-risk inmates and prisoners to the Ridley Island Maximum-Security Prison.

Sincerely,
James Francis Bulger
President of the Armed Republic of Cylarn

[Automagfreek]

Dear Belligerent Nations,

We're aware of your recently posted notice. Taking into consideration certain factors, the Politburo has agreed on a course of action. We demand and insist the immediate surrender of your armed forces and their subsequent disarmament. In the event that you do not agree, we invite you to Dneprdaniya for further negotiations.

In case you are at risk of declining our offer, there is some information we'd like to present to you.

You have no chance of victory. We'll annihilate you if you come to our country.

Secondly we'll mercilessly pursue you with whatever means possible and launch punishing and punitive attacks on your home country.

Thirdly the presence of any of your allies does not diminish this statement.

So, come to Dneprdaniya. We'll chase your bandits to the toilet and finish them off there. We'll make an embarrassment of your imperialist forces for the entire world to see. Finally, your nekulturny will be diminished with the presence of a national comedy, that is to say, your warmaking capacity.

The New Gothic Empire of Automagfreek

From the Desk of Lord Damien Dreadfire

You were given ample opportunity to stay your tongue, little ones, but you have chosen belligerence and ultimately, certain doom. It is laughable to think that your pathetic armies would do little more than soil themselves and run like frightened children at the sight of Gothic forces, and should you continue your insolent chirping like the insects that you are, you will find yourselves decimated beyond repair. The Freekish Empire does not take kindly to upstarts such as yourselves who do not know their place, and mouth off arrogantly to their superiors.

You already face the wrath of several Gothic nations, it would be unwise to add more into the already insurmountable mix. Perhaps you should acknowledge the folly of your ways and kiss the feet of the Gothic Lords and beg our forgiveness, for only then will we even consider extending you and your ilk mercy. You will not be warned again, and our patience grows thin. Should you refuse, your lands will be exterminated and left devoid of all life, for we have little interest in seeing scum continue to propagate and contaminate our planet.

[United World Order]

OFFICAL STATEMENT FROM THE GREAT LEADER OF DAS FATHERLAND

Dear Nations Involved,

Why oh why do your affairs have to wake me from my well deserved nap?. What is this? A foolish nation playing tough to try and intimidate The Gothics?. Fools, You must be the stupidest leader ive ever heard of. I hope you like your new masters because your entire population will become property of whatever Gothic nation occupies you have fun being a slave. The Fascist Union will most surely be humored by your demise. Even I wouldent go up against such a nation or nations or else I would of shot myself which I advise you doing now that your nations demise is apon you.As for the Goths, Be warned such declaration of intent pointed towards The Union will be handeled with swift action otherwise I will be on my way to my nap.
SINCERELY SIGNED,
THE GREAT LEADER OF THE FATHERLAND

[Vbingvan]

OFFICIAL COMMUNIQUE OF THE ARMED REPUBLIC OF CYLARN

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To Dh'arco Rahavuhra Jukill, Supreme Warlord of Milograd,

Taking the advice of my top advisors, the Armed Republic of Cylarn shall back down on its insistence of sending foreign troops to Milograd. We have come to the conclusion that the risk of losing hundreds of thousands of Cylarnian troops as well as our sovereignty is not worth it. While we do not necessarily fear the power of Milograd alone, we fear a reprisal attack from various nations in the same region as Milograd. As a gesture of peace, we will allow Milograd to transport its high-risk inmates and prisoners to the Ridley Island Maximum-Security Prison.

Sincerely,
James Francis Bulger
President of the Armed Republic of Cylarn

Foreign Delegate
Tshariik Vbarvk
Representing the Hivemind Council

The nation of Vbingvan would likewise wish to end hostilities with Milograd. Without aid, Vbingvan wouldn't survive an invasion. We have our people to consider. We will not contact Milograd in the future unless they initiate communication.

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Military High Command Internal Memo
-ENCRYPTED-
Sender: Commander-in-Chief Shzendrf Agrthai

Keep sending encrypted requests for aid to every nation nearby. I have a feeling Mr. Vbarvk's attempt at peace isn't going to work.

[Dneprdaniya]

У вас есть яйца?*

Dear Damien Dreadfire, King of the World,

I'm sorry that you are offended. We here in the 71st Guards Division are really sorry that your little bitches started crying to you about us. We're very sorry that you had to take the time to remove your hands from your arse to write that gay little letter, but we're not backing down and we're sticking right where we are. You can send your idiot lackeys to us if you like and we'll send you back their balls in the mail. As our Foreign Minister said we'll chase them and chase them until they run into the toilet where we'll slaughter them.

You think you are big shit? My grandmother is stronger than you are. Your patience is growing thin? So is mine: your mother is terrible at sucking dick. You are a fat imperialist faggot and we'll murder you and your army of shrimp-cocked idiots if you dare to step foot on our country. We will punish your army of shit eaters and kill a hundred of your soldiers for every milligram of soil you dare to tread on. You came to us with a warning but we're replying to you with a threat: come here and we'll fuck you up the arse so badly you'll start to bleed out of your cunt.

I put it to you that you are lacking in the masculinity department. You are not a man but in fact a little girl. You direct always your Armies towards the weak and defenceless. This is why your soldiers are fat dickheads, because they have never combat practice against anything except the goats they subsequently rape.

We'll come and kiss your feet Dreadfire, right after you come here and suck our collective dicks!

Letter published in military magazine Armiya by Captain A. I. Stepanov of the 71st Guards Motor Rifle Division.

* "Do you have balls?"

[OOC: Inspired by this. This post was purely IC ! ! ! I cannot stress that enough.]

[Vbingvan]

У вас есть яйца?*

Dear Damien Dreadfire, King of the World,

I'm sorry that you are offended. We here in the 71st Guards Division are really sorry that your little bitches started crying to you about us. We're very sorry that you had to take the time to remove your hands from your arse to write that gay little letter, but we're not backing down and we're sticking right where we are. You can send your idiot lackeys to us if you like and we'll send you back their balls in the mail. As our Foreign Minister said we'll chase them and chase them until they run into the toilet where we'll slaughter them.

You think you are big shit? My grandmother is stronger than you are. Your patience is growing thin? So is mine: your mother is terrible at sucking dick. You are a fat imperialist faggot and we'll murder you and your army of shrimp-cocked idiots if you dare to step foot on our country. We will punish your army of shit eaters and kill a hundred of your soldiers for every milligram of soil you dare to tread on. You came to us with a warning but we're replying to you with a threat: come here and we'll fuck you up the arse so badly you'll start to bleed out of your cunt.

We'll come and kiss your feet Dreadfire, right after you come here and suck our collective dicks!

Letter published in military magazine Armiya by Captain A. I. Stepanov of the 71st Guards Motor Rifle Division.

* "Do you have balls?"

[OOC: Inspired by this. This post was purely IC ! ! ! I cannot stress that enough.]

Foreign Delegate
Tshariik Vbarvk
Representing the Hivemind Council

It should be noted that Captain Stepanov of Dneprdaniya does not speak for Vbingvan or its military.

-End Transmission-

[Milograd]

Dh'arco Rahavuhra Jukill, upon hearing of Vbingvan's withdrawl, decided that it would be best to humiliate the nation in front of the international community for the sake of discouraging interference with Milogradian initiatives. He figured that the threats of annihilation had resulted in a lesser amount of threats towards Milograd, so further humiliating those who attempted such could not be detrimental.

Foreign Delegate
Tshariik Vbarvk
Representing the Hivemind Council

The nation of Vbingvan would likewise wish to end hostilities with Milograd. Without aid, Vbingvan wouldn't survive an invasion. We have our people to consider. We will not contact Milograd in the future unless they initiate communication.

The First Dh'arconian Empire of Milograd

The Dh'arconian High Command would normally reject this offer of peace, however, for the sake of being inoffensive, the Empire shall accept it. This acceptance will only occur with the condition that every firstborn Vbingvanian child be transported to Milograd for Volcano Sacrifice*. Vbingvan must redeem itself in the eyes of the Dark Gods, and failure to comply with this demand will result in the annihilation of Vbingvan and the extermination of its population.

Dh'arco Rahavuhra Jukill
Supreme Warlord of Milograd

*Volcano Sacrifice: A Hunenic Ritual wherein half of a living child's body is dipped into the molten rock of Mount Ruraka before promptly being withdrawn, their lower bodies rendered unrecognizable. This ceremony is seen as a means of gaining the approbation of the Dark Gods. It is oftentimes televised on national television for entertainment purposes.