by TaQud » Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:58 am
by Corporate Councils » Sun Jun 03, 2012 8:23 am
by Wagdog » Sun Jun 03, 2012 9:27 am
by TaQud » Sun Jun 03, 2012 10:02 am
by Wagdog » Sun Jun 03, 2012 11:28 am
TaQud wrote:Mobs outside of the Lucky Video Games HQ. They kept throwing rocks setting fires to cars in front of the HQ entrance and setting fire to trucks out side the loading docks in the back of the HQ. Constant Chants of "We want video games!" could be constantly heard from outside of the building. Even an effigy of Jasmine Lucky was thrown into the entrance's doors and then lit on fire. A group of soldiers in about 5 jeeps (estimated 27 soldiers) arrived by the entrance. The army then started to fire warning shots in the air to calm the citizens. The army then threw tear gas in front of the mob and caused the mob to retreat. The soldiers then went into the HQ to cover any parts where mobsters could enter.
Lt. Burkman: I got a call saying my troops needed protection for some video game company. So now that we have hold off the mobsters for now, what do you have to give us?
by Former Soviet Socialists » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:08 pm
To The General of the Military,
Entertain TaQud is under assault by civilians. We are requesting military assistance in quelling the mob. Hurry!
Sincerely,
Entertain TaQud Headquarters
by TaQud » Sun Jun 03, 2012 2:51 pm
Wagdog wrote:"In short, Lieutenant, when you and yours depart do please bring my regards and those documents to your superiors; you have my thanks for your swift, disciplined response and I offer more to come. I offer you fine warriors not only money, although yes I do pay for services rendered, but also the chance to become incomparably better warriors down the line; in return for but reasonable support to me. First protection for my staff, their families and homes while they continue to work as best as the situation allows; so they can honor your superiors' contract by finishing the program documented in those papers you have. And, if your superiors would be so kind as to get in touch with me and discuss strategy for calming the nation down and providing needed services to the people, I can even accelerate that contract's fulfillment."
Former Soviet Socialists wrote:To The General of the Military,
Entertain TaQud is under assault by civilians. We are requesting military assistance in quelling the mob. Hurry!
Sincerely,
Entertain TaQud Headquarters
by Lost heros » Sun Jun 03, 2012 6:53 pm
by TaQud » Mon Jun 04, 2012 4:23 am
Lost heros wrote:"Hello there is currently a riot within TaQud Sports Headquarters. I am requesting military service immediately. Thank you."
John hung up and sat back in the helicopter.
by Lost heros » Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:44 am
TaQud wrote:Lost heros wrote:"Hello there is currently a riot within TaQud Sports Headquarters. I am requesting military service immediately. Thank you."
John hung up and sat back in the helicopter.
Col. Floyd: Troops we need to get to TaQud Sports HQ immediately!
*7 jeeps arrived in the entrance...*
People kept trying to pile into the doorway that was still remaining.
Col. Floyd: Troops! Get your mask on!
The troops threw tear gas in front of all people in the entrance. Forcing them to flee or go upstairs. Floyd managed to catch the last mobster and threw him out in front of the doorway remains. Troops now guarded the back and entrance of TaQud Sports Etc. Floyd and 5 other men went all the way to the roof top of the building to meet John.
Col. Floyd: So now that we mob-proofed your HQ what do you have in return to give us?
by Former Soviet Socialists » Mon Jun 04, 2012 11:38 am
TaQud wrote:Wagdog wrote:
Sgt. Weckle: Boys we got a mission on our hands! We need to go help Entertain TaQud!
The 7 jeeps then exited the army base and headed towards the HQ. The soldiers could see other major corporations' Headquarters being savagely surrounding by mobs of people. Once Weckle arrived, he threw tear gas straight at the mobs causing them to flee but still get angry. The 36 soldiers with Weckle entered the HQ. The employees with shotguns started to fire frantically thinking it was the mobs.
Weckle; Hold your Fire! *Silence* Now I've been ordered to help guard this place but I need to know what I'll be receiving first...
by TaQud » Mon Jun 04, 2012 2:57 pm
Lost heros wrote:TaQud wrote:Col. Floyd: Troops we need to get to TaQud Sports HQ immediately!
*7 jeeps arrived in the entrance...*
People kept trying to pile into the doorway that was still remaining.
Col. Floyd: Troops! Get your mask on!
The troops threw tear gas in front of all people in the entrance. Forcing them to flee or go upstairs. Floyd managed to catch the last mobster and threw him out in front of the doorway remains. Troops now guarded the back and entrance of TaQud Sports Etc. Floyd and 5 other men went all the way to the roof top of the building to meet John.
Col. Floyd: So now that we mob-proofed your HQ what do you have in return to give us?
"Ah my good men," John said, "Why of course I have something for you."
"In these hard times there really are only two things you can count on. 1. The army when you are in trouble. 2. And proper compensation for the armies help.
Col. Floyd is it? Well my good colonel for you and your men's hard work I award you 300,000 and your men 3,000,000 splitting it between them equally."
John reached into his pocket and took out a checkbook. He ripped out checks and scribbled on them before handing them to the Colonel.
"Colonel I would love to pay you more, but unfortunately my profits have been down. There is no organized sports and the organized group is the army."
John acted as if something huge hit him when in reality he already had this idea.
"That is it!" John said, "Would your soldiers and yourselves like to compete in organized sports? It is so simple. You play the game. I sell the game. I make money, and with that money pay you all a good salary." He paused pretending this all just hit, "And in case there is a mob you all can provide me protection, and I will pay you for that too. This is great. You and your men have the perfect body type to be athletes and the abandoned stadiums are free to use. What do you say Colonel. Do you want to become a star athlete?"
John looked at the Colonel with anticipation hoping that Colonel Floyd would agree to become an athlete.
by TaQud » Mon Jun 04, 2012 3:27 pm
Former Soviet Socialists wrote:TaQud wrote:
A security guard spoke up, "Sir, none of us are in a position to offer you anything. I'll call the boss." The guard then walked away to call Mr. Duestovy, who was still in his office. Mr. Duestovy had been waiting anxiously for news from the lobby. He didn't want a bloodbath in his expensive building. A sigh of relief hit him when the buzzer on his office phone lit up. "Yes?," he answered. "Sir, the main lobby is secured. We've also got the military down here, and they're looking for compensation," stated the guard. "What?! Even the military has turned corrupt? Who is asking for compensation? The general?," said a flabbergasted Mr. Duestovy. The guard replied, "I don't know sir. I'll ask." He finished his talk with Mr. Duestovy then he returned to the lobby. Everyone was still in position and people were still running and screaming outside. He went up to, what looked like the captain, and asked, "Who are you? What is your rank? Are you the one we should be bargaining with for protection?"
by Icamera » Mon Jun 04, 2012 7:33 pm
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by Corporate Councils » Mon Jun 04, 2012 8:30 pm
by TaQud » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:31 pm
by TaQud » Tue Jun 05, 2012 2:46 pm
by Lost heros » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:56 pm
TaQud wrote:Lost heros wrote:"Ah my good men," John said, "Why of course I have something for you."
"In these hard times there really are only two things you can count on. 1. The army when you are in trouble. 2. And proper compensation for the armies help.
Col. Floyd is it? Well my good colonel for you and your men's hard work I award you 300,000 and your men 3,000,000 splitting it between them equally."
John reached into his pocket and took out a checkbook. He ripped out checks and scribbled on them before handing them to the Colonel.
"Colonel I would love to pay you more, but unfortunately my profits have been down. There is no organized sports and the organized group is the army."
John acted as if something huge hit him when in reality he already had this idea.
"That is it!" John said, "Would your soldiers and yourselves like to compete in organized sports? It is so simple. You play the game. I sell the game. I make money, and with that money pay you all a good salary." He paused pretending this all just hit, "And in case there is a mob you all can provide me protection, and I will pay you for that too. This is great. You and your men have the perfect body type to be athletes and the abandoned stadiums are free to use. What do you say Colonel. Do you want to become a star athlete?"
John looked at the Colonel with anticipation hoping that Colonel Floyd would agree to become an athlete.
Floyd: I'm 42 years old and in no interest in sports. But my soldiers seem to be fan of sports so I guess we got ourselves a...
Floyd then paused a moment to think of what else to get in this bargain. He looked around at what was still here
Floyd: I'll make it a deal if you give my that helicopter. is that a deal?
by TaQud » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:01 pm
Lost heros wrote:TaQud wrote:Floyd: I'm 42 years old and in no interest in sports. But my soldiers seem to be fan of sports so I guess we got ourselves a...
Floyd then paused a moment to think of what else to get in this bargain. He looked around at what was still here
Floyd: I'll make it a deal if you give my that helicopter. is that a deal?
John looked somewhat shocked.
"A helicopter?" He thought, ''That is what he wants? A helicopter."
John spoke, "Of course you can have this helicopter. And besides with the money we make from the sporting events, we can buy 5 helicopters."
John put his arm around Colonel Floyd and started talking about plans for the games.
"Okay, by far the most popular sporting event worldwide is the Olympics. Now due to this annoying Anarchy, our bid for the Olympics was immediately declined. So that got me thinking, how can we replicate games as big as the Olympics in an Anarchy. No way the citizens would do. All they do is riot around buildings. But now with your squadron, we can host a games similar to the Olympics with changes of course. We can call it the Army Games. It will be a huge hit. We could have 100 meter bear crawl races or a hand to hand combat competition.
We can have extreme JEEP races that can be a combination of motorsports and car racing. This is going to be a huge hit."
John patted Colonel Floyd on the back.
"I am going to my office. I have a lot of work ahead of me."
John headed down the stairwell and headed to the office. Hal was finishing his interviews in there of the three men that had won the Money Grab.
"You men can go home now," Hal said.
The three men got up and thanked Hal and John.
"Cut the tape," John ordered, "and air it immediately."
"Yes sir," Hal said about to exit the room.
"Wait," John stopped him, "I need to you to advertise for the Army Games."
"What is the Army Games?" Hal asked.
"The Army Games is going to be a sports competition featuring members of the Army. They will participate in sporting events that combine traditional Sports with Army features. It is what going to really boost our standing in the election."
"How is it going to do that sir?" Hal asked following everything except the last part.
"Advertising. TaQud Sports a proud sponsor of the Army Games. John Ball creator of the Army Games,'' John explained, "With these messages playing constantly viewers are going to go, 'Wow this John Ball is really good for country. John Ball is really smart. I am going to vote for John Ball.' And so on and so forth."
"Okay sir, I will get on advertising for it. Oh and sir a call came in that said you made it to the second round of voting," Hal said exiting the room for good.
by Lost heros » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:16 pm
TaQud wrote:Lost heros wrote:John looked somewhat shocked.
"A helicopter?" He thought, ''That is what he wants? A helicopter."
John spoke, "Of course you can have this helicopter. And besides with the money we make from the sporting events, we can buy 5 helicopters."
John put his arm around Colonel Floyd and started talking about plans for the games.
"Okay, by far the most popular sporting event worldwide is the Olympics. Now due to this annoying Anarchy, our bid for the Olympics was immediately declined. So that got me thinking, how can we replicate games as big as the Olympics in an Anarchy. No way the citizens would do. All they do is riot around buildings. But now with your squadron, we can host a games similar to the Olympics with changes of course. We can call it the Army Games. It will be a huge hit. We could have 100 meter bear crawl races or a hand to hand combat competition.
We can have extreme JEEP races that can be a combination of motorsports and car racing. This is going to be a huge hit."
John patted Colonel Floyd on the back.
"I am going to my office. I have a lot of work ahead of me."
John headed down the stairwell and headed to the office. Hal was finishing his interviews in there of the three men that had won the Money Grab.
"You men can go home now," Hal said.
The three men got up and thanked Hal and John.
"Cut the tape," John ordered, "and air it immediately."
"Yes sir," Hal said about to exit the room.
"Wait," John stopped him, "I need to you to advertise for the Army Games."
"What is the Army Games?" Hal asked.
"The Army Games is going to be a sports competition featuring members of the Army. They will participate in sporting events that combine traditional Sports with Army features. It is what going to really boost our standing in the election."
"How is it going to do that sir?" Hal asked following everything except the last part.
"Advertising. TaQud Sports a proud sponsor of the Army Games. John Ball creator of the Army Games,'' John explained, "With these messages playing constantly viewers are going to go, 'Wow this John Ball is really good for country. John Ball is really smart. I am going to vote for John Ball.' And so on and so forth."
"Okay sir, I will get on advertising for it. Oh and sir a call came in that said you made it to the second round of voting," Hal said exiting the room for good.
Floyd: Now hold up. Instead I want the helicopter now. What really bugs me is that all you care about is advertising. How about just enjoying the game and not even mattering about how much money you can buy with how many things. Just let me have the helicopter right now so I can do something with it...
by TaQud » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:21 pm
Lost heros wrote:TaQud wrote:Floyd: Now hold up. Instead I want the helicopter now. What really bugs me is that all you care about is advertising. How about just enjoying the game and not even mattering about how much money you can buy with how many things. Just let me have the helicopter right now so I can do something with it...
"I don't care just about advertising," John said in protest, "Ever since I was a little boy I have always cared about the love of the sport more then money. I remember as a little kid joining the Pee-wee football team, and the running for a touchdown 20 yards away." John started becoming sentimental.
"You know how I first got the nick name 'foot ball' because the first team I coached was my nephew's soccer team. All the Hispanic mothers heard my last name was ball, and they started calling me Futbol. Anyways that is not the point. The point is for that 6 months I coached them I had spent over 3,000 dollars. I have no idea how that even happened. The next year my sister suggested I start investing in the team so I could make all the money I had spent. That year I made 10,000 dollars, and that is how I became involved in corporate sports."
John took out a picture of a smiling 10 year old boy, "That was my nephew the year we made it to state competition. Every time I look at it I remember how sports is more than just advertising and money. It brings enjoyment and entertainment to everyone win or lose. That is what I care about. That is why I want to win this election. If I give something people can be happy about and that people can truly enjoy, then I have done my job of C.E.O. of TaQud Sports the right way. If I win this election then I can try to give the people the same enjoyment and the same happiness, and that is the job for the future leader of this country."
John stopped talking and put the picture away, and stopped being sentimental. He put on his business face, and looked at the Colonel.
"The helicopter is all yours. You can take anywhere you want to go. Tell your men that training for the Army Games will start on Monday. Thank you for your time and cooperation."
by TaQud » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:44 pm
by TaQud » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:41 pm
by Corporate Councils » Thu Jun 07, 2012 1:59 pm
by TaQud » Thu Jun 07, 2012 3:19 pm
Corporate Councils wrote:He had recently dropped a line to the commander of the TaQudian Ordinance Corps, the branch of the military responsible for acquiring and distributing weapons, along with a hefty bribe, inquiring whether the military could afford to keep all of those weapons while their paychecks weren't a sure thing these days. His intention was to acquire as many weapons systems, along with the appropriate training. The B&Os had no chance of competing with the military if it ever came to street clashes, but he intended on leveling the playing field a bit more.
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