Anemos Major wrote:
The Second Holy Empire of Anemos Major/Ei Imperyr Divinatei Dinstei dei Etatyr Anemonei
Holy Office of Foreign Affairs/Directoratyr dei Incinits Externei
RE: Claim
FROM THE ANEMONIAN CONSULATE IN COMAACK/VOICE RECORDING
Sorry, I think we hit your chief of police, and the sewage seems to be flowing down the road now... oops.
The Second Holy Empire of Anemos Major/Ei Imperyr Divinatei Dinstei dei Etatyr Anemonei
Holy Office of Foreign Affairs/Directoratyr dei Incinits Externei
RE: Claim
FROM THE ANEMONIAN CONSULATE IN COMAACK/VOICE RECORDING
You may need fire extinguishers in the buildings to the left of the Consulate. Thanks.
Oh, by the way, are those gift vouchers from the shop down the road still valid? We used up all the barbecue sauce and our inkpots the other day (sorry about the fish), and we need new ones.
Oh, and the van... is still there. But we're throwing rocks at the driver, so it's fine... oh, look! The guards are finally doing their job... looks like they broke the window... and that's a hose. Yep, thats a hose. The driver's shouting... he's gotten out of the van... he's running! Why is he running?
Ah. Flamethrower. Yeah, you may need fire extinguishers in the houses to our right as well... not to mention sewage clearance. It's still leaking onto the road, you know.