LuLLZ develops the New Clear Bomb

[LuLLZ]

Helloo childrens

Associated Press- On August 28, 2009, The Dominion of LuLLZ came forward with the terrifying announcement - it had developed the new clear bomb. President DeProvel of LuLLZ said in a press conference today, "This makes LuLLZ the strongest nation within the region of Everywhere, and a superpower in the eyes of the world.

This announcement was then followed by a complete armed forces march of all 50 million enlisted. While LuLLZ does not have this many actual citizens in it, this does not matter as farm animals are also drafted into the armed forces.

Military strategists in the region (of which LuLLZ is the only nation) have said that the New Clear Bomb is an extremely devistating weapon; one that has the potential to crush a soccer mom and an SUV if used properly. One also said that future technology could give the bomb potential to level a small barn.

"Should LuLLZ be attacked by a foreign power," said LuLLz minister of Defense Richard Strong, "they will not survive."


It is believed LuLLZ has as many as five of these weapons and will have a whopping total of 35 by October.

The nation of LuLLZ endorses this message.



Goodbye childrens

[Carbarosia]

And how much are these to purchase?

[Clamparapa]

ATTN: LuLLZ
SUB: Congrats

We are pleased that your nation has advanced your weaponry to the point of new clear bombs. We would like to offer you the mock-up plans of another devastating weapon: the High Trojan Bomb. Simply a horse like bomb filled with little bombs inside, it gives the impression that horses are flying, scaring the populace of the enemy nation into mass panic. Then, the little bombs rain down, killing the people rioting in the streets but leaving all the buildings intact. We hope this will be of some assistance to your military.

Highest Regards,

Clamparapan Supreme Council

[LuLLZ]

Helloo childrens


We will disclose the amount of cash for these missiles shortly. We will post a link to the appropriate topic when we do.


-The Department of W0000000000000000000000000000ARING


goddbye childrens

[LuLLZ]

ATTN: LuLLZ
SUB: Congrats

We are pleased that your nation has advanced your weaponry to the point of new clear bombs. We would like to offer you the mock-up plans of another devastating weapon: the High Trojan Bomb. Simply a horse like bomb filled with little bombs inside, it gives the impression that horses are flying, scaring the populace of the enemy nation into mass panic. Then, the little bombs rain down, killing the people rioting in the streets but leaving all the buildings intact. We hope this will be of some assistance to your military.

Highest Regards,

Clamparapan Supreme Council

helloo childrens


Sounds sexy. W0ar has never been so hot. Damn thank you for the plans.

Inside the file that we have given our ambassador to your nation are not only the panties of the President's wife but the skematics of a New Clear Bomb missile defense sheild. We hope this is of use to your nation.

[Tezdrian]

Good Luck

Sincerely,
A crazy hobo.

[Spredronia]

Helloo childrens


We will disclose the amount of cash for these missiles shortly. We will post a link to the appropriate topic when we do.


-The Department of W0000000000000000000000000000ARING


goddbye childrens

It seems that Three Dog from Fallout 3 is your national leader. He's a great guy, I'd have him as Vice Prime Minister

Oh try not to godmod in wars.

[Spredronia]

Helloo childrens

Associated Press- On August 28, 2009, The Dominion of LuLLZ came forward with the terrifying announcement - it had developed the new clear bomb. President DeProvel of LuLLZ said in a press conference today, "This makes LuLLZ the strongest nation within the region of Everywhere, and a superpower in the eyes of the world.

This announcement was then followed by a complete armed forces march of all 50 million enlisted. While LuLLZ does not have this many actual citizens in it, this does not matter as farm animals are also drafted into the armed forces.

Military strategists in the region (of which LuLLZ is the only nation) have said that the New Clear Bomb is an extremely devistating weapon; one that has the potential to crush a soccer mom and an SUV if used properly. One also said that future technology could give the bomb potential to level a small barn.

"Should LuLLZ be attacked by a foreign power," said LuLLz minister of Defense Richard Strong, "they will not survive."


It is believed LuLLZ has as many as five of these weapons and will have a whopping total of 35 by October.

The nation of LuLLZ endorses this message.



Goodbye childrens

Okay, critic time.

First off, developing a new clear/nuclear/hydrogen bomb is not terrifying. It may be to you, but most nations on NationStates have nuclear weapons.

Second off, it does not make LuLLZ the strongest nation ever/superpower: we have stronger nations like Blackhelm Confederacy, Birkaine, Lizardiar, etc.

Third off, farm animals cannot be drafted into the national forces. Your military is always 1% of your population in peacetime and 5% in wartime. Defense levels determine the weapons (low means you use FN Fals and AK-47s, high means you use G36Ks and WA2000 sniper rifles, for instance). Population is easily found on your nation's page, and to get the military amount just divide your population by either 1 or 5.

Fourth off, nuclear/new clear bombs have more realistic power levels. While your says it can kill a soccer mom and destroy a SUV, properly it can annihilate whole nations in an amassed strike (though this is not recommended as the nation will fire back at you, destroying you too).

Finally, as an addendum to number 4 criticism, if you're attacked, you NEVER fire a nuke as retaliation. You fight back, and push them out. Then you send your forces over and attempt to take them over. Nukes are always the last and final resort you should go to.

With that stuff out of the way, I can go to the lol IC.

IC: Spredronia wishes to buy all five of your New Clear bombs and the blueprints to make more. Wire (OoC: that means click our flag and send us a telegram, the telegram box should be at the bottom of the page) us the cost of the money.

[Tezdrian]

OOC: Dude, you were founded TODAY. How could you develop a BOMB?

[LuLLZ]

Helloo childrens


Those interested in New Clear Bombs can now buy them on the black market.


viewtopic.php?f=6&t=14140


Please note we are also developing a "Star Wars" like satellite system that would shoot a laser at people who take things too seriously before they hit our nation. This likely will not be released on the Black Market.

-The Department of W00000000000000000000aring

[Tezdrian]

OOC: Please respond to my question. The only rational one on this thread.

[Clamparapa]

OOC: Please respond to my question. The only rational one on this thread.

OOC: The only rational one found in an irrational thread. Seriously, this is all for fun.

[Tezdrian]

OOC: I know, I was just being a party pooper.

[Czardas]

Okay, critic time.

First off, developing a new clear/nuclear/hydrogen bomb is not terrifying. It may be to you, but most nations on NationStates have nuclear weapons.

A new clear bomb is not the same thing as a nuclear bomb. Don't get that wrong.

Second off, it does not make LuLLZ the strongest nation ever/superpower: we have stronger nations like Blackhelm Confederacy, Birkaine, Lizardiar, etc.

It totally does. Does BC or Birkaine have a new clear bomb? I didn't think so!

Third off, farm animals cannot be drafted into the national forces.

Who says? I mean, there's a penguin in the Norwegian military. Farm animals aren't too far off.

Your military is always 1% of your population in peacetime and 5% in wartime.

No it's not.

Defense levels determine the weapons (low means you use FN Fals and AK-47s, high means you use G36Ks and WA2000 sniper rifles, for instance).

What are "defense levels"? I've never heard of them before.

Fourth off, nuclear/new clear bombs have more realistic power levels. While your says it can kill a soccer mom and destroy a SUV, properly it can annihilate whole nations in an amassed strike (though this is not recommended as the nation will fire back at you, destroying you too).

You're confusing nuclear bombs and new clear bombs again. Besides, if you level their whole nation, nobody's left to fire back at you.

Population is easily found on your nation's page, and to get the military amount just divide your population by either 1 or 5.

and to get the military amount just divide your population by either 1 or 5.

just divide your population by 1

The prosecution rests.

[Clamparapa]

Population is easily found on your nation's page, and to get the military amount just divide your population by either 1 or 5.

and to get the military amount just divide your population by either 1 or 5.

just divide your population by 1

The prosecution rests.

OOC: So that means I have 9 bil + in my army? Awesome.

[LuLLZ]

UPDATE-

Associated Press, LULLZ CITY- The nation of LuLLZ made several terrifying announcements today, the most preeminent of which being that it had expanded its arsenal of New Clear Bombs to seven. New Clear Bombs, one of which have the power to kill a giraffe (or a box of puppies) are widely thought by humanitarian leaders to be the most terrible and important threat to mankind"s existance.

Additionally, the nation announced that not only would they sell New Clear Bombs through the black market, but that they would also sell them in Wal-Mart for the "low low price of 11 million dollars" said President DeProvel in a news conference. Additionally, the 50 million person army of soldiers has been whittled down to an elite core group of 175,000; mostly by discharging or slaughtering farm animals that served in the military. However, their population remains very trustworthy to the governent.

"If the foreign imperialist powers attempt to make our nation into a ball of fire, we will turn them into a pile of dust with our New Clear Bombs!" sang a group of schoolchildren in a hymn to the government in the motherlangauge. The adult population was also unfazed.

During a parade in which the New Clear Bombs were strapped to the backs of pick up trucks and paraded down the Gold-Covered Strrets of the glorious motherlandcapital, one surprised supporter cried out, "They look like plastic [expletives]!" He was then shot in the head quietly as people worshipped the flag.

The Democratic Republic of LuLLZ is one of the most powerful suerpowers in the world and is the most powerful nation in the region of Everywhere. It is also the home of the 123.

It endorses this message.

[Laos Refugees]

To whom it may concern.

Laosia launches all it's PBSB(Panda Bear Smart Bombs A.K.A, Pandas that has smart bombs in them lol!) at LuLLZ and kills all of the chilllldddreennnnsss

Thank you,
The Grand Leader of Laosia

[Anemos Major]

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major:

We're impressed; we've been stuck with Old Clear bombs for far too long.

[LuLLZ]

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major:

We're impressed; we've been stuck with Old Clear bombs for far too long.

Wow. Your nation is quite far behind us in terms of weaponry technology. And we've only existed for a few hours.


-The W0000000000000000000000000000ar Department

[Anemos Major]

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major:

We're impressed; we've been stuck with Old Clear bombs for far too long.

Wow. Your nation is quite far behind us in terms of weaponry technology. And we've only existed for a few hours.


-The W0000000000000000000000000000ar Department

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major:

No, we're shitting you; we actually have nuclear weapons, in MIRVed ICBMs.

[LuLLZ]

It only takes one New Clear Bomb to crush your President. We are obviously much more technolgically advanced.


-From the Department of Idiocy and W000000000000000000000000aring

[Anemos Major]

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major:

How on earth do you crush something that doesn't exist?

[LuLLZ]

It can crush whoever your leader is then in only one strike.

From the Department of W0000000000000000aring

[Anemos Major]

The Holy Empire of Anemos Major:

It seems to us that you don't even know whom said leader is.

[LuLLZ]

Srew you then.







BURN.



-A message from the Diplomacy Department; God Bless New Clear Bombs