The Yokai-Commutopian Wars. (Open)

[Communtopia]

Nae trench, nae war! Lest ye want us to march at your samurais and kill 'em all, let us have time to dig trenches!

[Crabulonia]

Why do you want to get into trench warfare anyway? That's a defensive method and no way to take over a nation.

[Communtopia]

I also demand that poisonous gases may be permitted.

[Communtopia]

Why do you want to get into trench warfare anyway? That's a defensive method and no way to take over a nation.

Well, our nation is not ready for offense yet, and our military receive a total of 0 communtopian ruble from the state, and the ship and U-Boats were old hand-me-downs. So it is actually the best choice to remain on the defensive.