Prime Minister of The Godly Nations seeks wife!

[The Godly Nations]

Dear Sirs and Madams,

I, the acting Prime Minister of The Commonwealth of The Godly Nations, being five-and-fifty years and still a bachelor, hereby declare my seekage of a youthful life mate to brighten my gloomy, dreary, and dark waning years. I particularly delight in those with a wild spirit; being an owner of several horses, I particularly delight in the breaking the spirit of wild beasts, and I expect no less delight in taming my woman as well. In addition, my virgin and chaste loins have hereunto satisfied itself with various farm animals, and desperately seeks human company. But, be not alarmed, my parts are not ill with any of the various diseases that affect the area.

Your humble and dutiful servant,


The Rt. Hon. Lord Humphrey D'Hugh M'Leod O'Bonaparte Twiddly D'Iddlie McWhackfolidyddle IV, PM

[Takaram]

Dear Sirs and Madams,

I, the acting Prime Minister of The Commonwealth of The Godly Nations, being five-and-fifty years and still a bachelor, hereby declare my seekage of a youthful life mate to brighten my gloomy, dreary, and dark waning years. I particularly delight in those with a wild spirit; being an owner of several horses, I particularly delight in the breaking the spirit of wild beasts, and I expect no less delight in taming my woman as well. In addition, my virgin and chaste loins have hereunto satisfied itself with various farm animals, and desperately seeks human company. But, be not alarmed, my parts are not ill with any of the various diseases that affect the area.

Your humble and dutiful servant,


The Rt. Hon. Lord Humphrey D'Hugh M'Leod O'Bonaparte Twiddly D'Iddlie McWhackfolidyddle IV, PM

ooc: Creepy

[The Emmerian Unions]

Official Communique from the Royal Republic of the Emmerian Unions

To: The Prime Minister of the Godly Nations
From: The Emmerian Unions Women's Leauge
Encryption: Unencrypted

NO! NO! A billion times NO! We have heard about your pathetic nation and it's ritual subjugation of women, and your molestation of young boys. Go back to your sheep and horses as they will be the only things that will take you.

Go to Hell,
Catherine Gatewell
Head of the Emmerian Unions Women's Leauge

[Takaram]

Official Communique from the Royal Republic of the Emmerian Unions

To: The Prime Minister of the Godly Nations
From: The Emmerian Unions Women's Leauge
Encryption: Unencrypted

NO! NO! A billion times NO! We have heard about your pathetic nation and it's ritual subjugation of women, and your molestation of young boys. Go back to your sheep and horses as they will be the only things that will take you.

Go to Hell,
Catherine Gatewell
Head of the Emmerian Unions Women's Leauge

ooc: That was beautiful

[Brogavia]

"Well, they do call it animal husbandry for a reason I suppose...."

[Romandeos]

IC:

Imperial Diplomatic Proclamation

I have heard about the nation from which you hail, sir, and wish you to know I would more swiftly smother my daughters with their own pillows than permit them to spend just five minutes in the same room as yourself, and that is a fact.

Go back to the barnyard, you horse-buggering half-wit.

~ Her Imperial Majesty, Empress Taunja I Lockeheart

[Clamparapa]

ATTN: The Godly Nations
SUB: New Wife

We will send you one of our greatest warriors. However, should you mistreat her in any way, she will strangle you with your horse.

Highest Regards,

Clamparapan Supreme Council

[Communtopia]

How about this woman?



That thing down there isn't what you think it is.

[United Gordonopia]

ooc: gonna pull a communtopia

ic:

Hi there, this is Joe. I live on a little tropical island off of Gordonopia. You can have my daughter, the island considers her to be a real beauty:




Sincerely,
Joe

[Sith Korriban]

Is it, ah... required that she be human? You see, many of our people are either of native Korribani stock, or hybrids thereof. There are not so many full-blooded humans here. However, our Korribani can mingle with humanity, and are equal in all ways, they just look rather different, and frequently have better low-light vision.

Dark Council Member Lord Elles-Ward, Sith Korriban

[Communtopia]

ooc: gonna pull a communtopia

ic:

Hi there, this is Joe. I live on a little tropical island off of Gordonopia. You can have my daughter, the island considers her to be a real beauty:




Sincerely,
Joe

Absolutely beautiful!

[Brogavia]

How about this woman?

Epic fail that horse is a dude. You can see its penis for christ sake.

[Communtopia]

How about this woman?

Epic fail that horse is a dude. You can see its penis for christ sake.

Who ever said that that chap'll be on top?

[Psybris]

Dear Sirs and Madams,

I, the acting Prime Minister of The Commonwealth of The Godly Nations, being five-and-fifty years and still a bachelor, hereby declare my seekage of a youthful life mate to brighten my gloomy, dreary, and dark waning years. I particularly delight in those with a wild spirit; being an owner of several horses, I particularly delight in the breaking the spirit of wild beasts, and I expect no less delight in taming my woman as well. In addition, my virgin and chaste loins have hereunto satisfied itself with various farm animals, and desperately seeks human company. But, be not alarmed, my parts are not ill with any of the various diseases that affect the area.

Your humble and dutiful servant,


The Rt. Hon. Lord Humphrey D'Hugh M'Leod O'Bonaparte Twiddly D'Iddlie McWhackfolidyddle IV, PM

So...he fucks animals???

[Brogavia]

So...he fucks animals???

He is British you know....

[Takaram]

Dear Sirs and Madams,

I, the acting Prime Minister of The Commonwealth of The Godly Nations, being five-and-fifty years and still a bachelor, hereby declare my seekage of a youthful life mate to brighten my gloomy, dreary, and dark waning years. I particularly delight in those with a wild spirit; being an owner of several horses, I particularly delight in the breaking the spirit of wild beasts, and I expect no less delight in taming my woman as well. In addition, my virgin and chaste loins have hereunto satisfied itself with various farm animals, and desperately seeks human company. But, be not alarmed, my parts are not ill with any of the various diseases that affect the area.

Your humble and dutiful servant,


The Rt. Hon. Lord Humphrey D'Hugh M'Leod O'Bonaparte Twiddly D'Iddlie McWhackfolidyddle IV, PM

So...he fucks animals???

Looks like it

[Communtopia]

So...he fucks animals???

He is British you know....

OOC: And what does that have to do with bestiality?

[Brogavia]

So...he fucks animals???

He is British you know....

OOC: And what does that have to do with bestiality?

everything

[Communtopia]

everything

OOC: Britons has as much to do with bestiality as Americans living in the Deep South or on the Appalachian Mountain with incest!

[Brogavia]

everything

OOC: Britons has as much to do with bestiality as Americans living in the Deep South or on the Appalachian Mountain with incest!

My point exactly.

[Rikese]

To The Godly Nation's Futterer of Horses Prime Minster,

Enjoy your hand.

Signed,

Mr. Mats Rikese

[Conserative Morality]

Upon reciving this news, one grinning Senator Pontius stood up in the white light of the Senatorial chamber. "In the name of maintaining diplomatic relations with the foreigners in The Godly Nations, I propose we send Senator Sexta-" He swung his hand in a grand gesture to the female Senator next to him, who was rapidly ascending o her feet "As the Prime Minister's w-" A resounding slap rang out, echoing off the walls of the 'Chambers. Silence rushed over the Senators, everyone staring at each other in horror. Would there be yet another brawl, three in a month? But, of course, Pontius was not without a sense of humour, even when he himself was humbled. He was the first to break out in laughter, and Sexta was next. Before the guards at the door could breathe a sigh of relief, the entire Senatorial Chambers was practically rocking with laughter. There would be no offers, humorous or otherwise, to The Godly Nations Prime Minister.

[Takaram]

Upon reciving this news, one grinning Senator Pontius stood up in the white light of the Senatorial chamber. "In the name of maintaining diplomatic relations with the foreigners in The Godly Nations, I propose we send Senator Sexta-" He swung his hand in a grand gesture to the female Senator next to him, who was rapidly ascending o her feet "As the Prime Minister's w-" A resounding slap rang out, echoing off the walls of the 'Chambers. Silence rushed over the Senators, everyone staring at each other in horror. Would there be yet another brawl, three in a month? But, of course, Pontius was not without a sense of humour, even when he himself was humbled. He was the first to break out in laughter, and Sexta was next. Before the guards at the door could breathe a sigh of relief, the entire Senatorial Chambers was practically rocking with laughter. There would be no offers, humorous or otherwise, to The Godly Nations Prime Minister.

ooc: Funniest Senate ever

[The Godly Nations]

Dear Sirs and Madams,

Your cruel words has injured my self-esteem and wrought out painful emotions, and I can not help but weep and slide a razor blade across my arm several times. But, being a good Christian, I pray that GOD will forgive your souls, and that he will forgive you for your meaness!

Sincerely Yours,
The Rt. Hon. Lord Humphrey D'Hugh M'Leod O'Bonaparte Twiddly D'Iddlie McWhackfolidyddle IV, PM

[Takaram]

Dear Sirs and Madams,

Your cruel words has injured my self-esteem and wrought out painful emotions, and I can not help but weep. But, being a good Christian, I pray that GOD will forgive your souls, and that he will forgive you for your meaness!

Sincerely Yours,
The Rt. Hon. Lord Humphrey D'Hugh M'Leod O'Bonaparte Twiddly D'Iddlie McWhackfolidyddle IV, PM

ooc: A good Christian who does animals? Isn't that an abomination?