by King Zhaoxiang of Qin » Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:21 pm
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by Pevisopolis » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:04 pm
Hi...
Ummm..My name is Jordan. I'm the temp who's filling in for the State Department chief while he's away on vacation.
So...we had this little...kinda assassination...type thing going. And it wasn't going to be a good nation or anything you heard about. It was just a little tiny nation that we wanted to help ensure democracy in, so...we had a buildup of our special forces and whatnot and we were going to take out the political head of the opposition group there, who was going to install a totalitarian government, see. But it was all in collusion with the nation itself, so it was all fine regarding sovereignty and whatnot. They just wanted us to take out a rebel, is all.
Anywho, the message to our forces kinda got messed up because I didn't know how to work the machine. So instead of saying "Please kill the leader of the Word Party" it actually said "Please kill the leader of the World's Parties"
And we can't retract the message.
So if your head of state is assassinated about an hour from now, we sure hope you don't attack us, because if you take a look at our nation, we don't have much in terms of a military. Mostly just spy aircraft. Few hundred predator drones and a few hundred special forces contractors are really the bulk of our forces.
I guess I shouldn't have told you that.
So I don't know what the State Department chief is going to feel about all this. It's my fault, really. Anywho, could you not attack us until he gets back? I need this job.
Oh, and I don't have any communication with the commander of this exercise, but I'm pretty sure he told me the assassins will be wearing brown hats, so maybe you could...I dunno...arrest anyone wearing a brown hat? Maybe it was red hats. I don't really remember.
Oh, and if it isn't too much trouble, is there any way you could return our guys alive? It's pretty expensive to train special forces.
Sorry, everyone.
Jordan
Temp
The Allied States of King Zhaoxiang of Qin State Department for International Affairs
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In my own opinion, what kind of fuckery is this? Generalites of Pevisopolis, your input?
lolwut red hats hahaha lolwut shes a fag hahaha
What threat could it be? We have no central leadership. I’d laugh my ass off if one of their assassins went after the forums’ servers, though.
lolwut red hats hahaha lolwut shes a fag hahaha
Flamebait towards foreigners, much?
Hmmm… What party? I WANT PIE! Lol, seriously, who could she possibly kill here? There are too many representatives in the democratic assembly to systematically kill off. Either that, or they’ll go out in genocide. I doubt either will happen.What threat could it be? We have no central leadership. I’d laugh my ass off if one of their assassins went after the forums’ servers, though.
Why not? Assassins are sneaky little ninjas.
XD
by Der Teutoniker » Mon Aug 10, 2009 6:07 pm
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