First Acadian Nuclear Test (OPEN/MT/DIPLOMATIC)

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Martilure Times
The Republic of Acadia tests it's first nuclear weapon

Yesterday, at 2245 hours, Martilure Time, the Republic of Acadia has tested it's first nuclear weapon, a 150KT device called "Fire from the Gods". The Nuclear weapon was tested in the small, uninhabited Island of Lacroix, 40km south of Cape Ice, the southernmost point in the Acadian mainland. The nuclear weapon is meant as a symbol of Acadia's independence and willingness to assert itself in the world as well.

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Disguised Communist Leeches of Acadia!

We have long known and taken note that your kind is always up to no good, and we were right all along. Thanks to a freak accident that you dogs are normally incapable of creating, you have now come into possession with the greatest invention of mankind. Just as we always feared, it is now in the wrongest of hands.

Let it be known that advanced humankind will not let this rest. Nations throughout the globe will react. There will be consequences. You communist infidels will rethink, repent, and dispose of your nuclear weapons immediately, before we are forced to reduce Acadia into but a Ministry of Our Venerable Nation and root out communist elements ourselves.

Yours in absolute disgust,

Secretary of War of the People's Democratic Republic of Zyrika,
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Secretary of War No. 2

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An official brings news of the test to Loryn Marchan, the Prime Minister of Impireacht. Marchan looks up from his work, "Put them on the dossier..."